JILL'S JOCK BOX! THE YEAR OF THE CAT. BLACK CAT. CURIOUS GEORGE & THE FIREFIGHTERS. POKEWORKS. WE LIKE THE MOON. BIGGER. BETTER. MACY'S. BECOME A SPERM DONOR. LOL. EVERYTHING THAT DOESN'T KILL ME, MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE! IT'S THE ADRENALINE RUSH. I GET IT. 100% DELICIOUS. 100% OUTRAGEOUS. 100% TEMPTATIOIN. SMILE DIRECT. LOL. RIVALRY BECOMES EPIC. BETTA. GETTA. JETTA. MARINERS. LIVE THE MOMENT! HE DID. THE TRUTH HAS MADE YOU FLAWLESS. HAPPY WIFI. HAPPY LIFE. IT'S THE SIMPLE THINGS IN LIFE THAT GET REWARDED. BRILLIANT EARTH. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE STATEMENTS: (1) A LIFETIME OF LOVE; AND (2) A LIFETIME IN LOVE. IF YOU'RE A PLAYER, WE WANNA KNOW IT. LOL. YOU HAVEN'T GUESSED THE ANSWER TO THAT YET? DATABRICK. RIGHT. AND SHE HUFFED, AND SHE PUFFED, AND THE THREE LITTLE PIGS HOUSE BLEW DOWN! I BITE. I DON'T PURR & LICK. "WE GREASE TO PLEASE." PICTURE OF J.LO & A-ROD, VANITY FAIR, I THINK, A MONTH OR SO AGO, J.LO IS KNOWN FOR HER ASS . . . BOTH DRESSED TO KILL, WHITE TUX, SEQUENCED EVENING GOWN, ROD HAS J'S DRESS PULLED UP OVER HER ASS, EXPOSING BUTT FLOSS IN MY MIND . . . I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING CRAWLING UP MY BUTT! LOL. SEXY HOT PIC. STAY COOL. STAY PROTECTED. I'M A FOOL? ALWAYS ERROR ON THE SIDE OF SAFETY. TWO HOT COPS STANDING OUTSIDE ONE EXIT OF MCDONALD'S, THIS MORNING, THREE DIDN'T SEE THEIR FACES, ONE HOT, STANDING AT THE OTHER MCDONALD'S EXIT . . . PROTECTION? OR DETECTION? ALWAYS ERROR ON THE SIDE OF SAFETY. THE TWO DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME, SAW ME, I THOUGHT, SHOULD I RISK IT AND WALK PASSED THEM, TRUSTING THEM? FUCK NO! THEY WERE SHOWING OFF AND TRYING TO LOOK COOL, ONE, WEARS HIS SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT! LOL. SIDEBAR: SEATTLE IS THE NUMBER ONE CITY IN THE COUNTRY FOR SUNGLASSES CONSUMPTION? THAT IS BECAUSE, THE CITY CITIZENS BUY SUNGLASSES, WHEN THE SUN COMES OUT AND BY THE TIME THE NEXT SUNNY DAY COMES ALONG, THEY HAVE FORGOTTEN WHERE THEY PUT THEIR SUNGLASSES! LOL. MAKES SENSE. BUT, I AM A PLAYER. I KNOW COPS. I KNOW MEN, THAT PUTS ME AT A DISTINCT ADVANTAGE OVER THEM. THE TWO HOT BOD SQUAD DUDES, WERE TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK, LIKE THEY WERE NOT WATCIHNG ME. SO, I TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THAT, SLIDE OFF THE BENCH, GRABBED MY BACKPACK ON THE SLY, ONCE I WAS OUT OF VIEW, WALKED AROUND THE PARTITION, PUT MY BACKPACK ON, ADDED MY READING GLASSES, AND WALKED RIGHT PASSED THE OTHER THREE COPS, WHO DIDN'T GET AS GOOD A LOOK AT ME! WHATEVER DOESN'T KILL ME MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE! ADRENALINE RUSH! LOL. I AM SURE THE BRASS ASSES WATCHING IN THE SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS WERE SCREAMING, SHE IS LEAVING, GET HER SORRY ASS! LOL. THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE BUT ME GOING ON . . . I'M LOVIN' IT! MCDONALD'S MOTTO. THERE IS A GREAT COUNTRY SONG, MOST PEOPLE ARE GOOD . . . IT'S GOOD, WISDOM COMES WITH AGE, BECAUSE, IF IT CAME IN YOUTH, IT WOULD BE MUCH LESS FUN! LOL. COMPETITION BETWEEN, TWO YOUNGER MEN, A BRAVEN, YOUNG, GUESSING ATHLETE, AGAINST THE OLDER, WISER, STEALTH PLAYER. WHO KNOWS. NEW PROSPECTS EVERY DAY! LOL. YOUNG HOTTIE GOT ON THE BUS, TO GREENWOOD LAST NIGHT. I CAUGHT HIM, LOOKING AT ME, NOT THAT I THOUGHT HE WAS SCAMMING ON ME, BUT, I THOUGHT COP OR COP'S FRIEND, ASSIGNMENT SEE HOW OLD YOU THINK SHE IS? WOMEN ARE GENERALLY, BETTER GUESSERS THAN MEN, BUT, THE ABSOLUTE WORST GUESS, BUT THE MOST FLATTERING CAME FROM A WOMAN, A YOUNG ONE, WHO GUESS ME, AT 34! LOL. YOU SEE IF YOU DON'T LOOK YOUR AGE, IT IS FUN TO RUB IT IN PEOPLE'S FACES, BECAUSE, THEY ONLY FLATTER YOU MORE, BY CALLING YOU A LIAR, DEMANDING YOUR I.D., OR SAYING I AM GOING TO LET THIS PASS THIS TIME FOR A SENIOR DISCOUNT, BUT, NOT NEXT TIME! I'M LOVIN' IT! LOL. I CARRY PAPERS! JUST IN CASE. I FIGURED OUT WHERE I SAW, THOSE TWO, COPS, WHO, CAME TO THE GREYHOUND BUS TERMINAL, A FEW WEEKS AGO, THE LAST TIME I TOOK OFF AND WENT TO MISSOULA, MONTANA WHEN THE HEAT GOT TOO HOT IN SEATTLE . . . TRANSIT COPS! THEY ALMOST TEND TO BE THE MOST BUFF? THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ARE THE MOST BAD ASS TOO. THAT MAY BE, BECAUSE, YOU ARE NOT THINKING REAL COPS! LOL. BUT THEY ARE. THEY KIND OF SLIDE ON AND OFF THE BUS, COME ON, AND DEMAND TO CHECK YOUR REGIONAL PASS, OR PAPER PASS, AND THE OTHER DAY, WHILE COMING BACK FROM, LA FITNESS, AURORA, TWO FEMALE TRANSIT COPS, AND ONE MALE, ALL FIT TO KILL, JUMPED ON THE BUS, AND CHECKED ALL OUR PASSES. ONE DUDE STARTED YELLING, ABANDON SHIP, THE RATS ARE ON THE BUS! I WAS LIKE WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT, THESE ARE NOT REAL COPS! JUST KIIDDING. WERE THEY THERE TO IDENTIFY ME? MAYBE. EMERALD CITY SMOOTHIES. I WAS HOPING. ALTHOUGH, MY PASS, SAYS, "TEMP" WHICH BUGS ME. THE FIRST OF THE MONTH OR WHEN I GOT BACK INTO TOWN, I TRIED TO LOAD MY CARD, USING BOTH MY DEBIT CARD, BLOCKED BEFORE, AND EVEN CASH, BUT WAS BLOCKED, SO I HAD TO GO TO THE HEADQUARTERS, AND I ASKED THE CHICK ABOUT, THE STATUS OF MY PASS . . . SHE SAID, OH, DID YOU GET THE PASS USING A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD OR MEDICARE CARD? YES. HAD YOU HAD A DOCTOR'S NOTE, IT WOULD BE PERMANENT. LIKE COME AGAIN? THE SOCIAL SECURITY CARD IS A GOVERNMENT DOCUMENT, AND THE MEDICARE CARDS ARE EXTREMELY HARD TO GET, UNLESS YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO DIE, BACK IN 2002, WITH A TERMINAL BRAIN INJURY! SHELLEY GOT THE "PERMANENT" STATUS AND THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I AM THE INTERLOPER! DATABRICK? SEATTLE MAKERS. NO, JUST DISTRIBUTORS OF MY MONEY! ILL GOTTEN GAINS, WHICH ARE ILLEGAL! THIS I NOW THE MOB, GETS A STRONG HOLD ON THE CITY! RACHEL, WHO USED TO LIVE IN BELLEVUE, YEARS AGO, AND IS PROBABLY, WITH THE TRAVEL GROUP, USING MY KIRKLAND APARTMENT WITH MY LUXURY FURNITURE, FROM, MY RICHER YEARS, TEAL COLORED, SLIGHTLY SEMI-CIRCULAR COUCH, YELLOW AND BLACK WING CHAIRS, WITH OTTOMANS, BOTH, LARGE GOLDEN MIRROR, A STANDING ONE, THAT I TURNED INTO A WALL MIRROR, SET UNDER STEER HORNS, OLD RANCH FURNITURE, BLONDE WOOD, LOW SETTING, LEATHER CHAIR, WITH A STEER SKULL STITCHED IN THE LIGHT TAN LEATHER, WOODEN CHAIRS, COWBOY STYLE, AND COWBOY ART, ALONG WITH, STEER HORNS, OVER THE MIRROR, AND CUSTOM FURNITURE, BED-KNOBS AND BROOM STICK, MAGICAL STYLE, WITH TWO ORANGE SILK HOLLYWOOD STYLE CHAIRS, I PICKED UP, AT URBAN RENEWAL, USED FURNITURE STORE . . . I HAVE GREAT TASTE, THEY HAVE NO TASTE . . . THAT IS WHY THEY TOOK MY FURNITURE! INDREDIBLE GIRL. "IT IS THE BIG ONE!" ON THE TRUE VALUE MARQUE, IN PHINNEY/GREENWOOD, OR FHINNYWOOD, BEFORE YOU COME TO RIDGE PIZZA AND KEN'S MARKET. NOW THAT IS A LOADED TERM, BECAUSE, WHILE I AM THE "MUSCLE GIRLFRIEND" I AM THE SHORTER OF THE SOUTHWICK CRIME SYNDICATE 6 SISTERS, OR THIS COULD BE REFERRRING TO THE ASS SIZE . . . SUE COULD RIVAL IF NOT BEAT ME AT THAT ONE TOO! I AM THE CHAMILLION! THE ONLY PET I EVER HAD GROWING UP. I GOT THAT A PRO BASEBALL GAME, I THINK, THE DODGERS WERE PLAYING THE ANGELS! WE LIVED ON ZELZA AVENUE, IN NORTHRIDGE, CALIFORNIA, WHEN MY FATHER WAS A CPA OR CERTIFIED PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT ON RODEO DRIVE IN HOLLYWOOD, OR SOMEWHERE NEAR THAT. ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHER. BODYARMOR SPORTS DRINKS. ONE MORE OPTION TO THE BUTT SQUEEZING, INCIDENT, THAT I AM TEACHING YOU TO THINK LIKE A LAWYER WITH . . . FUN, FUN, FUN . . .I WAS REMINDED, THIS MORNING WHILE AT MCDONALD'S, MY REACTION TO THE INCIDENT, WHEN, THIS ASIAN MAN, WHO WORKS AT MCDONALD'S, BARELY SPEAKS ENGLISH, BUT IS SO NICE TO ME, CLEARS MY TRAY FOR ME, PICKS UP, A NAPKIN OR SOMETHING I DROP, AND ALWAYS, ALWAYS GREETS ME, WHEN, HE SEES ME A FEW TIMES A WEEK, WHEN, COPS ARE NOT CRAWLING UP MY ASS, LIKE TODAY AND YESTERDAY, THREE, SEATTLE PD, WAITING AT WALGREENS, WHEN, I GOT OFF THE BUS, RT 5, GREENWODD TO SEATTLE! GOTTA LOVE THE METRO! SHIT, MY CHARIOTS OF FIRE! BUT, TODAY, WHILE I WAS WAITING FOR MY FOOD, AND FILLING UP MY DIET COKE, FUN ASIAN MAN, STANDING INSIDE THE JANITOR'S CLOSET, OR SOME UNDISCLOSED, SECRET DOOR, WAS TRYING TO PUT A SEE THREW, GARBAGE SACK, STILL ON A ROLL, THAT HAD DROPPED, CLOSE TO ME . . . MY NATURAL REACTION WAS TO HELP HIM, AND GRAB THE PLASTIC BAGS. OUT OF HIS SHORT MAN, CAME THIS BOOBMING VOICE, THAT SHOCKED ME AS MUCH AS THE ASS GRAB DID . . . NO, NO! SOMETHING LIKE I GET IT! I JUMPED UP, AND STOPPED, WHAT I THOUGHT, WAS ONLY FARE PLAY AND TURN AROUND, A FAVOR, REPAYING ALL THE NICE THINGS HE HAD DONE FOR ME . . . MAYBE HIS THOUGHT, THAT, I WAS MAKING HIM, LOOK BAD TO HIS BOSS, OR TRYING TO SAY HE WASN'T DOING HIS JOB, BECAUSE HE TAKES IT VERY SERIOUS! I QUICKLY STOOD UP AND SAID, OKAY. LOL. NO GOOD DEED, GOES UNPUNISHED, CULTURAL DIFFERENCES? FOREIGN FUN, YESTERDAY, CARRY OVER FROM THE WEEKEND . . . I DID ZUMBA, LATIN DANCE MUSIC AND EXERCISE, WITH A COOL BLACK INSTRUCTOR, ADDING SOME SMOOTH, HIP HOP, AND COOL JAZZ, MOVES TO THE NORMAL, JUMPIN' JACK, LATIN DANCES, AND I WAS GRATEFUL, TO BE ABLE TO CHEAT TO MAKE IT THROUGH MY FIRST CLASS . . . LOWER IMPACT, THANK GOD! LOL. THEN, AT LUNCH, I ATE NEAR THE FBI BUILDING, THE BELLEVUE PLAZA, THAT ENTERTAINS, SEVERAL LUNCH TRUCKS: (1) CHAAT-N-ROLL, INDIAN CUISINE, THAT I HAD, SO GOOD, BUT I ATE THE HOT GREEN CHILI PEPPER, WHOLE, THINKING IT WAS A SMALL GREEN PEPPER--HOT!!!!! (2) PLUM BURGERS; AND (3) SUNNYSIDE UP, I THINK . . . SOMETIMES THE BEST FOOD COMES FROM, THESE TRUCKS! I HEAR PEOPLE ALL THE TIME BRAGGING OR RAVING ABOUT, THE YUMS THEY GET FROM ROAD SIDE TRUCK CAFE'S! I HAD CHICKEN AND RICE! THIS IS WHY I LOVE CITIES AND CITY LIVING! FOODS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD! RIGHT IN OUR FRONT YARD! SOOOOO COOOL! ISRAEL, PALESTINE, SYRIA, IRAN, AND ALL YOU BAD ACTORS IN THE MIDEAST . . . CAN'T WE JUST ALL GET ALONG? MINORITIES ARE A BLESSING TO THIS COUNTRY, SHIT, I CAN'T IMAGINE, NO ST. PATRICK'S DAY, OR THE CELTIC CELEBRATIONS, GREEK FESTIVALS, THAI FOOD, LATIN DANCING, SO SEXY, NEW MOVES FOR MY FREESTYLE DANCE AND ROCKIN' ROLL, SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER! LOVE ALL THE DIFFERENT ETHINCITIES, NATIONALITIES, CREEDS, COLORS, THAT MAKE SEATTLE, "HELLO WORLD!" JUST LOVE IT! THE OTHER MORNING WHILE I STAYED AT THE MARCO POLO, THERE WERE TWO ASIAN MEN, AT THE HELM, AND DURING THE NIGHT, MY SOUND WENT OFF MY TV. BOTH THE MANAGER AND THE HOUSEKEEPER TRIED TO MAKE SENSE OF WHAT I WAS TELLING THEM, AND CAME TO MY ROOM TO TRY TO FIX THE TV. NEITHER OF THEM COUJLD FIX THE NSA, MISSION IMPOSSIBLE TRICKS, PLAYED ON ME, SO THE FIREFIGHTERS, WHO SHOWED UP AT 3:00 AM, OR THE COPS, SPYING ON ME, DID! BUT, LATER, I ASKED THEM, IF THEY HAD A COKE MACHINE? NO, NO COKE MACHINE. BROKEN. LOL. 7ELEVEN DOWN STREET. BUT WE HAVE ICE! LOL. WHAT THE FUCK GOOD IS ICE GOING TO DO FOR ME, BEING TOO LAZY TO WALK TO THE STORE, TWO BLOCKS AWAY TO GET THE DRINK? LOL. ICE. ICE. ICE. BABY. I EXPECT THAT FROM COPS AND FREINDS, BUT, THE ASIAN MANAGEMENT? OR HELP? LOL. FUN, FUN, FUN . . . LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL! SOME MORE FUN . . . MOVING THROUGH THE LEGAL MIND OF AN ATTORNEY, JUST HAVING FUN, WITH THE POOL INCIDENT, WONDERING HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? i FIGURED IT OUT . . . NOT HARD FOR A PREMIER ATHELETE, EITHER A BALL PLAYER, SKILLED AT TIMING AND CATCHING SOMETHING IN HIS MIIT, OR A SWIM TEAM PLAYER, WHO MIGHT HAVE BEEN DARED BY HIS BUDDIES, MAYBE, EVEN THEIR TO SERVE AND PROTECT, BUT I DOUBT IT, CURIOUS GEORGE MAKES MORE SENSE, DUE TO THE FACT, THAT I HAD CHALLENGED THE COPS, OR WHOMEVER, BY SAYING, MEN DON'T LIKE WOMEN, REFERRING TO THE LIST OF SEXY PROFESSIONS, ATTORNEYS, COMING IN 6TH OR 7TH, WHO CAN RIP THEIR FACES OFF, AND HAND IT TO THEM . . . WE'LL SHOW HER! YEAH, ALL YOU DID DUDE, IS GIVE ME THE OPPORTUNITY TO RIP YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF, AND HAND IT BACK TO YOU!!!!! LOL. SO FUN! THIS S PROBABLY THE LIKELY SCENARIO . . . IT WAS EITHER: (1) A DARE OR (2) AN IMPULSE . .. DELICIOUS MELTY TEMPTING ASS, RIGHT THERE FOR THE GRABBING, TOTALLY WITHIN REACHING DISTANCE, AND COULD, BE CONSIDERED AND ACCIDENT, A BRUSHING UP OR JUST A SWIPE, OR, COULD BE A HE SAID, SHE SAID, OR NOTHING AT ALL, OR, AN ATTEMPT TO MEET SOMEONE, WHO IS NOT THAT APPROACHABLE UNDER NORMAL DAILY LIFE . . . THAT FEMALE ATTORNEY THING! THIS INCIDENT CAME TO MIND, AS I WAS LAUGHING OUT, THE WHOLE THINK THIS MORNING. WITH THIS ONE OVER-RIDING THOUGHT, THAT KEEPS COMING TO ME . . . MEN LIVE TO HAVE SEX, I LIVE TO STOP THEM! FOIL SHEETS. LOL. TEACHING FEMALE EMPOWERMENT SKILLS? LOL. IT IS NOT THAT WE DON'T WANT IT AS BAD AS THE MEN, WE ARE JUST NOT AS PERSISTENT AND WE DON'T NEED IT AS BAD, PUTTING US IN CONTROL OF MANAGING THE SEXAUL ASPECT OF THE RELATIONSHIP, THAT BALANCE OF POWER! I'M ADDICTED TO LOVE, NOT SEX! YOU WILL NOT GET SEX, THAT IS ALL YOU WANT FROM ME, CURIOUS, UNTIL, YOU PROVE YOUR LOVE . . . THE OLD FASHIONED WAY, WOMEN, USED TO GET WHAT THEY WANTED IN LIFE, FOR THE MOST PART, EVENTUALLY, LOVE, MARRIAGE AND KIDS! THE SMART ONES, MANAGE THE LOVE ASPECT AND DON'T GET SEX, UNTIL, THEY KNOW THE GUY IS HOOKED ON THEM . . . THEN, YOU ARE HOME FREE! LOL. TURNING THE TABLES ON THE SHIT SIDE OF FEMINISM, WE CAN DO IT OURSELVES! LIVING WITH CHILDREN OF SPERM DONORS? FUCK NO! LOL. THE CONCEPT OF UNREQUITED LOVE, IS A LOADED TERM TOO . . . MEN LOVE THE CHASE, THE HUNT, THAT PRIMITIVE THING, THAT COMES FROM, THOUSANDS OF YEARS BACK, THAT HUNTER AND GATHERERS, OF OLD . . . THEY LIKE A CHALLENGE, RIGHT? THEY WILL NOT ADMIT THAT, BUT, IF THEIR GOAL IS TO HAVE SEX, THEN ONCE THEY GET IT WITHOUT LOVE, THEY, HAVE REACHED THEIR GOAL, BUT YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE MET YOURS . . . WITH, ALL THIS BUTTFUCKING, HOT PLATING AND FISTING, SHIT, YOU ARE JUST GIVING AWAY ALL, YOUR POWER, AND IN THE PROCESS, DENGRATING YOURSELVES AS WOMEN . . LET THEM ROMP ON THEIR BUDDIES, NOT YOU! THIS WILL MAKE MY DAUGHTER'S DEFINITION OF "GAY" . . . OVERLY EXCITED AND HAPPY, WITH MUCH MORE MEANING! WE GREASE TO PLEASE . . . BUT WE GET NOTHING IN RETURN! AT LEAST A GAY GUY, CAN DO, THE SAME TO YOU . . . YOU MIGHT SEE IT DIFFERENTLY, BEING O THE BUTT END OF THE JOKE! LOL. ON THE RADIO THE OTHER DAY, CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH STATION, THERE WAS A SEGMENT CALLED, "DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT . . . CALLERS, WERE CALLING IN, AND ONE GAY DUDE, CALLED IN AND SAID THAT HE SENT HIS SISTER ON A VACATION, SO HE COULD, HAVE SEX WITH HIS BRO-IN-LAW! HIS GAYMETOR, OR WHATEVER THAT IS CALLED, HIS GAY DETECTOR WAS GOING OFF WITH, BROTHER-IN-LAW OF 15 YEARS, MARRIED. CURIOUS GEORGE? THE TWO HAD, WILD AND ABANDONED SEX FOR ONE WEEK. THE RADIO HOST, TRYING TO BE, LIBERAL, WONDERED WHAT THE RESULT WAS, AND THE CHICK WAS LIKE, AND I CAN RELATE, IT IS BAD ENOUGH, TO WORRY ABOUT YOUR SISTERS HITTING ON YOUR SPOUSE OR BOYFRIEND, WHO WANTS TO WORRY ABOUT YOUR BROTHER? BUT THE GAY GUY SAID, IT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD FOR THEIR MARRIAGE, THAT THE BRO. IS EVEN MORE IN LOVE WITH HIS SISTER, THAN, HE WAS BEFORE . . . DIDN'T LIKE THE RECIEVIING END OF THE BUTTFUCKING EXPERIMENT? I BET! I AM SURE, MOST WIVES, HAVE MISSED THAT WHOLE MOVEMENT, AND WOULDN'T GO ALONG WITH IT ANYWAY! YOU GREASE TO PLEASE . . . AND TAKE IT IN THE ASS! LOL. THAT IS ALL I AM GOING TO SAY . . . IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE GAY, BUT, PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE, OR LARGER, IS EVEN BETTER . . .GOTTA LOVE THAT WIFE! LOL. MEET ME IN THE FIRE PIT BELOW! SOME BODY PARTS ARE ACCOMMODATING AND OTHERS ARE JUST MESSY! THE MOST OFFENSIVE THING IS SMELL, SO, WHY? GETTING AN ENIMA IS NOT COOL? SO? HOW? DON'T WANT TO KNOW . . . I AM A CONTROL FREAK! THERE WAS THIS ONE CUTE YOU, CHICK, IN MISSOULA, AND ONE MORNING I HEARD ON THE TOILET, COULDN'T HELP IT AND IT SOUNDED LIKE, THERE WAS NO SPINCTER TO CATCH HER SHIT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN . . . SO IT JUST FELL OUT, STRAIGHT INTO THE SHIT HOLE! GERBALS, LIGHT BULBS, JUST DON'T SOULD, LIKE MUCH FUN TO ME! SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T HAVE A CHOICE, BUT IF YOU DO . . . GO FOR CLEAN, NATURAL, ENVIRONMENTALLY HEALTHY! I KNOW, I AM OLD FASHIONED, AND MY SON, WOULD CALL ME A BIGOT! CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS! REDEMPTION REACHES US ALL . . . BUT, YOUR BUTT BETTER NOT! THERE ARE HEALTH CONSEQUENCE3S, LIKE AIDS, HIV, AND THE REASON, THAT IT SPREAD SO FUCKING FAST AND DEADLY, IS THE ANUS IS NOT AS FORGIVING AS A VAGINA, AND THE RIPS AND TEARS, BROUGHT BLOOD, YOU GOTTA BLEED TO BE WITH ME BABY, HAD DEADLY CONSEQUENCES, AND SPRED, LIKE LIGHTENING . . . YOUR CHOICE, BY PROFESSIONS, AS A CONSTITUTIONAL LAW ATTORNEY, BAD ASS, I FOUGHT AND FOUGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS TO BE MARRIED TO ADOPT KIDS, BUT, I WILL NOT DEFEND, NOR CONDONE, RISKY, UNHEALHTY SEX . . . SO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DO ABOUT THAT? THAT IS YOUR AREA OF EXPERTISE NOT MINE, I AM A PRUDE, AN IDEALIST, AND I HAVE A LIFETIME IN LOVE, BUT, A SKETCHY, SEXUAL HISTORY, ERRORING ON THE SIDE OF SAFETY, ALWAYS, IN THAT AREA TOO! FIND A ROMPING BUDDY, BUT, THE HEALTH RISKS ARE THE SAME! GOOD LUCK. BUTT . . . ,

WISDOM IS WASTED ON YOUTH, AND YOUTH IS MUCH FUN, WITHOUT IT . . . WISDOM IS APPLIED KNOWLEDGE, AND IT TAKES TIME TO SEASON AND GROW--YOU ARE NOT BORN WITH IT!  THERE ARE SOME OLD SOULS, THAT DEVELOP AT A YOUNG AGE,  BUT FOR THE MOST PART, WE LEARN FROM, OUR MISTAKES, BUT WE RARELY REGRET THEM!  LOL!

OUR FAMILY TRIP, WITH 7 TEENAGERS, TO ROSA RITA BEACH, MEXICO, VIA MESQUITE, NEVADA.

ONE FOR ONE--ONE BOY, ONE BRAIN--TWO BOYS, HALF A BRAIN, MEN TOO!

Me, my boyfriend at the time, Jerry, and I am not sure  how many kids, could have been up to 7, with the girls, in the minority, riding in my car, and the boys, in the majority, riding with Jerry in his Toyota 4Runner, all stopped to have breakfast, in Mesquite, at a casino.  Unbeknown to both parents, with a few spare kids, Chris, dares, Micah, both, probably, around 15 years old at the time, to take a quarter and put it in the slot machines, and pull the lever.  Like, any cocky, competitive, young teenager, not to be, out foxed, by his friend, and buddy in high school or junior high pranks, takes the dare, and is seen by security, who track down, the parents of these two, hooligans, and take us in the back room, give, both the teens and the parents, whom the security guards are looking at, as less than, good parents, who didn't warn their kids about the crime of underage gambling, like we even thought about it?  LOL. The security dudes, give us, both as parents to control our kids, and the teens a warning, that, gambling by kids will not be tolerated, during our stay in their casino.

You would think, that was that.  Right?  Oh, hell no, that only, upped the anti, in Chris and Micah's minds . . . Chris, dares, Micah, on the way out of the casino, to try getting away with gambling, one last time!  LOL.  Micah, not to be, seen as a chicken shit, takes the dare and dunks another quarter, into the machine, again, the parents are, in front, herding the kids all to the vehicles, to get on the road, before, something else happens.  Chris and Micah, bring up the rear, are laughing and gaining speed on me and Jerry walking gingerly too our respective vehicles, when the two come running full speed, passed us . . . yelling RUN!  I turned, as did Jerry, both, still gamy, and not wanting to further engage with the law, saw the security guards, two burly, dudes, gaining fast on the rear end assault . . . we yelled to all the kids to run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  You can tell, wisdom, had not yet, cleared the way, for another, deterrent and lecture form the gnarly, security guards who took their jobs, way, way too serious!  LOL.  THE BIG GET AWAY!  LOL.  YOUNG SOULS IN MIDDLE AGED BODIES!  WHERE DID THE KIDS GET THEIR RUMBUSTIOUS FUN SPIRITS FROM?  GOT ME?

FOR SOME REASON . . . THE POOL INCIDENT, COULD EASILY HAVE FALLEN INTO THIS CATEGORY?  LOL.  NO HARM, NOT FOUL?

ALWAYS DEPENDS ON THEIR "INTENT!"

FOR A GREAT SWIMMER, SIMPLY TO HAVE, TURNED HIS HEAD, JUST A BIT, UNDER THE WATER, AND WITH THE SKILL OF A BALL PLAYER, TIMING, PERFECT, THE ASS GRABBING, WAS NOT OUT OF THE REALM OF POSSIBILITY!

STILL, WHO'S COMPLAINING?  LOL.  MAYBE HIM?  LOL.  THOSE FACE RIPPING BITCH, ATTORNEYS!

 DISCUSSION CLUBS?

NICE LEGAL WRANGLING . . . FUN TO PROSECUTE, FUN TO DEFEND!

YOU CAN ALWAYS BEAT THE WRAP, BUT YOU HAVE TO DO THE RIDE!

I LOVE THIS COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION, NO RULES!

HAVE A GREAT, TUESDAY, I INTEND TO!

HOW ABOUT YOU?

GO FOR LOVE, GALS, YOU CAN CONTROL THE SEX!  ONCE YOU CROSS CERTAIN LINES, IT IS HARD, IF NOT IMPOSSIBLE TO GO BACK!

QUEEN OF THE AMAZONS . . . THE POWER IS NOT NEEDING A MAN!

MY WANTS AND MY NEEDS ARE TWO SEPARATE AND DISTINCT THINGS!

SHE WHO CARES LEAST, CONTROLS!

I AM A POWER FREAK . . . IS IN ANY WONDER, I DON'T FUCK AROUND?

LOL.

DISCUSS THAT IN THE LOCKER ROOMS!

JILL JOCKS, TOO, ALPHA FEMALES EXIST, TO TORTURE THE SOULS OF MEN!

KISS IT, NOT GRAB IT!

THANKS, J.LO, ADELE, BEYOUNCE' AND ALL THE BAD ASS CHICKS . . . BIG BUTTS ARE IN, OH, DON'T FORGET THE KARDASHIANS!

EVERYTHING CHANGES.

COUNT ON IT.