MOOSE CLUB RAFFLE. I. TONYA. GRLS. GRLS. GRLS. GRLS. SHAKESPEAR ON LOVE. KEY CITY FISH CO. WOMEN'S MARCH TOMORROW! ROAR! GROWL. SCREAM! LOVE IT! TACOMA GRLS--AFTER LAST YEARS MARCH, FOUR, HOT, SHARP, GIRLS, DECIDED, THAT IT WAS THE PERFECT TIME FOR 4 FRIENDS TO START A BUSINESS! THEY DID! THAT TAKES GUTS! KISS. AMAZING NEIGHBOR! AMAZON COMPANY VOLUNTEERS, OUTFITTED 140 WOMEN AND THEIR CHILDREN WITH NEW SHOES, AT MARY'S PLACE! LOVE IN ACTION! VERY COOL SIGN AND SYMBOL OF AMERICA, HERE IN WASHINGTON STATE--TOO BAD NOT ON THE OTHER COAST IN WASHINGTON, D.C., BUT, TONS OF AMERICAN EAGLES ARE FLOCKING TO DALLES DAM, ON THE BORDER OF OREGON AND WASHINGTON! THERE IS A EAGLE WATCIHNG PARTY TOMORROW AT THE DAM! SOMEONE SPOTTED 54 AMERICAN EAGLES, THE SYMBOL OF AMERICA, AT THE DAM, YESTERDAY . . . I SIGHT TO SEE, RIGHT ON THE TV!!!!!! SO COOL. SEVERAL YEARS AGO, I WAS IN JACKSON HOLE, WYOMING, AND, I NOTICED, A STRANGE NEST WITH, PLASTIC FLAGS, AT A UNIQUE RANCH, JUST OUTSIDE OF TOWN, AROUND HALLOWEEN . . . AT FIRST I THOUGHT, THIS WAS SOME, MEMBER OF THE MILITIA, JACKED, AND READY FOR BEAR, AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT, WHO CARVED THIS COOL, SYMBOL OF FREEDOM AND LIBERTY--THAT WAS UNTIL IT TURNED ITS HEAD! LOL. PEOPLE FLOCK TO THE SIGHT OF NATURES, ANIMAL KINGDOM, IN PLACES LIKE JACKSON HOLE, WHERE THERE ARE TOURISTS, YEAR ROUND, WHO DON'T GET TO SEE THIS STUFF IN THEIR OWN COUNTRIES. SOON, ONE CAR STOPPED AS ASKED ME, WHAT I WAS STARING AT? AN AMERICAN EAGLE. HE TOOK OUT HIS BINOCULARS, TO LOOK AT THE MAJESTIC BIRD, AND NOTICED, THAT HIS MATE WAS ACROSS THE STREET, NEWS TO ME! WHAT A SIGHT TO BEHOLD. GREAT FAMILY, STACATION . . . GO CHECK OUT THESE BIRDS! THE PARK RANGER, SAID THAT THE DAM, WAS NOT A HINDERANCE TO NATURE, OR NATURE A HINDERANCE TO THE BIRDS, THAT, THIS AREA, WAS PERFECT, FEEDING GROUNDS FOR THE AWESOME BIRDS! WHAT A FUN, THING FOR SOMEONE, THE RANGERS, OR WHOEVER, BUT, THERE IS A PARTY, AND IF I HAD A VEHICLE, LIKE I USED TO, BEFORE IT GOT BLOWN UP WITH A PIPEBOMB OR THE SHERIFFS, CONFISCATED, MY TRUCK, I LOVED MORE THAN, MY HOUSES, FREEDOM--I WOULD HAVE BEEN THERE IN A HEARTBEAT! ANYWAY, SOMEONE MIGHT WANT TO PLAN A TRIP WITH FRIENDS, AND GO SEE THE BIRDS--JUST SEEING ONE AMERICAN EAGLE, FLYING OVER SOUNDER TRANSIT BUS, A FEW MONTHS AGO, GAVE ME A THRILL! CHICK ISN'T GOING TO LOSE THIS TIME! GREAT AMERICA. EAGLES & FLAGS! LOVE AT 425 DEGREES! GOD BLESS IT, EVERY DAY! KISS THE GROUND YOU WALK ON, AND EAGLES FLY OVER! THERE IS ONLY ONE! JUICIEST. BUTTERIEST. CRAVIEST. WHAT JACK VALUES. SO ME, AND HOLLY HOLLYWOOD, DITCHED MARY'S PLACE TODAY, AND HID OUT IN MCDONALD'S ON VIRGINIA AND 6TH, GIRL TALK! SO MUCH FUN! YESTERDAY, HOLLY, AND SOME OF HER GUY FRIENDS, AND SHE DOESN'T LACK FOR THEM, GOT INTO A 7 HOUR DISCUSSION, ON, EVERYTHING, MALE AND FEMALE . . . THE DUDES WANTED TO GRILL, HOLLY, ON WHAT WOMEN, WANT, HOW THEY THINK, ETC., THAT IS A START, GUYS, AND GALS, THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES, NEEDS TO TURN INTO THE COMPLIMENT OF THE SEXES! THE BATTLE WAS IN THE 70'S, WITH BILLY JEAN KING AND WHAT'S HIS NAME? LOL. PERFECT IS PROGRESS! BABY STEPS AND SMALL DISCUSSION GROUPS, LIKE THIS ARE FUN, ENTERTAINING AND DOWN RIGHT, DELICIOUS, ANYWAY YOU LOOK AT IT! AS THE DAY WORE ON, THE CONVERSATION GOT, MORE FUN, AND JUICIER, AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, ALMOST SLAPSTICK, AT BEST AND DOWN RIGHT, DOWN AND DIRTY AT, BETTER! LOL. SO, THERE WERE SEVERAL THINGS, THAT, I FAILED TO PUT IN MY BLOG, YESTERDAY, BUT EACH TIME, I SIGN INTO MY BLOG, I RUN THE RISK, OF HACKERS, IF NOT DURING WRITING, WITH EDITS OR CHANGES, OR ADDITIONS, P.S., OR ANYTHING, THEY STEAL!!!!!!!!!! SO, I AM TRYING TO DISCIPLINE MYSELF, AND KNOCK OF THE RISK, AND JUST LEAVE, WELL ENOUGH ALONE! THAT DOESN'T MEAN, THAT I AM NOT GOING TO PICK UP, RIGHT WHERE I LEFT OFF THE DAY BEFORE! LOL. NOT ONLY AM I SUPERNANNY TO THE GOVERNMENT, BUT, I AM THE UNIVERSAL MOTHER, AND, MY NAME, DRIVES ME TO WANT, PEACE AND UNDERSTANDING BETWEEN THE SEXES . . . MY FATHER, WANTED A SON, AFTER, SHELLEY, TRUMP'S TAKE A HONEY TO WORK, BITCH, PRETENDING TO HAVE MY CREDENTIALS, HE WOULDN'T LIKE ME, MUCH, LIKE MOST MEN, I DON'T NEED THEM TO SUCCEED!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL. BUT, AFTER MY FATHER, NAMED ME, JO, MY MOTHER, INSISTED, THAT, HE GIVE ME, A FEMININE, NAME, ATTACHED TO THE MOSTLY, MASCULINE NAME, JO(E), SO HE ADDED "ANN" TO MAKE, MY NAME, JOANN. ANOTHER INTERESTING THING, ABOUT, MY, NAME AND THE WAY IT IS SPELL, IS THAT, THERE IS AN OVERABUNDANCE OF, FEMALE PSYCHOLOGISTS, WHO SPELL THEIR NAMES, JUST LIKE ME, "JOANN" WITHOUT, ADDING AN "E" OR WITH A LOWER CASE, A . . . MINE IS LIKE, TWO NAMES, PUT TOGETHER. I USED TO THINK, THAT MY NAME, WAS, TWO, SEPARATE NAMES, LIKE "JO" AS MY FIRST NAME, AND "ANN" AS MY MIDDLE NAME, WITH A SPACE BETWEEN THEM. MY SECOND OF FOUR HUSBANDS, INFORMED ME THAT, WAS NOT THE CASE? HOW WOULD HE KNOW? I HAD CAUSE TO GET A BIRTH CERTIFICATE, PROBABLY TO GO ON A TRIP TO THE CARIBBEAN, MY BON VOYAGE, TRIP, A FAMILY PLOT TO BRING, SHELLEY ON BOARD AS ME--SURPRISED THEY DIDN'T PUSH ME OVER THE SIDE! LOL! I CAN READ THEIR MINDS, AND THEY ARE STILL TRYING TO ILLIMINATE ME, FOR SHELLEY'S SAKE! PLUS THE TYPICAL, MOTIVES FOR MURDER: (1) JEALOUSY; (2) GREED; AND (3) REVENGE . . . I GUESS FOR HAVING A SUCESSFUL FAMILY AND LIFE? BUT, THE FACT, STILL REMAINS, THAT, I HAVE THIS NEED TO FIX, MEN AND WOMEN. STRANGELY, ENOUGH, WHILE I WAS DOING, RESEARCH FOR A MASTER'S DEGREE, CLASS, IN FAMILY AND HUMAN DEVELOPMENT, AT UTAH STATE UNIVERSITY, AFTER MY UNDERGRAD, AT WEBER STATE UNIVERSITY, I NOTICED, THAT MY NAME, AT LEAST IN THE FIELD OF PSYCHOLOGY, WAS NOT SO RARE, IN FACT, IT WAS QUIT, COMMON . . . THOSE WOMEN, WHO SPELL THEIR NAMES, LIKE ME, TENDED TO WRITE ABOUT, MALE/FEMALE RELATIONSHIPS, AND MARRIAGE, WHILE THOSE WHO SPELLED THEIR NAMES, JOANNE, OR ALL IN LOWER CASE, WROTE ABOUT CHILD PSYCHOLOGY. THE POWER OF A NAME! SO HERE WE GO . . . MEET ME IN THE FIRE PIT, BELOW!

BALANCE THE FUN!

WHAT IF YOU WERE MADE FOR ME, AND I WAS MADE FOR YOU?

DON'T BLOW IT!

SHAKESPEARE'S, "DOUBLE-BACKED BEAST!

OR SEX!

FIRST, ONE LAST STORY ABOUT, ANAL SEX OR BUTT-FUCKING!  SHIT ON A STICK!  KNOW YOURSELF.  KNOW YOUR PARTNER!  PREMARITAL COMMUNICATIONS AND SEX ED, IS A MUST!

Ray, was a friend of mine from high school.  Back in the day, he was from a broken home, had issues, none of the rest of us had to deal with, family-wise.  But, later in life, this shy, somewhat, backward, guy with the women, grew into his good looks, and due to that delay, he, got an educations, and the stud life found, Ray!  He was about, 6'4", and very good looking, a gentleman in every way, and, a big catch, in the Salt Lake City, dating scene that I was just, going back into, after, law school; however, just the few years of reintroduction, into the wild, my reputation proceeded me, and Ray had been warned by another, high school chum, Bart, that I was not joke and a man-eater, so, I was automatically, crossed off his "most wanted" list, but, we did have our, time together.  First and foremost, we were still friends, and he confided in me.

Again, remember, the shy, Ray, not one of the DATING KINGS OF SALT LAKE, with a great job, and a rockin' home, up near the ski resorts, and a half front room view of the valley, back in the day, Ray was, a one-lady man, and while in high school, working summers, at Lagoon, Amusement Park, he hooked up with a shy, girl, that summer, and he told me, once a summer, while messing around, high school stuff, petting and kissing, he and her had sex, whooooops in, Mormondum, and, so, after high school, like all good Mormon boys, he went to his bishop and repented, just in time to leave on his mission, somewhere in the world, while, this girl, stayed home, like all good little Mormon girls, got married and had a few kids.  Now, Ray is a real man, and when, she called him, later in life and told, him, that her husband was abusive, he was there for her, and he felt somewhat responsible for her downfall, the sex they had, and he would do whatever, it took to make that up to her.

Eventually, she got a divorce, and, Ray, as promised, and probably with tons of other options, made good on his promise, out of guilt, or just being a good guy, married this woman, he saw as the paragon of virtue, but for him!  LOL.  They got married in the Mormon Temple, a sacred, church, ceremony and marriage, or so he thought.  They went, to Cancun, or somewhere down, in Mexico, for their long awaited, reunion, and, he, had not had sex with anyone, since, high school, and I believe he was, about, 26 by this time, so, basically, still a virgin.  That night, at dinner, they hooked up with another couple, and to his surprise, remember, Mormons, allegedly, don't drink or smoke, no sex before marriage, so, he was shocked when, his new bridge, right out the temple ordered, Tequila, and slammed about, 6 shots, and wanted him to drink with her, thinking he was, being a bore, not to drink and he was, quite alarmed by her actions, wondering what he had gotten himself into?

CARRYING THE NEW BRIDE, OVER THE THRESHOLD IS EXPECTED, BUT, DRAGGING HER, OUT OF THE TAXI, AND THROWING HER OVER HIS SHOULDERS, FLOPPING HER ON THE HOTEL BED, IS ANOTHER!

Needless to say, the night, the honeymoon, so far had not gone well, for Ray, to this point.  However, the thought of long awaited sex, after years of, I am sure, fantasizing, and dreaming of his dearly beloved, for years, was, worth the wait, or so he thought.  Ray disappeared into the bathroom, leaving honey, on the bed.  When he came out, probably, knowing Ray, he was dressed in his, new pajamas, with the anticipation, that he, would have the joy of disrobing her and she him, slow, and steady, getting hotter by the second!  That is not what he was greeted with, and he got the surprise of his life, when, he entered the room, and low and behold, there was his new bride, laying butt ass naked, face down on the bed, asking him to do anal sex, on her!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Lol.  

Now, I know, from living in, Montana, and being around, Catholics, that, there is, when, it comes to religion, and expectations, of an active, male or female, not much difference, and, the Catholics, might be even more, resilient, and determined to be virgins, some, before marriage, and the one, hottie that I worked with, all Catholics, in Chicago, the summer of 1992, when, I worked at Americans United For Life, had NEVER, even KISSED a woman, and he, 30 at the time, now, I think the director, was saving himself for MARRIAGE!  So, this is not unique just to Mormons, but probably, pretty, applicable to most, girls and guys, who are raised, in a religious home, and who have not rebelled against their parents and their religion . . . some faiths, take, virginity oaths!  I was a virgin when I got married, so, I know the type!  Too bad someone didn't have me sign and oath, to not have sex, after, I got divorced, before the next succor, married me!  LOL!

MASTER NURSERY.  EBAR.  SOCKEYE.  SOMEBODY'S GONNA LOVE YOUR STUFF!

I was, about, ready to pop, with my first baby, when, my sister, Sue and her, husband, Kevin, were getting married, and going to live below me and Zeke or Richard . . . she, and Kevin, had been to her doctor, and he gave them, a premarital, booklet about sex, anatomy, and childbirth or something like that, which, they had gone over with each other, and Sue wondered if me and Zeke, what I called, Richard, since, I was, about, 5, growing up with him, in the same neighborhood, in Bountiful, Utah, would like to borrow the booklet and read it together.  Sue gave me the booklet before, Zeke got home from work and school, after looking through, the material, I decided, that, I would be too, embarrassed, to discuss this with my husband of almost a year! and pregnant to boot!  LOL.  Know your victim, and partner!  LOL.  

The other day, I walked passed, Diva Espresso, in Greenwood, and there were three, very handsome, I assumed, bachelors, all drinking coffee and reading the scriptures together.  Ladies if you are lucky enough to land some of these studs, and your former, boyfriend, got you convinced, that anal sex was the balm, you may want to think twice, not only about, your, sex life, and partner, if you are into that stuff, and it is your body, and I am all about, rights; therefore, keep that in mind, this is a health issue for me, and, a PAIN issue!  But, perhaps if I finish the story about, Ray, and his, honey, they, eventually, divorced, because, she had an affair, got a dude who did her like, her old abusive boyfriend, did . . . .later she fucked, Ray's attorney, too!  The un-examined life, is, not worth living, in some people's book . . . know thyself, and to thy, own-self, be true!

HOLLYWOOD.  HOLLY.  ROUGH SEX!

I suggested to Holly, that she needs to write a blog, for single women, because, she has found, herself in every type situation, a SEATTLE SLUT, can find herself in . . . she is battling, her ex-husbands, for kids, has, ex-boyfriends, dating her, friends, from, her social media pages, and sending her nude pictures of, their lastest, friend conquests, and she has been lured into, sex and a relationship with a married man . . . this morning she said, good advice . . . if he has an imprint of a wedding ring on his finger and no ring, he is likely married, and it is not just jewelry!  LOL.  Holly could teach me a few things . . . I talk from, other people's experience and she talks from, FIRST HAND experience!  LOL. So, about, Christmas time, Holly met, some dude at work, they both had kids, similar values, or so she thought, they waited to have sex, decided that living together, was easier than, trying to raise kids and work, alone, and the plan was to move in together.

The couple, looked good together, he was helpful and generous, did Christmas shopping, etc., and he, was willing to put two pay checks, into this joint venture, and, so, they set a date, at a nice hotel, and they were going to consummate the relationship, to see how that part of their relationship was.  Holly got new clothes, he made good on his promise to buy her new boots she wanted, and all seemed perfect, and I was excited, that, maybe, this would, be a great thing for her and she could, get her kids back, with some added financial assistance and he, get his daughters, back, with someone to help him too.  I couldn't wait, to see, what, happened on the sort of honeymoon, weekend, to see if, sex was good, and to her liking.  She came back and didn't say much?  Well?  Okay, so, she doesn't want to share, and that is cool, no kiss and tell.  But, I wanna know, like all good girlfriends?  LOL.

Now, from, that, weekend on, she basically, said, no dice, and she did tell me that she didn't think it would work out.  OK.  She never went into details, but, the guy, started, to harass her, do this and that, to the point, of criminal activity, and social media terrorism, using her, and abusing her, pictures from, by gone eras, even taking pictures she sent her, then, husband, and putting them out, for everyone, including the cops, to see!  But her boobs looked good!  LOL.  Finally, today, we were talking and I was telling her, what I had been writing about, on my blog, anal sex, etc.  Finally, she opened up, and said, dude, did, big time ROUGH SEX, ON HER, PULLED HER HAIR, didn't chock her out, but, he twisted her head, and she kind of left, the rest to my imagination!  GUYS . . . THERE ARE GIRLS OUT THERE, WHO, GET PAID TO DO THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!  DON'T BREAK YOUR, WANNA BE  MAYBE WIFE, IN ON THIS!  And for the most part, Holly is experienced, but even, she, shied away, from this guy after that!  THINK, THINK, THINK . . . THIS CUTS, BOTH WAYS!  KNOW, YOUR PARTNER, EVEN A CASUAL ONE!

GAME GURUS! ME INCLUDED! THEIR VOCATION. MY AVOCATION . . . FIGURING THEM OUT!  LOL.

MY, CLOAK AND DAGGER LIFE, IS A LITTLE MORE COMPLICATED THAN, THAT . . . GOVERNMENT DOUBLES, DOUBLE TROUBLE, AND IDENTICAL TWINS . . . MY TAKE . . . ONE LOVES ME AND ONE HATES ME!  THE SEX, ATTITUDE, TELLS THE STORY!

The basic story line is . . . I met one of the twins, on the way to Washington, D.C., and, kind of fell, in love, over the phone and internet, after, spending, three days on the Amtrak train with the guy.  I GOT WHIP-LASHED!  Atlantic base, on one coast, in one Washington, and the other, twin, on the west coast, Pacific based.  Crossing paths, and crossing phones, but curious enough, to see, what the fuck is going on . . . how do the fucking feds, do their shit, and what the hell are they up to?  Cher, says it is all in their kiss . . . no, one kisses, the other doesn't, love, kisses, hate, fucks, doesn't want me to even talk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  One sport fucks, the other, makes love, big ass difference!  WHO AM I WITH, THIS TIME?????????????????????????????????????  Now, there seemed to be a drastic change in my, former lover, who I had not seen for, four years, but, there was still, that old chemistry, and it is in the kiss!  LOVE THE WELCOMES!  SWOOP ME, BY THE ASS, INTO, OPEN, WANTING LIPS, AND ALMOST SWALLOW ME WHOLE!  ALL IT TAKES IS A NOD!

TALE OF TWO BROTHERS, TWINS, TALE OF TWO PRESIDENCIES!  A COP UNDER, PRESIDENT OBAMA, IS VERY DIFFERENT, THAN A COP UNDER TRUMP!  MY SPARING PARTNER, BOTH, BEFORE AND AFTER, HAD AN EDGE TO HIM, THAT WAS NEVER, THERE BEFORE . . . WE GO HARD AT EACH OTHER, BUT, THIS WAS DIFFERENT!  SLAMMING PHONES, AND FUCKING AND FIGHTING WAS COMMON PRACTICE--BUT THERE IS SOMETHING ELSE GOING ON HERE?  AN EDGINESS, NOT PRESENT, BEFORE . . . DON'T PULL THIS SHIT ON ME, DUDE!  THAT OLD, SORRY, LEARNING, WORKS, ONCE WITH ME, BUT, GENERALLY, NOT TWICE . . . STAY BRIDGE, OR COP!  MY GOAL WAS TO GET ONE OF THEM, TO COME OVER TO MY SIDE . . . RIDER, HARD, AND HE DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I HAVE A LIFE, CAN'T AFFORD, BARELY WALKING FOR TWO WEEKS, NOT WORTH IT . . . SEE YA, LATER ALLIGATOR!  LOVE YES.  ABUSE, NO!  GOOD SEX. BUT NOT THAT GOOD!

TO THINE OWN, SELF, BE TRUE!

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

LOVE. LOVE. LOVE. LOVE!

LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD!

KISS.

BUT IT FASCINATES ME!

JOANN--MUST HAVE, SENSE, THE YING AND THE YANG--MAYBE YOU WERE MADE FOR ME AND ME FOR YOU!

ALTUS.  JGL. UTLRA BOOM.

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JUST DO IT!

SMILE.