THE UGLY TRUTH!
- Her thoughts harried her like a hungry dog with a bone. What the hell was wrong with her, anyhow? Where were her wires crossed? She was a good person, damn it. Smart, sensible, practical, hardworking, unselfish. Relatively pretty, if not a raving beauty. She gave all she could to her family, her job. Her fiance'. She deserved better. She tried so freaking hard. All the time.
- But such qualities evidently did not give men erections. Men wanted a whole different set of attributes and gifts. Men wanted women like Kaia. The pigs.
- she goes on to describe what she was thinking, about white picket fences, kids, mud rooms, soccer games, and, being a politician's wife . . .all the while . . .
- Ready, willing and able to perform a blow job on Justin as he drove down a busy city street. IN Becca's own car, no less. AS it happened, Justin's driving had been no match for Kaia's skill at fellatio. Becca's car had ended up wrapped around a telephone pole smack in the middle of a busy shopping district. It was blind luck that he hadn't killed someone. Or many someones.
- Kaia now sported a collar and head brace. And as for Justin, well. A ring of tooth marks on that bastard's dick was the last that he deserved. Becca could not find it in her heart to feel sorry for him.
- It had just been a goodbye, for old times' sake, Justin had protested, as soon as he was lucid enough to talk. He'd implied that Becca's should be grateful he'd gone for oral sex, not vaginal penetration. How noble of him, to sacrifice his own pleasure out of respect for his fiancee. She ought to be overcome with gratitude at his manly restraint. (I could have written this! LOL. Good ridance, right!)
- A storybook princess with a ring on her finger, she'd been recast in a crass burlesque. And not even a lead role!
- . . . new scene, Becca is at a friend's house on some island, mourning her sad, situation and cancelled wedding plans, swimming in a pool of some man, who has let her friend, use the pool for years, trespassing, when she does it, she is, thought to be, a female assassin, waiting for the dude who owned the house . . . enter Mr. Hot, whatever, paid killer . . . case of mistaken identity . . .
- Jesus. How? Who? This op was so fucking secret and mysterious, he didn't even know a lot of the details himself. Who knew about his cover, other than Tam? Had Ludmilla turned on him?
- he grabs her out of the pool, drags her in the house, hand-cuffs her to the stairs, then . . . of course, he is attracted to her, and she him . . .
- He'd have to take a closer look. The idea sent a surge of interest into his groin. His one-eyed snake didn't care if the bathing beauty was an icy-hearted killer.
- Sometimes he wondered how men lived to adulthood, let alone old age, with that much concentrated stupidity dangling between their legs!
- this chick finds herself, in the middle of some big Russian, mob activity, that her new, love interest is involved in too . . .
- The Big Z might have pissed off Daddy Novak.
- these psycho dudes were not known for their loyalty when billions were at stake. (Don't I know that to be true, on my blogging money . . . maybe all their greed will, turn them on each other, and they will do what mobs do, and knock each other off!)
This gun's for hire, even if it's just dancing in the dark!
SORRY KIDS, THE TOOTH FAIRY, STOPS COMING AFTER A CERTAIN AGE! I STILL SUFFER FROM, TEENAGE INVINCIBILITY SYNDROME, OR THIS CAN NEVER HAPPEN TO ME, OR, MY BODY WOULD NEVER, OR MY TEETH WOULD NEVER . . . NEWSFLASH . . . ABOUT EVERY 10 YEARS, I DO SOMETHING SO STUPID, THAT, IT REMINDS ME OF JUST HOW HUMAN, AND FRAIL, THESE MORTAL BODIES ARE, TEETH TOO!
THE RED HOT DRIED, CHILI PEPPER, I GOT STUCK UNDER MY FANG TOOTH, AFTER ORDERING, DOMINOS PIZZA, THE LAST NIGHT I WAS, IN ST. GEORGE, UTAH, STAYING IN MOTEL 6 . . . I ATTACKED THIS FOREIGN OBJECT, WITH MUCH THE SAME VIGOR, AND VIOLENCE I DO A LAW CASE . . . TOOTH PICKS, FLOSS, POINTED GREEN PLASTIC OBJECTS, WITH FLOSS, MY FINGERNAILS, MY TONGUE, SUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF MY TOOTH, TO DRAW THE LITTLE DRIED SEED, OUT FROM UNDER MY TOOTH . . . THE SEED IS STILL THERE, AND NOW, I HIT, MY LOWER TEETH WITH THAT ONE TOOTH, IN JUST THE RIGHT WAY, TO BREAK MY GUMS LOOSE, ALREADY FUCKED, FROM MY TOOTH, NOW, IT LOOKS, LIKE, I AM GOING TO LOSE MY TOOTH!
SCREAMMMMMM!
FAR TOO AGGRESSIVE, DREW BLOOD, SUCKED HARD ENOUGH, TO PULL A DUDE'S DICK RIGHT OFF HIS BALLS! LOL. FUCK, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO SUCH A NICE PERSON!
I THINK IT IS PAYBACK FOR, ME, ACTING LIKE GETTING, TEETH IMPLANTS, WAS NOT BIG DEAL, DIDN'T COST THAT MUCH, AND TELLING COWBOY IN ALL HIS MONEY, NEW HOUSES, HE SHOULD, BUY A NEW SET OF TEETH!
JOKES ON ME!
NOW THE WEBSITES, I LOOKED UP FOR HIM, I NEED!
BAD THINGS HAPPEND TO GOOD PEOPLE, PARTICULARLY IF THEY ARE ABUSIVE AND AGGRESSIVE WITH THEIR OWN BODIES AND TEETH! MY TOOTH IS JUST HANGING THERE, LIKE A SECOND GRADER, WAITING TO SING, ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY NEW "FANG" TOOTH!
THAT MIGHT BE TRUE1
$198 FOR AN EXTRACTION, BECAUSE, NOW, I AM, HANDLING MY TEETH WITH KIT GLOVES, TOO AFRAID TO CHEW, FOR FEAR, I WILL SWALLOW THIS TOOTH, NOW SO LOOSE, PROBABLY COULD, TAKE ONE BITE AND IT WILL FALL OUT!
JUST $999 FOR ONE IMPLANT!
FUCK!
THAT WAS OKAY WHEN I WAS PRACTICING LAW, BUT, ON SOCIAL SECURITY, FUCK NO!
NOT LOL!
I REMEMBER, MY LITTLE OHIO FARM GIRL FRIEND ANNIE, TELLING ME THAT THE REASON SHE HAS NO TEETH IS BECAUSE, SHE, TOOK TOO GOOD OF CARE OF HER TEETH, FLOSSED THEM TOO MUCH, AND, AS A RESULT, SHE DAMAGED HER GUMS, AND GOT A DISEASE, AND THEY ALL FELL OUT, SO BAD, THAT, SHE CAN'T EVEN GET DENTURES, BECAUSE, THE GUM LINE IS GONE!
WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN TO HER!
SHIT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU!
BE CAREFUL!
I HAVE SHATTERED MY ANKLES, BROKEN ALL BUT THE FEMUR, IN A SIMILAR ACT OF SHEAR STUPIDITY, I HAVE TORN MY BACK MUSCLES, PUSHING MY LEG, TO DO WHAT THE OTHER ONE DOES, NOW THIS!
WHAT IS THE OBJECT LESSON I CAN LEARN FROM THIS?
BE GENTLE WITH ALL PARTS OF YOUR BODY, BIG AND SMALL!
OUR BODIES CAN BREAK, TEAR, BLEED, AND GET FUCKED UP, IN A NEW YORK SECOND!
THERE ARE NO RETAKES, NO RERUNS, NO, DO OVERS!
I HAVE NEVER HAD ANYONE GUESS ME AS HOMELESS, THE BILLIONAIRE ON BROADWAY, BUT WITH A MISSING TOOTH, FOR SOME REASON, THAT SEEMS TO FIT!
SCREAM.
IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE, RIGHT?
THE REASON, WOMEN, ALWAYS, WATCH, TRUE CRIME OR ARE ADDICTED TO THE MURDER SHOWS, IS THAT IT MAKES THEM FEEL BETTER, ABOUT THIS OR THAT, BY THINKING, AT LEAST I AM NOT THAT POOR SOP!
KEEP THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE!
I WAS SUPPOSE TO BE DEAD, 19 YEARS AGO, AND, EVERYDAY FOR THE LAST, 7 YEARS, SOMEONE HAS BEEN TRYING TO KILL ME, SO A TOOTH, NO BIG DEAL!
P.S., BOTH SHELLEY AND RACHEL, HAVE PORCELAIN TEETH!
DENTAL RECORDS MIGHT BE A CLUE!
MINE ARE REAL!