ROSANNE THE DEMON MOTHER!
LOL.
PERFECT.
THE PERFECT MOTHER IS GONE AWOL!
SMILE.
SIMMA.
TAKE ALL YOUR FUCKING BUTTON CELLS AND SHOVE THEM UP KAY'S SAGGY, HAGGY, SKINNY, SHITTY, BUTT FUCKING ASS . . . SHARE THEM WITH SHELLEY, RACHEL, SUE, TIFFANY, MARCIE, JARED, GRANDMA AND PA!
I HATE THE FUCKING SOUTHWICKS MORE THAN, I CAN SAY! GOD, THANK GOD I HAVE NO ROOTS ON THE GROUND!
TUG-O-WAR IS OVER!
YOU GET THEM!
SA-LA-V!
THIS CHICK IS NO SLAVE ANY MORE!
HANG-EM WHEN THEY ALL GO BELLY UP! IF THEY HAVEN'T ALREADY!
I AM WHITE, FREE, AND OVER THE AGE OF 21!
ONCE YOU GOT BLACK YOU'LL NEVER GO BACK? FUCK, ONCE YOU GO BLACK, YOU WILL NEVER GO BACK!
LOL.
SAW TWO, MILES AND MILES LOOKING TWINS, HOLDING HANDS, LUTHER BURBANK!
DEVIL'S IN THE DETAILS!
BYE.
P.S., TWO MORE SHORT DREAMS . . . "DREAM THE FUTURE," IS NOT, SIGOURNEY WEAVER OR SEE GORE NEY (JUDGE NEY MARRIED ME AND FRANK, AKA, ALLAN REX BESS, MURDERED BY SHELLEY AND FRANK!) WEAVER LIFE INTO MINE . . . SHELLEY DOESN'T HAVE MEMORIES, LET ALONE, DREAMS, ALL THE SOUTHWICKS MOCKED ME FOR MARRYING ZEKE OR RICHARD CLIFTON SECRIST, FATHER OF THE 4 KIDS, I AM GIVING TO, THEIR SURROGATE PARENTS, COP SHITS . . . MOCKED ME FOR GOING TO LAW SCHOOL, AFTER HAVING A DREAM TO DIVORCE THEIR FATHER, AND GOING TO LAW SCHOOL!
DREAM #2, ONE IS ABOVE . . . THIS IS SO, RIGHT ON, FOR SEE GORE NEY WEAVER . . . IN THIS DREAM, TWO LITTLE SPOTTED, CUBS, OR WHATEVER, MOUNTAIN LIONS, ARE CALLED, WERE RAISED FOR A FEW WEEKS, THAN, SACRIFICED, TO SOME, BURRITO, DINNER? YUCK! I WATCHED, "FRIENDS" LAST NIGHT, AND RACHEL, I THINK, THAT IS THE ACTRESS, IN REAL, JENNIFER ANISTON, BUT SHE COOKS, SOME THANKSGIVING DESERT, THAT HAS MEAT, WHIP CREAM, AND WHATEVER IN IT . . . BUT, THIS DREAM, LEOPARDS DO NOT CHANGE THEIR SPOTS! TAKING SHELLEY AND ME, THE TWO BABY MOUNTAIN LIONS, WHICH IS WERE THE TOTAL ECLIPSE OF ME, STARTED, AFTER THE FIRST, MIX, MATCH AND ATTACH, WEAVER, WITH JENNIFER, THAT IS ABOUT, HOW WELL THEY MIX! ALIEN CHICK, WITH ALL AMERICAN BEAUTY JEN! BUT, THAT DREAM, MIGHT SHOW, HOW FAR, BACK THIS GIG, STARTED? BABIES! THE NEXT DREAM, MIGHT ALSO, GIVE SOME INSIGHT! THE COUNTER-INTEL COMMUNITY, DEEP SIXES, PEOPLE ALL THE TIME, MIXES, BLENDS, WEAVES, AND KILLS, ONE FOR THE OTHER!
DREAM #3
IN THIS DREAM, ME AND SHELLEY, WERE TOGETHER, ME LOOKING THE ATTORNEY, WITH THE "A" LINE HAIRDO, I ALWAYS WORE, AND SHELLEY, WITH HER, LONG DARK HAIR SHE HAS HAD ALL HER FUCKING LIFE! SHIT? BUT, IN THE DREAM, WE WERE WITH, A DUDE, FROM, LIGHT YEARS BACK, BUT NOT . . . BARBARA WILLIAMS, WAS MY BEST FRIEND, UP UNTIL, I WAS IN ABOUT, 2ND GRADE, THEN, JAN DAVIS CAME ALONG . . . KAY AND BARBARA, WERE FRIENDS, EARLIER THAN THAT . . . BARBARA'S OLDEST BROTHER, DWIGHT WILLIAMS, WHOM, I THOUGHT OF THE OTHER, DAY, WHO SPOKE, 7 LANGUAGES, FLUENTLY, BACK WHEN WE WERE YOUNG AND HE GOT BACK FROM A MORMON MISSION. HE BECAME AN "INTERNATIONAL LAW ATTORNEY" AND I REMEMBER, HIM, PULLING UP TO THE WILLIAMS HOME, DRIVING HIS, MAROON, VOLVO STATIONWAGON, THAT, FORMED MY TASTE IN CARS, ALONG WITH, JAGUR, THAT I GOT, GOING CAR HUNTING WITH MY FATHER, FOR MY, 9TH OR 10TH BIRTHDAY. PERHAPS, DWIGHT, HAD SOME INFLUENCE ON ME TOO, ALONG WITH, THE CHRISTENSENS, WHO WERE PROFESSORS, LAWYERS AND JUDGES! I HAVE BEEN TWO OF THE THREE! I AM A CHRISTENSEN, IN A FAMILY OF SOUTHWICKS! BUT, IN THIS DREAM, THE THREE OF US, ME, SHELLEY, AND DWIGHT, WHO ALSO HAS A YOUNGER BROTHER, MARK, WHO, IS ALSO I BELIEVE A TAX ATTORNEY, BUT HE WAS NOT IN THE DREAM, TOO CLOSE TO SHELLEY'S AGE TO TELL THE TRUTH, EVEN THOUGH, MARK AND I, GOT TO KNOW EACH OTHER, A BIT, THROUGH, LEE WHITE, WHO WAS MARRIED TO MARILYN, I THINK, MEMORY, A FEMINIST, MORMON, ALL OF US, INTO, EARLY MORMON HISTORY, SHE TYPE SET THE BOOK, MORMON ENIGMA, A BOOK THAT ALMOST COST ME, WHATEVER TESTIMONY I HAD LEFT! LOL. YOUNG MORMON INTELLECTUALS!
SO, ME, DWIGHT, AND SHELLEY, ALL, LOOKING LIKE WE WOULD HAVE WHEN, I WAS PRACTICING LAW, BACK IN SAY THE 90'S, AND LOOKED JUST LIKE I DID, WERE ALL GOING DANCING . . . SHELLEY, NEVER, EVER DANCED, THAT I RECALL, I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED IT, BUT, I DRESSED MUCH, LIKE I DID FOR WORK, IN THE DREAM, NICE JACKET, WHITE SHELL OR BLOUSE, AND SLACKS, CLASSY, SIMPLE, AND ME. IT SEEMS LIKE SHELLEY, WAS GOING OR DID WEAR A DRESS, WHICH, LIKE HILLARY, I HAVEN'T WORN, FOR, 20 GREAT YEARS! LOL. THAT GOP THING, WITH SHELLEY. I HAVE NO DRESSES. BUT, IN THE DREAM, WE WERE EATING, AND I COULDN'T FINISH MY DINNER, SO I GAVE MY CHICKEN, TO DWIGHT, WHO, TOOK IT, HESITATING, AND AT SOME POINT IN THE DREAM, WE WENT TO DWIGHT'S LAW OFFICE, AND TO MY SHOCK, HIS OFFICE, WAS NO BIGGER, THAN, THE SIZE OF A HALF BATHROOM? IT WAS VERY TASTEFULLY DECORATED, AND MAYBE HE IS RETIRED, HE IS MUCH OLDER THAN, ME, WE WERE JUST KIDS, WHEN, HE GOT BACK FROM HIS MISSION AND WENT TO LAW SCHOOL, AND MARRIED NAN? BUT, PERHAPS, THE CHICKEN IS SYMBOLIC, OF HIS KNOWLEDGE, OF THE SCOPE OF THIS INTERNATIONAL BLOG, MAKING ME AN INTERNATIONAL ATTORNEY, BUT NOT, AN INTERNATIONAL, LAW ATTORNEY, DISTINCTIONS, AND DISTINGUISHING BETWEEN, THE TYPES OF LAW . . . HE ACTUAL, TRANSACTIONAL LAW, DEALING WITH CORPORATIONS FROM, DIFFERENT COUNTRIES, I WOULD IMAGINE, AND ME A WORLDWIDE BLOGGER! PERHAPS, HE SEES, THAT MY STYLE OF BLOGGING LAW, HAD INFLUENCED THE WORLD, HAPPINESS LOOKS, GORGEOUS ON ME! SHELLEY IS MARRIED, I AM THE HAPPY WIDOW, AND SINGLE! BUT, DWIGHT, WOULD HAVE FOLLOWED, HIS SISTER'S CHILDHOOD FRIEND.
AN INTERESTING, SIDEBAR, ON MARK . . . WHEN, I WAS IN 9TH GRADE, SHELLEY WAS A JUNIOR, AND MARK WILLIAMS, HAD JUST GRADUATED, THE YEAR BEFORE, AND HIS BAND, WERE PLAYING AT THE OPENING SCHOOL, STOMP . . . MARK AND HIS BUDDY, MIKE ROBINSON, HOTTER THAN HOT, WE USED TO SPY ON MARK AND ROBINSON, BUT, THEY, INVITED ME AND BARBARA, JAN, WENT TOO, TO THE STOMP . . . SHELLEY THREW A SHIT FIT, FOUGHT WITH MOM AND DAD, FOR LETTING ME GO TO A DANCE BEFORE I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL. WE WENT AND WE HOOKED UP WITH, THE POLLACK BROTHERS, ONE AN ATHLETE, AND THE OTHER, A CLASS OFFICER!
DREAM #4 . . . LOL. JUST A MAN'S HAND, FLIPPING ME OFF, MARRIED, RING ON FINGER!
HEY, I DON'T KNOW WHO IS MARRIED AND WHO IS NOT! CADS WILL BE CADS, WILL BE CADS!
LOL.
I DIDN'T MARRY HER! GRAVITY CAN BE A REAL DRAG! I'VE BEEN THERE.
I WOULD NEVER, TEMP YOU TO LEAVE A WIFE . . . BUT IF I DON'T KNOW, BLAME YOURSELF, IF I RESPONDED TO WHAT YOU DID . . . NA, NEITHER OF THE MEN, WHOM, I AM ATTRACTED TO, SILLY ME, COULD BE MARRIED, THEY, WIFIES, DID NOTHING TO, ENCOURAGE ME OR, CAUSE ME TO WRITE ABOUT THEM, SERIOUSLY, I CAN MAKE LOVE OUT OF NOTHING! IMAGINARY LOVERS.
I WOULD, ALTHOUGH, NOT, TELL YOU TO STAY IN A MARRIAGE THAT IS DEAD!
IF THE SHOE NO LONGER FITS . . .
I AM GRATEFUL TO THE MAN, WHO TEMPTED ME, OUT OF MY MARRIAGE, THEN, I DUMPED HIS ASS, TO GO TO LAW SCHOOL . . . HAVE BEEN MARRIED TO THE LAW, EVER SINCE!
WATCH THE AGE OF INNOCENCE! THAT IS A GREAT SHOW, THAT DISPLAYS, TEMPTATION, THE PLUS AND MINUS'S IN LIFE . . . DANIEL DAY LEWIS, IS TRUE TO HIS FIANCE', CAN'T REMEMBER HER NAME, BUT HE DOES HAVE AN AFFAIR, BEFORE MARRIAGE, WITH MICHELLE PFIEFFER, BUT IN THE END, HE HAS FOUR BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN, IS A LAWYER, RELATIVELY HAPPY WITH HIS CHOICE, AND MICHELLE COMES TO SEE HIM, HE SEES HER OUT BY THE LAKE, AND DECIDES TO LEAVE THINGS, AS THEY ARE . . .
THERE ARE SACRIFICES AND CONSEQUENCES ON BOTH SIDES!
DO I REGRET, WHAT I DID? NO. COULD LIFE HAVE BEEN EASIER STAYING MARRIED? SURE. I MADE HARD, CHOICES, ALL THE TIME, STILL DO, CASE IN POINT.
THE KIDS ARE SAFE, THEY KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME, CUT THE APRON STRINGS THEY WILL BE FINE WITH MORE CHOICES, THAN, WITH ME, AND THAT IS A MOTHER WHO, LOVES THEM!
THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES, WHICHEVER WAY THEY GO, BUT THE WAR IS OVER!
AS I ENTERED, THE GREENWOOD LIBRARY, THERE WERE TWO LITTLE BLONDE HAIR GIRLS, WITH AN ASIAN, CHICK, WHO LOOKED NO MORE LIKE THEM, THAN, GRETA AND NICOLE LOOK, LIKE KAY . . . THE MOTHER, NOT MUCH, INVOLVED, CROSSFIRE HURRICANE, BUT, THE LITTLEST GIRL, LOVED ON THE WOMAN, THE OLDEST HAD HER ARM STUCK IN A SLEEVE . . . GRETA TO TAKE MY PLACE AS WRITER . . . ONLY ONE WHO MIGHT COULD! GENETICS, CANCELS, OUT THAT BITCH, TOTALLY, SHIT? LOOKS NOTHING LIKE EITEHR GIRL. THERE IS A BOOK, ON DISPLAY, AT, EITHER KIRKLAND OR BELLEVUE LIBRARY, THAT SHOWS TWO YOUNG GIRLS, SITTING ON A DOCK, NEAR A RIVER, AND THE BOOK IS CALLED, "BEFORE WE WERE YOURS." THEY LOOKED LONELY AND SAD.
ALOT OF THIS SHIT, IS BROUGHT ON, BY SPOUSES! POKER LOVER. I DON'T WANT, LIARS IN MY FAMILY. LAST NIGHT ON THE BUS, THERE WAS A COUPLE, THE GUY, WAS A CHRIS, LOOK-ALIKE, AND THE CHICK, HIS WIFE, LOOKED, LIKE A KAT, LOOK-A-LIKE, THEY WERE SWEET, LOVING, AND TENDER WITH ONE ANOTHER. YOU COULD FEEL THE LOVE, AND TWICE, NOT ONCE, A BUS WITH THE AD, "BEAUTIFUALLY EXCLUSIVE" WENT BY . . . FUCK YEAH! THE GUY WAS NOT AS GOOD LOOKING, NOR WAS, THE GIRL, HALF AS BEAUTIFUL AS KAT, BUT, WHAT SCARED ME WAS, SOME DUDE GOT ON, COMMUNICATING WITHOUT COMMUNICATING, "C.C. FILSON" BAG! WERE THEY TESTING A DOUBLE, TO SEE, IF I COULD TELL THE DIFFERENCE OR IF I REPSONDED TO THEM?
SHIT ASS GAMES, GAMES AND MORE GAMES, FUCKING TRUE LOVE, ALWAYS!
FUCK YOU, KAY, YOU TOTAL, 100% LOSER!