Tuesday, June 9, 2015

MAKE A SPLASH! GOKICKBALLS--GREEN BURRITO! THE SPY, THE ARTIST & ME . . . WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A TREASURE HUNT, FOR LOCAL, GRAND FUNK JUNCTIONS RESIDENCE . . . I WALKED FROM THE HOMEWARD BOUND SHELTER TO DAYLIGHT DONUTS SHOP, TO HANG WITH THE LOCALS. I HAVE MY PROPS, A DONUT I GOT FOR BREAKFAST AT THE SHELTER, PROBABLY DONATED FROM THE LOCAL DONUT SHOP I AM SITTING AT, THANK YOU, AND I PULLED A NEW AND CLEAN DAYLIGHT DONUTS COFFEE CUP, WITH A ROOSTER SQUAKING--SOMETHING TO CROW ABOUT! YES, THE WRITER, ATTORNEY, BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK, BLOGGER, IS ACTUALLY STAYING AT YOUR LOCAL SHELTER . . . MY MONEY IS WITH SID SQUIRRELL AND BIG K! LOL! SIGNS, SYMBOLS, AND STUFF!

YOU Can Be a Crime Stopper . . . Just Make Sure You HAVE The Right Criminal!  LOL!

Yesterday, me and another chick from the shelter, an artist, who has some cool art project, ideas for the community, who as all communities are doing these days, struggling to know what to do with the homeless and some of the negatives, like littering and trash issues, that may become problematic, when you don't have a steady place to live, and you are without trash receptacles, and you are already struggling with your backpack, luggage, purse, and perhaps boxes, and a few lunch items . . . and the trash, becomes just another burden, you just don't have the patience, to deal with, while you are trying to get to Social Security, to replace the I.D. you got stolen, for some of the same reasons you can't deal with the garbage in your hands, already overloaded . . . so you trash the trash in a bush or leave it under a tree, but perhaps not the the betterment and aesthetics of the city father's and mother's liking!  She, Lisa, wants to gather some of the trash, garbage, castaway items, and draw attention to the needs of the homeless, or a better understanding of the challenges, or something like that, do a mural, or hold an event, perhaps take a small segment of the park, bringing awareness to the plights of the homeless and the city, who has compassion, within, city limits, or just limits, of keeping their sanity, and their compassion!  And believe me . . . I GET IT!

So, we are sitting and McDonald's, without a dime, trying to look like we just ate and dumped our garbage in the garbage, and chatting about life, and I was telling her about the cop op, or cop operation, I believed was planned the night before, to take me down, haul my ass off, in secret, blindside me, as the Patriot Act bratz are known to do, and just make me disappear, as is their plan, so the wrong criminals, can take my place!  There was this clean cut, 25 to 30 years old, clean looking, either camper or homeless dude, with a nice navy green, Nike hat on, with a white check, for the symbol of Nike, a white shirt, all too clean and nice for passing to be homeless, who was sitting, not eating, with a bottle of water, and messing around on his cell phone, but, practicing my hat magic, and glancing under the rim of his hat at he.  I thought, here we go again, I got a trail on my ass.  And as is the case with symbols, signs, I stand up and notice, a Tom Clancy, novel sticking out of his backpack . . . he is a fucking little spy!  Don't ask me where my federal tax code name, came up with the symbol of Tom, short for Thomas, as a sign of a CIA agent, or just an agent in general, among other signs I have to indicate, that I have a spy following my ass!

But, as is always the case with this constitutionally trained mind, I hold dear to the legal presumption of innocent until proven guilty, and as usual that is at odds with the Patriot Act bratz, you are guilty, until, YOU can prove that you are innocent, saving the state the cost of bearing the burden of proving you guilty, as has always been the tradition, in America, since the days of the Declaration of Independence and the signing of the United States Constitution!  While not in a court of law, that is my policy, because I have accused people of taking something, when I have merely misplaced it . . . so I always reserve judgement, accusations, and blaming, until I have the facts, evidence to prove that this person is guilty of whatever it is I am accusing them of.  So, I tell Lisa, that the guy, with the navy green hat is a spy, I would guess, but I am not absolutely sure, but he appears to me to be, and all signs, which people don't realize, give away who exactly they are . . . but, still I would reserve a total indictment, until proven.  Lisa left, and we didn't have much time to talk, until last night.

Our Little, Blonde, Balding Headed, Spy, In the Navy Hat, Trailed the Wrong Chick, and Later Came Back to McDonald's Were I Still Was!  LOL!  Gotcha!

Okay, connecting the dots, the dude, left, in close timing with Lisa, but I didn't notice, because, who would think they were following an artist, although she did tell me, that she had noticed, since talking to me, that she thought, that she saw people strategically situated on her way to McDonald's, who by the way, is great, and cool, when you don't have money, or I have been good enough to pull of writing my blog and bluffing them, but over all, thanks . . . she said she suffers from PTSD, and several times, cautioned me to calm down, because she was getting stressed thinking about the people she thought were watching her since she met me, and then she looked at the screen on her computer, and turned it off, she had just pulled up my blog!  LOL! And, she needs to be careful, some little dude, met me the other day at the shelter, while watching, Ann Coulter, on of course the only opinion show that will listen to her, Fox Opinion!  On the set, they had the time, Ann's Nation or Ann's World!  I think the only reason they have Coulter on, is that she has the same hair do as the rest of the chicks on Fox, but her hair is longer, and if they would look closer, she is not a true blonde, you can see her dark roots!  But, for some reason, she has become the symbol of Rachel, sister, flight attendant, turned, JoAnn S. Secrist, J.D., or ME . . . SCREAMMMMMM, so demeaning!  

I thought, in jealousy of her title, because, I know my blog, goes to about, judged on early hit/results, and some that sneak through without the NSA, Mo Box Trolls, trying to snag all the hits, before I get to brag about them!  LOL!  My pay, is you learning . . . they are all about the MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, which buys, POWER, POWER, POWER!  Especially after, that bumbling holding in the Citizens United court case, out of the U.S. Supreme Court, giving first amendment rights to corporations, and denying them to REAL PERSONS, like myself!  Oh, the NSA, will let me write my blog, but they get the hits, the results, and the money, and the prestige of being JOANN S. SECRIST, while I am walking down North Avenue in Grand Junction, fighting to prove who I AM!  I can't believe, that I can write about local events, local restaurants, and local people, and for some reason, that becomes, Rachel, Shelley, Kay or Sue!  What the fuck!  Anyway, I said, after I listened to her shpill on her new book, on immigration, having written about the beheadings of the La Familia, Mexican Mafia, and their acid baths and reign of terror, about a year ago.  Coulter was making reference to the real terrorists are the Hispanics, next door, not ISIS who is a half a world away.  I bet Ms. Coulter's ancestors, migrated to this country or she is a Native American Indian!  LOL!

That day, after me and this guys discussed the news, and the issues, I started to walk down North Avenue, looking for a place, I could loiter for about 2 to 3 hours while I wrote my daily blog, crashing on an Internet, at a place that I had no money to purchase their food or products, hey, at times it is tough on the streets, and even tougher, without money, while a million a day is banking in sista's bank accounts, while she divides it out, to the dirty cops, that will set up sting ops at the shelters, or follow me at McDonald's, so she doesn't miss a beat on who I am talking to and whom I am with!  How do you be me, or say you were here, if you don't know each and every person, place and thing, that I happened into that day!  I am just living my life, and they are living it too!  But, I noticed this shelter pest, coming in and ignored him, as he sat at another table while I was typing away in Burger King!  After I finish typing, which is an other worldly experience for me, almost trance like . . . I put my head up and noticed a really bad ass looking dude, watching me, and he was sitting with some chick I didn't know, but I noticed shelter, pest over, starring at me with total intensity, and I say him, but didn't get the message.  But, I did get my typical gut reaction to the vibe of this dude, and it was assassin material vibes . . . a fake biker jacket, too new, looked like a black cop, with a bald head, like the guys with Fryer Tuck hair do's from Robin Hood, which is most likely the entity that sent him, to stop my writing or make me pay for the writing on the Saturday before!

The Shelter Rat Was Hysterical by That Night!  You Had the CIA and the Black Panters On You . . . Black Dude Had A GUN!

When this small guy, nice as can be, and clean, making me wonder if he is on the side of the Hood the Hoods come from, my familia!, but he was freaking out, and I can tell he has been reading my blogs about the Mormon Mafia, because he is all freaked out about Mormons and thinks every bike cop in Grand Junction, wearing yellow shirts and black shorts, is really a Mormon missionary, he said, they ride two by two, and don't go to the wine and cheese tasting in the park, because they will arrest YOU!  LOL!  But, the day before he told me that, he told me that the CIA and the Black Panters, dude with a gun, was after you. He said, one day following you and I believe you, they are after you, hell.  I finished typing, and did feel that this guy, who was, after learning that the chick he was sitting with, was the mean manager, who kicks him out, while the other workers, when she is not there, give him a free cup of coffee . . . compassion lives!  But, I looked up, and something struck me as funny, inauthentic about the two sitting together, but if that is a hit man, I am sure, he would have to inform the manager, we are going to blow her away in your eating establishment, but just chill, we have CIA, cleaning crews, to clean up the body and the mess!  That is what my CIA, female hit woman, tells me, they do.

But, again, always connecting the dots, using my Intel people, either God, or the shelter people, he told me, that, when I saw him leave, he didn't leave!  I guess he went out, and I got the feeling I should get the hell out of dodge, and went into the bathroom, needing it, before leaving . . . the Black Panter, former CIA, on the Mormon payrolls, got up and went, to act like he was going, but, hysteria boy, told me, he just went out and acted like he was leaving and went around to the back of the building and came in the employees door! NICE!  But, moving according to my, vibes, I must have gone out the side door, while he was moving into position in the back of the store!  I am sure, the dudes have it down to a science, by now, but, hey, with shelter rats, and God, who can be against me, and I walked out free and safe!  So, back to the spy in McDonald's and the rest of the story.

The Return of the Spy to McDonald's?  Wrong Chick?  LOL!

I am a hard one to pin down, through a description, and to make the baby spy feel better, following the wrong woman, lol, most of the cops and spies get it wrong.  My face can pass for 35 years old, easy, and I have a ton of energy, which is a much better indicator of age, at least psychological age, than the actual years.  I see, people much younger than myself, who are 35 and act 60, while I am 60 and act, move, and look more in the 35 to 45 age range.  So, a description by age is a tough one to tell!  Ask the Montana judge, who let a teacher off, on statutory rape, because the victim looked much older than 14!  He had the National Organization of Women, or NOW, calling for his removal from the bench, so don't mess with a woman's age!  I have had 10 cops, K-9 units, had a hard time, in fact let me go, after not finding me on the bus, to find me, and kill me, stop buses I have been on, with the members of the Hood, who you think is me, and them me, that constitutional law attorney, stop a bus, I got out of town on, when the cops, sheriffs took my truck, telling me the only way, SECRIST, that you are getting out of town, after outrunning them 5 times, lol, is on foot . . . why don't you ask those local boyz who SECRIST is!  LOL!  They know it is the woman who continues to kick their asses, GOKICKBALLS, all the time!    Here is part of the treasure hunt, Make a Splash, comes from a bus shelter sign, advertising ad space on bus shelters, with little splashers in a swimming pool.  And the inspirational, sign from God, GoKickBalls, good idea, comes from, the soccer yard sign, on the first corner, after crossing the street, legally, of course, on the street crossing after the leaving Homeward Bound Shelter!

Green Burrito, comes from the Carl's Junior Burger joint marque.  But, I noticed yesterday, sorry for jumping all over the place, but I am trying to help the possible, if it is a possibility, that there are actual cops, on the right side of this 15 year, poison, identity theft ordeal!, that the blonde haired, blue eyed, slightly built, spy, who left for about a hour, like I said, about the time, Lisa, left, and then suddenly showed up.  He sat where Lisa had been, I guess hoping that he left, so he could come back and take her spot in McDonald's, LOL, hoping I wouldn't notice he had been gone for an hour!  But, I don't like people, sitting behind me, could stick a syringe in my neck, with air or water, and kill me, so, I moved, and sat, pretending to watch the news, while watching him.  He got nervous and after about 15 minutes, left!  LOL!  Who is watching who?  So, Lisa, pulls me aside a dinner, a bit unnerved, and said, that guy you pointed out, from McDonald's, I think he was a spy, because he followed me to about 4 places!  He was in a truck, and followed her to the convenience store, the park, the blah, blah, blah . . . I didn't catch the places.  So, he left, thinking, that he was following ME, and he was actually, following Lisa . . . someone from sky watch or satilite must have corrected him and sent him back to McDonald's!  LOL!  And that is the rest of the story, as Paul Harvey used to say!

Now, For the Treasure Hunt of Signs Down North Avenue, Grand Funk Junction, Colorado . . . All Have Significance to Me, and Tell a Story, But, I Don't Fell Like Writing ALL of Them, But I Will Mention Some!

Like I said, My God is an Awesome God, and over the last 15 years, since I was poisoned, told I was going to die, and had time to be pissed off at him, he with a sense of humor, and me learning the code, spent many a long hour working out the details of this code, far more complicated than the spy codes, their encrypted messages, and so forth.  But, I have to lay the foundation for you to understand, even the rudimentary signs, and messages, that I get, on a 24/7 bases, enough, that the night before last, on the cop op that was going down at the shelter, when I got up at 2:00 a.m., sneaked out of the place, went to GREASE MONKEY, next door, so I was out of sight, not knowing where to go at that ungodly time of the morning and no money . . . if I had money, there is a canteena or something, I noticed was open 24/7 . . . I like to know the lay of the land, so when there are such occasions as this, where I am out on the streets all night, I have somewhere to go hang out, til the break of morning light.  But, lucky for me, Grease Monkey Mechanics, is located right behind the shelter, and I could still pick up wireless service from the service at the shelter, and I sat there all night, watching music videos of songs that remind me, of Fifty Shades of Grey, Lancelot . . . and of course, every once in a while, I marvel at me and God's handi-work, and look at my cool, red-haired, rock star son, Elliot's, videos, going from the time he was about 14 to about 27 years of age, Rockin' the WEB!

I think the cop, or undercover fed, with several of both flavors of cops, who checked in, or played staff, but the guy, who came and shined the flashlight in my face, and only checked our row, is probably pissed, because any sign of weird shit like that, doing something that had not been done the nights before, lead me to believe that they have something up their sleeves and it is not, going to work in my favor!  But, I sit in a room and scope out the place, and like getting the lay of the land, I get the feel and habits of a shelter, and know what is normal, has happened for the last few nights, and when something is up and things start to be abnormal, as was the case the other night, and judge by a particular staff member, who is totally anal retentive, and had my cell phone, the other day, when I thought it was stolen . . . and with him, knowing I have been there, and was the night before, said, Oh, so that was YOU over next door with your computer on!  I thought it was a guy . . . pulled my hoodie up over my head, cold, and cool, just did a typo . . . but he went out front?  I think the night games, the night before made sense now, but he made me blow, and acted like I should not be allowed back into the shelter, since I figured the cop op out!  
I told him, I just couldn't sleep, that I had several Dr. Peppers, at my friend's house, that night, and it had me too wired to go to sleep, both of which were true, but that is not the reason I left, it was him, running, up and down, just my row, none of the other women's row, none of the men's rows, making sure I was still in my bed, I am the Ghost . . . I AM LEGEND!  And that is not fucking, god-damned lie!  Yeah, the woman, who sued cops, killed their legislation and lived to blog about it!  LOL!  And with over 1,000 attempts, not only on my life, but to lock me up . . . HELL, YEAH, I AM LEGEND!  And if you want to check, just send on of your goons over, to Daylight Donuts, which is 4X busier, than yesterday at this time, I would like to think my blog helped the local coffee shop, that is hopping with tons of people right now!

You Too Can Learn My Brilliant Secrets . . . With God's Intel Help!  I Am Training The Cop Shops, The Best, Three Years and Counting, They Have Tried to Nab, Grab, and Stab ME!

So, some of these are just cool names, slogans, but some are extremely significant to me, and if you develop a code, such as this, you will attach your own meanings.  But, the way this sign thing started with me and God, was . . . I hadn't prayed, still haven't, in 20 years, now 40 years, but I am in constant communion with God, through signs, symbols, messages, and thought.  But, lacking the necessary, humility to pray, but with the total humility, to trust and realize that my very breath, liberty, and freedom, day to day, is dependent on my listening to his promptings and reading HIS messages, as I walk, talk, deal and breath each and every day, 24/7, and I am not exaggerating.  And I find, he doesn't let me down, and like the stories from the last few days, I even have witnesses to verify, what I was feeling and to validate what happened.  But, after I had been diagnosed with allegedly, PICK's Disease, a very rare, and allegedly genetic brain disease, that attacks you frontal lobes, and deteriorates the lobes, much like the early process of Alzheimer's and dementia, I was walking to go get a, you got it, a Diet Coke, and just kicking clods . . . I was a workaholic, general counsel for the Utah Medical Association, a professor of family law, U of U, had my own anger management company, making $500 per hour, for a minimum of a two hour presentation, and writing programs on Quicknowledge, one of the first online educational programs, writing about information I had learned about guardianship/conservatorships for the elderly and disabled, I learned about while staff attorney for the Utah Division of Aging . . . no slouch for sure!

I was down in St. George, Utah, walking from my house, that I owned, as an investment, in the Moon River, Ence Development, on the south side of the freeway, walking over to the Chevron, gas station, at the bottom of Bluff Street, in about 2003 or 2004, while I was trying to sell the house, I bought in 1996, when I got slammed on taxes while staff attorney for the Utah Prosecution Council, an assistant attorney general, and was down in that area, after a friend of big sister hood, mafia, chick, Shelley, was so verbally abusive, and treated me so bad, after I had been diagnosed and was suppose to die, that her friend, got sick of it, and offered to move down to St. George into my house that I had previously only rented out, and good for her, she met a great man and got married, but, she had left, early on, because my father, who was taking care of my financial affairs and money, which was about, $3,800 per month, private and public, disability insurance, and boy did he ever take care of my money, kept all but $25 per week, that I got . . . it is kind of like my blog, I get 1 hit for ever 300 million they get!  The Hood got used to stealing my money and ID from way back!  When you look at people in a shelter, you don't know, what got them there, and what there story is, so judge not that ye be not judged . . . I should be worth a cool billion, with all the money they have stolen in the last 6 years!

The Start . . . Pissed at God, You Just Want to Burn Me . . . I MAY!

So, the first time, I noticed strange signs on trucks, on license plates, and bill boards, sounds crazy, but, it has saved my life, on many occasions, but I was walking to get a Diet Coke, and it was hotter than hell, and I was cursing God, and being really raunchy, but, I was talking to him for the first time in 20 years, and I hadn't needed him before, Legal Golden Girl . . . not big ass boob Rachel, tall girl the Hood, put in a lawyers suit, and did her hair, gave her a script, but little old Me, wearing black yoga or workout pants, black, cheap ass shirt from Walmart, Black running shoes, with orange ties, and pink and orange trim with a black sweatshirt tied around my waist, and hair a wild and untamed as my spirit!  So, while swearing and cursing God, first truck goes by with this on the side, in huge ass letters, about the size of the semi-trailer behind the cab, that simply, said, G.O.D., what the hell, that spells God, whom I used to know and talk to, but, what is this, I hate the motherfucker for doing this to me, I was blaming the wrong entity, but at that time, I was told I had a genetic disease, not a government, hood, poisoning and after all I did, raising kids, going to law school, working my ass, off and trying to save all the victims of abuse, at the very time I was doing the most good, I was struck down in the prime of my life, at age 46 and rockin' the state's legal system, taking care of corruption, and fighting for the people, and now this, bull shit, I hate you, God.  

So the second truck, follows shortly after that, that says, and spells out, CRST, or to my mind phonetically, sounds, like CHRIST.  And it is funny, when I make a particularly, amazing escape, that truck line will pass down the freeway, or down the streets, or I can see it from the freeway . . . like saying, don't think you did this on your own, basking in your glory, I helped you out a bit!  Around that time, I had sometimes watched the freeway, in those boring days, carrying on a conversation with God, for hours, because after I sold my house to the first person who came through, cute house, patio home, and my father kept the $7,000 or so equity I had in the house, putting only $200 down at the time I started building the house . . . but, my father is friends with the Ences, Bishop was an Ence . . . names dates and times of purchase might have been altered, but Sun Title, on Bluff told me my father got the equity!  I moved into an apartment, that faced the freeway, and so I would stand in my kitchen window, and got back acquainted with God, through asking questions and watching trucks, go down the freeway . . . yes, I was that bored . . . and I would get answers.  One day, after an all day conversation, me thinking things, and God sending trucks, in amazing sequences, and I am sure he was fit to be tied, but he sent by a truck line with the word, JERK!, on the side!  LOL!  I started to laugh, and realized that God had/has a sense of humor!

This was the best one, though . . . I was just walking around in circles, in the hot southern Utah sun, in an empty lot, near my apartment at the top of I think 1100 East, white and pink, yuck, but almost abuts the freeway, so close, you might be able to reach it . . . but, that day, I was kicking clods, and just walking around, and I said, I know God, that YOU, just want to BURN me!  And to my shock and horror, a car went driving by, just at that second, that said, I MAY!  That was probably someone's personal license plate, but to me, and just at the time I said that, it was a shocking response from what I had been taught was a loving God, and he really might burn me!  As I write that, it has significance to me, right now, Elliot, bass guitarist, of God's Revolver and other bands, was born in May, and I MAY . . . that May baby is mine, came out of my legs, I named him and even bought him his first guitar!  And told him not to cause anyone to lose their testimony of God and CHRIST!  Funny how life goes in complete circles!  I learned that day, that he is a personal God, he knows our thoughts, and minds, and he also, gives me a great laugh, but not that time, every once in a while . . . but, he castises those he loves, so I should have felt loved . . . I am not exactly sure that is what I felt that day, more shocked, but I feel loved, every second of every day!  My God and Your God, is an awesome God!  We are his children!

Take a Nice 90 Degree Walk This Afternoon . . . ProofPoint!


  • the name on a Matco Tool truck, was Steve Mayrose, Rachel's oldest son's name is Matt, so some significance to Matt, or saying that Chris is Matt, and the other name, Steve Mayrose, my mother used to read us the story of Snow White and Rose Red, for some reason, I thought of Shelley, as the color white, because Snow White, has dark hair, as does Kay, and I was blonde; therefore, I was the blonde rose, but Shelley became in this mind game with God, connected with the name, Rose. So, God was telling me, that still, my son, Elliot, born May 3, 1983, was being considered, Shelley, or Rose's child, NOT MINE!  Shelley had bastards, and they all have different names, some Southwick, some Anderson, and some whatever?  But, Isaac, is Shelley's son, and he is a brunette, or actually light brown haired kid, Elliot is think the RED JESUS!  Watch the god-damned videos, you fucking fools!  Kay and Rachel have flat faces, my kids, especially, Chris, who looks, like me, in coloring, couldn't be Rachel's kid, nor Elliot with his chiseled face, Shelley's kid . . . and Kay's, is a stretch from hell, adoption aside, she is pug nosed, short, with brown eyes . . . Elliot has blue eyes!  I guess that is where ex-husband Don comes in, genetically?  Check out Isaac's clef chin, and Don's.  It is not complicated at all, they just want to cover past thefts, and make new money on El's music!
  • Blue Moose, Rachel's name, if she is still married to Kay Moosman, is the headless, Moosman, and the boring color, blue, is the color that came to represent the Mormon church . . . maybe, blue pocket sized Book of Mormons, paperback, but I hate blue, other than the sky, as long as there is another color like green with it!
  • City Rib . . . from whole hogs to hot dogs!  I ribbed the city about the library being so far from the shelter, and with no money, I am having to crash, fast food and restaurants to get my blog done, without getting picked up for loitering!  But, these supposed, Robin Hoods, think that I am a hog if I take credit for all the things I have done, so being the socialists and communists, opposed to America and obviously opposed to capitalism, because they take from the rich and give to themselves, now the rich, have reversed that and they are the hogs, giving me a mere, 1 to 300 million hits/results, on now 6 search engines with 4 to 5 versions of MY BLOG WRITING, on all 24 results . . . so who is the fucking hogs?  And who thinks they are hot dogs, think sexual sense . . . these fuckers think they are HOT SHIT!  NOT . . . Brett is symbolically, SID SQUIRRELL, on the lease sign for, BRAY, Real Estate . . . Brett tried to hide the music money in real estate, found four pages of real estate in Utah, under Brett Stuart or Stewart, Shelley was in Salt Lake City, at that time too, living with cousin, Christine Ward, don't know married names.  And that is just down the street from Big K, you think, Kay, is me; therefore, Big K, is nothing more than BIG JOANN . . . fabric store!
  • Sonic is on the left hand side . . . I would say, that the blog I wrote yesterday, went sonic, like a sonic boom, loud and big!  And to prove my thoughts right . . . at the next intersection, there was a red, power, truck, with the license plate, that said, HTS, that could be the phonetics form hits as in kill you, or for hits on the blog!  And as times, is symbolizes my son's, or son ic . . . and if they are following these fuckers, they are IC to me!  Money, sex, and safety.  Blah!  Or my son's are also, Sonic, in the sense, that they are MY sons, and what they do will go SONIC, like a loud sonic boom!  Fun stuff, and make me think, and gives me stuff to write about . . . if you look at the last few blogs, like the one starting with Oh My Dog . . . that comes from a local yard sign for a dog salon or some pet connected business!  Cute, thanks for letting me steal your fun sign and slogan . . . free advertisement is the way I look at it!
  • SOLARUS Square . . . SO ARE US?  You see, I excuse my kids, they were young, still are, somewhat, if they are swayed, by the OTHER GUYS (funny movie with Will Farrell, Mark Walburg, about the SEC, fraud, FBI, financial crimes--really? Brock? Maybe? Stealing a $357 million case?), the ones who offer titles of nobility, through the Mormon Church, and going toward the British Monarchy, or the CIA, Illuminati Monarch Project!  And they are operating that like the network marketing state, of Utah, network marketing capitol of the world, all about capital!  Just like in all network marketing schemes, there is a pyramid, where the top earners, are all the first ones who got into the business, and the rest of the crew, gets shit!  So, I am sure that there have been promises of making my son's God's, like they think they, Sid Squirrell and Big Kay! on my life!  LOL!  Just like the British monarchy, they were just William and Kate . . . Chris and Kat, are even better looking, and little "Y" is cutie girl!  They are using your families money to make them seem big, using my credentials, resume, to get Kay into an FBI boss position, which she never, never, never, could have gotten without being ME!  Brett had his feelers hurt, I won't and wouldn't cat fight over him, when he and Kay arranged an alleged, girl's weekend, at Kay's house in Jeremy Ranch, near Park City, Utah, on Sand Trap Drive or Sand Piper . . . something to do with golf!  Kay's back deck, hung over the golf course!  Once, Brett said, his favorite place on Earth besides, Half Moon Bay, California . . . where Kay had lived . . .  as all the hood, is, was the Epcott Center, at the Florida, Disneyland . . . Rachel's favorite place is California Disneyland . . . because they are all characters, not real, fake, make believe, and CLOWNS!  In real!
  • Hookah Lounge, Rachel, Ms. alleged, Mormon, righteous girl, who allegedly writes my religious oriented blogs, I am divided up, about 20 ways, but she is the shining star of religion . . . bull shit, she ditched out of seminary, didn't graduate from it, never read the scriptures until she go older . . . she did, however, start going to the temple, what 30 years after I went through, start going once a week with the sisters in her Mormon ward . . . explain them Rachel, I wrote 30 page, master's day level papers, for my master's degree in Ancient Scripture Studies at BYU . . . I just did a typo, BUY, they bought BYU, religion department, Steve Robinson, who would gladly trash me, since his stole my paper on MOTHER IN HEAVEN, all proven scripturally, Biblically, for his doctoral thesis . . . gladly take money to make ME go away and replace me with dim wit, Rachel!  Hell YEAH!  Rachel wanted to be a friend with her kids, so one of the last times, actually the last time, because I think, it was Rachel's step son, Kyle, who put the pipe bomb on my navy blue, Ford Taurus, that was blown up, within hours of leaving Rachel's house on New Years Eve . . . with Kyle, asking me if I could kill someone, the day before . . . which I thought strange . . . he also, said the FBI had recruited him?  He could barely graduate from college and hold down a job . . . but the alleged, GODS, the ones who rely on my families accolades and honors, resumes, cases, blogs, music, to gain status, money and access to the Mormon Church, hell Sid Squirrell and Big Kay, JoAnn, that Brett would not divorce, because Christ and Mary Magdaline, for the new Mo Christ, calendars, posters, after the Church said, they had adopted an official version of Christ!  Money speaks, and it is always the MEN who get revelation, like on polygamy and such!  But, on New Years Eve, the cool mom, Rachel, smoked Hookah with the kids, and the square auntie JoAnn refused . . . I am sure that, those identities have been switched around, and I was the hookah queen, the one who wrecked her car with neighbor Wendy, and drove the car onto Rachel, then My, old house at 3770 Sugar Leo . . . changing IDs, since 2000!  I don't drink, smoke, do drugs, or even simulated drugs . . . I don't do the cool mom, friend, routine, that is why Rachel wants to claim my kids, she fucked up her own!  Remember I am at the shelter . . . now, the Shelter Rat, did accuse me of sitting out smoking, on Sunday morning, and I said, I don't smoke, he said, I know it was you, or you have a twin who was smoking!  He is probably, on the payroll, now, as they all are . . . just like A,B,C, they meet me, and then the hood contacts them and they side with the MONEY!
  • Hair We Are . . . in the strip mall with Hookah Lounge, Western Union, Today's Image . . . the description above is Rachel, so far from the way I raised my kids!  I am sure Rachel, haven't seen her since my car was blown up, but I am sure she has the Fox Opinion Girl and Ann Coulter Hair!  And Hair's Rachel!  LOL!  I just sneezed, that is my sign for Tissue!  Or Is U!  No, I am reading signs, walking down the North Avenue to wherever . . . Neverland!  LOL!
  • A Taste of Heaven Catering, that is what I wrote about on Sunday and Monday . . . I am here at the donut shot still, cops have been doing "U" turns, right in front of the donut shop . . . maybe afraid they will learn the TRUTH about who is who!  Mo Jo, image, hair girl, fox girl, is a liar!  As are the rest of the HOOD!
  • KWAL Paints . . . Kay Wall Paints, the word, wall, sign cops . . . that is really key . . . because, every damned thing I do, they paint me over, with one of the cops chicks, I am allegedly dead, retarded, in a nursing home, where they tried to put me, believe me, they have tried to make me disappear, every day, every second, and they have the personnel, equipment, tools, and money, while MINE, to do it!  Let's say, that my house is orange, green, and every time I do something, it is quickly painted over blue! or Mo versions of ME!
  • Fresh Roasted Chilis . . . or Fresh Roasted Shelley's!  LOL!  That is a mobile food trailer in the parking lot, in the same strip mall as A Taste of Heaven Catering!
  • Alsco Truck . . . Al's Co . . . Frank of Interpol, or international police, who came in, along with Shelley to kill, Allan Rex Bess, my client from Parowan, who I intended to marry, was replaced by Frank, Delta Force Intelligence, who was to work with the local Iron County boyz, and replace, Parowan Police Chief, Griffeth, who was a friend of mine, with Kent Wade, a former Marine, veteran, worked in Internal Affairs, and refused to listen, read, the 20 pages of all the facts, evidence and examples, of why, I thought that there was a fake Allan, a government double, with a shit load of evidence, easy, and this fucker, would not listen because he was purposefully brought in and hired, with the Mayor firing Griffeth, who was a friend of mine, so they could to the big take down on JoAnn S. Secrist, J.D. who sued the County for $56.7 million, and the National Guard, in the Lamoreaux case, with 3 Iron County Sheriffs being in the National Guard, involved in the murder of Misty, Tristan's wife, my client!  The real, Allan Rex Bess, had a picture of Misty Lamoreaux, on his wall, and when I told him, I was taking over the case, Allan, wanted to help.  He and Tristan, connected, over Allan's tattoo of riding with the Vogos Biker gang . . . the fake Frank aka Allan, had a fuzzy version of a tat, that he claimed was the one Allan had, but that is easy to replicate, and it had been some time since I had seen Allan's, since he was DEAD!  Tons of evidence, even DNA, ProofPoint, to show the new police that they had the murderer of Allan Rex Bess, right here, and the murderer of the girl, who was murdered, and found on the town square corner of the Mormon Church . . . I was there on the scene, after being at the grave yard, mourning the death of my, supposed husband, while living with the murderer, who was trying to murder me, so Shelley, whom he moved in when I had gone to Montana, and tried to block me using the woman who had been Allan's only witness on the case I did, I am sure she testified that Shelley, whom she became acquainted with, while Shelley and her lazy ass son, parked there sorry asses, at my house, using all my NEW stuff, burning holes in my carpet, and taking over the music room that I made for Elliot and his band to come practice at . . . Isaac stole $30,000 worth of music equipment, and tried to hide it at my house!  Shelley acted like she owned the place, and probably does, with the fake Allan, Frank and boyz, stealing the house and that fucking, Judy Daly, the witness, the first woman I met in Parowan, and after talking to her, while Misty and Dennis, David Doddridge were looking through the house, that allegedly had been traded with a condo in Vegas, for the Parowan house, I was asking Judy about Allan, whom I had not met yet!  What a fucking piece of shit bitch, Frank aka, even told Chief Wade that Judy was his sister!  Allan's sister, Lina, was dead, a long time before . . . hey, chief, don't let me confuse you with the FACTS!  After the cops, tried to fake Frank's dead, suicide, to get me back into Utah, I went over to the Police Department, and if front of all the secretarys, in my signature rapid fire way . . . in no uncertain terms, put him in his place, and told him, why the suicide was staged!  Cell phone calls made on Allan's or allegedly Allan's phone, three after the time of death, no feces or release of bodily fluids, and the pipe he allegedly hung himself on, was not big enough to hold a chimpanze . . . that man, evolved, to less than an ape!  Frank threw temper tantrums like a fucking two year old!  The ninety year old neighbor told me that the cops were hanging out over with Allan/Frank all the time, there were no cop cars, and no ambulance!  Office!
  • Untouched (Fiji) truck . . . went by right after, and yes, I am untouched by all this bull shit!  I also thought of the statement, No Man is an Island . . . I have been, alone, fighting all of them!
  • Raven, next came by a van with a Raven painted on it . . . like it was Raven's crew, that were on board to fuck with me in Grand Junction.  Ravenrathburn . . . was Shelley's email address when her and Brett started this shit!  And yes, the Raven in getting burned by my wrath!  What a fucking piece of shit, cunt, asshole, and loser!  Good grief, how in the hell did I get this fuck as a sister?   What the hell . . . the school bus kept driving by, with the words, First Student on the side, and yes, Shelley has been the first student of mine . . . so much so, that she wanted to be ME!  They say, imitation is the highest form of flattery . . . so what is taking over your whole fucking life?  Now, I am sure the cop op was to take Shelley down, one of Allan's, my clients friends, actually two of them, created a bikers's bike, called the TWISTED SISTER, and they were on the cover of all kinds of biker magazines, back in the day, it was orange as I recall, but I am sure that, now I can't remember anyone's names, but I saved him from the Mexican Mafia, when the prosecutors were trying to force him into a controlled wired buy, of drugs, but he pushed the camera away when he purposefully threw the keys at it, blocking the real view of the cartel member, but they were strong arming, shit, can't remember, to testify, or they were going to get his daughter for drugs, and she was just getting ready to graduate from Southern Utah University in veteranry science!  I was asked by him to come to court, and help him . . . I told him to take the 5th, but he testified and I freaked when I saw the defendant's sister, turn to someone in the courtroom, sitting by his mother, and put a hit out on my friend at the time, Joe Hudichech was his name, he lives out in Paragona, and makes custom bikes.
  • Wrigley Field Sports and Grill, I did an Internship with Americans United for Life, the summer between my second and third year of law school, in Chicago, at the same time Rachel and Chris, lived in Shumberg, with Stephanie, and Rachel was pregnant with Matt . . . allegedly Chris, my son, tons better looking, my son, smarter, and they think that because Matt is fat, he is mine, or I am Rachel now, and Rachel is JoAnn, because thin parents, don't have fat sons . . . both Matt and Scott, are fat, or Scotty had lost some weight, but they are total beefy boys, Chris is too thin, or Greta said, and all his family told him to put on weight.  But, hey, before the mob, the hoods got me, I was fucking thin, much thinner than Rachel is now, or the last time I saw her!  Believe me, they, the hood, just took my life, and divided it up, buried it, with one sister or another, or an ex-friend attorney, or that bitch Kelly who is taking credit for my CHEEK case!  I had not idea, when I got the internship, that is was as prestigious as it is, the attorneys from there are always used as expert witnesses, or were in the Justice Sonya Sotomayor's Senate confirmation for the U.S. Supreme Court, that I took 32 pages of notes on, brushing up on con law!  Or Constitutional Law!
  • Magic Home Improvement . . .  was on a truck, that went by yesterday . . . I have given you facts, evidence, examples, now fucking check things out!  DAMN IT!  God I am sick of this shit!

ENJOY YOUR LUNCH . . . IT IS 12:21 P.M. . . . But As Soon as I Post This Blog, My Computer Will Change to Pacific Time . . . Kay Lives in Santa Barbara, Where the Oil Spill is the Crude Oil, Grungy Bitch!  All Symbolic . . . Like is Attracted to Like!

Smarter by Wednesday!

I stand corrected . . . now to cover for Kay, in California, the posting is an hour behind?  D.C. time? Cops kept driving by the Daylight Donuts Shop, but did not come in . . . doing "U" turns, with people in the shop getting pissed, knowing they would get tickets!  Patriot Act, two sets of laws, one for cops, one for you and me!  I told the owners, that the cops don't like me, and so they probably would not come in, they don't want their wet dreams shattered by finding out, that I am JoAnn, and Rachel is just Rachel.  Rachel is always tan, and there is Tan Perfection Shop . . . but the electric sign on top is advertising, SPRAY TANS!  LOL!  As fake as Rachel's name is, resume is . . . I AM LEGEND!  She is a flight attendant!  LOL!  You might have inducted her, into the fuckin' CIA, but that is after the fact, trying to make her bigger, badder and meaner than ME, as ME . . . FAT CHANCE!  FUCK YOU!

Monday, June 8, 2015

ROOSTER SAUCE--WALK LIKE A MAN! FANTASY FAIRE: KING AUTHOR, KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE, CAMELOT, GUINEVERE & LANCELOT, PRINCIPLES & CONCEPTS OF PEACE & FREEDOM, ANALOGOUS TO FOUNDING FATHERS AND PREAMBLE TO U.S. CONSTITUTION, CREATING UTOPIA! JUDGE WITH A HUGE AMERICAN FLAG BEHIND THE BENCH! YAHOO! A MORE PERFECT UNION WITH JUSTICE FOR ALL! NOT JUST AN ELITE FEW! MADMAX: POSTAPOCALYPTIC SMOKESHOP & ARMORY . . . FOILED AGAIN! LOL! OSKAR BLUES BREWERY, U.S.A., SEVEN STAGES OF EVOLUTIONARY MAN; (1) APE; (2) APE STANDING ON TWO FEET; (3) CROMAGNUM MAN; (4) MAN AS WE KNOW THEM; (5) MAN WITH A BEER; (6) MAN WITH A BEER, STOOPING A BIT MORE; (7) BACK TO APE WITH A BEER IN HIS HANDS! FBI OR FEMALE BODY INSPECTORS! GO APE SHIT, BOYZ . . . MAN IS GOING BACK TO DRAGGING HIS KNUCKLES ON THE GROUND AGAIN . . . PROGRESS OR DEVILUTION? HAS THE BACKLASH AGAINST WOMEN, GONE TO REALLY BEING A EVOLUTIONARY DOWN TURN FOR MEN? THINK ABOUT IT? DAYLIGHT DONUTS: GOOD DONUTS, GOOD COFFEE, GOOD TIMES . . . RIGHT HERE IN RIB CITY, GRAND FUNK JUNCTION, COLORADO! EVOLVE, REVOLUTION OF LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE . . . JESUS CAN HEAL THIS WORLD! LET'S DO THIS TEAM! AMERICA, WORLD!

First Knight--Principle Driven, Rather Than Sex Driven!

Everyone is somewhat familiar with King Author, Camelot and The Knights of the Round Table, from folklore, stories, books, movies, even a cartoon, King Author and the Knights of Justice, an interesting name for the game and the knights, and what they were all about, even as far back as the 5th and 6th centuries, when, legendary King Author, and his Knights of the Round Table, stood for a new type of society, after defeating the Anglo-Saxons, and preserved, much of what we now call the United Kingdom or that part of Europe, with a focus, in this new society and order, peace in the land and justice for all the people!  A pretty advanced line of thought, for the days of brutality, the feudal system, and basically, the previous order of, really, survival of the fittest and strongest, who raped, plundered, and pillaged, those weaker, feudal lords, and their serfs.  The main characters of the national drama, where, of course, Author, the wizard, the sword, Excalibur, his final battle, coming from a challenge of one of the knights of the round table, Mordred, in favor of the old ways, Lancelot, in impetuous, but gifted warrior, who sees Guinevere before she is married to Author, and the Holy Grail, in some stories. And of course, we have the lover's triangle, between King Author, Guinevere, and Lancelot.

As a young girl, while going to girls camp, up in the Unitah Forest, in Utah, while the rest of the bus load of campers, were singing, 99 Bottles of Beer of the Wall, 99 Bottles of Beer . . . going on, into the extremely boring, recitation, all the way, down through the numbers, until they got to One Bottle of Beer on the Wall, so redundant and extremely excruciating punishment for me, I would, entertain my mind, much as I do today, with some, imaginary prince, handsome, dashing, and undaunted by a challenge, much like Sir Lancelot, played so well by, actor Richard Gere, with his wild long hair, is unabashed, and valiant, gallant rescue of Lady Guinevere, from Mordred and his band of looters, burning and laying claim to the village and area, that Guinevere, is the Princess and ruler over, with little protection, from the poor, ill trained, and shabby village folks, just eking out an existence, and no match for the warring Mordred and his men . . . 

In fact, this last time, I watched First Knight, I was a bit less, enveloped in the lover's triangle, and much more into the political drama, while still enjoying my old indulgences, of lovers of note, vying over the Lady, and her internal battle, struggling, on the one hand, for protection for her village, and the noble principles of peace and justice that Camelot and King Author, had to offer the young, beauty . . . with the breathtaking love, she feels, when she first sets eyes on Lancelot, adding a choice, between the two men, and focused more on the reasoning behind, her choices, and what ultimately led to her adulterous affair with Lancelot, devastated the King, who loved, both his wife, and Lancelot, his first knight, that led to an unwanted division in this new dream of justice and peace, as well as caused problems in the Knights, around the Round Table.

Men and Women, Philosophers, Nation Builders, Empire and Imperial Lords, Have All Dreamed of Utopia, Peace, Justice, A More Perfect Union!

Perhaps, it is these early years of dreaming, seeing movies, of noble figures, legends in history, that made me who I am today . . . still the romantic, searching for the men of valor, honor, vision, the power to change the status quo, improving, not only their own lives, but those of their fellow men, women and children, with a fierce passion for peace, justice, common welfare, general defense, prosperity for all, and the ability, persuasion, will power, skills, power, and passion to bring their version of Utopia, into fruition . . . much like the founding fathers, in more modern time!  Guinevere, loves, Author, for all of this, what he had created, the goodness, the peace and prosperity he was bringing to his subjects, and her small village, no less significant, that his own subjects, or men of equality, to which, King Author makes reference to, as he was trying to move toward, giving all people dignity and status, with this new band of visionary men, who were willing to stand by their King's side and defend the principles and concepts of a new ear, in the evolutionary progress of mankind, inspiring men and women for centuries, with similar altruistic goals, such as those, still an ideal, but we are making progress, toward the idealistic vision of the founding father's version of Utopia, that we are at least moving closer and closer, toward, as we try to convince others, that there can be true peace and justice in this world, and we can achieve it, together!

Great Western Thinkers, Like Aristotle, In His Essay on Virtue, Plato's Republic, or Immanuel Kant's, Philosophy, that Man Should Not Do, Anything, He Would Not Want All Men/Women to Do!  Or John Stuart Mills' Ideas on Liberty!

Just a few ideas, that I can remember, from these essays, ideas, and philosophies, that have inspired and driven my life . . . on happiness, that Aristotle speaks of in the Virtues, essay, he makes the statement, that you can never judge a man happy or sad, or a life primarily of one or the other, until the day the man dies! In the words of my cousin, Edward, who had dedicated his life to the study of happiness, because he found it so hard to find, after interviewing people, he thought to be self actualized, found that happiness quotions, for people tend to consist of these three things: (1) health, (2) time, and (3) sufficient wealth to meet basic human needs . . . and if you are lacking in any one of these, you can't be happy!  A man or woman, or child for that matter, may be extremely miserable in one part of their life, and it may appear that siblings, friends, partners, and others are much happier than, they themselves are; however, in another 5 years, life seems to be made of ups and downs, and those who at an earlier point in life, while experiencing difficulties, even extreme difficulties, may in fact, by the end of their life, or another segment of life, actually, achieve a happiness, that far exceeds that of other people, who were seemingly, more happy, but now, for unknown circumstances and events, are no longer happy, or are in a down turn, and only time will tell, whether a man, over all, was either happy or sad, in general . . . 

The one thing I remember of Plato's, Republic, is that if parents fail to teach their kids about the law, society will.  And that tends to be a very true statement, and the system, will not be as understanding, and forgiving, as a loving parent; therefore, it behooves a parents, to take their responsibility to train their children, in the paths of good citizenship, rather than leaving it to the support systems of schools, churches, and the village, to perhaps do what the parent failed to do, leaving the child, wanting and needing instruction, beyond what an errant parent failed to do, with, if the child is lucky, a village to fill in the gaps, in the learning cycle of what is and is not acceptable in society, before the law kicks in and does the rehabilitation for the child, and who knows what that will consist of, but most people don't find the criminal or civil judicial systems to be too fun, kind, or with any type of tolerance much at all.  But, for all of us to fell safe, with our general welfare protected, we need to help younger people understand, what is an is not acceptable, before it is too late, and harsher punishments, kick in, and leave them with little joy, happiness, and love in their lives.

I read most of these essays, a hundred years ago, lol, therefore, the memory of exactly what men, like John Stuart Mills said about Liberty, is a bit vague; however, I know, that I tend to see it much like another founding father, Patrick Henry, when he said, Give me liberty, or give me death!  And I see it as just that simple and straightforward, with one of my favorite sayings or motto, I saw scratched in a bench, upside down, at a park in Spokane, while I was just watching the morning sun rise, the ducks and geese, leaver their resting and nesting places on the grass, and take flight, skimming over the water, until landing, softly on it, along with watching the City wake-up, and it said, Live Hard, Die Free . . . and I still agree with that totally, liberty is essential to happiness!

The Words, Evolution and Revolution, Both Have the Word, "LOVE" in Them . . . God's Not Dead, He's Living Like a Lion . . . If Faith is Dead, I Need a Resurrection, Somehow . . . I Am Lost In Your Freedom!

Those last few words, are from a song, by the band, Newsboy, God's Not Dead, he is surely alive, he is living on the inside, roaring like a lion . . . he's roaring, he's roaring like a lion, roaring like a lion!  Fabulous song, and lyrics.  Like I have said, before, Jesus is the ultimate, UFC fighter, totally for freedom, even setting us free, not only from sins, but from hate, from prejudice, from discrimination, from envy, jealousy, abuse, and all the other issues humans deal with, like greed, sloth, and whatever ails the human condition! While we need to have a separation of church and state as a secular society, governed by the Constitution . . . that doesn't mean that we negate all our worship, for a living God, Jesus Christ, who will ultimately give us freedom and liberty from the grave, we need to work on our own personal perfection, at our pace, and let others, who may be far better people, than we are, even without ever entering a church, or being baptized . . . in the New Testament, book of Romans, there are those who live better than those with the law, or the scriptures.  I believe that it is possible for some of these people to practice the Golden Rule, or Kant's, don't do anything personally, that you would not want everyone to do!  A sobering thought, we tend to forgive ourselves of all kinds of little indiscretions, lies, and such, but, do we want everyone to stick their gum under the table?  Or spit on the sidewalk?  Think about it, or litter, what would the world, nation, state, town, or neighborhood look like, if everyone did what I did?

It Is Really This Simple . . . Love the Lord, Your God, And Love Your Fellow Men . . . United States Constitution, Preamble, To Me, is Just the Gospel in Law!  All Men are Created Equal, but They Don't All Have Equal Opportunities, Education, Access . . . Therein Lies the Differences!  It Is Our Duty to Try to Make The Best Attempt To See That All People Get a FAIR SHAKE in LIFE!  If We LOVE People, That Will Be Far Easier!

WE CAN DO THIS AMERICA, WORLD!

Evolve, Revolutionize, LOVE!

P.S., I had a hard time, not writing . . . I am the same author as the other 520 some odd, blogs, enjoy!

Sunday, June 7, 2015

IF IT'S TOO SPICEY--IT'S--JUST RIGHT! LOL! SNAKE CHARMERS? JAMES KENNEDY FIRST INTRODUCED ME TO THE PENTECOSTAL CHURCH, HIS MOTHER WAS A PENTECOSTAL MINISTER, 4 OF HIS BROTHERS, OUT OF 9 KIDS, ARE BIKERS (LOL)--IN MY IGNORANCE, I THOUGHT SNAKE CHARMERS, SPEAKING IN TONGUES, AND WHO KNOWS, WHAT ALL! WELL, TODAY, I FOUND OUT--COOL, ENERGIZED, GREAT MUSIC, AWESOME TEACHINGS, FRIENDLY CROWD, AND A POT LUCK DINNER, TO CELEBRATE THE PASTOR'S BIRTHDAY! JESUS IS THE GREATEST ATTORNEY IN THE WORLD--POWERFUL PRAYERS, PASSIONATE PRAISE . . . NO SWEETER NAME THAN THE NAME OF JESUS; NOTHING BUT YOUR BLOOD, JESUS! DON'T WORRY, NO MATTER HOW CRAZY THE WORLD GETS, WE WILL BE VICTORS, IN CHRIST--OUR JUDGE, ADVOCATE, COUNSELOR, AND MOST BEAUTIFUL OF ALL, HE PAYS THE PRICE OF OUR SINS, MAKING US, ELIGIBLE TO ENTER INTO THE CHURCH OF THE FIRST BORN! THE GOOD NEWS OF THE GOSPEL FOR THE 60% OF YOUR CHURCH SLACKERS, WHO OPTED OUT OF CHURCH TODAY . . . ACTUALLY, I DIG CHURCH, SO I WILL GIVE YOU THE SERMONS FROM TODAY, IN MY BLOG, I PROMISED NOT TO WRITE IN FOR A WEEK, BUT CHURCH WAS SO GOOD, I JUST COULDN'T REPORT IT TO THE MASSES, AND HAVE A CLEAR CONSCIOUS . . . I AM NOT ASHAMED AND I WILL SHOUT TO THE TOP OF MY LOUNGES, THAT EVERY KNEE SHALL BOW, AND EVERY TONGUE CONFESS, THAT JESUS IS THE CHRIST! REJOICE IN HIS BEAUTY, HIS MAJESTY, HIS MERCY, AND HIS GRACE!

I Hunger and Thirst After Righteousness!

The thing, I like best about Christ, and his grace, atonement, and mercy, is the fact, that I can be, simply myself, in all the complexities that brings, spanning the spectrum from a human secularist, politically, and constitutionally, to the most devoted Saint, on my very best days . . . even if I swear, I think Jesus and I would get along just fine!  SMILE!  It's the rest of you, I am not so sure about!  LOL!  This morning, the Life Tabernacle Church, came to pick up all the people from the Homeward Bound, heavenly significance to that also, we all have a heavenly home, as well as an earthly home, heavenly parents, as well as earthly parents, and a good group of us from the shelter, got on the bus, bright and early, on this beautiful Sabbath morning, and headed to a church, I was not sure which church we were going to, and didn't care! Hell, they were serving breakfast, and having a birthday party for the Pastor!  LOL!  No, I am a church goer, and generally go every Sunday, to the closest or most convenient church, regardless of the denomination . . . I have always been spiritually fed, up lifted, and got a wonderful message, to think about, during the week, always looking forward to getting a shot in the arm, that seems to last me, until I go the next week.

With James, being such a wild ass, I was a bit taken back, by the ladies in the kitchen, serving and cooking breakfast, and wondered, if they were somehow connected to the polygamist groups in Utah!  Just kidding, they were much more modern than that, but there were a lot of women with buns in their hair, and I wondered if that was a requirement to go to church?  Breakfast was great, yummy, and satisfying, with good cooks, in all denominations--I actually thought, that Mormons had a corner on the homemaking corner, and the to me almost lost art of cooking, but that is just me.  But there were many very contemporary dressed women also, and so I figured that it was kind of like, whatever you wanted to wear, or how ever you came, was acceptable.  Which is good, since I tend to be, a don't tell me what I can and can't wear to church, or I will just bring my clothes, and lay them on the pews, and I will skip out, if that is the conditions to get my sorry ass to church; I am kind of, come as you are, and suck in the beauty of Christ, his love, and the love of his disciples, regardless of what you look like!  And that seemed to be the case.

A Passion for Purity--Personal Perfection

So, I am sitting in waiting for the first meeting, and looking around at the church set up, and it reminded me of the inside of what Mormons call the chapel, and some denominations, call the sanctuary, but the band was playing, and practicing, and I just loved what they were singing, that song of the heart is true worship to me, and I dig all the new gospel songs, many, based on actual scriptures, are amazing, and tears are running down my face, even during practice, as they were today!  I don't know, why I bother to put on make-up . . . vanity, vanity, vanity!  LOL!  But the songs were amazing, lively . . . some beef cake guy, with back up singers, guitar, and I think keyboard, were rockin' the gospel, Christ, beauty, love, that Jesus is more fair that ten thousand, and more beautiful . . . and I would have to agree.  But, I loved the guy singing . . . he was passionate and powerful, putting his whole heart, soul, and love into this music.  Now the first meeting, was a very informal, Pentecostal Church, meeting, that kind of reminded me of Sunday School, with audience participation, and the Pastor, involving the people sitting in the seats.  

That may have been, that many are new Christians, or visiting the Church for the first time, but I loved the sermon, especially, because he used the analogy, that is in the New Testament, talking about Christ being our advocate with the father.  As an advocate, there has been many a time, that as I represented defendants in court, that scripture came to mind, and egged me on to amp things up, and do for my clients, what Jesus would do for me, had I been sitting in front of God, Him, or some heavenly judge, arguing my case, getting me the best deal he could, and then, on top of that, doing much more than I could do for my clients, pay the sentence, fines, for my sins, crimes, indiscretions, sins of commission and omission, doing whatever it took to get me off payment on my own!  And for that, I am eternally grateful, and think I was a better advocate for my clients, with Christ as my exemplar, in law!

Strict Up Brings . . . God, Knows Our Parents Tried!  LOL!

One, night, James and I were, sitting waiting for some pastor to show up at the Butte Rescue Mission, doing the several times a week sermons, which I enjoyed, as much for the messages, as I did, sitting by James, and having him, pull my chair closer to his, so we could share the scriptures, and sometimes, I didn't focus much on the lesson, and just enjoyed the sensation of being close to James!  LOL!  Sorry, were all wired that way, and that is exactly the way God intended, men and women to be, with a natural attraction for each other, and some, with a more hot attraction than, to others . . . that would be the case, at least on my side!  He will have to speak for himself.  But, that time several nights a week, was great, in addition to the message, that was always, always, always, something that I needed to hear.  But, while we were just killing time, one night, I asked James if he was raised in a religious home . . . he gave me, this, are you kidding me, and rolled his eyes . . . yeah, my mother was a Pentecostal minister!  Are you kidding me!  No.  LOL!  So, you were probably raised as strictly as I was, or worse, LOL!  James wasn't much of a conversationalist, but it cracked me up, just his facial expressions, and his reaction just to my question!

I told him, how my parents, who had first six kids in eight years, so a litter, would sit in church, my father, until he got into leadership positions, one one end of the pew, and hold his arm out behind our heads, and my mother would sit at the other end, and both would do damage control, and hit us on the back of our heads if we got too noisy!  LOL!  Me and my sisters, quickly learned, that church would go much more quickly, if we took turns, tickling each other's backs, rather than trying to talk with the hand cops, with their slapping machines behind our heads.  It was not much of a hit, more of a tap, to let us know that talking during church services, was not allowed.  My father used to make us girls, all line up before church, to see if our dresses touched the ground, and were not too far above our knees.  We could never watch TV on Sundays, but to my father's consternation, I took the religious thing to the extreme, and refused to work on Sunday, as a day of rest!  Jo, would you vacuum the floor . . . No, I do not work on Sundays!  That self imposed, strict attitude, applied to friends and later, boyfriends; I would refuse dates, visits, and made my trip to Mecca each Sunday, and hiked up to a river, or up in the hills, and would read my scriptures, pray, and set goals!

Snake Charmers!  James Led Me to Believe, That Yes, That Was Part of the Pentecostal Church--Like I Said, Not Much of a Conversationalist!

Many of you, who live in a religiously diverse community or state, can't relate to someone who was raised in a predominately Mormon state, with little exposure to other religions, if you ever even knew there were other religions and if there were, they were not the one true church; therefore, just avoid them at all costs, they will just lead you astray.  So, other than my own personal study, before moving to Montana, I had very little exposure to any other religion, at all, so excuse my ignorance . . . now, I just see everyone, as different rooms in the house of God, or all members of the community of God, believing in one true God, and all working to go, Homeward Bound, meeting our maker, dancing, singing, worshiping and rejoicing in his amazing grace, his love that finds no tomb he can't resurrect, and his open arms, coming him in whatever condition we are in . . . 

Remember the Parable of the Workers In the Lord's Vineyard . . . those Who Come to Jesus Christ, Get the Same Reward, Even in the Eleventh Hour, As Those Who Have Worked the Full Day!  We Are All Joint Heirs With Christ, Inheriting Everything the Father Gives To Christ . . . What an Awesome Deal.  You Just Don't Get A Better One.  The Apostle Paul, My Personal Favorite . . . Warned the Christians, Not to Be Persuaded By Those Who Would Introduce Legalism in the Church or Dogma . . . It is Belief in Jesus, His Name, That Saves . . . Not Liturgy, Ritual, Traditions! 

P.S., Thanks for the very fun, delicious, and enjoyable, Sunday, pot luck dinner . . . I met great people, found new friends, and might even rent a room for a while, from a very cool lady, my age, my persuasions, loves to dance, fun, talkative, and definitely a kindred spirit . . . we went to her house, and talked and talked, and when we parted, I even told her I loved her, and I mean it, fellow Saint, but a very fun one!  My type!  I can kind of see where James gets all his energy from, the Pastor was high energy and loved what he was preaching and teaching about, and you could tell he was alive in Christ, and on fire, which always makes things more fun.  And, remember, I told you, readers, that earlier, James, spontaneously jumped up, one night, and started dancing, to some cowboy song.  One of the things, I really dig about the church, is the passion, the energy . . . one lady, dressed formally, with red high heels, and a matching red hate, was dancing in the isles, teens were doing the boogie at the front of the congregation, and someone was shaking the tambourine, moving around here and there!  I love music, love dance, love to sing, and these guys were signing with gusto and crescendo . . . Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!  LOVED IT!  Thank YOU!

Carry on my wayward son, there'll be peace when you are done; lay your weary head to rest, don't you cry no more!  Kansas 

Saturday, June 6, 2015

OH MY DOG! WASH YOUR HANDS--GENIUS! BIG DOG WILL SAVE YOU MONEY! WICKED FAST! DEFIANCE--KILLJOYS! TURN: WASHINGTON SPIES. CRAZY HEALTHY--IMMUNE FROM VENOM! FAKE, FRIED, FROZEN . . . THOSE LITTLE GOVERNMENT DOUBLES, CIA ASSETS, WHAT A JOKE! KNOW YOUR HEART . . . HALT & CATCH FIRE! GIVE'N Y'ALL A CHANCE FOR ONE WEEK; YOU CAN USE MY BLOG, THE ONE I HAVE HAD TO FIGHT FOR OWNERSHIP SINCE THE 3RD WEEK WRITING, BACK IN, 2013 . . . IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT, TOLD THE NSA WAS SHIT . . . GET YOUR OWN AUDIENCE, TO WRITE WHATEVER YOU WANT, THE COURT WILL BE THE READERS . . . CAN'T U, WILL LIKELY BE THE JURY RESULTS! TREATMENT FOR A NASTY BUG! TIME AT THE POSTING AT BURGER KING, TURNED FROM 12:02 PACIFIC TIME, BACK TO 11:15 A.M., TO MOUNTAIN STANDARD TIME, AT TACO JOHNS! THIS HAS TO BE ON AUTO PILOT, TO BE THAT ACCURATE . . . I WENT THROUGH EVERY SEARCH ENGINE, AND ON AT LEAST ONE OF THE VERSIONS, PUBLISHED 3 TO 7 TIMES, TO BLOCK THEM FROM MAKING IT LOOK LIKE IT WAS POSTED IN, SANTA BARBARA, WHERE KAY IS LIVING, ALLEGEDLY, ACCORDING TO THE UTAH STATE BAR ASSOCIATIONS RECORDS! GOTCHA! SHE IS PROBABLY THE ONE PUTTING THE ADS ON TOO!

Walk Yourself Beautiful in Grand Funk Junction!

Man, I thought that Durango Community Shelter and the Manna Soup Kitchen, sitting atop a huge ass killer hill, had a built in exercise program . . . Grand Funk Junction, puts you guys to shame . . . the Homeward Bound Shelter, is about 30 blocks from the public library!  I guess we can say that GFJ is a bit larger than Durango!  I thought, I can walk that far, no problemo, we are out of the place by about 7:30 a.m. and don't return until 6:00 p.m., which I think is a good idea, because you get shelter and mission groupies, who bug the shit out of the staff, make me worried about my stuff I hid, so I didn't have to carry my life in my purse, one of the big pluses for me--my purse is deceiving, while looking like a normal purse, in it really the black hole!  I have my computer, office supplies like pens, business cards, cell phone, sometimes money, ear buds for my computer, my Walmart Money Card, whether it is reloaded with cash or not, 3 pair of underwear, three shirts, wearing 1 of each, socks, one on my feet, and two in my purse, make-up, lotion and perfume, a mending kit for my black zipper hoodie, with wholes in it . . . shows the wear and tare of the last year, constantly on either my back or around my waist, without a day, that I don't use it, either in the library, because walking there I got sweaty, and now in air conditioning, I am chilled, or a freak snow storm, or pounding rain, like happened, yesterday, in Grand Junction!  So, being able to unload some of that stuff is a nice relief.

One of the sad, discoveries made while at the Roaster's Cafe and Expresso, typing my blog, was that, low and behold, some of the government poisoning stooges, Mary and Bobby, showed up, on the payroll, to drop the jet black, evil ink of lies in the shelter!  I first met this alleged travelling hobo show couple, at the old Poverello, in Missoula, Montana, where Mary, a former women's prison guard in UTAH!, with a brother who molested her for 16 years until she married an abusive man to get out of the house, being raised in Butte, Montana, a prison warden in Billings, Montana!  I could tell she was a pain in the ass, and thinks she can literally throw her weight around, once a cop, always a cop, either fist fighting or pushing some other resident in the shelter, or writing them up like you would in a prison situation!  Mary counts on her younger brother, to get her out of sticky situations, now that she is retired, because she has so much shit on him, from years and years of sexual assaults and abuse!  And she thinks he is going to run for attorney general, ah, no, you have to be an attorney to do that . . . or governor, not as long as I am alive!  And I am sure that is one of the reasons, the cops keep bringing these butt fuckers on board!

You see, the CIA, FBI, Mo geniuses, have me covered from state to state, shelter to shelter, with goons who either have charges pending, or just need money, which is all of them, myself included, thanks to the geniuses, that under estimated me, being female, fat, or whatever, just like the male attorneys and judges, clients, whom I used to climb on, to claw and scratch myself to the top of the legal heap, just to be clawed back down, by professional jealousy, and jealous siblings, and bitchy, lame ass, average female attorneys, who would fuck the boys club to get just a chance and playing my lead role in this government drama! LOL!
Aside from Mary and Bobby, her silent, but deadly partner, dirty biker lookin' dude, who just flares his nostrils at you, and gives you those beady eyes of his, but, without much to back it up, but posturing and bad ass biker image . . . not surprising, since I ditched the planned sheriff and cop, raid at the Durango Shelter, by ditching out the alarmed doors, at 4:00 a.m., probably a short hour or two before I general get out of the place, with Zach on the payroll, and in on the planning of this special op, if not an agent himself, knowing damned well, I had made a shelter break!  LOL!  I am not in prison, and I am free, white and over the age of 21, therefore, more than able to relinquish my bed, and book it out of there at any damned hour I want, which I did, but that would have alerted the genius dumb asses, that they better get someone on the bus to track my ass, and say that I was the fake, fried and frozen chicks, the government hookers as Lady G would call them and me too, both of us divas and rock stars in our resprective rights!

I think the gals, who also live their own lives, doubling up on mine, the only one I have, and they are trying to bury me, make me go away, silence me, kill me, and if they can't do that, put me in some fucking federal detention center, without charges, hearings, and an end date, like when hell freezes over!  Grow the fuck up and get some real balls, for god sake!  This is entire bull shit . . . like I said, the more money Congress, states and cities, throw at the cops, the dumber, lazier, and more shoddy the police work.  Like, a, a DNA sample from me and my four kids, almost routine in any investigation, would not have revealed, what I want, but what they were afraid of . . . that yes the kids, you were told were cop kids, are actually MY kids, ah, yeah, like in Elliot Taylor Secrist, bass guitarist, aka Jimmy Hendricks, incarnate!

You know the one who was one of the brain children behind, God's Revolver, music and lyrics, the great western epic, that was originally stolen and marketed by the Mormon mafia, through their worldwide network of government agents, missionaries, and members!  Yeah, that Elliot, the Red Jesus . . . whom you have now, I believe, used your brainwashing techniques to take him from a very grateful, loving son, to a fucking NSA cop! or some other flavor of you assholes, creating him in your god-damned images, when he has my soul, my training, my goodness, and my values system, you would turn him into an FBI agent, Female Body Inspector!  FUCK YOU!  Stop fucking with MY family!

There Is No Crime, Torture, Punishment Great Enough, for What You Fuck Heads Have Done to My Family!  This is Not a Game . . . And I Am Not Rachel!

Let's me count the ways how, absolutely stupid, you god-damned fucks are . . . let's see, Rachel is either 5'11", roughly, with size 11 feet, huge ass, fake boobs, fake teeth--mine have a gap in them, platinum blonde hair, dark roots, longer hair, thinner, and dumb as a door knob, at least last time I spoke to her, which was I believe somewhere around the third debate with Mitt Romney and President Obama, when her son called him a Muslim, and Rachel called him the devil and evil . . . and they refused my offer, to sit down and watch the debate to see what President Obama was really like . . . Rachel said she gave up politics, when she went, allegedly, to one Sarah Palin rally, and then her and McCain lost, so that is it . . . I still wonder if Rachel, who looks very much and totally acts like Sarah Palin, with dyed hair and glasses, the two could be more than sisters!  LOL!  And either, you know about the switch, the fraud broads, or you are as dumb as a door knob too!  And you want over an $80 billion budget, when you can't do, what most eye witnesses could do with their bare eyes?  Really?  

While allegedly we look somewhat alike, we don't talk, think, act, do, anything alike!  She is the shopping queen, and you can't get me in a store, even at Christmas, because it bores the fucking shit out of me, always has, mindless . . . a Sara Lee truck with the words, "Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee . . . great, elect her to office, fuck her, have her do your Christmas shopping, but just don't make her ME FOR GOD SAKE . . . that embarrasses the hell out of ME!  I am a god damned great attorney, replace with the HEADLESS MOOSMAN, or Rachel . . . Kay and Shelley are bad enough, Sue makes me puke, and so do Kelly and Hope, Rebecca, yuck, I don't respect any of them, even Tiffany who bought into this game shit, to get money, makes me want to vomit, the one sister I had hope for . . . 

NSA Must Have Just Rolled Out of Bed With Their Whores . . . I Am Getting Interference!  Had I Been Left Alone, I Might Have Been President!

You know what, anyone, put under the pressure that I have been under for the last, at least 15 years, having to fight, scream and battle to even breath, let alone, get credit for what I have done, for the kids, I raised, for the trophies I have won, for the cases, the legislation, the blogs, and what not, and just been allowed to climb the natural progression of some one with my background, experience, education, family, credentials, and yes, fucking, good looks, even now, but back before I was targeted, poisoned, trashed, locked up, beat up, without as much as a damned parking ticket . . . Kay got the ones in front of the Office of the Administration of the Courts, back when the alleged, geniuses, her and Brett, had my Toyota Yaris, white, repoed, at Brock's establishment, not at my house where I told Stephen Miller, to pick it up, because it was literally a piece of shit lemon car, just like the sour grapes, Kay, and fits her, and probably worked great, when she got it and was pretending to be me, ah, with brown eyes . . . I think her hair had been dyed!  

You are so stupid, intelligence community, either part of the solution or the problem, because you play with wigs, contacts for eyes, and shit like that disguises all the fucking time and you can't again, figure out the difference between me and Kay?  Equally as easy to any half wit, she is fucking 5'4", and that should about do it . . . easy to the untrained eye, let alone, the alleged trained . . . fire JoAnn S. Secrist, aka Kay and hire the real JoAnn S. Secrist, J.D., extraodinaire!  Do something to fix this . . . Female Body Inspectors or FBI!  Your image has gone down, far worse than MINE . . . hell, mine will take a mere few months to fix, yours a lifetime!

At this rate, your witnesses, your credibility, your veracity as being somewhat believable, are about as much so as Office David McIntyre, who when I had him under cross examination, in a preliminary hearing, in front of Judge John Walton, for and on behalf of Travis Braun, bought, purchased and sold out, in the Cedar City, 5th District Court, interrogated him about the raid on Travis's townhouse in the Meadows, I think it was called, but Haylee Cheek, lived just around the corner from him, and she and Shane, my other, of the three Plaintiffs in my $56.7 million civil rights suit against Iron County's world, and part of the mafia, Mo's that is, driving this assault on me . . . but, I grilled Mc, at the time, or maybe he had been demoted by that time, after we caught him, on recorder, breaking in Shane's house with Fritz and Wade Lee . . . wow, I know a lot about these cases for not having surveillance, access to the court documents, etc., but . . . I grilled the former narcotics task force leader, for a fucking 78 minutes, on the witness stand, having not even reviewed, Travis's files for a year at least, if not more, because I fucking did it all myself, no partner, no assistant, no secretary . . . I know these cases, Brock's included, like the back of my hand!  

But, at one point, after remembering the Officer's sworn statement, and at the time, when Iron County cops ruled the roost, in the county, I asked, McIntyre, how many cops, SWAT, narcs, fire fighters, etc., invaded my clients, house the day, they used their new toys, flash bangs, to blow all the glass windows and doors out of his new townhouse, that his brother built, and now he was managing for his brother, with allegetations that the heat lamps that were being used by Travis to grow, edible plants for his other brother's landscaping company, were allegedly, marijuana plants!  The Mc, attacked by, me, said, like a smart ass, but one who was about on the verge of tears . . . said, somewhere between 2 to 50!  I said, in open court on the record, if your testimony here, and your oath and affirmation, in your report, is as accurate as your, not close at all, estimate, of between, 2 and 50, then, your honor, we can discount his testimony and this case should be dismissed.  Judge Walton, turned to the Mack and said, Officer, your testimony is borderline perjury.  I piped up in court, and said, for the record, Your Honor . . . I would not call him that today, . . . but, I said, he is bold faced lying!  John Walton, who shouldn't even be an attorney today, said, Ms. Secrist, that is not helping!  I like to call a spade a, spade . . . he was bragging in his report, that he had 50 officers in on the raid, coordinated, orchestrated, and obviated by him!

It is funny, that the only evidence left on my record, are the bad things, but this is not even a bad thing, for that fucking lying piece of shit officer, who used his position to intimidate and get revenge on Travis, before I met him, for doing his own, civil rights suit, against the officers, all six of them, who tasered him, while he was having an epileptic fit, on the grown, and beating the hell out of him, calling him a piece of shit, after he had been pulled over for a routine traffic stop and field sobriety tests, 5 of which he had already passed, asking the officers to turn off the lights to the three squad cars, then passing out, with 3 other officers, coming to join in, one turning to the other cops and his own dash camera and telling them to make sure their cop cameras are turned off, before they moved him from the streets over to the side of the road, and proceeded to kick the shit out of Travis, who was gasping for air!  

Ferguson, Baltimore, move on over, Cedar City's finest are coming on board!  Oh, I started to say, check the bar complaint that Officer David McIntyre filed against me after I grilled him for the 78 minutes, that he got a recording of and sent to the bar, for me battering him while he was on the witness stand!  LOL!  I believe my friends at the bar, just laughed, and thought, she is doing her job, maybe a bit more aggressively, that most of her female counterparts, but, she is doing her job, none the less . . . I think my house had been taken by that time, truck's engine, transmission and oil filter, plus the front end of my truck's suspension and nuts, screws and bolts, sabotaged by Iron County cops, of all shapes, sizes and colors!  I don't think the bitch squad would claim that one, they are fucking all the cops!  LOL!  I would rather kick their asses than suck their dirty dicks!

Girls, Girls, Girls . . . You Can Get the Image Boys to Help You If You Want . . . But, I Am Going to Turn Over My Precious Blog, With a Billion Readers To Your Sorry Ass Poor Writers Hands . . . For One Week, You Can Write, Present Yourselves as ME, Your Dream Come True!

When it comes to the work side of being me, not the fame, not the adoration, not the camera shoots, not the accolades, and the stump, dumb speeches, where you can, possibly, pull off being me, but right here, on the Internet, in the blog, you have had access to from the third week, you get it, totally, I will not, and I promise . . . and for me that is binding, will not touch it for a week, which will kill me, because I have a ton to say, and love to write . . . but, I want the readers, who might have met one of these bitches, masqarading as me, and want you to know your heart, in your heart, who is an is not JoAnn S. Secrist, not the FBI, female body inspectors versions of me!  

Have at it team, hey, you even have a published writer on your staff, Kay, who has had all pictures, books, as far as I could find, in doing my evidence check on the fucking cunt . . . I think they have cut all her boring ass writing about, anti-Mormon shit, while she is in the documentary, aired in the UK on, March 27, 2012, after stealing my case, and having the Mo's, non-judge, Waddoups, Clark that would be, terminate my case, double docket it, and have you forge my name, on the $357 million lawsuit, that I created, that just happened to get nationwide recognition, unlike any case, you can point to you fucking dumb ass fake attorney, I saw you in court with Greg Erickson, 15 years my senior, your ass was fired and I had to fill in and stay up all night writing a brief on a motion, that I fucking won, without being either a trial attorney, at the time, nor having done much with civil cases, and covered the sorry, ambulance chasing, lack of ass, you are!  LOL!

I was better than Kay our of the shoot, of my typo, and Intel Man, God, said it was Shelley, who forged, not Kay, both one in the same, operating as must extensions of me . . . put all the bitches abHave out 6 or 7, and they can't do ME!  LOL!  Chris, my oldest son, who was beaten to hell, financially and legally, not to mention his heart, and love for his step-son, Donny, might have also been inducted, they break'em, then make'em . . . all my kids are worthy of old school, FBI or CIA recruits, and would act like old school, not some fucking body inspectors, and the winner, gets to be the attorney!  Woman are like Mitt's, binder full of women, when asked for suggestions on whom or what women he might appoint to his cabinet if I can remember correctly, but an asinine answer, for sure, but, for the culture he was raised in, RIGHT, SPOT ON! But, Chris said, mom, stop worrying, all they would need to do is to put you in a debate with these women, he is too nice to say bitch, or was, and they would know the difference between you and them . . . problem is, they would never, never, never, ever, ever, ever, do that, because they know I would eat them alive, thrash, trash, and beat them into a bloody pulp, of course figuratively speaking!  LOL!

I Am Going to "Halt and Catch Fire"

I Never Give My Blog, More Than 24 Hours For Readers To Catch Up!

In Your Heart of Hearts, You Will Know the Writer of This blog, I the One on Vacation . . . And, Staying at the Homeward Bound Shelter, in Grand Funk Junction, Colorado!

P.S., if there still is a decent member of the local FBI, who is into verifying statements and checking the facts, before siding with the most beautiful body as attorney, lol, what a joke, but Randy Silinner . . . sorry can't read his writing, is staying at the Rescue Mission on 6th Street, and for the NSA, who might just want to use their section 215 tools, to actually prove, what I am saying, rather than the Mormon Mafia's cover story, you can check the owner of the cell phone, belonging to 970.317.3169, to verify, who this dip shit is . . . could be one of yours.  He kept saying he had been a preacher for 20 to 30 years, and was making a million a day, just like me, on his TV preaching . . . probably being paid to look crazy and trying to hang out with me, thank God, they only took men, and I was able to ditch this asshole, who was trying to pick up on me . . . I can verify the numbers, I doubt he can, or at least I can, until the NSA part of the MO Mafia, reads my numbers on a new pop up site . . . too much of a good thing, spills over, somewhere else on the Internet!  LOL!  But, lwt the truth be known, the numbers are astronomical and were back just months after I was writing, that is why the NSA helped monitor and steal my writing, from, none other but the WRITER!

P.S., #2, MYHABIT shopping ads are on badass con law chick blog . . . which I never authorized, see the Mo Mafia, is trying to make it look, like the one writing this blog is a shopper!  LOL!  When oldest, daughter, Greta, started junior high, back when I lived in Provo, Utah, married to Richard C. Secrist, check my credit cards, before I was divorced and got my own, while up near campus more . . . but rather than going shopping with my daughter, I gave her the credit cards, and dropped her off at the mall, and she brought back about $400 worth of clothes, which I promptly made her take back, and she admitted that she almost lost the credit cards, bad idea, but that is how bad this JoAnn S. Secrist, a serious woman, an, while not an attorney at the time, back in about 1988, or there about, I thought shopping was for dim wits, and I still do.  And after I took the Utah State Bar, it was over the same day as my 20 year reunion for Bountiful High, even Kay, and Bart, her high school, flame and my boyfriend, in law school, tried to get me to go to the reunion, but I opted to take Elliot, who had to be patient while I was studying and taking the bar, so this was a reward for being so good, as he always was . . . not sure after the propoganda and brainwashing of the family, to his child, who used to bring me Mother's Days, on how grateful he was, and that no one, had a mother as cool, who would drive him and his band all over, and sit in the car, while the youngsters, went to some back yard concert, somewhere in UTAH!

But, when Elliot and I got to Bellevue, where, my old, sister, I used to like and be close to lived, with her then husband, Chris Hickey and her 4 kids, not my four, even though, she has two girls and two boys, I have two girls and then two boys, she had every other one, girl, boy, girl, boy!  And her kids ages are about 10 years behind mine . . . I had 4 kids by the time I was 28 years old, Rachel started her family at about 28 years old, and I am 7 years older.  But when I came after taking the bar in 1993, with Elliot in tow, he was about 10 years old, Rachel said, I know what to do when the other sisters come visit, take them shopping to Pike's Market, or there was some little boutique type place, nearer to her . . . we did take the kids to Pike's Market, because they had fish throwing and stuff that both me and Elliot would like . . . but she said, I don't know what to do when YOU come . . . I said, just sit and talk to me!  We used to have fun, gossiping about all the sisters.  Not any more!  VERY SAD!  I didn't do this . . . they did!  I would not have trashed them, like this . . . but, they just would not leave me alone, top the theft, until they were too deep into stealing Elliot's music and my resume and ID for Shelley, then it came down to a choice between sisters, as if they had the option of giving me away!  Like due to them poisoning me, my life was up for grabs?  Hell, NO!

Have A Blessed and Holy Sunday, Get A Day of Rest!  Jesus, Jesus, All My Hope Is In YOU!

I have fucking ads on all my top hit sites, versions, bad ass con law chick, badass con law chick, bad as con law chick, bad con law chick . . . this is total bull fucking shit, and I want all search engines to take the fucking shit off, and if the NSA, FBI, CIA, over financial crimes, you will charge, arrest, hear, and prosecute these fuckers, this is not their fucking god-damn blog . . . I have the proof, right on the off shoots of this blog root, and I will sue if you don't go after them criminally, as you should!  Stop defending criminals!  THIS IS YOUR FUCKING JOB!

Friday, June 5, 2015

HOME OF THE BLUE BALLS SUB, ROASTERS CAFE, GRAND JUNCTION, COLORADO; IS THE SKINNED BUNNY STILL ALIVE? . . . DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE! HEAT ON MY ASS IN DURANGO, DOUBLE ROLLED INTO TOWN, SO COPS SETTING TRAPS FOR MY ASS, THE REAL CHICK! WHAT'S NEW? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING . . . THEY NEVER GET ME! LOL! I CAN ALWAYS TELL WHEN THE LOW DOWNS, GOING DOWN . . . COPS PARKING DOWN THE STREET FROM MCD'S, CREEPING BEHIND THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, BY THE RIVER FRONT WALK, GOING UP ADJACENT HILLS, PARALLEL WITH MY WALKS, LIGHTS OFF AND ON ALL NIGHT, ODD, SO I BOOKED IT OUT OF TOWN, STARTING AT 4:00 A.M., AND HIT THE DUSTY TRIALS BACK TO GRAND FUNK JUNCTION! LOL! THE DRIVE ALONE IS WORTH IT, AMAZING, GORGEOUS, LUSH, INCREDIBLE, AND OFF THE CHARTS BEAUTIFUL! THE SAN JUAN MOUNTAINS, TELLURIDE SKI RESORT, COWBOY PRAYER PICNIC IN RIDGEWAY, JUST ONE HELL OF DRIVE FROM DURANGO TO GRAND JUNCTION! I WAS SHOCKED TO FIND THAT THE UNITED STATES LISTS 4TH FOR VISITORS, AND FRANCE IS NUMBER ONE? WHY? IT IS OBVIOUS, THE WORLD DOESN'T KNOW WHAT NATURAL BEAUTIES AWAIT THEM IN AMERICA . . . ADC, ANOTHER DAMNED CASTLE! EUROPE? ONE OF MY WORLD TRAVELLING FRIENDS, WHEN ASKED WHERE HIS FAVORITE PLACE ON EARTH WAS, AND HE SAID, FISH LAKE, UTAH! I PARK MY RV, BUILD ME A FIRE, CATCH ME SOME FISH, AND BBQ THE CATCH! I AM RIGHT THERE WITH YOU, DUDE . . . GIVE ME THE GREAT OUTDOORS, STARRY, STARRY NIGHTS, THE PINE TREES, A FRESH STREAM, AND THE ADDED EDGE OF A BEAR OR MOUNTAIN LION VISIT TO CAMP! I LOVE IT RAW! NOT MY BEAR MEAT, BUT NATURE! OPEN SPACES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MINDS! COME ON OVER TO THE U.S. OF A.! WE DIG COMPANY!

If Blue Ball Subs Don't Work for Your Palate, Try the Testicle Festival, Missoula, Montana . . . Forget Those Minuscule French Portions of Food . . . Come To Meat and Potato Land!  Get Your Gut and Gullet Filled in the Wild, Wild West!  Take a River Trip Too!  FUN!

So, again, how in the hell did I end up back in Grand Junction?  How do you think?  If you have read much of this blog, you will know, that first and foremost, the local cops, in any town, the sheriffs in any county, and the highway patrol cops, too, don't want me parking my bad con law chick ass in their town, when they are all Patriot Act boyz, partial to arresting your ass without charges, booking you, without giving you a phone call, refusing to get you to the arraignment on time . . . thought I was going to say, to the church on time--no that is for a wedding, this is for jailing and nailing me, without due process or equal protection under the U.S. Constitution, just because I am the nice little, constitutional law attorney that I am . . . a public trial?  What is that under the Patriot Act, I will get an indictment, by Judge Alone, forget representation, even if you chose to do is yourself, and a public trial, hell no, the public, still believes in the Constitution and don't know what the hell the Patriot Act is or their tactics, and that jury trial of your peers, forget that shit, they may acquit you and find that we are about a billion times more guilty, worthy of the death penalty, and you, being worthy of a billion dollar settlement!  We simple, cannot have any of that!  PERIOD!

The Patriot Act babies, raised on shit, not raised right, working in a work environment with no grounding in reality, in law, or in the Constitution, are used to having their way with people, like me, who think they can actually kick the cops in the ass for violating people's civil rights!  Imagine them being held to a standard of excellence, they have not seen for 15 fucking years!  That is how I got in Grand Junction, in Durango, in Butte, in Missoula, in Helena, in Vegas, in Kalispell, and all the other places I go for protection, even if it is only momentary, for a few days of rest, or maybe a week, and at a long shot, maybe for a month . . . three years of this, bull shit, unconstitutional, unlawful, illegal and criminal acts, from the Patriot Act boys and girls. 

I was in Telluride or just outside of the ski resort, this morning, and picked up a travel magazine, and the first article I paid any attention to started with the name, some will recognize, but I look it as symbolic, as I do everything, as those readers, who follow this blog know . . . and it started with Dizzy Gillespie.  Now to most of you, that will have no meaning, doesn't connect any dots, or give you any insights as to what happened when I left Durango, this morning.  Okay, here is how my mind works . . . if any of you were following the news, last year at about this time, from that thriving metropolis of Bunkerville, Nevada, when the BLM, a government agency, the Bureau of Land Management, under the Department of Interior, was going to remove Cliven Bundy, a local rancher, who had not paid his grazing lease for some 800 head of cattle for about 20 years, so the BLM, were going to round up his cattle, take them to Utah and sell them on the cattle auction.  Clive Bundy, his supporters, who are members of the posse comotatis, an old fashioned term, dating back to the Civil War, with connections to the county sheriff, being the number one law enforcement entity in the area, with Bundy and boys/girls, recognizing the sheriff and his authority, only, and the sheriff in Clark County, Nevada, home of Senator Harry Reid, former Senate President, is Sheriff Jim Gillespie!

I would say, that, from my Intel Man, God, that me leaving town, unexpectedly, at his instructions, with me waking to the abnormal lights, that seemed to be a signal of some sort, from staff to the cops, who had been creeping around the streets near . . . song on . . . so glad you made it, give me, give me some lovin' . . ., hanging at the shelter, with a guy from the shelter, talking to me on the bus, and saying, I was wondering why the cops were hanging out, everyday, lately . . . he had been their a month, and noticed a drastic change, and I told him that I had been there at the shelter for about 10 days, and he said, so it was YOU, I was worried that it might be for me, but I had been their for a while!  LOL!  I hope the fucking town and county cops shops, are left with their heads spinning!  They got another shot at me, and failed!  LOL!  You see, I was given a bed, until June 6, tomorrow, and these fuckin' chicken shits, that know, if given my rights, they will get their fuckin' sorry asses fried by a real jury, so their goal is to give me a sucker punch!  Take me out while I am not looking!  Big bad boys as they are . . . LOL!  Then, take me out, and either kill me, or lock me up in a federal detention center, for terrorists and treat me, not like a citizen, on of WE THE PEOPLE, but like a rag head, and that is not to fuck with legitimate foreigners, but to show the obsurdity of these fuckers actions, making no distinctions between me and them!  Good God!  Please God, burn their sorry asses, in HELL!  Like the Apostle Paul, who was a Roman citizen, when the Roman guards wanted to kill him, like they would non-citizens, he demanded his rights as a Roman, and they had to give it to him!

But these cops, not reared right, are probably part of the Mormon paid mafia, using their badges, guns and cars or SUV's for Mormon shit, not city or county shit, doing their jobs, for what they are getting paid to do by the tax payers in Durango . . . but, hell, don't I know, that the most prominent building as you come over the mountain from the Fort Lewis College is a Mormon stake house, that sticks out, like a sore thumb, stuck up someone's ass!  I noticed a Mormon Church the second I pulled into Grand Junction!  However, in sign and symbol, as you drive up by the Durango Cowboy Church, there is a purple sign that says, Junction, which is a compliment to you, Grand Junction . . . not a red town or a blue town, but a purple town, and for several days, I wondered if I should be going to Grand Junction and getting the hell out of Durango, that I do love and enjoy . . . time to learn more about Grand Junction, bad taste from bunny bitch client and her asshole boyfriend, Hope and Paige!  Hopefully, they took off last time I came to town and trashed their asses and sent them scurrying down the rabbit hole where they both belong!  They should be charged with theft of services, plus $20,000 that was stolen from me, by the Mo judge--not worthy of the title--giving my shit to the fuckin', lying Jewish attorneys--Hope's Jewish husband, was told to come to Utah, that the Mormons would protect him, and they did--Mo's are adopted into the 12 Tribes of Israel--charging $850 per hour . . . and I tried to help you?  Really?  Fuck you bitch!

Dizzy and the Boyz, Mo Boyz, Must Have Not Liked My Story of Daisy Duke Outrunning the FBI, Driving Iron County Sheriff's SUVs!  LOL!

Cops need to stop this, Unified Police Force, under the Patriot Act, trying to operate, like on entity, rather than the balance of power, that was intended under the United States Constitution.  If you all rise together, you may all fall together too!  From what I can gather, from the general population, the trends, from the clergy to the college students, we are all fucking sick or you shooting, looting, and denying people their, lives, liberty and property . . . the very things that you are suppose to be protecting the citizens from losing!  The Patriot Act, has, in fact, created, monsters, of greed, avarice, gluttony, pride, arrogance, and murderous liaisons . . . exactly, what the founding fathers, were declaring independence from in England.  I heard a preacher from a community council in Cleveland, Ohio, where there was a chase by cops, after a husband and wife couple, who fled, probably a warrant or something led them to leave, and by the end, their end, with about 22 bullets each in them, and 63 cops chasing them, unloading 168 rounds of ammo, into their 1960 something car, before they stopped, and realized that the cops were just shooting at each other, and the couple was completely unarmed, and the cross fire, was not the couple, but cops, shooting back and forth!  All were acquitted . . . but he said, that after a peaceful march of the community and clergy, that people are trying to come up with ways to re-knit police officers back into being part of the community!  What a sad statement, when so many people used to like cops . . . I don't know of many who do anymore!  I sure as hell don't!

What is Most Sad . . . Is the FBI, Has Gone from Being Respected as One of the Best Law Enforcement Entities in the World, and Now the Culture in the FBI, is More Akin to Female Body Investigation!

I wish I had been the one to come up with that replacement acronym!  But I was not, I saw it on a show, that was about the FBI . . . a truly regrettable commentary on the state, of, not only the FBI, but the CIA, as seen in the recent, dismissal, firing or stepping down of General Petraeus, or General Betrayus . . . now he is being charged with espionage, because he mistress, alleged biographer, was given access to his emails, that contained confidential information!  I think he got some token fine, and that is it . . . and we want to hang Hillary, at least her partner, was a former President!  My personal opinion, on section 215 of the Patriot Act, which to me, has made these agencies, lazy, sloppy, and shoddy, having metadata surveillance or cyber cops, in the NSA, probably with the same philosophy and goal, easy jobs, with high pay offs, through asset forfeiture, wow, now even FBI secret spy planes, so we can steal more and more assets of people who know it will take as much money, time, and energy to pay an attorney, go to court, and fight to get their property back . . . even as an attorney who got tons of shit stolen . . . pay back from 17 years earlier killing cop and prosecutor's legislation, which then spread to 27 states, reform measures to take the incentive out of police work . . . THEY ARE BACK, now somehow, the noble FBI cleanses the thefts of property, without due process, so the local and state cops feel vindicated still taking 80% of the looting and plunder!

I am serious, if Americans don't start screaming about this, you may be next . . . greed doesn't dissipate, gluttony starts to come in!  Under the Patriot Act, you are not still dealing with the old police, FBI, CIA, who were actually noble, had integrity and did great and amazing police work, and provided constitutional protections, due process and equal protection . . . those days are long gone!  They now, have become the culture of don't ask, don't tell, wink, wink, nod, nod, doing during working hours and on tax payers' dime, Female Body Investigation . . . ask me, they are fighting for a pair of fake boobs, to take my place!  LOL!  I don't think she would trash your asses like I would and that fits your lame ass, idea of what a good little woman should do, shut the hell up, spread your legs, and let us have our way with you, we don't want to know what you think, unless you tell us, what big strong, handsome, bad ass, hero cops you are . . . barf!  Now wonder they can't deal with me!

Salt Lake City, Utah . . . Salt Lake City, India!

I thought this was so ironic, that there is a Salt Lake City, India . . . part of the Mormon/Muslim take over of the world, polygamy . . . as the recruiting factor!  Actually, this came to my attention, on the Rachel Maddow Show, MSNBC, talking about a provider for the lethal injections, medication, or whatever, sirum, used to kill people when they are on death row.  There was some guy in Salt Lake City, India, that was manufacturing this stuff, and was willing to provide it to Nebraska, I think, but the FDC, or the Food and Drug Commission, or it may have been the DEA, the Drug Enforcement Agency, who said, that is was not legal, and therefore, Nebraska, could not get their stash from Chris in India.  But, I did find it ironic, that about three or four years after the DEA, stopped them from importing this lethal drug, that the state of Nebraska was contacted by Chris again, and he said that two other states were getting their medication or lethal injection stuff from him and would they be interested again?  I found that symbolically, very interesting, two Salt Lake City's, one the headquarters of a church that has polygamy as a doctrine, if not in actual practice, but in their current scriptural doctrine and teachings, for later, in the hereafter, and India, with men being able to marry 4 wives . . . there are a lot of similarities between the two religions, both have prophets, polygamy, would either literally or figuratively strap bombs to themselves . . . etc.  Both with goals to convert the world to their way of thinking . . . blending?

When I had my horrible broken leg, with five bones, and shattered ankles, on my left leg, I was down town, one time and some, guy from India picked me up and said he would give me a ride or make sure I got home. Which I much appreciated, that was, until he told me he wanted me for one of his wives! WHAT!  He was getting a Ph.D. from Utah State University, and thought that I, being an attorney, would be a nice addition to his family, and his daughters would benefit greatly from being taught by me, learning English better!  WHAT? I said, and at the time, was more active, while hating polygamy all my life, I belong to a church that doesn't believe in polygamy, in fact, the state of Utah, did at that time, that was handled and taken care of unconstitutionally by the brethren, made it a condition for statehood, that the Mormon Church, make polygamy forbidden forever!  He said, that is why I became a MORMON!  WHAT THE FUCK!  I have met other men, since that time, who actually, did come into the Mormon Church, for polygamy . . . the good ones didn't practice it, because their wives rejected the doctrine, as they rightly should have!  It is illegal!

Mormons, Muslims and Montana!

It amazes me, that when Mormons get involved, how fucked up the law gets, the Constitution is null and void, and there is this consorted effort to circumvent the Constitution, that finds polygamy, to be one of the twin relics of barbarism, slavery and polygamy make up the twosome of barbaric and archaic traditions, yet we find, more and more connections being made between the two . . . I think, I am seen in the slave class . . . my masters, family, faith and state, who hate me, have determined that everything I make, money-wise, belongs to them, and my son, is an indentured servant also, because I killed cop and prosecutor legislation, stopped the theft of doctors' property and later, defended financial planners money and property, from confiscation by the state and federal government!  And now, after Montana got, Mormonized or Utahized, now, what was considered unconstitutional, the water compact, is all of the sudden, A OK!  What changed . . . the dark money funneled to the Indians?  A personal vendetta against me, with the Republican run or controlled legislature, believing that Sue, or Shelley or Rachel, the Mo versions of me, was actually in favor of the new revised water compact . . . a spade is a spade, is a spade . . . treaties are unconstitutional for states to make with the Indian Nation!  That is the jurisdiction of the federal government!  

What the fuck is going on . . . is all rational thought, all constitutional acts, all federal, state law changing to a MO versions, a Muslim version, a theocracy, rather than the secular society that was formed to make a MORE PERFECT UNION?  Do you agree with the Silencing of JoAnn S. Secrist, J.D.?  You better be careful, because, it is like a slippery slope, pretty soon, ALL WOMEN WILL BE SILENCED!

All Rational Thinking Individuals, If I Am Right, Better Be Hoping and Praying to God for a Female President . . . this Bull Shit it taking root, and growing!  The Utah attorney general, allegedly under corruption indictment, as he was charged, but he is a boy scout, so, we haven't heard anything about him or his hand picked man, who is also under indictment . . . campaigned on controlling polygamy, and all he did was facilitate it!  And then he said he couldn't prosecute polygamy, because now there are Muslims living in Utah . . . Our Country, Our Laws!  Ditch 3 of your Wives!  Can't have them here!

P.S., Let's stick with old fashioned blue balls and testicle festivals . . . all done in fun, but polygamy, silencing women!  They call it the slippery slope in law, if you allow this, then where does it stop?  Blocking my blog, from the billion hits, taking the money, deciding how many people, get to hear my first amendment rights, is just as much a violation of my and your first amendment rights, and blocking my speech in general . . . America is a FREE SPEECH Zone, go to fucking INDIA, you fucking MO's