ARE YOU GONNA BE MY GIRL? CHANGES EVERYTHING!
GOD INTEL: DIBBS VANILLA ICE CREAM, CHOCOLATE DIPPED! LOL. GOD HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR!
NO SHIT, 5 POSITIONS, ALL NIGHT SEX . . . VOLUNTEERS? TONS!
DOUBLES APPEAR TO COME IN PAIRS! JAMES KENNEDY, DAIRY FARMER, COP. JAMES KENNEDY, PRESIDENT KENNEDY'S NEPHEW. MR. HOT GRUBHUB, HOMEGROWN WASHINGTON FARM BOY. MR. HOT PRO FOOTBALL OR BASEBALL PLAYER. MILES THORNTON II, CIA. MILE THORNTON III . . . DAD DIDN'T PLAN ON TWINS, MOTHER HAD TO CHOSE, ON RAISED, IN WASHINGTON, D.C., ELITE, THE OTHER ON THE STREETS, ASSASSIN MATERIAL! IDENTICAL TWINS, SHARE SAME DNA, CHEMISTRY IS IN THE SPIT . . . WHAT WORKS FOR ONE, WORKS FOR THE OTHER . . . DOUBLE THE LOVE, DOUBLE THE TROUBLE!
MODELS AND INSPIRATION FOR MY DOUBLE TROUBLE. I HAVE, MANY MORE, THAN LOOK A-LIKES, BECAUSE, NOBODY HAS SEEN ME, SO FOR THOSE WHO HAVE, RACHEL, CLOSEST IN COLOR, PERSONALITY . . . BUT, LIKE MY FATHER SAID, ALL YOU GIRLS LOOK ALIKE! WE'RE SISTERS! WE ARE FAMILY . . . UNTIL ONE SISTER OUTSHINES ALL THE OTHERS, AND SIBLING RIVALRY AND JEALOUSY, PLUS, MATERIALISM, BORN AND BRED INTO THE 5, BUT, MISSED BY, THE PRODUCT OF GOD, COMMUNITY, AND CHURCH, ME . . . ESCAPED THE MATERIALISM. HIPPIE SABOTAGE. THE DOVE DEMOCRAT, OR CLOSER, THAN, REPUBLICAN!
MR. HANDSOME ALL-AMERICAN, GRUBHUB . . . DID HIS FRIEND, OR FAMOUS DOUBLE, POSSIBLY JEALOUS, SHOW UP, AT THE KIRKLAND CITY LIBRARY, SENDING ME, MORE THAN, OBVIOUS, SIGNS, EITHER HE WAS MARRIED, OR DUDE, I HAVE A CRUSH ON, IS, TRULY MARRIED?
I am a student of human nature and I always note if someone or something is out of place, kind of like, Mr. Hot All-American, in the grocery store, and Mr. All-Pro, using the computers at the library, when, all about him, his dress, his, manners, and his looks, very handsome too, look more like they belong, in the gated communities, sitting at his home computer in his office, not at the library where I am, but, passing on to me, valuable, intelligence, on lover boy interest . . . HE'S MARRIED! Oh, LOVE ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But, thanks. DIVORCE? Not likely. MOVE ON. HARDER SAID THAN DONE . . . IN JAPAN AND IN AMERICA, DATING SERVICES, HAVE STARTED DOING, LIKE 5 MINUTE DATES, BECAUSE, ATTRACTIONS, LOVE, USUALLY, SHOW UP, IN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES, YOU EITHER WANT MORE OF THIS PERSON, OR YOU DON'T WANT THEM AT ALL! Same with houses and juries, believe it of not . . . save yourself some time, realtors, if they are crazy about the first house, they are likely going to buy the first house!
So, this stud, himself, comes in, and sits, directly across from me, on the computer. He is wearing, a very expensive, V-neck sweater, Levis, perfectly cut hair, and, of course, I noticed him. But, what brought my attention, was his, overly, noticeable gestures, to make sure, that I saw his ring, big ass gold band, or silver? All, I thought, not even looking his direction, much, at first, maybe that bugged him and ego took over, when, I did look, he was, saying, I'M TAKEN! OR MY FRIEND IS TAKEN, OR MY SON, EVEN WORSE IS TAKEN . . . SOME MORMON DAD, WHO PLAYED FOR THE SEAHAWKS, IS STARING, HIS SON'S COURAGE IN THE FACE, AND TELLING ME TO BACK OFF! THE ORANGE SIGN BEHIND ME, SAID, "TEEN!" LOL. I joked about, this guy, possibly being JAIL BATE! Was daddy bear, letting me know, his son was off limits, even though baby bear, isn't exactly seeing it that way, and more, obviously, brave than I am . . . young buck, strutting his stuff, looking in the mirror, checking out my ass, to the point that my friend, noticed! LOL. NOT ALL MY FAULT! LOL. DAD. JEALOUS? JUST A BIT? LOL.
OKAY. FUCKING HANDS OFF! DAMN-IT! TWO HUNDRED POUNDS OF TORQUED, TURBO FUN, I CAN'T RESIST, MUST HAVE, ENERGIZED DADDY BEAR!
Why do you think I moved???????????????????????????????????????????? I got the hint. Shit, my daughter had a boyfriend, who, had a full beard, and a receding hair line, at 14 years old, and the body of a 40 year old! I KNOW BOYS LIKE THIS EXIST, AND ARE ALL GAME, DAD! LOL. I mean, had this, son, or friend, not looked, or checked out my ass, approving, and making his presence known, every time I walked in the store, I never would have noticed him! LOL. If he is up in the office, he gets on the PA system and, even uses, names, that I wrote in my blog! JASMINE! LOL. Or, if he is restocking the shelves, lol, he struts, over to where I can see him . . . got it flaunt it, he makes me shy! LOL. The first time he strutted up to me, like, okay, I'm here, I about had a cardiac arrest! LOL. This is called, coming to the hazard. Now, out of, the possibility, that he is young, I only came, like, once a month, or less, most times, never talk to him, but talk to other employees! IS THIS WHAT THE COPS WERE TRYING TO FRAME ME ON? MAYBE . . . SO FUCKING INNOCENT, NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FRAME ME FOR STATUTORY RAPE? SUPPORT THE HOME TEAM, GALS, MORMON MUFFINS, GET RID OF THE COUGAR?
I think, they were taking their play book, from, Shane Michael Carter, a total stud, client, on my $56.7 million civil rights case, where he was one of the plaintiffs! Given the difference in age, and the fact that I am the consummate professional, it was hands off, but not for Shane . . . why haven't you called me, or come to see me, or just come over to my house, my wife is gone! I learned that after the fact. Sit with me on the couch, come see my trophies upstairs . . . NO TO ALL REQUESTS. Just a friendly chat, about how things were going, and he was, the one who was the prime mover! He had a big time crush on me! TO BE HONEST, HE WAS HOTTER THAN, HELL TOO, BUT, I DON'T BREACH THOSE CONFIDENCES, UNTIL AFTER THE CASE IS OVER!!!! I joked with, Haylee's mother, Misty, who was married to a man 27 years her senior, that, I was shocked, seeing Shane, meeting him, and Haylee at the same time, both in jail . . . I laughed, in good, humor, that, I met with Shane, and I was expecting, a methed out, punk, dark hair, skinny, and sickly . . . not MR, UNIVERSE, FOR GOD SAKE! LOL. NEBRASKA CORNHUSKER, STOCK!
DID I THINK ABOUT HIM? FUCK YEAH, DID I TAKE OFF MY OWN, CLOTHES AT NIGHT, HAVING, NIGHT SWEATS? FUCK YEAH, SHIT, I AM, OLD AND FAT, BUT NOT DEAD! LOL. I THINK, EITHER, SHANE OR TRAVIS, BOTH HAD A CRUSH, AND ME ON THEM, BUT TRAVIS WAS MARRIED, TOOK, A PICTURE OF ME, SITTING IN MY OFFICE, THAT I HAD PLACED THERE, TO INSPIRE ME TO WHAT I LOOKED, LIKE BEFORE THE GOVERNMENT FUCKED WITH ME . . . SHANE, MUST HAVE LIKE IT TOO! SHERIFF'S STARTED TO GUARD HIS HOUSE, ONCE I WAS IN MONTANA, GAVE UP ON THE COURTS, WHO WERE HOLDING, SETTLEMENT CONFERENCES, HOSTAGE FOR 8 MONTHS, UNTIL THE COPS COULD RUN ME OUT OF THE STATE, OR THAT CASE AND MY $357 MILLION CASE . . . ALL JUST SPOILS OF THE GAME???????????? NO CRIMINAL ENTERPRISES, SEEING SHIT LOAD OF MONEY ON ONE, VERY STRAIGHT ATTORNEYS, DESK! JUST ONE MORNING, AT A CRIMINAL DEFENSE ATTORNEY CONFERENCE IN ST. GEORGE, I INVITED, BOTH SHANE AND TRAVIS, TO ATTEND, THEY WANTED TO BE MY PRIVATE INVESTIGATORS . . . THE NIGHT SWEATS, GOT TO ME, AND I REACHED OUT AND TOUCHED, SHANE'S CHEST, AND SAID, YOU MADE IT HUH?
DAGGERS FROM MISTY, FROM THAT POINT ON . . . HAYLEE AND SHANE HAD BEEN, FRIENDS, AND MORE, I GUESS, BUT, SHIT, BY THIS TIME, NOT MY FAULT, NOT HER, CRIMINAL DEFENSE ATTORNEY, HER CIVIL RIGHTS AND JUVENILE DEFENSE ATTORNEY, HAYLEE WOULD BE IN PRISON FOR 6 FUCKING YEARS! SHANE TOLD ME, THAT THE REASON, COPS WENT AFTER HIM, WAS, GUILT BY ASSOCIATION! HE CONFIDED IN ME ALL THE TIME! ATTORNEY/CLIENT PRIVILEGES DIDN'T INCLUDE, ANYTHING INAPPROPRIATE, NEVER! I THINK, TRAVIS WAS JEALOUS . . . HANDS OFF, ANOTHER WOMAN'S MAN, AND, I COULDN'T PROFESSIONALLY, BE WITH EITHER . . . BUT AFTER I LEFT, UTAH, GAME ON! ALL MY LIFE, I HAVE DENIED MYSELF, AND, AGE IS JUST A NUMBER, FUCK, I DON'T RELATE TO WOMEN IN THEIR 60'S . . . ALL MY FRIENDS ARE IN THEIR 30'S OR YOUNGER, ALWAYS HAVE BEEN . . . THE CHICK, MAUDE JO, AT THE SHAKA GAS STATION, INVITED ME TO HER HOUSE, AND TO GO PARTYING WITH HER . . . I AM FUN! DAUGHTER GRETA, SAID, I WAS MORE FUN THAN HER COLLEGE AND MILITARY FRIENDS! SHE IS MY TYPE OF GAL, I RAISED HER!
IS THE KID A DOUBLE FOR SOMEONE ELSE? HE STRUCK ME AS UNDERCOVER, AND FAR TOO CONFIDENT, FOR JUST A BAG BOY! HE LIKELY WAS A PLANT, ONE OF MILE'S BOYS, WHO HAD SUFFICIENTLY TRASHED ME, SO HE WOULDN'T LIKE ME, BUT, LOVE AT 425 DEGREES, TENDS TO CHANGE LOYALTIES, DAD, COPS! LOL. LIKE I SAID, THERE IS A SIGN, THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THE DUDE, BUT, FOR SOME REASON, MUCH LIKE THE PAGGLICIA PIZZA AD, THAT LOOKE, OR REMINDED ME OF KENNEDY, THIS, FOR SOME REASON, REMINDS ME ON THIS GUY . . . BUT, THE NIGHT I WAS LEAVING, AND FOR GOOD REASON, THE SIGN, WITH THE REMINDERS, FACE, WAS, GENERALLY, TO ONLY, SIGN, THAT APPEARED, FUCKING EVERYWHERE . . . SURE, I WANTED, NOT TO MARRY THE GUY, BUT, MAYBE TO HAVE SOME FUN IN THE SUN, THIS SUMMER . . . HE MOTIVATED ME TO GET IN SHAPE, THAT, FEW HAVE, SO, WHY NOT?
I HAVE HAD SEX WITH, ONE GUY, IN FUCKING 12 YEARS? HO? FUCK NO! AS PURE AS THE DRIVEN SNOW! SHIT, IT HAD BEEN 4 YEARS, BETWEEN BEING WITH MILES, MILES AND MILES! PARENTS CAN'T TELL IDENTICAL TWINS APART, SO WHY SHOULD I . . . DIFFERENT LOVE MAKING STYLES, IS WHAT ALERTED ME! LOL! ONE NIGHT, LIKE 5 YEARS AGO WITH, HOWARD, AT SWIFTCURRENT LODGE, IN GLACIER NATIONAL PARK . . . GET ME IN THE MOUNTAINS AND YOUR JOB IS DONE . . . SEXY TO ME, AND TURNS ME THE FUCK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR LUCKY DAY OR NIGHT, TOTALLY!
I WROTE ABOUT YOUR SON, BUT NEVER TOUCHED HIM . . . BUT I WANTED TO!
LOL.
KISSES, HUGS, LOVES!
HOT DADDY TOO!
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