SURF SHOP WAVE HOUNDS. YAKIMA. SKYBOX. WICKED LOOKS. MAKE IT HAPPEN. REDEFINE SUMMER. C34. AS LONG AS YOU ARE STILL LOOKING, I AM COMING STRAIGHT ONTO TO YOU! SWINK. PERFECTING SCOOTER TRICKS. AUTOMATIC CARD SHUFFLER. PHOTO FRAME. ISAAC APTAKER. JUNIOR LEGAL PAD. LEOPARD SPOTS. THE WISDOM OF THE CROWD. GRAVITY CAN BE A DRAG. LET IT BE. AIRBAG. DENALI. I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME OUT! TAKE ME OUT! SHINE! YOU DON'T KNOW SQUATCH ABOUT SHORELINE. SURPRISE BY SHORELINE? SMILE. SEATTLE PRO PAINTING. FAMILYWORKS. SHINE LIKE A STAR--YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. EVERY SEAL SHOULD HAVE TWO FAMILIES. SARAH CLIFTON. UPCODING. NOW FOR THE NEWS. KEEP IT LOCAL FIRST. BEDLUM COFFEE SHOP, REVERSED THE GAME ON THE ALT-RIGHT 3% RELIGIOUS FACTOR, THROWING A GROUP OF BIBLE THUMPING, LAW BREAKING, ANTI-ABORTIONISTS OUT OF THE COFFEE SHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCREAM. THE LAW IS THE LAW, IS THE LAW . . . KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! FUCKERS, THINK THEY CAN REFUSE SERVICE TO GAYS, NOT MAKE WEDDING CAKES, OR TAKE PHOTOS, THAT DOOR CAN SWING BOTH WAYS, ASSHOLES! THE 86ERS, WERE CRYING FREEDOM OF RELIGION! THESE COULD HAVE BEEN ATHEISTS, AND JACKED YOUR FUCKING ASSES, FOR NO FOLLOWING THE SECULAR LAW OF THE LAND! YOU OUGHT TO BE ARRESTED, FOR PROMOTING, UNLAWFUL, SPEW AND UNCONSTITUTIONAL DOCTRINE! HEY, COFFEE DRINKERS, PATRONIZE THE BEDLUM COFFEE SHOP, FOR DOING THE RIGHT THING. I AM GUESSING THAT THEY WERE AS OBNOXIOUS OFF CAMERA AND IN THE SHOP, AS THEY WERE ON! GET SOME DIET COKE AND I WILL HANG OUT THERE! YOU GET IT! NOW, TRUMPKINS ARE YOU GETTING IT? THAT IS NOT RELIGIOUS FREEDOM, IT IS FUCKING LAWLESSNESS! THE COFFEE OWNER, WAS DEFENDING, WOMEN'S REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS! LAW ENFORCEMENT 101: UNITED STATES CITIZENS HAVE CONSTITUTIONAL INALIENABLE RIGHTS. WE CREATED THE GOVERNMENT TO PROTECT THOSE RIGHTS, NOT DEFILE THEM! REPUBLICANS. FUCK? NUTSHELLS. GOOD ON YOU! THE FOURTH BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT, WE THE PEOPLE ARE GETTING IT. THE WISDOM OF THE CROWD. NW SEATTLE POLICE DEPARTMENT, AS PART OF THE CITY AND CITIZENS, POLICE ACCOUNTABILTY, GOT THEIR BODY CAMERAS. THIS IS A PLUS FOR COPS AND THE CITIZENS, WITH CITIES, COMING IN WITH EARLY REPORTS OF AN 80% DROP IN COMPLAINTS AGAINST COPS! NONE OF US PICK OUR NOSE, WHEN, WE ARE IN FRONT OF A SECURITY CAMERA, OR KNOW WE ARE ON CANDID CAMERA! LOL. THAT IS MUCH EASIER THAN, THE IRON CAST, 1983 CIVIL RIGHTS SUIT, COPS GOT FROM ME! SURVEILLANCE CAN SAVE YOUR SORRY ASSES, OR IT CAN SAVE THE PUBLIC FROM POLICE AGRESSION OR EXCESSIVE FORCE. YOU WILL SLEEP BETTER AT NIGHT. DO THE RIGHT THING, ALL THE TIME! KISSES. BUT STOP SENDING THE TRANSIT COPS AFTER ME! ONCE DONE WITH WORKING OUT, IN BELLEVUE AT THE LA FITNESS, I GOT A GUT FEELING THAT I SHOULD, GO THE BACK ROUTE OUT OF THE JOINT, AND FIND A BUS STOP, THAT SEEMED TO BE CLOSER, TO ME, THAN THE TRANSIT CENTER. SECONDS AFTER I GOT ON THE BUS, 550 TO SEATTLE, ALL THE SUDDEN THE COPS SIRENS ARE GOING OFF, MOTORCYCLE COPS, DECENDED ON THE EXACT SPOT I HAD BEEN WAITING FOR, ABOUT 10 MINUTES FOR THE NEXT BUS, HAVING MISSED THE FIRST ONE, BY SECONDS. QUICK CAB TOOK ME OFF AND AWAY, UNTIL I GOT IN THE TRANSIT TUNNEL DOWNTOWN. I NOTICED, A PARTICULARLY TALL, FLORESCENT WEARING TRANSIT COP, STANDING RIGHT AGAINST THE WALL, WERE I WOULD GENERALLY PASS, TO GET ON 3RD & PINE, TO CATCH THE 5 RT. SHORELINE TO GREENWOOD. SURE ENOUGH, AS THE BUS NEARED THE #2 STOPPING POST, THE GUY, STARTED LOOKING AND CRANING HIS NECK TO SEE, WHO WAS ON THE BUS . . . TAKING CUES FROM THE BUS SURVEILLANCE, BEING TIPPED OFF FROM THE BELLEVUE MOTORCYCLE COPS! IN A SLIT SECOND DECISION, I DECIDED TO BOLT UP THE ESCALATOR, BEFORE, I GOT TO HIM. I DIDN'T NOTICE, HE WAS ON MY ASS! AS I HIT THE MEZZANINE, I COULD FEEL THE HEAT, THOSE EYES IN BACK OF MY HEAD! HE WAS RIGHT BEHIND ME! NOW, I HAD A NEW EMERALD GREEN JACKET ON, AND A NEW BACKPACK, PLUS NO MAKE-UP, MAKING ME LOOK EVEN YOUNGER, THAN, I ALREADY TO! I STOPPED, BACKED UP AGAINST THE RAIL, AND THE DUDE WALKED RIGHT PASSED ME. LOOKING FOR AN OLD LADY, 62/34, SO NOT SEEING A CANE, PURPLE HAIR, HE BUZZED RIGHT ON, LOOKING FOR THE TARGET, SOMEONE WAS TALKNING THROUGH HIS WHIRLY TWIRLY, EAR DEVICE, WITH HIM, CLUELESS AS TO WHO AND WHAT HE WAS REALLY LOOKING FOR . . . HE JUST KNEW, I PASSED HIM! LOL. LAST WEEK, WHEN, SOMEONE STOPPED ME AT ABOUT THE SAME PLACE, USING VOICE RECOGNITION, DEVICES, TWO TRANSIT COPS, RAN UPSTAIRS TO THE MEZZANINE, LOOKING FOR ME, BUT AS THEY CRESTED THE STAIRS, I HIT THE STAIRS GOING THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. THEY GOT A BRIEF GLANCE, LOOKED, AND SHOOK IT OFF! LATER THAT MORNING AT THE GYM, OUT OF PLACE, THERE WERE TWO 35 LB. "DUMBELLS" SITTING ON THE FLOOR! LOL. I AM SURE, THEY DISCOUNTED, THE VOICE, AND CARRIED ON, NOT SEEING AN OLD LADY! LOL. SO, I FIGURED, THAT THE HEAT WAS ON ME, YESTERDAY, LEAVING THE TUNNEL, NEVER KNOWING WHAT IS WAITING AT THE TOP OF THE ESCALATOR OR JUST OUTSIDE THE ENTRANCE OR EXIT, AND AT TIMES, THERE HAVE BEEN SHERIFFS SUV'S, THERE HAS BEEN FOUR COPS, WAITING, BUT I WALKED BY THEM TOO! LOL. SO, I DECIDED, SEEING NO, VEHICLES THAT IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA, TO BAG ON THE BUS, FOR RIGHT NOW, AND DITCH IN MCDONALD'S TO GET MY BEETLE JUICE, DIET COKE! SOMEONE FROM THE SKY MUST HAVE SEEN ME, BECAUSE, THEY TRIED TO STOP ME FROM GETTING A DIET COKE, SURE SIGN I AM THE CARD BEARER, BUT, ALL I DID, IS AFTER TWO ATTEMPTS WITHOUT SUCCESS, MOVED TO THE SECOND REGISTER, AND NOT SURPRISING, THE CARD WORKED! PERFECTING SCOOTER TRICKS! LOL. I SAT DOWN AT A TABLE, AWAY FROM THE TUNNEL, AND WHERE THE COPS USUALLY, PARK, HAD THAT MORNING, ON MY WAY TO SOPHIA'S PLACE, SO, I WAS KIND OF BEHIND A POST OR PILLAR! OUT OF THE BLUE, THIS JARED KUTCHNER LOOK-ALIKE, YOUNG HOTTIE, GRABS THE BACK OF THE CHAIR, AND ASKED IF IT WAS OKAY FOR HIM TO JOIN ME . . . NO, IT IS NOT OKAY. I NEED SOME ALONE TIME. LIKE I SAID, I DON'T DISCRIMINATE! LOL. HOT OR NOT! I LOOKED AROUND AND THERE WERE PLENTY OF TABLES AND CHAIRS. THERE IS ONE OVER THERE. NO. YOU CAN TAKE THE EXTRA CHAIR IF YOU WANT. OK. HE TOOK IT AND SAT NEAR ME. NO MAKE-UP, GETTING RIDICULOUSLY YOUNG GUYS! LOL. IF YOU ONLY KNEW, DUDE! LOL. FLATTERING TO SAY THE LEAST. BUT, SUDDENLY, I NOTICED, THE TALL TRANSIT COP, OUT ON THE STREETS, LOOKING WHERE I WOULD NORMALLY GO, TO CATCH THE BUS TO GREENWOOD, AND COPS HAVE WATCHED ME WAIT THERE AND SOMETIMES FOR UP TO A HALF HOUR! MY DIET COKE WAS TASTING BETTER AND BETTER. THEN, THIS BALD, SHORT GUY, WALKED AROUND THE PILLAR, ONCE, TWICE, AND THE THIRD TIME, I KNEW, HE WAS LOOKING FOR ME, OR SUPPOSE TO NOT ALARM, ME SO THE COPS, COULD DECENT ON THIS PURCELL! CROSSING CARDS AND FRAMING FACES, MUST WORK, BETTER THAN I WOULD OR COULD IMAGINE! WITHIN SECONDS, AS THE DUDE, WENT OUT ON THE STREET, FIRST, SEATTLE PD, WENT BY, THEN, TWO SHERIFF'S VEHICLES! HEY, ARN'T YOU SUPPOSE TO BE OUT IN THE COUNTY? OH, YEAH, TRANSIT IS RUN BY THE SHERIFFS DEPARTMENT! LOL. NOW WHAT FUCKING CRIME DID I COMMIT, BETWEEN BELLEVUE AND SEATTLE? JACK SHIT NONE! JUST LIKE I HAVEN'T COMMITTED A CRIME ON THE TRAINS, BUT WITH AMTRAK COPS AND FEDS, CHASING ME, IN WHITEFISH, 8 MONTHS BEFORE, I EVER STEPPED FOOT ON THE TRAIN. THIS CHASE SEEMS TO MIRROR, THOSE ACTIONS! TRY THE FRAUD BROADS . . . THEY GET THE SPOILS OF MY WORK, MY FAME, USE MY NAME, PLAY AND PRACTICE MY GAME AND THEN, DUMP THEIR SHIT ON ME! I FEEL LIKE SCHIT! LOL. YOU DON'T KNOW SQUATCH ABOUT SHORELINE RT 5! SMILE. BUT YOU WILL FIND OUT. I AIN'T NO PUSSY CAT. I LIKE TO GIVE SURPRISES. TAKE ME OUT! MAYBE WE CAN GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS. WELCOME TO A DIFFERENT PLACE. I AM COUNTING ON THAT! FUCK, UTAH? MONTANA? COMPLETELY DAZED AND CONFUSED. NEVER FIGURED OUT WHO I AM, SHIT, THE ATTORNEY GENERAL WORKED WITH ME, I TRAINED THE COPS, THE PROSECUTORS WHO ARE NOW THE JUDGES! THE DUDE AT THE UTAH STATE BAR ASSOCIATION, WAS MY BOSS, AT THE ATTORNEY GENERAL'S OFFICE? CONSPIRACY. PACIFICA . . . JEALOUSY EVERYWHERE! WHAT IS GOING ON, NATIONALLY? THIS IS KIND OF LOCAL AND NATIONAL. WE ALL KNOW OF THE NFL FIGHT WITH POTUS, OR THE PRESIDENT, IF YOU CAN STOMACH, CALLING TRUMP THAT. I SUSPECT, THE SHAM IN LAS VEGAS, DEAD BODIES, IF THEY ARE REAL, WHICH I DOUBT, ARE JUST SEEN AS COLLATERAL DAMAGE IN, THE BUSH BOYZ WAR WITH ME! PAT RATS GOT THEIR TAILS CUT OFF BY THE NFL, STANDING UP AND BEING THE VOICE FOR THE POLICE BRUTALITY AND USE OF EXTREME FORCE, ON BLACK LIVES! WHOOOPS! HEROES GOING AFTER HEROES? WAY, WAY COOL! SO, ROGER GOODELL, NFL COMMISSIONER, PUT OUT A STATEMENT, THAT THE PROTEST, DURING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IS OR MUST END, BECAUSE, THE PRESIDENT, IS GONG TO CHEAT, LOST IN PUBLIC OPINION, AND IS GONIG TO TAX THE NFL PLAYERS, WHO CONTINUE TO TAKE A KNEE, DURING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM? UNCONSTITUTIONAL, COMMISH! BUT, THEY MADE THEIR STATEMENT, AND TRUMP'S FAVORABILITY RATINGS, ALL HE CARES ABOUT, ARE GOING IN THE TOILET, IN ALL STATES! DOES THAT SOUND LIKE TRUMP WON THAT GAME? FUCK NO! GOODELL TRIED TO SAY, THAT THE FANS WERE DIVIDED AGAINST THEIR TEAMS? REALLY, EVERY FUCKING SEAT AT THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS HOMEGAME THIS WEEK WAS SOLD OUT! RIGHT UP TO THE RAFTERS! IT WAS THE LAS VEGAS PD, INCIDENT WITH SEAHAWK'S, MICHAEL BROWN, BEING ARRESTED, THAT REALLY GAVE LEGS TO THE NFL PROTESTS, AT THE TIME, OR BEOFE THAT, THERE WERE LIKE 6 WHO DARED TO JOIN, KAEPERNICK, ON THE 49ERS, WHO STARTED THE PROTEST A YEAR AGO, BUT AFTER LVPD, TOOK OUT ONE OF THEIR OWN, MORE TEAMS, CONTINUED, WEEK AFTER WEEK TO JOIN, THE PROTEST! SO, JUST LIKE IN THE ELECTION WITH HILLARY, CAN'T BEAT'EM, CHEAT'EM, LET'S TAX THEM? LIKE ON WHAT? TRUMP, TRUMPETED OUT, THAT NFL TEAMS WERE GETTING A LARGE TAX BREAK? WHAT THE FUCK FOR? BUT, PRIOR TO THAT, I THOUGHT, THEY USED THEIR VENUE, THEIR VOICE, TO HELP THE HELPLESS, THE POWERLESS, AND THEY GOT PEOPLE BOTH TALKING AND UNDERSTANDING THE FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS . . . OTHER, THAN, THE PRESIDENT OR THE VICE PRESIDENT, WHO STILL JUST DON'T GET IT! NO PUNISHMENT FOR THE WHITE NATIONALIST, SUPREMACISTS, KKK,OR THE NEO NAZIS, MARCHING AGAIN IN CHARLOTTESVILLE? THEY ARE BOTH, EXERCISING THEIR FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS, BUT THE BLACK BALL PLAYERS AND FRIENDS, COACHES AND OWNERS, STANDING IN SOLIDARITY, ARE GOING TO BE TAXED? HINT, HINT, HINT, AS PLAIN AS THE NOSES ON THEIR FACES, THE TWO ARE BIGOTED, WHITE SUPREMACISTS, THEMSELVES, AND IN VIOLATION OF THEIR OATH OF OFFICE, AND FAILING, TO EXECUTE THE LAWS, UNDER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES, AND TO DO SO, FAITHFULLY, EXECUTING THOSE LAWS, WHICH, INCLUDE, DUE PROCESS AND "EQUAL PROTECTION" UNDER THE LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OUR POWER TOOL DUO, HERE IN WASHINGTON STATE, FERGUSON AND INSLEE, AG AND GOVERNOR, ARE BALKING AT THE CLEAN POWER OVERHAUL, TRUMP LIFTING, THE OBAMA, CLEAN ENERGY GOAL, OF CUTTING CARBON EMISSIONS BY A THIRD, BY WHATEVER THE YEAR WAS. OUR LEADERS HERE IN WASHINGTON, ARE MOVING FORWARD WITH PLANS, AS WERE, AND I THINK, CATCHING ALMOST NO NEWS, THESE DAYS, WITH THE PAT RATS, CUTTING OFF CNN AT MCDONALDS AND NOW AT THE LA FITNESS, MAKING IT LOOK, LIKE, THIS BRAIIAC, IS THE MINDLESS WAITRESS IN THE SKIES, FLIGHT ATTENDANT, TURNED, ME, ATTORNEY, PROFESSOR, BLOGGER, HOBBY LOBBYIST, FORMER, BELLEUVE GAL, RACHEL SOUTHWICK HICKEY MOOSMAN KENNEDY! LOL. MR. PAGLIACCI, YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO FUCK UP A GOOD THING. YOU MADE YOUR BED, NOW, GET BORED WITH IT! LOL! I LOVE YOU TOO, HONEY. I KNOW YOU DID YOU PART, TO BREAK MY HEART, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK! LOL. NEWSFLASH, I DON'T HAVE ONE, A HEART THAT IS. HAVEN'T THE PAT RATS, PASSED THAT PIECE OF INFO ONTO YOU, YET? LOL. IN THE WORDS OF MY FOURTH HUSBAND, I NEVER SLEPT WITH, DON'T NEED TO DO THOSE, KIND OF THINGS! LOL. I HAVE BEEN ABUSING MEN, MY WHOLE LIFE! MAYBE? LOL. ME AND TAY SWIFT, REPUTATIONS! LOL. FUN, FUN, FUN. 'TIL DADDY TAKES THE T-BIRD AWAY! THAT DATES ME! LET'S SEE, WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON. 6 TRUMP CABINET MEMBERS, ARE LOOKING DOWN THE SHOTGUN, TO A LAW SUIT, FOR THEIR EXTRAVEGANT TRAVEL ON TAX PAYER'S MONEY! IN THE MILLIONS! TRUMP IS DOING HIS USUAL, DEFLECTION JOB, WELL, ONE OBAMA ADMINSTRATION OFFICIAL, DID, THIS OR THAT! WE SHOULD BE LOOKING AT TRUMP, HIMSELF, FUCK HE SPENT, THE ENTIRE AMOUNT, PRESIDENT OBAMA, SO EASY TO SAY, SPEND, IN HIS ENTIRE, 8 YEARS, WITHIN THE FIRST TWO MONTHS ON THE JOB, IF YOU CAN CALL, THE TRUMP REALITY TV SHOW, DOING THE JOB OF THE PRESIDENT, HE IS COMPLETELY, UNFIT TO DO! WHATEVER. LIKE HANGING THE WALL STREET BOYS, I WOULD TRY AND HANG TRUMP FOR TREASON TOO! THE SAME FEDERAL STATUTE, THAT WAS APPLIED TO HILLARY, DEALING WITH HER EMAILS, WOULD HANG TRUMP BY HIS BALLS! ALL HIS RED ASSED, RUSSIAN, STOOGES, TOO! OBVIOUSLY, GIVING ADVANTAGE TO A FOREIGN STATE, AND CAUSING INJURY TO THE UNITED STATES! WITH THAT REQUIST, "INTENT" THAT IS NECESSARY TO PROVE, THAT THERE WAS A CRIME! FUCKING EASY, MR. SPECIAL COUNSEL, MUELLER, SPOTTING FOR COMEY, AND ALL HIS SHIT AND INVOLVEMENT IN TAKING OUT, HILLARY! I KNEW IT! TRUMP ANNOUNCED, THAT, HE HAS NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO GO TO WAR AND DRAG THE REST OF THE WORLD, INTO WWIII, TO DEAL WITH, TINY ASS, NORTH KOREA? IS THIS THE AMERICA, THAT, WAS ORIGINALLY, TO BE THE PEACE KEEPERS, THE SENSIBLE ONE, OR THE GUARDIAN OF HUMAN RIGHTS AND PROTECTIONS? I WOULD SEE TRUMP AS UNFIT, SIMPLY, ON BEING SO GUN HAPPY. LIKE A PISTOL HAPPY COP, TOO WILLING TO PULL THAT TRIGGER, FAR TO WILLING TO HIT THE RED BUTTON! WELL, LIFE IN THE FAST LANE! HAVE A GREAT DAY! WE WILL SEE WHAT, PIG TALES I CAN WEAR, TOMORROW. EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, I THINK, MAYBE THEY ARE PROTECTING ME FROM THE MOB, AND THEIR HIT MEN? BUT THEN, I HAVE TO REMEMBER, THEY ARE ALL ONE IN THE SAME, ONE THE LEGAL AND THE OTHER THE ILLEGAL MAFIA, BUT, ALWAYS, ON THE SAME SIDE, WHERE THE MONEY IS . . . MY MONEY, BUT NOT IN MY HANDS! PARKED IN MY KIRKLAND APARTMENT, WHERE SHELLEY'S LAZY ASS IS! THEY TRY TO MAKE IT LOOK, LIKE WE ARE ONE IN THE SAME PERSONS . . . THE DIFFERENCE OF NIGHT AND DAY, BLACK AND WHITE, APPLES AND ORANGES! SHELLEY DOESN'T CHANGE HER SPOTS! FUCKS A TREE IF IT WILL GET HER SOMETHING FOR NOTHING! TOOK OVER MY ST. GEORGE HOUSE AND FURNINTURE, TO BE ME, THEN, PAROWAN, WENT AFTER THE HOUSE I WAS LOOKING AT IN HELENA, RENTALS IN MISSOULA, MOVING TO SEATTLE WHEN, I CAME HERE, AND FUCKING EVERY MAN, I TALKED TO OR LOOKED AT TWICE, AS EASY AS A, B, C! FOLLOW THE MONEY AND YOU WILL KNOW THE MOTIVE! I DON'T HAVE ANY! AUTOMATIC CARD SWITCH! PHOTO FRAME! WIGS, CLONES, THESE BITCHES ARE DRONES! WITH FEDERAL HUSBANDS, ALL TOP COPS, WHO WANTED ME, BUT GOT THEIR ASSES AND FEELERS, REJECTED, SO THE SUBSTITUTES WERE GLAMORIZED, AND BUILT TO SUIT! SO IF THE ARE ALL SO GREAT, THE COP CUNTS, WHY ARE THEY ALL USING MY NAME AND CREDENTIALS, BOYZ? GAVE THEM MY JOBS, THEY COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN IN A BILLION LIGHT YEARS! I WAS THE POWER OF YOUR CONTROL OVER COPS, HAD TO HAVE, THAT JOANN SECRIST LABEL, BRAND, TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF COPS, NATIONWIDE, LIKE I DIDN'T DO THAT, LONG BEFORE, THESE HAGS, GOT DONE, SHOPPING, FUCKING AND PULLING CHEEKS OPEN FOR YOU! FUCK ALL OF YOU! SHIT, CHEAT, LIE, AND REPEAT! ANYTHING BUT THE TRUTH. LOSERS!

COMING STRAIGHT ON TO YOU . . . AS LONG AS YOU ARE STILL LOOKING, I AM STILL COMING!

LOL!

LA FITNESS, HELPING ME REDEFINE SUMMER!

62/34!

OX COMMUNICATIONS!

MOTIVATION!

ALL I NEED IS LOVE!

ONE DAY, LOVE IS GOING TO FIND ME, BREAK THE BOUNDS THAT BIND ME!

GREENWOOD LOVE SHACK!

SMACK! 

THE MOD SQUAD. HIP HIP HURRAY HIPPEE! I AM THAT 70'S SHOW! JANIS JOPLIN. NOT MADONNA THE MATERIAL GIRL. IT'S A GOOD DAY TO HAVE A GOOD DAY! AMERICA'S IN YOUR HANDS. RUSSIANS BRAGGING ABOUT, CAPITALIZING ON AMERICAN DIFFERENCES AND CASHING IN ON 2016 ELECTIONS WITH TRUMP, WHO IS THE ESTABLISHMENT! ANIT-SOCIAL SOCIAL CLUB. WE CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING. YOU SHOULDN'T EITHER. SAFEWAY. SEATTLE INTERACTIVE CONFERENCE. OCTOBER 27, 2017. OUTSTANDING VISUAL DISPLAY ON THE BUS AD . . . MALE AND FEMALE BRAIN, INFUSED, WITH FACES LOOKING THE OPPOSITE WAY. I THINK, THAT MAKES A VALID POINT, ABOUT, HUMAN NATURE. WE MAY HAVE MORE IN COMMON AS A WHITE MILLENNIAL MALE, WITH AN ASIAN FEMALE OF THE SAME ILK, THAT WE DO WITH THE REDNECK DRINKING TEAM, WHO SUPPORTED TRUMP! END POLIO. ALL COPS, WHO WERE INTEREVIEWED ON THE ISSUE OF WHO IS ME, JOANN S. SECRIST, LIED! WE GET IT! KEENEY. THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT, ALLOWS COPS TO LIE, IF IT IS IN FURTHERANCE OF SOLVING A CRIME OR IN THE SPEEDY EXPEDITION OF THAT CASE. LIKE TAKING TWO SUSPECTS AND DEFENDANTS, AND TELLING EACH OF THEM, THE OTHER RATTED THEM OUT, AND IF THEY WANT TO CUT A DEAL AND JUST TELL THE TRUTH, THEN, THE COPS OR THE PROSECUTOR IS WILLING TO TALK. HOWEVER, IT IS QUITE ANOTHER MATTER, IF, I HAVE BEEN WRITING ABOUT ALL THE IDENTITY THEFT, SISTERS, EX-FRIENDS, ALL NOT ONLY STEALING MY IDENTITY, BUT TAKING REAL, PERSONAL AND INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY, IN ADDITION TO SAYING THAT I AM TOO YOUNG LOOKING TO BE MY KIDS PARENT! NOW, MOST COPS ARE REPUBLICANS, OR ONE OF THE THREE THINGS, COPS NEVER DO, IS VOTE FOR A D3EMOCRAT. THEREFORE, FIRST, THEY ARE GOING TO BE DEFENSIVE AND SUPPORTIVE OF THE WIDE LATITUDE OF CONDUCT, CONSTITUTION FREE, ACTIONS, THAT EXPANDED FAR BEYOND, THOSE, THE FOUDNING FATHERS INTENDED, AND WAY BEYOND, WHAT THE DOCUMENT ITSELF ALLOWS, BOTH FOR THE FEDERAL CONSTITUTION AND STATE CONSTITUTIONS, THAT HAVE SIMILAR PROVISIONS TO A POINT, BUT, SOME EVEN GIVE THEIR CITIZENS EVEN OR RIGHTS, LIKE UTAH, USED TO, UNTIL THE REPUBLICAN BUSH BOYS AND GIRLS GOT A HOLD OF IT, AND STARTED DOING, PROPOSED CONSTITUTIONS OR FUTURE CONSTITUTION, GUTTED, THE SECTON PROTECTIONS ON CORPORATIONS, FROM 20 DOWN TO ABOUT 4! OF TAKING THE SECTION IN THE BILL OF RIGHTS OR THE FIRST PART OF THE UTAH CONSTITUTION, FOREBIDDING POLYGAMY, FUCKING FOREVER! OVER SEVERAL YEARS, THEY CHANGED IT, THEN, MADE IT INCOMPREHENSIBLE, THEN, IT JUST DISAPPEARED ALTOGEHTER, VIOLATING, EVEN THE DOCUMENT ITSELF IN THE PROCESS AND PROCEDURE OF MAKING CONSTITUTIONAL CHANGES OR AMENDMENTS . . . THEY JUST UP AND CHANGED IT! WE ALL KNOW, AFTER, TRUMP, THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVE REALITY, VOID OF FACTS, STATISTICS, AND EXAMPLES, WITH ALL RESTING ON "FEELINGS" WHICH CAN'T BE SUBSTANTIATED, WITH ANY EMPIRACL EVIDENCE AT ALL! SO JUST BECAUSE, A COP OR THE COPS, SAY, I JUST "FEEL" THAT SHELLEY, OR RACHEL, OR KAY, SUE, TIFFANY OR MARCIE ARE JOANN, DOESN'T MAKE IS SO, EVEN IF THE WHOLE FUCKING PLANET OR COUNTRY OF COPS, AGREE! I HAD AN INTERESTING DREAM LAST NIGHT! IT SUGGESTS THAT, SOMEONE, ACTUALLY, DECIDED TO EITHER FOLLOW ME AND MATCH MY BLOG TO THE PATHS TO TOTALITY, I TOOK YESTERDAY, AND SAID, THE ONLY WAY, SHE COULD REPORT, WHERE ALL THE COPS WERE, WE PLACED TO TRACK HER, WAS TO HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN THEIR HERSELF! MY BLOG IS ALMOST DONE ON REAL TIME! I OFTEN WRITE OR FEATURE, SHOPS, STORES, BILLBOARDS, AND VEHICLES WITH SIGNS ON THEM, AS I GO THROUGHOUT MY DAY. BY WAY OF EXAMPLE: THIS MORNING, THERE WAS A SHERIFF, PARKED, IN FRONT OF MCDONALD'S ON 3RD AND PINE, WITH A BIG BLACK SHERIFF, GETTING OUT OF THE SUV, JUST ABOUT THE TIME I WAS CROSSING THE STREET, GOING DOWN INTO THE TUNNEL TO CATCH THE 255 TO KIRKLAND TOTEM P & R! INTERESTINGLY, AGAIN, I GOT THE SIGN TO HURRY, SO I DID, BUT WHEN, I GOT DOWN STAIRS, LOOKING ACROSS THE SUNKEN, BUS AND TRAIN ROAD, THERE WERE TWO TRANSPORTATION SECURITY DUDES IN FLORESCENT GREEN, AND FOUR, SEATTLE PD, THREE MALES AND ONE FEMALE, AS FAR AS I COULD TELL! NONE OF THE DOUBLES, WERE ANYWHERE IN SIGHT! I HAVE WRITTEN FOR 4 FUCKING YEARS, TIMES, DATES, PLACES, DISCRIPTIONS, PEOPLE, EVENTS, AND NOTHING? IT IS LIKE THERE IS A COMPLETE DENIAL, THAT I AM STILL ALIVE, WHILE, THE FUCKS, PROMOTING AND PLAYING ON, REPUBLICAN IGNORANCE, ARE POCKETING, MY HOT POCKETS! MILLIONS IN CASES, POWER CASES, TONS IN MY WORK ON THE WATER COMPACT IN MONTANA, AFFECTING 300,000 CITIZENS AND NATIVE AMERICANS, DEALING WITH THE HELLGATE TREATY OF 1855, AND NOW, THIS BLOG, 31,000,000 HITS IN 0.62 SECONDS, ON JUST ONE SITE, YESTERDAY . . . I GROW IT, THEY MOW IT. I DON'T KNOW WHY COPS, WHO DEAL WITH HOMICIDES ALL THE TIME, PEOPLE BEING MURDERED FOR FUCKING $100,000 IN INSURANCE POLICY MONEY, AND THEY CAN'T GET THAT, EVEN TOP COP BRASS ASSES, WOULD KILL ME IN A HEART BEAT, FOR BILLIONS! SHIT! ANYONE, WHO WATCHES ME FOR ONE DAY, CAN SEE, THAT I AM THE TARGET OF A COP CONSPIRACY! WASHINGTION JOHN DEERE TRACTOR. WITHOUT LOVE, WHERE WOULD I BE NOW? SHIT! BUT, IT IS NOT OKAY, FOR COPS, IN THE FURTHERANCE OF A COP CONSPIRACY, TO SAY, WHEN, LOOKING AT ME, MARKING, THAT I WALKED PASSED THEM, AT LIKE 7:45 AM, THIS MORNING IN FRONT OF MCDONALD'S, SEEING CLEARLY, THAT I STAND, ONLY, 5'7" TO THEN, TURN AND POINT OUT, SISTER, RACHEL, SHELLEY, OR SUSAN, ALL 5'9" AND ABOVE WITH THE TALLEST SIS, STANDING A GOOD FOUR INCHES, TALLER THAN I AM! FUCK, RACHEL, MAY HAVE BEEN PLAYING ME, SINCE 1992, WHEN, OUR PATHS CROSSED IN CHICAGO, WHEN, I WORKED FOR AMERICANS UNITED FOR LIFE, AS A LOUISELL INTERN, A VERY PRESTIGIOUS PLUMB OF LEGAL, ACUMEN, WORKING WITH TOP ATTORNEYS, WHO ARE THE SUPREME COURT, WITNESSES, WHO EITEHR ENDORSE OR REFUSE TO ENDORSE, THE CONFIRMATION OF THIS OR THAT JUDGE, BASED ON THEIR VIEWS ON ABORTION! IT IS THAT MIX, MATCH & ATTACH. I AM SEEING IT WITH THE CHANGE OVERS FROM CNN, TO ESPN, IT HAPPENED AGAIN, AT THE LA FITNESS, YESTERDAY . . . NOW, OR LAST NIGHT, CNN WAS OFF, AND ESPN, WAS SHOWING MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL! I WOULD SAY, THEY HAVE BEEN PAID, LIKE, MCDONALD'S MANAGER, OR DON'T HAVE A CHOICE, TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK, LIKE SOME TOP COP JOCK, AND MY CHEERLEADER SISTER, JOANN S. SECRIST, I HAVE BEEN A CHEERLEADER, SHE HAS NOT! BUT, IN EVERY STINKIN' THING, THERE IS THAT SAME PATTERN OF MIX, MATCH & ATTACH. WHILE I DATED FOOTBALL PLAYERS AND JOCKS, MORE THAN, ANY OF MY SISTERS, I AM FIRST AND FOREMOST AN ATTORNEY, WORRIED ABOUT THE COUNTRY, AND THE WORLD. FUCK, WE HAVE A CLOWN FOR A PRESIDENT, AND YSTERDAY, HE INDICATED THAT WWIII, IS THE ONLY ALTERNATIVE TO NORTH KOREA, AND A NUCLEAR WAR? PRESIDENT OBAMA WAS PULLING OUT ALL WARS, AND NOW, SUDDENLY, WE ARE BACK, IN AFGHANISTAN, IRAQ, GOING AGAINST, NORTH KOREA, AND THE PEACE DEAL ON NUKES WITH IRAN IS OFF? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, CARNIVAL CLOWN DOING? MAKING MONEY FOR RUSSIA AND THE U.S., THE TWO TOP ARMS DEALERS? JUST KEEP WARS GOING ALL OVER THE PLANET AND WE BOTH MAKE MONEY, AND SO DO OUR, COUNTRIES, AND OUR GOVERNMENT CONTRACTORS! WE CAN'T PAY FOR PUERTO RICO? BUT WE CAN, SPEND A TRILLION DOLLARS ON SHINY NEW NUKES, WHEN, NOBODY HAS DETERMINED, THAT THE OLD ONES, DON'T WORK? WHAT THE FUCK? THE MILITARY JUST GOT AN $80 BILLION RAISE, AND TAX PAYERS IN PUERTO RICO, ARE NOT ENTITLED TO GETTING THE SAME, AMERICAN SERVICES, AS THOSE VICTIMS OF HARVEY AND IRMA? TEXAS & FLORIDA? WHAT DID THEY VOTE FOR HILLARY? I MEAN, THERE IS SERIOUSLY SOMETHING WRONG. SPORT ARE A BIG PART OF ENTERTAINMENT IN AMERICA, BUT, SERIOUSLY, PEOPLE ARE DYING WITHOUT WATER, FOOD, ELECTRICITY, THEIR HOMES ARE DESTROYED, AND WE ARE GOINIG TO FLOOD, THE AIRWAVES WITH FOOTBALL? COME ON, MAN? I WAS GLAD TO SEE, THAT, "REAL" HOUSEWIFE" BRITTANY, WAS, ROCKIN THE DONATIONS TO PUERTO RICO, STARTING FROM JUST CARING, AND TEAMING WITH OTHERS WHO CARE, AND NOW, HER TEAM OF CELEBRITIES, HAVE SENT, 30 FUCKING AMAZING PLANES OF FOOD AND SUPPLIES, NOT JUST TO THE AIRPORT TO ROT OR PORT TO ROT ON THE DOCK, BUT, SHE IS DOING WHAT HOUSEWIVES DO WELL, MULTITASKING AND LOOKING AHEAD, PLANNING FOR THE DELAYS, AND SENDING TRUCKS, AND VEHICLES TO TAKE THE FOOD, ONCE LANDED, TO GET IT TO THE PEOPLE IN NEED AND IN RURAL AREAS! SO DAMNED GOOL! THE MAYOR OF SAN JUAN, MAYOR CRUZ, SAID, THAT, WHAT IS SUSTAINING HER CITY, IS ALL THE NON-GOVERNMENT ORGAINIZATIONS, AND PRIVATE CITIZENS DONATIONS, THAT ARE FLOWING IN, TO MEET THE NEEDS OF THE PEOPLE! GREAT! I SEE FLYERS, ADVERTISING DINNERS AND FUND RAISERS, AROUND GREENWOOD AND SEATTLE TO SEND RELIEF TO THE HARD HIT, LITTLE ISLAND! I THINK, PRESIDENT TRUMP, OUGHT TO MAKE GOOD ON HIS PROMISE, TO WAVE THE DEBT, OF PUERTO RICO, OF ABOUT $70 TO $90 BILLION, AND PLACE IT WHERE HE ORIGINALLY, SAID, ON WALL STREET, WHO WE BAILED OUT, IN 2008! PAYBACK IS A BITCH, FUCKERS! LET THEM, EAT THE ENTIRE BILL! HAD I BEEN PRESIDENT, DURING THE MORTGAGE MELTDOWN, I WOULD HAVE HUNG, THE TOP TEN, DIRTY, PLAYERS, WHO CAUSED THIS NIGHTMARE, THAT ALMOST TANKED THE WORLD ECONOMY! THEY ARE NOT SOME SPECFIAL, LITTLE PROTECTED ENCLAVE, THAT GETS, LET OFF THE HOOK, FOR THEIR DEBTS! MAKE THEM EAT IT! THERE WAS AN ADD, ON THE NEW TV SHOW, CALLED "BULL." I HEARD AN AD FOR THAT, AND HE SAID, "ALL OF YOU HAVE LIED! EVERYONE IS LYING!" DAMNED RIGHT, THAT IS "THE HOW" OF ALL THIS, AND HOW, IT WAS PULLED OFF, THE THEFT OF MY LEGAL LIFE, STARTING, BACK IN LAW SCHOOL, WITH AMERICANS UNITED FOR LIFE, GOING ON, TO AWARD WINING, MANUALS, TO 5 TOP JOBS, TEACHING AT 3 UNIVERSITIES, LEGISLATION THAT ROCKED THE NATION OF COPS, LATER, THE NATION OF S.E.C., REGULATORS, FOLLOWING THE SAME PATTERNS AS THE MEDICARE, MEDICAID GOVERNMENT FRUAD UNITS, THAT WENT AFTER, THE DOCTORS, FOR ALLEGEDE UPCODING FOR, GOVERNMENT BILLING OF WELFARE OR LOW INCOME PATIENTS! BORN BOLD. NOW FOR MY DREAM, THAT IS SO, SPOT ON! INTERESTING. BY THE TIME WE GOT TO WOODSTOCK, WE WERE HALF A MILLION STRONG! WHERE WERE YOU, WHILE WE WERE SMOKING POT?

THAT 70'S CHICK!  FEMINIST. NOT RACIST. NO BIGOT. INTO PEACE. FREE LOVE. ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT!  IS SOME OF THIS MAKING SENSE?  WE ARE ALL A PRODUCT OF OUR TIME!  TO PUT ME IN PERSPECTIVE, I AM, ONLY, 7 TO 8 YEARS YOUNGER THAN, HILLARY CLINTON AND DONALD TRUMP!

LOL!

I AM NOT LIKE MY SISTER, RACHEL, THE MATERIAL GIRL!  FUCK!  OR KAY, ONE FOR THE MONEY!  OR SHELLEY, MAKE IT RICH, OR DIE TRYING!  SUE IS PROBABLY, THE CLOSEST, TO MY PHILOSOPHIES, BUT WITHOUT THE HIPPEE BENT!  THERE IS A NEW SHOW, OUT, CALLED, "KEVIN SAVED THE WORLD" . . . NO, HE JUST CLAIMS, AS DOES SUE, THAT, THEY WROTE THE BLOGS, I WRITE!  ONE OF THE WEATHER LADIES, IN SEATTLE, IS "TIFFANY SANDERS" AND AS THE OTHER SISTERS, GROW TOO OLD TO PLAY ME, WHILE I AM YOUNGING, OR WHEN, I ECHO, BERNIE BROS AND SISTERS, THEN, 14 YEAR YOUNGER, SISTER, TIFFANY, PERFORMS AS ME!  I SPAN THE AGES!  TEACHING AT THREE COLLEGES, HELPED, KEEP ME UP TO SPEED, AS DID, FOUR VERY, COOL, POLITICALLY, ASTUTE KIDS, TWO WHO HAVE BEEN AROUND THE WORLD, AND OTHER TWO ROCKING THE CHARTS, MUSICALLY, AND, STRATTLING, BOTH SIDES OF THE COP WORLD, IF I WERE TO GUESS WITH THAT MOTHER'S INTUITION!

VERY INFORMATIVE DREAM, THAT SOMEONE, GETS IT!  MODERN LOVE, MODERN LAW ENFORCEMENT . . . I AM SURE, THAT THE HAMMOND HOUSE DAY ROOM IS BUGGED, AS IS ABOUT EVERYWHERE I FREQUENT, IF NOT MY CLOSEST FRIENDS, BUT THE OTHER NIGHT, WE WERE WATCHING TV, AND FOR SOME REASON, I SAID, I AM SO GLAD, THAT I WENT THROUGH THE 60'S AND 70'S, SO MUCH A PART OF HISTORY, MAYBE IN RESPONSE TO U.S. SUPREME COURT JUSTICE, THURGOOD MARSHALL, AND HIS CLIMB THROUGH, RACISM AND PREJUDICE OF HIS AGE, NOT TO MENTION OUR OWN!

GOOD MORNING AMERICA!  YES, I LIVED THROUGH THE VIETNAM ERA . . . THE FATHER OF MY FOUR KIDS, WAS MY BOYFRIEND, WHEN, HE HAD TO GO REGISTER FOR THE DRAFT, PULLING A HIGH NUMBER!  HIS FRIEND, STEVE WRAY, OR ENIS, WAS NOT SO LUCKY AND SIGNED UP TO SERVE IN THE NATIONAL GUARD!  I AM A WALKING TIME PIECE FOR MY AGE, THE BABY BOOMERS, NOT THE MILLENNIALS, LIKE MY KIDS!

THE COOL THING IS, THAT BOOMER PARENTS AND MILLENNIAL KIDS, SEE THE WORLD, MUCH IN THE SAME WAY, THEY BOTH, WANT TO SAVE THE WORLD!  INTERACTIVE MINDS OF DIFFERENT AGES!  MY KIDS, DURING THEIR GROWING UP YEARS, USED TO SAY, MOM, WE DON'T HAVE TO REBEL, BECAUSE, YOU AND DAD, DON'T HAVE ANY RULES, WE ARE FORCED TO FOLLOW!  TRAIN THEM UP IN THE RIGHT WAY THEY SHOULD GO, AND THEY WILL NOT DEPART FROM IT!  HOW CAN I BELIEVE IN FREEDOM OF CHOICE, LIBERTY, RIGHTS, PRIVILEGES, PROTECTIONS, IF, I DON'T PRACTICE WHAT I PREACH?  I CAN'T!

86% SURE I WAS AT WOODSTOCK!  LOL.  THIS IS MY WOODSTOCK DREAM

PART I

In the dream, I was, 17 years old, the age I was, when, I met, my kids, father and first husband, Zeke or Richard C. Secrist.  He has long hair, which, I love to this day, on my sons, and guys, I am attracted to, like James Kennedy, that is time period stuff!  I am the mother, who, absolutely, love my sons' with long hair!  Chris and his wavy, blonde, surfer, skater hair, and Elliot, with locks of copper, down to his ass at times, with tats, and all!  I get bummed, when, they cut their hair, and somehow, the new styles, on my rock star, and hip hop star, just don't fit, 100% into the rocker look!  Actually, they both look, great, handsome either way, but, love the long, and, don't really dig the shaved, that they used to do each summer, growing up!  Like I have said, there is a picture of a James Kennedy, look-alike, on local, Pagliacci Pizza, dude with the long hair and the old time piece, or peace, cell phone, is almost, a blast from the past!  Kennedy, thought I was too young for him, until I showed him, my birth certificate, I have to carry, because, people think I am lying!  But he started to refer to us as grandpa and grandma, to ward off younger, competitors, and there were several!  LOL.  She's just a lonely, grandma?  Two thirty something, hotties, always on my trail!  I'll show you, who's a lonely old grandma or not!  LOL.

Run down of husbands: (1) Richard C. Secrist, long hair, draft, 2 years older than, me, making him, barely 65.  The other day, on Nicole's birthday, she asked me how old I am, OH?  Honey, I don't stay the say, while you age!  LOL.  Well how old is dad?  65, it is his birthday today, why don't you call him?  (2) Jerry Lee Owens, 8 years my senior, making him, 70, but big ass, hippee, or how ever you spell it, didn't consider myself a hippy, until, now! or until, I started to see all the Hippy Hater, stickers, on the redneck drinking team boyz of Montana!  Jerry, joined the Navy, then, in the middle of Vietnam, on the ship, started the anit-war movement, and got his ass kicked out!  He joined the Mormon Church, went to college at BYU, and started the anti-war, movement on campus, was locked in the basement of the Wilkinson Center, or student union, and he later, got a lifetime, restriction against him, on campus!  LOL.  Long haired hippy!  LOL.  (3) Brett Todd Stuart, of the younger generation, or into the material girls, but, into straw bale houses, organic living, collecting rain water, and gray water, and living on the land. (4) Allan Rex Bess, but he was dead, before, I married him, a cowboy, Marine and biker, long hair!  The Defense Intelligence Agency, arranged to kill him, and replace him with, Frank of Interpol, who brought all his military buddies to town, to, take care of me, with cases against the government, the National Guard, Homeland Security, the Department of Justice, Utah, Nevada, blah, blah, blah . . . both were Marines, one was in Intelligence, I Corp Marine, and the other, was, a platoon sergeant in Vietnam, or so, he claimed.  I did see both of their Marine pictures.  The one I was in love with, the dead dude, client, privy to all the body counts in Vietnam, 10 years before the American public knew about it, wanted to go into battle, and felt responsible, for the mounting, death toll, being the one to send encrypted and decrypted messages, between the White House, Joint Chief of Staff, and the field generals, he worked for in Vietnam.  I am not sure, that, Allan didn't have a huge role in ending the Vietnam War, he had a direct line to President Nixon, and I have seen, his honorable discharge papers, and Nixon's signature on the back of Allan's platoon picture!  Make no mistake, I am a 70's chick!  Read my last three blogs, right out of the 70's play book!

SWEET 17, CUT OFFS, SHORT SHIRT, TAN, LONG BLONDE HAIR, OVERSIZED, SANDLES . . . NEVER CARED ABOUT FASHION, OR WHAT PEOPLE THINK!  LOL.  MY KIDS ALL HAVE A PIC OF, THE WAY, I LOOKED IN THE DREAM.  ELLIOT AND HIS GIRLFRIEND, RACHEL, MADE THE COMMENT, WHEN, I GAVE MY KIDS ALL OLD PICTURES OF THE FAMILY, INCLUDING ME AND THEIR FATHER YOUNG, BUT HE, SAID, YOU WERE HOT MOM!  LOL.  FULL FASHION RECYCLE WITH MILLENNIALS!

THE RED ROCK GARDEN . . . NO SYMBOLISM THERE!

I was standing under a tree, just out in nature, and there was this, rock garden, red rocks, like from southern Utah, all at the base of the tree, family, tree?  But there were large bolder, like rocks, large like in 4 to 5 feet, tall and some as wide, but all with their, bases, down, buried in the dirt.  The interpretation came to me, that, Elliot or the Red Rocker, comes right from the roots of the tree, he looks, like his guitar playing father, to a tee, his liberal philosophies, are a mix of mom and dad, he never buys anything that is not made in the U.S.A.!  But in the dream, and I think, that in the dream, someone, finally, placed my son, with the right mother, age-wise, with, some thinking, that I am the same age as he is!  LOL.  Love the compliment, but the consequences of that, compliment are deadly, and costly, like to the tune of billions!  Just the other day, some guy, guess me at 34 years old, and that is not uncommon, more in my early, 40's.  I relate so much more to the young, that the old!  Every time, as yesterday, I am chased by cops, I wonder, who, can, I write and write and write 1750 blogs, almost and, the cops still can't figure out, who, I am? 

But, then, as I come from the traffic light crossing, on Bellevue Way,. to Sophia's Place, there is a mailbox, and, it has the numbers, 3030, and the thought, always comes to mind, that, the cops, think, you are Elliot's age, and can't be his mother, and it is you, who is the liar, not the whole goddamned police force!  I have toyed with the idea of simply changing, my I.D., or driver's license, which, I have been blocked from getting for 5 years, of just, changing my birth date, 20 years!  LOL.  I am sick of being accused of lying about my age, when, I am the only woman on earth who tells the truth, and everyone thinks I am LYING!  If you check out my profile on my blog, or somewhere, I actually did change the date of birth, from December 17, 1954 to December 17, 1974!  LOL.  But, then, I figured, all they would do, is say, now, see she is a liar, she cut 20 years off her profile!  Even at Angeline's Women's Center, when, we line up for dinner or to check in by age, people have gotten mad at me, and demanded to see my I.D. thinking I am scamming them, and just cutting in line!  Nice problem to have, unless, there is a billion dollars, riding on the age, connecting me to my LIFE and KIDS!

I was not alone, but, several of my friends, were working on the garden . . . that may be symbolic too, tending to my red rock garden, or my RED JESUS ROCK STAR?  There is a sign on the bus, that I have not seen, forever, until today!  There is a little boy, with a blonde woman, on one side kissing his cheek, and on the other side, a brunette, kissing the other cheek and the words, connected, are, "taking care of your needs for life!" or something along those lines.  There is a billboard in Spokane, that said, Girls just want to have SUN, or SON!  Yeah, worth, a fortune himself, as is Chris, but Elliot is fucking fun, to watch, sexy as hell, even as, his mother, love just the shake of his, wrist and the band, on it, or playing guitar in the air!  I am sure he turns on his aunts, to no end, and they are crazy to be his mother, lying to him, to replace me, because, he is key to getting to be ME!  In the dream and this is key to who is the mother, or the garden, owner, not that I own, my son, but I did create him out of the dust of the ground, symbolically, or he came from mother earth, even wrote, Mother Earth News, just for an attention getter the other days, blog!  But, the girls were going to cement, in the rocks, that were firmly, set in the dirt, rich, dark, moist, and fertile . . . I told them, to use just a little cement, pouring it, barely around the base of the upper, exposed parts of the rocks.  Or, maybe it represents, cementing in that relationship, between mother and son?

BY THE TIME WE GOT TO WOODSTOCK, WE WERE HALF A MILLION STRONG!

THERE SEEMED TO BE AN ANTI-WAR THEME, NAKED BUDDIST MONKS, WITH SHAVED HEADS, AND THE TRIP TO WOODSTOCK, WITH THAT SONG IN MY MIND, INVOLVED, SWIMMING TO WHERE THE CONCERT WAS BEING HELD . . . BUT AN AFTER THOUGHT, IN ANALYSIS, WITH ASIAN MONKS, PROTESTING, STANDING NUDE, SHAVED HEADS, WITH THE SWIMMING, HAD JUST TALKED OF THE ASIAN FISH, AT LA FITNESS POOL, SO WAS THIS IN RESPONSE TO TRUMP'S ANNOUNCEMENT, THAT WE ARE GONIG INTO WWIII? AND THE ASIANS, FROM CHINA, TO SOUTH KOREA, NORTH KOREA, AND THAT REGION OF THE WORLD, WANTED, AMERICAN HIPPIES TO PROTECT THEM, FROM TRUMP AND GO BACK TO THE 70'S WAR PROTESTS OF THE COLLEGE SIT-INS, AND DEMONSTRATIONS, THAT WERE ACTUALLY, VERY EFFECTIVE, ON BOTH NIXON, AND JOHNSON, WHO EVENTUALLY, ENDED THE SENSELESS, WAR, THAT WAS NEVER DECLARED!

IN COMPARISONS, BETWEEN PRESIDENTS, OVER THE LAST, FEW HUNDRED YEARS, OFTEN, IN LISTS, TRUMP AND TRUMAN, WHO DID ACTUALLY, DROP THE HYDROGEN BOMBS, ON NAGASAKI AND HIROSHIMA, FOR REAL, HAVE BEEN MENTIONED TOGETHER!  FIRST, I GOT PISSED, THINKING AND STILL BELIEVING THAT THE ELECTIONS WERE, IN FACT, RIGGED, BOTH, ELECTRONICALLY, AND THROUGH, MALE POWER STRUCTURES, LIKE COPS, FBI, CIA, COMEY, TRUMPLAND . . . TAKING, THE TRUMAN TRUMP, CONNECTED, FIRST AS, GOD TELLING ME, TRUMP IS TRUE, THE PRESIDENT, AS THE FUCKER HE IS!  SCREAMMMMMMMM, I REFUSE TO BUY, THAT WE COULD, AS AMERICANS, TAKE THE MOST EXPRIE3NCED, TRAINED, PREPARED, EDUCATED WOMAN, WITH, NOT ONLY FOREIGN POLICY EXPERIENCE, BUT ALSO, FIRST LADY, SENATOR, AND ATTORNEY . . . I KNOW WHAT EXPERIENCE DOES FOR PEOPLE, FIRST HAND!  BUT AFTER THE NEWS OF TRUMP, WANTING TO GO TO WWIII, AND MATTIS, WHO MUST HAVE BEEN GAGGED, TILLERSON, YES, WE HAVE A MORON, IN THE WHITE HOUSE, FRUSTRATED, THAT HE IS NOT BEING ALLOWED TO USE HIS SKILLS, TO DIPLOMACY AND DEAL MAKING, SO THAT TRUMP, CAN PLAY, TRUMAN . . . FUCK, THEIR NAMES ARE ALMOST THE SAME!

SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE, MR. PRESIDENT, IT IS CONGRESS, IN THIS SYSTEM OF BALANCE OF POWER, THAT HAS THE POWERS TO DECLARE WAR, NOT YOU!  ONCE WE ARE IN WAR, YOU ARE THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF!  THANK GOD FOR THE WISDOM OF THE FOUNDING FATHERS, CHECKS AND BALANCES, THREE CO-EQUAL BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT, TO STOP THIS LUNATIC, FROM, THE OTHER LUNATIC, ON THE OTHERSIDE OF THE WORLD, FROM, ENGAGING IN A PISSING CONTEST, AND BLOWING US ALL UP!

A GOOD DREAM, IS WORTH, A THOUSAND, BLOGS!

WE DON'T NEED THE GHOSTS OF PRESIDENTS PAST, COMING BACK TO HAUNT US, TODAY . . . HOPEFULLY, WE HAVE EVOLVED, BEYOND, DROPPING THE BOMB ON UNSUSPECTING, ASIANS!  LIKE SECRETARY OF STATE, REX TILLERSON, SAID, WE ARE NOT IN THE DARK WITH NORTH KOREA, AND WE ARE NOT ON A BLACKOUT!  WE ARE STILL TALKING TO THEM!

WE CAN'T AFFORD, TO ALLOW, SOME MEGOLOMANIAC, TO GET US INTO WAR, FOR HIS RATINGS!

PRESIDENTS ALWAYS, BECOME FOR POPULAR, WHEN, WE ARE IN THE THREAT OF WAR!  SERIOUSLY, IS ALL THIS BLUSTER AND BULL SHIT, FOR RATINGS? FOR TV? FOR THE TRUMP REALITY SHOW?

SIMPLY, YES.
P.S., AS FOR THE MOD SQUAD, THAT WAS A COOL, COP SHOW, WITH UNDERGOVER, COPS, A BLACK, A WHITE, AND A CHICK!  THEY DROVE AROUND IN A BLUE STATION WAGON, UNDERCOVER, AND BUSTED THE BAD GUYS!  COPS THINK THAT I AM NOT A COP, BUT, I AM INTO LAW ENFORCEMENT, OFTEN AGAINST COPS, PROSECUTORS AND JUDGES, OR CORRUPTION!  THE LAW HURTS!  IT DOES WHEN, YOU DO IT TOO!
NOBODY, EVER KNEW, IF THE CHICK, WAS WITH THE BLACK DUDE, OR WITH THE WHITE GUY, AS I RECALL?
ONE TIME, BEFORE ME AND MY BRO IN LAW, MARK, COHART IN CAR JACKING AND JOY RIDING, ALONG WITH BRAD BROWNING . . . MAKING UP THE MOD SQUAD, THE THREE OF US, ME IN THE MIDDLE, BRAD, THE BLACK, DARK HAIR, STOLE MARK'S PARENT'S BLUE STATIONWAGON, THAT LOOKED, EXACTLY, LIKE THE ONE IN THE MOD SQUAD, AND WE TOOK IT FOR A RIDE!  WHEN, WE GOT HOME, HIS PARENTS, HAD PULLED INTO THE DRIVEWAY, WHERE THE WAGON HAD BEEN, SO WE TOOK THE CAR DOWN TO THE NEARBY CHURCH, AND LEFT, TO HAVE HIS PARENTS, REPORT IT AS STOLEN!  LOL.  HOW COULD WE BE THE MOD SQUAD WITHOUT A CAR?  I FIGURED IT OUT, NOW!
DREAMS, DREAMS, DREAMS!
SO COOL!
KISS THE 70'S
JESUS CHRIST SUPER STAR!
WOODSTOCK AND ENDING THE VIETNAM WAR, FLOWER CHILDREN!
CALL TO ARMS AGAIN, TEAMING WITH OUR MILLENNIUM OR GEN X KIDS!

LOVE NOT WAR!

SAVAGE CHICKENS. CANNABLE CITY. HERBAN. LEGENDS. I AM LEGEND! INTEGRITY. MAGICARE. GENUINE PARTS. WORLDPAC. POSTMATES. ENUMCLAW. ELTANA. THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN. CALL LOVE. YOUNG. SWAP. PA. ALEX SODERLUND. LUCKY HERE. WELCOME TO A DIFFERENT KIND OF PLACE. MOST SECURE. BIGGEST BATTERY. RUN & DONE! GAMEFLY. UGLY GAME. BEST DNA. CHAMPIONSHIP DRIVE. BECAUSE INGREDIENTS MATTER. DEDICATION AT EVERY TURN. 100% HUMAN. WAKE FOREST. MOST DANGEROUS. NOTRE DAME RESUME'. THE LAW HURTS! PLAY "W." STOP. AUBURN RESUME'. PENN STATE RESUME'. WORLD SERIES POKER. CHRIS MONEYMAKER. DRAWING DEAD. GOOD FOR YOU! FIRE DEVIL! AMERICAN SNIPPER. HALF AS OFTEN. TWICE AS GOOD. RADIANT FLOORS HEATING SYSTEMS. YALIE PAINTING INC. FIGHT THE YOUNG, DEAD! ONE WOMAN IN A WORLD OF HURT. FOILS SHEETS. WITH SECURITY OF THE SHEILD, OBSTACLES DISAPPEAR. PROTECTED ONES. WISDOM OF THE CROWD. SISPA. PRIMATIVE. FRIES & SIDES. APPLE WAYS. NEW GLASSES. NO NEW FACE. SLEEP IS POWER. JULY 1ST. IS CODING. ALL CODING. REFRESH EVERY BITE. BLUEBERRIES NOT IN FASHION ANY MORE! HE HAS NOTHING. BORA BORA. GET IN THE GAME. MULTIREACH. DECISION DAY. THON HOTELS. PRIDE EUROPEAN QUALIFIERS. THE CFB BIG 3. PRETENDED J.W. POWER RANKINGS CLEARLY AT THE TOP! GUEST EVENTS. PSAV. SOMETHING YOU'LL BOTH LOVE. BABY(S) DRIVER. NITTANY LIONS. HEROES BEHIND HEROES. WEATHER TECH. UNBEATEN. GREATNESS AWAITS. THUNDEROUS. JACKING POINT. BE THE VOICE. #STOP SUICIDE. REXIT. HAPPY GUN COUNTRY. SALEM RADIO NETWORK. "NOW IS ALWAYS" THE RIGHT TIME. OWN YOUR TOMORROW. MODERN LOVE. MODERN LAW ENFORCEMENT. "REAL" HOUSEWIVES. JUST LIKE PEOPLE EVOLVE, LOVE EVOLVES, LAW EVOLVE, BUT THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION DOESN'T, JUST THE INTERPRETATION EVOLVES TO ACCOMMODATE MODERN TECHNOLOGY AND REVOLUTIONS IN PERSONAL PERFECTION. DINASOURS WHO REFUSE TO EVOLVE: PRESIDENT TRUMP, AND V.P. PENCE! TRUMP HAS DENOUNCED BOTH "BLACK LIVES MATTER" AND BLACK, WHITE ATHLETES, WHO, SIMPLY EXPRESS THEIR GRIEVANCES WITH THE GOVERNMENT, IN A PEACEFUL GATHER OR ASSEMBLY, IN AN ALL AMERICAN SETTING, AT THE AMERICAN PASS TIME, FOOTBALL, THEIR VENUE AND VOICE, WHERE IT IS STRONGEST TO EXPRESS THEIR FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT TO CONDEMN POLICE BRUTALITY AND THE USE OF EXCESSIVE FORCE, RESULTING IN A LARGE AND CONTINUING BODY COUNT OF YOUNG BLACK AND OLDER MALES! THIS IS NOT THE AMERICA, WE, NOR OUR FOUNDING FATHERS, SIGNED UP FOR. PRESIDENT LINCOLN, SAID, I WOULD NOT WANT TO BE A SLAVE, SO I WILL NOT SUBJECT ANOTHER MAN TO THAT DESTINY! HOWEVER, THE PRESIDENT AND THE VICE PRESIDENT, CENTURIES, LATER, CANNOT EXTEND THAT SAME, PROTECTION, VISION, AND LIBERTY VISION, FOR, MODERN BLACKS? WHAT THE FUCK. TO EXEMPLIFY, THIS EXTREME VISION OF AMERICA, GOING BACK, 60 YEARS, IF NOT A HUNDRED AND 60, PRE-CIVIL WAR ERA, THE WHITE SUPREMACISTS, KKK, NEO-NAZIS, AND NATIONALISTS ARE GATHERING ONCE AGAIN, IN CHARLOTTESVILLE, TO PROTEST THE CONDERATE STATUE REMOVALS! THERE IS NOT CONDEMNATION OF THIS GROUPS, USE OF THEIR FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH? WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE. ONE GROUP HAS A HISTORY OF BEING VIOLENT, EVEN BURNING CROSSES, HANGINGS AND DRAGGING BLACK MEN BEHIND TRUCKS, UNTIL THERE IS LITTLE LEF OF THEIR BODIES, AND OTHER HORRENDOUS THINGS, LIKE DYLAN ROOT, WHO GUNNED DOWN, 9 CHURCH GOERS WHO INVITED HIM, TO JOIN, THEIR SCRIPTURE STUDY, IN CHARLOTTESVILLE TOO! NOW, THE FUCKING BULLSHIT INTERROGATION, OR THE FBI, HAS LISTED, A NEW CLASSIFICATION FOR THE BULLER SHITTERS TO LOOK INTO, THAT OF "BLACK INTENTIY EXTREMISTS?" SAY WHAT? THE FUCK? THE FBI IS WATCHING OVER 1,000 WHITE NATIONALISTS, SUPREMACISTS, HATE GROUPS, AND THEY HAVE ADDED THIS CATEGORY? WHAT THE FUCK FOR? THE 49ERS, AND I BELIEVE THE COLTS TOO, KNEELING, AT THE FOOTBALL GAME THAT PENCE WALKED OUT OF? DUMB ASSES! THESE TWO ARE BAD FOR THE COUNTRY! THEY ARE VIOLATING THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL OATHS OF OFFICE, TO UPHOLD, PRESERVE, PROTECT AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION, EVEN IF THAT IS, KNEELING DURING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. THESE ATHLETES ARE NOT DISRESPECTING THE FLAG, THE COUNTRY, THE MILITARY OR THE COPS! FUCK, THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT HAS, RULED THAT FLAG BURNING IS OKAY . . . A FAR, CRY FROM THAT, ASSHOLES! OR DID YOU PUT, THAT, CLASSIFICATION, BLACK IDENTITY EXTREMISTS, IN PLAY TO TRY TO ARREST ME? OH, I SLEPT WITH A BLACK MAN! FUCK, I BROKE UP WITH HIM, NOT BECAUSE HE WAS BLACK, AND WHITE, BUT BECAUSE HE VOTED FOR YOU SHITHEADS! THAT IS FAR MORE OFFENSIVE TO ME, THAN, RACE, RELIGION, HE IS A MUSLIM, NO PROBLEMS, THERE, BUT, VOTING FOR YOU FUCKS? AS A CONSTITUTIONAL LAW ATTORNEY, YOU MAKE MY SKIN CRAWL! I WANT TO SCREAM, THAT OUR COUNTRY, WOULD EVEN CONSIDER YOUR SORRY ASSES, NOT BECAUSE OF RUSSIA, BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE VIOLATING YOUR OATHS AND AFFIRMATIONS OF OFFICE, TRUMP 100% OF THE TIME AND PENCE, RIGHT UP THERE WITH HIM, AS EXEMPLIFIED, AT THE COLTS VS. 49ERS GAME! THIS "BLACK INTENTITY EXTREMIST" CLASSIFICATION, CAME OUT IN THE NEWS, WHAT LAST NIGHT? THIS MORNING, I COULD TELL, THAT THERE WAS, SOMETHING GOING ON AT THE HAMMOND HOUSE WITH CHORES, TO DELAY ME, OR WHATEVER. BUT, THERE WERE COPS, AT WALGREENS, WHEN, I GOT OFF THE BUS, ANOTHER, SHERIFFS SQUAD CAR, AS I CROSSED, OVER AT PINE AND MCDONALDS TO THE TRANSIT TUNNELS, THEN, I NOTICED, ON, AS I WAS WAITING FOR THE BUS, AT THE KIRLAND PARK & RIDE, TOO BAD FOR YOU, I HOPED, ON THE BUS, TO GO GET A DIET COKE, READING THE WRITING ON THE WALLS, FIRST WONDERING, BUT, THAT ONE LEFT ME, CREEPING AND CRAWLING WITH DISGUST! THE MORE I PROVE, THAT I AM THE BLOGGER, EXTRAORDINAIRE, RATHER THAN THE COP HOUSEWIVES, THE MORE THE SEATTLE HEAT IS ON ME, CANNABLE CITY! SO, ONCE ON THE BUS, NOT SURPRISING, THE SHERIFF'S VEHICLE, CAME LOOKING, PARKED TO CHECK OUT THE PASSENGERS OR THOSE WAITING FOR THE BUS, BUT I WAS ALREADY ON THE BUS! FUNNY, SO MANY READ THIS BLOG, KNOW WHERE I HANG OUT AND GO, TO WRITE THE BLOG, SOPHIA'S PLACE, THAT THEY ARE STARTING TO NOTICE, ME . . . I HATE THE ATTENTION AND GENERALLY, JUST WRITE, BECAUSE I CARE! AND DARE! BUT THIS MILLENNIAL, ALL READ THIS, HAVE SAVED ME BEFORE, LOOKED AT ME AS I CHECKED OUT WHERE THE COP WAS PARKING, HE SMILED, LIKE I KNOW, EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE, AND WHY YOU ARE WATCHING THE COP! TWICE WE CROSSED, PATHS WITH OUR EYES, ME, LIKE SEE, I AM NOT FOOLING, HE. LIKE I GET WHY YOU RUN! LOL. NICE TO HAVE WITNESSES! NOW, I AM NOT THAT FAMILIAR WITH THE BUSES, ANYWHERE, SO THE OTHER NIGHT, I HAD, A FLASHWORD DREAM, "OVERLAKE" . . . I TRIED TO GET THERE YESTERDAY, BUT, SOMEHOW, THAT DIDN'T PAN OUT! WONDER OF WONDERS, I SAW A MCDONALD'S, STOPPED AND LOW AND BEHOLD, I FOUND ONE THAT HAS CNN! YEAH, NO MORE, ESPN! JOCK SHOCK, DON'T CARE! SEAHAWKS, YEAH, BUT THE REST, FUCK THAT SHIT, I HAVE A WORLD TO SAVE! LOL. SO, I WAS HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY. VERY GLAD TO BE INSIDE THE FAST FOOD JOINT, BECAUSE, TWO MORE SHERIFFS, CAME CALLING AND LOOKING FOR ME, AFTER BEING DROPPED OFF BY THE BUS DRIVER TO OVERLAKE P & R. I KNEW BY THE SHOCK IN THE BUS DRIVER'S VOICE THAT HE HAD BEEN ALERTED TO NOTIFY, OR WATCH FOR ME, AND HE SEEMED SHOCKED, THAT I WAS GOING THE OPPOSITE WAY, FROM SOPHIA'S PLACE, THE PLAN, AND THE STAKE OUT AND STING OP CENTER! I THINK THERE WAS A PLANNED STING OP, YESTERDAY! RED JEEP GOD INTEL, IN THE PARKING LOT TODAY, AND YESTERDAY, ONE DROVE BY ME--HAVEN'T SEEN ONE FOR A WEEK OR SO! NOW THERE ARE SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS ON ALL THE BUSES, SO, THE COPS, CAN JUST FOLLOW ME WHEREVER I GO, BUT, THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM GETTING OFF. AFTER GETTING OFF, I HAD A FEW MINUTES TO GET INSIDE MCDONALD'S, BEFORE, THE BACKUP CREWS, CAME BUZZYING BY, ON WHATEVER STREET I WAS ON! I HAVEN'T SEEN A COP FOR WEEKS, BECAUSE THE FEDS HAVE BEEN DOING HARASSMENT DUTY AT THE LA FITNESS CENTERS. LAST WEEK, I VENTURED OUT TO THE BALLARD LA FITNESS CENTER, WHICH GAME ME THE BALLS TO HIT THE MOVIE IN AN UNKNOWN AREA OF SEATTLE, ON SATURDAY! THE POOL IS AMAZING AT THE BALLARD FITNESS CENTER. IT IS LIKE A TOMB, IN BELLEVUE, AND I HAVE, IF I WERE TO GUESS, AT LEAST 3 HIT MEN, IN THE ISOLATED POOL AREA, AWAY FROM EVERYONE! THE BALLARD ONE LOOKS, LIKE SOME RESORT HOTEL, IN THE ISLANDS! BLUE SKYS AND PALM TREES, LOUNGE CHAIRS, AND PLENTY OF TIME AND LANES! THE BELLEVUE CHINA POPULATION ARE FUCKING FISH, AND IN THE POOL ALL THE TIME! LOL. I HAVE TO COMPETE TO GET A LANE, FOR MYSELF, IN BELLEVUE OR THE COPS, HAVE SENT THEM, KNOWING THEY ARE TOO DAMNED POLITE FOR ME TO GET PISSED OFF, AT THEM, AND SCREAM THAT I WANT TO DO MY ROUTINE! LOL. I ALWAYS WORKS OUT, BUT, SERIOUSLY, LIKE ON THE BUS, I WANT TO YELL, OKAY, NOW, THIS IS TOO BUSY, SO, HALF OF YOU, NEED TO GET OFF, AT THE NEXT STOP, OR, GO IN THE HOT TUBE! LOL. FUCK, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, GOING FROM MONTANA WITH A MILLION PEOPLE, BARELY, TO A CITY WITH 7 TO 8 MILLION! LOL. LOVE IT, BUT, SOLITUDE IN SWIMMING, THERE IS NOT! KISSES TO BALLARD POOL. THE GREAT THING ABOUT LA FITNESS IS THERE ARE ENOUGH OF THEM, LIKE, THE BUSES TO KEEP THE COPS, BUSY, LOOKING FOR ME EACH DAY! I KNOW WHERE THE ONE IN EVERETTE IS LOCATED TOO! 750 OF THEM, THAT I HAVE THE KEY TOO! LOVE IT! SO, IF THE QUICK CAB, EXIT AND BACK, TAKING UP MY WHOLE MORNING, WAS NOT ENOUGH, I NOTICED, THAT A COP, HAD, SWITCHED PLACES WITH THE SECURITY GUARD, THAT HELPS THE KIDS CROSS THE STREET FROM THE SCHOOL OR ACADEMY, AROUND THE CORNER FROM THE KIRKLAND P & R, WHEN, I FINALLY, GOT BACK FROM THE OVERLAKE P & R. WITH 249 BUS, ONLY GOING THERE EVERY HOUR! BUT, THE COP WAS WEARING THE SAME, FLORESCENT GREEN VEST, TO TRY TO FOOL ME, BUT, I SAW HIS GUN, FROM THE BUS! I ALSO SAW THE SECURITY DUDE, WHO FITS THE JOB, SITTING ON THE RETAINING WALL, JUST DOWN THE ROAD. LAST WEEK, I CROSSED THAT STREET, TO GET TO BURGERMASTER, ON THE DAY LAST WEEK THE COPS WERE TRAILING ME AND ON MY ASS, WITH BIKE COPS, AND CROSSING GUARD COPS, IN ADDITION TO OTHERS! DO I LOOK LIKE A BLACK MEN TO YOU? SO WHAT IS UP? SERIOUSLY, RACIAL PROFILING, AND RACIAL IDENTIFYING IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL! I AM ALLOWED TO WRITE WHATEVER IN THE FUCK, I WANT, IN SUPPORT OF THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS, AGAINST YOU FAGGOTS, AND, THERE IS NOT LEGALLY, ONE THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! I AM NOT, THE FREQUENT FLYER, UNITED, BOOBY PRIZE, YOU ALL HOPE I AM . . . HER FAKE TITS, ARE ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY GENUINE ASS! LOL. THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR YOU, DOING THE BUFALLO EXCHANGE! MEN, GENERALLY, LOOK AT THE BOOBS, OF A WOMAN, BEFORE, THEY ENGAGE IN CONVERSATION, AND YOU ARE TELLING ME, THAT, YOU CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN, A 36D AND A 40DDD? GET FUCKING REAL! I AM REAL. LAB CREATED BEAUTY, IS WHAT THE COP SHOPS, LIKE! SHALLOW HALS. GO WATCH THE MOVIE! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! I AM LEGEND, WHETHER EVER FUCKING DUMB ASS COP, IN THE COUNTRY, BEGS AND PLEADS, THAT IT BE, THE BOOBIE PRIZE CHICKS! I DON'T NEED TO PLAY, THE SEX GAMES, I CAN DO ALL THIS MYSELF, AND DODGE YOUR FUCKING BULLETS, DOGS, SURVEILLANCE, COPS, FEDS, SHELTER CHICKS, UNDERCOVER COP CHICKS, AND HAVE FOR 6 YEARS, DIP SHITS! I AM LEGEND! I STARTED MY CAREER, BEING A LEGEND WITHIN A YEAR, AND I HAVE NEVER, CHANGED MY SPOTS! OF COURSE THEY ALL WANT TO BE ME, ANY COP WORTH, SHOUTING ABOUT, WOULD PREFER ME OVER ALL 10 OF THEM! FUCK? RUN THE FUTURE! COP JOCK SHOCKS, ARE DINASOURS RIGHT THERE WITH, TRUMP AND PENCE. I AM WITH TILLERSON, LIKE HIM, MORE AND MORE EACH DAY! TRUMP IS MORON #1, AND PENCE IS MORON #2! GUESS WHAT, THIS IS AMERICA, I GET TO SAY THAT, WRITE THAT, AND TRUTH IS A DEFENSE TO ANY, CLAIM OF SLANDER AND LIBEL! LOL. GOTTA LOVE THIS AMERICAN RIDE! OH, YEAH! WHEN YOU ARE AT THE TOP, THERE IS NO WHERE TO GO BUT HIGHER, AND I AM, HITS, RESULTS, IN THE BILLIONS EACH DAY, AND THAT IS NOT SHAKEY, WEAK, BRUNETTE, SKINNY, FLAT ASSED, KAY. BORA BORA! YOU HAVE FAR MORE FUN, WITH ME WRITING! SHE IS KISSING YOUR ASSES AND SUCKING DICK! I NEVER NEEDED TO AUDITION TO BE ME! I AM LEGEND. SHE WANTED TO BE THE SECOND, SHE MET ME IN JUNIOR FUCKING HIGH! HER STAR WAS ATTACHED TO MINE, BECAUSE, I WAS ALREADY THERE, SAME, 50 YEARS LATER WITH THE LAW! AND SHE GOT HER LAW DEGREE, WHAT 10 YEARS BEFORE ME, AND I OUTRANKED HER, IN LEGAL AUTHORITY, AND WEIGHT, WITH MY FIRST JOB, AND NEVER LOOKED BACK, AS SHE ATE MY DUSK, FOR THE LAST 25 YEARS! FUCK YOU BITCH! DIE A SLOW, LINGERING, UGLY DEATH, HAG! OKAY. YEAH, OH, KAY! DOENS'T THAT DISCRIPTION OF THAT, BLAH, BLAH, MOODY BITCH FIT PERFECT! I AM PERFECTLY SUITED FOR LIFE! SHE IS A CAR TOY. I WALK! NOW FOR MODERN LOVE! ALLEGORY OR ANALOGY, FOR, MODERN LAW ENFORCEMENT.

I DELIVER TO YOU . . . EVEN WHEN, YOU CAN'T GET TO ME!

LOOK, I AM DOING ALL IN MY POWER TO EDUCATE YOU MORONS!  LOL.  YES, I AM A GENIUS!

In this modern world of ours, we have successfully, broken, all barriers to healthy sexual relations between a man and a woman, regardless of race, age, social strata, and standing.  We used to have to stick with our own, race, religion, region, and we were limited, to, what was socially acceptable.  That is all, opened up, today, giving us an expanded, vision of what, love is, who, that consists of, and, has taken away, many of the boundaries of the past generations!  Take for instance, President Macron, of France, his absolutely gorgeous wife, is 27 years older than, he is, and used to be his, junior high school teacher!  That shows you how progressive, France is, and how, stuck, many, morons in America still are, depending on the facts, in America, Ms. First Lady of France, Macron, might have spent some time in jail!  

Take our President, in comparison, his wife, First Lady, Melania, is what, 27 years, the Donald's junior!  OLD SCHOOL!  If you watch, what is trending, in TV advertisement, you will almost, see, more, MIXATION, NATION, couples, blacks and Asians, whites, both, males and females, mixed families, Asian mother and son, married to a black and his son, Hispanics and whites, or blacks, and all other combinations!  As of late, I have been seeing, young hot dudes, with, heavier, hot chicks!  Shallow Hal's, millennials are not, many raised by smart, women, educated, witty, fun, and more exploratory, than the traditional housewife, they want, fun, smart conversation, and a good time!  We are starting to see, plus size models, who are beautiful women, realizing, that, 14 year old, models, without hips, who are airbrushed to perfection, until, they hit puberty, have long, blitzed, our minds and seared our senses, knowing full well, these pre-pubescent, teens, will get theirs, in about, a year or two and price or land themselves, too old, or too curvy, to be the ideal, with large heads, and nothing bodies, so the clothes hang on them!

Traditions are falling all over the place, educational levels, countries, religious preferences, and everything is going down, so people are fucking free, to love, who, what, and why, they want, with less and less resistance from, their elders, who have shattered, divorce records, and fucked families, through, their stupid stereotypes and limitations on who you can love!  For decades, I have denied myself, relationship, after relationship, because of this or that, or because, someone might think this, or that might offend, him or her!  I AM DONE!  I have found, that, often, Mr. Totally Wrong, has been, exactly, what I needed to rock my world, to shake me up, to cleanse me of, bigotry, stereotypes, religious limitations, and I have been lucky enough, to have partners, whether married or not, who have worked magic in me, and been transformative partners, not necessarily, forever, but, critical to my growth and evolution as a human being!  THANKS!

SOCIAL MEDIA IN THE WORLD OF MODERN LOVE, HAS BOTH, BEEN A TOOL OF ENLIGHTENMENT, BUT ALSO, A TOOL OF PUNISHMENT FOR ERRORING SPOUSES, LOVERS AND A BATTERING RAM, USED TO CRUCIFY, FORMER, LOVERS, SECRET LOVERS, OR MARRIAGE PARTNERS ON THE CHEAT . . . SURVIELLANCE CAMERAS, WIRETAPPING, EAVESDROPPING, AND THE RELAXED STANDARDS UNDER THE PATRIOT ACT, HAVE ALLOWED, LAW ENFORCEMENT, TO DO THE SAME, SPYING ON, BOTH CRIMINAL AND NON-CRIMINAL OPPONENTS, EVEN POLITICAL AND CIVIL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS, SOME CONSIDERED ENEMIES OF THE STATE, OR ENEMY COMBATANTS, ALONG WITH BEING CLASSIFIED WITH TERRORISTS, WHEN, NO COMPARISON IS MERITED!

PERHAPS, MY COMPARISON FAILS, IN SOME RESPECTS, I AM JUST MAKING THIS UP, AS I GO ALONG, WITHOUT, MUCH THOUGHT, JUST THROWING, OUT SEEDS, AND IDEAS, THAT CAN BE DEVEOPED BY PSYCHOLOGISTS, SOCIOLOGISTS, AND PSYCHIATRISTS, IF NOT, SOCIAL ENGINEERS, AND OTHERS WHO STUDY, MODERN PSYCHOPATHY, AND IDEOLOGIES!

AS SOCIETY IS EXPANDING THEIR DEFINITIONS, THE COPS, MAKING UP, LOCAL, STATE, FEDERAL, INTERNATIONAL, ARE TRENDING, IN A VERY DIFFERENT WAY, TO A "UNIFIED POLICE FORCE" ALL FOR ONE, AND ONE FOR ALL!  SO, RATHER THAN, DIVERSIFYING, THEY ARE HOMOGENIZING, OR BECOMING, ONE WITH LITTLE JURISDICTIONAL, DIFFERENCES, AND DISTINCTIONS?

WHAT IS EVERYONE'S RESPONSIBILITY, IS NOBODIES RESPONSIBILITY . . . THE BUCK DOESN'T STOP HERE!  I HAVE WONDERED, IF THIS IS NOT, A PROTECTION, CIRCLE THE WAGONS, APPROACH TO STOP LAW ENFORCEMENT FROM BEING, SUED, BY BAD ASS CON LAW CHICKS LIKE ME . . . NOT YOUR AVERAGE, ATTORNEY, WITH AVERAGE SKILLS, NOT YOUR COP HOUSEWIVES YOU ARE TRYING SO DESPERATELY TO PROTECT, AND PROMOTE AS ME, I UNDERSTAND THE MONEY ASPECT, BUT, THE TRAINING, THE POWER, KWOWLEDGE IS POWER, IT IS A IF, LAW ENFORCEMENT IS REFUSING TO BE TRAINED, OR DOESN'T WANT TO LISTEN TO HOW IT REALLY IS, UNDER THE CONSTITUTION, AND THEY ARE BALKING, AT BEING GIVEN, THE PROPER TOOLS, TO MAKE THE CORRECT DECISIONS ON THE STREET WITH, CONFIDENCE AND SECURITY, THAT THEY ARE DOING THINGS RIGHT?  BECAUSE THAT, PROTECTIONIST, STANCE, APPEARS TO BE THE RESULT OF THE FIRST, MISHAP OR STEP, MAKING A NON-ATTORNEY, OR TORTS ATTORNEY, AND OTHERS, ME, GETTING MISINFORMATION, RATHER THAN, PROPER TRAINING, THAT IS POWER TOOLS OF THE TRADE!  YOU TRADED ME!

TRADER JOE'S, FOR THE FLIGHTY FLIGHT ATTENDANT, WAITRESS IN THE SKY, WILL NEVER GET YOU POWER, BECAUSE, KNOWLEGE IS POWER . . . CHEERLEADING, POSSIBLY, BUT, NEVER POWER AND THE KNOWLEDGE THAT, THINGS ARE BEING DONE RIGHT!  THAT IS A SCARY THOUGHT, AND LEADS TO DESPERATE MEASURES, LIKE, TWISTING, VICTIMS, ON RACIAL VIOLENCE, HATRED, SHOOTINGS, AND MAKING THEM, THE ACTUAL PERPETRATORS, MUCH, LIKE HAS BEEN DONE IN, RAPE CASES FOR YEARS, AND SEEMS TO BE THE STANDARD, POSTION FOR, THESE BLACK SHOOTINGS, STARTING WITH, TREYVON MARTIN, TO MICHAEL BROWN, TO MICHAEL BENNETT, SEAHAWK, WHO, OF COURSE, ACTED DIFFERENT, THAT, YOU AND ME, WOULD UNDER THE EXACT SAME CIRCUMSTANCES, SHIT, WHY WOULD HE ACT NORMAL, BLACK MEN ARE BEING GUNNED DOWN, FREDDY GRAY, FOR LOOKING SIDEWAYS AT A COP!

AFTER THE ACTION!

THE SITUATION IN LAS VEGAS . . . THE COPS, FUCKING FILMED, OR STAGED, THE SHOOTING, OF THE CONCERT, AFTER, THE FACT, ON OCTOBER 2ND, 2017?

THERE IS NO MANIFESTO, NO NOTE, NO MOTIVE, NOT EVEN A PICTURE OF THE GUNMAN, IN ONE PIECE, A PICTURE OF HIS FACE, THEN, HIS LOWER BODY . . . TO SOMEONE TRAINED IN EVDIDENCE GATHERING, IS THIS A REAL MAN?  SOMEONE COULD TAKE A MAN, KILLED DURING THE VIETNAM WAR, YEARS AGO, SEEN WITH HIS AUTRIALIAN OR PHILIPINO WIFE, BUT HE WAS DEAD, YEARS AGO . . . SOMETHING DOESN'T SMELL RIGHT?

THIS IS THE SHIT THAT HAPPENS WHEN, YOU ARE SCARED OF YOUR OWN, SHADOW, AND ILL-PREPARED FOR WHAT, HAPPENED, NOR HOW TO HANDLE IT, WHEN, PEOPLE ARE BREATHING DOWN YOU NECK FOR ANSWERS, AND FOR GOD SAKE, IF THIS IS, ALL A BULL SHIT THING, MOVIES ARE MADE ALL THE TIME, WITH WAY WORSE CRIME SCENES, AND BELIEVE ME, MY DOUBLES ARE INTO FILM MAKING!

THE COPS MAY NOT EVEN KNOW, THAT, THE SHOOTING WAS FAKE, OR STAGED, OR TO FUCK WITH LAWS, OR TO GO TO DISARM CITIZENS, OR TO MILITARIZE THE COPS, OR FOR POLITICAL FODDER FOR THE PRESIDENT, OR WHO KNOWS, TO SELL, U.S. ATTORNEY GENERAL, SESSIONS, BACK FLASH TO THE BUSH, POWER DAYS OF COP RULE ON THE STREETS, WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA UPSETTING THE COP WORLD, PAT RAT ACT, VISION OF A PEACEFUL WORLD, UNDER, THE NEW THIRD REIGH, OR THROUGH, TOTAL COP CONTROL, NO CONSTITUTION, NO RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS, CONFISCATION, OF GUNS, LIKE DURING KATRINA?

THE MAN IS A MYSTERY, HE SEEMED TO HAVE NO FRIENDS, NO REASONS, WAS ALLEGEDLY SUCCESSFUL, AND ALL THE PICTURES, OLD ONES, EVEN THE SOCIAL MEDIA, WAS TAKEN DOWN . . . 6:00 AM, THE DAY AFTER THE SHOOTINGS, MY FRIEND, PULLED UP, DUDES SOCIAL MEDIA, HE WAS INTO ZZ TOP, KID ROCK, PEACE THROUGH FAITH, THERE WERE PICTURES OF HIM, HIS WIFE, AND CHILD, YOUNG?  THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SOMEONE READY TO REIGN DOWN, BLOODY HELL ON CONCERT GOERS!  HIS YOUNGER BROTHER LOOKS LIKE HIM?  COP?  DEAD BROTHER?  WOULD FIT WITH, PHILIPPINO WIFE.  $100,000 FOR GRAVE ROBBING, RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARCH?

SAVAGE CHICKENS!
RATHER THAN, JUST ADMIT, THAT, SHOTS RANG OUT, CONCERT ATTENDERS AND JASON ALDEAN, ALIKE, FREAKED, AND MANNING UP, TO WHAT WAS DONE, TO ACCOMPLISH THIS OR THAT, THE COPS, SHOULD JUST ADMIT, THEY NEED HELP, TRAINING, FROM, MAYBE EVEN THE WOMAN, THEY HAVE HATED FOR 20 YEARS, SO, THEY CAN, GET OFF THE EASY STREAK, OF THE PATRIOT ACT, THAT VIOLATES, EVERYTHING, ALL AMERICANS, TAKE AN OATH TO DEFEND, PROTECT AND PRESERVE, AND GET BACK WITH BEING JUST AMERICANS, DOING A DAMNED GOOD JOB, AT ENFORCING THE LAWS OF THE LAND, OR BEING PEACE OFFICERS, RESTORING PEACE TO A SKETCHY SITUATION!  WE LOVE YOU, WE FORGIVE YOU, WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES, BUT TO CONTINUE TO MAKE THEM, STARTS TO MAKE THEM, UNRULEY, AND WRONG, JUST PLAIN WRONG!  REPENT, CHANGE, FIX IT!

I KNOW IN A THOUSANDS YEARS, I'D FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU AGAIN!

SEATTLE SUPER FOOD. HEART OF EVIL. THE RUBBER CHICKEN PURSE DIARIES. SEATTLE'S BEST LAUNDRY. CENTRAL STEELE INC. ALL SAINTS. PINBALL. GOVERNMENT MULE. SMARTPICKS. MY GOODNESS BREAD & BUTTER. A PRAYER FOR OWEN MEANY. MEAN SANDWICHES. BOP STREET RECORDS. BUFFALO EXCHANGE. HAPPY HAULER. MARKET STREET SHOES. PIE BAR. KICK IT BOUTIQUE. TROVE. RADWAGON. RAD POWER BIKES. SAM'S SUSHI BAR. TRICKEDER KNITTING SPECIALTIES. MANAGED BY CUBESMART. IS CODING. RUN THE FUTURE. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR USE IN HOT BEVERAGES. COLUMBIA'S FINEST. TWISTER. AFTER THE ACTION. CALIFORNIA'S RISING. MAJESTIC THEATER. BATTLE OF THE SEXES. BILLY JEAN KING VS. BOBBY RIGGS. CODING. GIRLS. WOMEN. #BORN TO DARE! RULE OF THE GAME: (1) NEVER LET A MAN BEAT YOU AT SOMETHING, YOU CAN BEAT HIM AT! THE TENNIS MOVIE REMINDED ME, OF TWO YOUNG MEN, DISCUSSING THE DATE ONE OF THEM HAD, THE NIGHT BEFORE . . . MAN, I HAVE NEVER HAD A GIRL BEAT ME AT TENNIS! SHE SAID, I HAVE NEVER HAD A GUY BEAT ME. GUESS WHO WON? (2) ANY REAL MAN, IS NOT GOING TO BE OFFENDED BY A WOMEN, BEATING HIM, AT EVEN HIS OWN GAME! YOU ARE NOT BEING LESS THAN FEMININE FOR BEATING A MAN AT BASKETBALL, FOOTBALL, BASEBALL, BOWLNG, GOLF, OR CHESS! JUST DO IT! THAT OLD NIKE CHALLENGE! SMILE. (3) JUST REALIZE, AS HILLARY DID, THAT, THE CROWDS, MEN AND WOMEN, ALIKE, WILL CHEER FOR THE DUDE, AUTOMATICALLY . . . THEY BELIEVE, OR ARE BRAINWASHED, THAT IT IS A MAN'S DIVINE RIGHT TO BEAT A WOMAN, AT ANY GAME, REGARDLESS OF THE STAKES! CHEATING ME OUT THE LAST TWO "A'S" ON MY UNDERGRADUATE GPA OR GRADE POINT AVERAGE, SO, MIKE OR A MAN, COULD BE THE TOP STUDENT? TAKING WOMEN, OUT OF THE RUNNING, ON BEING LAW REVIEW OR TOP TEN, IN LAW SCHOOL, BECAUSE, ONLY MEN, HAVE TO SUPPORT THEIR FAMILIES? SCREAMMMMM! STILL HAPPENS! WHATEVER THE ARGUMENTS IN THE MOVIE WERE IN THE 70'S, ARE THE SAME TODAY, THEY ARE JUST SNEAKIER AND SAY IT MORE POLITICALLY CORRECT, BUT, I BELIEVE AFTER WATCHING THE GENTLEMANLY, MANNER IN WHICH, THE MEN, IN THE KING, RIGGS, TENNIS MATCH, WERE, KNOWING, THAT, IS NOT THE CASE IN 2017! I OUTRANK ALL THE MEN, THEY CAN'T BEAT ME IN COURT, NOR IN THE LEGISLATURE, NOT IN THE WATER COMPACT, AND 10,000 OF THEM, CAN'T REACH THE NUMBERS OF HITS OR RESULTS, I GET DAILY ON MY BLOG, EVEN O THEIR BEST DAY . . . SO, THEY JUST STEAL THE MONEY, OR GIVE CREDIT TO LESS WORTHY FEMALES, OR THEMSELVES! THAT IS UNSPORTSMAN-LIKE CONDUCT! YOU JUST SIMPLY LOSE, AND LIKE IN ANY SPORT, YOU CONGRATULATE THE WINNER WITH GRACE AND DIGNITY! FUCK! (4) NEWSFLASH, WOMEN, GIRLS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A LESBIAN TO BE A GREAT ATHLETE! I THINK THE MOVIE SPENT FAR TOO MUCH TIME ON THE RELATIONSHIP, THAT REALLY HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES, OR WAIT, MAYBE IT DOES . . . PERHAPS THE STATEMENT WAS, THAT WOMEN ON WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN, MEN AND WOMEN--HER HUSBAND WAS SUPER HOT TOO! I HAVE HAD SOME OF MY COLLEGE FRIENDS, ATHLETES, ON BASKETBALL TEAMS AND WHAT NOT, GET SUCKED IN, OR INTRODUCED TO THAT LIFESTYLE, WHICH, DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH BEING A GREAT AND GIFTED ATHLETE! NO ONE HAS DEFENDED GAY AND LESBIAN RIGHTS, MORE THAN I HAVE NOT ONLY ON THIS BLOG, BUT, BEFORE THAT, IN PROPOSITION 8, WHEN, GAY MARRIAGE WAS VOTED IN BY THE PEOPLE OF CALIFORNIA, THEN, CHALLENGED, BY THE MORMON CHURCH AND THE CATHOLIC CHURCH, GOING WAY BACK TO 2008 ELECTIONS! PEOPLE DON'T ALWAYS, CHOOSE, WHAT THEIR ATTRACTIONS ARE, BUT, FEMALE AND MALE ATHLETES, LET THEM CHOOSE, DON'T INDUCT THEM INTO A CULTURE, THEY MAY NEVER HAVE BEEN DRAWN INTO! JUST MY OPINION. WHEATON . . . KIDS . . . WE MOVE YOUR WORLD. I AM SO, PRO FAMILIES, ESPECIALLY, WHEN, YOU HAVE SMART, GIFTED, AMAZING, GENES THAT CAN BE PASSED ON TO THE NEXT GENERATION! CASE IN POINT! LOL. JUST BE CAREFUL, OKAY? NO OFFENSE, NO DISCRIMINATION INTENDED, JUST A WORD OF CAUTION! OFTEN THE CULTURE, TRIES TO DICTATE, WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A FEMALE ATHLETE. I HAVE BEEN BOY, MAN, CRAZY ALL MY LIFE! I HAD A BEST FRIEND, WHO LONG, STAYED, JUST A FRIEND, BUT THE VERY SECOND, SHE CROSSED THAT LINE, BETWEEN, BEING A FRIEND AND TRYING TO SUCK ME INTO, HER BULL SHIT, THAT WAS THE LAST TIME I SAW HER! FUCK NO! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE RIGHT PLUMBING TO SATISFY ME! I USED TO LOVE TO HEAR, MY LITTLE FARM GIRL, FRIEND, ANNIE, FROM OHIO, VIA, MONTANA, GO OFF ON A RANT AND RAVE, ABOUT, THE LESBIANS, WHO DARED TO TELL HER, TO GO FOR PUSSY! MEOWWWWWWW. STRATCHHHHHHHHHH. SSSSSSSSSSSSSS. SHE WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY, BUT DEAD SERIOUS, ABOUT, THESE CHICKS TRYING TO CONVINCE HER, THAT SHE SHOULD LEAVE MEN ALONE AND TRY WOMEN. THE REVERSE IS TRUE FOR MEN ON MEN. LET IT GO. IF THEY ARE GAY, THEY WILL FIGURE IT OUT, WITHOUT YOU, BULLYING, PRESSURING, OR CONIVING THEM, INTO THINKING,DUE TO CULTURAL NORMS OF THAT PARTICULAR SPORT, OR THE SPARTAN, CIA, FUCK DADDY, SIT ON MY LAP SHIT! SO NOT COOL! BUT, OVERALL, HISTORY, GREAT MOVIE, FOR WHAT IT SAYS, AND THANK GOD FOR, PIONEERS, THOSE WHO DARE, AND SUPER ATHLETES! I AM SOMEWHAT OF AN ATHLETE MYSELF. BEFORE THEY HAD TITLE IX SPORTS FOR WOMEN, I USED TO PLAY CHURCH AND INTERMURAL BASKETBALL, AND WOULD RUN, UNTIL, I PASSED OUT, AT TIMES, BEING THE ONLY CHICK ON THE TEAM WHO COULD SCORE! LOL. IN ONE CHURCH GAME, THE MORMON BISHOP, ASKED ME, IF I WOULD COACH THE WOMEN'S BASKETBALL TEAM. THE FIRST WOMEN I ASKED TO BE ON THE TEAM, SAID, NOW, HOW MANY PLAYERS ARE EACH TEAM ARE THERE? WHAT THE FUCK? YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME. HOWEVER, WHEN, I WAS PLAYING, CHURCH BALL, YOUNGER, THERE USED TO BE, 6 GIRLS ON BOTH TEAMS, AND SOME OF THE GIRLS, COULD ONLY RUN, THEIR PRECIOUS FRAIL FEMALE BODS, HALF COURT! THEN, THERE WAS A ROVER, WHO COULD GO FULL COURT! THAT WAS IN THE LATE 60'S AND 70'S! I WAS GENERALLY THE ROVER, BUT ONCE, THE COACH, WANTED TO GIVE ME A REST, AND SHE PUT, ME IN, AS EITHER, OFFENSE OR DEFENSE, WHERE I COULD ONLY GO HALF COURT . . . MY FOOT TOUCHED THE LINE AND THE REF, CALLED SOMETHING ON ME, SIDE OUT, OR WHATEVER, AND I WAS SO PISSED, I TOOK THE BALL AND THREW IT AT THE REF! NOT COOL EITHER. MY FATHER THE MORMON BISHOP, GRABBED ME AND TOOK ME OUT INTO THE HALL, AND SAID, YOU CANNOT, BE THAT AGRESSIVE AND DEAL WITH THE REF THAT WAY. BAD CALL DAD! ANYWAY, IT WAS YOU, WHO TAUGHT ME TO NOT ONLY PLAY, BUT TO WIN. HE NEVER LET US WIN, ON OUR BASKETBALL STANDARD IN THE DRIVEWAY! NO RESPONSE. THAT SAME HEATED GAME, SOME CHICK, EQUALLY, COMPETATIVE, CAME RUNNING AT ME, DURING THE GAME, BOTH, FOREARMS, IN A BATTERING RAM, POSITION TO TAKE ME, OUT, THE MAIN, SCORER, AND I SIMPLY MOVED TO THE SIDE AND SHE RAN, STRAIGHT ON INTO THE STAGE, BREAKING BOTH ARMS. OH, THOSE NON-COMPETATIVE, CHURCH GALS! I LOVED MY GRANDMA'S ATTITUDE, AS SHE WAS ROOFING A HOUSE, AT AGE, 83, BUT HER MANTRA, HER WHOLE LIFE, AS SHE RAN A RESORT, CRYSTAL HOT SPRINGS, "ANYTHING A MAN CAN DO, I CAN DO BETTER!" SMILE. DITTO, GRAMS! MY MOTHER USED TO SAY, THAT, I GOT, BOTH, MY GRANDMOTER'S FEMINISTS GENES! DNA IS THICK AND POWERFUL! HELLA COMPETITOR! AH, THE LAWYER FROM HELL! LOL. CAREERS THAT FIT! IT IS ALL IN THE ATTITUDE, IF THE JOANN, YOU ARE DEALING WITH, ISN'T A TOTAL COMPETATIVE BITCH, SHE IS NOT ME! LOL. I CRIED THE FIRST CHURCH VOLLEYBALL GAME I LOST, IN 7TH GRADE. SO THE NEXT TIME, I SERVED, 15 POINTS, STRAIGHT! LOL. I AM NOT ACCUSTOMED TO LOSING. I DON'T DO IT WELL. OH, FUCK NO! I DONT LOSE. THAT DOESN'T MEAN, OTHERS, CAN'T CHEAT TO WIN ME, BUT IN FAIR PLAY, THEY CAN'T BEAT ME AT ABOUT ANYTHING I DO. THAT WOULD INCLUDE GOLF, IF GIVEN, THE SAME PRACTICE! THANKS BILLY JEAN, FOR THE DETERMINATION, TO TAKE ON THAT, CLOWN, ASS JERK, BOBBY RIGGS. I LOVED THE SCENE, WITH HIS WIFE, WEARING ORANGE FOR SMART . . . SHE REMINDED, THE MAN, THAT HE HAD BEEN LIVING OFF HER, SMARTS, FOR ALL THESE YEARS, SINCE HIS WINS IN TENNIS. HE WAS A PLAYBOY. BUT, THAT IS THE TRUTH, OFTEN, THE BIGGEST MALCHUVENIST PIGS, ARE THE MEN, MOST RELIANT ON WOMEN, TO SUPPORT THEM. FEEL THE HEAT DAD! FROM MOM TO ME! THERE IS NOT GRACE AND DIGNITY FOR A MAN, WHO IS ONE THING, AND SINGS AN ENTIRELY, DIFFERENT TUNE! IF THERE IS ONE THING, IN YOUR LIFE, TRY FOR INTERNAL INTEGRITY. THE BIZARRE THING ABOUT THIS BLOG, IS I AM CHRONICLING, MY LIFE, ALMOST A DAILY JOURNAL ENTRY, MAINLY FOR MY KIDS, AND HOW, SOMEONE DRIVING AROUND IN A LIMO, OPERATING, VULCAN REAL ESTATE AND CONSTRUCTION, OR THEIR BITCHES, CAN CLAIM, THEY WROTE THIS BLOG, WHEN, I AM TALKING ABOUT, THE POVERELLO CENTER, IN MONTANA, OR ANGELINES, MARY'S PLACE, AND NOW THE HAMMOND HOUSE? I FIT THE STORY! CHECK MY ENTRIES, THE CODES, BUT REAL STORES, OVER IN BALLARD, WHERE THE MAJESTIC MOVIE THEATER IS, COOL, VINTAGE THEATER, SO HOT, AND FUN, TIME PERIOD, MOVIES POSTERS FROM WAY BACK, GREAT HISTORIC PRESERVATION, URBAN RENEWAL! I GOT OFF ON THE BUS STOP, JUST DOWN THE CORNER FROM, THE THEATER, THANKS TO SOME VERY HELPFUL AND RESOURCEFUL FELLOW TRAVELLERS, WHO GUIDED ME, IN MY ADVENTURES OFF MY BEATEN PATH, BUT, I TOOK THE LINE "D" TO THE STOP I GET OFF FOR THE LA FITNESS IN BALLARD, THEN, CROSSED THE STREET OR UNDER THE BRIDGE, TO PICK UP, RT.40 IN FRONT OF, THE MEAN SANDWICH SHOP, AND RODE THAT BUS, TO DOWNTOWN, THE SHOPS, BETWEEN THE BUS STOP AND THE MAJESTIC THEATER, WILL MATCH. NOW, HOW COPS, OR OTHERS, CAN'T ACTUALLY, FOLLOW MY ROUTE ALMOST DAILY, IS FUCKED UP AND CRAZY ASS! CLEAN CRAWLS! THE OTHER DAY, I WAS LOOKING FOR THE KIRKLAND LA FITNESS CENTER, WHEN, I FIGURED OUT WHERE I THOUGHT IT WAS, WAS NOT . . . I WAS ON BUS RT 255, GOT OFF, AND OPTED FOR LUNCH AT THIS GREAT THAI PLACE, NORR, SOMETHING, NEXT TO THE NEW JERSEY SUBS, AND ACROSS FROM THE MONGOLIAN GRILL! FOOD WAS TO DIE FOR! NOW, I AM PURPOSEFULLY, USING MY SOUND COMMUNITY BANK, DEBIT CARD, SO YOU CAN' MARK MY TRAIL, AS I PROCEED THROUGH MY DAILY ROUTINE. HOWEVER AT THE END OF THE MONTH, THINGS STARTED TO GET HEATED AND DICEY, BECAUSE, THEY ARE TRYING TO STEAL MY DEBIT CARD AND BANK ACCOUNT, MUCH, LIKE THEY, THE MOB, WITH THE HELP OF THE GOVERNMENT, COPS, AND BANKS, BUT, I FIRST NOTICED THIS PATTERN, WITH, WELLS FARGO IN UTAH, ST. GEORGE, UTAH, TO BE EXACT, WHEN, I HAD TWO ACCOUNTS, AND THE BANK REFUSED TO CLOSE ONE OF THEM, AND IT TOOK ME, 10 MONTHS, AND THREATS, TO FINALLY, BUT I GET, STILL NEVER GOT THAT CLOSED, THAT IS WHERE, RACHEL, OR SHELLEY, CAME IN, SAME WITH, PAROWAN, UTAH, WHERE, I SET UP SPECIAL ACCOUNT, FOR MY MILLIONS ON MY CASES, AND FOUND, THAT THE BANK HAD ALLOWED, MY DOUBLE, FBI DOUBLE, MOB DOUBLE, SHELLEY, HAVE A SECRET ACCOUNT, AND THIS WAS YEARS, BEFORE, THE WORLD FOUND OUT THAT WELLS FARGO WAS DOING THE SECRET ACCOUNTS, AND PROBABLY WHERE THEY STARTED, MOB STYLE, COP STYLE, MORMON STYLE, AND DO THE LARGE AMOUNT OF MONEY FROM CASES, WATER COMPACTS AND BLOGGING, THEY NEEDED MORE AND MORE ACCOUNTS TO MONEY LAUNDER, AND TO HIDE "MY" MONEY, THEY STOLE AND USED TO BUILD . . . SEATTLE HAS A SHIT LOAD OF MONEY, DRIPPING WITH IT, AND CITY OF STARS, SO "SEATTLE'S BEST LAUNDRY" OR THE BEST PLACE TO LAUNDER, HOME OF SO MANY, MEGA COMPANIES. JOIN MICROSOFT AWARDS CLUB. JUST CLICK! EASY! 7 CONSTRUCTION CRANES, WHEN, I FIRST CAME, BACK IN DECEMBER OF 2016, TO WHAT, 54 OR SO, GRACING THE SKYLINE NOW, NOT TO MENTION, ALL THE RENOVATIONS, THE APARTMENTS, AND OTHER CONSTRUCTIONG DOTTING THE LANDSCAPE! I WOULD HAVE A FORENSIC ACCOUNTANT, START GOING THROUGH THE BUILDING PERMITS. I WROTE A MONTH OR SO AGO, THAT, A BUS DRIVER, TALKED ABOUT THE NEW BUILDING PIT, JUST OFF THE FREEWAY, NEAR, OR ON STEWART, AND BEFORE, 9TH, HE SAID, WELL, THEY FINALLY, GOT A NAME FOR THE PLACE? LIKE WHAT? THE HYATT IS PUTTING THEIR NAME ON THE STRUCTURE, NEW HOTEL? LIKE, DOESN'T HYATT, START THE PROJECT? IT IS LIKE, THE TRUMP TOWERS AND OTHER BUILDINGS, FRONTS FOR THE NEW YORK MOB! HE PUTS HIS BRAND ON THE HOTELS, TOWERS, GOLF COURSE, BUT HE DOESN'T OWN, THEM, AND INVESTIGATIVE REPORTERS HAVE SEARCHED FOR THE OWNERS, AND THERE ARE NONE? LIKE FUCK THERE ARE NOT! SOMEONE, IS FUNDING THE PROJECT, BEFORE THE NAME IS ATTACHED. MY MONEY ON STERIODS! NOT IN NEW YORK, BUT, ANYWHERE FROM UTAH, TO MONTANA, NOW SEATTLE, WHERE THEY CLAIM TO BE ME, WHILE I AM HOMELESS! WELLS FARGO, BEFORE, THE NEWS CAUGHT UP WITH, WHAT WAS BEING DONE TO ME, WHEN, I TRIED TO CLOSE, SEVERAL ACCOUNTS, FIRST, THE SECRET ACCOUNT, THEN THE ACCOUNT THAT WAS OFF JUST ONE NUMBER? THAT FUCKING PUTS MY MONEY IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HANDS, DUMB ASSES! SHIT. IT IS NOT LIKE A LITTLE THING! SEVERAL DAYS AGO, I HAD THE DREAM OF MY SECOND HUSBAND, OWEN MEANY, AND HE WAS, HOLDING UP A GOLDEN, OR BRASS POST, ALMOST LIKE THE OLD HITCHING POSTS, ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM, AS HE POLISHED, THE POST, WITH BRASS BALLS, AT BOTH ENDS, ON END OR HALF OF THE POST WITH BALLS, BRIGHT AND SHINY, THE OTHER, BLACK, TARNISHED AND DIRTY! ALL THESE TOP COPS, JUMPTED AT THE CHANCE TO MARRY ME, START TO FINISH, AND NOT BECAUSE, AM CUTE, STILL EVEN FAT, BUT, BECAUSE, I AM WORTH A FORTUNE, THE MOTHER LODE, AND THEN, ALL MY KIDS, ARE NAME BRANDS TOO, AND THIS GIVES, ANOTHER POINT OF ACCESS, AND BRINGING IN ANOTHER BITCH, CONNECTED TO A FORMER, LOVER, HUSBAND, TO START, EXPANDING THAT LOVING, BLOG, CREDIT, MAKING MILLIONS PER DAY . . . BUT ALSO, SHOWING THAT, YOU NEED TO GO BACK, AT LEAST TO 1992, WHEN, I WENT TO CHICAGO, GETTING THE PRESTIGIOUS, LOUISELL INTERNSHIP, WITH AMERICANS UNITED FOR LIFE, A DREAM, REPUBLICAN, JOB, RIGHT, THE LARGEST PUBLIC LAW AND EDUCATION FIRM IN THE NATION, DEALING WITH ALL, LIFE ISSUES, FROM ABORITON, TO PHYSICIAN ASSISTED SUICIDE, THE HOT TOPIC OF TODAY'S LEGISLATURES. I NEVER REALIZED, AT THE TIME, I WAS IN CHICAGO, THAT, THE FIRM, WAS, SOOOO PRESTIGIOUS, THAT I WORKED FOR, UNTIL, SONIA SOTOMAYOR, WENT THROUGH HER, SENATE CONFIRMATION HEARINGS AND THERE WAS MY OLD EMPLOYER, AUL, FROM CHICAGO, AND A FEW ATTORNEYS, OR AT THE TIME LAW CLERKS, I KNEW FROM 1992! MY FAMILY WENT APE SHIT, WHEN, I WENT TO LAW SCHOOL, AND TOTALLY APE SHIT, WHEN, I GOT A DIVORCE, MY GUESS IS THAT, LITTLE RACHEL, WAY BACK, IN THE SUMMER OF 1992, WHEN, I WENT TO CHICAGO, FOR THAT LEGAL INTERNSHIP, GOT THE IDEA, FOR BEING MY TWIN, ON AT THE TIME, WAS THE HOTTEST REPUBLICAN ISSUE, OF THE DAY, ABORTION, WITH ME AND THE TEAM OF LAWYERS, DOING AMICUS BRIEFS, FOR THE 20 YEAR REVISITING, OF ROE V. WADE, THAT SUMMER, HOT SHIT! I REMEMBER, RACHEL, LIVING IN SHUMBERG, OR SHAMBERG, COMING INTO SEE ME, WITH HER KID, STEPHANIE, PREGNANT WITH, MATT, AND WE WERE TAKING MY FOUR KIDS, ON A LAKE MICHIGAN CRUISE, WHEN SOMEONE, ASKED ME AND RACHEL IF WE WERE TWINS? I WAS LIKE, YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME? THAT WAS IN MY VERY HOT DAYS, AT ABOUT AGE 36 OR 37 WHEN, I WENT TO LAW SCHOOL, AND SEEING, NOT ONLY THAT SHE WAS PREGO, BUT, SO MUCH TALLER THAN, MYSELF, AND I ALWAYS CONSIDERED MYSELF, MUCH, PRETTIER, THAN, HER, BABY SISTER, THAT MAY HAVE SPARKED THE IDEA, SO STEAL, MY HONORS, FOR, THE REPUBLICANS! RACHEL IS NOT PARTICULARLY POLITICAL, BUT SHE DID GET TO REPRESENT, FLIGHT ATTENDANTS, AT GEORGE W. BUSH'S, WASHINGTON, D.C., FUND RAISER, AS RACHEL, WAS SELECTED BY UNITED TO REPRESENT THEM, AT THE FUNCTION! I DIDN'T HATE BUSH, NOR DID I KNOW, WHAT THE FUTURE WOULD BRING, AND WAS TOTALLY, APOLITICAL, OR NONPARTISAN, REALLY, MOST OF MY LEGAL CAREER, UNTIL, UTAH, FUCKING, STOLE MY LIFE, FOR MITT ROMNEY! BUT, I BELIEVE, ALL THIS SHIT WAS GOING ON, YEARS BEFORE I EVEN KNEW TO FIGHT IT! DOUBLE LIVES, FOR WHAT, ALMOST 25 YEARS! I HAVE ONLY KNOWN ABOUT THIS SHIT, SINCE ABOUT, 2008, SO THEY HAD A GOOD, WHAT, 15 YEARS OF UNINTERRUPTED, THEFT OF MY IDENTITY AND GOOD NAME. MY GOODNESS BREAD AND BUTTER FOR THEM . . . THEY MARKET THE GOODIES OF THE SECRIST FAMILY, AND PROMOTE THE BADDIES, OF THE SOUTHWICK, COP AND CRIME, FAMILY! TAG NUMBER THE CHURCH CONNECTIONS TO THE FBI, CIA, NSA, DIA, DEA, AFT, AND YOU ARE JUST SCRATCHING THE SURFACE OF THIS SHIT AND THE INVOLVEMENT, THE MONEY, THE POWER, THE PRESTIGE, THE GAME! THIS IS NOT GAME TO ME AND MINE . . . RIDING FREE AND EASY ON OUR EFFORTS, LEARNING, EVEN STEALING MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY, ALLOWING ME TO TRAIN THEIR SORRY STUPID ASSES, FOR YEARS, WITHOUT PAY, WHILE, I AM STAYING IN HOMELESS SHELTERS AND THEY TRY TO FUCKING KILL ME? WE DO NOT HAVE A GOVERNMENT WITH THE POWERS TO KILL ME! COVERED GOVERNMENT AGENCIES AND MUL;ES, ARE NOT COVERED FOR COMMITTING CRIMES! THEY ARE ONLY, COVERED, IF AND WHEN, THEY FOLLOW THE LAW, THE CONSTITUTIO, AND THEIR DEPARTMENT POLICIES, IN "FAITHFULLY, EXECUTING THE LAW!" PERIOD! YESTERDAY, I COMPARED, MODERN LOVE WITH THE LAW, AND SAID IT WAS COMPLICATED, AND IT IS, ALL MUCH HARDER NOWDAYS, EASIER IN SOME RESPECTS, BUT HARDER, ESPECIALLY TO DETECT FRAUD AND CRIMES, THROUGH, ACCESS, BOTH GOVERNMENT ACCESS, COP ACCESS, INVASION OF PRIVACY AND 4TH AMENDMENT RIGHTS, VIOLATING ALL CIVIL RIGHTS WITHOUT US KNOWING, AS HAS BEEN DONE HERE! YOU SEE, THEY TWIST, THE LAW, AND SAY, WELL, LOOK HOW MUCH GOOD WE ARE DOING, BREAKING THE LAW, STEALING HER IDENTITY, HOW MUCH TRAINING WE GET, FREE, WHILE WE TAKE THE BEST AND THE BRIGHTEST AND COMPETE, TO GET HER, WHILE SHE ALLUDES US FOR CRIMES, THAT, SHE NEVER DID! I WAS HAVING A DISCUSSION, AND REALLY, ALMOST A FIGHT WITH MY FRIEND, PARRISH, VERY PRO-COP, PRO-PROSECUTOR, WHEN, I TOLD HER, THAT, I ACTUALLY SAW, PROSECUTORS, WHEN I WAS STAFF ATTORNEY, FOR THE UTAH ATTORNEY GENERAL'S OFFICE, DOING EXTERNSHIPS TO TRAIN ME FOR THE JOB, WHO WERE HIGH FIVING EACH OTHER, FOR CONVICTING AN INNOCENT MAN, CHARGED WITH CHILD ABUSE, SENDING HIM TO PRISON FOR 18 MONTHS. WHEN, I ASKED THEM, IF THEY HAD THE EVIDENCE TO CONVICT OR EVEN CHARGE THE MAN, THEY, SAID, NO . . . ANYONE CAN CONVICT A GUILTY MAN, THE "REAL" CHALLENGE IS TO CONVICT AN INNOCENT MAN! WHAT THE FUCK. I PROMPTLY, REMINDED THEM, THAT THEIR JOB, WAS, NOT HOW MANY SKINS THEY COULD HANG ON THE WALL, NOR NOTCHES IN THEIR BELT, OR MARKS ON THEIR MIRROR WITH THEIR LIPSTICK, BUT, TO BE THE "GATEWAY TO JUSTICE" MAKING SURE THAT THE CHARGES, FIT THE ELEMENTS OF THE ALLEGED CRIMES, NOT BEING THE HIRED GUNS FOR THE COPS, CALLING THE SHOTS, WHO IS PROSECUTED AND WHO IS NOT! I BELIEVE THAT "FAKE" CHARGES, HAVE BEEN, LEVIED, AGAINST, BOTH MY FAMILY MEMEBERS, TO GET THEM TO GIVE UP RIGHTS TO THEIR MUSIC, OR ON ME, KNOWING, THAT, COPS DON'T GET A SAY IN WHERE I SPEND MY MILLIONS AND LIKELY AGAINST THEM! THAT IS NOT FAIR PLAY, THAT IS UNSPORTSMAN LIKE CONDUCT AND IT STINKS, AND IS AGAINST THE RULES, THE LAW, AND FUCKING A CRIME! TOMORROW, I WILL TRAIN YOUR STUPID ASSES FREE AND RIGHT! FUCK, THIS OUT OF DESPERATION, NOT INSPIRATION, BECAUSE, LOSERS, NON-ATTORNEYS, AND CRIMINALS HAVE BEEN TRAINING YOU SINCE, REPUBLICAN, GEORGE W. BUSH, TOOK OFFICE, ACTUALLY BEFORE, AND YOU, PUBLIC, SERIOUSLY, THINK THAT, TRUMP STEALING THE ELECTIONS FROM HILLARY, RIGGED, FOR TRUMP, NOT AGAINST HIM, WAS THE FIRST ELECTION THE REPUBLICANS STOLE? SHIT, I KILLED ASSET FORFEITURE, PART OF THE PATRIOT ACT, LONG BEFORE, IT BECAME LAW! I BELIEVE THE WAY IT IS BEING APPLIED TO PEOPLE, LIKE ME, NOT FOREIGN, TERRORISTS, IS COMPLETELY, AN UNCONSTITUTIONAL USE OF THE STATUE, IF THE WHOLE FUCKING THING, ITSSELF IS AGAINST THE LAWS OF THIS LAND . . . NOT RUSSIA, SO GET THE FUCK OUT, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT HERE! THE FAMILY TURNING POINT, SEEMED TO START WITH, ME TELLING MY FAMILY, BACK IN APRIL, AT EASTER, OF 1989, THAT RICHARD AND I WERE GETTING A DIVORCE AND I HAD BEEN ADMITTED TO LAW SCHOOL, AT BYU, A CHERRY, ADMITTANCE TO ANY MORMON, ESPECIALLY, WHEN, SISTER, SUE, FROM, WHEREVER SHE WAS LIVING IN THOSE DAYS, WANTED TO BE AN ATTORNEY, AS DID MY FATHER, AND THIS SOCIAL BUTTERFLY, ALREADY HAD BEEN ADMITTED WITHOUT ANYONE EVEN KNOWING THAT I TRIED! JEALOUSY, ENVY, SIBILING RIVALRY, AND ALL TWISTED, IN THE FAMILY PECKING ORDER, AT THAT TIME, THAT IS WHEN, RACHEL, THREATENED, THAT, IF MY KIDS BECAME FAMOUS, ALL YOUNG AT THE TIME, I DIDN'T GET ANY CREDIT FOR RAISING THEM THE FIRST 15 YEARS OF THEIR LIVES, AND WITH THEM, MORE THAN, THE CARD PLAYING, GLOBE TROTTING SISTER, SHOPPING, CONSUMER CLUB, WERE WITH THEIRS, WHICH IS HIGHLY OBVIOUS, FROM THE WAY, IT ALL SHAKED OUT! BUT, I HAVE DEDICATION AT EVERY TURN, IF I CAN HELP, GET THE NATION COPS BACK ON TRACK, WHERE THEY SOULD BE, THEN, SO BE IT, MONEY OR NOT! MUCH LIKE THE OWNER, FROM THE NW FURNITURE BANK, NORTHWEST, OF SEATTLE, WHO STARTED A NON-PROFIT, ORGANIZATION, TO MAKE SURE THAT PEOPLE, WHO MOVE INTO HOMES OR APARTMENTS, HAVE BEDS, TABLES AND FURNITURE, WHEN, THEY MOVE IN! HE SAID, AS HE READ, SOME TEXTS AND EMAILS, FROM, THOSE PEOPLE HE HAD HELPED, THAT HIS JOY, COMES FROM, KNOWING THAT, THEY ARE HAPPY, SETTLED AND DON'T COME HOME TO AN EMPTY LIVING PLACE, WITHOUT A PLACE TO LAY THEIR HEADS. MY KIND OF MAN! YOU SEE, BUILDINGS IN THE SEATTLE SKYLINE DON'T TURN ME ON, BUT, SEEING A COMMERCIAL OF A MOTHER, SITTING DOWN TO EAT WITH HER FAMILY, ALL ON THEIR DEVICES, HAVING AN APP, TO CONTROL AND TURN OFF HER KIDS AND HUSBANDS, DEVICES SO THEY CAN, REALLY, ENJOY DINNER TOGETHER WITHOUT, SOCIAL MEDIA AND FRIEND, WORK, INTERRUPTIONS, IS MY PAY, KNOWING,THAT, I HAVE WRITTEN ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF FAMILIES EATING DINNER TOGETHER! I THINK, TEENAGE ALCOHOLISM, IS CUT IN HALF, AND WASHINGTON, TEENS ARE DOING EVEN BETTER THAN, THAT, ONLY 1 IN 5 TEENS DRINK, BUT, SOMEHOW, THAT FAMILY TIME, OPENS, DOORS AND ALLEVIATES, NEEDS, OR ISOLATION, FEELINGS OF NOT BELONGING! THAT IS MY PAY, FOR WRITING THIS OR THAT IN MY BLOG. I LITERALLY, CAN WATCH TV, AND SEE, TONS OF INFLUENCE, EVERYWHERE FROM THIS BLOG, NOW GOING ON 5 YEARS, DAILY, BLOGS AND POSTINGS! I MAY NOT GET THE MONEY, THE CREDIT, NOR DOES IT COME OFF THE SOPHIA'S WAY, IP ADDRESS, BUT, MY PAY COMES FROM SEEING ALL THE GOODNESS, THAT IT HAS INSPIRED, THE FUN, THE JOY, THE LOVE! PRICELESS! WAS I PERFECT AS A PARENT? FUCK NO. BUT ALL IS WELL, THAT ENDS WELL, AND MY KIDS HAVE HAD, CHALLENGES, THAT NO NORMAL HUMAN, ESPECIALLY AS YOUNG AS THEY WERE, HAD TO DEAL WITH TRAINED PROFESSIIONALS WITH ACCESS, TO FUCK THEIR LIVES, BEYOND FUCKING AND THEY DID, AND MY KIDS CAME THROUGH IT WITH FLYING COLORS . . . TESTED TOUGH! MUSCLE MILK. TOUGH LOVE, BUT LOVE, ENDLESS LOVE! 6 YEARS ON THE RUN, KNOWING, THAT, IF I DIED, THEY DIED! PERIOD!

SEATTLE'S CHILD . . . HEY, I AM THE ATTORNEY HERE!  LOL!

THEY CAN'T KICK US OUT, FOR PRANKING, A RAT!  THEY CAN'T TELL US, WE CAN'T STAND AT THE CLOSEST BUS STOP, ON A PUBLICLY FUNDED, SIDEWALK, AND BUS!

SMART, SMART, SMART!

RAT TRAP CHICK, PROUDLY TOOK CREDIT!  LOL.  FIGURES.  SHOULD HAVE KNOWN . . . HOMELESS CHICKS, ARE MORE RISK TAKER, GAMIER, MORE ADVENTURESOME, DON'T FEAR MUCH, AND WORK FOR THE MILLIONAIRES CLUB!  LOL.

HOT TRAMPS, FUN CONVERSATION, GETTING READY TODAY, RAT GIRL, ADMITTED HER PRANK, FRIEND, BOTH, ROCKIN HOT BODIES, YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL, CAME IN WEARING, BASEBALL PANTS, AND SAID, DO YOU THINK THIS IS BEING DISREPECTFUL, IF I WEAR THESE BALL PANTS?  NOT IF YOU DIDN'T STEAL, THEM OFF, A MARINER'S PLAYER!  LOL.  NO, I JUST HAVE THIS, PSYCHO RESPECT THING, THAT I FEAR I AM BEING DISRESPECTFUL, FOR WEARING THEM?  THAT ALL DEPENDS, ON WHERE YOU GOT THEM, AND WOULD TO GOD, THERE BE MORE, PEOPLE WORRIED ABOUT, RESPECT AND DISRESPECT, THAT IS NOT A PSYCHOSIS, THAT IS CALLED, MANNERS, ETHICS, AND SIMPLE HUMAN THOUGHT, AND DECENCY!  GOOD FOR YOU!

HOT, HOT FUN, A LAUGH A MINUTE!

STAFF: GET OUT IN 5 MINUTES OR ELSE!

IS THAT LEGAL?

LOL.

I FOLLOW THE RULES, I LIKE HAMMOND HOUSE!  SHIT!  LOVE GREENWOOD!  SMARTER CHICKS HERE, THAN I HAVE DEALT WITH MY WHOLE LIFE!  COLLEGE, ADVANCED, OR NO DEGREES, SEATTLE CHILD IS SMART!

KISSES, HUGS, LOVES TO PARENTS!

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

LOVE!

GOT A RAT? 100% OUTRAGEOUS! THE CRUCIBLE. SALEM. THE EXCORSIST. SCREAM. THERE IS A MOUSE IN THE DRYER! LOL. HOT HAMMOND HOUSE TRAPS, HAVE BEEN THREATENED BY STAFF THAT, WE WILL BE KICKED OUT, IF WE PLAY A TRICK ON STAFF. THE SAGA OF THE PLASTIC RAT, CONTINUES! LOL. NOW BLACKS BY NATURE ARE SUPERSTITIOUS, SO, THE MOUSE OR RAT IN THE DRYER IS EVEN MORE FUNNY! I WAS CUDDLED IN MY BLANKET, COZY, RELAXED AND WARM. MOST OF THE GALS HAD TURNED IN FOR THE NIGHT, EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES YOU, HOPEFULLY, HEALTHY, WEALTHY, AND WISE, BUT NO NECESSARILY! SMILE. SO THERE WERE JUST A FEW OF US, IN THE ROOM, WATCHING TV, THE LIGHTS DOWN LOW, A QUIET HUSH, FOR ONCE, LEAVING ME TO WONDER WHERE ALL THE ENERGY OF THE SUMMER WENT? SO, THIS CHICK, RARELY IN THE ROOM AT NIGHT, CAME IN, AND IN THE GLOW OF THE TV, SAW A MOUSE, AND WENT SCREAMING, RUNNING OUT OF THE ROOM! IT IS THE LITTLE THINGS IN LIFE THAT REALLY GET TO ME, SO, THE RAT, FOR SOME REASON, DOES'T BOTTER ME LIKE A MOUSE. RATS BY NATURE ARE LARGER RODENTS, AND THEY RUN, IN A MORE PREDICTABLE WAY. MICE ON THE OTHER HAND, ARE IRRATIC, AND UNPREDICTABLE, LEAVING YOU ALWAYS, VULNERABLE, THAT THEY MIGHT RUN UP YOUR PANT LEG! THAT FREAKS ME OUT! LOL. SO, I LOOKED AT MY BLANKET, WRAPPED UNDER MY FEET, OFF THE GROUND, AND I THOUGHT, IF THERE REALLY IS A MOUSE, FIRST, IT IS CONTAINED IN THE DRYER! NO FEAR, UNLESS SOMEONE OPENS THE DRYER AND LETS THE BEAST OUT! I AM SAFE, AND I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT THE REST OF YOU! LOL. EACH GIRL FOR HERSELF, NOW QUIET DOWN, SO I CAN FINISH THE SHOW! LOL. EVERYONE IS YELLING, GO GET STAFF TO OPEN THE DRYER, AND GET THE MOUSE OUT! NO, THAT IS THE DUMBEST THING TO DO, DON'T LET IT OUT OR OPEN THE DOOR! LOL. WELL THE STAFF, ARE MORE AFRAID OF THE RAT OR MOUSE, THAN WE ARE, OR THEY WOULD NOT BE THREATENING TO KICK US OUT OF THE HAMMOND HOUSE! LOL. IT'S NOT MY JOB. ABOVE MY PAY GRADE TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS FUCKING LITTLE VARMINT! YOU GUYS DEAL WITH IT! PANDEMONIUM, HAS SET IN, AND THE ENTERTAINMENT IS FREE! LOL. I'M LAUGHING SO BAD, TEARS ARE RUNNING DOWN MY CHEEKS! LOL. NO ONE IS WILLING TO LOOK INSIDE THE DRYER. BUT ONE CHICK IS WILLING TO TAKE A LOOK TO SEE IF IT REALLY IS ALIVE, AFTER THE "FAKE" RAT SCARE THE NIGHT BEFORE. STAFF CAN TELL THAT IT IS FAKE, BUT SHE IS NOT GOING TO OPEN THE DRYER, JUST IN CASE SHE IS WRONG! LOL. SO FINALLY, THIS FRENCH CHICK, I THINK, CAN'T TELL WHAT SHE IS SAYING, BUT I THINK THE LANGUAGE IS FRENCH? SHE GOES, ACTING PUT OUT AT THESE STUPID, AMERICANS, AND SHE OPENS THE DRYER, WITH ALL OF US, WAITING FOR THE MOUSE OR THE RAT TO JUMP IN HER FACE! LOL. OH, IT IS THAT STUPID FUCKING RAT, FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE! DIDN'T THE BLACK PLAGUE START IN FRANCE? LOL. SOMEONE FOUND, THE PLASTIC RAT THAT, MARY KICKED, FIRST IN THE AIR, THEN, DROP KICKED IT UNDER THE TABLE, AFTER SHE, FIGURED IT WAS A PRANK . . . SHE MAY HAVE STAMPED ON ITS HEAD TOO! LOL. SO, WHO IS THE HAMMOND HOUSE, PRANKSTER? THE MYSTERY CONTINUES, BUT THE RAT IS NO MORE. EVEN WITH A KNOWLEDGE OF THE "FRUAD" WE WERE ALL, AFRAID OF THE PLASTIC RAT, TOO! THE FRENCH CHICK WAS HOLDING IT BY THE TAIL, AND BROUGHT IT OVER FOR US ALL TO EXAMINE, BUT WE JUST LEANED FORWARD, WINCING, AND TOLD HER TO PUT IT IN THE GARBAGE, TO GET RID OF IT, AND THE PRANSTER ONCE AND FOR ALL! THE BLACK CHICK WHO FOUND IT, AFTER SHE CALMED DOWN, NOW, PLAYING ALL BRAVE, SAID, YOU ALL KNOW, WHO PUT THAT RAT IN A PLACE TO SCARE MARY, AND NOW YOU KNOW WHO DID THIS TOO! IT IS ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS, YOU JUST WON'T ADMIT YOU KNOW WHO THEY ARE, BECAUSE THEY WILL GET KICKED OUT, BUT YOU KNOW WHO IT IS . . . PROBABLY TRUE, FOR SOME OF THE HOT TRAMPS, BUT NOT THIS ONE. I DON'T NEED TO PLEAD THE 5TH, BECAUSE, I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CLUE, WHO REALLY DID IT, AND MY LEGAL TRAINING, DOESN'T ALLOW ME TO FALSELY ACCUSE SOMEONE, WITHOUT THE FACTS, EVIDENCE, AND SOME SUPPORT FOR THE ALLEGATIONS! I HAVE MY SUSPICIONS, BUT, I LOVED THE FUN, WITH HALLOWEEN AND ALL, COMING, I AM ALL ABOUT THIS SHIT! LOL. HEY, WHAT CAN I COMPLAIN ABOUT, THE ENTERTAINMENT IS FREE! THE HAMMOND HOUSE, HAUNTED REALITY TV SHOW! LOL. OH, WHAT FUN. I CAN'T HAVE THIS MUCH FUN, IF I AM SITTING, IN SOME SENIOR CITIZENS HOUSING, IN KIRKLAND, NOW CAN I? HALF OF THEM, WOULD HAVE A HEART ATTACK BY NOW! LOL. FLEX FITNESS. I'M LOVING LIFE RIGHT NOW! IT IS LIKE GIVING A MONKEY THE KEY TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK! LOL. THE STAFF THAT HAD THE CLIP BOARD AND THREATENED TO KICK US ALL OUT, IF THE PRANKS DIDN'T STOP, ALSO, SAID THERE WAS A LIST OF THE WOMEN, WHO NEEDED TO HAVE A HOUSING MEETING WITH MELISSA. OH, MY NAME IS ON IT! YEAH, THAT PROBABLY MEANS THAT, I AM NOT GOING TO KIRKLAND! HOT DUDE AT THE LOCAL MARKET, HAS MY INTEREST. I WANT TO BE IN GREENWOOD FOR HALLOWEEN, BECAUSE, IT FITS THE HALLMARK, VISIONS OF GOBBLINS, GHOULS, GHOSTS, AND WITCHES, WHIRLING AROUND, LIKE THE FALL LEAVES, DID LAST NIGHT! PROCTORS GRILL IS DECKED OUT, SO COOL, SPOOKY AND FUN! IF WE, CHICKS ON THE LIST ON THE DAY ROOM DOOR, DIDN'T HAVE A MEETING WITH MELISSA, WE COULD BE KICKED OUT TOO! I SIGNED UP THAT MORNING, THINKING I WAS JUST ON A WAITING LIST, PROBABLY, NOW FOR THE REST OF MY NATURAL BORN LIFE, IF SEATTLE HOUSING IS TRUE TO FORM! SOME WOMAN TOLD ME THE ATHENE WAS TOTALLY FULL, AND SHE WAS 80TH ON THE LIST? OH, WELL. I AM SURE THAT MELISSA WAS GOING TO GIVE ME THE ALLEGED, BAD NEWS, THAT THE KIRKLAND SENIOR HOUSING IS OUT! SHHHHHH. GOOD. SMILE. I FUCKING LOVE GREENWOOD, AND THINK THAT, IT FITS, THIS, PROFESSOR, STREET LAWYER, BLOGGER, BETTER THAN THE MORE MANICURED, PERFECT, CONTROLLED, KIRKLAND, AND I SAW THE MORMON TEMPLE SOMEWHERE ON ONE OF THE BUS ROUTES I WAS ON, LOOKING FOR THE LA FITNESS CENTER IN KIRKLAND. OH, NO. NOT AGAIN. SO, I RUSHED BACK HOME TO HAMMOND HOUSE THE OTHER NIGHT FOR MY APPOINTMENT, AND MELISSA LOOKED AT ME AND SAID, DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT? I THOUGHT I DID? THAT IS FOR NEXT WEEK. OH. I TOOK THE THREAT SERIOUS, SO I ASSUMED FROM WHAT STAFF SAID, THAT WE HAD 5 DAYS TO GET OUR ASSES INTO TO MEET WITH YOU, OR WE WERE BACK ON THE STREETS! ME AND THE RAT, SHIT CANNED! LOL. MELISSA HAD THE FLU, SO, SHE WASN'T IN THE MOOD TO MEET, BUT I TOLD HER, THAT I WAS PERFECTLY FINE WITH THINGS JUST THE WAY THEY ARE, JUST TAKE YOUR TIME. HOT DUDE IS PROBABLY MARRIED! WHATEVER. I WAS SITTING IN WING DOME, WAITING FOR PARRIS, WHO IS AS FLAKEY AS I AM, WHEN IT COMES TO COMMITTING TO FUCKING ANYTHING, SO, IF SHE SHOWS, I WILL BE SHOCKED, AND IF SHE DOESN'T, I WILL NOT BE OFFENDED, BECAUSE I STOOD HER UP LAST TIME, TOO! LOL. WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING, HER AND ME. I WAS WAITING OUTSIDE, BUT IT WAS TOO COLD. I THOUGHT IF SHE DOESN'T SHOW, I AM GOING OVER TO TACO DEL MAR, BECAUSE I AM WORKING ON A 10 PUNCH CARD, SOON TO GET, $5 OFF MY MEAL--GLADLY SPENDING $200 DOLLARS FOR THAT $5 DISCOUNT. LOL. I WANTED TO SAVE, WING DOME FOR THE GAME ON SUNDAY, GO HAWKS! SO, I WAS KIND OF HOPING SHE DIDN'T SHOW, AND SHE DIDN'T, BUT,, I DECIDED TO SEE WHY THIS PLACE IS SO BUSY ALL THE TIME? GREAT BLT! GREAT SERVICE! FUN ATMOSTPHERE! TALKING HOT GUYS, SHIT, SOME, HOT BLONDE, BALL CAP, BEDROOM, HAIR, LONG, SOME IN THE CAP AND SOME OUT, WALKED BY, AND CAUGHT ME CHECKING HIM OUT. DIRTY OLD LADY STYLE! LOL. I LOOKED AWAY, WHEN HE SAW ME. TO MY SURPRISE, WHEN I LOOKED UP, HE HAD COME OVER TO THE DOOR, STOOD THERE, WITH HIS HAND ON THE DOOR, LIKE, OKAY, I'M GAME . . . I LOOKED DOWN, A, SHIT, TWO GOOD LOOKING GUYS IN THE SAME NEIGHBORHOOD, WOULD NOT BE GOOD . . . JUST KEEP ON WALKING DOWN THE STREET DUDE! LOL. TEMPTING! SHIT, TOO MANY GOOD LOOKING GUYS IN THE SEATTLE AREA! THIS IS WHY, I DON'T LOSE WEIGHT, AND FAT IS A FEMINIST ISSUE FOR ME, OR RATHER A FUCKING CHASITY BELT, BIRTH CONTROL, ALL WRAPPED UP IN ONE LITTLE NASTY PACKAGE! HUNGRY HEN, MIGHT EXPLAIN THE PROBLEM! LOL. THIS MORNING, I DECIDED, THAT I AM ADDICTED TO LOVE. WHEN, I SAW HOT, COWBOY, FARM BOY, AT THE MARKET, I WAS LIKE, OKAY, I AM WIPING ALL THE OTHER, LOVE INTERESTS OFF THE LIST, AT LEAST THAT IS THE WAY, I FELT, FOR A WHILE! LOL. THESE POSSIBLE LOVERS, SOME CURRENT LOVERS, SORT OF, AS MUCH AS CAN BE EXPECTED OF ME, ARE SMART, THEY JUST, PUT THEIR PICTURES OR LOOK-ALIKE SURROGATES ON THE BUSES OR ON ROUTES THAT IT TRAVEL, SO I HAVE TO SEE THEM ALL THE TIME! THEY KNOW, I DON'T NEED A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM, I JUST HAVE TO KNOW, THEY ARE STILL THERE, AND INTERESTED, AS THEIR MUGS ON THE BUSES, SHOW! OR ON THE BILLBOARDS, I HAVE TO PASS, BOTH OF THEM! TUXTON! I KNOW THEY WERE BOTH BOUGHT! I KNOW THEY BOTH LOVE ME, AND THEY KNOW I LOVE THEM TOO! SMILE. I THINK, IT GOING TO BOIL DOWN, TO WHO HAPPENS TO BE AROUND, WHEN, I GET FIT, SO, THEY HAVE A FEW MONTHS! LOL. IF THEY LIKE ME FAT, THEY WILL SURELY LIKE ME THIN. IF THEY ARE WHO I THINK THEY ARE, THEY HAVE SEEN ME THIN, WAY, WAY BACK! TOMBALL. PRO SPORTS CLUB. HUB GROUP. LOL. MODERN LOVE. NOT MUCH DIFFERENT TO ME, THAN, THE PLASTIC RAT IN THE HAMMOND HOUSE! IT IS LIKE GIVING A MONKEY THE KEYS TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK! LOL. REFRESHING SMOOTIES. SAVOR A SPICE THAT TASTES SO NICE. GATOR BAIT. BRAWL. I AM GUESSING THE TOP CONTENDERS, INCLUDING THE NEW ONES, KNOW EACH OTHER OR OF EACH OTHER. WE ARE ALL COMPETATIVE BY NATURE. MORE FUN THAT WAY. MILES IS NOT THE FIRST ONE, TO HAVE MY HAIR SLAUGHTERED! MUST BE A COP THING! SOMEONE PAID SOMEONE TO BUTCHER ME, BACK IN DECEMBER, WHEN, I WAS GOING TO SEE MILES AFTER A FOUR YEAR HIATUS! REMEMBER THAT SHOW WITH REES WEATHERSPOON, AND THE TWO CIA DUDES, WHO BOTH MET HER THE SAME DAY, THEN, COMPETED, FOR HER, ONCE THEY FOUND OUT, THEY LIKED THE SAME WOMAN? THEY USED ALL THEIR SPY GEAR TO SABOTAGE THE OTHER GUY'S RELATIONSHIP OR DATE WITH HER. PARTNERS BEFORE, SABATOGEERS, IN HOT PURSUIT! THE PROBLEM IS, I HAVE SHIT HAIR, AFTER TAKING 8 MONTHS TO GROW OUT THE LAST SHIT HAIR CUT! ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR, BUT, SPY SHIT, SHOULD BE OUT OF BOUNDS! IT'S BACON SEASON. WE HAVE TO KEEP THEM SEPARATED! IT'S THE SWEET ONE. FROGS. WHEELS UP. YOU KNOW YOUR TAILGATING STUFF. DIVE IN. HEADGEAR. FACE VALUE. CHICK-FIL-A. LINK UP. HEAL UP. TEAM UP. HANDS DOWN DELICIOUS. JACKKNIFE. MEN WHO USED TO RULE THE WORLD, OLD BULLS, STILL, EXERT POWER AND CONTROL. LEGENDS, BOSSES, RIVALS? STILL GOING. IT'S NOT OVER YET. IF ALL FAILS, THEY WILL JUST KILL ME! TO TAKE ME OUT OF ALL THEIR MISERY. LOL. TWENTY YEARS OF COMPETING? ROCK-IN-ROLL NEVER FORGETS. THEY ALL KNOW WHAT I CAN STILL LOOK LIKE! SIX DAYS AT THE GYM, LAST WEEK . . . MISSED 4 DAYS THIS WEEK! THEY KNOW I LOSE FAST, BUT NOT THIS FAST! LEAVE ME BE, LET ME SHOW YOU, WHAT, I CAN LOOK LIKE. HELEN OF TROY, THE FACE THAT LAUNCHED 10,000 SHIPS! I'M OKAY WITH THAT. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE WINNER. GET READY TO GET TOGETHER. LUCKY CHARMS. PURE HIP HOP. SERIOUSLY GOOD SCENT. EVERY GREAT WHY, NEEDS A GREAT HOW? FLEX FITNESS. SEXUAL HEALTH. SEXUAL HEALING. HE CLEANSED ME. GOODFELLOW & CO. THE STORY OF US. HELPFULNESS INSURED. WOW OF THE WEEK. MUSCLE MEMORY. GAMEDAY GUIDE. OLE MISS. THE JINGLE SESSIONS. TRY SO CLEAN. DEEP THOUGHTS. I'LL COME HELP. HEAD COACHING RECORD. THE UGLY TRUTH. IT'S STILL A BIG RIVALRY. GARLIC CRUSH. 100% OUTRAGEOUS. BALANCE WHAT YOU SAY, WITH WHAT YOU EAT AND WHAT YOU DO! HUNGRY HEN. THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS. ADDICTED TO LOVE. ALL OF YOU COULD DO, OR SOMEONE NEW. LOVE. KISSES. HUGS.

A TREATICE ON THE LAW, WAS WHAT I STARTED MY MORNING, THINKING ABOUT . . . THAT LED ME TO THINK OF, THE COMPARISONS, BETWEEN, MODERN LOVE, AND THE LAW, WHICH LED ME BACK TO, MODERN LOVE--IT'S COMPLICATED!

TINY BITS.  BIG FUN!

BIG EXPANDED VERSION OR VISION OF LOVE.

NOT IN THE MOOD TODAY.

TWO VERY HOT CONSTRUCTION GUYS AT BLAZING BAGELS THIS MORNING!

MEN ARE LIKE TROLLY CARS, THERE ARE MORE COMING AROUND THE CORNER EVERY TEN MINUTES!

SMILE.

SO MUCH FUN!

KILLBOX.

ALPHA FEMALES.

NEW.

GAME CHANGER.

REVERSE THE GAME RULES!

SWINK!

HAUNTED TALES FROM THE HOT TRAMPS AT HAMMOND HOUSE IN GREENWOOD, SEATTLE, WASHINGTON! MORE COMIC CON. TRADITIONALLY, IN AMERICAN HISTORY, DATING BACK TO THE 1940'S OR BEFORE, IT BECAME THE NIGHT THAT TEENS, HANKERING TO PULL A PRANK ON THAT PESKY NEIGHBOR, OR SOMEONE YOU DIDN'T LIKE, WOULD GO TO THE DOOR, TO GET A TREAT, AND IF THE PERSON, DIDN'T GIVE THEM A TREAT, THEY WOULD, TURN TO THE TRICK, TO SATISFY, THEIR HALLOWEEN SPIRIT! HALLOWEEN CAME EARLY TO THE HAMMOND HOT TRAMPS OR, BETTER TO THE STAFF! LOL. NOW, RUMOR HAS IT, THAT, THERE IS A BIG ASS GUTTER RAT, THAT SPOOKS AND HAUNTS OUR DIGS, BUT, I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT, THERE IS A BIG ASS RAT TRAP, BETWEEN THE FRIDGE AND THE COUNTER, SO? I REALLY, THINK, LINDA, THE FUN STAFF MEMBER, BUT SORT OF A PRANKSTER HERSELF, USES THE FEAR OF THE RAT, TO SCARE US INTO KEEPING THE KITCHEN AND DORMS CLEAN, AND TO MAKE SURE, WE TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT, AND DO OUR CHORES, EXTRA WELL! SO THE TALE OF THE DREADED RAT. NOW, THIS CARRIES MORE WIEGHT WITH ME, BECAUSE, I MY SISTER, RACHEL, AKA, ME, USED TO LIVE IN BELLEVUE, 15 YEARS AGO, AND I REMEMBER STAYING WITH HER, AND SEEING, GUTTER RATS, AND REMEMBERING THAT SHE HAD TO CALL, PEST CONTROL, TO GET RID OF THEM! I DON'T NEED A RAT, TO MAKE ME AFRAID OF A FURRY, LITTLE CREATURE OR RODENT, BECAUSE, I INHERITED MY FEAR OF MICE, TINY LITTLE RATS, FROM MY MOTHER! ONCE ON HALLOWEEN, MY MOTHER'S OLDER BROTHER, AROUND THIS TIME OF YEAR, TOOK HER TO THE GRAVEYARD, OR CEMETERY, TIED HER TO A POLE, AND DROPPED, MICE DOWN HER BACK! SO, EVEN THE SIGHT OR SOUND OF A MOUSE, SENDS HER AND ME, RUNNING! ONE OF THE MEMORIES OF MY MOTHER, SHORTLY AFTER MOVING TO CALIFORNIA, WHEN I WAS IN THIRD GRADE, WAS MY MOTHERS, OPENING A CLOSET IN THE MASTER BEDROOM, FINDING A GOOSES NEST, INSIDE WITH HAY, STRANGE, IN A VERY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, WITH A POOL, ON ZELZA AVENUE, IN NORTHRIDGE, CALIFORNIA, BUT GOOSE THERE WAS . . . ALONG WITH THE HAY, CAME A MOUSE, THAT RAN OUT ONTO THE CARPET, AND SCURRIED, ALL OVER THE BEDROOM FLOOR, WHILE MY MOTHER TRIED TO HIT IT WITH A BROOM! LOL. SHE CALLED FOR ME TO GET, HONEY, OUR GERMAN SHEPARD, SYMBOLIC, AND BRING IT TO HER BEDROOM, WHICH I DID! I GOT ON THE BED WITH MY MOTHER, AND HONEY DID TOO! LOL! BARKING FURIOUSLY, AT THE TINY GRAY INTRUDER! LOL. BUT, I HAVE, TAKEN THE VACUUM CLEANER, AND PLACED IT, IN FRONT OF A CRACK IN THE COUNTER AND THE FRIDGE, TO WARD OFF, A MONEY, EARLY FALL, WHEN THE WHETHER TURNED COLD, IN UTAH, BRINGING UNWANTED VERMONTS INSIDE! THE VACUUM STAYED IN PLACE, UNTIL MY HUSBAND COULD TAKE A BREAK FROM WORK AND COME CATCH THE BEAST! LOL. SO, WHILE I AM SOMEWHAT BOTHERED BY THE RAT TALES, I JUST IGNORE IT, UNTIL IT BECOMES A REALITY! THAT EVIDENCE, THAT IT ACTUALLY DOES EXIST, OR IS STILL THERE, OR IS NOT AN OLD WIVES TALE! THAT ATTORNEY IN ME, OR THAT DEMOCRAT, RELIANT ON A FACTUAL EXISTENCE OR BASIS FOR MY FEARS! LOL. SO WITH THAT FOUNDATION, YOU WILL APPRECIATE THIS PRANK! SO, LAST NIGHT, WHILE WATCHING BLUE BLOODS, GAG ME WITH A SPOON, SICK FAMILY, CLOSED SYSTEM, IN AND OUT OF THE HOME! BUT, STAFF, COMES RUSHING IN, THE STERN CHICK, DON'T KNOW HER NAME, BUT YOU DON'T MESS WITH HER. SHE SAID, HOLDING HER CLIP BOARD, LIKE SHE WAS TAKING NAMES OF THOSE OF US, WHO STARTED LAUGHING, WHEN SHE SAID, "YOU ARE TO PLAY NO PRANKS OR TRICKS, ON STAFF!" I STARTED TO LAUGH, 'TIS THE SEASON. SHE LOOKED AT ME, AND SAID, "IT IS NOT FUNNY!" I AM THE TYPE OF PERSON, THAT, THE MORE I TRY NOT TO LAUGH, THE WORSE IT GETS!" SO, MARY, SO FUN AND SWEET, STAFF, COMES IN, AND I SAID, WHAT HAPPENED, AND MARY, GENERALLY, CALM, COOL, AND COLLECTED, MUCH APPRECIATED, WAS UPSET, AND SAID, "SOMEONE PUT A RUBBER RAT, BY THE FRONT DOOR" OR SOMEWHERE IN HAMMOND HOUSE! LOL. OH, THAT'S GOOD! LOL. ME AND MARY HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP, SO, I SAID, WHAT DID YOU DO? LOL. I THOUGHT IS WAS REAL, SO I KICKED IT, INTO THE AIR! LOL. TEARS WERE RUNNING DOWN MY CHEEKS BY THIS TIME. SHE WENT ON TO TELL HER, THAT, RATS ARE A FEAR OF HERS, WHICH I COULD TOTALLY, RELATE TO, AND I ASSURED HER, I WOULD BE TOTALLY FREAKED OUT, AND PROBABLY, DIE ON THE SPOT! LOL. SOME OF THE OTHER GIRLS, STARTED TO RELAX AND STARTED TO SNICKER TOO! LOL. FUCK, I LOVE LIVING HERE! IT WAS ALL THE GOSPIP THIS MORNING WHO PUT THE RAT OUT! ONE CHICK, WHO JUST GOT OUT OF 24 HOURS IN JAIL, FOR SMOKING, LESS THAT 25 FEET FROM THE BUS SHELTER, SO HAPPY TO BE HOME, LOVE HER, SAID, SHE THOUGHT IT WAS BRENDA, I SAID, NO, SHE DOESN'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR. LOL. SHE SAID, YOU'RE RIGHT. SO WHO DO YOU THINK IT IS? I WOULD SAY, IT IS THAT HE/SHE, DON'T KNOW, IT'S NAME, BUT THAT IS WHO I WOULD GUESS, BECAUSE, THAT NIGHT, IT WAS PISSED OFF, AND TOOK OFF HER HAT, AND HER FACE WAS BEAT RED AND SHE WAS FURIOUS, FINALLY, GOT PISSED, TOOK OFF HER HAT, AND THREW IT ONTO THE CHAIR, GRABBED IT AND WENT TO BED! THAT WAS RIGHT AFTER THE SMOKE BREAK, SO, STAFF TAKES THEM OUT, TO BREAK, WHAT HAPPENED? THIS PERSON IS ALWAYS, JOKING AND KIDDING EVERYONE, AND I CAN SEE, HER, DOING SOMETHING COMPLETELY BIZARRE TO GET STAFF BACK FOR THIS OR THAT. THIS MORNING, WHILE PUTTING ON MY MAKE-UP, AND SHE WAS FILLING THE MOP BUCKET WITH WATER, I ASKED HER WHAT SHE WAS SO UPSET ABOUT THE OTHER NIGHT? SHE SAID, OH, I AM OVER IT. OKAY? THAT WOULD BE MY GUESS, BUT, WHO AM I TO GUESS AT WHO COMMITTED THE TRICK? LOL. FUN, FUN, FUN. I REMEMBER, JAMES KENNEDY, STAYING AT THE BUTTE RESCUE MISSION WITH ME, AND AN EVEN MORE, GAP BETWEEN, HIS REAL LIFE AND WHERE WE BOTH WERE AT THE MOMENT, NOT SO SERIOUS FOR US, BUT HE CAME UPSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST AND SAID, "I AM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE!" LOL. I THINK THE GREATER THE DISCREPANCY, BETWEEN, THE LIFE YOU SHOULD BE LIVING AND THE LIFE YOU ARE LIVING, THE MORE HUMOR YOU FIND IN IT! JAMES AND THE GIANT LEACH! LOL. FOR EXAMPLE, THE OTHER MORNING, ABOUT, 6 OF US, FROM THE HAMMOND HOUSE, PICKED UP THE BUS, AND ONE OF THE FUNNY TRANS, GOT ON TOO. HE/SHE, TOLD US, THAT SOMEONE, I THINK STAFF, TOLD HER, THAT, SHE LOOKED LIKE KERMIT THE FROG! I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, NO, ACTUALLY, I THINK YOU LOOK MORE LIKE, JIMNY CRICKET! WE WERE ALL, IN A JOLLY MOOD, FROM THE MORNING CONVERSATIONS, WERE ALREADY, IN A JOVIAL MOOD, AND WE ALL JUST BUSTED A GUT! LOL. I HAD AN EQUALLY FUNNY AND WITTY CONVERSATION WITH, SEVERAL OF THE GALS, ON THE BUS COPS--I BOUGHT A MONTH BUS PASS, STARTING ON SEPTEMBER 3RD, THAT IN MY MIND, SHOULD BE GOOD, UNTIL, OCTOBER 3RD, RIGHT? BUT, MY PASS WAS STOPPED, DEAD IN THE WATER, ON SEPTEMBER 30, CHEATING ME OUT OF THREE DAYS UNTIL PAYDAY! LAST MONTH, THEY GOT 8 DAYS FREE, SO, I WAS PISSED AND SAID, KNOWING MY LUCK, HAVING DODGED AND DITCHED, COPS FROM CIA, TO FBI, TO ATF, LOCAL, STATE AND FEDERAL COPS, I WILL GET PICKED UP BY THE BUS COPS, EVEN WHEN, I HAVE PAID, FOR THOSE LAST THREE DAYS, TECHNICALLY! LOL. SOMEONE PIPED UP AND ADDED, YEAH, GO FIGURE, MY BROTHER A, TOTAL DEAD BEAT DAD OF 7 KIDS FROM, TACOMA TO EVERETTE, HASN'T EVER BEEN CHARGED WITH REFUSAL OR NEGLIGENCE IN PAYING CHILD SUPPORT, HAS BEEN PICKED UP BY THE BUS COPS, THREE TIMES! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING? LOL. NO, SERIOUSLY, BUT, NOW THEY GIVE YOU A WARNING, THEN, AFTER ONE WARNING, YOU ARE TOAST! LOL. I THOUGHT OF THE INCIDENT ON THE BUS, THE DAY BEFORE, WHERE, IN ALL MY SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS, I BELIEVED THAT, I WAS OWED THOSE THREE DAYS, AND WITH MODERN DAY COMPUTERS CAN TRACK WHEN, THE START AND END OF 30 FUCKING DAYS, IS, BUT, GIVEN MY SITUATION WHERE EVERY COP IN AMERICA WANTS ME DEAD AND COPS WORLDWIDE, CHEERING FOR THE COPS, I BETTER, JUST TO BE SAFE, BORROW, A BUS PASS FROM, PEPPERMINT PATTY! LUCKY FOR ME, JUST AS I ENTERED THE TUNNEL, OCTOBER 1, 2017, HAVING JUST WRITTEN, MY TREATICE ON THE BULL SHIT, LAS VEGAS COPS, GOING TO ALL THAT TROUBLE TO STAGE, THE LARGEST MASS MURDER IN AMERICAN HISTORY, ALL FOR THE SEAHAWKS, ARREST OF MICHAEL BENNET! SO, I KNEW, THAT COPS, WOULD PROTECT THEIR SYSTEM, IN THAT, FRATERNAL ORDER OF THE POLICE, LOSERS, MURDERERS, RAPIST, CRIMINALS OF ALL ORDERS, CAN FIND SANCTUARY AND SAFETY IN THE BLUE BROTHERHOOD! BUT, AGAIN, TO STORM TROOPERS, LOADED FOR BEAR, JUMPPED THE BUS I WAS ON, ACTING READY TO RIP HEADS OFF AND CART, BUS PASS OFFENDERS OFF TO JAIL, NEO-FASCISTS, POLICE STATE STYLE, REFUSING TO LISTEN TO THE LOGIC OF, I PAID FOR A FUCKING 30 DAYS, AND I FULLY INTEND TO GET IT, EXCUSE FOR WHY I DIDN'T HAVE A WORKING, CLICKING BUS PASS OR PROOF OF PAYMENT, EVEN THOUGH, I HAD PAID FOR THOSE ADDITIONAL DAYS! I DIDN'T WANT THE HASSLE OF DEALING WITH SOME, NORMALLY, NICE BUS DRIVER TURNED CRANKY, DUE TO THIS DEBACHLE OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY, AND MAKING MONEY FOR METRO EACH MONTH. I THINK IT OUGHT TO BE LIKE, PAYING RENT, YOU HAVE UNTIL THE 5TH, BUT, THAT WOULD PROBABLY COST THE CITY AND METRO, MILLIONS, IN CHARGING US FOR THOSE EXTRA DAYS! FUCKING REVENUE FARMERS! AT LEAST I GET TO RECOUPE SOME OF THAT, BY BEING HOMELESS, AND CAN AFFORD IT WITH MY NEW $7 MILLION RAISE! SUCKERS! LOL. BUT, THE CONVERSATION ALL MORNING, WENT FROM FUN, TO FUNNY TO MORE FUNNY, ON TO HILARIOUS! WE CERTAINLY, LIVENED UP THE BUS OR AT LEAST THE FIRST, 6 SEATS. ALL THE WORKING STIFFS, WERE, STONE COLD SERIOUS! I THOUGHT, NOW IF I WERE TO GUESS, I BELIEVE, US, HOT TRAMPS, MANY WITH DEGREES, LAW, ACCOUNTING, TEACHING, LIBRARY SCIENCE, ALL THERE DUE TO SOMEONE ELSE'S CRIMES, HABITS, OR JUST A FLUKE, OF FATE, ARE HAVING MORE FUN, THAN, OUR FELLOW BUS TRAVELLERS! FUCK, WE, THE HOMELESS, JUST GOT A $7 MILLION RAISE, FROM THE NEW, PRO TEM MAYOR! THE CITY, GOD BLESS YOU, SPENT, $61 MILLION ON HOMELESS AND HOUSING PROGRAMS, AND JUST VOTED, TO RAISE THAT BY $7 MILLION. FOR MOST, THIS SITUATION IS LESS BEARABLE, THAN IT IS FOR ME! FUCK, I COULD HAVE A FULL BLOWN, LAW PRACTICE, ANY DAY, I WANTED TO HANG THAT SHINGLE, BUT I HATE CLIENTS, AND I AM SURE, THAT THE GOVERNMENT, FROM MY EXPERIECE, WOULD TAKE EVERY FUCKING DIME I MADE, AND GIVE CREDIT TO MY SISTER, THE ONE, THEY TRIED TO COVER, BY PUTTING "WASHINGTON, D.C." ON MY TRAIN TICKET AND BOUNCE ME FROM THE TRAIN, SO THEY COULD FRAME ME FOR BEING A STOW-AWAY! LIKE I HAVE SAID, THE TRAIN COPS, STARTED, CHASING ME, IN WHITEFISH, MONTANA, 7 MONTHS BEFORE, I EVER GOT ON A TRAIN! THAT SHOULD BE A CLUE AS TO THE MOTIVES AND THE REALITY OF WHATEVER, THEY HAVE BEEN TRYING TO STICK ME WITH, FOR, 5 YEARS! BUT, LIFE IS GOOD. I HAVE A GROUP OF REALLY, NICE FRIENDS, AS EDUCATED OR MORE SO, THAN, ON THE OUTSIDE . . . I LIKE TO THINK AND REFER TO US, AS INMATES! LOL. WE ARE ACTUALLY, VERY WELL, TAKEN CARE OF! THANK YOU SEATTLE! TAX PAYERS! I HOPE THAT IN SOMEWAY, FIGHTING FOR YOUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS, FOR 20 YEARS, IN SOME WAY REPAYS YOU FOR YOU KINDNESS, KEEPING ME ALIVE, WHLE I WRITE THIS BLOG, HOPEFULLY PROTECTING YOUR PROPERTY, FREEDOMS, RIGHTS, LIBERTIES, PROTECTIONS AND PRIVILEGES! PRICELESS! GOOD TIMES! LOVE GREENWOOD, LOVE SEATTLE, LOVE THE BUS, MY QUICK CAB . . . WHAT GET AWAY DRIVER, CAN GO IN 50 DIRECTIONS, WITH 2,000 STOPS, TO KEEP COPS OFF MY ASS! JUST THIS MORNING, AFTER GOING TO PETE'S EGGNEST FOR BELGIUM WAFFLES, SCAMBLED EGGS, BACON, AND A DIET COKE, NOT PEPSI, SYMBOLIC, AND HAVING THE WAITRESS AND OWNER'S WIFE, WAVE DOWN THE BUS DRIVER FROM INSIDE THE BREAKFAST JOINT, GIVING ME A QUICK GET AWAY, SEEING, THE JAIL CHICK, RUNNING, ALWAYS MY SIGN TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE, SO I FOLLOWED THE DIVINE LEAD, AND RAN FOR THE BUS, BUT, AS I STARTED DOWN TO THE TUNNEL TO CATCH THE 255 TO KIRKLAND P & R, TO SOPHIA'S PLACE, SOME GUY, STOPPED ME JUST AS I WAS GOING DOWN THE STAIRS, AFTER JUST GONIG DOWN TWO, ESCALATORS, HATING THE STAIRS MYSELF, THAT LAST, BIT, WITH AN ANKLE, THAT DOESN'T ROTATE LIKE IT SHOULD, AFTER, 50 YEARS OF SPRAINS, TWO BREAKS AND SHATTERING BOTH, ANKLE BONES, AND BREAKING EVERY BONE, OTHER THAN THE FEMOR, ALMOST TAKING MY FOOT COMPLETELY OFF, BUT HE STOPPED ME AND ASKED, ME, IF THERE WAS ANOTHER, ESCALATOR, HE COULD TAKE TO THE BOTTOM. NOW THIS MAN, WAS YOUNG, 30ISH, WITH A SMALL SUITCASE, AND I WONDERED, SHOULD HAVE KNOWN, THERE WAS ANOTHER REASON FOR HIM TO ASK ME A DUMB ASS QUESTION,, WHEN HE WAS WELL ABLE TO GO DOWN THE STAIRS, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW, SO BEING THE HELPFUL GIRL SCOUT I AM, NOT REALLY, I SAID, YEAH, THIS LAST LEG TO THE BUS OR TRAIN, YOU HAVE TO GO DOWN THE STAIRS. BUT THERE IS AN ELEVATOR, YOU CAN TAKE, RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER, SOMEWHERE? HE AGAIN, ASKED ME THE SAME QUESTIONS, AND RIGHT THAT SECOND, TWO BRIGHT, YELLOW AND BLACK, BUS COPS, FROM THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT, CAME UP THE STAIRS, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MEZZENNINE! FUCK, VOICE RECOGNITION! GOD INTEL, AGAIN, A GUY RUNNING, THEN, ANOTHER ONE, AS THIS MAN TRIED TO DETAIN ME . . . SHIT, THAT BROKEN, ANKLE LIMP, IS JUST GOING TO HAVE TO HOLD OUT, UNTIL I GET DOWNSTAIRS! LUCKY FOR ME, THE LIGHT RAIL WAS JUST PULLING UP WITH TONS OF THE WORKING STIFFS, LIKE I SEE ON THE BUS, ZOMBIES, IN A TRANCE GOING TO WORK, T. S. ELLIOTT'S THE "WASTELAND!" TODAY THE SIGN, TURN IN THAT SUIT FOR A WET SUIT AND THE PICTURE OF THE SURFER HAD ADDED MEANING! I DECIDED, LONG AGO, I WOULD NEVER, SUCCUMB, TO BORDEM, ROUTINE, AND BE A COMPANY CHICK! HINT, HINT, HINT! CIA BITCHES! THEY CAN'T CONTROL ME! LOL. BUT THEY ARE ALL GIVING IT THAT OLD COLLEGE TRY! LOL. SURE ENOUGH, AS I GOT TO SOPHIA'S PLACE, THERE WAS THE TRADITIONAL, RED JEEP CHEROKE, ME AND GOD'S SIGN, THAT I JUST HAD A GREAT ESCAPE! ME, JOANN REACHER! THERE IS A REASON, JACK REACHER, PLAYED BY TOM CRUSE, BASED ON A REAL CHARACTER, AN MP OR MILITARY POLICE, TURNED, GOVERNMENT REBEL, LIKE ME, ALWAYS TAKES THE BUS, DISAPPEARS INTO THE CROWD, CHANGES HATS, AND WHATEVER! I HAVE BEEN DOING THAT, NON-STOP FOR THE LAST 6 YEARS! THEY MUST HAVE BASED THE BOOK ON MY DAILY BLOG OF MY ADVENTURES WITH THE COPS! LOL. ONE, TINY MOUSE, CAN, SCARE ME, MORE THAN, SOME ASSHOLE COP, WITH THE BRAIN THE SAME SIZE AS THE MOUSE, AND THE BODY OF A GORILLA! LOL. ALL IN A DAYS WORK FOLKS! IT'S HARD BEING BRILLIANT, BRIGHT, BEAUTIFUL, WITH, SEVERAL EX'S NEAR OR SURROUNDING SEATTLE, ALL COPS! I JUST REMEMBERED, THAT THE FUCKED UP HAIR CUT, AND NO, THE LADY HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN IN THE STORE SINCE, MY CUT, THE DAY AFTER I MENTIONED, HANDSOME STUD, INCIDENT, AT KEN'S MARKET! EX ORDERED THAT AND THEN, RUBBED IT IN MY FACE, BY PUTTING THE AD ON THE BUS, WHERE HE KNEW I WOULD SEE IT . . SOMETHING ROTTEN, THE BARBER OF SEVILLE! SHIT, I JUST RECOVERED FROM THE LAST, SHIT HAIR CUT, LAST DECEMBER, WHEN, I WAS BUTCHERED! DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE, I AM BEAUTIFUL! TO SEXY FOR THE RUBBER RAT! LOL! #NOTANANGEL! LOVE THE NEW, PLUS SIZE, SEXY PANTY AND BRA, AD, WITH REAL WOMEN, IN REAL SIZES, AND A SLAM, ON CHARLIES ANGELS, I HOPE! BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, COME IN ALL SIZES! SO MUCH IS GENETICS! ONE CHICK IN THE AD, SAID SHE HAD BATTLED, CELULITE, SINCE SHE WAS 11 YEARS OLD! AND, LADIES, LARGE AND BEAUTIFUL, THERE ARE PLENTY OF PLUS SIZE MEN! KISSES, HUGS, LOVES TO ALL THE BACK TO SCHOOL, ADS, THAT SHOW REAL GIRLS, RATHER THAN, 14 YEAR OLDS, DRESSED UP, AND COMPUTER BODY BRUSHED, MADE UP TO LOOK, 25, MAKING US ALL, FEEL, BIG AND FAT, UGL;Y AND OLD! CELEBRATE CURVES! I WAS NEVER ATTRACTED TO ASIAN MEN, BECAUSE, THEY WERE JUST, TOO THIN, STRAIGHT UP AND DOWN, NO DEFINITION TO THEIR BODIES, BUT THAT HAS ALL CHANGED, AS THEY HAVE BECOME WESTERNIZED, AND BEEFED UP, ON STEER STERIODS! OR SUPER SIZED, AT MCDONALDS, WITH THE REST OF AMERICA, RATHER THAN, STANDING IN RICE PADDIES AND EATING, ONLY FISH, RICE AND VEGGIES! NEW COUNTRY, NEW MEN! GETTING HOT! THAT BRINGS ME TO, WHAT I HAVE WANTED TO WRITE ABOUT, SINCE, SO RUDELY, BEING, MARKED FOR A HIT, ON THE AMTRAK TRAIN TO FAIRHARBOR, BELLINGHAM SUBURB, WASHINGTON, CUTEST CITY IN THE WORLD! BUT, AS I WAS SITTING IN THE OBSERVATION DECK, ALMOST ALL WINDOWS, WHERE I ALWAYS, SIT, A YOUNG, ASIAN, COUPLE CAME AND SAT BY ME. EVENTUALLY, THE WIFE, ASKED ME IF I WAS GOING TO VANCOUVER? NO, BELLINGHAM. OH. I ASKED IF SHE WAS GOING TO CANADA, TO VICTORIA, CALGARY, OR BUCHART GARDENS? OH, YES! THEN, WE STARTED TO TALK ABOUT, CHINA, AND UNITED STATES, AND THE DIFFERENCES. THERE WERE MANY ASIANS ON THE TRAIN, SHE TOLD ME, THAT, IT WAS "GOLDEN WEEK" IN CHINA. WHAT IS THAT? WE, ALL GET, A WEEK OFF, TO TRAVEL AND DO WHAT WE WANT, WITH MANY GOING TO AMERICA, TO SEATTLE . . . SO BEAUTIFUL! YES, IT IS. WE DISCUSSED, OPEN ACCESS TO THE INTERNET--GOOGLE IS EVIL, IN CHINA. DO YOU LIKE THAT? NO, BUT WE ARE GETTING MORE OPEN, IN OUR SOCIETY, BECOMING MORE WESTERNIZED! I TOLD HER I WATCHED, SEVERAL CNN SPECIALS ON HONG KONG AND SINGAPORE, THE PROSPECRITY, WEALTH, INFRASTRUCTURES, AND TECHNOLOGY! THE COUPLE LIVED, JUST OUTSIDE OF HONG KONG. I ASKED HER IF, SHE KNEW OF THE "YOUNGSPRING" MILLENNIALS, WHO STARTED A PROTEST, FOR MORE DEMOCRACY, IN CHINA, NOT WANTING, HONG KONG, FORMERLY, CONTROLLED BY THE BRITISH, NOW IN CHINA'S CONTROL, TO HAVE MORE FREEDOM IN WHO, THEY ELECTED AS BOTH LEGISLATORS AND LEADERS. TRADITIONALLY, THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT, SELECTS THREE CHOICES THE PEOPLE HAVE TO CHOSE FROM AND THEN, THEY CAST THEIR VOTES IN A SORT OF DEMOCRATIC MANNER. BUT THE YOUNG PEOPLE, MORE SOCIALLY, CONNECTED THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA, WANT, AMERICAN ELECTION MODELS, WHERE, THEY GET TO START FROM SCRATCH, AND PEOPLE GET TO RUN, FOR ELECTED OFFICE, AS MANY, AND WITH TOTAL FREEDOM, FOR ANYONE TO RUN. SHE MEEKLY SAID, YES, AS IF ALMOST AFRAID OF THE FREEDOM, NOW, IN AMERICA, TO EXPRESS HER VIEWS, AND SHE SAID, I THINK THEY WANT MORE DEMOCRACY, AND CHOICE, BUT, SHE DIDN'T THINK THEY WERE GOINT TO GET IT. I ASKED HER OF THE 6 "YOUNGSPRING" LEGISLATORS, ELECTED, LAST YEAR, WHO REFUSED, TO TAKE, EITHER THE OATH OF OFFICE FOR CHINA, OR HONG KONG. SHE DIDN'T ADMIT SHE KNEW OF THEM? I TOLD HER OF MY DAUGHTER'S EXPERIENCE IN CHINA, AND TIENAMEN, SQUARE, ON A NAVY, TOUR, WHILE SHE WAS STATIONED IN JAPAN, AND THE OPPRESSIVION, SHE FELT IN THE SQUARE WHERE 400 STUDENTS WERE MOWED DOWN, WANTING TO EXPRESS THEIR GRIEVANCES TO THEIR GOVERNMENT. SHE JUST BOWED HER HEAD. SHE DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO GO THERE. I TOLD HER, HOW, MY DAUGHTER, COULD JUST FEEL THE OPPRESSION, AND FINALLY, AFTER A DAY, PUT ON HER U.S.A. NAVY SWEATS, AND RAN THROUGH, TIENEMEN SQUARE, AS IF TO SAY, FUCK YOU CHINA! STOP HOLDING YOU PEOPLE DOWN. IT CAME TIME FOR ME TO GO, GET OFF AT MY STOP, AND I TOLD HER, I HOPED TO GET TO CHINA SOME DAY. I SAID, BUT, I WE DON'T HAVE A "GOLDEN WEEK!" SHE TURNED AND SMILED AT ME AND SAID, "GOLDEN YEAR!" I WAS TAKEN BACK BY HER COMMENT, AND THOUGHT ON IT, AND THEN, IT DAWNED ON ME, THAT SHE WAS SAYING, WE GET A WEEK TO LIVE LIKE YOU DO, BUT YOU LIVE, FREEDOM, LIBERTY, AND RIGHTS, ALL, YEAR LONG IN AMERICA, OUR WEEK IS YOUR LIFE! THE POWER OF THAT, SWEET, SIMPLE, EXPRESSION, OF ALMOST JEALOUSY, HIT ME HARDER, AS THE HOURS AND DAYS WENT BY. WE ARE SO, FUCKING LUCKY IN THIS COUNTRY, TO HAVE THE RIGHT, TO START OUR DAY, GOING TO LA FITNESS, ON THE LEFT, AND GET A BURR UP OUR BUTTS, SEEING THE TRAIN, AND ESCAPING TO FAIRHARBOR, TO SEE THE LEAVES! HOW SWEET LIFE IS, HERE IN AMERICA! SHE REMINDED ME OF WHAT, I FIGHT FOR, EVERY FUCKING DAY! FREEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDOOOOOOMMMMMMMM! GOD BLESS AMERICA!

SOPHIA'S OR RATHER, GRETCHEN'S, QUOTES OF THE DAY!

"I really don't think life is about the I-could-have-beens.  Life is only about the I tried-to-do.  I don't mind the failure but I can't imagine that I'd forgive myself if I didn't try!" --Nikki Giovanni

"These mountains that you are carrying, you were only suppose to climb." --Najwa Zebian

FREEDOM IS NOT FREE!

HOME OF THE FREE, BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE!

ONLY THE BRAVE!

I KISS THE CHERISHED, GROUND, OF SACRED AMERICA!

FUCK FASCISM!

GO, YOUNGSPRING, KEEP UP THE GOOD FIGHT!

GOD BLESS THE WORLD

MEN ARE THAT THEY MAY HAVE JOY!

KISSES, LOVES, HUGS!

GOD, I DIG THIS AMERICAN RIDE!

DEVIL'S CALL. BIG LITTLE MAN. 86% SURE I WAS AT WOODSTOCK. LOL. EMERALD CITY KARATE: MARTIAL ARTS. LIFE SKILLS. SELF-DEFENSE. KICKBOXING! THE CUNNING COW APOTHECARY. ARMADILLO CONSIGNMENT: NEW & EXPERIENCED . . . BROADVIEW BRANCH LIBRARY. THE BITTER LAKE VIEW. PRAY. THEN DO SOMETHING! GET IT BEFORE IT'S GONE! SIP INTO A GREAT MORNING. WHY? WHO ME? SWINK. UNMUFFLED. GARDENING GO GO. CLEAN CRAWLS. STOW IT! STOW IT! STOW IT! BURNING DOWN THE AMTRAK HOUSE! FIGHTING FIRE WITH FIRE! THE THRILL OF HORROR & GORE. ADRENALINE RUSH. GREEN IS THE NEW BLACK. SCOTTY'S GUTTERS 4 U. COZY SHOULD NEVER BE COSTLY. YOU'RE IN HARM'S WAY. I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. STAGED LAS VEGAS SHOOTING? LIVE & DIE BY TIMELINES, GENIUSES. COVER FOR THE ABORTION VOTE IN THE HOUSE--NO ABORTIONS AFTER 20 WEEKS! CONTRARY TO ROE & CASEY, SCOTUS VOTES. WORK SMARTER. SENATE MORE THOUGHTFUL. SENATOR TIM MURPHY, SELF-RIGHTEOUS PRO-LIFER'S MISTRESS IS PREGNANT, TOLD HER TO GET AN ABORTION, THEN VOTED TO LIMIT FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS? FUCK YOU! TOO BAD MEN, DON'T HAVE TO CARRY UNWANTED BABIES! GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN TOO! DON'T MAKE US PAY FOR A LIFETIME FOR WHAT, 8 MINUTES OF PLEASURE, FOR THE AVERAGE MAN! LOL. SEE THROUGH YOU! STUMBLE YOU MIGHT FALL. YOU TERRIFY. NOT GONNA GO BLIND. OPEN UP YOUR EYES, THE GAPPING HOLE IN REALITY! SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT. AND I WANT. AND I NEED. FEEL THE MOUTH TO MOUTH, LIKE THE MOLDING HEART BEAT. I GOT A FEELING IN MY BLOOD. THE FRENCH BAKERY. GREEN E JUICE. SKYJACK. I'M HOOKED. CAN'T WAIT FOR MORE. LOVERS. FOLLOW ME TO THE LOVERS. APPLEBEE'S DOLLARITA. HAPPY HOURS. YOUR BODY YOUR WORKOUT. 5 TYPES OF FITNESS NUTS: (1) THE GRUNTER; (2) THE SOCIAL MEDIA BUFF; (3) THE FINGER EXERCISER; (4) THE STRUTTER; AND (5) THE HOVERER! GOTTA LOVE THE GYM! LOL. MOLLY'S. TRUGREEN. PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY. PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC 'TIL YOU DIE, 'TIL YOU DIE. KLIEMANN BROS. I'M FUNKING OUT IN EVERYWAY! SMILE. AH, HA! I FOUND MY NOTES FROM, FUNKY TOWN, U.S.A., FAIRHAVEN, A SUBURB OR NIEGHBORHOOD IN THE CITY OF BELLINGHAM: CURRENTS & FURBISH: THERE WAS AN OLD WITCH WHO LIVED IN A SHOE WITH BLACK CATS AND GOBLINS AND THINGS THAT GO BOO! EL AGAVE MEXICAN RESTAURANT. LOVITT. PICTURE POST CARD PERFECT! FINNEGAN'S ALLEY. FAIRHAVEN POKE' A BOUTIQUE FOR CHICKS. THREE FRENCH HENS. TON'S COFFEE. FAT PIE PIZZA. FAIRHAVEN VILLAGE DINNER, DOUBLE DECKER RED BUS, SO COOL! DIRTY DAN HARRIS' PRIME RIB & SEAFOOD. VILLAGE BOOKS. DRIZZLE TASTING R' OM. COLOPHON CAFE. ROCKET BUILDING. KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS MASONIC HALL. ACME ICECREAM & DONUTS, SO YUMMY! THE SILVER MAN. GOOD EARTH POTTERY. RENAISSANCE CELEBRATION--VERY COLORFUL POTS, GLASS BLOWS, AND OTHER COOL STUFF! RENAISSANCE MEANS "REBIRTH!" DIG THAT. THE CHIMNEY SWEEP WOOD & GAS STOVES. WONDERFUL OLD LIBRARY! CRAZY ASS HOURS, SO CHECK! 15 MINUTE BLOG, CLOSED AT 2:00 PM. SMALL TOWNS, LITTLE HOURS. OK. SMILE. FRIENDS OF THE SEATTLE PUBLIC LIBRARY: THE FRIENDS OF SEATTLE MAINTAIN A WORLD CLASS, INCLUSIVE LIBRARY SYSTEM. JOIN US IN SUPPORTING OUR LIBRARIES! YOU CAN: BECOME A MEMER, VOLUNTEER, DONATE YOUR BOOKS, SHOP OUR BOOK SALES, AND MORE. BECME A FRIEND. MAKE A DIFFERENCE! HAD TO PUT IN A PLUG, FOR THE GREAT LIBRARY SYSTEM IN SEATTLE, ALONG WITH BRAGGING AND LOVING ON THE FAIRHARBOR FUNKY COOL ONE! AFTER WRITING MY SHORTEST BLOG EVER, I WENT ACROSS THE STREET TO THE "FILLING STATION BURGER JOINT" . . . BETWEEN THE COFFEE JUNCTION, LOOKING EXACTLY, LIKE MY HOME IN PAROWAN, COLORS, FEEL, HAPPY PRIMARY COLORS, AND ALL, AND THE FILLING STATION, I WAS, LIKE, I AM MOVING UP HERE, ASAP! I ALMOST DIDN'T GO BACK TO GREENWOOD! LOL. YOU STILL MIGHT GET ME! SMILE. QUAINT FISHING TOWN? NO. I CAN'T REMEMBER, WHAT THE DUDE AT THE FRONT DESK OF THE FAIRHARBOR VILLAGE INN, TOLD ME? THE TOWN, WAS STARTED FOR SOME BIZARRE REASON, BUT I CAN'T REMEMBR. I DID, SPEND SOME TIME IN THE AMAZINGLY COOL, INN LIBRARY, FLIPPING THROUGH, THE "SALISH SEA" BOOK ON DISPLAY. SO BEAUTIFUL, WITH A GREEN LEATHER CHAIR, THAT, GOES TO THE CEILING, LIKE A KING'S THRONE! HISTORIC PRESERVATION TO PERFECTION! SO, WHILE I WAS TAKING RECOMMENDATIONS, FROM THE PRETTY BLONDE WAITRESS AT THE FILLING STATION, SHE ADVISED ME, I MIGHT WANT TO LOOK AT THE MENU, SINCE, I TOOK HER FIRST, BURGER CHOICE, LOVING BLUE CHEESE AND BACON, BURGERS, WITH MARMOLADE SAUCE, DRIPPING ONTO MY NAPKIN AND BASKET, WANTING TO LICK EVERY LAST DROP OF JUICY DELIGHT . . . BUT, WHILE I WAITED FOR MY BURGER, THE CREATIVITY OF THE MENU, TOTALLY CAUGHT MY ATTENTION, A CAR LOVER'S DREAM! DRIVING MATTERS! I WANTED TO JUST LIST SOME OF THE FUN THINGS ON THE MENU, SINCE I LOVE VINTAGE CARS, AND OTHER COOL CARS THAT SHOW UP IN CAR SHOWS AROUND THE U.S.A., OH, IN FACT, THAT SIGN JUST OUTSIDE, MY BRIGHT, SUNNY WINDOW, SAID, FILLING STATION, U.S.A.! I WILL PROBABLY NOT DO THIS MENU JUSTICE, BECAUSE, I COULDN'T WRITE DOWN, EVERYTHING BEFORE MY BURGER GOT TO MY TABLE. SO, HERE WE GO, USE YOUR IMAGINATION, DRIVING ONE OF THESE BEAUTIES, TO FAIRHARBOR, ON A CRISP, LUCIOUS, FALL DAY, LIKE THE ONE, I TOOK THE TRAIN ON! RUMBLE STRIP: JUMP YARD. THE GROOVEE DUB. HARLEYS. GREAT MOTORCYCLE TRIIP FOR A DAY, TOO. GASSED UP. CARBURETOR. HUB CAPS. GOING GREEN: TESLA. VOLT. DIP STICK. SCHWINN. PRIUS. LONGBOARD. KAYAK! LOL. THE CLASSICS: THUNDERBIRD. MUSTANG. WRANGLER. CHEVY PICKUP. EL CAMINO. FOREIGN BEAUTIES: FERRARI. JAGUAR--NAME OF THE BURGER I HAD, ONLY CHALLENGER, IS THE BACON, BLUE CHEESE BURGER, MCDONALD'S LODGE, GLACIER NATION PARK, ON MCDONALD LAKE, MONTANA. LAMBORGHINI. DELOREAN. THE WET NELLIE. THE CHUCKWAGON. NOW FOR SOME CHICKEN FUN FROM THE CLICK & CLACK CLUCKS PORTION OFTHE MENU. NOW FOR DRINKS: UNLEADED. VINTAGE BOTTLED SODAS. LEADED. BOOZY FRAPPES. SELF-SERVICE BLOODY MARY STATION: VODKA. JALAPENO INFUSED VODKA. JALAPENO INFUSED TEQUILA. BACON INFUSED VODKA. FILL'ER UP TAP BEER. WINE LIST. REVVED-UP RIFFS: PINK CADILLAC. THE GTO. THE JALOPY. CLOCK N' MULE. DRIVING DAISY. SEATTLE SLEW. FRENCH 76'. THE CADILLAC KRAK A TOA PUNCH! CHEERS. ON ODIN TAP-HIBISCUS MINTED ICED TEA. HOUSE MADE STRAWBERG LEMONADE. VINTAGE SIGNS: SINCLAIR FARM PRODUCTS. HAPPY ENDINGS! HANCOCK SUPERIOR GASOLINE. AS I WAS LEAVING TOWN, WALKING TO THE TRAIN STATION, I NOTICED, WHAT LOOKED, LIKE, CEMETERY, STONES, EMBEDDED IN THE PARKING AREA OF THE GRASS, ALONG THE SIDEWALK, TO THE STATION . . . I WISH, I HAD, WRITTEN ALL THE SIGNS ENGRAVED ON THE STONES, ABOUT, 6 OR SO . . . "DROWNING POOL, DOGS ONLY, NO HUMANS!" 1890. LANDMARKS WHERE SALOONS AND JAILS WERE. POLICE PHILIP SHOT 23 TIMES! I AM GUESSING HE DIED? BUT FUN, FUN, TASTE OF THE TOWNS, HUMOR, BASED ON YESTERDAY'S HISTORY. I SWEAR, I COULD WRITE SEVERAL BLOGS A DAY, BUT, ONCE I GET STARTED, DOWN A MINDSET, MANY NOTES, GO DOWN THE TOILET, AND I JUST HIT A ZONE, LOSE SOME OF THE GOOD STUFF. THERE IS A NEW PROGRAM, THAT IS CALLED, "THE LOL SOMETHING." BUT THEY LISTED AMERICA'S FUNNIEST CITIES TO LIVE IN: NEW YORK, CHICAGO, MIAMI, WASHINGTON, D.C., AND A FEW MORE ON THE EAST COAST. I BELIEVE THE ONLY CITY NAMED ON THE WEST COAST, WAS PORTLAND! LOL. I THOUGHT, NOW, WHY ISN'T SEATTLE ON THAT LIST? WE HAVE SMARTER, MORE EDUCATED, HIGH TECH PEOPLE, AND A CITY OF STARS? DO WE TAKE OURSELVES TOO SERIOUS? NO, I EVEN PUT A QUOTE ON SARCASM, IN THIS BLOG, A BUMPER STICKER, THAT I SAW, IN MISSOULA, MONTANA . . . IT WAS SOMETHING LIKE, SARCASM, IS A HIGHER FORM OF HUMOR . . . WE MUST BE JUST TOO SMART, HERE IN SEATTLE, FOR YOU LOSERS IN PORTLAND TO CATCH ONTO THE FUN! LOL. PORTLAND AND SEATTLE ARE ALWAYS, COMPETING FOR SUPREMACY OVER THE OTHER CITY! THE WHOLE FUCKING CITY, IN MY VERY FEBBLE MIND, IS A MEMBER OF THE NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY, THE REST OF THE COUNTRY, JUST CAN'T CATCH THE HUMOR, RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR FACES! TOTAL BRILLIANCE IS HARD TO SPOT! LOL. SARCASM IS ALSO, ONE OF THE HARDEST THINGS TO CONVEY, IN WRITING, ON SOCIAL MEDIA! WHATEVER. WHAT THE FUCK EVER . . . THEY JUST DON'T GET US, SMARTIES! OH, I WANTED TO PROVE WHERE MY TRAILS, LED, ME YESTERDAY, STARTING IN FAIRHARBOR, LEAVING AROUND, 9:00 AM, CHECK, DIET COKE AND SKITTLES ON SOUND COMMUNITY BANK CARD, MATCH THAT TO THE HOTEL AND LUNCH . . . SECOND THOUGHT, I PAID CASH FOR THE LUNCH, AND FOR THE TWO DONUTS I GOT, SO THE DOUBLE, COULDN'T STEAL, MY PATH AND THUNDER, ON MY ZIP TRIP, UP AND BACK TO FAIRHARBOR, OR BELLINGHAM! THIS IS HOW I GET FAT, I SWEAR, MARKING MY TERRITORY, WITH MY DEBIT CARD: (1) WITH COPS, LOOKING FOR ME, OR SO IT SEEMED, WANTING TO FRAME ME, FOR, TRYING TO PAY, THE TRAIN TICKET TO A FAULT, AT LEAST 8 ATTEMPTS, WITH THEM DIRECTING THE STING OP, BUT FUCKING IT UP, ROYAL! THEY SPOTTED MY TICKET, THEY OWE ME ABOUT, SEVERAL HUNDRED DOLLARS, DUE TO FUCKING WITH ME OVER THE LAST 5 YEARS, SAME DUDES! ADDING UNUSED TICKETS, TO SHUTTLES, AND BUSES TO MAKE UP, FOR THEIR, TRYING TO STOP ME FROM, LEAVING BEFORE THE FUCKED UP COP DOUBLES, ALL FRIENDS, GETTING TO SOME LOCATIONS, OFF THEIR, CONSTANT CONTACT ROUTES, DELAYING ME, SO THE DOUBLE CAN HAUL ER LAZY ASS OUT OF BED! I KNOW THE COPS, THINK, AS A WITCH OR BITCH, TIS THE SEASON, I FLEW TO FAIRHARBOR, BUT, NO, THEY GAVE ME THE RIDE THREE, HELPING ME RECOUPE, $43 OF THE HUNDREDS THEY OWE ME OR HAVE COST ME IN REROUTES, INCLUDING, OVERNIGHT STAYS IN MOTELS, AT A COOL $100 OR MORE PER NIGHT! CHECK THE MANIFEST, DUDE ADDED MY NAME, AFTER ASKING ME IF I COULD, ORDER A TICKET OVER THE PHONE--NO, BOTH PHONES, SUPPOSE TO BE GOOD STILL, OR ONE OF THEM, OUT OCTOBER 1, THE OTHER GOOD UNTIL LIKE THE 10TH, SO? BUT, I HAVE EVIDENCE OF PURCHASING TWO PHONE CARDS TO ADD AIRTIME--SAFEWAY--$60.19 FOR TRACFONE AND VERIZON! PURCHASE TIME 16:09 OR 4:30 PM . . . I ARRIVED IN SEATTLE, WHAT, ABOUT 11:00 AM? PROOF MY PHONES WERE BOTH OUT! OR RATHER TAKEN OUT! LOL, BUT, AT ABOUT 7:30 AM, I PURCHASED A TRAIN TICKET, FOR $31 ON BANK CARD, #4045, AS ARE ALL PURCHASES, ON THE TRIP. RES# 4FCC34-041017. TKT# 2770462531381 . . . WOW! I JUST NOTICED, THAT THE NAME OF THE PURCHASER, IS WASHINGTON, DC!!!!!!!!!!!!! WELL, WELL, WELL . . . THE FED SECRIST/JOANN . . . NOPE, I PURCHASED IT, AND I AM SURE THAT MY CARD WILL SHOW THE AMOUNT, SUBTRACTED OFF MY CARD. . . DC. JUST WANT YOU TO THINK, THAT IT WAS, RACHEL, OR SHELLEY, OR KAY, ALL MY UGLY TWINS! LOL. ON THE TRIP BACK, THE DUDE, THAT, PUT MY NAME ON THE TICKET TAKER, WITHOUT, TAKING ANY MONEY, APPROACHED ME, ON THE TRIP BACK, AND SAID THE BLACK DUDE WAS TRYING TO SAY HE WAS NOT DOING HIS JOB! HE ASKED ME TO WRITE A STATEMENT OF WHAT HAPPENED, SO, I THOUGHT, IS THIS ANOTHER TRICK? PROBABLY. BUT I GIVE PEOPLE THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT, AND IF ANYONE IS GOING TO LOSE THEIR JOB, IT WILL BE THAT BLACK FUCKER, WHO HAS CHASED ME OUT OF THE TRAIN STATIONS, SO MY WASHINGTON DC, DOUBLE GETS TO USE MY CARD AND TICKET! ALWAYS, FUCKING ON MY DIME! THEY HAVE BILLIONS OF MY MONEY, AND THEY STEAL, TRAIN TICKETS? IF YOU SET A TRAP FOR SOMEONE, YOU ARE GOING TO FALL IN IT YOURSELF, THAT IS A BIBLICAL PROMISE, DUMB ASSES! AND IT ALWAYS WORKS! FUCK THE TICKET TAKER, AND THIS DIP SHIT, THE BLACK ASS, HUGE ASS, WHO, I TRIED TO PAY, AT LEAST 6 OR MORE TIMES, BEFORE EVEN LEAVING THE STATION, NOT TO MENTION, AT LEAST ONE MORE TIME, BEFORE, THE TRAIN TOOK OFF, ARE THE ONES WHO NEED TO BE FIRED! AS FAR AS CUSTOMER SERVICE, THE GUY HAVING ME WRITE THE NOTE, WAS COOL, AND TOOK SOME OF THE STING OUT OF HUNDREDS IN BOTCHED, TRAIN TICKETS, SHUTTLE AND BUS TICKETS, THAT COST ME DOUBLE, THE TRAIN TICKET, BECAUSE I HAD TO GO THE LONG WAY, BETWEEN SEATTLE AND WHITEFISH OR KALISPELL, AND SPEND THE NIGHT, AT LIKE CHEAP SLEEP, TO ACCOMMODATE, CATCHING THE SHUTTLE . . . THERE WERE TWO TIMES, ONE, LEAVING SEATTLE ON FEBRUARY 1, 2017, PAID, TOLD TO COME BACK IN THE MORNING, SENT ME TO THE YOUTH HOSTILE IN CHINA TOWN, OR THE INTERNATIONAL DISTRICT, PAID WITH CASH, BECAUSE, I KNEW, DEATH IS ALWAYS AT MY DOORSTEP, NO MATTER WHERE I AM AT . . . I SHARED A ROOM WITH TWO ALLEGED, NANNIES, FROM GERMANY AND AUSTRIA, CAME BACK IN THE ROOM, TO FIND, ONE JUMP IN BED WITH THE OTHER . . . I RESPECT PEOPLE AND THEIR SEXUALITY, SO, NO BIGGY, TURNED AND WENT TO SLEEP, BUIT THERE WAS THIS NAGGING FEELING, THAT, THEY GOT IN MY BACKPACK, AND TOOK SOMETHING, BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO FALSELY ACCUSE ANYONE WITHOUT PROOF! THE ATTORNEY IN ME! DUE PROCESS! SO, THE NEXT MORNING, ALMOST FORGETTING WHAT HAPPENED, READY TO GO TO THE TRAIN STATION, THE CHICK AT THE FRONT DESK, ASKED ME IF MY NAME WAS JOANN SECRIST? YES, WHY. BECAUSE YOUR DEBIT CARD, WAS ON THE FLOOR, THIS MORNING. THEN, I KNEW THESE BITCHES, WERE PROBABLY UNDERCOVER, FBI AGENTS, NOT NANNIES, WHICH, I SUSEPCTED, ALREADY, BUT, AFTER CHECKING, ONCE OUT OF THE HOSTILE, I REALIZED, THAT, I WAS IN A HOSTILE TOWN, AND GOING BY TRAIN, WAS NOT GOING TO BE PLEASANT, NOR SAFE, BUT I CHECKED AND SURE ENOUGH, THEY, DOUBLED, MY BILL, I PAID IN CASH, BUT I ALSO, PAID, FOR TWO, OR ANOTHER, PERSON, ON MY DEBIT CARD! SO, I TOOK THE BUS TO MISSOULA, WENT TO KALISPELL, BY SHUTTLE, AND TRIED TO RETURN TO SEATTLE BY TRAIN, THE STRAIGHT SHOT, CHEAPEST TOO, BUT AND I MIGHT BE CONFUSING TWO TRIP FUCK UPS, BUT, ONE TIME, MY DEBIT CARD WAS BLOCKED, ALL MONEY, THE NEXT TIME WITH 6 AMTRAK COPS FOLLOWING ME, ALL DAY, I PURCHASED A TICKET, BUT, I NOTICED, THE WASHINGTON DC, NAME, AS THE PURCHASER, NOT ME, BUT UINDER MY NAME, AS IF, SOME SECRETARY OR TRAVEL AGENT BOOKED THE TRIP, BUT THE DATES, WERE THE SAME, BOTH ON FEBRUARY 1, AND IT WAS THE 9TH, I HAD SPENT 8 DAYS IN MONTANA, TO WATCH THE SUPER BOWL AT MOOSE'S SALOON, TRADITION! AND FUN! GREAT FOOD! SO, I ALLEGEDLY, LEFT SEATTLE, ON THE SAME DAY, I WAS RETURNING? WITH AN 8 DAY GAP, IN THE MIDDLE? NOT POSSIBLE! BUT, I WROTE SOME OF THESE THINGS, IN MY HANDWRITTEN, SUPPORT OF THE ONLY DUDE, NOT ON THE MOB'S PAYROLL! IT IS OBVIOUS, THAT THE DUDE YESTERDAY MORNING, MUST HAVE BEEN, ON THE PAYROLL, AND THE DUDE THAT WAIVED MY TICKET, AFTER THE OTHER FUCK FACED SHIT HEAD, PROBABLY, MILES BEST FRIEND, OR WAS THAT THE RUSSIAN HAIR DRESSER THAT FUCKED MY HAIR? I THOUGHT, LEAVING, EARLY, I MIGHT, AVOID, HAVING THEIR FUCKERS, PAID AND ON STAFF, FUCKING MY TICKET! GUESS NOT! BUT MY GOAL IS TO GET THE ORIGINAL TICKET TAKER, AND THE BLACK DUDE FIRED! 5 YEARS OF FUCKING ME OVER ON THE TRAIN? YOU SEE, THEY WANT TO MAKE IT LOOK, LIKE, SHELLEY, IS THE ORIGINAL PURCHASER, AND I AM THE DOUBLE! NO, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, FAMOUS, ATTORNEY, PROFFESSOR, LOBBYISTAND BLOGGER! MOTHER SHOULD BE A GIVEN, BUT THAT IS FUCKED ALL THE TIME TOO! PUNISHED FOR BEING EXTRAORDINARY, EXCELLENT AND BRILLIANT, WITH 4 BABY GENIUS KIDS! THE GOVERNMENT ONLY DIGS, THE MEDIOCURE. I AM AFRAID TO GO BELOW AND SPELL CHECK, THEY WILL STEAL THIS BLOG, BETTER, PUBLISH, SHIT, SCAN AND STEAL! BUT, ONCE BACK IN SEATTLE, GOING TO CATCH THE BUS, THERE WERE COPS, LOOKING FOR ME, GUT FEELING, WATCHING WHERE I WAS COMING OUT, OF THE TRAIN STATION, LUCKY FOR ME, I HAD TO PURCHASE A NEW BUS PASS FOR METRO, $54.00 CASH, I TRIED TO PAY WITH A CREDIT OR DEBIT CARD, DENIED, THREE TIMES? COPS DIDN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW, I WAS BACK IN TOWN! LAZY, DAZY, STILL IN BED? COFFEE,. PANCAKES. PAJAMAS? LOL! I HAD BEEN UP WATCHING THE NEWS, FROM 1:30 AM, TIL LEFT THE ROOM, 208, ON THAT SAME DEBIT CARD, ONLY ONE I HAVE! THEY HAVE CLONES! OH, BEFORE I FORGET, THIS WAS, WHAT I DID . . . WHEN, I CHECKED IN, I HAD 2 HOURS, BEFORE, I COULD GET IN MY ROOM, STANDARD, READ THE GUEST BOOK, EVIDENCE . . . BUT WHEN, I GOT BACK FROM TOWN, THERE WERE HOT COOKIES WAITING, AND AS I CHECKED IN, SIGNED THE BILL, THE DUDE, CIA, OR COP, WORKING FAR TOO LONG OF HOURS, STILL AT THE DESK, WHEN, I PICKED UP MY ITALIAN, PANNINI . . . BUT HE GAVE ME THIS ORNATE OLD FASHIONED KEY, SOMETHING, SHELLEY OR KAY WOULD COME UP WITH, BUT, IF I USED THIS KEY, AT GALLOWAY'S BAR & GRILL, VERY COOL ATOMOSTPHERE, IF I SHOWED THEM THE KEY, I WOULD GET A 30% DISCOUNT. MY FIRST THOUGHT, IS, THIS KEY, IS TO BE THE IDENTIFIER, BECAUSE, WHY COULDN'T SOMEONE JUST TELL THE WAITRESS THEIR ROOM NUMBER, TO VERIFY, AND THE DESK IS LIKE FEET AWAY FROM THE GRILL, OR THROUGH A CUTE, SMALL BREAKFAST AREA. BUT, I CHOSE TO SPEND THE EXTRA 30% RATHER THAN, HAVE ME CARD OR PURCHASE, BE, CONSIDERED PER DIEM, FOR, MY DC DOUBLE! SO THAT CHARGE, SHOULD BE VERY, CLEAN AND ME! THAT WAS LIKE $14.00 AND SOME CENTS! GAMES, GAMES AND MORE GAMES. BUT, WHEN, I GOT BACK TO GREENWOOD AND OFF THE BUS, NEAR, VALL WHATEVER SANDWICHES, THE VIKING, WITH A SPEAR THROUGH, THE SANDWICH AND A MEAN ASS LOOK ON HIS FACE . . . THE THOUGHT CAME TO MIND, THAT, RACHEL AND KENNEDY, WERE NOTIFIED, WHEN, I HIT THE TRAIN STATION, BUT, LUCKY FOR ME, THE TRAIN, WAS GETTING READY TO LEAVE AND THE CAPTAIN OR CONDUCTOR JOKED WITH ME, BLACK DUDE NOT AMUSED, TRYING TO DETAIN ME, COLLUDING WITH THE TICKET TAKER, BUT THE CONDUCTOR LAUGHED AND SAID, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME LEAVING YOU, THE TRAIN CAN'T LEAVE UNTIL I DO! LOL. FORCED BY THE CONDUCTOR, FROM NOT BLOCKING ME FROM GETTING ON THE TRAIN! LOL. BUT THE VIKING, LOOKS, LIKE THE WAY, KENNEDY OR THE JAMES KENNEDY LOOK-A-LIKE, WOULD LOOK, SEEING THAT I DIDN'T USE THE GOLDEN KEY, AND MY PANNINI SANDWICH, SHOWED UP, WITHOUT, BEING FILTERED BY DC! LOL. GREAT SIGN! LOVE TO PISS THEM OFF! BUT, COPS, COPS, AND MORE COPS, ALL WATCHING ME, CALLING ON THEIR CELL PHONES, THE SHERIFFS DUDES DOWN IN THE TUNNEL, NOT THE NORMAL ROUTE, I USUALLY TAKE THE BUSES ABOVE GROUND, OVER BY BARTELLS, BUT, DUE TO THE ONES, LOOKING FOR ME, I WENT THE LOWER ROUTE, BUT, THERE WERE COPS, RATTING ME OUT THERE! I BOOKED IT OUT TO THE KIRKLAND PARK & RIDE, AND WAS GOING TO SOPHIA'S PLACE, BUT, I GOT THE FEELING, I NEEDED TO USE MY DEBIT CARD, LUNCH AND NOT HUNGRY, WAFFLES IN THE MORNING, $5 TIP FOR FREE BREAKFAST . . . MAYBE SHE COULD TELL THE TRUTH, WHO WAS THERE? MAYBE. ALL PEOPLE CAN'T BE ON THEIR PAYROLL! THE DUDE DIDN'T DARE, STAY FOR MORNING, BECAUSE, I ASKED HIM, WHY HE WAS WORKING SO LONG? ONTO YOUR ASS, ASSHOLE! BUT, THERE WAS A SHERIFFAT THE CROSSING BELOW THE KIRKLAND P & R, I ASKED HER WHO TO GET TO BURGERMASTER? SHE SAID, I DON'T KNOW, THAT IS BELLEVUE? LIKE ACROSS THE STREET? WHATEVER. I DITCHED THROUGH, A HIDDEN, STAIRWAY TO THE BURGER JOINT, NOT GOING THE LONG WAY SHE SUGGESTED. NOT SURPRISING, THERE WERE TWO, BIKE COPS, SAME GET UP, LOOKING FOR MY ASS, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HIGHWAY, NEAR THE FREEWAY! THE ART OF DELAY! I WATCHED THEM, GO BY TWICE! I CUT THROUGH THE OFFICE BUILDING, DOWN THROUGH THE TREES AND LANDSCAPING TO THE BUS STOP, HEADING TOWARD THE FREEWAY! SO, COPS, COPS, COPS! THEY LOST MY TRAIL, GOING BACK TO SEATTLE, THAT QUICK! COP DREAMS!

DRIVING MATTERS!  NOW, THE NSA, HACKERS, SISTER BISQUIT BITCHES ARE, LEAVING THE YELLOW, SPELL CHECK LIGHT ON?  THEY HATE MY DREAMS!  LOL.  I MARRIED THE GREAT FATHER OF MY FOUR, BABY GENIUSES, BECAUSE OF A DREAM, BECAME A LAWYER, BECAUSE OF A DREAM, AND DIVORCED BECAUSE OF A DREAM . . . WHY THEY MOCKED, BITCHED, MOANED AND SHOPPED, UNTIL, I BECAME SOMETHING GREAT, AND THEY WERE PATHETIC HOUSEWIVES, WHO RELIED ON THEIR HUSBANDS OR FUCK BUDDIES TO GET THEM WHERE THEY WANTED TO BE IN LIFE . . . ALL ATTORNEYS, LIKE ME!  LOL!  GO FIGURE!  THEY HAVE TRIED THIS TRICK BEFORE, I JUST POST AND IT GOES AWAY, NO WORRIES!

NOW, THEY LIFTED IT!  LOL!

THREE SHERIFFS FROM LAS VEGAS, CHASING ME IN "HIGH SCHOOL" TO SERVE ME PAPERS, FOR WHAT, SLANDER AND LIBEL, FOR, SAYING THE COPS, FAKED THE BIGGEST SHOOTING IN U.S. HISTORY?  POINTING OUT, THAT, THE TIMELINE, OF THE BODY CAMS, DOESN'T MATCH THE DATE OF THE SHOOTING?  SILLY ATTORNEY, SHAME ON YOU, FORMER CRIMINAL DEFENSE ATTORNEY, #2 IN THE NATION FOR CIVIL RIGHTS, HOW DARE YOU EDUCATE THE BLUE BROTHERHOOD, OF THE NECESSITY OF TIMELINES AND SELF-AUTHENTICATING EVIDENCE OR THE RULES OF CRIMINAL PROCEDURE!  WHOOOPS, GUESS THE LITTLE SHITTY BALD, TORTS ATTORNEY, KAY, THE BEST THEY HAVE, AND SHELLEY, WHO WATCHED EVERY ESPISODE OF TRUE CRIME SHOWS TO GET  HER KNOWLEDGE AND LAW DEGREE!  LOL! WHAT, THEY DIDN'T TEACH YOU EVIDENCE GATHERING 101? 

 IMAGINE THAT?  LOL!

SO, IN THE SIMPLE, SHORT DREAM, THEY ACTUALLY, DID CATCH ME FOR ONCE . . . CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, I WAS BOOKING IT OUT OF THE HAMMOND HOUSE, FIRST TO GO BACK TO BELLINGHAM, THEN, I PUT MY PANTS ON BACKWARDS, AND DECIDED BY 3:00 AM TO GO TO TACOMA, FOOL THEM AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN!  LOL.

IN THE DREAM I WAS IN THIS CHEAP, NEW, GRAY AND BROWN, BRICK, HIGH SCHOOL, WITH A TON OF INS AND OUTS IN THE BUILDING DESIGNS, THESE GUYS ARE THE CONSTRUCTION, REAL ESTATE CREW, NOT ATTORNEY MATERIAL!  LEAVE THAT TO ME AND STEAL, THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY AND THE MONEY, BUT I STILL HAVE THE POWER, DID YOU NOTICE THAT TOM PRICE, OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES, QUIT THE DAY, I TRASHED HIM?  YEAH!  OH, THE POWER OF THIS BLOG!  BLACK DUDE, MUST HAVE READ WHAT I SAID ABOUT HIM, AND TRIED TO BLAME IT ON THE NICE GUY, WHOM, I WANT PROMOTED!  AMTRAK!  I AM SURE THAT THE ADMINSTRATION, EITHER HAS TO PLAY FOOTSIE WITH THE FEDS, OR, THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEIR LOWER MANAGEMENT IS DOING ON THE SIDE!  BUT SCHOOL, REMINDED ME OF A CHEAP ASS, HOME, IN A DEVELOPMENT, LIKE, VULCAN CONSTRUCTION WOULD DO, SLAPPING UP, MONOPOLY HOUSES, USING MY MONOPOLY MONEY . . . SCHOOLS ARE ALWAYS, APPRECIATED AND A GOOD MONEY LAUNDERING MECHANISM, CITIES LIKE AND ENDEARS THE MOBSTERS TO CITY FATHERS AND MOTHERS!

BUT, THE ONLY THING, LAS VEGAS COPS COULD DO, IS TRY TO FUCK ME FOR EXPRESSING MY VERY EDUDATED, VIEWS ON THEIR SHITTY, DRAMA SHOW, THE DAY AFTER THE ALLEGED, SLAUGHTER!  REMEMBER, CHEAP SHIT THRILLS AND PULLING THE WOOL OVER STUPID PEOPLE'S FACES, ARE THE ONLY WINS, THESE BITCHES CAN GET!  I AM A STRAIGHT SHOOTER, YOU GET REAL WINS . . . THEY SHOP, I SAVE!  BUT INTERESTINGLY, THE MEN, SHERIFFS, SERVING ME THE PAPERS, NOT ARRESTING ME, WERE NORMAL SIZE, WEARING THE LV SHERIFF'S UNIFORMS, I SAW, FOR 6 HOURS OR SO, WATCHING TV THAT MORNING, BEFORE LEAVING FOR THE TRAIN!  THE SAME ONS, SEEN IN THE THREE SHERIFF, CANDLELIGHT VIGIL!  LOL.  SOME OF US, KNOW OUR LAW ENFORCEMENT UNIFORMS!  LOL.  BUT IT WAS THE CHICK, SMALL BLONDE, OFFICER, WITH THE MEN, AND SYMBOLICALLY, THAT IS WHO, YOU GUYS ARE WITH, THE LITTLE GIRLS, THE WANNA BE, BIG SHOTS, THE THIEVES AND THE PRETTY LITTLE LIARS!  THEY ARE LITTLE WOMEN!  BUT THE DEVIL CALLS . . . LITTLE BIG MAN, FRANK OF INTERPOL, EX, I NEVER WOULD TOUCH, RAW, SICK BASTARD, ABSOLUTE BASTARD, LOOTING AND FUCKING MY SISTER, BIG SHELLEY, LITTLE, NOTHING, CABBAGE PATCH DOLL SHOE SALESWOMAN, PSYCHIC PALM READER, WHITE WITCH, HAG ASS BITCH!  HAVE HIM, HAVE HER!  I WOULDN'T TOUCH THAT FUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER WITH A TEN BILLION FOOT POOL!

AT 3:00 AM, AFTER PUTTING ON MY MAKE-UP, HEADING OUT THE DOOR, BUT REMEMBERING, MY RCA, NIFTY, CLIP ON RADIO, I LOVE, I WOKE STAFF TO SEE IF THEY COULD GET IT OUT OF THE DAYROOM, WHERE I WAS CHARGING IT THE NIGHT BEFORE?  JOANN, YOU CAN'T LEAVE, UNTIL 5:00 AM!  OH, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT, AND I HAVE LEFT ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS BEFORE . . . I WENT BACK TO BED AND HAD ANOTHER, BLUE COP UNIFORM DREAM!  I HEARD SIRENS, SCREAMING UP GREENWOOD, THE FIRST DREAM, BUT, I DIDN'T FEEL ALARMED, BY THE SECOND DREAM, LIGHT WOULD COME, AND THEY WOULD READ MY BLOG ABOUT THE LV SHERIFFS FUCK UP, OCTOBER 2, 2017!

I HAVEN'T SEEN A COP ALL DAY!  LOL.  OH, THE POWER OF THIS BLOG!  LOVE IT.  THERE MAY BE AN UNDERCOVER COP, AT KEN'S MARKET WHERE I HAD, BREAKFAST WITH GIRLFRIEND!

KISS!  WHO ME?  WRITE THIS BLOG?  MAYBE, SMILE.

GOTTA GET YOU INTO MY LIFE! FIRST SONG, LEAVING, KEN'S!  SWINK.