MAZAMA. ROCKSTAR ENERGY DRINK. THE DAILY PLANET. TELL ME ALL YOUR THOUGHTS ON GOD, I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO MEET HER! LOL. LUZIA. PATTY KUDERER. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE. KIRO NEWS. PROFESSOR BRET WEINSBERG. YOU REMAIN MY POWER, MY PLEASURE, MY PAIN . . . TO THE KISS OF A ROSE ON THE GRAVE, NOW THAT THE ROSE IS IN BLOOM, IT'S LIKE A GLOW ON THE GRAVE. DO YA THINK? DOGWORKS RANCH. THAT SEEMS DOABLE, THEN GOES OUT AND DOES IT. --US BANK. ACCESS POINT. CARRIER. IF THERE BE THORNS. DREAMGIRLS. BACK OF 249 BUS FROM BELLEVUE TO KIRKLAND, PICTURE OF A YOUNG BOY WHO LOOKED JUST LIKE RACHEL'S SON, MATT, HOLDING A GREEN APPLE . . . EVERY CHILD DESERVES TO BE SAFE. MY MOTHER DROPPED ME OFF ALONE, ON CHRISTMAS EVE, BACK IN THE PICK'S DAYS, WHILE THE FAMILY HELD A CHRISTMAS PARTY--SWEET MATT, DROVE AROUND ST. GEROGE, UTAH, LOOKING FOR ME . . . LATER, I MOVED IN A TOOK CARE OF HIM. LOVE YOU MATT. IT IS FAR EASIER BEING THE MOTHER WHO RAISED, KIDS THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO CLAIM AS THEIR OWN. SUCCESS HAS A THOUSAND MOTHERS & FATHERS. WHAT ABOUT THEIR KIDS? I CRIED FOR MATT, HOPE HE IS DOING WELL. MAYBE READING MY BLOG AND LEARNING. LOVE IS LOVE. THE TRAGEDY OF THIS WHOLE THING THAT NEVER HAD TO HAPPEN. SHATTERED VINES. ALTERNATIVE FAMILY TREES? ALTERNATIVE MOTHERS? FATHERS? HAPPINESS OVER EGO! FACT TO FACT: IT MATTERS WHERE YOU GET YOUR START! LOVE TURNS HEARTS & MINDS. WE ARE WHERE WE ARE. START NOW! TOMORROW NEVER COMES, AND YESTERDAY IS GONE. PEOPLE DID THE BEST THEY COULD WITH WHAT THEY HAD AND WERE DEALING WITH. I AM SURE IN LIMITED MINDS, THINGS APPEARED OTHER THAN THEY WERE, MANIPULATIONS, CONTROL, POWER, ABUSE, PROFESSIONAL CHALLENGES AND DIFFERENCE, DREW GUN FIRE. IN ORDER TO HAVE A WELL ORDERED SOCIETY, THERE MUST BE, A SET OF RULES, LAWS, BASED ON THE TERMS OF AGREEMENT BETWEEN THE GOVERNED AND THE GOVERNMENT. THE CONSTITUTION IS 240 YEARS OLD, AND HAS HELD THIS COUNTRY TOGETHER. LIKE THE "GLORIOUS LOYALTY OATH CRUSADE" IN THE BOOK, "CATCH 22" MORE OATHS, WITH DIFFERENT LOYALTIES, CREATE CONFUSION AND MAKE OUR JOBS, HARDER, AT ODDS WITH EACH OTHER, AND THOSE WITH PREVIOUS OATHS, ENEMIES. LAKE STICKNEY. THE CONSTITUTION IS THE COMMON DENOMINATOR, THAT 98% OF US, BOUGHT OFF ON . . . YOU DON'T CHANGE THE RULES, THE TERMS OF AGREEMENT, TWO PLUS CENTURIES LATER! IT CREATED A SECRET CIVIL WAR, THAT NEEDS TO END. WE HAVE A PRESIDENT, WHO, THROUGH EVERY TWEET, EXECUTIVE ORDER, AND WHATEVER THAT WAS YESTERDAY, CHANGING THE POLICY, ON "TRANSGENDER" SERVICE IN OUR MILITARY? A, WHAT ABOUT, EQUAL PROTECTION OF THE LAWS? DUE PROCESS? THERE WAS A TRANS, MARINE, WHO SPOKE OF THE SHAKE UP IN THE TROOPS, THE ALARM, BUT THE ASSURANCE THAT, THAT IS NOT OFFICIAL POLICY, THAT THERE ARE PROCEDURES, A DUE PROCESS, THAT, HAS TO BE, DONE, THROUGH THE JOINT CHIEF OF STAFF, WHO, THEN, CREATE, THE POLICY GUIDELINES AND WRITE THE CHANGES, THAT, IF THEY ARE CONSTITUTION, WHICH THEY ARE NOT, ARE INCORPORATED, INTO THE MILITARY POLICY! THAT GOD THE WHEELS OF GOVERNMENT MOVE SLOW, AND THE GOVERNMENT ONLY MOVES AT THE SPEED OF TRUST. DURING THE ELECTIONS, WEST POINT, COMPARED, WHO MIGHT BE THEIR COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF, TO THEIR, RULES OF CONDUCT, HE FAILED ALL OF THEM! WE DO NOT HAVE A DICTATOR, NOR A KING, NOR, EVEN A DEMOCRACY . . . WE HAVE A REPUBLICAN FORM OF GOVERNMENT, AND IN THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION, ARTICLE I, LEGISLATIVE BRANCH, SECTION 8 [18], . . . "TO MAKE ALL LAWS WHICH SHALL BE NECESSARY AND PROPER FOR CARRYING INTO EXECUTION THE FOREGOING POWERS, AND ALL OTHER POWERS VESTED BY THIS CONSTITUTION IN THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES, OR IN "ANY DEPARTMENT OR OFFICE THEREOF." YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE CONSTITUTION IN ITS ENTIRITY, NOT, ISOLATE, ONE SECTION OR ELEMENT, ACTING AS IF A LONE ENTITY, THAT HAS NO CONNECTIONS, IN OUR SYSTEM OF BALANCE OF POWER & CHECKS AND BALANCES! THAT IS ALWAYS, THE OVERVIEW, HOW, EVERYTHING AND ONE, HAS ITS CHECK ON POWER, TO KEEP, THINGS, UNDER CONTROL OF THE PEOPLE! WE THE PEOPLE CREATED THE STATES, WHO JOINED IN A UNION, TO CREATE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, TO PROTECT OUR RIGHTS! ANYONE, WHO IS WILLING TO PUT ON THOSE UNIFORMS AND SERVE, WITHIN, REASON, SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SHOW THEIR LOVE FOR THE COUNTRY . . . THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF JOBS, IN THE MILITARY, THAT CAN FIT THE WILLING. IT TOOK PRESIDENT OBAMA, LIKE 8 MONTHS, TO OVERTURN, PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON'S, DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL, POLICY, FOR SERVING THE COUNTRY. FORMER SECRETARY OF DEFENSE, ASH CARTER, ANNOUNCED, THAT, MEMBERS OF THE ARM SERVICES, COULD SERVE, OPENLY AND EXACTLY WHO THEY ARE! THE PREAMBLE OF THE CONSTITUTION, IS A GOAL, AND IDEA, A IMAGE OF AMERICA, AS THE FOUNDING FATHERS, WITHIN, THE CONTEXT OF THEIR TIMES, BUT WITH THE FLEXIBILITY, TO CHANGE, AS PER THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE, WE EVOLVE, RIGHT, GENERALLY, BEING EXPOSED AND EDUCATED, ON, ISSUES, CHANGING OUR HEARTS AND MINDS, CREATING A MORE "PERFECT UNION" THAT INCLUDES ALL OF US, BRINGING ABOUT, "DOMESTIC TRANQUILITY" . . . A COMMON DEFENSE, GENERAL WELFARE, JUSTICE FOR ALL, AND LIBERTY FOR US AND OUR POSTERITY, WE CREATE THIS UNION, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THIS TRANSGENDER MARINE, SHANE TEGNAR, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, SAID, THAT WHILE, THE DEBATE WAS GOING ON, WITH, PRESIDENT OBAMA AND CONGRESS, CHANGING THE CLINTON POLICY, WHICH, AT LEAST MOVED, FORWARD, IN SERVICE AND ACCEPTING, GAYS AND OTHERS, WITH ASH CARTER AGAIN, TAKING WOMEN, FROM THE BENCH, LOOKING AT THE PHYSICAL, INTELLECTUAL AND PROFFESIONAL CONTRIBUTIONS, AND OPENED ALL BRANCHES OF THE MILITARY TO THEM, IF THEY COULD PERFORM THE REQUIRED, RIGOR AND STRAIN OF THE BRANCH . . . BUT WITH EACH CHANGE, THERE WAS RESISTENCE; HOWEVER, THIS MARINE, SAID, THAT ONCE THE POLICY WAS PASSED, THE MARINES WERE THE FIRST TO SAY, WE CAN DO THIS, AND DID IT! THERE ARE GUNNERS, TOP GUNS, PILOTS, ALL KINDS OF TRANSGENDER PEOPLE, IN THE MILITARY, SERVING ALL OVER THE PLACE NOW! SHIT, WE SHOULD BE KISSING THEIR ASSES FOR THEIR SERVICE, NOT TRYING TO SET LAME ASS POLICY, TO STOP THEM, FROM SHOWING THEIR LOVE, BY SERVING THE COUNTRY! WHEN MUCH IS GIVEN, MUCH IS EXPECTED, AND THEY ARE RISING TO THE CALL, AND SERVING! KISSES, HUGS, LOVE!!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE! SOB. IT IS AMAZING, THAT ONCE, YOU ARE EXPOSED, GET TO KNOW, THESE PEOPLE, IT ALL BECOMES, SECOND NATURE TO YOU, AND THE DIFFERENCE DISAPPEAR, AND THE COMMON GOALS, MERGE, UNTIL, YOU DON'T EVEN NOTICE THE DIFFERENCES, AND FROM WHAT I HAVE EXPERIENCED, ONCE, I GET OVER THE CONFUSION, AT TIMES, THEY END UP BEING THE COOLEST OF THE COOL, BECAUSE OF THEIR STRUGGLES, AND BATTLES, ENDING UP, MORE COMPASSIONATE AND UNDERSTANDING OF OTHERS ISSUES! THIS-ABILITY! OFTEN WE ARE THE ONES WITH THE PROBLEMS. A FEW MONTHS AGO, THERE WAS THIS DUDE, ALL TATTED UP, FUNKY CLOTHES, PIERCED EARS, NOSE, RINGS, AND WHO KNOWS ALL WHAT WAS GONIG ON. HE DEFINITELY, LOOKED, MALE, AND I WONDERED, WHAT THE FUCK HE WAS DOING AT ANGELINE'S? FIRST A FOREMOST, A SHELTER FOR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE WOMEN? I STILL NEVER FIGURED OUT, WHAT THE SEX THING WAS, BUT, AS I STARTED TO GET TO KNOW HIM, HE WAS, SMART, ARTICULATE, FUNNY, ENTERTAINING, AND EXPOSED ME TO STUFF, I NEVER KNEW EXISTED, SOME TYPE OF SEX PARTIES AND GAMES, DOM & SUBS, WHATEVER . . . BUT AS WE TALKED, HE WENT ON TO SAY, THAT IN THESE, BASICALLY ORGIES, THERE WAS NO "BODY SHAMING" THAT GOES ON, EVERYONE IS LOVED, EVERYONE IS ACCEPTED, AND ALL IS COOL! IN REALITY, THERE MIGHT BE SOME VERY HEALTHY SEXUAL HEALING GOING ON, BODY IMAGE, AND CONNECTING TO PEOPLE IN WAYS, YOU NEVER HAVE BEFORE! NOT FOR EVERYBODY, BUT, HEY, DIFFERENT STROKES . . . WITH LOVE AS THE BASIS, WHO AM I TO JUDGE? IT WAS PRETTY REFRESHING, TO SAY THE LEAST, HAVING BEEN FORCED, TO COMPETE WITH FRENCH SILK, BATHING IN PERFUMED, WATER, WITH ROSE PEDDLES FLOATING ON THE TOP, WHILE I AM, PUTTING ON MY MAKE UP, AFTER A COLD NIGHT OUT ON THE STREETS, AT A GAS STATION, EARLY MORNING, WITH COPS, BUZZING AROUND, WANTING MY ASS! BIG DIFFERENCE, AND THESE KINKY, SEX TOOLS, AND PLAY, GET IT? AND THE COPS DON'T? INTERESTING. GIVE PEOPLE A FUCKING CHANCE! YOU KNOW, ABOUT THE TIME, I REACTIVATED, MY LAW LICENSE, AFTER, AN 9 YEAR, HIATUS, AND BATTLE, FROM EITHER A DEBILITATING POISON, OR DEADLY, TERMINAL BRAIN DISEASE, I WAS HANGING WITH THE FRENCH SILK, SISTER, RIGHT AFTER, SHE WAS HIRED, TO WORK AS A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR, OR IN TRAINING, AS ONE OF THE THREE, BUSTY, CHARLIE'S ANGELS, FOR, DAVID DODDRIDGE, PRIVATE EYE, FORMER, LAPD . . . RACHEL TOOK, ME TO THE OFFICE, AND INTRODUCED ME TO DAVE, HE WAS FRUSTRATED WITH ALL THE ATTORNEYS IN TOWN, WHO DIDN'T KNOW WHAT AN "ALFRED PLEA" WAS, AND WHO REFUSED TO EVIDENCE SUPPRESSION HEARINGS, BASED ON THE 4TH AMENDMENT, ILLEGAL SEARCHES & SEIZURES. PRETTY SOON, WE ARE TALKING SHOP, SINCE, I USED TO TRAIN COPS AS AN ASSISTANT ATTORNEY GENERAL, AND, RACHEL GOT LOST IN THE WOOD WORK, WHILE DAVE WAS BEGGING FOR MY HELP! SEX IS SEX, BOOBS ARE BOOBS, BUT WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE, AND YOUR CLIENTS, ARE GOING TO HANG, YOU WANT COMPETENT, SMART, LEGAL WORK, FROM AN ADMIRED, ACCLAIMED, ACCREDITED , ATTORNEY . . . ATOMIC BLONDES, WEARING LOW CUT, BLOUSES, SHAKING WHAT SHE'S GOT, IN HER LAST PLASTIC SURGERY, DOEN'T CUT AN "ALFRED PLEA" NOR CHALLENGE THE COPS IN EVIDENCE COLLECTION, AND CHARGES, RELATED TO ILLEGAL SEARCHES & SEIZURES! SUDDENLY, CUT IS BORING AND SMART, TAKES THE STAGE! TAILOR, YOUR, WOMEN, BASED ON THE VENUE! BOOBS IN BED, IS AN EASY CONNECTIONS. CUNNING, STRATEGIC, PATIENT, AND AGGRESSIVE, IN THE COURTROOM! THE TWO DON'T MIX! NEVER DID, NEVER WILL, UNLESS, PERHAPS, YOU GET SOMEONE, LIKE ME, BEFORE THE FEDS, FUCKED ME FOR TAKING OUT THEIR ATTORNEYS, AGENTS, INVESTIGATORS, AND PLANS! BEAUTY & BRAINS, ARE A COOL, COMBO, SO DON'T FUCK WITH IT NEXT TIME! YOU MAY NEVER GET IT BACK, AND 2000 WOMEN, CAN'T CREATE, WHAT WAS A PERFECT COMBINATION OF A DREAM GIRL, BARBIE DOLL GOOD LOOKS, ALONG WITH ATTILA THE HUN IN COURT. STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES. NOW TELL ME IF THIS IS INTELLIGENT, FOR, MEN, AND WOMEN, WHO ALLEGEDLY ARE OBSESSED WITH INTELLIGENCE, FROM ANALYZING TO COLLECTION, SEEING FOUR CHILDREN, FROM THE SAME FAMILY, THEN, ASKING THE AUNT, FRENCH SILK, HOW, I RAISED THEM? THAT DOESN'T SEEM VERY SMART. OR ASKING MY KIDS, THEY WERE THERE, BUT, I AM SURE THEY DIDN'T KNOW THE SECRET GAME PLANS, THE THOUGHT, THE METHOD TO MY MADNESS, THAT HAS PAID OFF BIG TIME . . . WITH BIG IDEAS, YOU NEED BIG SUPPORT! NO GUTS, NO GLORY! I REMEMBER, MY MOTHER, TELLING ME OF AN EXPERIMENT, INVOLVING, BACTERIA, OR WHATEVER, THAT WAS TESTED IN A PETRA DISH, AND WHEN, THE AMOBA, WAS PUT IN OPTIMUM CONDITIONS, IT DIDN'T DO WELL, NOR, WHEN, IT WAS PUT IN HARSH CONDITIONS . . . THERE SEEMED TO BE SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE, THAT TENDED TO CREATE THE MOST FAVORABLE CONDITIONS FOR GROWTH. I TRIED TO SIMULATE, THAT WITH, REARING MY CHILDREN. WHEN, THEY THRIVED, LET GO AND LET THEM GO, TO GROW. ALWAYS, STANDING, VIGILANTLY WATCHING FROM THE DISTANCE, IN CASE OF STUMBLES, OR NEED . . . OTHER THAN THAT, THEY SEEMED TO DO, AMAZINGLY WELL, FROM A VERY YOUNG AGE. THERE WAS A BOOK I SAW, THAT, WAS TITLED, "THEY CONTINUE TO RISE!" I SAW THAT BOOK, AT A VERY, CONCERNED TIME, WHEN, I FLED UTAH, IN FEAR OF MY LIFE, LEAVING, HOME, FAMILY, FRIENDS, LAW PRACTICE, CASES, AND JUST SIMPLY, LEAVING . . . I WAS WORRIED THAT MY KIDS WOULD BE TARGETS, TO HURT ME, SO, I DIDN'T CALL THEM, WHEN, I WAS UP THERE IN MONTANA, FOR A YEAR! I WAS AFRAID TO EVEN HAVE A PHONE, TO BE TRACKED AND COULD NOT STAY IN A CITY, FOR MORE THAN A DAY AND A HALF WITHOUT BEING CHASED, HARASSED, INTIMIDATED, THREATENED, ETC., BUT, THAT BOOK, CALMED MY HEART AND NERVES, KNOWING THAT, I RAISED THEM, AND THEY TESTED TOUGH! I KNEW THEY WOULD SURVIVE AND THRIVE, AND THEY DID! THE ENVY OF ANY PARENT! THERE IS A CONNECTION, CALL IT QUANTUM PHYSICS, OR LOVE, THAT BINDS, PARENTS TO CHILDREN, EVEN WHEN, THEY ARE PISSED, THAT, DAMNED DNA, THAT, IS CAUSING, FAMILY COURTS, ACROSS THE NATION, TO RE-EVALUATE, PARENTAL TERMINATION OR RIGHTS, SEEING THAT, EVEN IN THE CASE OF ABUSE, DRUGS, AND WHATEVER, THE CHILDREN, STILL, WANT THEIR PARENTS, THEIR HOME, THEIR, LIFE! PLAYING GOD, WHETHER DOCTOR, SOCIAL WORKER, OR COP, DOENS'T WORK . . . GOD IS STILL THE BEST, CHILD PLACEMENT AGENT! HE CAN SEE THE BEGINNING FROM THE END!

ROCK NEVER FORGETS!

LITTLE HOT SHOTS . . . FOREVER YOUNG!

CONGRESS . . . ARE YOU SERIOUS?  A VOTE, TO START DEBATE ON A BILL?  SOMEONE AT THE HAMMOND HOUSE, ASKED ME WHAT CONGRESS JUST VOTED ON, AND I SAID, I DON'T THINK THEY KNOW, BUT, PRESIDENT TRUMP, JUST WANTS A WIN, ON HEALTH CARE?  STATIC ENERGY!

I LOVED, SENATOR, JOHN MCCAIN'S, POST SURGERY, COMMENTS, THAT SOMETIMES, HE LOOKS BACK AND SAID THE VOTE WAS MORE ABOUT THE WIN, THAN, WHAT THE RIGHT THING FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, WAS . . . HE TALKED ABOUT, REACHING ACROSS THE AISLE, AND WORKING TOGETHER!

IT SEEMS THAT, KILLING OBAMACARE, IS THE GOAL, NOT, PROVIDING AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE, ACA, IRONICALLY, FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!

READ THE PREAMBLE . . . THAT IS THE ULTIMATE GOAL, OF THE UTOPIA, THAT, THE FOUNDING FATHERS, AND MANY SCHOLARS AND THINKERS, FORESAW, AS THE FUTURE OF AMERICA . . . GENERAL WELFARE IS THE GOAL, AS THE STATE, WORK WITH THE FEDS, IN PROTECTING THE HEALTH, SAFETY AND WELFARE OF THEIR CITIZENS, WHO HAVE JOINT CITIZENSHIP!

GOOD FEELS GOOD!

DO THE RIGHT THING, NOT THE PARTY THING!

YOUR CONSTITUENTS WILL ADORE YOUR SORRY ASSES, AGAIN!

HAVE A GREAT DAY!

P.S., SECRETARY OF ENERGY, BECOMING ACTING ATTORNEY GENERAL?  RICK PERRY?  DOES HE EVEN HAVE A LAW DEGREE?  I AM SURE THAT, ANY ATTORNEY GENERAL, WOULD NEED TO BE, AN ATTORNEY!  DA!  GOOD GRIEF, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, BACK THERE?  I KNOW, THAT, TRUMP IS TRYING TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, BUT, BY TRYING TO DESTROY THE COUNTRY, ALL THE LAWS, ALL THE ORDER, AND THE VERY OATH OF OFFICE HE TOOK?  FUCK, THAT WAS A "LOYALTY" OATH TO THE COUNTRY, WE THE PEOPLE, AND HE IS TO PERFORM THAT OATH TO THE "BEST OF HIS ABILITY?"  IF THIS IS HIS BEST, WHAT IS HIS WORST?  REMOVE, IMPEACH, IN OTHER WORDS, GET RID OF THE LUNATIC, BEFORE HE TAKES THE REST OF US DOWN, TO STUPIDVILLE WITH HIM, AND RICK PERRY?  FUCK!
THREE STOOGES ARE RUNNING THE WHITE HOUSE, AND SOME U.S. ADMIRAL, SAID HE WOULD NUKE CHINA IF TRUMP SAID?  IT IS CONGRESS, NUMB-CHUCK WHO DECLARES WAR, NOT THE PRESIDENT, READ THE CONSTITUTION, IT MAY SAVE THE PLANET!!!!!!!!!
WAR IN THE WHITE HOUSE . . . I SMELL, SHELLEY, KAY, BRETT AND ALLEN, AKA, FRANK . . . 4 MORE STOOGES + HI DAD!  FUCK THESE LOONEY TUNES!

RAT COLONY. UBEREAT. DEMOCON. MAKING WARM CHOCOLATEY MEMORIES COAST TO COAST! MIRRORIMAGES. TRIFORCE QUARTET. BOB MARLEY HIP HOP. ON THIRSTY HOP! SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOUR TO BLAME . . . YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME. PLAYERS DEAD ON ARRIVAL. CULINTARY INSTITUTE OF ARTS, (CIA) LEARNING. LOVE IS LOVE. DIRTY BATHROOMS & KITCHEN. CHELAN GOATS. LOOKS SKARKY. ACTS STURGEONY. BLINK. RAW DOGS. MADAME BUTTERFLY. ACTS LIKE A NINJA. LIKE A PRO. BUSTRAVELPRO. FLIGHT ATTENDANT. AIRTRAVELPRO. FARMER'S MARKET FOR RENT BY THE HOUR. MY COMPUTER HAS MADE IT TO EVERETT, BUT I HAVE NOT. HUNGRY EYES. MYANA NAILS SPA. MYJAMESKENNEDY VERIFIES! NOT NEEDY & GREEDY. OLD MONEY. BUILDING CURE. HARLEY LEVER. I WANT YOU TO WANT ME. I DID. NO MORE DEAD KENNEDYS! COME CRASH INTO ME. AUTHENTIC KNOWS AUTHENTIC. OLD MONEY DOESN'T NEED TO PROVE ANYTHING. BOTH SECURE ENOUGH TO HAVE THE TIME OF OUR LIVES AT THE BUTT RESCUE MISSION. DAY & NIGHT. BLACK & WHITE. WE'RE FOR EVERY BODY. LOALMEN. LOVE ALL MEN. NO SHIT. UNOFFICIAL UNIVERSAL CIA GIRLFRIEND. LOL. YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW IT. 100 DEGREES & CERTIFICATES. 7 COLLEGES. 1 ME! 8:28 AM 255 SEATTLE TO KIRKLAND P & R. BLACK & WHITE COCKROACH SHERIFF'S SUV. HI DAD. GIVE IT UP! IN & OUT BURGER. FIVE GUYS BURGERS & FRIES. NEXT 255 BUS KIRKLAND TO SEATTLE! LOL. LIKE A PRO NINJA! BENSON EATING & DRINKING EMPORIUM. LEECH LAKE, WALKER, MINNISOTA. ENDBIKETHEFT. PIONEERSQUARE. PIONEER CONSTRUCTION CO. PRIME SOURCE. TAKE THE MONEY & RUN. TAKING CARE OF YOUR FUTURE. PRINSTON ROWING TEAM. GRACE. SON. JACK, I WILL DO ANYTHING, I REALLY WANT THIS JOB, BEING MY SISTER, JOANN! THE NEXT 10 SONGS FOR YOU. MOM! 14. VALENTINE'S MEN'S HAIR TAILOR. KID SAMPSON. GLORIOUS OATH OF LOYALTY. SPORT ROOTS. SEE HISTORY COME ALIVE. SWINK. ROBBINS BROS. SEATTLE SEAHAWKS PIRATES. DEVINCI CODE. SOPHIA'S PLACE. 255 FROM SEATTLE BACK TO KIRKLAND S & BELLEVUE S. LOL. MARY'S PLACE FOR BREAKFAST, COMMUNITY MEETING AND BUS TICKET. RUN & DONE! FACT FOR FACT: IMAGINATION GREENWOOD CITY LIBRARY CARD! YOUR TIME HAS COME . . . YOUR SAFE AND SOUND. HOW DO WE SLEEP WHILE OUR BEDS ARE BURNING? THE TIME HAS COME TO PAY YOUR SHARE . . . IT BELONGS TO THEM, GIVE IT BACK! JACK QFC--WHERE HARD WORK & PATIENCE DON'T PAY OFF! MEMORY STATION. MASONIC SQUARE & COMPASS. WING DOME. IT'S THE EYE OF THE TIGER . . . JUST A MAN AND HIS WILL TO SURVIVE, AND THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT! MAMA, THERE'S TOO MANY OF YOU TO CRY. BROTHER, BROTHER, THERE'S TOO MANY OF YOU DYING. FATHER, FATHER, WE DON'T WANT TO ESCALATE . . . WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER. LOVE IS. DON'T PUNISH ME WITH BRUTATLITY. MAMA, THEY ALL THINK WE ARE WRONG. BUT WHO ARE THEY TO JUDGE? TALK TO ME, SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT'S GOING ON . . . HOT RODS VS. MUSCLE CARS. FUCKIN' WIMPS! GOODGUYS. COOL GUYS. COOL PEOPLE. GOOD CARS. DUNKIN' DONUTS. GOOD GUYS DON'T CHEAT, LIE, STEAL, KILL! STRONG WOMEN. STRONG WORLD. SNARKY BITCHES, NEED NOT APPLY TO BE ME! CATCHER IN THE RAW! GOODNESS KNOWS! CHASTITY BELT. TARGET. RUN & DONE. HELLBENT BREWERY. AMERICA'S GOT TALENT. DUNKIN' DONUTS. GHOST IN THE SHELL. SCARLET JOHANSON. PLAY IT FORWARD. TULALIP CASINO. ROGUE FAMILY HYBRIDS. 2X. UNLIMITED WASHES. TITUS WILL. OH, NOT TIGHT US. ME--SHAKESPEARE'S TITUS ANDRONICUS . . . SLAUGHTERS 21 FAMILY MEMBERS AND FRIENDS AT DINNER! JUST DESERTS. UNREAL ESTATE! JEAN JUAREZ. WAR EASY. MY 5 AGAINST THE WORLD? EZ. GIVE TO THEMSELVES. BUY THE COMMUNITY. MOB STYLE. SHE IS NOT ME! YOU HAVEN'T MET ME, UNLESS YOU WORK THE SHELTERS, MISSIONS, FOOD BANKS, OR BUSES! BLACK & WHITE TIE EVENTS . . . NOT ME! 5'10" OR TALLER, DOUBLE TROUBLE! BAD PUBLIC POLICY TO ALLOW COPS AND CUNTS TO BENEFIT FROM THEIR CRIMES! PIRATE CRAWL BAR! YOU ARE GETTING CHEATED, IF YOU THINK THEY ARE ME! HALF ACRES. THE ONE ATTORNEY, SHIT BAG, TORTS ATTORNEY, SHORTER THAN MYSELF, 5'4" PROBABLY WEARING STILETTO'S FOR HEIGHT. IF MY SONS WANT TO GIVE THEIR MUSIC MONEY AWAY . . . FEEL FREE! MY MONEY IS NOT ATTACHED AT THE HIP FOR THIS BLOG! THE ART OF THE STEAL. BIG ASS DEALS. FAMILY SELLS. HOW? KICKBALLZ. NOW FOR SOME APPROPRIATE "CATCH 22" . . . SO GOOD, AND SO APPROPRIATE, AND FITTING! ITALIAN HERITAGE FESTIVAL. TOO FUNNY. TOFANI.

GERMAN INTELLIGENCE

• The enlisted men descended upon Rome in gangs of twelve or more with Gargantuan appetites and heavy crates filled with canned food for the women to cook and serve to them in the dining room of their own apartment on the sixth floor of a red brick building with a clinking elevator.  There was always more activity at the enlisted men's place.  There were always more enlisted men, to begin with, and more women to cook and serve and sweep and scrub, and then, there were always gay and silly sensual young girls that Yossarian had found and brought there and those that the sleepy enlisted men returning to Pianosa after their exhausting seven-day debauch had brought there on their own and were leaving behind for whoever wanted them next.  The girls had shelter and food for as long as they wanted to stay.  All they had to do in return was hump any of the men who asked them to, which seemed to make everything just about perfect for them.
• The maid in the lime-colored panties was a cheerful, fat, obliging woman in her mid-thirties with squashy thighs and swaying hams in lime-colored panties that she was always rolling off for any man who wanted her.  She had a plain broad face and was the most virtuous woman alive: she laid for everybody, regardless of race, creed, color or place of national origin, donating herself socially as an act of hospitality, procrastinating not even for the moment it might take to discard the cloth or broom or dust mop she was clutching at the time she was grabbed.  Her allure stemmed from her accessibility, like Mt. Everest, she was there, and the men climbed on top of her each time they felt the urge.  Yossarian was in love with the maid in the lime-colored panties because she seemed to be the only woman left he could make love to without falling in love with.  Even the bald-headed girl in Sicily still evoked in him strong sensations of pity, tenderness and regret.

THEY WERE TRAPPED!  I REMEMBER MY FATHER, BEING APPROACHED BY THE MAFIA, WHEN HE NEEDED MONEY, OR WAS EXPERIENCING FINANCIAL DIFFICULTY . . . HE SAID, NEVER TAKE MONEY FROM THE MOB, BECAUSE, THEY WILL CALL IN FAVORS, EVENTUALLY, AND YOU WILL HAVE NO CHOICE, BUT TO DO IT OR DIE!  I ALWAYS HEEDED AND FOLLOWED THAT ADVICE!

GLORIOUS LOYALTY OATH CRUSADE

AKA, PATRIOT ACT BASED ON "PERSONALITY NOT PRINCIPLES"

• While Captain Black was imagining, Colonel Catheart was acting, and Captain Black was flabbergasted by the speed with which, he concluded, Major Mojor had outsmarted him.  His great dismay at the announcement of Major Major's appointment as squadron commander was tinged with an embittered resentment he made no effort to conceal was tinged with an embittered resentment he made no effort to conceal.  When fellow administrative officers expressed astonishment at Colonal Catheart's choice of Major Major, Captain Black muttered that there was something funny going on; when, they speculated on the political value of Major Major's resemblance to Henry Fonda, Captain Black asserted that Major Major really was Henry Fonda; and when they remarked that Major Major was somewhat odd, Captain Black announced that he was a Communist.
• "They're taking over everything," he declared rebelliously.  "Well you fellows can stand around and let them if you want to, but I'm not going to.  I'm going to do something about it.  From now on I'm gong to make every son of a bitch who comes to my intelligence tent sign a loyalty oath.  And I'm not going to let that bastard Major Major sign one even if he wants to."
• Almost overnight the Glorious Loyalty Oath Crusade was in full flower, and Captain Black was enraptured to discover himself spearheading it.  He had really hit on something.  All the enlisted men and officers on combat duty had to sign a loyalty oath to get their map cases from the intelligence tent, a second loyalty oath to receive their flak suits and parachutes from the parachute tent, a third loyalty oath for Lieutenant Balkinton, the motor vehicle officer, to be allowed to ride from the squadron to the airfield in one of the trucks.  Every time they turned around there was another loyalty oath to be signed.  They signed a loyalty oath to get their pay from the finance officer, to obtain their PX supplies, to have their hair cut by the Italian barbers.  To Captain Black, every officer who supported his Glorious Loyalty Oath Crusade was a competitor, and he planned and plotted twenty-four hours a day to keep one step ahead.  He would stand second to none in his devotion to the country.  When other officers had followed his urging making every son of a bitch who came to his intelligence tent sign two loyalty oaths, then, three, then, four; then he introduced the pledge of allegiance, and after that "The Star-Spangled Banner," one chorus, two choruses, three choruses, four choruses.  Each time Captain Black forged ahead of his competitors, he swung upon them scornfully for their failure to follow his example.  Each time they followed his example, he retrated with concern and racked his brain for some new stratagem that would enable him to turn upon them scornfully again.
• Without realizing how it had come about, the combat men in the squadron discovered themselves dominated by the administrators appointed to serve them.  They were bullied, insulated, harassed and soved about all day long by one after the other.  When they voiced objection, Captain Black replied that people who were loyal would not mind signing all the loyalty oaths they had to.  To anyone who questioned the effectiveness of the oaths, he replied that people who really did owe allegiance to their country would be proud to pledge it as often as he forced them to.  And to anyone who questioned the morality, he replied that "The Star-Spangled Banner" was the greatest pice of music ever composed.  The more lohalty oaths a person signed, the more loyal he was; to Captain Black it was as simple as that, and he had Corporal Kolodny sign hundreds with his name each day so that he could always prove he was more loyal than anyone else.
• "The important thing is to keep them pledging," he explained to his cohorts.  "It doesn't matter whether they mean it or not.  That's why they make little kids pledge allegiance even before they know what 'pledge' and 'allegiance' mean."
• To Captain Piltchard and Captain Wren, the Glorious Loyalty Oath Crusade was a glorious pain in the ass, since it complicated their task of organizing the crews for each combat mission.  Men were tied up all over the squadron signing, pledging and singing, and the missions took hours longer to get under way . . .
• "Of course, it's up to you," Captain Black pointed out.  "Nobody's trying to pressure you.  But everyone else is making them sign loyalty oaths, and it's going to look mighty funny to the F.B.I. if you two are the only ones who don't care enough about your country to make them sign loyalty oaths, too.  If you want to get a bad reputation, that's nobody's business but your won.  All we're trying to do is help. . . .
• "National defense is everybody's job," Captain Black replied to Milo's objection.  "And this whole program is voluntary, Milo--don't forget that.  That men don't have to sign Piltchard and Wren's loyalty oath if they don't want to.  But we need you to starve them to death if they don't.  It's just like Catch 22.  Don't you get it?  You're not against Catch-22, are you?"
• . . .
• "Gimme eat."
• Instead of eat, Corporal Snark gave Major ----de Coverley a loyalty oath to sign.  Major ----de Coverly swept it away with mighty displeasure the moment he recognized what it was. his good eye flar-displeasure up blindingly with feiry disdain and his enormous old corrugated face darkening in mountainous wrath. 
• "Gimme eat, I said," he ordered loudly in harsh tones that rumbled ominously through the silent tent like claps of distant thunder.
• Corporal Snark turned pale and began to tremble.  He glanced toward Milo pleadingly for guidance.  For several terrible seconds there was not a sound.  Then Milo nodded. 
• "Give him eat," he said.
• Corporal Snark began giving Major ---- de Coverley eat.  Major ----de Coverley turned from the counter with his tray full and came to a stop.  His eyes fell on the groups of other officers gazing at him in mute appeal, and, with righteous belligerence, he roared:
• "Give everybody eat!"
• "Give everybody eat!" Milo echoed with joyful relief, and the Glorious Loyalty Oath Crusade came to an end.

WE DON'T TAKE COMPETING OATHS IN THIS COUNTRY . . . THERE IS ONE OATH, THAT ALL LOCAL, STATE, NATIONAL, AND INTERNATIONAL AMERICANS TAKE, AND THAT IS SIMPLY TO THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION!  THE SUPREME LAW OF THE LAND!  ARTICLE VI, SECTIONS 3 AND 4!  THE PATRIOT ACT, DEALS WITH TERRORISTS, FOREIGNERS AND THOSE WITHOUT RIGHTS, NOT CITIZENS, OR VISITORS, ON VISA'S . . . BUT THEY ARE ENTITLED TO SOME CONSTITUTIONAL PROTECTIONS . . . EXECUTIVE ORDER FROM PRESIDENT OBAMA!

ONE NATION, UNDER GOD, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!  UNITED WE STAND, DIVIDED WE FALL!  I ASKED A FRIEND OF MINE, HOW, I CAN TAKE THE SAME OATH AS COPS, MILITARY, ALL ELECTED AND APPOINTED OFFICIALS, AND BE AT ODDS WITH THEM . . . "THEY TOOK ANOTHER OATH, THEY SEE AS HIGHER!" 

GET THE FUCK OUT OF GOVERNMENT, STATE, LOCAL SERVICE, IF THAT IS WHAT YOU DID!

PRESIDENT TRUMP, FIRED, F.B.I., DIRECTOR, JAMES B. COMEY, FOR REFUSING TO BE LOYAL TO HIM, RATHER THAN TO THE RULE OF LAW, AND THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION, SAME WITH SALLY Q. YATES, U.S. ATTORNEY GENERAL, AND THAT, SIR, IS "UNAMERICAN!"

MOB SHIT!

PANDORA'S STAR. MOLEKULE. REBEL YELL, MORE, MORE, MORE! RED HAWK FIRE PROTECTION. GEORGE ELLIS--CRAIG FRASIER. ROCKY MOUNTAIN COLD REFRESHMENT. SPORT COURT. IMAGE FIRST. MODIFIED. SEX FIRST. PITCH PERFECT. REBEL WILSON. NORDSTROM SEATTLE, PEAK2PEAK, 360, KICKING OFF NEW "REBEL" LINE FOR HOT SEXY JUICEY FAT CHICKS WHO ARE FUNNY. GIRL POWER. FUN! SQUARES OFF AGAINST TOM PETTY & THE HEARTBREAKERS. YOU ARE ON POSTION #4 AND I AM STILL AT "WHY AM I HAVING SEX WITH YOU?" THE FASTEST WEINER DOGS ON THE PLANET. COULD YOU GET ON TOP? NO, I AM STUCK IN POSTION #3. LOL. 6.5 INCHES SLIDING BETWEEN MY ARMS AND LEGS? WHERE THERE IS A WILL, THERE IS A WAY! THE SIMPLE MAN. REBEL CONSULTING. DAD JOKES FROM THE OTHER COAST. I KNEW WHAT YOU THREE STOOGES WERE UP TO WAY BACK WHEN! HOW DO YOU THINK I PROFILE COPS? LOL. STATIC ENERGY. IMAGICORP. LIBERTY DISTRIBUTING. DO ALL COPS COME IN THREE'S? ANOTHER BEEFY, BOD SQUAD, FED, GOVERNMENT COP ISSUE . . . BALD, GOATEE, RED & WHITE "NIKE" BRAND SHIRT, BLACK PANTS . . . STING OP, PRETENDING TO BE TALKING ON BLUE TOOTH, TRYING TO BLOCK THE DOOR, SO I DON'T LEAVE. OR SANDERS GROOVES! BET ON BOTH. FED WATCHING NEWS STARTING AT 6:30 AM, MCDONALD'S, VIRGINIA & 6TH. NERDING LOOKING, NICE CALVES! IMAGICORP. BLACK COP, PLAID SHIRT, SITTING CLOSEST TO THE FLAT SCREEN TV. SECURITY COP. PLAIN CLOTHES SPD, NEAR LADIES ROOM. EMPTY LOBBY GOING IN THE RESTROOM. FUCKING JAMMED PACKED WHEN, I CAME OUT? TELL TALE SIGNS: WAFFLES AT SOPHIA'S PLACE, FROM MCD'S, ALL WITH THE GOLDEN ARCHES IMPRINT! LOL. MY INTEL DUDE IS BETTER THAN ALL YOU I.C. DUDES PUT TOGETHER! LOL. SLAMMING SESSIONS. BATTERY STREET. COP DRESSED IN BLACK--LEARNING FROM ME--HARD TO DETECT. FOLLOWED ME FROM KIRKLAND P & R, SATURDAY. TUNNEL. I DITCHED ONLY TO COME UP TO THREE SHERIFFS SUV'S, PARKED, JUST ARRIVING BLACK MUSTANG, NEW . . . GOD INTEL . . . DUDE RUSHED PASSED ME . . . HURRY TO BUS, HOPE IT IS THE NEXT ONE. PARKED MY ASS ON SILVER BULLET STANDING SITTING POSTS, JUST AS COPS ASSASSIN, RUSHED RIGHT PASSED ME, AS WELL AS SPD, SCOPING THE CROWD FOR ME! TWO SHERIFFS CAME TO SOPHIA'S PLACE, SECONDS AFTER I WALKED TO THE BUS. MOVED MY LEGS UP UNDER THE SHADE OF THE TREES. DROVE PASSED ME TWICE. WHO WERE THEY LOOKING FOR. 7 BLACK FRIENDS, SLOWLY EXITED THE PLACE . . . SOME CHICK THEY WANTED TO TALK TO? SERIOUS? EXIT DROVE RIGHT PASSED ME, AS THEY DID COMING IN. SMILE. JOANN REBEL BOND. BETTER. FASTER. FRESHER. HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON? IT STARTED 20 YEARS AGO. VERY INTENSE AFTER TAKING $357 MILLION CASE TO UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT. DAILY BEAST ON MY ASS EVERY FUCKING DAY AND NIGHT! THE CHARGER FOR MY RCA WONDER RADIO STOLEN FROM MY BACKPACK LAST NIGHT. NOTICED FRIEND, HOVERING AROUND MY BUNK, EARLY MORNING, LATE NIGHT FOR A FEW DAYS . . . DIDN'T PUT BACKPACK IN BIN, LAST NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT REST IS AN HONEST WOMAN'S REWARD, BUT OPENS HER TO THEFT . . . THIS IS HOW THEY STOLE ALL MY I.D. 4 YEARS AGO, KEEPING ME OFF THE RADAR SCREEN FOR 4 YEARS! GOVERNMENT RUNS: (1) VITAL STATISTICS FOR BIRTH CERTIFICATES; (2) SOCIAL SECURITY FOR CARDS; (3) DRIVER'S LICENSE DIVISIONS; (4) MEDICARE CARDS CONNECTED WITH SOCIAL SECURITY CARDS, CONNECTED TO KIDS, SOCIAL SECURITY CARDS . . . GO FIGURE. GARFIELD THE CATS. O'NEIL PROFESSIONAL: CLEAN & FAST. MADRONA INSULATION. SUNBLOCK & SCREEN. TWO BUCKS IS BETTER! CREATE YOUR OWN SUPERHEROES! MALE & FEMALE CREATED SHE THEM. WHEATON: THEY ROCK MY WORLD! FEED HUNGRY PEOPLE. ZEEK'S. RYERSON BASE. 2-MAMBO. SEATTLE POST INTELLIGENCIA. REP. DENNY HECK. INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE? REBEL CONSULT & READ. BLISS MEDICAL CENTER. STUART BLISS JOAN GOING DOWN. MOONPHOTO: BLACK CUSTOM. WHITE LAB. REP. KEN BUCK. THE CARPETMAN. SPARKS OF MADNESS. PROPLAN. TAKE CARE OF FAMILY? UNIQUELY BRILLIANT. UNIQUE OBSESSION. OBSESSED WITH INTELLIGENCE. ASK REBEL. NOT RACHEL. NOT THEIR MOM! TRUSTAGE. BELLEVUE MECHANICS. HOWL WITH THE WOLVES. ROACH KILLER. RAT POISON. BOTTLE OF ARSCENIC. NO STRANGLEHOLD OR GUN POWDER. SLINGSHOT WITH BALL BEARINGS. SUPER HUMAN. SERVICE. QUALITY. INTEGRITY. ON THE ROAD TO SUCCESS. INTELLIGENIA. HAIR FACTOR & SPA. TABACCO PATCH. INFOCUS. NEW HICKORY COLLECTION. SALON SAIDA. U.S. CAPITAL STRATEGIES. IN BIG SKY CLEANERS. END ZONE ATHELETICS. SAGE. MICHAEL BOWLING, D.C. RYDER. HOLLER, MT. PERU. SMARTSHEET. GOTTA RUN. IT WORKS ON MY MACHINE! LEFT AT ECONOLODGE IN KALISPELL, MONTANA . . . JULY 5TH, 2017 . . . HEADED TO SEATTLE! XGYM. ENERGY. ENERGY. VITALITY. @ DEAD HOT @ DEAD HOT. OVER HEAD POWER LINES. ON DEMAND. BUS. ANJO. BYUWJ. STRYDER. AMAN. IT YOUR EVERYDAY JUGGLAR. DISCOVER "YOUR" HIDDEN TALENT. MIX.MATCH.ATTACH. COMPVIEW. MONARCH PLUMBING. NATIONAL BARRICADE. UTAH. HOUSE OF FIRE . . . HEARTS TO THE FIRE . . . BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE. SHAKESHINE. DIVINITY COFFEE? LOL. SOUNDMARK. GREG. THEY COLLECT CLOTHES & SHOES. ME COPS! LOL. QFC: QUALITY FOOD CENTER. CHAINLINE. TOOL MANAGEMENT. MAC QUALITY TOOLS. TOP TEN NAIL SPA. DRIVE "MY" WORLD. FREE AGENT DERRICK ROSE SIGNS WITH CLEVELAND. OPEN SPACE ON RACE--MILES! HOT NEW GAMES. HOT NEW TOPIC. OPEN SPACE. FILL SPACE WITH COPS! CNN: THE 90'S . . . POPPY BUSH'S NEW WORLD ORDER BASED ON LAW . . . WHO'S? JUSTICE BY COP? JUSTICE BY THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION, SUPREME LAW OF THE LAND? SPACE DUST IPA. HAPPY HOUR. IMAGICORP. CHARLIE'S PRODUCE. NOT! ACCESS HOLLYWOOD. UNIFIED POLICE FORCE . . . FASTEST WEINER DOGS ON THE PLANET! REBEL WILSON: FASTEST BRAIN ON THE PLANET! PITTING BRAIN AGAINST BRAWN & BRA! YOU LOSE. SIGN'S & SYMBOLS: KIRLAND CROSSING P & R. TWO WHITE BALLONS FILLED WITH HELIUM, DEFLATED ORANGE BALLOON, HANGING LIKE A LIMP DICK . . . SMART DUDES DON'T DIG FAKE ANYTHING! KISS. TOP RATED PROS? DRESS FOR SUCCESS. DON'T BE A SUCCESS. TALK FAST AND ACT LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. DON'T SAY ANYTHING INTELLIGENT. IMAGE OVER INTELLIGENCE . . . DAZZLE WITH DISTRACTIONS! HELLO, IVANKA! HELLO, JARED! I HEARD KUSHNER SPEAK FOR THE FIRST TIME DENYING HE COLLUDED WITH THE RUSSIANS, IN SETTING UP BACK CHANNEL COMMUNICATIONS BETWEEN THE WHITE HOUSE & THE KREMLIN? USING THEIR EQUIPMENT TO AVOID U.S. INTELLIGENCE DATA GATHERING? WAHT THE FUCK? CIA: DENY EVERYTHING. ADMIT TO NOTHING. THE BIGGER THE LIE. THE MORE PEOPLE BELIEVE YOU. TOO BIG TO FAIL? FUCK THAT SHIT! REAL FOOD. REAL PEOPLE. REAL EASY. SWITCH & SAVE. WE DELIVER VS. WE CATER. SHIMON PROKUPECZ. SHY MONEY PRO CUP PECK Z! COMMUNICATING WITHOUT COMMUNICATING! WATCH THE NAMES IN CURRENT EVENTS, CODE! COY WIRE. UPWORDS. PLANT IN HAMMOND HOUSE, DANCE WHISPERER . . . WHAT IF THE COPS ARE TRYING TO HELP YOU? IF 10 DOGS IN A ROW, BITE YOUR ASS . . . ARE YOU GOING TO THINK, THE SEATLLE COPS ARE THERE TO HELP YOU? NO! BITCH! TEARY EYED . . . THEY MIGHT THINK YOU ARE CRAZY IF YOU DON'T RELAX. I AM RELAXED AND DON'T EVER WORRY UNTIL I HAVE CAUSE TO WORRY. I HAVE CAUSE! YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME, DON'T KNOW WHO I AM, SEE THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG, CAN'T SEE 20 YEARS OF MY INTERACTION WITH COPS! JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE ISSUES. MINE ARE NOT THE SAME THAT GOT ME HERE! WELL, SOMETIMES WE THINK WE DID EVERYTHING LAWFUL, BUT WHEN, SOMEONE POINTS IT OUT, WE REALLY DIDN'T. I AM A FUCKING LAWYER, I KNOW AT TIMES, I MAY PUSH THE ENVELOPE, BUT THAT IS GENERALLY FOR A DAMNED GOOD REASON, LETHAL FORCE BEING USED AGAINST ME! YOU ARE NOT ME, I AM NOT YOU. I NEED TO GO TO BED NOW! GOOD. NOW FOR SOME "CATCH 22" FOR SUPPORTING ENTERTAINMENT . . .

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INTELLIGENCE BASED ON TRAINING + EDUCATION + LICENSE + EXPERIENCE + ON THE JOB TRAINING.  BEAUTY WAS COLLATERAL BENEFIT, NOT THE MAIN ATTRACTION, FOR ATTORNEYS, PROFESSORS, DOCTORS!

THE BUSH NEW WORLD ORDER BASED ON A COPS JUSTICE SYSTEM!

IMAGE FIRST!  COPS COPULATING AND POPULATING.  DRIVEN BY NATURE.  JUST GIVE THE GIRLS' SQUAD, REBEL CREDENTIALS . . . DRESS SUCCESSFUL, ACT SUCCESSFUL, SPEAK LIKE YOU ARE A SUCCESS, FAKE IT UNTIL YOU MAKE IT . . . AND THEY ALMOST GOT AWAY WITH IT!

CATCH 22 . . . WITTY, INTELLIGENCE, FUN DIALOGUE, ABOUT WHO SURVIVES IN SOME CIRCLES!  LOL!

• Whatever he was supposed to get done as squadron commander apparently was getting done without any assistance from him. (LOL!  Dad jokes on other coast!).
• "He's a military genius". . . . "Yes. he really is," Lieutenant Engle agreed.  "It's a pity the schmuck won't whip his wife."
• "I don't see what that has to do with it," Lieutenant Travers answered coolly.  "Lieutenant Bemis whips Mrs. Bemis beautifully every time they have sexual intercourse, and he isn't worth a fathering at parades."
• "I'm talking about flagellation," Lieutenant Eagle retorted.  Who gives a damn about parades?"
• Dori Duz was a lively little tart of copper-green and gold who loved doing it in toolsheds, phone booths, field houses and bus kiosks.  There was little she hadn't tried and less she wouldn't.  She was shameless, slim, nineteen and aggressive.  She destroyed egos by the score and made men hate themselves in the morning for the way she found them, used them and tossed them aside.  Yossarian loved her.
• Yossarian not to be so bourgeois without she r.  She was never without a good book close by, not even when she was lying in bed with nothing on her but Yossarian and Dori Duz's dog tags.  She bored Yossarian, but he was in love with her, too.  She was a crazy mathematics major from the Wharton School of Business, who could not count to twenty-eight each month without getting getting into trouble.
• "Darling, we're going to he a baby again," she would say to Yossarian every month.
• "You're out of your goddam head," he would reply.
• "I mean it, baby," she insisted.
• "So do I."
• "Darling, we're going to have a baby again," she would say to her husband.
• "I haven't the time," Lieutenant Scheisskopf would grumble petulantly.  "Don't you know there's a parade going on?"
• Just when I was all set to really start stashing it away, they had to manufacture fascism and start a war horrible enough to affect even me.
• "Neither do I," answered Yossarian, who was ready to pursue hm through all the words in the world to wring the knowledge from him if he could, but Clevinger intervened, pale, thin, and laboring for breath, a humid coating of tears already glistening in his undernourished eyes.
• Groups Headquarters was alarmed, for there was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.  Colonel Catheart sent Colonel Korn to stop it, and Colonel Korn succeeded with a rule governing the asking of questions.  Colonel Korn's rule was a stroke of genius, Colonel Korn explained in his report to Colonel Catheart.  Under Colonel Korn's rule, the only people permitted to ask questions were those who never did.  Soon the only people attending were those who never asked questions, and the sessions were discontinued altogether, since Clevinger, the corporal, and Colonel Korn agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything. (LOL!!!)

Reminiscent of the Trump White House War on the Media, Video Daily Press, and SNL! MSNBC, 3:30 to 3:45 PM, Trump standing with several guitars behind him, Parallax, Maraloka, God's Revolver, Worst Friends, the DITCH AND THE DELTA! . . . WH staff lawyering up, conflicting stories on Russia collusion, running head long into more subpoena's from Intelligence Committees . . . AB, SHELLEY, KAY, BRETT, COPS, MILITARY, MORMONS, FEDS!

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TABOO. SHE'S A SUPERFREAK! THE LAST FACE. CAPITOL HILL BLOCK PARTY. THE HURT LOCKER. SLAPJACK. ONCE YOU DO JACK, YOU'LL NEVER GO BACK! LOL. PIRATE CRAWL BAR. DUNBAR. MYSTERY CASES. PRIME SUSPECTS. THE F.B.I. IS BAFFLED. ARE YOU? DESERT RUNNER. OCEAN BEAUTY. CREAMIEST OF THE CROP. PARKING IN SEATTLE AS HARD AS SAYING THE OTTERS ARE CUTE. FREE MEALS FOR KIDS & TEENS. APPLE-A-DAY. REMIX. BENCH TO BEACH SAND. TURN ON ROY. RESEARCH & CARE GO HAND, IN HAND, IN HAND, IN HAND. BASES UNLOADED. CATDADDY GAMES SEATTLE. HAPPY FEET. SLEEPY HOLLOW. SLEEPLESS. AMERICAN GANGSTER. THE PERFECT START TO THE MORNING. THE SAME OFFICER OF DIFFERENT SIZES. I COULD TELL BOTH WOULD DO ME IN A HEARTBEAT. NOW WHAT THEY WOULD DO TO ME IS DEBATABLE . . . I THOUGHT I SHOPLIFTED THAT DIET COKE, AFTER LEAVING UTAH? EXTRADITION TO MONTANA? PROVE IT, ASSHOLES! LOL. TWO TICKETS TO PARASIDE. SEXUAL HEALING. COME HANG WITH US. NOW, AS A GENERAL RULE, MOST COPS DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR, ESPECIALLY, WHEN, THEY ARE THE BUTT OF MY JOKES! LOL! HUMOR IS MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN, SEX. THAT IS ALL WE DO. REMIX. GOD INTEL . . . 4 COPS CROSSED MY PATH. QUIET SUNDAY MORNING. NO ONE ELSE ON THE ROAD OR WAITING FOR THE BUS? 78TH & GREENWOOD. 6:19 AM BUS 5. TWO COPS. SAME HAIR. BALD. STANDARD ISSUE FOR COPS. GUESSING FEDS. BODY WORKS. SPD AT COUNTER WATCHING NEWS AND ME. PONDERING THE COPS FROM SUNDAY. ANSWER: 3030. LATER THAT DAY. 7070. ONLY YOUR HAIR DRESSER KNOWS, OR DOESN'T. I HAVE A DAUGHTER WHO IS 41. SHOCKED. THEN YOU HAD HER . . . WELL, BEFORE SHE WAS BORN. HE GRABBED MY HAIR, LOOKED CLOSELY AT THE ROOTS. NO. WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR AT LEAST THREE YEARS. SMILE. I LOVE TO TELL PEOPLE HOW OLD I AM. SUPERFREAK. LOL. POSSIBLE THOUGHT IT COULD AND THEN DID. "I BET I CAN" USUALLY WINS THAT BET. GOVERNMENT STOLE 20 YEARS OF MY LIFE, TAKING 25 BACK! TRADER JOE'S. I DIDN'T START PRACTICING LAW UNTIL I WAS 40 . . . COULDN'T HAVE DONE ALL THAT. SHE IS THAT AGE NOW! JUST AS I WAS WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK? VAN IN FRONT OF ME, LICENSE PLATE, "AGE." SAME AS CAR PASSING ACROSS MCDONALD'S TO WELDON(E). MCNEILUS. ANOTHER CLUE, GENIUSES, FROM THE WINDOW AT "BED, BATH & BEYOND" . . . SMILE. NATURAL. RENO TAHOE. BORE'S HEAD. BITE SQUAD LOVE. HOOVER EAT. MOJO BIGFOOT. I EAT COPS FOR BREAKFAST. TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE! LOL. FUCK, MILES, THOUGHT I WAS SO GOOD, HE SHARED ME WITH HIS TWO LOOK-A-LIKE BROS. YOU CAN BE DOUBLE TROUBLE, OR TRIPLE . . . BUT, THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SPORT FUCK AND MAKING LOVE! SWINK. TALE TELL. YOU GOTTA GET UP PRETTY EARLY TO BEAT THIS CHICK! OH, THAT BLOW JOB. I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GAL. MISTRESSES HAVE TO DO THAT. LOL. BETTER OR WORSE? USUALLY WIN THAT BET. SMILE. I FOOLED AROUND AND FELL IIN LOVE . . . BLACK HILLS. OFFICER WOOLFOLK. CLAWS. WISMETTAC. WAR ON TERROR. LOSTPUPS? ROSENBERGS. PARENTS EXECUTED AS RUSSIAN SPIES. SELLING A-BOMB SECRETS. SONS. US AGAINST THE WORLD. EXONERATE MOTHER. SHE DID NOTHING WRONG! BECAUSE HEALING HAPPENS TOGETHER. DELIVERING A WORLD OF GOOD TASTE. SALVATION ARMY DOING THE MOST GOOD. STATE WANTED THE KIDS, BEFORE, ELLIOT HIT KINDERGARDEN. MOTHERLODE COLLATERAL DAMAGE. I OWN YOUR NEW SKYLINE, YOUR COP SHOPS AND MORTGAGE! AMERICAN GANGSTER . . . 3/4THS DEA, DRUG ENFORCEMENT AGENCY, CORRUPT, DIRTY. STINGRAY. LITTLE WOMEN. JO WAS THE SMART ONE. GEEK SQUAD. CAREERS THAT FIT. BODIES THAT FIT. EVERY TIME I FIND EVIDENCE OF A SKELETAL STRUCTURE UNDER THIS FLESH, THE COPS FUCK MY GYM MEMBERSHIP OR SEND ASSASSINS! I AM NOT BATHING IN PERFUMED WATERS WITH ROSE PEDDLES! 6 YEAR GUTTER RUNNER. SEAHAWKS TRAINING CAMP. THE CREAMIEST OF THE CROP. NOT RACHEL. TED BELL. PHANTOM? SINCE I WENT AWAY. GADGETS FOR MEN. CARTOYS. MADISON SMARTT. THE STONE BUILDER REFUSED. VINE SHATTERED. STRETCH. ECLIPSE. FIREPROOF. WASHINGTON HUSKIES. NO HATE IN OUR STATE. LOCALS LIKE ME. SAME POLITICS. OPEN SQUARE. MY WORK SPACE. MY STYLE. MATTHEW CHANCE. PINK CADILLAC. RED HUTCH. CAPTURE THE FAMILY FUN. IDEAS TO LIVE BY. REACTION. REAL IMPACT. UNLEASH MY SMILE POWER. REAL CHANGE. NOW, SMILE POWERED BY EMILY. MATTHEW KIDDER. OH, FORGOT THE LAST GOD INTEL. "MANAGER." GOOD LUCK. PARENTS COULDN'T. LAW SCHOOL COULDN'T. UTAH ATTORNEY GENERAL'S OFFICE COULDN'T. BAR ASSOCIATIONS COULDN'T. COURTS COULDN'T. YOU CAN. I'M A SINNER, A SAINT, A CHILD, A MOTHER, AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN, AND YOU WOULDN'T WANT ME ANY OTHER WAY! NO MATTER WHERE YOU'RE FROM, WE'RE GLAD YOU ARE OUR NEIGHBOR. BUT, I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO'LL WALK THROUGH FIRE FOR YOU . . . AN HAVE. MEN'S GROOMING SALON. YOUR A SLAVE TO MONEY. I'M A MILLION DIFFERENT PEOPLE, CAN CHANGE DAY BY DAY. GOOD LUCK. THE CHAMELEON. A HORSE OF A DIFFERENT COLOR. MARINE MANTRA--ADAPT! IF THE SHOE FITS. PROCRAFT. FEED YOUR BRAIN. SPORTS DAY MIX. MUSIC REMIX. THINK. GO BACK TO SCHOOL WITH CONFIDENCE. PROTIME. I'M NOT A "BELLINGUERED" ATTORNEY GENERAL. ROCKIN' IT! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN WITH JEFF SESSIONS? BACK TO THE CORRUPT DEA? FUCK THAT SHIT! BAROLOV. GOT JUNK! SHELLEY MASQUERADING AS U.S. AG. TO VETO OR NOT? IMPEACH IF THAT IS A QUESTION! SENATE VOTE ON SANCTIONS. 98 TO 2 FOR. MAKING RUSSIA GREAT AGAIN . . . WE WANT OUR U.S. SPY COMPOUNDS BACK! FUCK YOU PUTIN! WHO'S THE WIMP IN THE WHITE HOUSE? SKYHOP GLOBAL. PUSSYCATS. HUBBLE. DOG LOUNGE. GREAT FUN! I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE MY KIDS WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG . . . GREATEST HUMANS IN THE WORLD. NOW. DEDICATION AT EVERY TURN. FLIP KITS. BABY FOXES. BABY GENUISES. CHARLIE'S ANGELS, THEY ARE NOT, CATDADDY? NO. KENNEDY LOOKING DUDE, WALKED BY MCDONALD'S TODAY, WITH A PUZZLED LOOK, CARRYING A SKATEBOARD . . . YEAH, HE'S MINE TOO! BROTHERS OF THE SAME MOTHER! TOP MILITARY CHICKS TWO! DO THE GUMSHOE . . . FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD. NOT YOUR ANNA. FOLLOW WHERE THE FACTS LEAD YOU. THE LAST FACE. THE GIRL ON THE TRAIN. CHICK AT THE BUTTE RESCUE MISSION. RACHEL IS 7 YEARS YOUNGER. NOW TIFFANY, ME, 14 YEARS YOUNGER. SOON SOUTHWICK CRIME FAMILY WILL HAVE TO START HITTING UP THE GRAND-DAUGHTERS! LOL. YEAH, WHEN, I AM WITH GRETA'S KIDS, THEY THINK THEY ARE MINE, UNTIL GRETA ARRIVES! BUS ONLY MAMAGEMENT TOOL. TRUCK . . . I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN ARIZONA? I WAS YESTERDAY! HIGH OCTANE ENERGY. NO SLEEP. CRASH. BABY BOY . . . HAVE YOU HEARD FROM MOM. SHE POSTED ON HER BLOG TODAY. OH. LOL. COOL AS ICE. LOVE. CHEESE STICKS TO GO? BIGGER BOOBS. THINNER. GET TO PLAY MY MUSIC? SURE. SHE'S MY MOM. LOL. WHEN THE ROSENGERG BOYS, WERE INTERVIEWED, LATER IN LIFE, AFTER BEING ADOPTED BY A COUPLE . . . THEY WERE ASKED WHY THEY DIDN'T GO BACK TO THEIR PARENT'S NAME? BECAUSE, BEING SO YOUNG WHEN, THEY WERE EXECUTED, BAD THINGS ALWAYS HAPPENED WHEN WE USED OUR REAL NAME! ANALOGOUS COMPARISONS! GUILT BY ASSOCIATION . . . WHEN, EVERY FUCKING COP IN THE COUNTRY HATES YOUR MOTHER? YOUNG. ELLIOT WAS 14. CHRIS 17. AGE TO WORRY WHAT PEOPLE THINK. TOLD MOM WAS DYING! YOU STRONG ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH 150 MEMBERS OF THE EXTENDED SOUTHWICK CRIME FAMILY? GREENWICK. CREAMIEST OF THE CROP. FEARLESS IS AGELESS. FREAK WHEN, I START GETTING IN SHAPE . . . KNOW DAMNED WELL, MALE PREFERENCE! LIFETIME OF ABUSING MEN! LOL. NOT YOUR ANNA. CLASSIC CASE OF SIBLING RIVALRY, THAT I WON, ALL 7 OF THE OTHERS, ALWAYS, STILL DO! PARENTS WHO WERE CAPITALISTS, TURNED, SOCIALIST OR BETTER YET, COMMUNIST! LAST KID, THEY WANT TO SUCCEED, BECAUSE, I ALWAYS HAVE . . . SO, SOOOOOOO, SOOOOOOO MANY WINS! THE GREATEST AMOUNT OF GOOD FOR THE GREATEST AMOUNT OF KIDS. MINE ALL EXCEL! WOULD LOVE THEM, EVEN IF THEY DIDN'T! I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULD WALK ACROSS FIRE FOR YOU . . . AND HAVE! BAD MEDICINE IS WHAT YOU NEED. TOUGH LOVE FROM BOTH SIDES. BUT LOVE AT ITS BEST. ALL IS WELL, THAT ENDS WELL. I JUST WANT THEM TO KNOW WHO I AM. KIDS ONLY. CATCH 22 DIALOGUE MIGHT SHED SOME LIGHT ON THE "USUAL SUSPECTS" IN THAT MYSTERY CASE THAT SO COINCIDES WITH THE TRUMP, RUSSIAN INVESTIGATION! GO AFTER CLINTON, SHE IS THE REAL PRESIDENT! HAVE YOU NOTICED? EVERY TIME, TRUMP IS FEELING REALLY THREATENED, HE LEASHES OUT AT CLINTON? WHY? LEWENDOWSKI: TRUMP IS JUST TRYING TO "PUT THE LID" ON LEAKS . . . FUCK, THEY ARE ONLY GIVING YOU EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO KNOW! TRUST ME, MY DAUGHTER, GRETA, WAS NAVY INTEL, NAVY HALL OF FAME, TOOK AN OATH TO SECRECY FOR 75 YEARS, AND, EVEN WORKING FOR THE GOVERNMENT, ME IN UTAH, SHE IN JAPAN, TRY AS I WOULD, BEGGING, PLEADING, PROMISING, JUST GIVE ME A SECRET, YOU KNOW! NO. MOM. LEAK CITY. I DON'T WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW! LOL! I LOVE MY KIDS . . . YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING BUT MY FAMILY! DON'T FOIST, RACHEL, SHELLEY, SUSAN, MARCIE, KAY, TIFFANY, JARED, RICHARD'S SHIT ON ME . . . I ONLY TAKE CREDIT FOR THE KIDS, I RAISED . . . SHHHHH, THEY THINK THEY DID IT THEMSELVES! LOL. ALL CALCULATED, STRATEGIZED, PLANNED . . . THE LIFE WELL PLANNED! NOT SUE & KEVIN, NEED THEIR KIDS SURROUNDING THEM . . . NO. I AM SURE, THAT MY KIDS ARE LEARNING THE TENDER SIDE OF ME, THROUGH THIS BLOG! GRETA AND NICOLE, WOULD PUT ME UP AGAINST THE MEANEST DRILL SARGEANT IN THE MILITARY, STILL SOMEWHAT AFFRAID OF ME AFTER ALL THESE YEARS! LOL. THE BEST LESSON, I GOT, ON STUDENT TEACHING, CAME FROM THIS TOTALLY IN CONTROL, HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH TEACHER . . . NEVER SMILE UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING! ADAPT, APPLY, APPRECIATE! IDEAS THAT LAST A LIFETIME! THIS EXCERPT FROM "CATCH 22" IS ABOUT, MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR, AGAIN, BECAUSE HE GOT BORED, SIGNING HIS OWN, NAME, HE STARTED TO SIGN, WASHINGTON IRVING OR IRVING WASHINGTON, AND WAS, ASKED TO INVESTIGATE HIS OWN CASE . . . LEARN LOUD! LOL LAST THOUGHT OF THE TITLE . . . LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE AND HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE! ONE LASTS UNTIL AFTER THE AFTERGLOW . . . THE OTHER, A LIFETIME! KISSES. WITH SOME . . . YOU NEVE EVEN NEED SEX TO CONNECT. ALWAYS ON MY MIND. BOTH HOT OFFICERS TODAY! IF ALL ELSE FAILS, FRESH MARKET. CHANGED MY MIND . . . COPS, CAN APPLY! GREAT FUN! ARREST OR NOT ARREST? I KNOW, FOR THE KINKY SIDE OF US BOTH . . . YOU CAN HANDCUFF ME, AND I WILL SUE YOU! LOL! LAST AMOUNT, IRON COUNTY CORRUPTION, $56.7 MILLION. SEATTLE CAN AFFORD MORE THAN THAT . . . GO FOR THE DEEP POCKETS. BAR POKER. WANNA GAMBLE WHO WILL WIN? LOL. GOTTA LOVE THIS AMERICAN RIDE! CONSTITUTION STYLE, OF COURSE! DON'T HAVE A PRAYER UNDER THE PATRIOT ACT! LOL. SISTERS YAYA CLUB, YOU CAN KEEP THE MONEY, SINCE YOU ARE DOING IT ANYWAY . . . I AM HAVING MORE FUN, PLAYING WITH YOUR COPS! KISSES. LOVES. HUGS. FUCK YOU . . .WOULD LIKE TWO . . . TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE! THAT SLUT! HEY, MEN ARE BORN SLUTS! I JUST LIKE TO EVEN THE SCORE! WITH ALL OF THEM. CAN I HELP IT IF I LOVE MEN? FLUTTERING OF THE EYELASHES! I AM A MUST HAVE! LOL. LOOK, IT HAS BEEN 3 MONTHS SINCE MILES BRO DID ME . . WHAT DO YOU WANT? I'M HORNY. HURRY, KEEP HER FLAT ON HER BACK . . . ADVICE, HUSBAND #2, WAS GIVEN, BY HIS VERY OBSERVANT FRIEND. I THINK SHE WOULD BE NICER, IF SHE WERE GETTING LAID, DON'T YOU. OF COURSE. THAT IS HOW I PASSED THE BAR EXAM! THEN, TRIED TO CUT OFF MY LOVER AFTER! LOL. NO DICE, JOANN. WHAT DO THEY CALL A LAWYER WHO ONLY PASSED THE BAR, WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE? AN ATTORNEY! LOL. TOO FUN! DON'T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF . . . AND EVERYTHING IS SMALL STUFF! SIMPLY LEMONADE . . . SOUR PATCH SISTERS! GOLD. ASPEN SPRINKLER SYSTEMS. MARRIED TO MY BLOG! THE LAW IS A JEALOUS MASTER TOO! METRO MARKET, ANYONE? COME HANG OUT WITH US . . . NICE TRY! WHY IS MY BATTERY DRAINED, EVERY TIME I TRY TO USE MY PHONE? DATA GATHERING? NO TRACKING! RECHARGE? WORRY ABOUT THE REAL BAD GUYS, WHO FRAMED ME! I SHOT THE SHERIFF, BUT I DID NOT SHOOT THE DEPUTY! I DON'T HAVE A GUN! NOT MARRIED TO ONE EITHER!.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

The best way to cheer yourself up, is to try to cheer somebody else up.  --Mark Twain

MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR AS WASHINGTON IRVING

• Major Major looked with a blank expression at the copies of personal correspondence from the hospital on which the censoring officer had written "Washington Irving" or "Irving Washington."
• "No."
• "How about these?"
• Major Major gazed next at copies of official documents addressed to him to which he had been signing the same signatures.
• "No."
• "Is the man who signed these names in your squadron?
• "Which one?  There are two names here."
• "Either one.  We figure that Washington Irving and Irving Washington are one man and that he's using two names just to throw us off the track.  That's done very often, you know."
• "I don't think there's a man with either of those names in my squadron."
• A look of disappointment crossed the second C.I.D. man's face.  "Hi's a lot cleverer than we thought," he observed.  "He's using a third name and posing as someone else.  And I think . . . yes, I think I know what the third name is."  With excitement and inspiration, he held another Photostat out for Major Major to study.  "How about this?"
• Major Major bent forward slightly and saw a cop of the piece of V mail from which Yossarian had blacked out everything but the name Mary and on with he had written, "I yearn for you tragically.  A. T. Tappman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."  Major Major shook his head.
• "I've never seen it before."
• "Do you know who A.T. Tappman is?"
• "He's the group chaplain."
• "That locks it up," said the second C.I.D. man.  "Washington Irving is the group chaplain."
• Major Major felt a twinge of alarm.  "A. T. Tappman is the groups chaplain," he corrected.
• "Are you sure?"
• "Yes."
• "Why should the group chaplain write this on a letter?"
• "Perhaps somebody else wrote it and forged his name."
• "Why would somebody want to forge the group chaplain's name?"
• "To escape detection."
• "You may be right," the second C.I.D. man decided after an instant's hesitation, and smacked his lips crisply.  "Maybe we're confronted with a gang, with two men working together who just happen to have opposite names.  Yes, I'm sure that's it.  One of them here in the squadron, one of them up in the hospital and one of them with the chaplain.  That makes three men, doesn't it?  Are you absolutely sure you never saw any of these official documents before?"
• "I would have signed them if I had."
• "With whose name?" asked the second C.I.D. man cunningly.
• "Yours or Washington Irving's?"
• "With my own name," Major Major told him.  "I don't even know Washington Irving's name."
• The second C.I.D. man broke into a smile."
• "Major, I'm glad you're in the clear.  It means we'll be able to work together, and I'm going to need every man I can get.  Somewhere in the European theater of operations is a man who's getting his hands on communications addressed to you.  Have you any idea who it can be?"
• "No."
• "Well, I have a pretty good idea," said the second C.I.D. man, and leaned forward to whisper confidentially.  "That bastard Towser.  Why else would he go around shooting his mouth off about me?  Now, you keep your eyes open and let me know the minute you hear anyone even talking about Washington Irving.  I'll throw a security check on the chaplain and everyone else around here."
• The moment he was gone, the first C.I.D. man jumped into Major Major's office through the window and wanted to know who the second C.I.D. man was," Major Major told him.
• "He was a C.I.D. man, " Major Major told him.
• "Like hell he was, " said the first C.I.D. man.  "I'm the C.I.D. man around here."
•  . . . "A lot of good that does me," the C.I.D. man sniveled.  "I don't want your sympathy.  I just want you to know what I'm going through.  I came down to warn you that Washington Irving seems to have shifted his base of operations from the hospital to your squadron.  You haven't heard anyone around here talking about Washington Irving, have you?"
• "As a matter of fact, I have," Major Major answered.  "That man who was just in there.  He was talking about Washington Irving."
• "Was he really"" the first C.I.D. man cried with delight.  "This might be just what we needed to crack the case wide open!  You keep him under surveillance twenty-four hours a day while I rush back to the hospital and write my superiors for further instructions."  The C.I.D. man jumped out of Major Major's office through the window and was gone.
• A minute later, the flap separating Major Major's office from the orderly room flew open and the second C.I.D. man was back, puffing frantically in haste.  Gasping for breath, he shouted, "I just saw a man in red pajamas come jumping out of your window and go running up the road!  Didn't you see him?"
• "He was talking to me," Major Major answered.
• "I thought that looked mighty suspicious, a man jumping out the window in red pajamas."  The man paced about the small office in vigorous circles.  "At first I thought it was you, hightailing it for Mexico.  But now I see it wasn't you.  He  didn't say anything about Washington Irving, did he?"
• "As a matter of fact, " said Major Major, "he did."
• "He did?" cried the second C.I.D. man.  "That's fine!  This might be just the break we needed to crack the case wide open.  Do you know where we can find him?"

MASTER'S OF ILLUSION

The other night, on the TV show, Master's of Illusion, there was a father, that started his magic show with one daughter, named, DAZZLE.  As the show went on, as the one Dazzle would leave, the other would come, one out the back, the other in the side, as one was stuffed in a box or a glass ball, the other would disappear, or they would all be together, eventually, all wearing similar hair styles, and the same colored dresses and shoes.  Eventually, you saw, all 5 of the women, the last was, a younger girl, still with the same hair cut and same colored clothes.  THERE IS ONLY ONE!  Open Space: Your Space. Your Style.  They are all living aspects of my life . . . my father, a former, Air Force Special Agent, when, I was born, serving in the Office of Strategic Intelligence, Service, or the OSS, is directing traffic, running interference, and protecting the 5 daughters, while he is sending hits out on this daughter!  Trying to do an HONOR KILLING!  You have a family full of spies, a church full of spies, and every cop, Mormon, Republican, willing to help, and join, in promoting them, on MY LIFE, RESUME, KIDS, and holding me down, if not killing me!  Mystery cases?  F.B.I. is baffled?  Usual suspects?  Are you fooled?  EASY!  EZ MONEY. EZ VIRTUE. EZ FAME. EZ TOP COPS . . . some have been in love with me, for decades!  Five Southwick sisters, all wanting the same attention, a chance, their time in the limelight, but, the sad thing is, that these sisters, who mocked me going to law school, mocked the dream, a father who screamed at me for going, and when, I wanted to go into Constitutional law, said I was a total waste!

Looking back . . . I think, that, my sisters, had been using my undergrad, degree and credentials, long before, I even had a clue.  The feds had the power to basically, erase me from the picture all together, like they did my son and his music . . Chris, never did a CD, they just stole the hip hop and rap off his computer and marketed it to famous entertainers, for a profit!  Elliot's, they did the backstreet boyz, thing and created a FAKE band, of cop kids!  Just took the music, changed the titles and band name, then, marketed it through the world networker marketers, MORMONS, using law enforcement channels, those back channel communications with Russia, fuck, set up, through the music marketing, remember, that, there is a famous Russian, rock star, who was a middle man, between, Trump and Russian elite, who brokered the deals.  There were real deals and REAL STEALS!  The pretty little liars and dreamers, really do exist, AND MOJO, BIG FOOT ME, DOES TOO!

BIG FOOT IS ALIVE & WELL, ON THE CORNER, OF HEALTHY AND HAPPY!  MCDONALD'S HAPPY FEET, THE TWO, LOOK-A-LIKE COPS, ONE BIG, THE OTHER SMALLER, SAW ME . . . LOOKING AND WAITING FOR ME, SO THEY CAN TELL THE TRUTH, OR BE ASPEN SPRINKLERS FOR WASHINGTON IRVING OR IRVING WASHINGTON?

FAITHFULLY EXECUTE THE LAWS!  WHEN THE U.S. SUPREME COURT, ALLOWED COPS, PROSECUTORS TO LIE, IT WAS TO FURTHER, AID THEM, IN THE DISCOVERY OF A CRIME, NOT TO USE IT TO CONTINUE TO PERPETRATE A CRIME!

"SLEEPLESS" . . . THERE ARE DIRTY COPS EVERYWHERE!  THE MOVIE CLOSES WITH THREE DIRTY DEA COPS!  SEQUALS?

"AMERICAN GANGSTER" . . . ONE GOOD COP, WHO, ALONG WITH HIS PARTNER, FOUND ALMOST A MILLION DOLLARS CASH--TURNING IT, WAS ALMOST HIS DEATH SENTENCE, BECAUSE, NOT TAKING THE MONEY, THE OTHER COPS, DIDN'T TRUST HIM ANY MORE?  RUSSEL CROW, GAINED A REPUTATION, AS A CLEAN COP, WAS ASKED TO TAKE OVER THE NEW, NARCOTICS TASK FORCE, AND CAUGHT, ALONG WITH THE HELP OF DENSEL WASHINGTON, 150 DIRTY COPS AND GANGSTERS!

"SLEEPY HOLLOW" . . . THANK GOD, I DIDN'T DISAPPEAR FOR 240 YEARS, FUCKING 20 HAS REAPED HAVOC, UNDENDING FOR ME, AND MY KIDS!

THE END OF CATDADDY GAMES IN SEATTLE!

THERE IS REALLY ONLY ONE!

ME!  HONEST COPS LOVE ME . . . DIRTY ONES HATE ME!

TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE!

SHE'S A SUPERFREAK!
NATURAL CHOICE NETWORK!  I AM NOT!
BRAWN VS. BRAIN!
CAREERS THAT FIT, BODIES THAT FIT!
STOP PUTTING HITS ON ME, GIVE ME A FUCKING CHANCE!  STILL CUTE.  OTTERS ARE NOT CUTE!
LOL.
SMILE.

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GOOD FEELS GOOD. RACKO. DEAD AMERICAN/RUSSIAN MOL. TEX MESS. LIVE YOUR STYLE. HILLARY SHELTON. NO ATTORNEY. MAX TRAINER. ME. TOTAL AIRHEAD BRUNETTE & HAZELNUT. WOMEN ARE NOT GADGETS FOR MEN. BEATS & BOHOS. SHAKE & BAKE. WHITE HOUSE. SCARAMUCCI (SCARE AT MUCH I) IN, SPICER OUT. NUTTERBUTTER. ZAP! CHAMELION & BBQED IGUANA. GOTHAMCRISP. STARHEADKIDSSOLDOUT. YOUNG. MANIPULATED. CONTROLLED. BREAK. REMAKE. SEASONED INTEL. PROS. SWINK. LOVE YOU TOO! TRUMP MAKING RUSSIA GREAT AGAIN. CIA HELPING--TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL--INTO SECRET WARS, WARSHIPS, TOPPLING GOVERNMENT, PRISON TORTURE, DRUGS, SEX, & ROCK-N-ROLL, MOVIES . . . PRESIDENT KENEDY, TEAR CIA IN A THOUSAND PIECES FOR FALSE INFORMATION ON BAY OF PIGS! ASSASSINATED DAYS LATER. EVIDENCE OF RUSSIAN INFLUENCE AND THINKING, STATE BETTER THAN PARENTS FOR TOP ATHELETES, SPIES, EYES ON MY KIDS FOR DECADES. BUSHIES. CLEPTOS. OLIGARCHS. MISINFORMATION. PROPAGANDA. GET REAL. NO TITLES OF NOBILITY. PRESIDENT PARDON HIMSELF? FUCK NO. PLAIN LANGUAGE. INTENT. HISTORY. POLICY. JUDGE, JURY, EXECUTIONER, BOARD OF PARDONS? FUCK NO. UNAMERICAN. EVEN FOR INTERNAL AFFAIRS. TIMETABLES. SYMBOLS. PRIORTY SEATING. SERVICE. MAP LEGEND. MAP & INFORMATION. ULIMATE NATION: AMERICA & WORLD. CAN WE ALL GET ALONG? BEST INTEREST OF THE WORLD. NO ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE. NO ALTERNATIVE FACTS. NO ALTERNATIVE AMERICAN AGENDAS. NO ALTERNATIVE DEEP GOVERNMENTS. TRUMP ADMINSTRATION = EARLY COLLUSION + DNC, WASSERMAN-SCHULTZ, CLINTON, PODESTA EMAILS + TRUMP'S REQUEST TO PUTIN'S FSB INTEL & CYBERCRIMINALS + WIKILEAKS + RIGGED + FAKE NEWS + RUSSIAN MEDDLING + RUSSIAN OVER AMERICAN INTEL + SHOCKING UPSET + REVERSE ELECTORAL COLLEGE PROJECTIONS + GERRYMANDERING OF THREE STATES TRUMP ALLEGEDLY WON BY 1% SPREAD LARGE REPUBLICAN LEGISLATIVE WINS? U.S. SUPREME COURT CHANGE ELECTION REDISTRICTING FOR FAIR VOTE + NO EXPERIENCE + SPLIT ELECTIONS + POPULAR VOTE--ELECTORAL COLLEGE + ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN WITH DEEP RUSSIAN TIES + LIES + CHAOS + CONFUSION + DRAMA + WAR ON MEDIA + SECRET MEETINGS WITH THE RUSSIANS + DECEPTION + BUSINESS ENTANGLEMENTS + FIRING COMEY + RUSSIANS IN OVAL OFFICE + ATTEMPTS TO LIFT SANCTIONS + BACK CHANNEL COMMUNICATIONS + FLYNN + KUSHNER & U.S. SANCTIONED BANK MEETING + KISLYAK + SESSIONS + TILLERSON PLAYING LOOSE & RECKLESS WITH SANCTIONS BY SECRETARY OF STATE + INSIDER TRADING WITH NO ACCOUNTABILITY + SMOKE & MIRRORS + KICKING UP DIRT, BUT NOT TRACTION + IMMIGRATION BAN + HEALTH CARE CRISIS + NO TAX REFORM + NO ACCOMPLISHMENTS BUT EXECUTIVE ORDERS = DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE, IF EVERY THIS FORM OF GOVERNMENT DOESN'T MEET THE NEEDS OF THE PEOPLE, CAN CHANGE, TEMP CHANGE DUE TO PROBLEMS OF THE ODD 2016 ELECTIONS + UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION, ARTICLE II, SECTION 1, [6] REMOVAL OF PRESIDENT FOR "INABILITY TO DISCHARGE THE POWERS & DUTIES OF THE OFFICE + VICE PRESIDENT, FRUITS OF THE POISONOUS TREE, ACT, UNTIL A "PRESIDENT SHALL BE ELECTED." MADAME PRESIDENT WON THE POPULAR VOTE, THEREFORE, ALL TRUMP CONNECTED APPOINTEES, INCLUDING, JUSTICE GORSUCK SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM OFFICE . . . IN THE EMERGENCY SITUATION AND NEED TO BE FAST & FURIOUS BEFORE THE COUNTRY & WORLD, DISINTEGRATE BEFORE OUR EYES, OR OUR ALLIES DITCH OUR ASSES! UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES, CONSTITUTIONALLY, IT WOULD GO TO PENCE, AS PER THE 25TH AMENDMENT . . . BUT THE INTENT OF THE FOUNDING FATHERS IS THAT, THE PRESIDENT BE ABLE TO DISCHARGE THE DUTIES OF THE OFFICE, WHICH IS WHAT THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE WAS TO PROTECT US AGAINST, BUT FAILED; THEREFORE, EXPEDIENCY, WOULD SUGGEST, WE GET WITH THE BUSINESS OF RUNNING THE NATION, NOT BEING ENTERTAINED BY TRUMP ENTERPRISES . . . WE HAVE WASTED TWO FUCKING YEARS! NOTHING IS GETTING ACCOMPLISHED . . . I LOVE ALL THE INTELLIGENCE HEARINGS, BUT, SERIOUSLY, IF WE HAD A COMPETENT, PRESIDENT, NONE OF THIS SHIT WOULD BE HAPPENING! THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS, IS DEFINITELY, HILLARY, WHO HAD A 62% APPROVAL RATING AS SECRETARY OF STATE! IT IS ONLY WHEN, SHE RUNS FOR OFFICE, MEN FREAK OUT! STRONG WOMEN, STRONG WORLD! MY GUESS IS, THAT, CLINTON, MERKEL AND MAY, CAN DO THIS . . . WOMEN, HOLD UP HALF THE SKY! WE CAN DO THIS AMERICA! WE CAN MAKE PEACE HAPPEN. PRESIDENT OBAMA SAID, IN A SPEECH IN CANADA IN THE LAST FEW MONTHS, AND HE SHOULD KNOW . . . IF WOMEN, COULD JUST RUN THE WORLD FOR TWO YEARS, WE WOULD ACCOMPLISH WORLD PEACE! MAKE IT HAPPEN . . . THE WORLD IS WAITING. JUST THIS MORNING ON CNN, THE OPPOSITION LEADER, RUNNING FOR THE LEGISLATURE, CONGRESS OR PARLIAMENT, SAID THAT PEOLE, LEADERS AND THE GOVERNMENT, LOOK TO THE AMERICAN DEMOCRACY FOR A MODEL, HE URGED THE PEOPLE, TO GO PEACEFULLY TO THE POLLS, AND IF THERE ARE PROTESTS, THAT THE GOVERNMENT, DOESN'T PAY ATTENTION TO THE HUMAN RIGHTS OF THE CITIZENS, ALLOW, THE PEOPLE, JUST LIKE WE THE PEOPLE TO VOTE, FOR WHOM THEY FEEL, THAT WOULD BEST, REPRESENT THEM IN THEIR CONGRESS, ACCORDING TO THEIR VENEZUELIAN CONSTITUTION . . . NOT ACCORDING TO AMERICAN STANDARDS, OR WHAT THE CIA, THINKS, BUT WHAT THE PEOPLE OF THE COUNTRY, WANT AND THINK! WE DON'T CHOOSE FOR THEM, WE DON'T ASSASSINATE THEIR LEADERS IF WE DON'T LIKE THEM, OR FIND THEM HARD TO WORK FOR . . . I LIKE, TO USE THE SCRIPTURES, AND MY EXEMPLAR, JESUS CHRIST . . . COME FOLLOW ME! HE DIDN'T DRAG, SCREAM, BEAT, YELL, KILL . . . HE LEAD THROUGH EXAMPLE! THAT IS WHAT COUNTRIES AROUND THE WORLD ARE LOOKING FOR, LEADERSHIP . . . A SHIP WITHOUT A RUDDER, WHICH IS THE CASE RIGHT NOW, CAN'T EVEN DRIVE ITSELF, LET ALONE, BE AN EXAMPLE OF GOOD GOVERNANCE! WE NEED A CHANGE NOW AND WE NEED IT FAST! WE CANNOT AFFORD, TO LET MORE TIME PASS-BY, WHILE TRUMP AND HIS ATTORNEYS, ARM THE WHITE HOUSE, TO UNDERMINE AND DISCREDIT, SPECIAL COUNSEL, MUELLER AND HIS TEAM OF EXPERIENCED AND SEASONED PROSECUTORS! CONGRESS, NEEDS TO HOLD HANDS, AND GET THEIR JOB DONE! OR YOUR HEADS WILL BE ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK NEXT! WE THE PEOPLE ARE PISSED, AND AS YOU CAN SEE FROM, RECENT TOWN HALL MEETINGS, BUSINESS AS USUAL, BACK IN WASHINGTON, D.C., IS NOT HAPPENING. THE ONE GREAT COMPLIMENT THAT, I WILL GIVE TO TRUMP, IS HE ACCOMPLISHED, WHAT, HILLARY COULD NOT, HE SHOOK THINGS UP, HE TURNED THINGS ON ITS HEAD, HE DID SO MANY, UNCONSTITUTIONAL THINGS, OR UNAMERICAN THINGS, THAT WERE SO BLATANT TO THOSE OF US, GENERALLY, FIRST ATTORNEYS, THEN, THE PEOPLE, THROUGH THE COURTS, WERE FORCED TO GET INVOLVED, AND DEFEND, AMERICA, OUR SYSTEM, AGAINST, PUTIN, RUSSIA, AND HIS MODEL OF GOVERNMENT! BE HAVE ALL BEEN ENTERTAINED, BUT, WE NEED TO MOVE ON, DON'T NEED TO WASTE TIME . . . WHICH IS WORSE, TIMETABLES: (1) WHAT NIXON DID, USING AMERICANS? (2) WHAT BILL CLINTON DID WITH LEWINSKI? NEITHER, A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY, NOR THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE, TO DEMOCRACY AND THE SANCTITY OF OUR ELECTION PROCESS; OR (3) TRUMP MAKING RUSSIA OR THE U.S.S.R. AND PUTIN GREAT AGAIN? WHEN THE PEOPLE ELECT, UNRIGHTEOUS LEADERS THE PEOPLE "WILL" SUFFER . . . BEFRIEND THE CONSTITUTION, ANYTHING MORE OR LESS THAN THIS IS EVIL. WHAT DOES IT TAKE FOR EVIL TO PRESIST . . . GOOD MEN AND WOMEN, TO STAND BY AND DO NOTHING! LET'S GET-R-DONE! WHAT A WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL WORLD THIS COULD BE! THE DAY OF THE FIGHTING MAN, THE STRONG MAN, THE BRUTAL, THE CRUEL, THE BARBARIC, ARE GONE . . . IT IS WOMEN, THE UNTAPPED FEMALE MIND, THAT WILL SAVE CIVILIZATION! --SCIENCE OF POWER! THE YING & THE YANG! MALE & FEMALE CREATED HE THEM! THE MOST PROGRESSIVE BUSINESSES HAVE AN EQUAL DISTRIBUTION OF MALE & FEMALE BOARD OF DIRECTORS! OUR BRAINS, COMPLIMENT EACH OTHER! AND THE FIRST SHALL BE LAST, AND THE LAST FIRST. TRY FEMALE LEADERS, FUCK IT IS ONLY, OVER, 3 COUNTRIES . . . IF THEY FAIL, CHANGE. GOD BLESS AMERICA. GOD BLESS THE WORLD. WE CAN DO THIS . . . HAVE A BLESSED SUNDAY. MORE FRIDAYS, LESS MONDAYS. BUT WE HAVE WORK TO DO! LOVE IS THE ANSWER!

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GRAY CATCHER BULL DOG SHIRT, EXCHANGED FOR WIFE BEATER WITH AMERICA FLAG

I WILL BE WITH YOU AGAIN . . . GOLD IS THE REASON FOR THE WARS WE WAGE!

G.O.P. G.O.D.  GOLD. OIL. DRUGS.  $$$$$$$$$

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK . . . OH . . . NO POLITICAL REASONS FOR MURDER?  YOU JUST WANTED MONEY, SO YOU CREATED MULTIPLE ME'S?  THIS MORNING, MY WEATHER SHOWED, SEATTLE, I AM IN BELLEVUE, I HIT THE EXACT LOCATION, IT SHOWED ME IN EVERETT!  SERIOUSLY, THIS IS SOPHIA'S PLACE COMPUTER, ALWAYS HERE . . . SO, WHICH JOANN, IS WITH ERNEST IN EVERETT, WASHINGTON?  I THOUGHT, EVERETT WAS OUTSIDE OF SPOKANE, UNTIL TWO DAYS AGO!  LOL.  NICE TRY!  CURIOUSITY KILLS THE CAT!  GET THESE BITCHES OUT OF MY LIFE, DIPSHITS!  NICE, I SEE, KENNEDY ON THE WAY TO SEATTLE, A WEEK AGO, DUMP HITCH OR MILES I, II, III AND NOW, THE GOVERNMENT WHORES ARE ON, ERNEST?  LOL.  PATHETIC PUKES!

FRESH MARKET!  NO COPS NEED APPLY!

LOL!  I WILL DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION AND FAITHFULLY EXECUTE THE LAWS?  EVERY WOMEN IN THE WORLD, BUT JOANN S. SECRIST, J.D., ME, IS FUCKING ME?  WOMEN ARE NOT GADGETS . . . WE ARE NOT LIKE MR. POTATO HEAD, WITH EXCHANGEABLE HEADS AND PARTS!

FUCKING LOSERS!

HITCH.  HOLLYWOOD ENDING.  TOMKAT FILMS PRODUCTION . . . GAG ME WITH A FUCKING FEMINIST SPOON . . . ONE ACTRESS LOOKS, LIKE A TOTALLY UPSCALED, YOUNGER MODEL OF SHELLEY WEARING A "BEATLES" T-SHIRT, INDICATING, MAMA OF THE BAND?  FUCKING CUNT!  RACHEL, THE HEIRESS WITH MEN, ALL FIGHTING TO GIVE HER A PEN!  LOL . . . I AM THE WRITER AND THE RICH BITCH, ALL ROLLED INTO ONE.  SON, LYNYRD SYNYRD'S "SIMPLE MAN" DOESN'T MEAN YOU THROW YOUR MOTHER UNDER THE BUS, FOR A PAIR OF TITS AND AUNTS . . . TABOO WITH MOMS, AND AUNTS!  YOU MY THINK YOU ARE I WITH THE IN CROWD . . . REALLY, WITH LOSERS, THAT ARE RELYING ON ALL YOUR MOTHER DOES, AND YOUR SISTERS, BRO, AND YOU DO!  DON'T BE THAT SIMPLE!  LOL.  ELLIOT DARLING.  LITTLE RED-HEAD, WITH MOM, COMING OUT OF WOODLAND ZOO, GOLD SHIRT, "DUDE HANDSOME" . . . CHRIS IS HOT TOO, DIFFERENT HANDSOME . . . GORGEOUS GEORGE'S AND DALLAS', GRETA AND NICOLE . . . THEIR BEAUTY IS MORE THAN SKIN DEEP!  THANKS FOR YOUR LAST TEXT.  I GET IT!  PAIN RELIEF.

FAMILY FORTUNE TO BE DISTRIBUTED BY FAMILY!  NOT STOLEN BY EXTENDED FAMILY, SETTING UP AN OLIGARCHY, RUSSIAN, OR BRITISH STYLE!

CAPTAIN BLACK . . . NOBODY LIKES TO BE MANIPULATED, CONTROLLED, DECEIVED, PLAYED, LIPTRICKS, OR GAMES FOR COP ENJOYMENT AND ENTERTAINMENT!

PAY IT FORWARD.  PLAY IT STRAIGHT.

FIT FOR HOME

SEATTLEU

THANK YOU!

KISS.

P.S., I AM IN THE SPIN CONTROL ZONE, THEY THE FUCKING LOSERS, GO GET YOUR OWN, BRAIN, AND LAW DEGREE, ARE SHOWING THAT I AM IN SEATTLE . . . NO, I AM, IN BELLEVUE, AT SOPHIA'S PLACE, IT IS 11:40 AM, WE ARE JUST SERVING LUNCH, ALWAY, GREAT, AS IS HAMMOND HOUSE, THAT, HAD DINNER CATERED, FROM, GORGEOUS GEORGE'S MEDITERRAINIAN, RESTAURANT, EACH NIGHT!  OH, YESTERDAY, THE WAY THEY PLAY, CHEATERS, LOSER, LIARS, AND FUCKERS, A CHICK FROM HAMMOND HOUSE, STOPPED BY, ANGELINE'S, AND SAID, SHE SAW ME THERE, BUT, I DIDN'T ACKNOWLEGE, HER?  I SAID, I WASN'T AT ANGELINE'S YESTERDAY.  SHE SAID, THEN, YOU HAVE A TWIN, FULLER LIKE YOU, AND BEAUTIFUL, JUST LIKE YOU . . . EASY, COULD BE YOU!

I AM EVERY WOMEN IN THE WORLD TO THE CIA, FBI, BECAUSE, THEY HAVE 10 OF ME OR MORE . . . I SAW A COKE TRUCK DRIVE BY YESTERDAY, AND IT WAS NOT THE NORMAL TRUCK WITH ONE BIG ASS BOTTLE OF COKE, STANDING UP OR LAYING DOWN, BUT IT SHOWED, CARTONS OF SMALL BOTTLES OF COKE, ABOUT 20 OF THEM!

WHEN I SAY I AM IN BELLEVUE, I AM ACTUALLY, IN BELLEVUE, NOT SEATTLE . . . WHEN, I SAY, I AM IN MISSOULA, YOU WILL FIND ME THERE . . . I AM HERE, SLEEP IN GREENWOOD, AND TRAVEL TO BELLEVUE, MOST DAYS!

BEFORE, I LEFT MISSOULA, I MENTIONED THAT I WAS GOING TO SEATTLE . . . WITHIN A DAY, STILL IN MONTANA, MY COMPUTER, SHOWED, I WAS IN WASHINGTON, ONE STATE, AND THE OTHER, WASHINGTON, D.C., TWO OTHER DOUBLES, COVERING THEIR FUCKING ASSES!

VERIFY, VERIFY, VERIFY . . . SUNDAY, DINNER, WE ARE HAVING, CHICKEN, BROCCOLI CASSEROLE, BAKED POTATO, AND WE EVEN GET SODA!  

P.S., there is a semi, Rachel, looking chick, long blonde hair, 20 years younger, but probably intended as a double, like the chick at Angeline's where I have not been since, a week ago, for the TALL DOUBLE!  I AM ME.  RACHEL IS RACHEL!

CATCH 22

• "What difference does it make to anyone if I'm in the plane or not?"
• "No difference."
• "Sure, that's what I mean," Doc Daneeka said.  "a little grease is what makes this world go round.  One hand washes the other.  Know what I mean?  You scratch my back.  I'll scratch yours."
• Yossarian knew what he meant.
• "That's not what I meant," Doc Daneeka said as Yossarian began scratching his back.  "I'm talking about cooperation.  Favors.  You do a favor for me, I'll do one for you.  Get it?"
• "Do one for me," Yosssarian requested.
• "Not a chance," Doc Daneeka answered.
• Yossarian shot skeet, but never hit any.  Appleby shot skeet and never missed.  Yossarian was as bad at shooting skeet as he was at gambling.  He could never win money gambling either.  Even when he cheated he couldn't win, because the people he cheated against were always better at cheating too.  These were two disappointments to which he had resigned himself: he would never be a skeet shooter, and he would never make money.
• "It takes brains to not make money," Colonel Cargill wrote in one of the homiletic memoranda he regularly prepared for circulation over General Peckem's signature.  "Any fool can make money these days and most of them do.  But what about people with talent and brains?  Name for, one poet who makes money."
• "T.S. Eliot," . . .

TOMORROW, EXCERPTS ON, MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR, USING A FALSE NAME!  LOL.  IDENTITY THEFT IS A CRIME, EVEN, OR ESPECIALLY FOR THOSE WHO ARE SWORN TO UPHOLD THE LAW, THE CONSTITUTION, AND FAITHFULLY, EXECUTE THE ENFORCEMENT OF THE LAW!

IT IS THE LAW!
THE REAL REASON FOR MY FATIGUE!
UNITED I STAND . . . DIVIDED, 6+ WAYS, YOU THINK I WILL FALL . . . TOO TOUGH FOR THAT!
PLAYING ON EVERY PRESUMPTION TO STEREOTYPE: DITZY BLONDES, EXCEPT FOR RACHEL, AKA, ME . . . SMART CHICKS ARE BRUNETTE . . . ONLY THIN CHICKS ARE SMART . . . THEN, WHY HAVE I KICKED YOUR SORRY ASSES, DAY AFTER DAY, AFTER DAY, FOR 20 YEARS?  FAT MOMS HAVE FAT KIDS . . . SHELLEY'S SON, JESSE IS FAT, RACHEL'S BOYS ARE FAT BOYS, SUE'S BOY, SAM, WAS PUDGY, LAST TIME IS SAW HIM, KAY'S YOUNGEST SON, DANNY, FAT, BRETT'S, ONLY SON, FAT OR BEEFY . . . MINE, ALL 4, LEAN MEAN, FIGHTING MACHINES!  THOSE WHO LOOK OLDER, ARE OLDER?  THOSE WHO ARE SMALLER ARE YOUNGER?  STOIC, CORN COBS, UP THEIR ASSES, ARE ATTORNEYS, HOMELESS CHICKS CAN'T BE ATTORNEYS, ALL ATTORNEYS ARE RICH . . . I SHOULD BE, DOUBLES ARE!  ALL PEOPLE WORK FOR MONEY!  POWER COOLER, OR YOU WOULD BE SATISFIED WITH ALL THE MONEY YOU STOLE, NOT JEALOUS, THAT YOU TRADED, MONEY, WHILE I CONTROLLED THE POWER!
MAMA OF THE POWERHOUSE . . . ALL SMART!
FUCK YOU!
TOM KILBRIDE
P.S., 14 CORPORATIONS TAKE ON TEXAS GOP LEGISLATURE ON BATHROOM BILL, TO FORCE KIDS TO GO IN THE BATHROOMS, WITH GENDER CLASSIFICATIONS ON THEIR BIRTH CERTIFICATES!  NORTH CAROLINA WITH IDENTICAL BILL, LOST $450 - 630 MILLION AND 1,400 JOBS FROM BUSINESSES WHO BOYCOTTED THESE INSANE LAWS!  MY FRIEND CLINTON, GAY, WHEN IN DRAG, IS ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, A 1 ON THE FEMININE SIDE, ME RIGHT ABOUT, A 5 IN BETWEEN, MALE AND FEMALE STEREOTYPES!  IF HE WAS PERFORMING . . . THERE MAY BE SOME, WACKJOB REDNECKS, WHO WOULD KILL HIM, IN THE BATHROOM SHARING IT WITH MEN . . . DURING NORMAL, DAYS, HE DRESSES AS A MAN, AND IS COMFORTABLE GOING IN THAT BATHROOM . . . BUT, I AM SITTING HERE WITH A MARCIE, WHO IS A TRANSGENDER, COOL CHICK, MALE, BUT FOR PREFERENCE, AS I SEE IT, COMFORTABLE HERE WITH WOMEN, DRESSES MALE, BUT CONSIDERS HERSELF, FEMALE, BUT FOR MONEY TO CHANGE!  GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO STAY OUT OF OUR BEDROOMS AND BATHROOMS!  YEAH FOR THE POWER OF MONEY, USED WELL!  KISSES!

"NOW IS ALWAYS" THE RIGHT TIME. --US BANK. VOLKSCARA. POWERHOUSE. BAT. BADASSTEACHER. MAGIC HOUSE TOYS. EZ BUILD. PAC MAN. SCRATCH. MYANA. ONCE BITTEN, TWICE SHY BABY? YOU THINK I'M A LITTLE BIT SHY . . . I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GUY. GOT IT BAD FOR THE TEACHER. MASTER'S OF ILLUSION. LAST NIGHT, DAD & 5 DAZZLES. ORIGINAL DAZZLE CASPER. WHEATON. WE MOVE YOUR WORLD. BRO CAT. NEW ORGANIC ROOTS BEET! SHIRTS: (1) GOLD. "DUDE HANDSOME." (2) PURPLE. BABY CAT HOLDING SWORD WITH LIGHTNING FLASHING AROUND. BEHOLD THE NEWLY DISCOVERED 4,000-POUND SUNFISH SPECIES. I WOULD PUT MY ORGANICS AGAINST SEASON CATS ANYTIME! BIG SIS RING LEADER. ALWAYS WAS, ALWAYS WILL BE! DEANA. SHIRT. WE ARE. COLUMBIA GYMNASTICS. TIFFANY SOUTHWICK HARRIS, YOUNGEST ME OR DAZZLE! JEAN, JEAN HITTING MACHINE. BLACK RAVEN. ALE OF GREAT DISTINCTION & CHARACTER? DAZZLE STEAL #1. WESTERN HAZELNUT! CAPITOL HILL HOUSING. ORGANIZED SPACE: (1) SHELLEY SECURITIES; (2) KAY LEGAL; (3) RACHEL RELIGION & COMMUNITY ORGANIZER; (4) SUSAN HISTORY & CONSTITUTION, LEGISLATION; (5) MARCIE HOME DECOR & STYLE; (6) TIFFANY HUMANITARIAN & EMPOWERING RACE RELATIONS; (7) REBECCA WRITING & LEGAL BRIEFS; BLAH, BLAH, BLAH . . . ALL FRACTIONS OF ME, DAZZLING THE WORLD WITH THIS BLOG! HELLO WASHINGTON! 7:19 AM #5 BUS TO DOWNTOWN SEATTLE . . . HAMMOND HOUSE SISTAS . . . THE BEAUTY QUEEN, THE STAND UP COMEDIAN, AND THE GOSPEL SINGER! CONVERSATION TO DIE FOR . . . A LAUGH A MINUTE, COMEDIAN, GOING OVER THE MORNING EVENTS! YOU CAN'T HEAR, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HEAR! THEN, I HAD TO ARGUE WITH A SHORT CHICK. MY MOTHER WAS 5'2" AND YOU COULD NOT CONVINCE HER THAT SHE WASN'T 6'2". HER AND MY AUNT, TWO MEAN HEFFORDS! LOL. THERE IS A WEDDING TODAY AT MARY'S PLACE. PROBABLY TOO TRANSGENDERS. OR LESBIANS WEARING PLAID! LOL. I DATED A BUM ONCE. NOT A PRETTY THING. I WOULD THINK NOT. LOL. NOW FOR MY MORNING ROUTINE . . . 7 ELEVEN, FIGHT THE SAME PEOPLE, FOR THE SAME SODA FOUNTAIN . . . DON'T YOU HAVE SOMEWHERE TO GO, TO SLEEP, LEAVE AT SOME TIME? THAT WAS FAST. WHAT WAS IT A HIT & RUN? ARE THERE ANY BLACKS IN MONTANA? WELL NOT MANY, BUT WE ARE GETTING A FEW MORE, AND SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE BLACK. LOL. KOREAN CLERK AT WALGREENS, VERIFY, VERIFY, VERIFY . . . DIET COKE & DORITO CHIPS ON MY WASHINGTON EBT CARD . . . MT. MT? MT LOVE? WHAT IS MT. MONTANA? YEAH, MONTANA. WHERE ARE YOU FROM, SHE SMILES, HERE! LOVE IT, STANDARD ANSWER. THOSE COMING TO AMERICA, ARE MORE PROUD OF BEING AMERICAN, THAT AMERICANS! IS THERE A WAY TO GET TO THE BUS TERMINAL, WITHOUT WALKING 9 BLOCKS? SURE, JUST GOT DOWN IN THE TUNNEL, AND CATCH THE 255 TO KIRLAND BRICKYARD. HOW DO I GET ON THE OTHER SIDE? MY LAW DEGREE AT WORK. THERE ARE SIGNS, ONCE YOU GET IN THE TUNNEL, DEANA! LOL. OH, I NEVER KNEW THERE WERE TWO TUNNEL ENTRANCES AND EXITS. I USED TO GET ALL OVER CHICAGO, WITHOUT HELP, BUT, AFTER, 20 YEARS OF DAZZLING BATTERY BY THE JEAN, JEAN, HITTING MACHINE . . . WITH PTSD TOO, HAVING THE TRANSIT SECURITY GUARDS FOLLOW ME THE FIRST TWO DAYS BACK IN TOWN, UP THE ESCALATOR, ON MY ASS . . . I AM JUST NOT AS OBSERVANT, NOR VENTURESOME! HAVE A BLESSED DAY. LIFE IS GOOD! MIX IT UP, FUN IT UP, AND GET OUT OF YOUR FUCKING BUBBLES, HANGING WITH THE SAME RACE, SAME FRIENDS, SAME NEIGHBORS & HOOD! I HAD A GREAT CONVERSATIONS, WITH AN OLDER CHINESE WOMAN, WITH GORGEOUS WHITE AND MAGENTA FLOWERS, THAT LAST FOR 4 MONTHS! MY DREAM FLOWER COME TRUE . . . I LOVE GARDENS, FLOWERS, AND USED TO HAVE FRESH FLOWERS IN MY HOUSES, APARTMENTS AND OFFICES! IN HER BROKEN MANDRIN, SHE TOLD AND SHOWED ME, HOW, SHE CUT, AND WHERE, THIS BRANCH OFF THE ORIGINAL PLANT, AND JUST PLANTED, THE BRANCH INTO THE SOIL IN HER POT! I REMEMBER, MY MOTHER DOING THAT. I TIRED TO OFFER HER A SEAT TO WAIT FOR THE BUS . . . SO, CURTEOUS, AND NON-ASSUMING, WITH NO SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT. OH, NO, NO. YOU SIT. SHE WAS OLDER THAN ME. I TRIED TWICE, BUT SHE REFUSED. SHE IS THINNER THAN ME, SO MAYBE SHE FIGURED IN NEEDED IT MORE, BUT, I REALLY THINK, SHE IS JUST POLITE, AS ASIANS, TEND TO BE. I REMEMBER, WHILE IN GLACIER OR YELLOWSTONE, THAT THE CHINESE PRESIDENT, CALLED OUT HIS COUNTRYMEN AND WOMEN, AFTER HEARING THAT THEY WERE, ROWDY OR DIDN'T DO THIS OR THAT, WHILE IN AMERICA! HOW FUCKING COOL. YOU WILL NOT EMBARRASS OUR COUNTRY WHILE IN AMERICA OR ANY OTHER COUNTRY! VERY REFRESHING. UNLESS PERHAPS, YOU ARE UNDER SURVEILLANCE OR SOMETHING? A TOTALLY DELIGHTFUL MORNING. THERE WAS A FORMER, ELDERLY CHEERLEADER, ALSO ASIAN, AT THE BUS TERMINAL, WHO, HAD SALT & PEPPER HAIR, LONG, AND THICK . . . ONCE A CHEERLEADER, ALWAYS A CHEERLEADER, NOT JUST AN AMERICAN THING. DON'T YOU GIVE IT UP AT SOME POINT AND CUT YOUR HAIR? LOL. NOTHING AGES A WOMEN, MORE, THAT, WEARING HAIR TOO LONG! WHEN, I WAS IN ABOUT 7TH GRADE, THERE WAS A LADY WHO WAS A BEAUTY CONSULTANT, WHO, GAVE US BEAUTY TIPS, THAT I HAVE USED MY WHOLE LIFE . . . ONE OF THEM, WAS, AFTER 40 DON'T WEAR YOUR HAIR, LONGER THAN, SHOULDER LENGTH. FOR THE MOST PART, I HAVE ALWAYS FOLLOWED THAT RULE! BUT, I WORE A LAWYER DO, SINCE I WAS IN 6TH GRADE, CLASSIC "A" LINE, AND TAYLORED DRESSES, EVEN ONES I MADE MYSELF! PROFESSIONAL SIGHT & SOUND. CLASSIC STYLE . . . I'M A MUST HAVE! YOU WILL NOT SOLVE EITHER THE TRUMP, RUSSIA THING, NOR BUST THE SEATTLE MOB, DOING CONSTRUCTION, OR THE RUSSIA & ASIAN, HUMAN BODY TRAFFICKING, LABOR TRADE, OR DOMESTIC SLAVERY, WITHOUT ME . . . LIKE IN THE MOVIE, "SLEEPLESS" A PLAY ON SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE? BUT, THE FEMALE COP, GOING AFTER DIRTY COPS, CATCHING JAMIE FOX, WORKIGN UNDERCOVER TO CATCH THE LAS VEGAS MOB, ACTUALLY, THROUGH, HER GOING AFTER HIM, RUNS INTO THE MOB, AND HE, FINDS OUT THAT, SHE DISCOVERS, THE MONEY, HE IS HIDING FROM THE MOB, TO USE, AS COLLATERAL, IN EXCHANGE FOR HIS SON, IN RETURN FOR THE DRUGS OR THE MONEY! WIDE MOUTH. WIDE CRIMINAL ACTIVITY. MY FAMILY MONOPOLY MONEY BEING USED. EZ MONEY. EZ BUILD. EZ DAZZLE! FROM U.S. ATTORNEY GENERAL SESSIONS, LYING THREE TIMES, UNDER OATH, TO SEC. OF STATE TILLERSON, PLAYING LOOSE & RECKLESS WITH EXXON OIL CONTACTS AND BENEFITS, TO TRUMP, BEING OVERLY COZY WITH RUSSIANS, SESSIONS, STATING, THAT HE TOOK A TRIP TO RUSSIA WITH THE CHURCH PEOPLE, THAT NOBODY SEEMS INTERESTED IN AT ALL . . . HIS CONTACTS GO WAY BEYOND, THE MAYFLOWER, HE DENIES, ENTERTAINING RUSSIAN DIGNITARIES, WHEN, THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE COMMITTEES HE IS ON, DON'T, AND LYING UNDER OATH AS THE TOP COP IN THE COUNTRY? YOU FUCKING NEED ME, OR I WILL HELP FROM HERE! I CARE! MY CASE IS THE MIDDLE GROUND, BETWEEN, PROBABLY, SEVERAL UNDERCOVER STING OPS! YOU SEE, I AM TRAINING COPS, STARTING MY CAREER, AND DURING MY CAREER AND NOW AFTER MY OFFICAL CAREER . . . FRIENDS, TELL FRIENDS WHAT FRIENDS NEED TO HEAR, WHETHER YOU LIKE THE WAY, I SAY IT OR NOT! CHEAP TRICKS, RAZZLE DAZZLE, GAMING, CHEATING, LASER SHOWS, LIP TRICKS, AND ONE SISTER, IN ANOTHER SISTER, OUT, IN SOME MAGIC SHOW, ALL DIFFERENT SISTERS, FRIENDS, AND FATHER, USING THE SAME NAME, EZ VIRTUE, RENOWNED NAME AND CREDITS! THE GRAND ILLUSION, GETTING SO BOLD, BRAZEN, AND FEARLESS, BECAUSE, THEY HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO GET AWAY WITH IT FOR SO FUCKING LONG! GET REAL . . . CRIMINALS, DON'T CHANGE THEIR M.O., AS LONG AS IT IS SUCCESSFUL! MIX, MATCH, ATTACH. OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. WE HAVE EXTORTION, MURDER, MONEY LAUNDERING, GAMBLING, COOKING THE BOOKS, OFF SHORE BANKING, SHELL COMPANIES . . . THIS BLOG IS REPLEAT WITH, HINTS, SUGGESTIONS, AND LEADS, AND YOU ARE STILL GOING AFTER ME? FUCK? QUESTIONING ME? WATCHING ME? LAST NIGHT, A CURIOUS THING, UNEXPLAINABLE, IN AND OF ITSELF . . . BUT, I GOT UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, AT ABOUT 4:00 AM, THE DOOR TO THE OFFICE WAS WIDE OPEN AND THE LIGHTS ON? WHEN, I CAME BACK, THE DOORS WERE SHUT & THE LIGHTS OFF, BUT FOR THE COMPUTERS? 3 MINUTES. I LAYED IN BED, TOSSING AND TURNING, NOT SURE IF I SHOULD FOLLOW, THE THOUGHTS THAT THERE WAS NO RHYME OR REASON, TO THIS, SUDDEN, DITCHING OF THE LIGHTS . . . ONE SHOCKING ME ON THE WAY IN, AND THE OTHER SHOCKING ME ON THE WAY OUT? BUT, I HAD BEEN IN BED, FOR ABOUT, 15 MINUTES, HALF TIRED, AND HALF NOT . . . IF I GET UP, AND STAY UP, GENERALLY, I ROCK IT ALL DAY, DON'T HAVE TO SHARE THE BATHROOM WITH 30 WOMEN, BUT, THERE WAS NO PLACE TO GO, REALLY UNTIL, 6:00 AM AT LEAST, SO, I LET THE TIRED, SIDE, OR LAZY SIDE, KNOCK MY SOCKS OFF . . . BUT, AFTER AT LEAST, TURNING OVER THE PANCAKES AND ASS, SEVERAL TIMES, I NOTICED, THAT MY GLASSES, THAT WERE IN THE WINDOW SEAL, NOT ONLY, WITH THE BED, MOVED AWAY FROM THE WALL, BY ABOUT 5 INCHES, BUT, THE WINDOW SEAL ITSELF, STURDY AND SOLID, WITH A LIP, TO PROTECT MY GLASSES FROM TAKING A DIVE, ONTO THE BED, JUST CAN'T HAPPEN, BUT, ALL THE SUDDEN, MY GLASSES WERE, ON THE BED, UP AGAINST MY BACK? WHAT THE FUCK? GOD INTEL . . . EYES BACK ON YOU! THE NIGHT BEFORE, THERE WAS SO, REAL TOUGH STAFF CHICK, WHOM, AGAIN, AT ABOUT 4:00 AM, MY INTERNAL CLOCK, WALKED PASSED MY BUNK, THEN, BACK AGAIN . . . CHECKING TO SEE IF I WAS ASLEEP? I SLIP MY PANTS OFF, AND I WAS IN THE PROCESS, ON HER WAY, BACK OUT FROM BETWEEN THE BUNKS, OF PUTTING ON MY BLACK BRA . . . WHAT IS GOING ON? NOW, SOME, OLDER LADY, WITH A "STAFF" SHIRT ON, WHO I HAD NEVER SEEN BEFORE, STRUCK ME AS A POSSIBLE RETIRED, COP, JUST FOR SOME REASON, AND THE WAY SHE WAS ACTING, SO I ASKED HER, ARE YOU NEW? OLD, BECAUSE I AM NEW? OH, I JUST FILL IN ONCE IN A WHILE. OH. SO, THE STING OPS, STILL ROCKING AND IF I AM GOING AFTER HOMEBOY, MILES, WHO, BOTH HE AND HIS BRO FROM TACOMA, ARE COPS, AND BLACK, THE RACE CARD, KICKS IN FOR PEOPLE, AND MAYBE ME TOO! LIKE I SAID, BLACK BROTHERS VS. WHITE BROS + A SIS, POSSSIBLY TOO! I BET ON MY KIDS. FLYNN'S CARPET CENTS. COMMON SENSE BEATS, SENIOR STUPIDITY . . . AND IF MILES AND HIS BROS, TWO OF THEM, FOLLOW, THE WESTERN HAZELNUT, THEY ARE DOOMED! BEING MY FIRST STUDENT FOR 23 YEARS, DOES NOT AN ATTORNEY MAKE, CLAIMING SHE IS ME, DOESN'T GIVE HER THE ACTUAL EXPERIENCE, STEALING THE MONEY, DOESN'T GIVE HER THE FOUNDATION, AND SHE IS A NUT BAG ANYWAY! YOU HAVE THE MOB, FUCKING UP, YOUR COP CHOPS . . . LET'S PLAY COPS! LET'S PLAY ATTORNEYS! LET'S PLAY UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT JUSTICES! GOD ALMIGHTY. WE AS A NATION ARE SPENDING, ALL OUR TIME, BABYSITTING THE FUCKING TRUMPS! SHELLEY IS WITH THEM, AND THAT IS NOT A COMPLIMENT TO EITHER CAMPS! THERE IS A BILL BOARD, ON THE ENTRANCE TO KIRKLAND, WITH A DUDE THAT LOOKS, LIKE MILES, WITH THE WORDS, "LESS FILTER. MORE FLASH" . . . RENO TAHOE. SHELLEY USED TO LIVE IN CARSON CITY, NEVADA. COMMUNICATIONS WITHOUT COMMUNICATING. I.F.S. (I FUCK SECRIST. LITERALLY & FIGURATIVELY. BRAGGING RIGHTS? SURE! TO COPS! BIG TIME.) BUT THEN, THOSE LADIES, THAT, HE NEEDS TO KEEP HIS ENERGY GOING, YOU KNOW, FOR THOSE LADIES, WHO, DIG CLEAN BATHROOMS & KITCHENS, AFTER WE JUST SPEND, A ROCKIN, THREE HOURS FUCKING? FUCK YOU! THE TRADING POST! BROTHERS CARE AND SHARE. SISTERS CARE AND SHARE. NEWFLASH, IDIOT, I DON'T SHARE! MUSLIMS & MORMONS. MY SISTERS ARE USED TO SHARING, THEY ARE SHARING EVERYTHING FROM MY NAME, TO MY MEN, TO MY KIDS, TO MY GRANDKIDS! THEY ARE NOTHING WITHOUT ME, AND I AM EVERYTHING WITHOUT THEM . . . SHARING IS NOT PART OF SISTERLY CARING TO ME! I DON'T DO POLYGAMY EITHER! YOU SEE, MEN HAVE BEEN A DIME A DOZEN TO ME, MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE, AT ANY GIVEN TIME, I HAVE THREE IN THE HOPPER, NEVER, PUT ALL MY EGGS IN THE SAME BASKET, UNTIL THERE IS A TOTAL COMMITTMENT, BODY, SPIRIT, AND SOUL . . HAVEN'T FOUND, THAT YET, MARRIAGE OR NOT, SO I AM VERY RESERVED, IN PROTECTING MY HEART . . . LIKE A VIRGIN, SHINY & NEW! I WANT TO FEEL IT FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME! I WAS WILLING TO PUT, BODY SHAMING ASIDE, DON'T LIKE SKINNY DUDES, BUT, I DIG THE SHIT OUT OF SMART! ATTRACKED TO THE 168 I.Q.! NOT YOU! LOL. NO, WE HAVE SOME, FOND MEMORIES, OF SPARING, ME BACKING MILES BEHIND A COUCH, HIM, GETTING IN MY FACE . . . FUCKING OR FIGHTING . . . HE HAS ONE GOAL AND CAN'T TALK, UNTIL, THAT GOAL IS MET, SO, TELLING ME TO NOT TALK, ONLY PISSED ME OFF, AND I LEFT! HE IS GETTING CONDITIONS, AND BETTER CONTROL OVER HIS ANGER, NOT GOING TO BE HIS WAY! LOL. HE IS SMART TO PLEAD THE 5TH, NEVER ANSWER MY QUESTIONS, LEAVING ME TO WONDER, YES OR NO? I AM SURE THE CHICKS, WHO, ARE NOT CHALLENGING TO HIM, JUST SPREAD THEIR CHEEKS, OR LEGS, WHICH EVER, SOMETHINGS, DON'T FLY WITH ME . . . ARE "KINDERCARE" IS COVER, EMPLOYER AND COMMUNICATIONS . . . SO WHY WOULD, A DUDE, WORKING IN KIRKLAND, LIVING JUST OFF DENNY, ON JOHN, TRANSFER TO NORTHGATE, KINDERCARE, TOP HOUSING, PROJECTS, RATHER THAN, DOWNTOWN, TO THE KINDERCARE, ON STEWART? PROLOGIX. XPOLOGIX. NOW, MILES USED TO LIVE IN SEA TAC, BUT WORK IN NORTHGATE . . . BUT IF HE IS LIVING, UP NEAR THE SPACE NEEDLE, WOULDN'T WORKING DOWNTOWN, WITHIN, EZ WALKING DISTANCE, BE A CLOSER COMMUTE? SORRY I HAVE A CRITICAL MIND, AND AN ANALYTICAL BENT TO MY LIFE. SHARING MY MEN, MY LIFE, MY CAREER, MY KIDS, MY GRANDKIDS, MY STORIES, MY VIRTUE, OR FUCKING ANYTHING, IS JUST NOT IN MY VOCABULARY, OR PART OF MY MANTRA! NOW, WHEN, I MET, MILES, MEETING HOWARD, TWO DAYS, LATER, WITH OTHER MEN, IN KALISPELL, ALREADY, PHYSICAL, BUT, NO SEX, I LET THEM BOTH, KNOW, I WAS UNWILLING TO GIVE UP, ONE OR THE OTHER, THEIR CHOICE, PERFECT BLEND TOGETHER . . . MILES OUTLASTED, SENSATIVE, HOWARD, BUT OTHERS ARE STILL THERE, FOR ME. SPORT FUCKING, FINE, COMMITTMENT, NO. MILES WANTED ME TO MOVE IN, OFFERED ON SEVERAL OCCASSIONS, SO, SHELLEY, WAS A 180 DEGREE CHANGE, AND HE ALREADY, TOLD ME ABOUT A BUSTY, BLONDE, WHO LOOKED LIKE ME, RACHEL, HANGING OUT AROUND HIS APARTMENT . . . TEMPTATIONS? YOU MADE YOUR BED, NOW SLEEP IN IT . . . MORE THAN ONE DAZZLE IN YOUR BED, BEING ME, IT TOO MANY! LOL. WALKING ON BROKEN GLASS. MY FATHER BEAT ME WHEN, I WAS YOUNG . . . THAT DID GREAT THINGS FOR ME, IN DOING MY OWN, UNDERCOVER WORK . . . I CAN DISSASSOCIATE EZ, DETACH, SEPARATE LOVE FROM, ACTIONS, HATE AUTHORITY, AND WONDERFUL TRAITS THAT HAVE SERVED ME WELL, WITH, ALL THE HONEY TRAPS, THAT, THE FEDS HAVE SENT MY WAY . . . SUITMATE! YOU GET THE CHEAP SHITS, DAZZLE II, III, IV, V, VI, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES. PROFESSIONAL RECOGNIZE PROFESSIONALS! THE DETECTIVE OR COP, IN THE NEW TV SERIES, "SLEEPY HOLLOW" REMINDS ME OF WHAT MILES USED TO ACT AND BEHAVE LIKE, PROFESSIONAL, ALWAYS GIVING ME DEFERENCE, WHEN, IT CAME TO MATTERS OF THE LAW OR THE CONSTITUTION, VERY RESPECTFUL AND A WILLING STUDENT, AND EVERYTHING ELSE WAS UP FOR DEBATE! THIS IS EXACTLY THE TYPE OF COPS, ABOVE REPROACH AND SUSPICION, TO TURN TO THE DARK SIDE. GOOD COPS, WHO FALL PREY TO FEMININE WYLES AND SEX, CLEAN UP, DIRTY SLUTS! GOOD MEN, MAKE GREAT WIVES, EVEN IF THEY ARE PART OF HENRY HIGGINS, EXPERIMENT, AND REAL LIFE, "MY FAIR LADY" TAKING THE COMMON, GUTTER TRAMP, AND TURNDING HER INTO A RESPECTABLE LADY, ACCEPTED IN HIGH SOCIETY AND HELD IN HIGH ESTEEM. IT IS REALLY, MORE LIKE, THE PRINE & THE PAUPER . . . TAKE THE ROYAL, AND SWITCH FOR THE WELL HUNG STABLE BOY, OR BUSTY, LUSTY, TROLLUP, WAITING TABLES IN A DIRTY BAR, OR ON UNITED, WAITRESS IN THE SKY! WHEN THE VIETNAMESE, DOCTOR, PHYSICALLY, REMOVED, FROM HIS SEAT, BY TWO BEEFY SKY COPS, BEING FORECED, OUT FOR, EMPLOYEES? THAT SMACKS OF RACHEL'S MENTALITY . . . IT USED TO BE, THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT, AND EMPLOYEES FLY STAND-BY, BUT, MAKE RACHEL, A FLIGHT ATTENDANT ME, A REPUBLICAN, ME, WITH A PATRIOT ACT MENTALITY, ARE YOU STARTING TO SEE THE PROBLEMS, THE EMPLOYEES OR THE COPS, START TAKING PRESEDENCE OVER THE PEOPLE, THEY ARE TO SERVE AND PROTECT! WE ARE THE HAVES, AND YOU SIR, ARE AN INSECT! BULL SHIT, COP, FLIGTH ATTENDANT MARRIAGE! EXCESSIVE USE OF FORCE, OKAY. COME JOIN AND BE PART OF THE CLUB! THIS MORNING, WHILE I WAS WAITING FOR THE BUS, SEVERAL TRAINS, MARKED, UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON, CAME BY, THE FIRST ONE, HAD A #12 ON IT . . . I ASKED MARCIE, WHO HAPPENED TO BE AT SOPHIA'S PLACE, WEARING A "SONS OF SEATTLE" SHIRT WITH A 12 ON IT, SEAHAWKS, WHAT THE BIG DEAL WITH THE "12" WAS . . . YOU SEE IT EVERYWHERE . . . BUT THERE ARE ONLY, 11 MEN ON THE LINE IN A FOOTBALL GAME, THE 12TH MAN, ON THE FIELD IS THE FAN OR FANS, COLLECTIVELY! THAT HAS SIGNIFICANCE, IN MY SITUATION, YOU HAVE THE 11 ATTORNEYS, FBI, FORENSIC ACCOUNTANTS, MOB INVESTIGATORS, MAKING UP THE SPECIAL PROSECUTOR TEAM, MUELLER, AND I AM THE 12TH MAN . . . TRAIN WENT BY . . . YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON US, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW IT! I WOULD SAY THAT GOES BOTH WAYS, WITH ME AND COPS . . . MY CASE, DOVETAILS WITH YOURS, AND WITHOUT ME, I CAN'T SOLVE YOU CAN'T SOLVE YOUR CASE, AND WITHOUT YOU, I CAN'T SOLVE MY CASE, BECAUSE, THEY ARE INTRICATELY, CONNECTED WITH THE SAME CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION, PLAYERS, GAMING BOTH SYSTEMS! YESTERDAY, AFTER, I WROTE ABOUT MY SONS, NATIONALS, NOT KOSHER, BUT, NEEDED TO PROTECT THEM AND ME, WITH HITS AND SHIT DAILY, THE FIRST, LICENSE PLATE, I NOTICED, ONLY ONE I NOTICED, ALWAYS, FASCINATED BY WHY, AT A PARTICULAR TIME, I LOOK AT THIS OR THAT, BUT, IT SAID, BRO CAT, MY SERVE FOR CIA. THE NEXT VAN, SIGN, ACTUALLY, UP BY MILES APARTMENT, THAT SHELLEY HANGS OUT AT AS ME, BUT MILES STILL HAS A BOX WITH MY STUFF IN IT, A COLORFUL HAT, SYMBOLIC OF THIS COLORFUL MIND, AND I BELIEVE A GRAY LONG SLEEVED T-SHIRT. MAYBE A SWIMMING SUIT? BUT, THIS VAN PULLED EYE LEVEL WITH THE BUS, #5X TO GREENWOOD, BUT IT SAID, "NEW ORGANIC ROOTS," WITH A BEET, OR BEAT, ON IT. THEY SAY THAT, KIDS PERSONALITIES ARE FORMED BY THE TIME THEY ARE 5 . . . I STARTED TO LAUGH . . . SINCE CHRIS WAS A TODDLER, HE HAS MAN-HANDLED, CATS (NOW CIA) DRAGGING THEM, BY ONE ARM, STUFFING THEM IN DRAWERS, OR IN STEREO CABINETS, LEAVING THEM FOR HOURS, THEN, SLEEPING WITH THE SAME CAT, CHOAKING HIM, ALL NIGHT, DIDN'T EVEN KNOW, HOW HE COULD SLEEP! LOL. EVERYTHING IS SYMBOLIC. JASON BURROWS. KURTEYESLICER. BRILLIANT MATHEMATICIA, GOOD WILL HUNTING . . . PERFECT FORENCIS ACCOUNTANT, AND CHEAP AS ALL COPS ARE! FIT RIGHT IN! LOL. IT IS INTERESTING, THAT MILES #1, WINED AND DINED ME, WHITE LINEN, KNEW THE RIGHT COLOR WINE WITH CHICKEN, OR THIS AND THAT . . . ABOVE THE CIA . . . LITTLE BROTHER OR LOOK ALIKE, NOT SO GALLANT! BUT, I AM JUST AS ENTERTAINED BY, FUCKING AND FIGHTING. LOW BROW, HIGH BROW, CHICK! I HAVE FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES! CREEPY, CRAWLY, FASCINATING, FUN! LIFE IS GOOD. ROCK IT! KISSES.

MIGHTY-O DONUTS!

LEGEND OF "SLEEPY HOLLOW"

In, the TV series, Sleepy Hollow, there is a professor, soldier, from the Civil War, back, what, 150 or so, years ago, who kills, what is the first, horse of the four horses of the Apocalypse, or Death riding a pale horse, who gets his head cut off, but doesn't die . . . the soldier, died, and the man or mutant he kills, blood mix at death, so they are connected or tied together in both life and death, so to say.  The professor's wife, unbeknown to him, is a witch, in threat of being, hung, burned, or drowned, early in American history, who buries him, but she also, knows, now, dead, some of the challenges he is going to face, because, he suddenly, comes out of the grave, in modern times, along with the headless horseman! or the pale rider, end of times, key player, who starts to kill, and one of the first, to die, is the sheriff, who gets his head cut off, leading his deputy, to dig in his files, only to find, her own, live and mysteries of a monster, she and her sister, saw, 20 or so years, earlier, on their way home from school, or to school.  The sister, who admitted to the truth, was put in a mental institution, while the sister, who, kept her mouth shut, has issues with the law, but the good sheriff, gives her a choice to straighten our her life, or go to jail.  He buys her, ice cream and obviously, she takes the law abiding role and has not seen her sister, in the institution, for years.  There is evidence of a secret cult, ancient myths, the Bible symbols, and of course, more and more deaths, mounting, as, the young black female deputy, mixes, learns, not only from, the Civil War, professor, who, also learns from his dead wife, caught, in, some world between life and death, unable to pass, until she does something.

THE LEGEND OF "ASSET FORFEITURE" REAPPEARS!

There are many, similarities, analogous comparisons, symbolic representations, and personalities, that, ring true from my case, from, the honest sister, being seen a crazy, or Deana, and the liar, being the one, protected, safe, living, as a cop, and now, finding, what, she thought, along with her sister, in the past, having to deal with, the old sighting of this monster, and work with the, phantom, professor, me too, to solve, the problems, that are, affecting, the town, she serves in, putting her face to face, with history, myth, religion, her dead mentor, dreams, visions, psychic phenomenon, and dealing with her own, demons, that are haunting her, as she sees, her colleagues, being used, by the dark side, crossing over, even killing, and taking, hiding evidence, and creating mischief, making the capture of death, on a pale horse, or the headless horseman, from killing, more and more people, taking priests, protecting the legends, the head of death, and others, who know, something of the legends, scriptures, and future of the community.

I can relate to the professor, who killed, or tried, to kill, death, who becomes the Legend of Sleepy Hollow, who rides the misty forests, and terrifies, men, women, and children, for almost two centuries, until, the good professor soldier, starts, to pull together, the history, of what happened, back 150 years earlier, giving the crimes, meaning, shape, context, and possible capture of the headless horseman, or death!  I was poisoned, back in, late, 1999, after taking out, 9 federal agents, attorneys, and investigators, that pissed of the feds.  By 2000, this general counsel, who saved docs nationwide, from, government billing fraud units, and making heroes of doctors, who dared, sue and defy, the government, after, I did the research, to find that, the units had violated, not only their federal regulatory codes, but, also their constitutional oaths, and 4th amendment protections, leading to a 10 legal battle, and me being taken out of the fucking game, stealing, 17 years of prime time, career heights, looks, thin body, great kids, thank God, they survived, and I did too . . . or you would not be reading this amazing blog, that inspires, millions.  It is the sister, analogous to the sister locked away, into the institution, that is the fucking legend . . . NOT THE COP! WHO LIES!

I AM THE COP, THE DETECTIVE, THE PROSECUTOR, THE FBI, THE CIA, THE FORENSIC ACCOUNTANT, THE FORENSIC PSYCHOLOGIST, THE VICTIM, THE PROFESSOR, THE ANCIENT, WHO HAS THE HISTORICAL PERSPECTIVE, AND THE BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK, BAT, OR BADASSTEACHER!

BABE VIBE ONLY! 

THERE IS ONLY ONE!

G.O.Y.A.D.S.!

GET OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SOMETHING!

SHIT!

EZ BUILD!

I HAVE BEEN LOCKED UP, LOCKED IN AN INSTITUTION, TOO!  OH, THE PLACES I HAVE BEEN!  LAST NIGHT, AND I AM SURE, IN RESPONSE TO THE BLOG, I WROTE YESTERDAY . . . THERE WAS A STORY ABOUT, A CHICK NAMED "ROSEY" OR "ROSE--YOU" THE COP, BUT THE VICTIM OF SEXUAL ABUSE IN THE MENTAL INSTITUTION . . . SHE WAS, DARK HAIRED, WEARING A RED, DRESS, WITH A SISTER, BLONDE, CLASSIC, "A"LINE HAIR-DO, THE VICTIM'S ADVOCATE TO HOLD THOSE WHO HAD SEX WITH HER SISTER, ALLEGEDLY, SHELLEY, AS PER, SYMBOLS, THE ONE, WHO WAS LOCKED UP, LIKE THE HONEST SISTER IN THE "SLEEPY HOLLOW" WHO FINALLY, ESCAPES . . . MY SON, ELLIOT, IS IN THE SAME BOAT, ONLY, HIS LIFE WAS STOLEN, BY SHELLEY'S SON,  ISAAC, PLAYING LYRIC AND TITLE GAMES WITH ELLIOT'S MUSIC, LIKE HIS MAMA, DOES DAZZLING OTHERS WITH, MY BLOG, CASES, LOBBYING EFFORTS, AND WATER COMPACT . . . THAT IS DUE TO SHIT HEADS, LIKE JAMES KENNEDY, MILES THORNTON I, II, III, AND OTHER COPS, LIKE BRETT TODD STEWART OR STUART, AND LIKE I SAID, YESTERDAY, THIS GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS SQUAD, IS ENGINEERED BY THE GUNS, WHO, THIS LEGEND, FUCKED ON, ASSET FORFEITURE, BACK WHEN, "I" WAS A UTAH ASSISTANT ATTORNEY GENERAL!

THE LEGEND, LIKE THE 4,000-POUND SUNFISH, HAS REAPPEARED!

THE GRAND ILLUSION, IS SHELLEY!

CONGRATULATONS BOYZ AND GIRLZ IN LAW ENFORCEMENT . . . YOU BOT-HELL!  BREATHE DEEPLY . . . THERE GOES YOUR HERO, SHE WORKED HARD FOR "MY" MONEY!  THE MONEY IS NO LONGER FOR NOTHING AND THE CHICKS AREN'T FREE!
OH, BABY . . . I LOVE YOUR WAYS, WANNA BE WITH YOU NIGHT AND DAY!

ORANGE JUMPSUIT, IS THE NEW BLACK!
LOL!
KISS MY WHITE ASS!
JEAN, JEAN, THE HITTING MACHINE . . . THE RISE OF FELIX THE CAT!

YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME,  I DO EVERYTHING MYSELF, AND IF THIS CASE, GETS SOLVED, IT WILL BE, BECAUSE OF ME!  1700 FUCKING BLOGS OF TIMES, DATES, PLACES, DISCRIPTIONS, AND HITS, AND YOU STILL CAN'T GET IT RIGHT?

DIRTY COPS EVERYWHERE!  DIALOGUE FROM THE MOVIE "SLEEPLESS" . . . COULD THAT IMPLY, IN SEATTLE?  EVERYWHERE U.S.A.!

P.S., THE REASON, MILES WOULD NEVER CUDDLE, IS BECAUSE, HE GETS ALL HIS, KNOWLEDGE, FROM THE HISTORY CHANNEL, WATCHING, DOCUMENTARIES ALL NIGHT!  THAT IS HOW SHELLEY LEARNED POLICE WORK AND MOB SHIT!  HER FAVORITE SHOWS ARE OR WHERE, "SOPRANOS" AND "RICHES" WITH SYMBOLIC NAME, "MINNIE DRIVER" EVEN LOOKS LIKE SHELLEY, THE WESTERN HAZELNUT, ALLEGED, COOL RANCH, LIVING MY LIFE!  SHE WILL HANDLE JAIL, OR PRISON, MUCH BETTER THAN, MYSELF, HER HEAVEN IS TO SPEND ALL DAY READING!  PERFECT!  LOCK 'EM UP WILLY AND WAYLON!  SOMETIMES, YOU HAVE TO DRAW A LINE IN THE SAND, AND ROUND-UP THE BAD GUYS!

WHISKEY FOR MY MEN, BEER FOR MY HORSES!
"NOW IS ALWAYS" THE RIGHT TIME!

MUCKSHOOTER. STREET TREATS. HEEBIE-JEEBIES. SLEEPY HOLLOW. HIT CONTRACTING. JAWS OF AMERICA. AMER-LEAGLE. AG.J. ATTORNEY SCARAMUCCI! O.S., OH, SECRIST. SOS. OFFICE OF STRATEGIC SERVICE & INTEL. T.J. MAX. ALIVE & WELL. SEATTLE BITES. I KICKBACK. SEATTLE AIDS WALK. I WALK BECAUSE . . . BUS ONLY. SEATTLEU. SCHOOL OF THEOLOGY & MINISTRY. NOT SEATTLE CENTRAL COLLEGE. BLACK-N-OUT & BELLIGERANT. CONSTITUTION CLIFF HANGERS. ALEX BURNS. BOAR'S HEAD. NO SUGAR OR ADDED PRESERVATIVES ADDED. WHITE COUNTY JUSTICE COURT. CHARLIE'S ANGEL'S SAVAGE. CEDAR GROVE. LOCAL. ORGANIC. RECYCLED. SUPERIOR LINEN SERVICE. SHOWS WITHOUT DRAMA. DUNCAN. STRIVING FOR ZERO WASTE. HEAT PUMP INCENTIVES. LOVESHINERS. SEATTLE'S CHILDREN. NOW NOT THEN. TERRIFIC KIDS. TRANSFORMERS. OPTIMUS PRIME. DECEPTORS. KURTEYESLICER. MYHEALTH@ELLIOTSECRIST. USS FITZGERALD CRASH, BLAME IT ON THE NAVY. GEEK SQUAD. DANTE'S INFERNO FOLDER. ST. ELMO'S FIRE. GOD'S REVOLVER. GEORGETOWN. WILDCATS. FLAMINGO. SAME POD: ALTANTIC BASE. PACIFIC BASE. HOT CHOCOLATE. REED WRIGHT. IN & OUT BURGER. CASTLE ESSENTIAL FOR LOVERS. BOLD IDEAS NEED BIG SUPPORT. SEATTLE TO KIRKLAND. BUS ONLY. WHOOPS. KIRKLAND TO SEATTLE. CATCHA! HIGH ENERGY BOOGIE BLUES & GEORGE AND THE DESTROYERS. KILDEE. STEWART & YALE AVE. NO ROBINHOOD. POOR BOYZ. BLACK MEMORY FOAM. BLACK ICE. JAMAL U. CLEAN IS QUICK. OH. BOYZ. NATIONAL. MADISON HOUSE. #BLOODWORKS. DROP X DROP. WALKING ON BROKEN GLASS. MOVIE PERSONALITIES . . . "SLEEPLESS"--JAMIE L. SCOTT--DIRTY BASTARD, KNEW YOU WERE A COP--IN SEATTLE. SEATTLE POST INTELLIGENCIER. GLOBALLY ACCREDITED MASTER'S IN PROJECT MANAGEMENT. INTERNATIONAL. DOLLY. I'M A COWBOY, ON A STEAL HORSE I RIDE--WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE. MR-S-LEATHERS. EASY RIDER. GOREMAN. DATA MAN KEY. GINA MAN. SODA STREAM SPARKLING WATER. KIDDIE ACADEMY. PRINCESS ACADEMY. CHESTNUT MONTESSORI SCHOOL. LOL. SWITCING EASY. BOTANICAL DESIGN. JUSTICE FOR JUSTINE. GIRLS SQUAD. ENGINEERING DEPT. GUNS. WHAT WOULD SCOOBY DO? JASON BURROWS. SURF BOARD. WE WRAP OURSELVES IN KELP. SWINK. BEN PRECISION HEATING & COOLING. THE HISTORY OF COMEDY. ALWAYS FRESH. ALWAYS ON. HEAD SUPPLY--ALWAYS ON THE JOB! MUSIC STAFF. DIRECTORS. RISE. REUSE. RECYCLE. MOB MADE MEN & LADIES. FAMILYWORKS. EZMONEY. LOW RISK. TONS! DEAR DAIRY. NEW DIGS. MOVIE PERSONALITIES--"LOGAN"--EDWARD SCISSOR HANDS, OUTDONE BY LITTLE GIRL WITH DEADLIER SCISSOR HANDS . . . WORD MORE POWERFUL THAN THE SWORD. MUTANTS! SAVAGE. I HAVE COPD. MOB. BIKERS. BEAT THEIR WIVES. BUT NO ONE ELSE CAN. MISSY HURT. HURT SIS. LITTLE MS. ALWAYS GOTTA BE RIGHT, AND GENERALLY IS! BEAT FEDS! BEAT GIRL'S SQUAD. EASY! NO LOVE LOST! RED TATTOOED. E62. SONIQ. FUCK YOU! TWO BIRD TATTOO. OLIVER TWIST. SCIENCE AT WORK. BALLROOM BLITZ. I HAVE A BA IS ENGLISH! WELL ROUNDED IN MORE THAN ONE WAY! LOL. KILL YOU WITH THE WINK OF HER EYE. HOW DID A GIRL LIKE YOU, GET TO BE A GIRL LIKE YOU? KING COUNTY METRO. T.J. MAX: ATTORNEY. PROFESSOR. ONLINE PROFESSOR. LOBBYIST. BUSINESS OWNER. BLOGGER. FORENSIC PSYCHOLOGIST. PSYCHIC. MEDIUM. AVOCATION--COP. IT IS CALLED--INTELLECTUAL CURIOSITY! CATCHER IN THE RAW! TARGET. BROADWAY. GIRLS. GIRLS. GIRLS. THE MONEY IS FOR NOTHING AND THE CHICKS FOR FREE! DREAMSCAPE: RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES . . . TRUMP DISCHARGED! WOKE TO TRUMP'S LEGAL TEAM TRYING TO DISCREDIT, SPECIAL PROSECUTOR OR COUNSEL, FORMER FBI DIRECTOR, FORMER U.S. ATTORNEY GENERAL, ROBERT MUELLER & TEAM. GOOD LUCK. IF YOU NEED ANY HELP? CALL ME. NUMBER, BACK, SEVERAL BLOGS. BATTERY OUT. SO LEAVE MESSAGE! LOL. NOT SURPRISES HERE . . . THIS MORNING ON THE NEWS, REX TILLERSON, FORMER, CEO OF EXXON, NOW, SECRETARY OF STATE, WHO SIGNED, THE PERMIT FOR KEYSTONE XL PIPELINE AND DAKOTA ACCESS PIPELINE . . . PLAYING RECKLESS WITH RUSSIAN SANCTIONS, FINE TO EXXON $52 MILLION . . . NOT ENOUGH, BENEFITED, EXXON, FORMER EMPLOYER, CONFLICT OF INTEREST! WHO KNOWS WHAT IS GOING ON BEHIND CLOSED DOORS! NO PRESS INVITED! I WOULD CHECK THE BLACK SEA, JOINT, EXXON RUSSIAN, BIG RIG! SOUND OIL. CONSTRUCTION BOOM CONTINUES IN SEATTLE. MOB USES CONSTRUCTION TO BE LEGIT! UTAH STATE SOCCER CAMP! TRUMP. SKYLINE IN NEW YORK. MOB CONTROLLED SKYLINE AND CONSTRUCTION . . . ULTIMATE GOAL, TO PUT, MAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE? CASTELLANO CONNECTIONS! RUSSIAN MOB. THE USUAL SUSPECTS! DONALD TRUMP JUNIOR AND PAUL MANAFORT TO TESTIFY BEFORE CONGRESSIONAL INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE . . . JARED KUSHNER, BEHIND CLOSED DOORS? TOP SENIOR ADVISOR TO THE PRESIDENT? WHY? YANK HIS SECURITY CLEARANCE AND PLAY HARDBALL, LIKE CHRIS MATTHEWS WOULD! U.S. AG. SESSIONS UP TO SOMETHING? WHAT? ONE NATION UNDER COMEDY! GOD? WHEN I WAS A UTAH ASSISTANT ATTORNEY GENERAL, WITH THE GOVERNOR'S OFFICE, UNDER REPUBLICAN RULE, AND THE ATTORNEY GENERAL'S OFFICE, UNDER THE DEMOCRATS . . . EVERYONE WAS PROFESSONAL, JEALOUSY AND COMPETITION, FROM ALL I COULD TELL, WASN'T PRESENT . . . BOTH SIDES OF THE CAPITOL BUILDING WORKED TOGETHER, JOINT PROJECTS, AND ALL CONDUCTED OURSELVES, BETTER THAN, WHAT WE ARE SEEING COMING OUT OF WASHINGTON, D.C.! MUCH MORE MATURE! BUT OF COURSE THAT WAS 20 YEARS AGO! LOL! A FEW COOL INSIGHTFUL QUOTES FROM "CATCH 22" AND A DREAM, THAT COINCIDES WITH THE DREAM! LOL! TALK ABOUT THE GIRLZ SQUAD & THE GUNS, WHO ENGINEERED THE SHIT SHOW I AM IN RIGHT NOW! TOTALLY, COOL DREAM . . . SETS THE STAGE FOR ILLUMINATION! GOD STYLE. WE'RE A TAG TEAM FROM HEAVEN . . . PUT THE FEAR OF THE DEVIL IN THE LOSERS! BEAT THE FEDS . . . EXPLORE. PLAY. LEARN. I KEEP SEEING THIS SIGN ON THE BACK OF ONE OF THE BUSES . . . SLOW DOWN, SAVE LIVES! MORE CON LAW TRAINING COMING. GIVE TIME TO LET OTHER STUFF SINK IN! SOMEONE IS GOING TO LOVE MY STUFF! MOST LIKELY MY INTELLECUTALLY CURIOUS KIDS! HOPE OTHERS! LIFE, YOUR CHILD SUPPORT SHOULD TOO. KISSES. SCOOBY. DID "Y" GET THE STUFFED, SEATTLE ORCA, I SENT? I'M GRANDMA TOO! HANDS OFF MERCHANDICE! RUSSIAN GRANDMA SPY, TRYING TO MAKE CONTACT AT MARY'S PLACE . . . WHY NOT, NOBODY SUSPECTS MY SISTERS, WHY NOT A GRANDMA? SHE WAS YOUNG ONCE . . . I HAVE SEEN BETTER DAYS, BUT SURE AS SHIT, NEVER SMARTER! WISDOM OVER BEAUTY, ANY FUCKING DAY!

MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR!  DUNBAR.

• Catch 22 . . . pages 83 to 84.  Major Major had been born too late and too mediocre.  Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.  With Major Major it had been all three.  Even among men lacking all distinction he inevitably stood out as a man lacking more distinction than all the rest, and people who met him were always impressed by how unimpressive he was.
• Major Major's father was a sober God-fearing man whose idea of a good joke was to lie about his age.  He was a long-limbed farmer, a God-fearing, freedom-loving, law-abiding rugged individualist who held that federal aid to anyone but farmers was creeping socialism.  He advocated thrift and hard work and disapproved of loose women who turned him down.  His specialty was alfalfa, and he made a good thing out of not growing any.  The government paid I'm well for every bushel of alfalfa he did not grow.  The more alfalfa he did not grow, the pmore money the government gave him, and he spent every penny he didn't earn on new land to increase the amount of alfalfa he did not produce.  Major Major's father worked without rest at not growing alfalfa.  One long winter evenings he remained indoors and did not mend harness, and he sprang out of bed at the crack of noon every day just to make certain that the chores would not be done.  He invested in land wisely and soon was not growing more alfalfa than any other man in the country.  Neighbors sought him out for advice on all subjects, for he had made much money and was therefore wise.  "As ye sow, so shall ye reap," he counseled one and all, and everyone said, "Amen."
• Major Major's father was an outspoken champion of economy in government, provided it did not interfere with the sacred duty of government to pay farmers as much as they could get for all the alfalfa they produced that no one else wanted or for not producing any alfalfa at all.  He was a proud and independent man who was opposed to unemployment insurance and never hesitated to whine, whimper, wheedle, and extort for as much as he could get from whomever he could.  He was a devout man whose pulpit was everywhere.
• "The Lord gave us good farmers two strong hands so that we could grab with both of them," he preached with for the bad-tempered gum-chewing young cashier he was after to step outside and give him a nasty look.  "If the Lord didn't want us to take as much as we could get," he preached.  "He wouldn't have given us two good hands to take it with."  And the others murmured, "Amen."
• . . . He was polite to his elders, who disliked him (Major Major).  Whatever his elders told him to do, he did.  They told him to look before he leaped, and he always looked before he leaped.  They told him never to put off until the next day what he could do the day before, and he never did.  He was told to honor his father and his mother, and he honored his father and his mother.  He was told that he should not kill, and he did not kill, until he got into the Army.  Then he was told to kill, and he killed.  He turned the other cheek on every occasions and always did unto others exactly as he would have had others do unto him.  When he gave to charity, his left hand never knew what his right hand was doing.  He never once took the name of the Lord his God in vain, committed adultery or coveted his neighbor's ass.  In fact, he loved his neighbors and never even bore false witness against him.  Major Major's elders disliked him because he was such a flagrant nonconformist.
• Since he had nothing better to do well in, he did well in school.  At the state university he took his studies so seriously that he was suspected by the homosexuals of being a Communist and suspected by the Communist of being a homosexual.  He majored in English history, which was a mistake.

DREAM.  BAYERN?  ELLIOTT BAY . . . ONLY ONE "T"

I have long felt that, there was some kind of secret FBI or CIA, test, some sort of grading system, that, was a competition, to be ME?  Now, under the Constitution, there is no government taking, of life, liberty or property without, either due process of law, notice and a hearing, based on some charges, or payment of true market value for what the government was taking.  When, I was married to my 3rd husband, Brett Todd Stuart or Stewart, in a non-solemnized, marriage, as legal in Utah, as any other marriage, and also needed a divorce, prior to the change I the law, I believe to protect, Brett, bringing in a spiritual wife, Kay, as my double, or as me, keeping everything, that he felt, came with the marriage to me, or was connected to me, either, through, name, marriage, childbirth, or inheritance, including, future earnings and he refused to give me a divorce.  At one point, he asked me if there was a woman, whom, I thought, was in my class of women, a rival or someone, that I might see as an equal . . . my friend Kay.  Soon, thereafter, Brett and I were invited to a dinner with Kay, whom, I had not seen for at least 5 years, that just seemed to come out of the blue . . . but, this scenario, was, recreated over and over and over again, mix, match and attach, for every man, since Kay, but adding sister, after sister to the cop government whores, all pretending to be me.

Now, Brett refused to give me a divorce, refused to sign, even a piece of paper . . . at the time, I never, knew, assumed, or conceived of, how, much, my resume, work history, credentials, or honors and awards was worth, knowing the law, that none of that becomes, public until the person has been dead for 100 years.  I waited for 4 years, knowing damned well, that Shelley had been with Brett and now, Kay had, but never in a billion years, now a billion dollars, did I ever think, that my name, and my life, and my children, and grandchildren were up for sale, grabs, or put on the public auction, like slaves were before, the Civil War, long before the Civil Rights Movements, and I could not have dreamed, that as fucked up as the Bush/Cheney presidency was, with the Patriot Act and trashing the Constitution, as just a piece of paper, giving cops, carte blanche, powers, they had NEVER had, nor did, have, before, and seeing the hideous ways, that, taking the old ball and chains of the SUPREME LAW OF THE LAND, would creep in, and haunt, this defender, protector and preserver of the inspired doctrine, that had given me my power in the first place, be twisted, perverted, distorted, and twisted, to take, every red cent, that either I, or my children, and their children, could make!

I my mind, I had this sneaky suspicion, after I left Brett, that, when, I was involved in getting back into the law, working with political groups, dealing with the Constitution, taking cases, that, one by one, I was stripped of any credit and recognition for my life's work . . . in essence, I was MISSING FROM MY OWN LIFE!  Case in point: when, Hank or Henry Brock, first, heard, that I was a Constitutional Law Attorney, it took him, 9 months to contact me on a 10 year old, securities case, he had tried to get attorney, after attorney, to take but to no avail?  When I swore in my political emails, he told me, that his financial planners, thought that, due to that, I was not the image, they thought, should represent him and his case?  Fine.  Get another attorney.  Each time, I was, posed with, some shit on my case, I gave a clear sign, that, he and Jay Rice were free to get another attorney, if they wanted.  No problem.  But, each time, he stuck with me; however, the way, he contacted me, on December 17, 2009, on my birthday, and told me, he wanted me, to write and file a complaint on a $357 million securities case, and file it December 18, 2009, by 3:30 PM, having to learn all the federal rules of civil procedure, along with learning how to join the federal bar, and learn to e-file in federal court, seemed to be, shocking, but a test of some sort, and in the back of my mind, I had a gut feeling that, Kay, was somewhere lurking in the background?  But, there seemed to be a competition, between, us two attorneys?  OH, BY THE WAY, I DID IT!

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF TEST IS THIS?

Okay, in this dream, only Kay and I, are in a room, and we are both given this, bizarre test, that looked like a kid, drew, circles, with some dots, and odd, unmeasured, circles, and really, not much on the page . . . Kay, started, to go through the test, at professional speed, but, all the answers were, was, simply, marking, a line, that looked like a dash, just a straight, line, marking on top of what was already there?  She went through it with great proficiency, while I, being, totally, analytical, and wondering if this was a geometry test, or, some psyche evaluation, or really, not knowing how to attack the test, just staring at the funky, kid drawn circles and wondering what the fuck to do with it, and not knowing,  without instructions, what the hell was going on?  Kay didn't seem to have any problems, quickly finished the test and turned it in.  While I kept looking at the thing, wondering, how she, knew what to do, and I was clueless.  I finally, just took the paper, and turned in the test, having, no clue, what the fuck that was all about, and didn't really care, what it had to do with, just glad, to know, I didn't really need to do the test at all.

Then the dream, seemed to jump, more to modern, real time,  now, at the Hammond Women's Shelter, or somewhere like it . . . and I believe, that Tracy, a black friend, was with me, or that is what, I remember and she woke me up, from the dream, that morning . . . I am usually, up and gone long before that, time, and had the morning before, been up, dressed, and out the door by 4:00 AM.  But, Tracy, seemed to be indicating, to someone in the room, with us, never saw them, that, this was normal, and I had, like a hard time functioning, and this was about the best that I can do?  I was having the hardest time, putting my clothes away.  Now in real, Tracy, loves to take women, under her wing, and mother them.  She wanted to mother me on weight lose, and that went to shit, because, I know what I have to do, the spirit is willing and the flesh is weak, but, I avoided her, and have not seen her for months, or since March, when, I was last in Seattle!  But, in the dream, I took some clothes, that were folded poorly, and opened some drawers, and tried to put them in, but, when, I looked in the drawer, it was filled with hay, straw, seemed dirt, and there were like, box elder bugs, or firebugs, all over the place?  I was dumbfounded and didn't want to have my clothes touch the drawer!  That was the end of the dream, while asleep.

DEANA.  AIM.  ILLUMINATION.  LABELS.  VISION.

Doing my usual, brilliant analysis of the dream, and wondering what that nonsensical test was about, made me think of, the section of the book, Catch 22, about the farmer working hard, at doing nothing, but trying, his damn hardest, to appear, to be really working at what he was getting paid, to do, while getting paid to do, nothing, but look busy!  I thought, back and got a laugh, out of the fact, that, in retrospect, that is about, exactly what, Kay, has been doing, nothing, but, looking the attorney, wearing the monkey suit, being attorney-like, running around and being me, while I am doing all the work and she is getting credit with the help of the rest of the Girlz Squad and the entire, Boyz Squad of Cops, from top to bottom, believing, that she actually did everything that I have done, as an attorney, from, start to finish, or to real time, including this blog!  Elliot's words, MOM, NOBODY READS "YOUR" BLOG, rang in my ear . . . often, both Greta and Dallas, quote my arguments and often, almost word for word, and I think, do they actually, not know, this is their mom, writing this?  In my profile, I noticed that, Google or someone, has shown that, my blog account, was started, in August . . . which would make it look, like, she, predated me, starting the blog in September 2SU013.

It is like my kids, have this vision of me, regardless of what, they have seen, being there, discussing my cases with them, and my blogs, with Greta even saying, while I ignored the grandkids, during the elections, being furious, spending, time talking about the issues, and wondering, how the fuck, she, or any of my kids, couldn't know, that, I am the BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK BLOGGER?  Nicole never saw me go back into law, never saw my house, never saw the parties, that I had, never saw me going to 5 states, taking cases, but, well, Elliot, didn't see much, but Chris, and Kat, fuck, I would always, crash their house, and Greta and Dallas, were first hand, beneficiaries of money and help, plus being there, most of the time, seeing me work on briefs and going to court?  Dallas even had me come down, twice from, Montana, to handle is issues with Dixie State College, now University?  Professional brainwashing from the pro's? or wishful thinking? or complete denial? or out right lies? compromised by spouses and lovers? money?  PROLOGIX.  So, while I was hashing over the dream, so simple, so right on, and knowing that there was truth, to the bull shit and even wondering about some fucked up test, that, would manipulate, the outcome, I was shocked, that after all the GREAT blogs, all the teaching, the training, HOW?  I walked into the women's dorm, and right at that second, I looked over and there was DEANA, who is about, 50, has a learning disability, is somewhat, deaf and dumb, can make out some of her words, and she really, is not stupid, but, challenged, and she was holding, a new box of toothpaste, and it was, clear . . . it was the AIM of everyone, from the cops, to the family, to my kids, to the government, to my clients, to the banks, to the courts, to give a lazy ass, loser attorney, who is just pretending to be me, everything, that I have earned, done, written, and created, including KIDS!

KAY, SHELLEY, RACHEL, SUSAN, TIFFANY, OTHERS, ARE THE FARMER GETTING PAID TO LOOK BUSY, BEING ME!  LOL.  I HAVE WRITTEN ALL 1670 OR SO BLOGS, WITHOUT EXCEPTION, THEY HAVE WRITTEN ZERO!

"TWEET UNTO OTHERS WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE TWEETED OF YOU!" --LUTHERAN CHURCH, BELLEVUE WAY MARQUE. YES, RACHEL, USED TO LIVE IN THIS AREA . . . BUT SHE HAS NOT FOR 15 YEARS!  UNLESS SHE STARTED TO COME BACK WHEN, I STARTED TO COME UP HERE?  SHE FLIES!  FORMER FLIGHT ATTENDANT, UNITED! 

I AM ALIVE, WELL, HAPPY AND HEALTHY!  ENTERTAINING THE WORLD, DAILY, WITH BRILLIANCE!  ANY OF A MILLION, INFERENCES IN THIS BLOG, WOULD GIVE ME A CREDIBLE ALIBI FOR A MURDER RAP . . . SO WHY THE FUCK, CAN'T IT PROVE WHO I AM?  YOU ARE THE RETARDED DUMB ASSES . . . THE FIREBUGS OR BOX ELDER BUGS, ARE PLANTS, OF KAY'S, TO PROTECT HER AND FUCK ME . . . I MEET A, THEY CONTACT AND BRIBE, A, I MEET B, AND THEY CONTACT AND BRIBE B, I MEET C . . . AND SO ON AND SO FORTH!

HEAD OVER HEELS!

THEY ARE ALL ILL AND NEED TO BE CHECKED INTO A MENTAL INSTITUTION!  JEALOUS, ENVY, HAVING A NEW SHADE OF ENVY, PROFESSIONAL JEALOUSY, IS HUMAN NATURE . . . ALL THESE PEOPLE HAD TONS OF POTENTIAL, TO FUCK IT AWAY, PRETENDING TO BE ONE WOMEN, FEED ON ONE FAMILY, LIE, CHEAT, DECEIVE, AND PRETEND, IT A TOTAL WASTE OF HUMAN POTENTIAL . . . SAD!

THERE IS A BOOK, IN PHINNEY'S BOOK STORE, GREENWOOD, THAT SHOWS, A BRIDE AND GROOM, WITH OTHERS . . . IT IS CALLED, "MY BRILLIANT FRIEND" . . . I AM NOT MARRIED, DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND, AND DON'T REALLY CARE, IF I HAVE ONE OR NOT!  LOL!  THE CLOWN COPS, NEED THE WOMEN, AND THE WOMEN, NEED THE MEN, THEY ARE ALL, NEEDY AND GREEDY!  DESPERATE PEOPLE, DO DESPERATE THINGS!

I AM RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE SECURITY CAMERAS, AT SOPHIA'S PLACE, AFTER HAVING A GREAT LUNCH, GETTING A NEW BAG OF TOILETRIES, AND SOON, DOING TO CATCH THE BUS . . . BECAUSE IT IS THE "ONLY" SAFE TRANSPORTATION!

PERHAPS, THE SEATTLE POST INTELLIGENCIER . . . CAN FIGURE THIS OUT?  FUCK?  IDIOTS?  SO GOD-DAMN, EASY?  EZ MONEY, TOO TEMPTING, BUT SERIOUSLY?  IT IS THE LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  IDENTITY THEFT, TO THE TUNE OF A BILLION DOLLARS?  GET REAL!  ELLIOT, HAD TO PLAY BALL, WITH THE MOB, TO BE FREE TO ENJOY HIS MUSIC, 20 YEARS IN THE MAKING!  KIDNEY DISEASE . . . JUDGE NEY IS THE MAN, FORMER COP, WHO MARRIED ME TO THAT, FUCKING FAKE ASS, ALLAN REX BESS, AKA, FRANK OF INTERPOL . . . HE JUMPED AT THE CHANCE TO MARRY ME, PROBABLY FOR THE BRAGGING RIGHTS, AND FOR MY KIDS!  SOME FUCK, THAT DEDICATED HIS LIFE TO THE COUNTRY, STILL IS NOT ENTITLED, TO KEEP MY LIFE, FAMILY, LAW DEGREE AND KIDS . . . HE TOOK, OUR WEDDING LICENSE OUT OF THE GLASS FRAME AND REPLACED IT WITH THE CATWOMAN SYMBOL!  YEAH, SHELLEY IS A BITCH ASS COP, PRETENDING TO BE ME, AND TO BE AN ATTORNEY, AND ALL THE COPS ARE CHEERING, FOR A DUMB ASS, BORING CUNT, TO STEAL ALL I EARN, AND DO, FOR ONE OF THE GIRL SQUAD, SHE CRIES, SHE WANTS TO BE ME, KAY WANTS TO BE ME, AND RACHEL, WANTS TO BE ME, SUE WANTS TO BE AN ATTORNEY, TIFF, IS MAJOR MAJOR . . . SHE JUST WANTS TO BE PART OF THE GIRLZ SQUAD, STILL DADDY'S GIRL!

GROW THE FUCK UP . . . KEEP THE BEDROOM AND THE WAR ROOM, BOARD ROOM, BORED ROOM, AND SITUATION ROOM, SEPARATE!  SHOCKINGLY STUPID TO MIX THE TOO!  I SMELL SEX AND . . . WHAT THE FUCK EVER.