GOOD FEELS GOOD. RACKO. DEAD AMERICAN/RUSSIAN MOL. TEX MESS. LIVE YOUR STYLE. HILLARY SHELTON. NO ATTORNEY. MAX TRAINER. ME. TOTAL AIRHEAD BRUNETTE & HAZELNUT. WOMEN ARE NOT GADGETS FOR MEN. BEATS & BOHOS. SHAKE & BAKE. WHITE HOUSE. SCARAMUCCI (SCARE AT MUCH I) IN, SPICER OUT. NUTTERBUTTER. ZAP! CHAMELION & BBQED IGUANA. GOTHAMCRISP. STARHEADKIDSSOLDOUT. YOUNG. MANIPULATED. CONTROLLED. BREAK. REMAKE. SEASONED INTEL. PROS. SWINK. LOVE YOU TOO! TRUMP MAKING RUSSIA GREAT AGAIN. CIA HELPING--TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL--INTO SECRET WARS, WARSHIPS, TOPPLING GOVERNMENT, PRISON TORTURE, DRUGS, SEX, & ROCK-N-ROLL, MOVIES . . . PRESIDENT KENEDY, TEAR CIA IN A THOUSAND PIECES FOR FALSE INFORMATION ON BAY OF PIGS! ASSASSINATED DAYS LATER. EVIDENCE OF RUSSIAN INFLUENCE AND THINKING, STATE BETTER THAN PARENTS FOR TOP ATHELETES, SPIES, EYES ON MY KIDS FOR DECADES. BUSHIES. CLEPTOS. OLIGARCHS. MISINFORMATION. PROPAGANDA. GET REAL. NO TITLES OF NOBILITY. PRESIDENT PARDON HIMSELF? FUCK NO. PLAIN LANGUAGE. INTENT. HISTORY. POLICY. JUDGE, JURY, EXECUTIONER, BOARD OF PARDONS? FUCK NO. UNAMERICAN. EVEN FOR INTERNAL AFFAIRS. TIMETABLES. SYMBOLS. PRIORTY SEATING. SERVICE. MAP LEGEND. MAP & INFORMATION. ULIMATE NATION: AMERICA & WORLD. CAN WE ALL GET ALONG? BEST INTEREST OF THE WORLD. NO ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE. NO ALTERNATIVE FACTS. NO ALTERNATIVE AMERICAN AGENDAS. NO ALTERNATIVE DEEP GOVERNMENTS. TRUMP ADMINSTRATION = EARLY COLLUSION + DNC, WASSERMAN-SCHULTZ, CLINTON, PODESTA EMAILS + TRUMP'S REQUEST TO PUTIN'S FSB INTEL & CYBERCRIMINALS + WIKILEAKS + RIGGED + FAKE NEWS + RUSSIAN MEDDLING + RUSSIAN OVER AMERICAN INTEL + SHOCKING UPSET + REVERSE ELECTORAL COLLEGE PROJECTIONS + GERRYMANDERING OF THREE STATES TRUMP ALLEGEDLY WON BY 1% SPREAD LARGE REPUBLICAN LEGISLATIVE WINS? U.S. SUPREME COURT CHANGE ELECTION REDISTRICTING FOR FAIR VOTE + NO EXPERIENCE + SPLIT ELECTIONS + POPULAR VOTE--ELECTORAL COLLEGE + ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN WITH DEEP RUSSIAN TIES + LIES + CHAOS + CONFUSION + DRAMA + WAR ON MEDIA + SECRET MEETINGS WITH THE RUSSIANS + DECEPTION + BUSINESS ENTANGLEMENTS + FIRING COMEY + RUSSIANS IN OVAL OFFICE + ATTEMPTS TO LIFT SANCTIONS + BACK CHANNEL COMMUNICATIONS + FLYNN + KUSHNER & U.S. SANCTIONED BANK MEETING + KISLYAK + SESSIONS + TILLERSON PLAYING LOOSE & RECKLESS WITH SANCTIONS BY SECRETARY OF STATE + INSIDER TRADING WITH NO ACCOUNTABILITY + SMOKE & MIRRORS + KICKING UP DIRT, BUT NOT TRACTION + IMMIGRATION BAN + HEALTH CARE CRISIS + NO TAX REFORM + NO ACCOMPLISHMENTS BUT EXECUTIVE ORDERS = DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE, IF EVERY THIS FORM OF GOVERNMENT DOESN'T MEET THE NEEDS OF THE PEOPLE, CAN CHANGE, TEMP CHANGE DUE TO PROBLEMS OF THE ODD 2016 ELECTIONS + UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION, ARTICLE II, SECTION 1, [6] REMOVAL OF PRESIDENT FOR "INABILITY TO DISCHARGE THE POWERS & DUTIES OF THE OFFICE + VICE PRESIDENT, FRUITS OF THE POISONOUS TREE, ACT, UNTIL A "PRESIDENT SHALL BE ELECTED." MADAME PRESIDENT WON THE POPULAR VOTE, THEREFORE, ALL TRUMP CONNECTED APPOINTEES, INCLUDING, JUSTICE GORSUCK SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM OFFICE . . . IN THE EMERGENCY SITUATION AND NEED TO BE FAST & FURIOUS BEFORE THE COUNTRY & WORLD, DISINTEGRATE BEFORE OUR EYES, OR OUR ALLIES DITCH OUR ASSES! UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES, CONSTITUTIONALLY, IT WOULD GO TO PENCE, AS PER THE 25TH AMENDMENT . . . BUT THE INTENT OF THE FOUNDING FATHERS IS THAT, THE PRESIDENT BE ABLE TO DISCHARGE THE DUTIES OF THE OFFICE, WHICH IS WHAT THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE WAS TO PROTECT US AGAINST, BUT FAILED; THEREFORE, EXPEDIENCY, WOULD SUGGEST, WE GET WITH THE BUSINESS OF RUNNING THE NATION, NOT BEING ENTERTAINED BY TRUMP ENTERPRISES . . . WE HAVE WASTED TWO FUCKING YEARS! NOTHING IS GETTING ACCOMPLISHED . . . I LOVE ALL THE INTELLIGENCE HEARINGS, BUT, SERIOUSLY, IF WE HAD A COMPETENT, PRESIDENT, NONE OF THIS SHIT WOULD BE HAPPENING! THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS, IS DEFINITELY, HILLARY, WHO HAD A 62% APPROVAL RATING AS SECRETARY OF STATE! IT IS ONLY WHEN, SHE RUNS FOR OFFICE, MEN FREAK OUT! STRONG WOMEN, STRONG WORLD! MY GUESS IS, THAT, CLINTON, MERKEL AND MAY, CAN DO THIS . . . WOMEN, HOLD UP HALF THE SKY! WE CAN DO THIS AMERICA! WE CAN MAKE PEACE HAPPEN. PRESIDENT OBAMA SAID, IN A SPEECH IN CANADA IN THE LAST FEW MONTHS, AND HE SHOULD KNOW . . . IF WOMEN, COULD JUST RUN THE WORLD FOR TWO YEARS, WE WOULD ACCOMPLISH WORLD PEACE! MAKE IT HAPPEN . . . THE WORLD IS WAITING. JUST THIS MORNING ON CNN, THE OPPOSITION LEADER, RUNNING FOR THE LEGISLATURE, CONGRESS OR PARLIAMENT, SAID THAT PEOLE, LEADERS AND THE GOVERNMENT, LOOK TO THE AMERICAN DEMOCRACY FOR A MODEL, HE URGED THE PEOPLE, TO GO PEACEFULLY TO THE POLLS, AND IF THERE ARE PROTESTS, THAT THE GOVERNMENT, DOESN'T PAY ATTENTION TO THE HUMAN RIGHTS OF THE CITIZENS, ALLOW, THE PEOPLE, JUST LIKE WE THE PEOPLE TO VOTE, FOR WHOM THEY FEEL, THAT WOULD BEST, REPRESENT THEM IN THEIR CONGRESS, ACCORDING TO THEIR VENEZUELIAN CONSTITUTION . . . NOT ACCORDING TO AMERICAN STANDARDS, OR WHAT THE CIA, THINKS, BUT WHAT THE PEOPLE OF THE COUNTRY, WANT AND THINK! WE DON'T CHOOSE FOR THEM, WE DON'T ASSASSINATE THEIR LEADERS IF WE DON'T LIKE THEM, OR FIND THEM HARD TO WORK FOR . . . I LIKE, TO USE THE SCRIPTURES, AND MY EXEMPLAR, JESUS CHRIST . . . COME FOLLOW ME! HE DIDN'T DRAG, SCREAM, BEAT, YELL, KILL . . . HE LEAD THROUGH EXAMPLE! THAT IS WHAT COUNTRIES AROUND THE WORLD ARE LOOKING FOR, LEADERSHIP . . . A SHIP WITHOUT A RUDDER, WHICH IS THE CASE RIGHT NOW, CAN'T EVEN DRIVE ITSELF, LET ALONE, BE AN EXAMPLE OF GOOD GOVERNANCE! WE NEED A CHANGE NOW AND WE NEED IT FAST! WE CANNOT AFFORD, TO LET MORE TIME PASS-BY, WHILE TRUMP AND HIS ATTORNEYS, ARM THE WHITE HOUSE, TO UNDERMINE AND DISCREDIT, SPECIAL COUNSEL, MUELLER AND HIS TEAM OF EXPERIENCED AND SEASONED PROSECUTORS! CONGRESS, NEEDS TO HOLD HANDS, AND GET THEIR JOB DONE! OR YOUR HEADS WILL BE ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK NEXT! WE THE PEOPLE ARE PISSED, AND AS YOU CAN SEE FROM, RECENT TOWN HALL MEETINGS, BUSINESS AS USUAL, BACK IN WASHINGTON, D.C., IS NOT HAPPENING. THE ONE GREAT COMPLIMENT THAT, I WILL GIVE TO TRUMP, IS HE ACCOMPLISHED, WHAT, HILLARY COULD NOT, HE SHOOK THINGS UP, HE TURNED THINGS ON ITS HEAD, HE DID SO MANY, UNCONSTITUTIONAL THINGS, OR UNAMERICAN THINGS, THAT WERE SO BLATANT TO THOSE OF US, GENERALLY, FIRST ATTORNEYS, THEN, THE PEOPLE, THROUGH THE COURTS, WERE FORCED TO GET INVOLVED, AND DEFEND, AMERICA, OUR SYSTEM, AGAINST, PUTIN, RUSSIA, AND HIS MODEL OF GOVERNMENT! BE HAVE ALL BEEN ENTERTAINED, BUT, WE NEED TO MOVE ON, DON'T NEED TO WASTE TIME . . . WHICH IS WORSE, TIMETABLES: (1) WHAT NIXON DID, USING AMERICANS? (2) WHAT BILL CLINTON DID WITH LEWINSKI? NEITHER, A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY, NOR THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE, TO DEMOCRACY AND THE SANCTITY OF OUR ELECTION PROCESS; OR (3) TRUMP MAKING RUSSIA OR THE U.S.S.R. AND PUTIN GREAT AGAIN? WHEN THE PEOPLE ELECT, UNRIGHTEOUS LEADERS THE PEOPLE "WILL" SUFFER . . . BEFRIEND THE CONSTITUTION, ANYTHING MORE OR LESS THAN THIS IS EVIL. WHAT DOES IT TAKE FOR EVIL TO PRESIST . . . GOOD MEN AND WOMEN, TO STAND BY AND DO NOTHING! LET'S GET-R-DONE! WHAT A WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL WORLD THIS COULD BE! THE DAY OF THE FIGHTING MAN, THE STRONG MAN, THE BRUTAL, THE CRUEL, THE BARBARIC, ARE GONE . . . IT IS WOMEN, THE UNTAPPED FEMALE MIND, THAT WILL SAVE CIVILIZATION! --SCIENCE OF POWER! THE YING & THE YANG! MALE & FEMALE CREATED HE THEM! THE MOST PROGRESSIVE BUSINESSES HAVE AN EQUAL DISTRIBUTION OF MALE & FEMALE BOARD OF DIRECTORS! OUR BRAINS, COMPLIMENT EACH OTHER! AND THE FIRST SHALL BE LAST, AND THE LAST FIRST. TRY FEMALE LEADERS, FUCK IT IS ONLY, OVER, 3 COUNTRIES . . . IF THEY FAIL, CHANGE. GOD BLESS AMERICA. GOD BLESS THE WORLD. WE CAN DO THIS . . . HAVE A BLESSED SUNDAY. MORE FRIDAYS, LESS MONDAYS. BUT WE HAVE WORK TO DO! LOVE IS THE ANSWER!

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GRAY CATCHER BULL DOG SHIRT, EXCHANGED FOR WIFE BEATER WITH AMERICA FLAG

I WILL BE WITH YOU AGAIN . . . GOLD IS THE REASON FOR THE WARS WE WAGE!

G.O.P. G.O.D.  GOLD. OIL. DRUGS.  $$$$$$$$$

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK . . . OH . . . NO POLITICAL REASONS FOR MURDER?  YOU JUST WANTED MONEY, SO YOU CREATED MULTIPLE ME'S?  THIS MORNING, MY WEATHER SHOWED, SEATTLE, I AM IN BELLEVUE, I HIT THE EXACT LOCATION, IT SHOWED ME IN EVERETT!  SERIOUSLY, THIS IS SOPHIA'S PLACE COMPUTER, ALWAYS HERE . . . SO, WHICH JOANN, IS WITH ERNEST IN EVERETT, WASHINGTON?  I THOUGHT, EVERETT WAS OUTSIDE OF SPOKANE, UNTIL TWO DAYS AGO!  LOL.  NICE TRY!  CURIOUSITY KILLS THE CAT!  GET THESE BITCHES OUT OF MY LIFE, DIPSHITS!  NICE, I SEE, KENNEDY ON THE WAY TO SEATTLE, A WEEK AGO, DUMP HITCH OR MILES I, II, III AND NOW, THE GOVERNMENT WHORES ARE ON, ERNEST?  LOL.  PATHETIC PUKES!

FRESH MARKET!  NO COPS NEED APPLY!

LOL!  I WILL DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION AND FAITHFULLY EXECUTE THE LAWS?  EVERY WOMEN IN THE WORLD, BUT JOANN S. SECRIST, J.D., ME, IS FUCKING ME?  WOMEN ARE NOT GADGETS . . . WE ARE NOT LIKE MR. POTATO HEAD, WITH EXCHANGEABLE HEADS AND PARTS!

FUCKING LOSERS!

HITCH.  HOLLYWOOD ENDING.  TOMKAT FILMS PRODUCTION . . . GAG ME WITH A FUCKING FEMINIST SPOON . . . ONE ACTRESS LOOKS, LIKE A TOTALLY UPSCALED, YOUNGER MODEL OF SHELLEY WEARING A "BEATLES" T-SHIRT, INDICATING, MAMA OF THE BAND?  FUCKING CUNT!  RACHEL, THE HEIRESS WITH MEN, ALL FIGHTING TO GIVE HER A PEN!  LOL . . . I AM THE WRITER AND THE RICH BITCH, ALL ROLLED INTO ONE.  SON, LYNYRD SYNYRD'S "SIMPLE MAN" DOESN'T MEAN YOU THROW YOUR MOTHER UNDER THE BUS, FOR A PAIR OF TITS AND AUNTS . . . TABOO WITH MOMS, AND AUNTS!  YOU MY THINK YOU ARE I WITH THE IN CROWD . . . REALLY, WITH LOSERS, THAT ARE RELYING ON ALL YOUR MOTHER DOES, AND YOUR SISTERS, BRO, AND YOU DO!  DON'T BE THAT SIMPLE!  LOL.  ELLIOT DARLING.  LITTLE RED-HEAD, WITH MOM, COMING OUT OF WOODLAND ZOO, GOLD SHIRT, "DUDE HANDSOME" . . . CHRIS IS HOT TOO, DIFFERENT HANDSOME . . . GORGEOUS GEORGE'S AND DALLAS', GRETA AND NICOLE . . . THEIR BEAUTY IS MORE THAN SKIN DEEP!  THANKS FOR YOUR LAST TEXT.  I GET IT!  PAIN RELIEF.

FAMILY FORTUNE TO BE DISTRIBUTED BY FAMILY!  NOT STOLEN BY EXTENDED FAMILY, SETTING UP AN OLIGARCHY, RUSSIAN, OR BRITISH STYLE!

CAPTAIN BLACK . . . NOBODY LIKES TO BE MANIPULATED, CONTROLLED, DECEIVED, PLAYED, LIPTRICKS, OR GAMES FOR COP ENJOYMENT AND ENTERTAINMENT!

PAY IT FORWARD.  PLAY IT STRAIGHT.

FIT FOR HOME

SEATTLEU

THANK YOU!

KISS.

P.S., I AM IN THE SPIN CONTROL ZONE, THEY THE FUCKING LOSERS, GO GET YOUR OWN, BRAIN, AND LAW DEGREE, ARE SHOWING THAT I AM IN SEATTLE . . . NO, I AM, IN BELLEVUE, AT SOPHIA'S PLACE, IT IS 11:40 AM, WE ARE JUST SERVING LUNCH, ALWAY, GREAT, AS IS HAMMOND HOUSE, THAT, HAD DINNER CATERED, FROM, GORGEOUS GEORGE'S MEDITERRAINIAN, RESTAURANT, EACH NIGHT!  OH, YESTERDAY, THE WAY THEY PLAY, CHEATERS, LOSER, LIARS, AND FUCKERS, A CHICK FROM HAMMOND HOUSE, STOPPED BY, ANGELINE'S, AND SAID, SHE SAW ME THERE, BUT, I DIDN'T ACKNOWLEGE, HER?  I SAID, I WASN'T AT ANGELINE'S YESTERDAY.  SHE SAID, THEN, YOU HAVE A TWIN, FULLER LIKE YOU, AND BEAUTIFUL, JUST LIKE YOU . . . EASY, COULD BE YOU!

I AM EVERY WOMEN IN THE WORLD TO THE CIA, FBI, BECAUSE, THEY HAVE 10 OF ME OR MORE . . . I SAW A COKE TRUCK DRIVE BY YESTERDAY, AND IT WAS NOT THE NORMAL TRUCK WITH ONE BIG ASS BOTTLE OF COKE, STANDING UP OR LAYING DOWN, BUT IT SHOWED, CARTONS OF SMALL BOTTLES OF COKE, ABOUT 20 OF THEM!

WHEN I SAY I AM IN BELLEVUE, I AM ACTUALLY, IN BELLEVUE, NOT SEATTLE . . . WHEN, I SAY, I AM IN MISSOULA, YOU WILL FIND ME THERE . . . I AM HERE, SLEEP IN GREENWOOD, AND TRAVEL TO BELLEVUE, MOST DAYS!

BEFORE, I LEFT MISSOULA, I MENTIONED THAT I WAS GOING TO SEATTLE . . . WITHIN A DAY, STILL IN MONTANA, MY COMPUTER, SHOWED, I WAS IN WASHINGTON, ONE STATE, AND THE OTHER, WASHINGTON, D.C., TWO OTHER DOUBLES, COVERING THEIR FUCKING ASSES!

VERIFY, VERIFY, VERIFY . . . SUNDAY, DINNER, WE ARE HAVING, CHICKEN, BROCCOLI CASSEROLE, BAKED POTATO, AND WE EVEN GET SODA!  

P.S., there is a semi, Rachel, looking chick, long blonde hair, 20 years younger, but probably intended as a double, like the chick at Angeline's where I have not been since, a week ago, for the TALL DOUBLE!  I AM ME.  RACHEL IS RACHEL!

CATCH 22

• "What difference does it make to anyone if I'm in the plane or not?"
• "No difference."
• "Sure, that's what I mean," Doc Daneeka said.  "a little grease is what makes this world go round.  One hand washes the other.  Know what I mean?  You scratch my back.  I'll scratch yours."
• Yossarian knew what he meant.
• "That's not what I meant," Doc Daneeka said as Yossarian began scratching his back.  "I'm talking about cooperation.  Favors.  You do a favor for me, I'll do one for you.  Get it?"
• "Do one for me," Yosssarian requested.
• "Not a chance," Doc Daneeka answered.
• Yossarian shot skeet, but never hit any.  Appleby shot skeet and never missed.  Yossarian was as bad at shooting skeet as he was at gambling.  He could never win money gambling either.  Even when he cheated he couldn't win, because the people he cheated against were always better at cheating too.  These were two disappointments to which he had resigned himself: he would never be a skeet shooter, and he would never make money.
• "It takes brains to not make money," Colonel Cargill wrote in one of the homiletic memoranda he regularly prepared for circulation over General Peckem's signature.  "Any fool can make money these days and most of them do.  But what about people with talent and brains?  Name for, one poet who makes money."
• "T.S. Eliot," . . .

TOMORROW, EXCERPTS ON, MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR, USING A FALSE NAME!  LOL.  IDENTITY THEFT IS A CRIME, EVEN, OR ESPECIALLY FOR THOSE WHO ARE SWORN TO UPHOLD THE LAW, THE CONSTITUTION, AND FAITHFULLY, EXECUTE THE ENFORCEMENT OF THE LAW!

IT IS THE LAW!
THE REAL REASON FOR MY FATIGUE!
UNITED I STAND . . . DIVIDED, 6+ WAYS, YOU THINK I WILL FALL . . . TOO TOUGH FOR THAT!
PLAYING ON EVERY PRESUMPTION TO STEREOTYPE: DITZY BLONDES, EXCEPT FOR RACHEL, AKA, ME . . . SMART CHICKS ARE BRUNETTE . . . ONLY THIN CHICKS ARE SMART . . . THEN, WHY HAVE I KICKED YOUR SORRY ASSES, DAY AFTER DAY, AFTER DAY, FOR 20 YEARS?  FAT MOMS HAVE FAT KIDS . . . SHELLEY'S SON, JESSE IS FAT, RACHEL'S BOYS ARE FAT BOYS, SUE'S BOY, SAM, WAS PUDGY, LAST TIME IS SAW HIM, KAY'S YOUNGEST SON, DANNY, FAT, BRETT'S, ONLY SON, FAT OR BEEFY . . . MINE, ALL 4, LEAN MEAN, FIGHTING MACHINES!  THOSE WHO LOOK OLDER, ARE OLDER?  THOSE WHO ARE SMALLER ARE YOUNGER?  STOIC, CORN COBS, UP THEIR ASSES, ARE ATTORNEYS, HOMELESS CHICKS CAN'T BE ATTORNEYS, ALL ATTORNEYS ARE RICH . . . I SHOULD BE, DOUBLES ARE!  ALL PEOPLE WORK FOR MONEY!  POWER COOLER, OR YOU WOULD BE SATISFIED WITH ALL THE MONEY YOU STOLE, NOT JEALOUS, THAT YOU TRADED, MONEY, WHILE I CONTROLLED THE POWER!
MAMA OF THE POWERHOUSE . . . ALL SMART!
FUCK YOU!
TOM KILBRIDE
P.S., 14 CORPORATIONS TAKE ON TEXAS GOP LEGISLATURE ON BATHROOM BILL, TO FORCE KIDS TO GO IN THE BATHROOMS, WITH GENDER CLASSIFICATIONS ON THEIR BIRTH CERTIFICATES!  NORTH CAROLINA WITH IDENTICAL BILL, LOST $450 - 630 MILLION AND 1,400 JOBS FROM BUSINESSES WHO BOYCOTTED THESE INSANE LAWS!  MY FRIEND CLINTON, GAY, WHEN IN DRAG, IS ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, A 1 ON THE FEMININE SIDE, ME RIGHT ABOUT, A 5 IN BETWEEN, MALE AND FEMALE STEREOTYPES!  IF HE WAS PERFORMING . . . THERE MAY BE SOME, WACKJOB REDNECKS, WHO WOULD KILL HIM, IN THE BATHROOM SHARING IT WITH MEN . . . DURING NORMAL, DAYS, HE DRESSES AS A MAN, AND IS COMFORTABLE GOING IN THAT BATHROOM . . . BUT, I AM SITTING HERE WITH A MARCIE, WHO IS A TRANSGENDER, COOL CHICK, MALE, BUT FOR PREFERENCE, AS I SEE IT, COMFORTABLE HERE WITH WOMEN, DRESSES MALE, BUT CONSIDERS HERSELF, FEMALE, BUT FOR MONEY TO CHANGE!  GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO STAY OUT OF OUR BEDROOMS AND BATHROOMS!  YEAH FOR THE POWER OF MONEY, USED WELL!  KISSES!

"NOW IS ALWAYS" THE RIGHT TIME. --US BANK. VOLKSCARA. POWERHOUSE. BAT. BADASSTEACHER. MAGIC HOUSE TOYS. EZ BUILD. PAC MAN. SCRATCH. MYANA. ONCE BITTEN, TWICE SHY BABY? YOU THINK I'M A LITTLE BIT SHY . . . I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GUY. GOT IT BAD FOR THE TEACHER. MASTER'S OF ILLUSION. LAST NIGHT, DAD & 5 DAZZLES. ORIGINAL DAZZLE CASPER. WHEATON. WE MOVE YOUR WORLD. BRO CAT. NEW ORGANIC ROOTS BEET! SHIRTS: (1) GOLD. "DUDE HANDSOME." (2) PURPLE. BABY CAT HOLDING SWORD WITH LIGHTNING FLASHING AROUND. BEHOLD THE NEWLY DISCOVERED 4,000-POUND SUNFISH SPECIES. I WOULD PUT MY ORGANICS AGAINST SEASON CATS ANYTIME! BIG SIS RING LEADER. ALWAYS WAS, ALWAYS WILL BE! DEANA. SHIRT. WE ARE. COLUMBIA GYMNASTICS. TIFFANY SOUTHWICK HARRIS, YOUNGEST ME OR DAZZLE! JEAN, JEAN HITTING MACHINE. BLACK RAVEN. ALE OF GREAT DISTINCTION & CHARACTER? DAZZLE STEAL #1. WESTERN HAZELNUT! CAPITOL HILL HOUSING. ORGANIZED SPACE: (1) SHELLEY SECURITIES; (2) KAY LEGAL; (3) RACHEL RELIGION & COMMUNITY ORGANIZER; (4) SUSAN HISTORY & CONSTITUTION, LEGISLATION; (5) MARCIE HOME DECOR & STYLE; (6) TIFFANY HUMANITARIAN & EMPOWERING RACE RELATIONS; (7) REBECCA WRITING & LEGAL BRIEFS; BLAH, BLAH, BLAH . . . ALL FRACTIONS OF ME, DAZZLING THE WORLD WITH THIS BLOG! HELLO WASHINGTON! 7:19 AM #5 BUS TO DOWNTOWN SEATTLE . . . HAMMOND HOUSE SISTAS . . . THE BEAUTY QUEEN, THE STAND UP COMEDIAN, AND THE GOSPEL SINGER! CONVERSATION TO DIE FOR . . . A LAUGH A MINUTE, COMEDIAN, GOING OVER THE MORNING EVENTS! YOU CAN'T HEAR, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HEAR! THEN, I HAD TO ARGUE WITH A SHORT CHICK. MY MOTHER WAS 5'2" AND YOU COULD NOT CONVINCE HER THAT SHE WASN'T 6'2". HER AND MY AUNT, TWO MEAN HEFFORDS! LOL. THERE IS A WEDDING TODAY AT MARY'S PLACE. PROBABLY TOO TRANSGENDERS. OR LESBIANS WEARING PLAID! LOL. I DATED A BUM ONCE. NOT A PRETTY THING. I WOULD THINK NOT. LOL. NOW FOR MY MORNING ROUTINE . . . 7 ELEVEN, FIGHT THE SAME PEOPLE, FOR THE SAME SODA FOUNTAIN . . . DON'T YOU HAVE SOMEWHERE TO GO, TO SLEEP, LEAVE AT SOME TIME? THAT WAS FAST. WHAT WAS IT A HIT & RUN? ARE THERE ANY BLACKS IN MONTANA? WELL NOT MANY, BUT WE ARE GETTING A FEW MORE, AND SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE BLACK. LOL. KOREAN CLERK AT WALGREENS, VERIFY, VERIFY, VERIFY . . . DIET COKE & DORITO CHIPS ON MY WASHINGTON EBT CARD . . . MT. MT? MT LOVE? WHAT IS MT. MONTANA? YEAH, MONTANA. WHERE ARE YOU FROM, SHE SMILES, HERE! LOVE IT, STANDARD ANSWER. THOSE COMING TO AMERICA, ARE MORE PROUD OF BEING AMERICAN, THAT AMERICANS! IS THERE A WAY TO GET TO THE BUS TERMINAL, WITHOUT WALKING 9 BLOCKS? SURE, JUST GOT DOWN IN THE TUNNEL, AND CATCH THE 255 TO KIRLAND BRICKYARD. HOW DO I GET ON THE OTHER SIDE? MY LAW DEGREE AT WORK. THERE ARE SIGNS, ONCE YOU GET IN THE TUNNEL, DEANA! LOL. OH, I NEVER KNEW THERE WERE TWO TUNNEL ENTRANCES AND EXITS. I USED TO GET ALL OVER CHICAGO, WITHOUT HELP, BUT, AFTER, 20 YEARS OF DAZZLING BATTERY BY THE JEAN, JEAN, HITTING MACHINE . . . WITH PTSD TOO, HAVING THE TRANSIT SECURITY GUARDS FOLLOW ME THE FIRST TWO DAYS BACK IN TOWN, UP THE ESCALATOR, ON MY ASS . . . I AM JUST NOT AS OBSERVANT, NOR VENTURESOME! HAVE A BLESSED DAY. LIFE IS GOOD! MIX IT UP, FUN IT UP, AND GET OUT OF YOUR FUCKING BUBBLES, HANGING WITH THE SAME RACE, SAME FRIENDS, SAME NEIGHBORS & HOOD! I HAD A GREAT CONVERSATIONS, WITH AN OLDER CHINESE WOMAN, WITH GORGEOUS WHITE AND MAGENTA FLOWERS, THAT LAST FOR 4 MONTHS! MY DREAM FLOWER COME TRUE . . . I LOVE GARDENS, FLOWERS, AND USED TO HAVE FRESH FLOWERS IN MY HOUSES, APARTMENTS AND OFFICES! IN HER BROKEN MANDRIN, SHE TOLD AND SHOWED ME, HOW, SHE CUT, AND WHERE, THIS BRANCH OFF THE ORIGINAL PLANT, AND JUST PLANTED, THE BRANCH INTO THE SOIL IN HER POT! I REMEMBER, MY MOTHER DOING THAT. I TIRED TO OFFER HER A SEAT TO WAIT FOR THE BUS . . . SO, CURTEOUS, AND NON-ASSUMING, WITH NO SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT. OH, NO, NO. YOU SIT. SHE WAS OLDER THAN ME. I TRIED TWICE, BUT SHE REFUSED. SHE IS THINNER THAN ME, SO MAYBE SHE FIGURED IN NEEDED IT MORE, BUT, I REALLY THINK, SHE IS JUST POLITE, AS ASIANS, TEND TO BE. I REMEMBER, WHILE IN GLACIER OR YELLOWSTONE, THAT THE CHINESE PRESIDENT, CALLED OUT HIS COUNTRYMEN AND WOMEN, AFTER HEARING THAT THEY WERE, ROWDY OR DIDN'T DO THIS OR THAT, WHILE IN AMERICA! HOW FUCKING COOL. YOU WILL NOT EMBARRASS OUR COUNTRY WHILE IN AMERICA OR ANY OTHER COUNTRY! VERY REFRESHING. UNLESS PERHAPS, YOU ARE UNDER SURVEILLANCE OR SOMETHING? A TOTALLY DELIGHTFUL MORNING. THERE WAS A FORMER, ELDERLY CHEERLEADER, ALSO ASIAN, AT THE BUS TERMINAL, WHO, HAD SALT & PEPPER HAIR, LONG, AND THICK . . . ONCE A CHEERLEADER, ALWAYS A CHEERLEADER, NOT JUST AN AMERICAN THING. DON'T YOU GIVE IT UP AT SOME POINT AND CUT YOUR HAIR? LOL. NOTHING AGES A WOMEN, MORE, THAT, WEARING HAIR TOO LONG! WHEN, I WAS IN ABOUT 7TH GRADE, THERE WAS A LADY WHO WAS A BEAUTY CONSULTANT, WHO, GAVE US BEAUTY TIPS, THAT I HAVE USED MY WHOLE LIFE . . . ONE OF THEM, WAS, AFTER 40 DON'T WEAR YOUR HAIR, LONGER THAN, SHOULDER LENGTH. FOR THE MOST PART, I HAVE ALWAYS FOLLOWED THAT RULE! BUT, I WORE A LAWYER DO, SINCE I WAS IN 6TH GRADE, CLASSIC "A" LINE, AND TAYLORED DRESSES, EVEN ONES I MADE MYSELF! PROFESSIONAL SIGHT & SOUND. CLASSIC STYLE . . . I'M A MUST HAVE! YOU WILL NOT SOLVE EITHER THE TRUMP, RUSSIA THING, NOR BUST THE SEATTLE MOB, DOING CONSTRUCTION, OR THE RUSSIA & ASIAN, HUMAN BODY TRAFFICKING, LABOR TRADE, OR DOMESTIC SLAVERY, WITHOUT ME . . . LIKE IN THE MOVIE, "SLEEPLESS" A PLAY ON SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE? BUT, THE FEMALE COP, GOING AFTER DIRTY COPS, CATCHING JAMIE FOX, WORKIGN UNDERCOVER TO CATCH THE LAS VEGAS MOB, ACTUALLY, THROUGH, HER GOING AFTER HIM, RUNS INTO THE MOB, AND HE, FINDS OUT THAT, SHE DISCOVERS, THE MONEY, HE IS HIDING FROM THE MOB, TO USE, AS COLLATERAL, IN EXCHANGE FOR HIS SON, IN RETURN FOR THE DRUGS OR THE MONEY! WIDE MOUTH. WIDE CRIMINAL ACTIVITY. MY FAMILY MONOPOLY MONEY BEING USED. EZ MONEY. EZ BUILD. EZ DAZZLE! FROM U.S. ATTORNEY GENERAL SESSIONS, LYING THREE TIMES, UNDER OATH, TO SEC. OF STATE TILLERSON, PLAYING LOOSE & RECKLESS WITH EXXON OIL CONTACTS AND BENEFITS, TO TRUMP, BEING OVERLY COZY WITH RUSSIANS, SESSIONS, STATING, THAT HE TOOK A TRIP TO RUSSIA WITH THE CHURCH PEOPLE, THAT NOBODY SEEMS INTERESTED IN AT ALL . . . HIS CONTACTS GO WAY BEYOND, THE MAYFLOWER, HE DENIES, ENTERTAINING RUSSIAN DIGNITARIES, WHEN, THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE COMMITTEES HE IS ON, DON'T, AND LYING UNDER OATH AS THE TOP COP IN THE COUNTRY? YOU FUCKING NEED ME, OR I WILL HELP FROM HERE! I CARE! MY CASE IS THE MIDDLE GROUND, BETWEEN, PROBABLY, SEVERAL UNDERCOVER STING OPS! YOU SEE, I AM TRAINING COPS, STARTING MY CAREER, AND DURING MY CAREER AND NOW AFTER MY OFFICAL CAREER . . . FRIENDS, TELL FRIENDS WHAT FRIENDS NEED TO HEAR, WHETHER YOU LIKE THE WAY, I SAY IT OR NOT! CHEAP TRICKS, RAZZLE DAZZLE, GAMING, CHEATING, LASER SHOWS, LIP TRICKS, AND ONE SISTER, IN ANOTHER SISTER, OUT, IN SOME MAGIC SHOW, ALL DIFFERENT SISTERS, FRIENDS, AND FATHER, USING THE SAME NAME, EZ VIRTUE, RENOWNED NAME AND CREDITS! THE GRAND ILLUSION, GETTING SO BOLD, BRAZEN, AND FEARLESS, BECAUSE, THEY HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO GET AWAY WITH IT FOR SO FUCKING LONG! GET REAL . . . CRIMINALS, DON'T CHANGE THEIR M.O., AS LONG AS IT IS SUCCESSFUL! MIX, MATCH, ATTACH. OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. WE HAVE EXTORTION, MURDER, MONEY LAUNDERING, GAMBLING, COOKING THE BOOKS, OFF SHORE BANKING, SHELL COMPANIES . . . THIS BLOG IS REPLEAT WITH, HINTS, SUGGESTIONS, AND LEADS, AND YOU ARE STILL GOING AFTER ME? FUCK? QUESTIONING ME? WATCHING ME? LAST NIGHT, A CURIOUS THING, UNEXPLAINABLE, IN AND OF ITSELF . . . BUT, I GOT UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, AT ABOUT 4:00 AM, THE DOOR TO THE OFFICE WAS WIDE OPEN AND THE LIGHTS ON? WHEN, I CAME BACK, THE DOORS WERE SHUT & THE LIGHTS OFF, BUT FOR THE COMPUTERS? 3 MINUTES. I LAYED IN BED, TOSSING AND TURNING, NOT SURE IF I SHOULD FOLLOW, THE THOUGHTS THAT THERE WAS NO RHYME OR REASON, TO THIS, SUDDEN, DITCHING OF THE LIGHTS . . . ONE SHOCKING ME ON THE WAY IN, AND THE OTHER SHOCKING ME ON THE WAY OUT? BUT, I HAD BEEN IN BED, FOR ABOUT, 15 MINUTES, HALF TIRED, AND HALF NOT . . . IF I GET UP, AND STAY UP, GENERALLY, I ROCK IT ALL DAY, DON'T HAVE TO SHARE THE BATHROOM WITH 30 WOMEN, BUT, THERE WAS NO PLACE TO GO, REALLY UNTIL, 6:00 AM AT LEAST, SO, I LET THE TIRED, SIDE, OR LAZY SIDE, KNOCK MY SOCKS OFF . . . BUT, AFTER AT LEAST, TURNING OVER THE PANCAKES AND ASS, SEVERAL TIMES, I NOTICED, THAT MY GLASSES, THAT WERE IN THE WINDOW SEAL, NOT ONLY, WITH THE BED, MOVED AWAY FROM THE WALL, BY ABOUT 5 INCHES, BUT, THE WINDOW SEAL ITSELF, STURDY AND SOLID, WITH A LIP, TO PROTECT MY GLASSES FROM TAKING A DIVE, ONTO THE BED, JUST CAN'T HAPPEN, BUT, ALL THE SUDDEN, MY GLASSES WERE, ON THE BED, UP AGAINST MY BACK? WHAT THE FUCK? GOD INTEL . . . EYES BACK ON YOU! THE NIGHT BEFORE, THERE WAS SO, REAL TOUGH STAFF CHICK, WHOM, AGAIN, AT ABOUT 4:00 AM, MY INTERNAL CLOCK, WALKED PASSED MY BUNK, THEN, BACK AGAIN . . . CHECKING TO SEE IF I WAS ASLEEP? I SLIP MY PANTS OFF, AND I WAS IN THE PROCESS, ON HER WAY, BACK OUT FROM BETWEEN THE BUNKS, OF PUTTING ON MY BLACK BRA . . . WHAT IS GOING ON? NOW, SOME, OLDER LADY, WITH A "STAFF" SHIRT ON, WHO I HAD NEVER SEEN BEFORE, STRUCK ME AS A POSSIBLE RETIRED, COP, JUST FOR SOME REASON, AND THE WAY SHE WAS ACTING, SO I ASKED HER, ARE YOU NEW? OLD, BECAUSE I AM NEW? OH, I JUST FILL IN ONCE IN A WHILE. OH. SO, THE STING OPS, STILL ROCKING AND IF I AM GOING AFTER HOMEBOY, MILES, WHO, BOTH HE AND HIS BRO FROM TACOMA, ARE COPS, AND BLACK, THE RACE CARD, KICKS IN FOR PEOPLE, AND MAYBE ME TOO! LIKE I SAID, BLACK BROTHERS VS. WHITE BROS + A SIS, POSSSIBLY TOO! I BET ON MY KIDS. FLYNN'S CARPET CENTS. COMMON SENSE BEATS, SENIOR STUPIDITY . . . AND IF MILES AND HIS BROS, TWO OF THEM, FOLLOW, THE WESTERN HAZELNUT, THEY ARE DOOMED! BEING MY FIRST STUDENT FOR 23 YEARS, DOES NOT AN ATTORNEY MAKE, CLAIMING SHE IS ME, DOESN'T GIVE HER THE ACTUAL EXPERIENCE, STEALING THE MONEY, DOESN'T GIVE HER THE FOUNDATION, AND SHE IS A NUT BAG ANYWAY! YOU HAVE THE MOB, FUCKING UP, YOUR COP CHOPS . . . LET'S PLAY COPS! LET'S PLAY ATTORNEYS! LET'S PLAY UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT JUSTICES! GOD ALMIGHTY. WE AS A NATION ARE SPENDING, ALL OUR TIME, BABYSITTING THE FUCKING TRUMPS! SHELLEY IS WITH THEM, AND THAT IS NOT A COMPLIMENT TO EITHER CAMPS! THERE IS A BILL BOARD, ON THE ENTRANCE TO KIRKLAND, WITH A DUDE THAT LOOKS, LIKE MILES, WITH THE WORDS, "LESS FILTER. MORE FLASH" . . . RENO TAHOE. SHELLEY USED TO LIVE IN CARSON CITY, NEVADA. COMMUNICATIONS WITHOUT COMMUNICATING. I.F.S. (I FUCK SECRIST. LITERALLY & FIGURATIVELY. BRAGGING RIGHTS? SURE! TO COPS! BIG TIME.) BUT THEN, THOSE LADIES, THAT, HE NEEDS TO KEEP HIS ENERGY GOING, YOU KNOW, FOR THOSE LADIES, WHO, DIG CLEAN BATHROOMS & KITCHENS, AFTER WE JUST SPEND, A ROCKIN, THREE HOURS FUCKING? FUCK YOU! THE TRADING POST! BROTHERS CARE AND SHARE. SISTERS CARE AND SHARE. NEWFLASH, IDIOT, I DON'T SHARE! MUSLIMS & MORMONS. MY SISTERS ARE USED TO SHARING, THEY ARE SHARING EVERYTHING FROM MY NAME, TO MY MEN, TO MY KIDS, TO MY GRANDKIDS! THEY ARE NOTHING WITHOUT ME, AND I AM EVERYTHING WITHOUT THEM . . . SHARING IS NOT PART OF SISTERLY CARING TO ME! I DON'T DO POLYGAMY EITHER! YOU SEE, MEN HAVE BEEN A DIME A DOZEN TO ME, MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE, AT ANY GIVEN TIME, I HAVE THREE IN THE HOPPER, NEVER, PUT ALL MY EGGS IN THE SAME BASKET, UNTIL THERE IS A TOTAL COMMITTMENT, BODY, SPIRIT, AND SOUL . . HAVEN'T FOUND, THAT YET, MARRIAGE OR NOT, SO I AM VERY RESERVED, IN PROTECTING MY HEART . . . LIKE A VIRGIN, SHINY & NEW! I WANT TO FEEL IT FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME! I WAS WILLING TO PUT, BODY SHAMING ASIDE, DON'T LIKE SKINNY DUDES, BUT, I DIG THE SHIT OUT OF SMART! ATTRACKED TO THE 168 I.Q.! NOT YOU! LOL. NO, WE HAVE SOME, FOND MEMORIES, OF SPARING, ME BACKING MILES BEHIND A COUCH, HIM, GETTING IN MY FACE . . . FUCKING OR FIGHTING . . . HE HAS ONE GOAL AND CAN'T TALK, UNTIL, THAT GOAL IS MET, SO, TELLING ME TO NOT TALK, ONLY PISSED ME OFF, AND I LEFT! HE IS GETTING CONDITIONS, AND BETTER CONTROL OVER HIS ANGER, NOT GOING TO BE HIS WAY! LOL. HE IS SMART TO PLEAD THE 5TH, NEVER ANSWER MY QUESTIONS, LEAVING ME TO WONDER, YES OR NO? I AM SURE THE CHICKS, WHO, ARE NOT CHALLENGING TO HIM, JUST SPREAD THEIR CHEEKS, OR LEGS, WHICH EVER, SOMETHINGS, DON'T FLY WITH ME . . . ARE "KINDERCARE" IS COVER, EMPLOYER AND COMMUNICATIONS . . . SO WHY WOULD, A DUDE, WORKING IN KIRKLAND, LIVING JUST OFF DENNY, ON JOHN, TRANSFER TO NORTHGATE, KINDERCARE, TOP HOUSING, PROJECTS, RATHER THAN, DOWNTOWN, TO THE KINDERCARE, ON STEWART? PROLOGIX. XPOLOGIX. NOW, MILES USED TO LIVE IN SEA TAC, BUT WORK IN NORTHGATE . . . BUT IF HE IS LIVING, UP NEAR THE SPACE NEEDLE, WOULDN'T WORKING DOWNTOWN, WITHIN, EZ WALKING DISTANCE, BE A CLOSER COMMUTE? SORRY I HAVE A CRITICAL MIND, AND AN ANALYTICAL BENT TO MY LIFE. SHARING MY MEN, MY LIFE, MY CAREER, MY KIDS, MY GRANDKIDS, MY STORIES, MY VIRTUE, OR FUCKING ANYTHING, IS JUST NOT IN MY VOCABULARY, OR PART OF MY MANTRA! NOW, WHEN, I MET, MILES, MEETING HOWARD, TWO DAYS, LATER, WITH OTHER MEN, IN KALISPELL, ALREADY, PHYSICAL, BUT, NO SEX, I LET THEM BOTH, KNOW, I WAS UNWILLING TO GIVE UP, ONE OR THE OTHER, THEIR CHOICE, PERFECT BLEND TOGETHER . . . MILES OUTLASTED, SENSATIVE, HOWARD, BUT OTHERS ARE STILL THERE, FOR ME. SPORT FUCKING, FINE, COMMITTMENT, NO. MILES WANTED ME TO MOVE IN, OFFERED ON SEVERAL OCCASSIONS, SO, SHELLEY, WAS A 180 DEGREE CHANGE, AND HE ALREADY, TOLD ME ABOUT A BUSTY, BLONDE, WHO LOOKED LIKE ME, RACHEL, HANGING OUT AROUND HIS APARTMENT . . . TEMPTATIONS? YOU MADE YOUR BED, NOW SLEEP IN IT . . . MORE THAN ONE DAZZLE IN YOUR BED, BEING ME, IT TOO MANY! LOL. WALKING ON BROKEN GLASS. MY FATHER BEAT ME WHEN, I WAS YOUNG . . . THAT DID GREAT THINGS FOR ME, IN DOING MY OWN, UNDERCOVER WORK . . . I CAN DISSASSOCIATE EZ, DETACH, SEPARATE LOVE FROM, ACTIONS, HATE AUTHORITY, AND WONDERFUL TRAITS THAT HAVE SERVED ME WELL, WITH, ALL THE HONEY TRAPS, THAT, THE FEDS HAVE SENT MY WAY . . . SUITMATE! YOU GET THE CHEAP SHITS, DAZZLE II, III, IV, V, VI, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES. PROFESSIONAL RECOGNIZE PROFESSIONALS! THE DETECTIVE OR COP, IN THE NEW TV SERIES, "SLEEPY HOLLOW" REMINDS ME OF WHAT MILES USED TO ACT AND BEHAVE LIKE, PROFESSIONAL, ALWAYS GIVING ME DEFERENCE, WHEN, IT CAME TO MATTERS OF THE LAW OR THE CONSTITUTION, VERY RESPECTFUL AND A WILLING STUDENT, AND EVERYTHING ELSE WAS UP FOR DEBATE! THIS IS EXACTLY THE TYPE OF COPS, ABOVE REPROACH AND SUSPICION, TO TURN TO THE DARK SIDE. GOOD COPS, WHO FALL PREY TO FEMININE WYLES AND SEX, CLEAN UP, DIRTY SLUTS! GOOD MEN, MAKE GREAT WIVES, EVEN IF THEY ARE PART OF HENRY HIGGINS, EXPERIMENT, AND REAL LIFE, "MY FAIR LADY" TAKING THE COMMON, GUTTER TRAMP, AND TURNDING HER INTO A RESPECTABLE LADY, ACCEPTED IN HIGH SOCIETY AND HELD IN HIGH ESTEEM. IT IS REALLY, MORE LIKE, THE PRINE & THE PAUPER . . . TAKE THE ROYAL, AND SWITCH FOR THE WELL HUNG STABLE BOY, OR BUSTY, LUSTY, TROLLUP, WAITING TABLES IN A DIRTY BAR, OR ON UNITED, WAITRESS IN THE SKY! WHEN THE VIETNAMESE, DOCTOR, PHYSICALLY, REMOVED, FROM HIS SEAT, BY TWO BEEFY SKY COPS, BEING FORECED, OUT FOR, EMPLOYEES? THAT SMACKS OF RACHEL'S MENTALITY . . . IT USED TO BE, THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT, AND EMPLOYEES FLY STAND-BY, BUT, MAKE RACHEL, A FLIGHT ATTENDANT ME, A REPUBLICAN, ME, WITH A PATRIOT ACT MENTALITY, ARE YOU STARTING TO SEE THE PROBLEMS, THE EMPLOYEES OR THE COPS, START TAKING PRESEDENCE OVER THE PEOPLE, THEY ARE TO SERVE AND PROTECT! WE ARE THE HAVES, AND YOU SIR, ARE AN INSECT! BULL SHIT, COP, FLIGTH ATTENDANT MARRIAGE! EXCESSIVE USE OF FORCE, OKAY. COME JOIN AND BE PART OF THE CLUB! THIS MORNING, WHILE I WAS WAITING FOR THE BUS, SEVERAL TRAINS, MARKED, UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON, CAME BY, THE FIRST ONE, HAD A #12 ON IT . . . I ASKED MARCIE, WHO HAPPENED TO BE AT SOPHIA'S PLACE, WEARING A "SONS OF SEATTLE" SHIRT WITH A 12 ON IT, SEAHAWKS, WHAT THE BIG DEAL WITH THE "12" WAS . . . YOU SEE IT EVERYWHERE . . . BUT THERE ARE ONLY, 11 MEN ON THE LINE IN A FOOTBALL GAME, THE 12TH MAN, ON THE FIELD IS THE FAN OR FANS, COLLECTIVELY! THAT HAS SIGNIFICANCE, IN MY SITUATION, YOU HAVE THE 11 ATTORNEYS, FBI, FORENSIC ACCOUNTANTS, MOB INVESTIGATORS, MAKING UP THE SPECIAL PROSECUTOR TEAM, MUELLER, AND I AM THE 12TH MAN . . . TRAIN WENT BY . . . YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON US, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW IT! I WOULD SAY THAT GOES BOTH WAYS, WITH ME AND COPS . . . MY CASE, DOVETAILS WITH YOURS, AND WITHOUT ME, I CAN'T SOLVE YOU CAN'T SOLVE YOUR CASE, AND WITHOUT YOU, I CAN'T SOLVE MY CASE, BECAUSE, THEY ARE INTRICATELY, CONNECTED WITH THE SAME CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION, PLAYERS, GAMING BOTH SYSTEMS! YESTERDAY, AFTER, I WROTE ABOUT MY SONS, NATIONALS, NOT KOSHER, BUT, NEEDED TO PROTECT THEM AND ME, WITH HITS AND SHIT DAILY, THE FIRST, LICENSE PLATE, I NOTICED, ONLY ONE I NOTICED, ALWAYS, FASCINATED BY WHY, AT A PARTICULAR TIME, I LOOK AT THIS OR THAT, BUT, IT SAID, BRO CAT, MY SERVE FOR CIA. THE NEXT VAN, SIGN, ACTUALLY, UP BY MILES APARTMENT, THAT SHELLEY HANGS OUT AT AS ME, BUT MILES STILL HAS A BOX WITH MY STUFF IN IT, A COLORFUL HAT, SYMBOLIC OF THIS COLORFUL MIND, AND I BELIEVE A GRAY LONG SLEEVED T-SHIRT. MAYBE A SWIMMING SUIT? BUT, THIS VAN PULLED EYE LEVEL WITH THE BUS, #5X TO GREENWOOD, BUT IT SAID, "NEW ORGANIC ROOTS," WITH A BEET, OR BEAT, ON IT. THEY SAY THAT, KIDS PERSONALITIES ARE FORMED BY THE TIME THEY ARE 5 . . . I STARTED TO LAUGH . . . SINCE CHRIS WAS A TODDLER, HE HAS MAN-HANDLED, CATS (NOW CIA) DRAGGING THEM, BY ONE ARM, STUFFING THEM IN DRAWERS, OR IN STEREO CABINETS, LEAVING THEM FOR HOURS, THEN, SLEEPING WITH THE SAME CAT, CHOAKING HIM, ALL NIGHT, DIDN'T EVEN KNOW, HOW HE COULD SLEEP! LOL. EVERYTHING IS SYMBOLIC. JASON BURROWS. KURTEYESLICER. BRILLIANT MATHEMATICIA, GOOD WILL HUNTING . . . PERFECT FORENCIS ACCOUNTANT, AND CHEAP AS ALL COPS ARE! FIT RIGHT IN! LOL. IT IS INTERESTING, THAT MILES #1, WINED AND DINED ME, WHITE LINEN, KNEW THE RIGHT COLOR WINE WITH CHICKEN, OR THIS AND THAT . . . ABOVE THE CIA . . . LITTLE BROTHER OR LOOK ALIKE, NOT SO GALLANT! BUT, I AM JUST AS ENTERTAINED BY, FUCKING AND FIGHTING. LOW BROW, HIGH BROW, CHICK! I HAVE FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES! CREEPY, CRAWLY, FASCINATING, FUN! LIFE IS GOOD. ROCK IT! KISSES.

MIGHTY-O DONUTS!

LEGEND OF "SLEEPY HOLLOW"

In, the TV series, Sleepy Hollow, there is a professor, soldier, from the Civil War, back, what, 150 or so, years ago, who kills, what is the first, horse of the four horses of the Apocalypse, or Death riding a pale horse, who gets his head cut off, but doesn't die . . . the soldier, died, and the man or mutant he kills, blood mix at death, so they are connected or tied together in both life and death, so to say.  The professor's wife, unbeknown to him, is a witch, in threat of being, hung, burned, or drowned, early in American history, who buries him, but she also, knows, now, dead, some of the challenges he is going to face, because, he suddenly, comes out of the grave, in modern times, along with the headless horseman! or the pale rider, end of times, key player, who starts to kill, and one of the first, to die, is the sheriff, who gets his head cut off, leading his deputy, to dig in his files, only to find, her own, live and mysteries of a monster, she and her sister, saw, 20 or so years, earlier, on their way home from school, or to school.  The sister, who admitted to the truth, was put in a mental institution, while the sister, who, kept her mouth shut, has issues with the law, but the good sheriff, gives her a choice to straighten our her life, or go to jail.  He buys her, ice cream and obviously, she takes the law abiding role and has not seen her sister, in the institution, for years.  There is evidence of a secret cult, ancient myths, the Bible symbols, and of course, more and more deaths, mounting, as, the young black female deputy, mixes, learns, not only from, the Civil War, professor, who, also learns from his dead wife, caught, in, some world between life and death, unable to pass, until she does something.

THE LEGEND OF "ASSET FORFEITURE" REAPPEARS!

There are many, similarities, analogous comparisons, symbolic representations, and personalities, that, ring true from my case, from, the honest sister, being seen a crazy, or Deana, and the liar, being the one, protected, safe, living, as a cop, and now, finding, what, she thought, along with her sister, in the past, having to deal with, the old sighting of this monster, and work with the, phantom, professor, me too, to solve, the problems, that are, affecting, the town, she serves in, putting her face to face, with history, myth, religion, her dead mentor, dreams, visions, psychic phenomenon, and dealing with her own, demons, that are haunting her, as she sees, her colleagues, being used, by the dark side, crossing over, even killing, and taking, hiding evidence, and creating mischief, making the capture of death, on a pale horse, or the headless horseman, from killing, more and more people, taking priests, protecting the legends, the head of death, and others, who know, something of the legends, scriptures, and future of the community.

I can relate to the professor, who killed, or tried, to kill, death, who becomes the Legend of Sleepy Hollow, who rides the misty forests, and terrifies, men, women, and children, for almost two centuries, until, the good professor soldier, starts, to pull together, the history, of what happened, back 150 years earlier, giving the crimes, meaning, shape, context, and possible capture of the headless horseman, or death!  I was poisoned, back in, late, 1999, after taking out, 9 federal agents, attorneys, and investigators, that pissed of the feds.  By 2000, this general counsel, who saved docs nationwide, from, government billing fraud units, and making heroes of doctors, who dared, sue and defy, the government, after, I did the research, to find that, the units had violated, not only their federal regulatory codes, but, also their constitutional oaths, and 4th amendment protections, leading to a 10 legal battle, and me being taken out of the fucking game, stealing, 17 years of prime time, career heights, looks, thin body, great kids, thank God, they survived, and I did too . . . or you would not be reading this amazing blog, that inspires, millions.  It is the sister, analogous to the sister locked away, into the institution, that is the fucking legend . . . NOT THE COP! WHO LIES!

I AM THE COP, THE DETECTIVE, THE PROSECUTOR, THE FBI, THE CIA, THE FORENSIC ACCOUNTANT, THE FORENSIC PSYCHOLOGIST, THE VICTIM, THE PROFESSOR, THE ANCIENT, WHO HAS THE HISTORICAL PERSPECTIVE, AND THE BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK, BAT, OR BADASSTEACHER!

BABE VIBE ONLY! 

THERE IS ONLY ONE!

G.O.Y.A.D.S.!

GET OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SOMETHING!

SHIT!

EZ BUILD!

I HAVE BEEN LOCKED UP, LOCKED IN AN INSTITUTION, TOO!  OH, THE PLACES I HAVE BEEN!  LAST NIGHT, AND I AM SURE, IN RESPONSE TO THE BLOG, I WROTE YESTERDAY . . . THERE WAS A STORY ABOUT, A CHICK NAMED "ROSEY" OR "ROSE--YOU" THE COP, BUT THE VICTIM OF SEXUAL ABUSE IN THE MENTAL INSTITUTION . . . SHE WAS, DARK HAIRED, WEARING A RED, DRESS, WITH A SISTER, BLONDE, CLASSIC, "A"LINE HAIR-DO, THE VICTIM'S ADVOCATE TO HOLD THOSE WHO HAD SEX WITH HER SISTER, ALLEGEDLY, SHELLEY, AS PER, SYMBOLS, THE ONE, WHO WAS LOCKED UP, LIKE THE HONEST SISTER IN THE "SLEEPY HOLLOW" WHO FINALLY, ESCAPES . . . MY SON, ELLIOT, IS IN THE SAME BOAT, ONLY, HIS LIFE WAS STOLEN, BY SHELLEY'S SON,  ISAAC, PLAYING LYRIC AND TITLE GAMES WITH ELLIOT'S MUSIC, LIKE HIS MAMA, DOES DAZZLING OTHERS WITH, MY BLOG, CASES, LOBBYING EFFORTS, AND WATER COMPACT . . . THAT IS DUE TO SHIT HEADS, LIKE JAMES KENNEDY, MILES THORNTON I, II, III, AND OTHER COPS, LIKE BRETT TODD STEWART OR STUART, AND LIKE I SAID, YESTERDAY, THIS GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS SQUAD, IS ENGINEERED BY THE GUNS, WHO, THIS LEGEND, FUCKED ON, ASSET FORFEITURE, BACK WHEN, "I" WAS A UTAH ASSISTANT ATTORNEY GENERAL!

THE LEGEND, LIKE THE 4,000-POUND SUNFISH, HAS REAPPEARED!

THE GRAND ILLUSION, IS SHELLEY!

CONGRATULATONS BOYZ AND GIRLZ IN LAW ENFORCEMENT . . . YOU BOT-HELL!  BREATHE DEEPLY . . . THERE GOES YOUR HERO, SHE WORKED HARD FOR "MY" MONEY!  THE MONEY IS NO LONGER FOR NOTHING AND THE CHICKS AREN'T FREE!
OH, BABY . . . I LOVE YOUR WAYS, WANNA BE WITH YOU NIGHT AND DAY!

ORANGE JUMPSUIT, IS THE NEW BLACK!
LOL!
KISS MY WHITE ASS!
JEAN, JEAN, THE HITTING MACHINE . . . THE RISE OF FELIX THE CAT!

YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME,  I DO EVERYTHING MYSELF, AND IF THIS CASE, GETS SOLVED, IT WILL BE, BECAUSE OF ME!  1700 FUCKING BLOGS OF TIMES, DATES, PLACES, DISCRIPTIONS, AND HITS, AND YOU STILL CAN'T GET IT RIGHT?

DIRTY COPS EVERYWHERE!  DIALOGUE FROM THE MOVIE "SLEEPLESS" . . . COULD THAT IMPLY, IN SEATTLE?  EVERYWHERE U.S.A.!

P.S., THE REASON, MILES WOULD NEVER CUDDLE, IS BECAUSE, HE GETS ALL HIS, KNOWLEDGE, FROM THE HISTORY CHANNEL, WATCHING, DOCUMENTARIES ALL NIGHT!  THAT IS HOW SHELLEY LEARNED POLICE WORK AND MOB SHIT!  HER FAVORITE SHOWS ARE OR WHERE, "SOPRANOS" AND "RICHES" WITH SYMBOLIC NAME, "MINNIE DRIVER" EVEN LOOKS LIKE SHELLEY, THE WESTERN HAZELNUT, ALLEGED, COOL RANCH, LIVING MY LIFE!  SHE WILL HANDLE JAIL, OR PRISON, MUCH BETTER THAN, MYSELF, HER HEAVEN IS TO SPEND ALL DAY READING!  PERFECT!  LOCK 'EM UP WILLY AND WAYLON!  SOMETIMES, YOU HAVE TO DRAW A LINE IN THE SAND, AND ROUND-UP THE BAD GUYS!

WHISKEY FOR MY MEN, BEER FOR MY HORSES!
"NOW IS ALWAYS" THE RIGHT TIME!

MUCKSHOOTER. STREET TREATS. HEEBIE-JEEBIES. SLEEPY HOLLOW. HIT CONTRACTING. JAWS OF AMERICA. AMER-LEAGLE. AG.J. ATTORNEY SCARAMUCCI! O.S., OH, SECRIST. SOS. OFFICE OF STRATEGIC SERVICE & INTEL. T.J. MAX. ALIVE & WELL. SEATTLE BITES. I KICKBACK. SEATTLE AIDS WALK. I WALK BECAUSE . . . BUS ONLY. SEATTLEU. SCHOOL OF THEOLOGY & MINISTRY. NOT SEATTLE CENTRAL COLLEGE. BLACK-N-OUT & BELLIGERANT. CONSTITUTION CLIFF HANGERS. ALEX BURNS. BOAR'S HEAD. NO SUGAR OR ADDED PRESERVATIVES ADDED. WHITE COUNTY JUSTICE COURT. CHARLIE'S ANGEL'S SAVAGE. CEDAR GROVE. LOCAL. ORGANIC. RECYCLED. SUPERIOR LINEN SERVICE. SHOWS WITHOUT DRAMA. DUNCAN. STRIVING FOR ZERO WASTE. HEAT PUMP INCENTIVES. LOVESHINERS. SEATTLE'S CHILDREN. NOW NOT THEN. TERRIFIC KIDS. TRANSFORMERS. OPTIMUS PRIME. DECEPTORS. KURTEYESLICER. MYHEALTH@ELLIOTSECRIST. USS FITZGERALD CRASH, BLAME IT ON THE NAVY. GEEK SQUAD. DANTE'S INFERNO FOLDER. ST. ELMO'S FIRE. GOD'S REVOLVER. GEORGETOWN. WILDCATS. FLAMINGO. SAME POD: ALTANTIC BASE. PACIFIC BASE. HOT CHOCOLATE. REED WRIGHT. IN & OUT BURGER. CASTLE ESSENTIAL FOR LOVERS. BOLD IDEAS NEED BIG SUPPORT. SEATTLE TO KIRKLAND. BUS ONLY. WHOOPS. KIRKLAND TO SEATTLE. CATCHA! HIGH ENERGY BOOGIE BLUES & GEORGE AND THE DESTROYERS. KILDEE. STEWART & YALE AVE. NO ROBINHOOD. POOR BOYZ. BLACK MEMORY FOAM. BLACK ICE. JAMAL U. CLEAN IS QUICK. OH. BOYZ. NATIONAL. MADISON HOUSE. #BLOODWORKS. DROP X DROP. WALKING ON BROKEN GLASS. MOVIE PERSONALITIES . . . "SLEEPLESS"--JAMIE L. SCOTT--DIRTY BASTARD, KNEW YOU WERE A COP--IN SEATTLE. SEATTLE POST INTELLIGENCIER. GLOBALLY ACCREDITED MASTER'S IN PROJECT MANAGEMENT. INTERNATIONAL. DOLLY. I'M A COWBOY, ON A STEAL HORSE I RIDE--WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE. MR-S-LEATHERS. EASY RIDER. GOREMAN. DATA MAN KEY. GINA MAN. SODA STREAM SPARKLING WATER. KIDDIE ACADEMY. PRINCESS ACADEMY. CHESTNUT MONTESSORI SCHOOL. LOL. SWITCING EASY. BOTANICAL DESIGN. JUSTICE FOR JUSTINE. GIRLS SQUAD. ENGINEERING DEPT. GUNS. WHAT WOULD SCOOBY DO? JASON BURROWS. SURF BOARD. WE WRAP OURSELVES IN KELP. SWINK. BEN PRECISION HEATING & COOLING. THE HISTORY OF COMEDY. ALWAYS FRESH. ALWAYS ON. HEAD SUPPLY--ALWAYS ON THE JOB! MUSIC STAFF. DIRECTORS. RISE. REUSE. RECYCLE. MOB MADE MEN & LADIES. FAMILYWORKS. EZMONEY. LOW RISK. TONS! DEAR DAIRY. NEW DIGS. MOVIE PERSONALITIES--"LOGAN"--EDWARD SCISSOR HANDS, OUTDONE BY LITTLE GIRL WITH DEADLIER SCISSOR HANDS . . . WORD MORE POWERFUL THAN THE SWORD. MUTANTS! SAVAGE. I HAVE COPD. MOB. BIKERS. BEAT THEIR WIVES. BUT NO ONE ELSE CAN. MISSY HURT. HURT SIS. LITTLE MS. ALWAYS GOTTA BE RIGHT, AND GENERALLY IS! BEAT FEDS! BEAT GIRL'S SQUAD. EASY! NO LOVE LOST! RED TATTOOED. E62. SONIQ. FUCK YOU! TWO BIRD TATTOO. OLIVER TWIST. SCIENCE AT WORK. BALLROOM BLITZ. I HAVE A BA IS ENGLISH! WELL ROUNDED IN MORE THAN ONE WAY! LOL. KILL YOU WITH THE WINK OF HER EYE. HOW DID A GIRL LIKE YOU, GET TO BE A GIRL LIKE YOU? KING COUNTY METRO. T.J. MAX: ATTORNEY. PROFESSOR. ONLINE PROFESSOR. LOBBYIST. BUSINESS OWNER. BLOGGER. FORENSIC PSYCHOLOGIST. PSYCHIC. MEDIUM. AVOCATION--COP. IT IS CALLED--INTELLECTUAL CURIOSITY! CATCHER IN THE RAW! TARGET. BROADWAY. GIRLS. GIRLS. GIRLS. THE MONEY IS FOR NOTHING AND THE CHICKS FOR FREE! DREAMSCAPE: RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES . . . TRUMP DISCHARGED! WOKE TO TRUMP'S LEGAL TEAM TRYING TO DISCREDIT, SPECIAL PROSECUTOR OR COUNSEL, FORMER FBI DIRECTOR, FORMER U.S. ATTORNEY GENERAL, ROBERT MUELLER & TEAM. GOOD LUCK. IF YOU NEED ANY HELP? CALL ME. NUMBER, BACK, SEVERAL BLOGS. BATTERY OUT. SO LEAVE MESSAGE! LOL. NOT SURPRISES HERE . . . THIS MORNING ON THE NEWS, REX TILLERSON, FORMER, CEO OF EXXON, NOW, SECRETARY OF STATE, WHO SIGNED, THE PERMIT FOR KEYSTONE XL PIPELINE AND DAKOTA ACCESS PIPELINE . . . PLAYING RECKLESS WITH RUSSIAN SANCTIONS, FINE TO EXXON $52 MILLION . . . NOT ENOUGH, BENEFITED, EXXON, FORMER EMPLOYER, CONFLICT OF INTEREST! WHO KNOWS WHAT IS GOING ON BEHIND CLOSED DOORS! NO PRESS INVITED! I WOULD CHECK THE BLACK SEA, JOINT, EXXON RUSSIAN, BIG RIG! SOUND OIL. CONSTRUCTION BOOM CONTINUES IN SEATTLE. MOB USES CONSTRUCTION TO BE LEGIT! UTAH STATE SOCCER CAMP! TRUMP. SKYLINE IN NEW YORK. MOB CONTROLLED SKYLINE AND CONSTRUCTION . . . ULTIMATE GOAL, TO PUT, MAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE? CASTELLANO CONNECTIONS! RUSSIAN MOB. THE USUAL SUSPECTS! DONALD TRUMP JUNIOR AND PAUL MANAFORT TO TESTIFY BEFORE CONGRESSIONAL INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE . . . JARED KUSHNER, BEHIND CLOSED DOORS? TOP SENIOR ADVISOR TO THE PRESIDENT? WHY? YANK HIS SECURITY CLEARANCE AND PLAY HARDBALL, LIKE CHRIS MATTHEWS WOULD! U.S. AG. SESSIONS UP TO SOMETHING? WHAT? ONE NATION UNDER COMEDY! GOD? WHEN I WAS A UTAH ASSISTANT ATTORNEY GENERAL, WITH THE GOVERNOR'S OFFICE, UNDER REPUBLICAN RULE, AND THE ATTORNEY GENERAL'S OFFICE, UNDER THE DEMOCRATS . . . EVERYONE WAS PROFESSONAL, JEALOUSY AND COMPETITION, FROM ALL I COULD TELL, WASN'T PRESENT . . . BOTH SIDES OF THE CAPITOL BUILDING WORKED TOGETHER, JOINT PROJECTS, AND ALL CONDUCTED OURSELVES, BETTER THAN, WHAT WE ARE SEEING COMING OUT OF WASHINGTON, D.C.! MUCH MORE MATURE! BUT OF COURSE THAT WAS 20 YEARS AGO! LOL! A FEW COOL INSIGHTFUL QUOTES FROM "CATCH 22" AND A DREAM, THAT COINCIDES WITH THE DREAM! LOL! TALK ABOUT THE GIRLZ SQUAD & THE GUNS, WHO ENGINEERED THE SHIT SHOW I AM IN RIGHT NOW! TOTALLY, COOL DREAM . . . SETS THE STAGE FOR ILLUMINATION! GOD STYLE. WE'RE A TAG TEAM FROM HEAVEN . . . PUT THE FEAR OF THE DEVIL IN THE LOSERS! BEAT THE FEDS . . . EXPLORE. PLAY. LEARN. I KEEP SEEING THIS SIGN ON THE BACK OF ONE OF THE BUSES . . . SLOW DOWN, SAVE LIVES! MORE CON LAW TRAINING COMING. GIVE TIME TO LET OTHER STUFF SINK IN! SOMEONE IS GOING TO LOVE MY STUFF! MOST LIKELY MY INTELLECUTALLY CURIOUS KIDS! HOPE OTHERS! LIFE, YOUR CHILD SUPPORT SHOULD TOO. KISSES. SCOOBY. DID "Y" GET THE STUFFED, SEATTLE ORCA, I SENT? I'M GRANDMA TOO! HANDS OFF MERCHANDICE! RUSSIAN GRANDMA SPY, TRYING TO MAKE CONTACT AT MARY'S PLACE . . . WHY NOT, NOBODY SUSPECTS MY SISTERS, WHY NOT A GRANDMA? SHE WAS YOUNG ONCE . . . I HAVE SEEN BETTER DAYS, BUT SURE AS SHIT, NEVER SMARTER! WISDOM OVER BEAUTY, ANY FUCKING DAY!

MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR!  DUNBAR.

• Catch 22 . . . pages 83 to 84.  Major Major had been born too late and too mediocre.  Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.  With Major Major it had been all three.  Even among men lacking all distinction he inevitably stood out as a man lacking more distinction than all the rest, and people who met him were always impressed by how unimpressive he was.
• Major Major's father was a sober God-fearing man whose idea of a good joke was to lie about his age.  He was a long-limbed farmer, a God-fearing, freedom-loving, law-abiding rugged individualist who held that federal aid to anyone but farmers was creeping socialism.  He advocated thrift and hard work and disapproved of loose women who turned him down.  His specialty was alfalfa, and he made a good thing out of not growing any.  The government paid I'm well for every bushel of alfalfa he did not grow.  The more alfalfa he did not grow, the pmore money the government gave him, and he spent every penny he didn't earn on new land to increase the amount of alfalfa he did not produce.  Major Major's father worked without rest at not growing alfalfa.  One long winter evenings he remained indoors and did not mend harness, and he sprang out of bed at the crack of noon every day just to make certain that the chores would not be done.  He invested in land wisely and soon was not growing more alfalfa than any other man in the country.  Neighbors sought him out for advice on all subjects, for he had made much money and was therefore wise.  "As ye sow, so shall ye reap," he counseled one and all, and everyone said, "Amen."
• Major Major's father was an outspoken champion of economy in government, provided it did not interfere with the sacred duty of government to pay farmers as much as they could get for all the alfalfa they produced that no one else wanted or for not producing any alfalfa at all.  He was a proud and independent man who was opposed to unemployment insurance and never hesitated to whine, whimper, wheedle, and extort for as much as he could get from whomever he could.  He was a devout man whose pulpit was everywhere.
• "The Lord gave us good farmers two strong hands so that we could grab with both of them," he preached with for the bad-tempered gum-chewing young cashier he was after to step outside and give him a nasty look.  "If the Lord didn't want us to take as much as we could get," he preached.  "He wouldn't have given us two good hands to take it with."  And the others murmured, "Amen."
• . . . He was polite to his elders, who disliked him (Major Major).  Whatever his elders told him to do, he did.  They told him to look before he leaped, and he always looked before he leaped.  They told him never to put off until the next day what he could do the day before, and he never did.  He was told to honor his father and his mother, and he honored his father and his mother.  He was told that he should not kill, and he did not kill, until he got into the Army.  Then he was told to kill, and he killed.  He turned the other cheek on every occasions and always did unto others exactly as he would have had others do unto him.  When he gave to charity, his left hand never knew what his right hand was doing.  He never once took the name of the Lord his God in vain, committed adultery or coveted his neighbor's ass.  In fact, he loved his neighbors and never even bore false witness against him.  Major Major's elders disliked him because he was such a flagrant nonconformist.
• Since he had nothing better to do well in, he did well in school.  At the state university he took his studies so seriously that he was suspected by the homosexuals of being a Communist and suspected by the Communist of being a homosexual.  He majored in English history, which was a mistake.

DREAM.  BAYERN?  ELLIOTT BAY . . . ONLY ONE "T"

I have long felt that, there was some kind of secret FBI or CIA, test, some sort of grading system, that, was a competition, to be ME?  Now, under the Constitution, there is no government taking, of life, liberty or property without, either due process of law, notice and a hearing, based on some charges, or payment of true market value for what the government was taking.  When, I was married to my 3rd husband, Brett Todd Stuart or Stewart, in a non-solemnized, marriage, as legal in Utah, as any other marriage, and also needed a divorce, prior to the change I the law, I believe to protect, Brett, bringing in a spiritual wife, Kay, as my double, or as me, keeping everything, that he felt, came with the marriage to me, or was connected to me, either, through, name, marriage, childbirth, or inheritance, including, future earnings and he refused to give me a divorce.  At one point, he asked me if there was a woman, whom, I thought, was in my class of women, a rival or someone, that I might see as an equal . . . my friend Kay.  Soon, thereafter, Brett and I were invited to a dinner with Kay, whom, I had not seen for at least 5 years, that just seemed to come out of the blue . . . but, this scenario, was, recreated over and over and over again, mix, match and attach, for every man, since Kay, but adding sister, after sister to the cop government whores, all pretending to be me.

Now, Brett refused to give me a divorce, refused to sign, even a piece of paper . . . at the time, I never, knew, assumed, or conceived of, how, much, my resume, work history, credentials, or honors and awards was worth, knowing the law, that none of that becomes, public until the person has been dead for 100 years.  I waited for 4 years, knowing damned well, that Shelley had been with Brett and now, Kay had, but never in a billion years, now a billion dollars, did I ever think, that my name, and my life, and my children, and grandchildren were up for sale, grabs, or put on the public auction, like slaves were before, the Civil War, long before the Civil Rights Movements, and I could not have dreamed, that as fucked up as the Bush/Cheney presidency was, with the Patriot Act and trashing the Constitution, as just a piece of paper, giving cops, carte blanche, powers, they had NEVER had, nor did, have, before, and seeing the hideous ways, that, taking the old ball and chains of the SUPREME LAW OF THE LAND, would creep in, and haunt, this defender, protector and preserver of the inspired doctrine, that had given me my power in the first place, be twisted, perverted, distorted, and twisted, to take, every red cent, that either I, or my children, and their children, could make!

I my mind, I had this sneaky suspicion, after I left Brett, that, when, I was involved in getting back into the law, working with political groups, dealing with the Constitution, taking cases, that, one by one, I was stripped of any credit and recognition for my life's work . . . in essence, I was MISSING FROM MY OWN LIFE!  Case in point: when, Hank or Henry Brock, first, heard, that I was a Constitutional Law Attorney, it took him, 9 months to contact me on a 10 year old, securities case, he had tried to get attorney, after attorney, to take but to no avail?  When I swore in my political emails, he told me, that his financial planners, thought that, due to that, I was not the image, they thought, should represent him and his case?  Fine.  Get another attorney.  Each time, I was, posed with, some shit on my case, I gave a clear sign, that, he and Jay Rice were free to get another attorney, if they wanted.  No problem.  But, each time, he stuck with me; however, the way, he contacted me, on December 17, 2009, on my birthday, and told me, he wanted me, to write and file a complaint on a $357 million securities case, and file it December 18, 2009, by 3:30 PM, having to learn all the federal rules of civil procedure, along with learning how to join the federal bar, and learn to e-file in federal court, seemed to be, shocking, but a test of some sort, and in the back of my mind, I had a gut feeling that, Kay, was somewhere lurking in the background?  But, there seemed to be a competition, between, us two attorneys?  OH, BY THE WAY, I DID IT!

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF TEST IS THIS?

Okay, in this dream, only Kay and I, are in a room, and we are both given this, bizarre test, that looked like a kid, drew, circles, with some dots, and odd, unmeasured, circles, and really, not much on the page . . . Kay, started, to go through the test, at professional speed, but, all the answers were, was, simply, marking, a line, that looked like a dash, just a straight, line, marking on top of what was already there?  She went through it with great proficiency, while I, being, totally, analytical, and wondering if this was a geometry test, or, some psyche evaluation, or really, not knowing how to attack the test, just staring at the funky, kid drawn circles and wondering what the fuck to do with it, and not knowing,  without instructions, what the hell was going on?  Kay didn't seem to have any problems, quickly finished the test and turned it in.  While I kept looking at the thing, wondering, how she, knew what to do, and I was clueless.  I finally, just took the paper, and turned in the test, having, no clue, what the fuck that was all about, and didn't really care, what it had to do with, just glad, to know, I didn't really need to do the test at all.

Then the dream, seemed to jump, more to modern, real time,  now, at the Hammond Women's Shelter, or somewhere like it . . . and I believe, that Tracy, a black friend, was with me, or that is what, I remember and she woke me up, from the dream, that morning . . . I am usually, up and gone long before that, time, and had the morning before, been up, dressed, and out the door by 4:00 AM.  But, Tracy, seemed to be indicating, to someone in the room, with us, never saw them, that, this was normal, and I had, like a hard time functioning, and this was about the best that I can do?  I was having the hardest time, putting my clothes away.  Now in real, Tracy, loves to take women, under her wing, and mother them.  She wanted to mother me on weight lose, and that went to shit, because, I know what I have to do, the spirit is willing and the flesh is weak, but, I avoided her, and have not seen her for months, or since March, when, I was last in Seattle!  But, in the dream, I took some clothes, that were folded poorly, and opened some drawers, and tried to put them in, but, when, I looked in the drawer, it was filled with hay, straw, seemed dirt, and there were like, box elder bugs, or firebugs, all over the place?  I was dumbfounded and didn't want to have my clothes touch the drawer!  That was the end of the dream, while asleep.

DEANA.  AIM.  ILLUMINATION.  LABELS.  VISION.

Doing my usual, brilliant analysis of the dream, and wondering what that nonsensical test was about, made me think of, the section of the book, Catch 22, about the farmer working hard, at doing nothing, but trying, his damn hardest, to appear, to be really working at what he was getting paid, to do, while getting paid to do, nothing, but look busy!  I thought, back and got a laugh, out of the fact, that, in retrospect, that is about, exactly what, Kay, has been doing, nothing, but, looking the attorney, wearing the monkey suit, being attorney-like, running around and being me, while I am doing all the work and she is getting credit with the help of the rest of the Girlz Squad and the entire, Boyz Squad of Cops, from top to bottom, believing, that she actually did everything that I have done, as an attorney, from, start to finish, or to real time, including this blog!  Elliot's words, MOM, NOBODY READS "YOUR" BLOG, rang in my ear . . . often, both Greta and Dallas, quote my arguments and often, almost word for word, and I think, do they actually, not know, this is their mom, writing this?  In my profile, I noticed that, Google or someone, has shown that, my blog account, was started, in August . . . which would make it look, like, she, predated me, starting the blog in September 2SU013.

It is like my kids, have this vision of me, regardless of what, they have seen, being there, discussing my cases with them, and my blogs, with Greta even saying, while I ignored the grandkids, during the elections, being furious, spending, time talking about the issues, and wondering, how the fuck, she, or any of my kids, couldn't know, that, I am the BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK BLOGGER?  Nicole never saw me go back into law, never saw my house, never saw the parties, that I had, never saw me going to 5 states, taking cases, but, well, Elliot, didn't see much, but Chris, and Kat, fuck, I would always, crash their house, and Greta and Dallas, were first hand, beneficiaries of money and help, plus being there, most of the time, seeing me work on briefs and going to court?  Dallas even had me come down, twice from, Montana, to handle is issues with Dixie State College, now University?  Professional brainwashing from the pro's? or wishful thinking? or complete denial? or out right lies? compromised by spouses and lovers? money?  PROLOGIX.  So, while I was hashing over the dream, so simple, so right on, and knowing that there was truth, to the bull shit and even wondering about some fucked up test, that, would manipulate, the outcome, I was shocked, that after all the GREAT blogs, all the teaching, the training, HOW?  I walked into the women's dorm, and right at that second, I looked over and there was DEANA, who is about, 50, has a learning disability, is somewhat, deaf and dumb, can make out some of her words, and she really, is not stupid, but, challenged, and she was holding, a new box of toothpaste, and it was, clear . . . it was the AIM of everyone, from the cops, to the family, to my kids, to the government, to my clients, to the banks, to the courts, to give a lazy ass, loser attorney, who is just pretending to be me, everything, that I have earned, done, written, and created, including KIDS!

KAY, SHELLEY, RACHEL, SUSAN, TIFFANY, OTHERS, ARE THE FARMER GETTING PAID TO LOOK BUSY, BEING ME!  LOL.  I HAVE WRITTEN ALL 1670 OR SO BLOGS, WITHOUT EXCEPTION, THEY HAVE WRITTEN ZERO!

"TWEET UNTO OTHERS WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE TWEETED OF YOU!" --LUTHERAN CHURCH, BELLEVUE WAY MARQUE. YES, RACHEL, USED TO LIVE IN THIS AREA . . . BUT SHE HAS NOT FOR 15 YEARS!  UNLESS SHE STARTED TO COME BACK WHEN, I STARTED TO COME UP HERE?  SHE FLIES!  FORMER FLIGHT ATTENDANT, UNITED! 

I AM ALIVE, WELL, HAPPY AND HEALTHY!  ENTERTAINING THE WORLD, DAILY, WITH BRILLIANCE!  ANY OF A MILLION, INFERENCES IN THIS BLOG, WOULD GIVE ME A CREDIBLE ALIBI FOR A MURDER RAP . . . SO WHY THE FUCK, CAN'T IT PROVE WHO I AM?  YOU ARE THE RETARDED DUMB ASSES . . . THE FIREBUGS OR BOX ELDER BUGS, ARE PLANTS, OF KAY'S, TO PROTECT HER AND FUCK ME . . . I MEET A, THEY CONTACT AND BRIBE, A, I MEET B, AND THEY CONTACT AND BRIBE B, I MEET C . . . AND SO ON AND SO FORTH!

HEAD OVER HEELS!

THEY ARE ALL ILL AND NEED TO BE CHECKED INTO A MENTAL INSTITUTION!  JEALOUS, ENVY, HAVING A NEW SHADE OF ENVY, PROFESSIONAL JEALOUSY, IS HUMAN NATURE . . . ALL THESE PEOPLE HAD TONS OF POTENTIAL, TO FUCK IT AWAY, PRETENDING TO BE ONE WOMEN, FEED ON ONE FAMILY, LIE, CHEAT, DECEIVE, AND PRETEND, IT A TOTAL WASTE OF HUMAN POTENTIAL . . . SAD!

THERE IS A BOOK, IN PHINNEY'S BOOK STORE, GREENWOOD, THAT SHOWS, A BRIDE AND GROOM, WITH OTHERS . . . IT IS CALLED, "MY BRILLIANT FRIEND" . . . I AM NOT MARRIED, DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND, AND DON'T REALLY CARE, IF I HAVE ONE OR NOT!  LOL!  THE CLOWN COPS, NEED THE WOMEN, AND THE WOMEN, NEED THE MEN, THEY ARE ALL, NEEDY AND GREEDY!  DESPERATE PEOPLE, DO DESPERATE THINGS!

I AM RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE SECURITY CAMERAS, AT SOPHIA'S PLACE, AFTER HAVING A GREAT LUNCH, GETTING A NEW BAG OF TOILETRIES, AND SOON, DOING TO CATCH THE BUS . . . BECAUSE IT IS THE "ONLY" SAFE TRANSPORTATION!

PERHAPS, THE SEATTLE POST INTELLIGENCIER . . . CAN FIGURE THIS OUT?  FUCK?  IDIOTS?  SO GOD-DAMN, EASY?  EZ MONEY, TOO TEMPTING, BUT SERIOUSLY?  IT IS THE LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  IDENTITY THEFT, TO THE TUNE OF A BILLION DOLLARS?  GET REAL!  ELLIOT, HAD TO PLAY BALL, WITH THE MOB, TO BE FREE TO ENJOY HIS MUSIC, 20 YEARS IN THE MAKING!  KIDNEY DISEASE . . . JUDGE NEY IS THE MAN, FORMER COP, WHO MARRIED ME TO THAT, FUCKING FAKE ASS, ALLAN REX BESS, AKA, FRANK OF INTERPOL . . . HE JUMPED AT THE CHANCE TO MARRY ME, PROBABLY FOR THE BRAGGING RIGHTS, AND FOR MY KIDS!  SOME FUCK, THAT DEDICATED HIS LIFE TO THE COUNTRY, STILL IS NOT ENTITLED, TO KEEP MY LIFE, FAMILY, LAW DEGREE AND KIDS . . . HE TOOK, OUR WEDDING LICENSE OUT OF THE GLASS FRAME AND REPLACED IT WITH THE CATWOMAN SYMBOL!  YEAH, SHELLEY IS A BITCH ASS COP, PRETENDING TO BE ME, AND TO BE AN ATTORNEY, AND ALL THE COPS ARE CHEERING, FOR A DUMB ASS, BORING CUNT, TO STEAL ALL I EARN, AND DO, FOR ONE OF THE GIRL SQUAD, SHE CRIES, SHE WANTS TO BE ME, KAY WANTS TO BE ME, AND RACHEL, WANTS TO BE ME, SUE WANTS TO BE AN ATTORNEY, TIFF, IS MAJOR MAJOR . . . SHE JUST WANTS TO BE PART OF THE GIRLZ SQUAD, STILL DADDY'S GIRL!

GROW THE FUCK UP . . . KEEP THE BEDROOM AND THE WAR ROOM, BOARD ROOM, BORED ROOM, AND SITUATION ROOM, SEPARATE!  SHOCKINGLY STUPID TO MIX THE TOO!  I SMELL SEX AND . . . WHAT THE FUCK EVER. 

GOOD VIBES. GOOD NOSE PRODUCTION. JOSIE KENNEDY. THE "W" HITS END! POPINJAY. CLEPTO. DIET COKE ON THE ROCKS! MICHAEL DARNEL. "E." MAMMOUTH. STEALTH. PERKINS CLASS. CEDAR RIVER NATURALIST VS. DEMOLITION CONSTRUCTION, SABER CONTRUCTION, THE BIRD CAGE, BLACK BROTHERS, TWIN PEAKS, LOCAL QUALITY FARM FRESH, BAKING ESSENTIAL. DUCK DELIVERY. GUNK GLASS CLEANER. IT'S NOT BROKEN--IT JUST NEEDS DUCT TAPE! POCKETS. TUG. TOMADER. GOOD-BYE BANK. SOUND OIL. VITALITY PILATES. PEAK SEASON SOCKEYE SALMON. GOLD STATUS. EVERETT FIREFIGHTER ASSOCIATION. SHE'S A 20'S BETWEEN THE SHEETS. RYDER. MY BRAIN TUMOR BATTLE. ALEX BALDWIN. HEADS TO TAILS. MOZART & THE MAGIC FLUTE. EMERSON CAMPUS. THE OVERSOUL. ATTACHMENT & TRAUMA. NEW CITY STILL SAME OLD WEIRDOS. BIG SIS IS HOME KINDA. TWO BUS 249 . . . I GOT ON KIRKLAND S & BELLEVUE S . . . TURNED LEFT, INSTEAD OF RIGHT . . . WHERE ARE WE GOING? OVERLAKE TO KIRLAND TERMINAL? ALL BUSES LEAD TO KIRKLAND CROSSING P & R. JUST ENJOY THE RIDE! THIS IS WHERE YOU GET OFF MAME. WHAT. FREEWAY DUMP? WHAT THE FUCK? BUS 232 AND 235 TO BELLEVUE. I'M OKAY. 235 . . . FREEWAY SPAGHETTI BOWL, THIS IS WHERE YOU GET OFF! WHAT THE FUCK? WHERE THE FUCK AM I? WHERE IS THE KIRKLAND CROSSING P & R? RIGHT OVER THERE. WHAT THE FUCK? SLEEP DISORDER CENTER? THIS DOESN'T LOOK FAMILIAR. LIVE HAPPY. STAY HAPPY. OH, MCDONALD'S! PERFECT! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHICH CITY I AM IN? WELL, I AM IN KIRKLAND, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE! LOL! MAYBE I BETTER FOLLOW THE SIGNS, TO LIVE HAPPY AND STAY HAPPY, SINCE, I HAVE NO IDEA WHO TO GET BACK TO SEATTLE! LOL! SAFE. THERE IS THE 255 TO SEATTLE VIA KIRKLAND. GOOD. KIRKLAND P & R? WHAT THE FUCK? WHERE IS KIRKLAND CROSSING? BUS 235 . . . THAT IS WHAT I GOT OFF ON, AND WAS BUMPED OFF ON THE FREEWAY? BUS DRIVER NOT ON THE MOB PAYROLL. DIET COKE RULES! LOL. YOU CAN GET OFF HERE . . . OR KIRKLAND P & R. 5 BUS DETOUR? TWO DROPS ON THE FREEWAY? SOUNDS MOB TO ME! NO, I WILL STAY ON THE BUS, AND GET TO WHERE I AM FAMILIAR. DID YOU JUST LEAVE SOPHIA'S PLACE? YES. WELL, I HAVE JUST BEEN ON 5 FUCING BUSES, TRYING TO GET THERE . . . EVEN BLEW OFF MARY'S PLACE BREAKFAST, NOT SO EARLY START . . . GONE AT 4:00 AM, YESTERDAY, GOD INTELL . . . CHICK, BURPING, FARTING, BELCHING, NON-STOP . . . WAY EXCITED TO WRITE BLOG, ON MARINERS DONATION TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD! GOT MY SHOES, MAKE-UP ON WITH NOWHERE TO GO! 3:30 AM? WHAT THE FUCK? STILL SNORTING, BELCHING, FARTING AND DRIVING ME NUTS! GOD INTEL, TO GET MY ASS OUT OF THE SHELTER? 200 SET UPS AT THE POVERELLO CENTER, WHY NOT HERE? BLACK CHICKS CAN BE BOUGHT TOO, AND MILES SAID HE USED TO DELIVER FOOD TO ANGALLINE'S? COP DOUBLE? OR DID HE FUCK THE WHOLE STAFF? NEVER WOULD COME PICK ME UP AT THE DOOR . . . GOD INTEL . . . BUS AD . . . THIS IS WHERE LOVE LIES! NO SHIT! ANYWAY, I FINALLY, GOT TO SOPHIA'S PLACE, LIKE 3 HOURS LATER THAN PLANNED! BUS GAMES! OSCAR CO. SIDNEY J. STARR. MIX, MATCH & ATTACH. ELTECH. FUN TRIP! REMOTE CONTROL MOM! LOL. DUDE LOOK-A-LIKE SNOOZING ON THE BUS, REMINDED ME OF ELLIOT . . . RED HEAD, BEARD, TOTALLY, COOL AS ICE. RELAXED POSITION, MOUTH OPEN, MUSIC ON, LEVI CUTOFFS . . . JUST CHILLIN'. DARNEL! LOL. CATALYST PRODUCTION. LIFE IS AN ADVENTURE TRAIN ACCORDINGLY. REPIPING. SLUGGERS. WELCOME TO BOT HELL! SHAKE IT. SPICEUP. MUSIC IS MY BOYFRIEND. LYDIG. SALLY BEAUTY. SUPERCUTS. JOIN OUR TEAM. JOHNSON ELECTRIC. ROCK STAR. SCOTTY'S MIRACLE GROW. NO ONE READS YOUR BLOG MOM. ONLY SMART PEOPLE, ELLIOT. LIKE PRESIDENT OBAMA! NOT TRUMP! HEADS TO TAIL SON, COP? OVERLOOK. RYAN DUNHAM. ROCK ROOFING. EARN & SPEND HERE! BUS # 5 AT 7:27 AM. HIT DAN'S MARKET USED WASHINGTON STATE EBT & USED MY SOUND COMMUNITY BANK CARD FOR THE REST! VERIFY, VERIFY, VERIFY! BACK ON BUS AT 7:47 AM . . . HERE'S MY STOP, DRIVER . . . IF YOU WERE IN A YELLOW & BLACK! OH, A TAXI. I STOP ON PIKE. WHAT THIS ISN'T A CURB TO CURB? NO. BUT THE CITY IS STARTING SOMETHING LIKE THAT. I SAW THAT ON THE NEWS. BUT THEN, I WOULD HAVE TO BE DISABLED, AND FIND A WHEELCHAIR OR CANE, TO USE AS A PROP! LOL. THIS IS YOUR STOP! IS EVERYONE A SMART ASS IN THIS AREA? LOL! SMART CITY, SMART PEOPLE! RADIA. LIKE GOD SIGNS, TALKING FOR SON, WHILE I AM WAITING ON THE FREEWAY FOR A BUS . . . UZMA. ENGLUND. EVERGREEN HEALTH. CISCADIA. FALCK. KINGSGATE. GROOVED PAVEMENT. MODERN CARE. MASCO. HONEY BUCKET KAY. DUNN DELIVERS. YOUR THE BIGGEST PART OF MY LIFE. SHE'S THE LIFE THAT BREATHES IN ME. SUN BELT. UZZI. NOTCH. LOL! RAISED BY SINGLE DAD! LOL. CORT FURNITURE RENTAL. ARNOLD. COOLER THAN ICE. "E." ESTES TRUCKING. SNAP ON. CAMPBELL. COMMUNITY DRIVEN. GREATEST AMOUNT OF GOOD FOR GREATEST AMOUNT OF PEOPLE? ONLY IF IT IS NOT YOUR MONEY! SHORELINE. NEW SYSTEM. YOU'RE EVERY WOMAN IN THE WORLD TO ME. BROTHERS. SMILE. ONE A RED HAIRY BEAST. OTHER BLONDE GQ STRESS CASE. LOL. TOW HEAD. MAMA'S BOY. BEAST DADS! LOL. I HATE BOTH OF MY PARENTS! LOL. METROPOLITAN MUSIC. RAP. HIP HOP. APEX. MILES THORNTON II & III. THE GIRL ON THE TRAIN. MILES I! PUGET SOUND BLIND CLEANERS. PROLOGIX. POOLPRO. MILES HAS KNOWN ME SINCE 2013 BEFORE I STARTED MY BLOG! I CAME TO SEA TAC, TO HELP HIM WITH LEGAL, HE WAS GOING TO SET UP ADSENSE . . . DID IT FOR DOUBLE TROUBLE! THE RECRUITS. BEE PLUMBING. BEE2. BONIFIDE LOCK & KEY. MADAME BUTTERFLY. CRACKED. ELTECH. SIGNATURE. CORIX. BRIX. I LOVE YOU JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE YOU! KISSES FROM MOM QUEEN BEE. KAMAN. EM PRECISION. ADVANCED MOBILITY. ERICH B. NAUMANN. ORAL & MAXILLOFACIAL SURGERY. LOOMIS. FRUIT OF THE LOOM. FRUIT DOESN'T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE. FIGHT EVIL. ROCKET FIZZ. INTELLIGENCIA. ROCOCO. SCRUFF & FLUFF. YOU'VE GOT TO BE SERIOUS? COCKRAN SPRING CREEK. QUITE THE RIDE! COOL AS ICE! QUEEN BEE TREE! LOL! BROTHERS. DARNEL. LOVE YOU JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE ARE YOU! NEVER LET YOUR KIDS BEAT YOU! MUSCLE MILK! SOME FUNNY EXCERPTS FROM "CATCH 22" . . . ELLIOT WAS ONLY 5 WHEN, I LEFT HOME, CHRIS WAS 8. ATTACH & TRAUMA. OF COURSE. I KNOW MY KIDS! PROLOGIX. ADSENSE . . . NEVER ABANDONED . . . FALSE MEMORY ADDED BY FAMILY! BROTHERS USED TO LAUGH, WHEN, GRANDMA WOULD CALL MY FATHER, DICK! LOL! BUT HE IS! FUN TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE! AT ONE POINT, WHILE WAITING ON THE FREEWAY, I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD, THAT TEARS WERE RUNING DOWN MY CHEEKS! YOGA & WELLNESS. UZZI! THAT'S MY SON! I SAW A TRUE CRIME MOVIE, BASED ON REAL CRIME, AND A FORMER, HIGH SCHOOL FRIEND WAS COMING TO TOWN, A LADY OF THE WORLD, VISITING HER BRILLIANT FRIEND, GOOD HUSBAND, BEAUTIFUL SON, AND DAUGHTER . . . FRIEND, SEDUCES PRUDISH FRIEND'S SON . . . THAT WOULD BE KAY! AS A MAN, KAMAN . . . AS A SON, NUAMANN! YOU GOTTA HAVE FAITH, FAITH, FAITH! "I RISE TO THE OCCASION WHEN, I NEED TO MOM!" TOTALLY ENTERTAINING MORNING . . . EVEN A DUDE, WHO LOOKED LIKE, RYAN CHAMBERS, THE ELLIOT DOUBLE, WHO PALES, TO ELLIOT, LIKE KAY PALES TO ME! INTELLIGENCIA! QUOTES.

The CATCH 22, that I am reading, because, I know, damned well, that, all my doubles, had to go out and purchase the book, to stay up to speed, with me, and what I am writing about and learning.  But, the version, I have, is a large, red, white and blue, very appropriate, book, that says, "THE CLASSIC BESTSELLER CATCH 22, a novel by Joseph Heller with an updated preface by the author.  HELL HER!  LOL.  There is a little red man, cartoon, like figure, that, has like an army look to him, and is clicking his heels together, or looking like he is dancing a jig!  Nice . . . it was donated, in 2017, by Intellectual Ventures Women's Mentoring Circle!  EVERYTHING IS SYMBOLIC!

WORLD SQUASH

Something Elliot Might Say or Think!  Lol.

oh . . . I wrote this yesterday, more in context today.

Yossarian knew he was lying, but did not interrupt as Chief White Halfoat went on to claim that he had never heard from his parents again.  That didn't bother him too much, though, for he had only their word for it that they were his parents, and since they had lied to him about so many other things, they could just as well have been lying to him about that too.

LYDIG.  POPINJAY.  PLANTING FALSE MEMORY.

IT IS THE LAW!  Now, if you have 150 extended family members, planting, misinformation in your mind, from the time you are 5 years old, and you are just seeing your mom, hanging with her, and observing her, through, your young mind, with mom, thinking, that while divorced, obviously, I did not abandon you, because I am with you all the time, every weekend, drive you to guitar lessons, spend every fucking weekend, picking you and your little band up, driving 300 miles, round trip, over a three year period, fighting, for the last, 10 years to save your music, that, it is highly obvious, that, I have always been there for you, no matter, how remote and how far, even running for 5 years, to save your life, while writing a blog, to promote your music . . . I saw a welcome mat, yesterday, while walking to the Hammond House, in Greenwood, that showed, tons of aunts, crawling all over the welcome mat!  Little boys, who adore their mothers, turn into men, too . . . big ass boobs are distractions for them, especially, when, auntie, is hanging with cool dudes, like Kennedy, and tons of cops, who all hate your mother, and, love your aunt, who, is the closest looking to your mom and acts, more like her, now, than, your mother, whom, you haven't been around for fucking 20 years!  They robbed me and my kids, of my relationships, my life, their lives, and did all they could, to destroy our family, love, and closeness, so they could, get to the kids, whom, looking back, on my life, and my kids, lives, being, from, a spy family, have been, on the genetic radar screen, all their lives!  THE RECRUIT!  BUT HE HAS HIS DAD'S GENES, AND TURNS ON HIS RECRUITER!

This dialogue, comes as close to what my kids had to endure, there whole lives, starting when they were very young!

LIEUTENANT SCHEISSKOPF (FRANK OF INTERPOL)

• "Yes, sir," mumbled Clevinger.  "Of justice, sir.  That you couldn't find---"
• "Justice?"  The colonel was astounded.  "What is justice?"
• "Justice, sir---"
• "That's not what justice is," the colonel jeered, and began pounding the table again with his big fat hand.  "That's what Karle Marx is.  I'll tell you what justice is.  Justice is a knee in the gut from the floor on the chin at night sneaky with a knife brought up down on the magazine of a battleship sandbagged underhanded in the dark without a word of warning.  Garroting.  That's what justice is when, we've all got to be tough enough and rough enough to fight Billy Petrolle.  From the hip.  Get it?
• "No, sir."
• "Don't sir me!"
• "Yes, sir." . . .
• It was all very confusing to Clevinger.  There were many strange things taking place, but the strangest of all, to Clevinger, was the hatred, the brutal, uncloaked, inexorable hatred of the members of the Action Board, glazing their unforgiving expressions with a hard, vindictive surface, glowing in their narrowed eyes malignantly like inextinguishable coals.  Clevinger was stunned to discover it.  They would have lynched him if they could.  They were three grown men and he was a boy, and they hated him and wished him dead.  They had hated him before he came, hated him while he was there, hated him after he left, carried their hatred for him away malignantly like some pampered treasure after they separated from each other and went to their solitude. . . .
• Clevinger recoiled from their hatred as though from a blinding light.  These three men who hated him spoke his language and were his uniform, but he saw their loveless faces set immutably into cramped, mean lines of hostility and understood instantly that nowhere in the world, not in all the fascist tanks or planes or submarines, not in the bunkers, behind the machine guns or mortars or behind the blowing flame throwers, not even among all the expert gunners of the crack Hermann Goering Antiaircraft Division or among the grisly connivers in all the beer halls in Munich and everywhere else, were there men who hated him more.

DUCK DELIVERY

RODENT DAMAGE CONTROL SPECIALIST. THE DAWN OF DELICIOUS! GYPSY SOUL. HUNGRY JOE. ACCESS GRANTED. THE SECRET WAR CONTINUES. OFFICIAL BREAKFAST SOUNDERS FC. SMALL & MIGHTY. RUN & DONE. TAG. TEAM SEATTLE! CITY LIGHT CITY BRIGHT. SWEET GRASS 100% GOOD FOOD. NO MUSTANG SALLY JUST HAPPY ACCIDENT? COVERSATONS KILL. GRIEVING IN YOUR OWN WAY. TRADE YOUR STEERING WHEEL FOR A FISHING POLE. SMILE. I USED TO ROLL THE DICE AND FEEL THE FEAR IN MY ENEMIES EYES . . . THAT WAS WHEN I RULED THE WORLD. THE POWER OF POSSIBLE. WIZARD OF THE WORLD. THE GOOD FEET STORE. WILD SALMON SEAFOOD MARKET. SUMMERBRATION. AMERICA'S GOT TALENT: THE MASQUARADERS; THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE; CHINESE DANCE TEAM'S AMERICAN DREAM! POGO STICK. HOME SAFE HOME. ST. ELMO'S FIRE--WHERE THE EAGLES FLY ON THE NEW HORIZON. WITH A REBEL'S YELL, SHE SAID . . . MORE, MORE, MORE! ONE NIGHT IN BANGCOCK . . . AND THE TOUGH GUYS TUMBLE. SEAFAIR. TEAM SEATTLE MARINERS! DONATE $5 OF ALL TICKET SALES TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD! SEX HAPPENS. BETTER A FENCE AT THE TOP OF THE HILL. THAN AN AMBULANCE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE HILL. WHEN, GOVERNMENT FAILS THE PEOPLE, THANK GOD FOR PRIVATE BUSINESSES AND CORPORATE AMERICA! TAKING ON REPUBICAN LEGISLATURES, TRUMP ADMINSTRATION, GOP CONTROLLED CONGRESS TO KEEP AMERICA, AMERICA! BOYCOTTING STATES WHO DISCRIMINATE, SUPRESS THE VOTE, CUT PLANNED PARENTHOOD! LAST PAP SMEAR I HAD WAS AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD-CONVENIENCE--SL CONFIDENTIAL! THINK, SPORTS HEROES, SAVING YOUR MOTHERS, SISTERS, WIVES, DAUGHTERS, FROM CERVICAL AND BREAST CANCER SCREENINGS! PROTECTING YOUR CHILDREN FROM AIDS, STDS, SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES, AND UNWANTED PREGNANCIES . . . ABSTENENCE IS GREAT, BUT, NOT ALL KIDS, CAN OR WILL, OR WANT TO! SAVING THE UNBORN, PROTECTING THE FUTURE OF THE BORN, AND PROTECTING THE OPTIONS OF THE MASSES! KISSES, HUGS, LOVES! SOME HAVE NO PROBLEM DONATING TO THE SUSAN KOLMEN WEAR PINK CAUSE, FIGHTING CANCER . . . SO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH, HELPING PLANNED PARENTHOOD DO THE SAME THING? GO MARINERS! BEAT THE RED SOX. TAKE THE MESSAGE TO THE WORLD SERIES! WITH YOU ALL THE WAY! LOVE! THANK YOU! WE FEEL IT! THE LOVE, THAT IS! NEW DAY U.S.A. SONS OF SEATTLE. 12. SEAHAWKS. I'M LOOKING FOR ANOTHER KIND OF LOVE . . . YOU LOVE ME, YOU HATE ME . . . LOVING YOU HAS GOT TO BE THE DEVIL IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA! TAKE ME TO THE OTHER SIDE! ACCESS TO REPRODUCTIVE CARE! THE OTHER DAY, AT SOPHIA'S PLACE, I NOTICED, SOME SHINY BLUE PACKAGES IN A GLASS JAR. CONDOMS. GOOD STAFF. SEX HAPPENS. EVEN WITH REPUBLICANS! LOL. VULNERABLE CLASS OF WOMEN. NICE! SUPER TANKER SITS UNUSED. SAVE COUNTRY VILLAGE IN BOTHELL! PEOPLE OVER DEVELOPMENT. LOCALS HAVE FOUND MEMORIES, WITH KIDS, FAMILY, AND SHOPPING LOCAL! FOR EVERY DOLLAR THAT IS SPENT, LOCALLY, $7 CIRCULATES BACK THROUGH THE COMMUNITY. SHOP OWNERS, SAID THEY CAN'T SURVIVE A MOVE! SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS, THEY ROCK THE ECONOMY AND HIRE YOUR NEIGHBORS! KISSES. DELICIOUS ANYWAY YOU LOOK AT IT! AMERICAN EAGLE. FLIES OVER BUS. ON LAKE WASHINGTON. STATE OF WASHINGTON. NAMED AFTER GEORGE WASHINGTON. FATHER OF THE COUNTRY! MADE AMERICA AGAIN! CNN SATURDAY 9 ET "DECLASSIFIED" IS SHOWING TRUE SPY INTERACTION WITH RUSSIAN SPIES! WATCH. TIMELY. BIG PICTURE: PRESIDENT TRUMP DOESN'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT AMERICA. DISCOVERED THAT HE HELD A SECOND, SECRET MEETING WITH PUTIN, AT THE G20 SUMMIT IN GERMANY LAST WEEK . . . NO AMERICAN PRESS KNEW ABOUT IT, AND ONLY RUSSIAN TRANSLATERS! WE, THE PEOPLE, CONGRESS, CAN'T NOT ALLOW THIS LACK OF ACCOUNTABLITLIY FROM OUR OWN, PRESIDENT, WITH TOO CLOSE OF TIES TO RUSSIA, TO CONTINUE IN THIS SECRECY! NIXON WAS DEALING WITH OUR OWN PEOPLE, AMERICANS! PRESIDENT TRUMP, IS COLLUDING, CONSPIRING, AND CAVORTING WITH THE RUSSIANS, AS DID HIS FAMILY, DONALD TRUMP JR., HIS SON-IN-LAW, JARED KUSHNER, POSSIBLY, IVANKA . . . BOTH SECURITY CLEARANCES, NEED TO BE YANKED, FUCK . . . JARED WAS SETTING UP, BACK CHANNEL COMMUNICATIONS WITH RUSSIA, AND HE WAS GOING TO USE, RUSSIAN SPY SHIT? THEY SAID NO TO US! WE SHOULD SAY NO TO THEM! THE TRUMP RUSSIAN RELATIONS ARE TOO COZY BY FAR! WE SPEND BILLIONS, ALMOST AN UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF TAX PAYERS DOLLARS, FOR NATIONAL SECURITY, SOME 40 ENTITIES, THAT ARE EITHER DIRECTLY IN THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, OR CONTRACT WITH THE GOVERNMENT . . . AND WE ARE FINDING OUT, THAT OUR PRESIDENT WILL NOT LISTEN TO THEM, AND IS HAVING SECRET MEETINGS WITH THE RUSSIANS! WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE, CONGRESS? CYBERWARFARE IS THE NUMBER ONE SECURITY ISSUE, AND YOU ARE DOING NOTHING? RUSSIA IS THE WORLD BIGGEST THREAT TO DEMOCRACY? YOU DO NOTHING? NIXON GRUNTED! HE WAS IMPEACHED! YOU CAN BE I MPEACHED TOO! READ THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION . . . THE EMOLUMENTS CLAUSE IN ARTICLE I, APPLIES TO YOU, AND ALL FEDERAL GOVERNMENT MEMBERS OF CONGRESS CAN BE IMPEACHED! IT IS TRUMP AND FAMILY, OR YOU! VLADIMIR, DEMANDING, THAT WE GIVE THE RUSSIANS BACK THEIR COMPOUNDS? WHAT SO THEY CAN SPY ON US? FUCK AMERICA? DO NOT, CONFIRM, FORMER GOV. JON HUNTSMAN OF UTAH, MORMON, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS RUSSIAN THING, PROTECTING TRUMP AND RUSSIA, WITH MORMON MISSIONARIES, TURNED, INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY MEMBERS, OR RETIRED, ARE THE STRAWMEN AND WOMEN . . . GET FUCKING REAL! CHINA AND HUNTSMAN FINE! RUSSIAN AND HUNTSMAN? FUCK NO! ANY OTHER COUNTRY, AND I WOULD NOT BE CONCERNED, BUT RUSSIA? FUCK YEAH! THE MORMONS EVEN IN MY OWN FAMILY, SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS SHIT, YOU WILL EVENTUALLY, FIND, IF YOU FOLLOW MY LEAD . . . NOT ONLY HAVE CONNECTIONS WITH RUSSIA, BUT HAVE HAD CHILDREN, WHO HAVE SERVED MISSIONS IN ESTONIA! THIS IS NOT INNOCENT, CONNECTION . . . THE MORMON CHURCH, RUNS, D.C., DON'T BE FOOLED! WITH 70% TO 85% MORMONS IN THE FBI AND CIA? COME ON. PUTTING A MORMON, IN THE RUSSIAN AMBASSADORSHIP, IS PUTTING THE FOX IN THE CHICKEN COOP! DO NOT CONFIRM HUNTSMAN! PLUS HE HAS ALREADY SERVED AS AN AMBASSADOR! CAN'T YOU FIND ANOTHER, UNQUALIFIED MAN TO DO THE JOB, LESS SUSPICIOUS? HUNTSMAN, SPEAKS MANDRIN, OR CHINESE, FROM HIS MORMON MISSION, BUT HE DOESN'T, SPEAK RUSSIAN! SO WHOM DO YOU THINK HE IS GOING TO RELY ON? 9 TIMES OUT OF 10, THIS IS GOING TO BE AN INSIDE JOB! JUDGE ON MY FATHER, DADDY WARBUCKS WITH ALL MY MONEY, MONOPOLY MONEY, BUYING FUCKING EVERYONE . . . WITH SECRIST FAMILY DOUGH . . . IS PRO-RUSSIA. MY CREDENTIALS AND MONEY, HAS PUT THE SOUTHWICK, MORMON MOB, RIGHT UP THEIR WITH, RUSSIAN OLIGARCHES, THE TRUMPS, AND OTHERS WHO WANT, FAMILY RULE! THEY NEVER DID, MY FAMILY, UNTIL THEY ACQUIRED MY MONEY . . . WHY NOT ALLOW IT TO GO TO ME . . . I AM ALL ABOUT AMERICA, ALL ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION, ALL ABOUT WE THE PEOPLE! THEY ARE NOT! THINK, THINK, THINK . . . THERE ARE ENEMIES WITH OUR PRESIDENT'S FAMILY, IN MEETINGS THAT THEY ARE LYING ABOUT AND REFUSE TO REVEAL WHO ALL THE PLAYERS ARE? FUCK NO! HANG THEM ALL FOR TREASON! I AM READING "CATCH 22" . . . SOME QUOTES FROM THE BOOK, MIGHT HELP, AT LEAST ENTERTAIN . . . I SWEAR, THAT, M.A.S.H., WAS BASED ON THIS BOOK! I DON'T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT EITHER, TO KNOW FOR SURE, BUT THE DIALOGUE IS FUNNY, INTRIGUING, AND ENTERTAINING. PUBLISHED IN 1955. IT IS BASED ON WWII . . . THE DIALOGUE IS SO HAWKEYE AND PIERCE! LOL. EVEN TWO MEDICS, THAT DRIVE THEIR LEADER CRAZY, BECAUSE, THEY CAN'T FIND ANYTHING WRONG WITH HIM, SO HE IS LOSING FAITH IN THEM! LOL! TALK ABOUT, RETRO ERA'S AND TIMES . . . CONTRAST AND COMPARISON, WITH MY IMPRESSIONS OF GREENWOOD, AND SOME CHICK, TRAFFIC LADY, WHO TALKED TO ME ABOUT, SEAFAIR, AND GREENWOOD BEING A BIT WILD, AS A BLOCK PARTY . . . DON'T FEED THE WILDLIFE! LOL! SHE RECOMMENDED THAT I GO TO THE CAPITOL HILL BLOCK PARTY! NOW, LAST NIGHT, I WAS SITTING, OUT IN FRONT OF KEN'S MARKET IN GREENWOOD, ENJOYING "CATCH 22" A DIET COKE, AND THE BEST CARROT CAKE, I HAVE HAD, SINCE, I STOPPED BAKING IN 1989, AFTER BEING ACCEPTED TO LAW SCHOOL, AND GETTING MY FIRST DIVORCE! PERFECT CREAMY SOFT, CREAM CHEESE, AND POWDERED SUGAR, ON THE FRESHEST OF FRESH, CAKE! I AM AN EXPERT AT CARROT CAKE, HAVE TASTED AND BOUGHT IT NATIONWIDE, AND THIS IS THE BEST, EXCEPT FOR MY OWN . . . BUT, AS I SAT THERE LAUGHING AT THE CLEAVER WRITING OF JOSEPH HELLER, AND CROWD WATCHING, I ACTUALLY FELT, LIKE I WAS BACK IN THE NORMAN ROCKWELL DAYS, OR LIVING IN A HALLMARK GREETING CARD, WATCHING WHAT WAS HAPPENING ON THE STREETS OF GREENWOOD! PEOPLE HANGING OUT, AT THE CORNER GROCER, EVEN THE OWNER, CAME OUT, AND TALKED TO PEOPLE HE HADN'T SEEN IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD FOR A WHILE . . . THERE WERE CHILDREN, DIGGING BEING WITH PARENTS, DOGS, BABY STROLLERS, BIKERS, COLORFUL PEOPLE, TONS OF TRAFFIC, A HANDSOME FIREFIGHTER . . . PARENTS TAKING BABIES TO THE OPEN AIRE BLUEBIRD ICE CREAM, MICROCREAMERY & BREWERY, GIVING BABY, THEIR FIRST TASTE OF ICE CREAM . . . I REMEMBER THOSE DAYS. FIRST TIME MY BABIES WERE SHOCKED BY THE COLD, THEN, THEY STARTED TO TASTE THE CREAMY SWEET STUFF IN THEIR MOUTHS, THEN, SMACKING THEIR LIPS, AND PUCKERING UP, THE NEXT MOVE, WAS ALWAYS, TO GRAB THE SPOON, THEMSELVES AND TRY TO LICK IT CLEAN OR GET MORE! IT'S A NEW WORLD, A NEW START, IT'S A NEW PLAN WITH THE BEATING OF YOUR HEART! SONG THAT CAME ON, AS I WAS WATCHING, THIS PICTURE PERFECT, PERFECT, SUNNY AFTERNOON, TOWN ACTIVITIES . . . I NOTICED THE PARENT MAP NEWSPAPER . . . LET'S PLAY! A CHILD'S PLAY IS THEIR WORK! DON'T GET THEM SO INVOLVED IN LESSONS, SPORTS, OR HOMEWORK, THAT THEY CAN'T HAVE FREE TIME, TO IMAGINE, MAKE BELIEVE AND PRETEND . . . CHILDHOOD ENTERTAINMENT! JUST LAST NIGHT ON, K5 NEWS CHANNEL, "EVENING" ONE OF THE HOSTS, TOOK A TRIP TO MY STOMPING GROUNDS, WHITEFISH, MONTANA, TO A DUDE RANCH . . . WHERE THE RANCH DIRECTORS, ACTUALLY TEACH, PARENTS TO LET GO AND WATCH THEIR KIDS HAVE FUN, RUN FREE, AND DO WHAT KIDS TO BEST, ENTERTAIN THEMSELVES! AS I WALKED DOWN THE STREET, THERE WERE OPEN WINDOWS IN YANNI'S GREEK RESTAURANT, THAT I COULD HAVE REACHED IN AND KISSED AND OLD GREEK MAN, TAKING HIS WIFE ON A DATE! SHOPS DOWN THE ROAD, TO THE HAMMOND HOUSE, ON 78TH & GREENWOOD, PROST . . . GERANIUMS, OUTSIDE SEATING, GREENERY, ADDED TO THE CHARM. I TOOK A SECOND TO CHECK OUT THE BOOKS DISPLAYED IN THE WINDOW OF PHINNEY'S BOOK STORE . . . DIARY OF A WIMPLY KID DOUBLE DOWN! WISHFUL THINKING FOR ME! LOL! A STOP, TO SIT ON A QUAINT SIDEWALK BENCH THAT FIT THE SHOP . . . LABELLA'S FLOWER SHOP, WHERE AT LEAST 3 VERY HANDSOME YOUNGER MEN, CAME OUT OF THE STORE WITH FUNKY, COOL, FLOWER ARRANGEMENTS, IN CREATIVE AND ORGINAL, LOOKED LIFE, EITHER BOXES OR WOODEN BOXES, WITH CRISPY TISSUE, ARTFULLY, DISPLAYED, WITH EXOTIC, SNAKE GRASS AND FLOWERS, I HADN'T SEEN BEFORE . . . ONE HAD RUST COLORED ROSES, SO BEAUTIFUL! AS ONE WALKED OUT, I SAID, OH, ARE THOSE FOR ME? HE SMILED AND GRABBED HIS BEAUTIFUL BOUQUETE OF FLOWERS, TIGHTER, AND BRISKLY WALKED AWAY! LOL! WOMEN, LOVE MEN, LIKE THESE! KISSES, FROM YOUR GIRLFRIENDS, LOVERS, WIVES, OR MOM? LOL! THE AL HOUSE, LOOKED FUN . . . THE STREETS WERE ALIVE, OLD FRIENDS, MEETING, SHOPPING WAS POPPING AND THE FUN, ALL AROUND! I MISSED THE WILDLIFE? IT LOOKED FAMILY FRIENDLY, AND RETRO 60'S FOR SURE! IT LOOKED LIKE SOME OF THE STORIES, I READ MY KIDS, WHEN, THEY WERE YOUNG, SO EVEN MORE BACK IN TIME, THAN, THE 70'S AND 80'S! A DELIGHTFUL EVENING. SORRY I MISSED THE SEAFAIR, BLOCK PARTY! SMILE. NEED TO MAKE IT TO CAPITOL HILL, BE EVERYWHERE! LOVE TEAM SEATTLE! ANYWAY, I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A BREAK FROM BAD ASS CON LAW TRAINING, AND SAY, THAT, SEATTLE PD, IS MOVING RIGHT ALONG, ON THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE REVIEW AND RECOMMENDATIONS . . . IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO FAR ALONG THE ROAD YOU ARE, JUST WANT DIRECTION, YOUR DEPARTMENTS ARE MOVING IN! BABY STEPS WILL DO! WE ARE WHERE WE ARE . . . IMPROVEMENT IS THE GOAL FOR ALL OF US! TO A MORE PERFECT UNION, AND DOMESTIC TRANQUILTY! JUST SOME EXCERPTS, I FOUND FUNNY OR TIMELY, INSIGHTFUL OR JUST COOL! I LOVE THE NEW MILLENNIUM OR MILLENNIALS . . . SOCIAL LIBERALS AND FISCAL CONSERVATIVES! STATS CAME OUT LAST NIGHT, THAT, THEY ARE ABOUT WHERE MOST, GEN-XERS ARE, IN HOME PURSHASING AND EQUITY IN THEIR HOMES . . . FAR BETTER, INVESTORS AND MORE SAVVY THAN THEIR BABY BOOMER PARENTS! DAMNED OLD HIPPIES! DON'T HATE ME HIPPY HATERS! NO HATE IN MY STATE!

"To get the most out of yourself, concentrate on your potential and not on your limitations." --Pope Francis

THE CLASSIC BESTSELLER "CATCH 22" . . . CAMPFAIR!

• The only time Doc Daneeka ever went to the medical tent was the time he began to feel he was a very sick man each day and stopped in just to have Gus and Wes look him over.  They could never find anything wrong with him.  His temperature was always 96.8, which was perfectly all right with them, as long as he didn't mind.  Doc Daneeka did mind.  He was beginning to lose confidence in Gus and Wes and was thinking of having them both transferred back to the motor pool and replaced by someone who could find something wrong.
• Yossarian knew he was lying, but did not interrupt as Chief White Halfoat went on to claim that he had never heard from his parents again.  That didn't bother him too much, though, for he had only their word for it that they were his parents, and since they had lied to him about so many other things, they could just as well have been lying to him about that too.  He was much better acquainted with the fate of a tribe of first cousins who had wandered away north in a diversionary movement and pushed inadvertently into Canada.  When, they tried to return, they were topped at the border by American immigration authorities who would not let them back into the country.  they could not come back in because they were red.
• I was a horrible joke, but Doc Daneeka didn't laugh until Yossarian came to him one mission later and pleaded again, without any real expectation of success, to be grounded.  Doc Daneeka snickered once and was soon immersed in problems of his own, which included Chief White Halfoat, who had been challenging him all that morning to Indian wrestle, and Yossarian, who decided right then and there to go crazy.
• "You're wasting your time," Doc Daneeka was forced to tell him.
• "Can't you ground someone who's crazy?"
• "Oh, sure.  I have to.  there's a rule saying I have to ground anyone who's crazy."
• "Then why don't you ground me?  I'm crazy.  Ask Clevinger."
• "Clevinger?  Where is Clevinger?  You find Clevinger and I'll ask him."
• "Then ask any of the others.  They'll tell you how crazy I am."
• "They're crazy."
• "Then why don't you ground them?"
• "Because they're crazy, that's why."
• "Of course they're crazy."  Doc Daneeka replied.  "I just told you they're crazy, didn't I?  And you can't let crazy people decide whether you're crazy or not, can you?"
• Yossarian looked at him soberly and tried another approach.  "Is Orr crazy?"
• "He sure is," Doc Danneeka said.
• "Can you ground him?"
• "I sure can.  But first he has to ask me to.  that's part of the rule."
• "Then why doesn't he ask you to?"
• "Because he's crazy," Doc Daneeka said.  "He has to be crazy to keep flying combat missions after all the close calls he's had.  Sure, I can ground Orr.  But first he has to ask me to."
• "That's all he has to do to be grounded?"
• "That's all.  Let him ask me."
• "And then you can ground him?" Yossarian asked.
• "No.  Then I can't ground him."
• "You mean there's a catch?"
• "Sure there's a catch," Doc Daneeka replied.  "Catch-22.  Anyone who wants to get out of combat duty isn't really crazy."
• There is only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind.  Orr was crazy and could be grounded.  All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would nave to fly more missions.  Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them.  if he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sand and had to.  Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.
• "That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed.
• "It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.
• Yossarian saw it clearly in all its spinning reasonableness. . . . lol

DON'T LET PEOPLE KISS YOUR BABIES!

MENENGITIS!

CRAZY, CRAZY, CRAZY ON YOU BABY! YOU TURN IT ON, THEN, YOU TURN IT OFF! PLAYING WITH A FIRETRUCK. UNIQUELY BRILLIANT. PLANTSCAPES. IN-TEN-SI-TY. SUPERGOOSE. SUPERFOOD. STAY CALM & RETURN FIRE! LOL. GOODBYE GRAFFETI. PUMPKIN PUSH! PIONEERSQUARE. IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE. SURF INTO GOODNESS. EAT REAL FOOD. MAKE IT DELIGHTFUL. PEACE OUT SUCCESS. STAND ON SOLID GROUND. POW! STRENGTH. PERSERVERANCE. ENERGIZE. DRAMA SCHOOL: SEATTLE'S CHILDREN'S THEATER. SIDNEY. THE NUT SQUIRREL. SCULLY'S SNOWGOOSE. BAKED GOODS. SURF CLEANER. POWERHOUSE. PROVEN FASTER & STRONGER. INTERNET THAT STANDS OUT FROM THE CROWD. FAT CAT SKATER. WATSONSECURITY.COM. MY RIGHT HAND MAN. TITAN SECURITY. SILLY SCOOPS. RIDGE. TRUE VALUE. AMERICAN MUSIC. THE GREAT WALL. WASHINGTON ENERGY SERVICES. PRIDE ELECTRIC INC. WOODLAND ZOO. DOGS. DESOTO ARMS. JAMBERRY. SEATTLE CHANNEL: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. STING OP AT THE GREENWOOD HIPSTRIP SAFEWAY! COPS. MANAGER CHICKENN WITH HEAD CUT OFF. UNDERCOVER ASSISTANT MANAGER, UNDERCOVER COP. DICK'S! POTENTIALLY SLIPPERY SURFACE. THE RESIDENCE. NEVER QUITE. MARINE COPS. SOUND CREDIT UNION: WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER! NO SHIT. THINK, UNIFORM COMMERCIAL CODE, BEST BANKING PRACTICE! BUS WRAPS & THROWING MONEY AT YOU, WILL NOT PROTECT YOU! FDIC . . . FUCK DICK! LOL. RACHEL IS NOT WORTH IT, BELIEVE ME. FEAR WRITING. I GET BIG WINS, BIG BIG WINS! I LOVE THE COMMUTE TO BELLEVUE BY BUS! IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I AM DOING SOMETHING. BY THE WAY, CONGRATULATIONS, 4TH BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT! KILLED IRAN & GOP HEALTH CARE SHIT IN ONE DAY! KISSES! V.P. MIKE PENCE . . . LIED ABOUT THE MEDICAID IMPACT OF THE BILL! TODAY, SAID, NO ACTION IS NOT AN OPTION? NOW REPEAL? WHAT DO YOU THINK? 32 MILLION LOSING THEIR HEALTH CARE FOR TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH? FUCK YOU, ASSHOLES! LIKE A VIRGIN. FEELS LIKE THE FIRST TIME! LOL! HEY, THEY WORK FOR US. WE CREATED THE FUCKING FEDERAL GOVERNMENT! THEY DIDN'T CREATE US! HOW DOES IT FELL TO BE PUSHED AROUND? IT IS ABOUT TIME, WE MADE AMERICA AGAIN! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN? FOR WHO? SPECIAL INTERESTS? INSURANCE COMPANIES? COPS? CORPORATE AMERICA? FUCK THAT SHIT! REMEMBER WHO PAYS YOUR FUCKING SALARIES, WHO VOTES YOU INTO OFFICE . . . SURE, CORPORATE AMERICA, HAS MONEY, BUT WE HAVE VOTES! LAST I CHECKED, THAT IS WHAT COUNTS! THE SKY WAS THE LIMIT? NOT ANY MORE. WE ARE TAKING AMERICA BACK! FOR WE THE PEOPLE! A REBEL WITH A CLUE! SO FUCK YOU! 365 POEMS. BELLTOWN BEATS. PLEASE PLAY ME! YELP. EAT 24. THE MUSE? A REBEL WITHOUT A CLUE! LOL! CRAZY BATSHIT! AC/DC. 2 BUCKS BETTER. BUKI. OHIO STATE BUCKEYES! RUINED GAME DAY RECHARGED! STAY CALM & RETURN FIRE! SHOP US FIRST. GET MORE! ALL SHE WANTS TO DO IS DANCE! DANCING TIL DUSK. SUN CHIPS. WOMEN HOLD UP HALF THE SKY! DEAL WITH IT! FOB POKE BAR. SHE WANTS TO PARTY, ALL SHE WANTS TO DO IS DANCE! CAN'T REACH IT. CAN'T LIVE IT! HIGHER EDUCATION. LOWER TUITION. WILL WORK FOR . . . FREE, JACK ASSES! CAN'T BEAT THAT TUITION. BLEED RED, WHITE & BLUE! PUTIN, DEMANDING, RETURN OF COMPLEXES, PRES. O, KICKED THEM OUT OF, FUCKING WITH AMERICAN ELECTIONS? WEAK? WHO IS BUDDY BUDDY, WITH RUSSIANS, KNEE DEEP IN BEAR SHIT? GOOD NEIGHBOR. GOOD GROUNDS! VERIFY, VERIFY, VERIFY . . . HAMMOND HOUSE, ASKED ME TO GET A DOCTOR'S NOTE, TO BE ON A BOTTOM BUNK. STOPPED IN FOR BREAKFAST, USED, WASHINGTON EBT CARD, AT DAN'S MARKET. HIT CLINIC BETWEEN ANGELINE'S AND YWCA OR YMCA . . . SENIOR CITIZENS, WHO ARE FAT, SHOULD NOT BE, CLIMBING, LIKE BABY ELEPHANTS, ON BUNK BEDS, THEY HAVEN'T BEEN ON SINCE THEY WERE 10 AND WEIGHED, 75 POUNDS. DUDE I WAS TALKING TO, SAID, THAT IS OBVIOUS! LOL. GIVE YOURSELF, 40 YEARS DUDE AND YOU MIGHT BE THERE TOO! LOL! IT IS LIKE DEFENDING THE INDEFENSIBLE. SOME UNDERCOVER, FBI AGENT, PLAYING A NURSE, WITH A LAW DEGREE . . . OVERHEARD, ME TELLING THE RECEPTIONIST, WHAT I WAS UP TO! LOL! NOW, THE LAW IS ABOUT, HAIR SPLITTING AND DEFINITIONS . . . THIS DUDE HAD IT DOWN, MUST HAVE BEEN READING MY BLOG! OR HE MISSED HIS CALLING IN LIFE . . . GREAT ARGUMENTS, AS TO WHY, SOMEONE, MIGHT, REFUSE TO GIVE ME, WHAT MOST WOULD THINK, IS OBVIOUS, A NOTE, NOT TO BE ONE THE TOP BUNK, OFTEN WITHOUT A LADDER, SHARED BY AT LEAST 6 TO 8 WOMEN, SOME INCONTENANT, SOUNDS, LIKE A GOOD MEDICAL REASON, RIGHT? LOL. NOT REAL, BUT AGE, SPECIFIC. NO, I REALLY DON'T HAVE MEDICAL ISSUES, THAT WOULD PUT ME ABOVE ANY OTHER, FAT OLD LADY, BUT THE YOUNG FIT, HEALTHY, THAT CAN SCALE THOSE BUNK BEDS IN A SECOND, FUCK YEAH! HE TOLD ME, I COULD, SEE, ONE OF THE DOCS, LIKE TO GET A NOTE . . . FUCK NO, TOO MUCH EFFORT, I DIDN'T BITCH & MOAN, ABOUT, GETTING ON THE TOP BUNK, AND I HAVE A LOWER BUNK, NOW, AFTER TWO DAYS, SO, I AM NOT COMPLAINGING, I THINK, THE COPS, WANT ME, TO SLEEP WALK, AND FALL OF THE 10 FEET HIGH TOP BUNK! LOL! NO, I CHECK TO SEE IF THERE IS A LADDER, OFTEN HAVING TO BUG, SOMEONE WHO IS ON THE SAME BATHROOM BREAK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, THAT I AM ON! ALL HAVE BEEN NICE, AND ALL I REQUESTED WAS TO BE, ON A LIST, SO . . . WHATEVER. I HEAR SOME OF THE WOMEN, 12 YEARS YOUNGER THAN MYSELF, COME IN AND DEMAND, A LOWER BUNK! LOL! ONE OF THE DISADVANTAGES OF BEING FOREVER 21! LOL! THE FBI NURSE, ON TEAM BLUE, PROBABLY DOUBTED MY AGE, WHICH IS A FUCKING COMPLIMENT, SO, I WIN, EITHER WAY. I TOLD HIM, I WAS A FORMER, GENERAL COUNSEL FOR, THE UTAH MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, AND ACTUALLY, THE ONE WHO SAVED, DOCS NATIONWIDE, WHICH IS THE REASON I WAS POISONED, AND HOMELESS NOW, SO A LITTLE RESPECT, PLEASE! GEORGE, DESTROYER! LOL! HIGH ENERGY ROCK, BOOGIE BLUES! EMERALD CITY QUEEN FOR A DAY! LOL! I ASSURED THE FBI UNDERCOVER LAWYER NURSE, HE EVEN LOOKS LIKE AN ATTORNEY, THAT, I AM FINE, DOING WHATEVER . . . I WILL TELL THEM, THAT I VISITED WITH YOU, AND WHATEVER IS FINE . . . IT IS LIKELY THAT THE COPS OF ALL FLAVORS, LIKE YOURSELF, WILL DRIVE ME OUT OF SEATTLE, WITHIN TWO WEEKS ANYWAY! LOL! MR. OBVIOUS, SAID, SEE YA, DARLIN' . . . MAKING UP FOR THE OBVIOUS ARTICLE! OH, I AM ALSO, THE ONE, WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR HAMMOND HOUSE GETTING NO BUS TICKETS! LOL! BUT I HAVE ONLY BEEN HERE, 3 DAYS! LINDA, IT IS PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO ARE HORDING, BUS TICKETS . . . WELL, THAT IS BECAUSE, YOU GUYS ARE CUTTING OFF OUR SUPPLY, THAT KEEPS ME AWAY FROM FOOD & FUN, IN DOWNTOWN SEATTLE . . . MY HOMELESS FRIENDS, ARE THE ONES, WHO TOLD ME TO STORE BUS TICKETS FOR A RAINY DAY . . . I AM NOT WAITING FOR THE STORM TO PASS, I AM DANCING IN THE RAIN, WHILE I CAN GET THE TICKETS, AND I TAKE THREE BUSES, TO STAY WITHIN, THE LIMITED TIME FRAME, FOR EACH TRANSFER TICKET, JUST BEING JUDICIOUS! LOL! I'M SORRY, GALS IF I WAS THE ONE, WHO CAUSED YOU PAIN! LOL! AT LEAST I HAVE ENOUGH FREE TICKETS TO GET ME, UNTIL I AM RUN OUT OF THE STATE! LOL! NOW FOR, THE ANSWERS TO YOUR HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENTS ON THE FIFE $15 MILLION LAWSUIT SETTLEMENT AND WHY BLACK LIVES MATTER, CAMPAIGN, IS NEEDED, TO TEACH, YOU CLOWNS, OH, EXCUSE ME, GENIUSES, ABOUT, SEARCH & SEIZURE PROTECTIONS, WARRANTS, PROBABLE CAUSE, AND THOU SHALT NOT KILL! DUE PROCESS & EQUAL PROTECTION, UNDER THE LAW! SACRIFICIAL LAMBS, FOR SURE, BUT, THEIR LIVES WILL NOT GO IN VAIN, AND THE SOONER THE BETTER, BEFORE THE 4TH BRANCH OF GOVERNEMNT, WE THE PEOPLE, TAX PAYERS, HANG YOUR ASSES, FOR NOT BEING TRUE TO YOUR OATHS OF OFFICE AS OFFICERS OF THE LAW! GET IT, THE LAW! DELICIOUS, ANYWAY YOU LOOK AT IT. LEARN LOUD! 100 COUNTRIES, HAVE PART OF OUR CONSTITUTION AS A MODEL, SO I CAN TRAIN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD, AND MONEY IS NOT MY MOTIVE . . . .LOVE OF PEOPLE IS! FREEDOM! RIGHTS! LIBERTIES! PROTECTIONS! PRIVILEGES! NO, MONEY IS THE OTHER, JOANNS! AND THEIR COCK SUCKING BUTT FUCKING, MAGGOTS AND FAGGOTS! YOU MIGHT WANT TO SHOOT THEM, FOR LEADING YOU ASTRAY! I WILL NOT DO THAT! NOR HAVE I, BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE, IN ALMOST 1700 BLOGS, THEY GO THE MONEY FOR! HIGH EDUCATION. LOWER TUITION! FREE IS GOOD! ALL LAW DEGREES ARE NOT EQUAL. NOR ARE ALL ATTORNEYS, AND THESE CRACKER JACKS ARE PASSING NON-ATTORNEY, BOOBY PRIZES AS ATTORNEYS . . . IN THE SHARON STONE, MOVIE, THE MUSE, FIRST HOLLYWOOD, COMES TO GET INSIGHTS, LIKE THE MUSES OF SHAKESPEAR, THE GREEK AND ROMAN GODS, UNTIL HER CASE WORKERS AT THE PSYCH WARD, RAT HER OUT . . . THEN, SHE ESCAPES AND BECOMES AN ATTORNEY! CASE IN POINT! FLIGHT ATTENDANTS ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED AS BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK ATTORNEYS! LOL!

AMAZING LUNCHES, SOPHIA'S PLACE, BELLEVUE, WA . . . THAT IS WHY, I HORDED, OF COURSE, ALL THE BUS TICKETS!  SORRY MY FAULT!  NO SERIOUSLY, IF I DID THAT, I CAN MAKE IT TO THE 3RD, SO, FUCK THE REST OF YOU BITCHES!  JUST KIDDING!  NO, THAT IS MY DUBL'S ATTITUDE . . . ALL ABOUT HERSELF!  COMPUTER SHIT, GOING ON . . . YESTERDAY, I WAS, IN WASHINGTON, D.C., AND EVERETT, WASHINGTON, ON MY COMPUTER, OR SOPHIE'S COMPUTER, WHILE I WAS IN BELLEVUE!  NOW, I HAVE THE THIEVES, STANDARD, PINK, "AN ERROR OCCURED WHILE TRYING TO SAVE OR PUBLISH YOUR POST.  PLEASE TRY AGAIN.  DISMISS" . . . THAT IS THE PORTAL FOR THEM, TO GET ACCESS, TO A BLOG, THAT IS IN THE PROCESS OF ME WRITING, SO IT LOOKS, LIKE THEY WROTE IT . . . NO, I AM TAKING A BREAK TO GO GET LUNCH!  CARTOYS!  KNUCKLE BALL BINGO!  SONG: "I LIKE TO STEAL . . . I'M HALF THE MAN, I USED TO BE . . ."  NOT MY PROBLEM!  I'M TWICE THE WOMAN YOU'RE WITH!  I SERIOUSLY, GET 6 RIDES ON THE BUS, FOR YOUR TWO!  LOL!

I'M AN EASY LOVER.  I'LL TAKE YOUR HEART, LIKE NO OTHER.

THE SIMPLER THE BETTER!  

HOMEWORK ANSWERS!

• • "UNREASONALBE SEIZURE" . . . HINT, THAT WORD IS RIGHT IN THE 4TH AMENDMENT!  READ IT!

  • "FALSE ARREST" . . . AN ARREST IS A SEIZURE OF A PERSON . . . PERSONS, PLACES, PAPERS AND AFFECTS ARE PROTECTED!  4TH AMENDMENT, THE BIGGIE FOR COPS!

    • GENERAL RULE: MUST HAVE A WARRANT TO SEARCH OR SEIZE ANYTHING LISTED WITH PARTICULARITY OR SPECIFICITY IN THE WARRANT!

      • MUST BE BASED ON "PROBABLE CAUSE" MADE UNDER "OATH AND AFFIRMATION" IN THE WARRANT!

        • EXIGENT CIRCUMSTANCES--LIKE DESTRUCTION OF EVIDENCE, CAN BE A RARE EXCEPTION!  PROSECUTORS CAN TRAIN YOU ON THOSE EXCEPTIONS . . . FOLLOW THE GENERAL RULE, AND YOU WILL BE IMMUNE FROM LAWSUITS! OR CIVIL RIGHTS CLAIMS! BASED ON CONSTITUTIONAL PROTECTIONS!

          • BEING DEPRIVED OF FAMILY RELATIONSHIPS . . . GOES TO THE INTENT BEHIND, THE 5TH AND 14TH AMENDMENTS, DUE PROCESS = NOTICE + HEARING,  CAN'T DEPRIVE A CITIZEN, OF LIFE, LIBERTY OR PROPERTY, WITHOUT IT!  ADD EQUAL PROTECTION OF THE LAW, BLACK, WHITE, GREEN, YELLOW, RED, BROWN, JUSTICE FOR ALL!

            • DOG WOULD BE CONSIDERED, PROPERTY OF THE OWNER, SHOOTING A DOG WITHOUT, REASON, IS JUST PLAIN, STUPID . . . AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE DOGS!

              • 9TH AMENDMENT, SHOOTING A MAN, ON HIS FRONT PORCH, IS A VIOLATION OF A RIGHT TO PRIVACY, AND THE CASTLE DOCTRINE . . . A MAN'S HOME, IS HIS CASTLE, AND YOU ARE NOT INVITED ON "HIS" PROPERTY, NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, WITHOUT A WARRANT!  THERE IS AN EXPECTATION OF PRIVACY, IN ANYTHING, THAT IS CONSIDERED, YOUR PROPERTY, INCLUDING A RENTAL!  FUCK THE PATRIOT ACT SHIT!  YOU WILL ONLY BRING GRIEF TO YOURSELF, YOUR PARTNER, YOUR DEPARTMENT AND YOUR CITY, WITH THAT DUMB ASS, ATTITUDE, THAT DEALS WITH, TERRORISTS, AND EXTENDING, THE DEFINITIONS, NO MATTER WHO, STRETCHED, DON'T BELONG, TO CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES!  FUCK . . . THERE IS A DIFFERENCE, PROTECTIONS, PRIVILEGES, WE THE PEOPLE HAVE, OVER ANY FOREIGNER, THAT THAT ACT IS INTENDED TO ADDRESS, WITHOUT CITIZENSHIP AND CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT; HOWEVER, THEY DO HAVE SOME PROTECTIONS WHILE IN OUR COUNTRY . . . GET YOUR PROSECUTOR, TO LOOK UP, WHAT THOSE ARE, THAT IS BEYOND MY PAY GRADE, FREE!

                WILL YOU STILL CALL ME SUPER GIRL . . . LOOK MORE LIKE HER, THAN, SUPER WOMAN!  IT IS THAT, ALL AMERICAN GIRL LOOK, BLONDE, BLUE EYES AND FOREVER  21 AGE!  NO I AM PROUD OF MY AGE, LOVE IT, BECAUSE, NOBODY BELIEVES ME!

                GOOD JOB ON YOUR HOMEWORK, 100%

    
    

FUNDERZONE. MOTLEY ZOO. KID ROCK FOR SENATE? FIREPOWER. WOMENRULE. SKUNK BAY & SABRETT HOT DOG RECALL. BONES. 26 MURDERS. ROCK SCHOOL BEING A SUPER HERO. ATHLETE SCHOLAR. 2 BUCKS BETTER. CREATURES GOT WHAT THEY DESERVED. JOAN JET & THE BLACK HEARTS. BUTTLOADS OF PAIN. GOING TO BAT FOR YOUTH. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER. KNOW MORE. DO MORE. DO BETTER. WILD THOUGHT IT. DON'T TOUCH THE DRIVER. WHO'S PLAYING WHO? SKUTTLEBUTT BEER. KEN'S MARKET. GREENWOOD. RUDY'S BARBER SHOP. DIETY DIVINE SKINCARE. CARTOYS. WASHINGTON TRACTOR. JOHN DEERE. I WANT YOU TO WANT ME. GAME OF THRONES: WALTER FRAY . . . STARTS WITH RED WEDDING. YOU KILLED MANY, BUT NOT ALL OF THEM. STOLEN HIS FACE. POISON WINE. KILLING EVERYONE. REVENGE IS SWEET. WINTER HAS COME TO THE HOUSE OF FRAY. BATTLE OF TWO QUEENS. BIG SIS. INSPIRED MILLIONS. BIG SIS. NEW CITY. MAYOR OF BOSS TOWN. ROCKIN' DEBATE TONIGHT. 6:30 PM. MAKE A DIFFERENCE FOR ONE--SOMETIMES MAKES A DIFFERENCE FOR ALL. QUALITY CONTROL MVP. LET'S GIVE'EM SOMETING TO TALK ABOUT. DISRUPTION TRIP DEFENDER. WRECK PARTY RESCUE. BOAR'S HEAD. KICK CITY. GET IN THE GAME. PLAY INDOORS. CHEST BUMPS ALL AROUND. DO THE GUMSHOE. YAKIMA. ELMA. NATIONAL CONCRETE CUTTING. MURDER CHAINSAW: (1) BELLEVUE SUNDAY BUS, 249 SCHEDULED FOR 1:51 PM, BELLEVUE WAY, HOUR LATE? (2) KIRKLAND CROSSING, TIDY CAT (CIA) DRIVER WEARING CLOTH GLOVES, WIPING DOWN, ALL EQUIPMENT, FINGERPRINTS . . . JUST LIKE OUR TWO TIDY CATS, PARKED OUTSIDE MY MOTEL ROOM, IN KALISPELL, MONTANA, BOTH WIPING DOWN, ALL PRINTS OFF THEIR VEHICLES, HANGING AROUND MY DOOR, WITH 100 OR MORE PARKING SPACES, IN THE MIDDLE OF JULY 4TH, INDEPENDENCE DAY, WHEN, ALL OTHER MOTEL GUESTS ARE GONE . . . CRAZY AIR CONDITIONER, REMOTE CONTROL BOMB, FANTASY DOUBLE, ASSASSIN, LOADING GLOCK! SAME M.O. PLATEX GLOVES THE DAY BEFORE, NOW CLOTH? CLEAN FREAK. ANAL RETENTIVE. GERMOPHOBE. OTHERWISE NORMAL? (3) SHERIFF VEHICLE, WAITING IN BUS TERMINAL. (4) EARLY EXIT FROM NORMAL ROUTINE, GETTING OFF AT WESTLAKE . . . GOT OFF AT 9TH RATHER THAN 3RD. ELEVATOR TO PLATFORM. (5) SHERIFF LEAVES BUS BAY . . . I PRACTICE THE ART OF DELAY . . . AS IMPORTANT AS EARLY EXIT. (6) VERIFY, VERIFY, VERIFY, DIET COKE, TWINKIE, CHIPS . . . YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT, EBT OR FOOD STAMPS CARD, WASHINGTON STATE, ENDING #4403, ROUGHLY 3:00 TO 3:30 PM. (6) WALKED DOWN 9TH TO FIND PLACE TO SNACK, RELAX IN THE SHADE . . . NICE GRANITE BLOCKS, IN FRONT OF THE SEATTLE POLICE DEPARTMENT . . . MAYBE NOT A GOOD IDEA. (7) CROSSED THE STREET TO STARBUCKS, CLOSED FOR SUNDAY, WITH HUGE ASS SURVEILLANCE CAMERA, KATTY CORNER, FROM COP SHOP, BELIEVE HYATTE HOTEL? (7) WHITE SEDAN PULLED UP, AGENT LOOKING DUDE, PULLED UP, LOOKED AROUND, COUPLE, WITH BABY, SITTING AT THE COP SHOP . . . HE WALKED ACROSS THE STREET, LOOKED AT ME, THEN, GOT IN HIS CAR, CALLED SOMEONE OR WAS ON PHONE, I LOOKED AT HIM SEVERAL TIMES, SMELLING SOMETHING FISHY WAS UP . . . HE DROVE AWAY, COP WALKED OUT OF THE MPD, WITH PAPERS, LOOKED AT HIM, HE CAME MY WAY, THEN, TURNED, AND WENT ACROSS THE STREET, UP, 8TH, I BELIEVE. (8) I DECIDED TO CHECK CELL PHONE TO SEE IF BATTERY WAS IN--SCREAM IT WAS--TOOK OUT THE BATTERY; (9) RIGHT AROUND THAT TIME, SIRENS, STARTED SCREAMING CLOSE BY, ONE OR TWO COP SUV'S, BIKE COPS, CAME TO THE STATION . . . ALL PASSED ME, AT STARBUCKS; (10) TOOK MY TIME, WALKING ALONG VIRGINIA, GENERALLY, EITHER GO TO MCDONALD'S TO WATCH NEWS, GET A DIET COKE, BUT, WANTED TO PRESERVE, BUS PASSES, BASED ON TIME, HAMMOND HOUSE, WAS DISCONTINUING, GIVING THEM TO RESIDENTS, SO I WAS BEING JUDICIOUS WITH TIME . . . NEEDED TO BE ON BUS BACK TO GREENWOOD BY AT LEAST 5, TO AVOID WASTING A TICKET, PRECIOUS COMMODITY .. . NOTICED TWO COP VEHICLES, ON VIRGINIA, LIGHTS FLASHING, SIDE BY SIDE, BUT THERE DIDN'T APPEAR TO BE ANY ACTION? I DECIDED TO CROSS THE STREET, JUST AS ONE, DROVE, AWAY, RIGHT AFTER I CROSSED THE STREET, KNOWING THAT ONCE ON VIRGINIA, IT WAS A ONE-WAY STREET, AND THEY COULDN'T COME AFTER ME; (11) MADE IT, COP SUV, CROSSED, STREET, RIGHT AFTER ME, THE OTHER WAS STILL SITTING THERE, WITH THE PASSENGER DOOR OPEN . . . NOTHING HE COULD DO, BUT DRIVE ON THE SIDEWALK! (12) DECIDED TO STOP BY SOUND COMMUNITY BANK, MY BANK, THAT HAS FUCKED ME OVER, SINCE GETTING AN ACCOUNT THERE, JUST TO SEE WHAT FEW DOLLARS, BETWEEN $4.00 AND $6.00 AS I RECALL . . . TOOK EVERYTHING OUT EITHER IN PURCHASE OR CASH, TO STOP FRAUD, LAST GOVERNMENT BENEFITS PAY PERIOD, ON THE 3RD . . . ALWAYS, A RISK . . . THERE WAS SOME, TALL BLONDE, DOUBLE TALLER, STANDING, IN GOD INTEL STYLE, STANDING, NEAR BY, THAT COPS AND BANKERS, EVEN THOUGH I WAS THE ONE WHO SET UP THE ACCOUNT, SQUIRREL SHIT SINCE DAY ONE . . . NO TEMP CARD, HAVE TO CALL THEM TO CHANGE PIN, 10 DAYS TO GET PERMANENT CARD? MONEY GOING FROM SOCIAL SECURITY TO MY ACCOUNT, BLOCKED, MONTH BEFORE, BLOCKED ALTOGEHTER . . . NOW, MAY BE RACHEL SOUTHWICK HICKY, HAD AN ACCOUNT, WITH THE BANK, WAY BACK WHEN, WITH HER HUSBAND CHRISTIAN HICKEY, FROM BELLEVUE, WHERE THEY LIVED, BUT, WITH ALL THE BANKS, WHO KNOW? BUT, I AM THE ONE, WHO SET UP THE BANK, AND HAVE THE CHIP CARD, ENDING IN #1729! SURE AS SHIT, I COULD NOT GET THE BANK TO TAKE MY CARD, REJECTED, REJECTED, REJECTED! THE FEDS, FAMILY, MOB, COPS HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET MY SOCIAL SECURITY FOR 17 YEARS, BECAUSE, IT CONNECTS ME TO MY LIFE, KIDS, CAREER, AND PICK'S DISEASE, THAT THEY SAID I HAD, AFTER THEY POISONED ME AND FIGURED THAT I WOULD DIE . . . THEY ALSO, TOOK, THE $3,000 PER MONTH, I GOT AS A PRIVATE INSURANCE, THROUGH THE UTAH MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, THAT AS UNDER PAUL REVERE, TO LAST THROUGH THE REST OF MY LIFE, THE INSURANCE THAT PUSHED OR DEMANDED THAT I ALSO, GET SOCIAL SECURITY, UNTIL DEATH! MOTIVE TO KILL? MY FATHER HAS KEPT THE $3,000 PER MONTH, FOR THE LAST 15 YEARS. NICE LITTLE NEST EGG. HE WAS ALWAYS BITCHING AND MOANING, THAT I DIDN'T DESERVE IT, THAT, I HADN'T WORKED LONG ENOUGH . . . WELL, I DIDN'T POISON MYSELF . . . HE HAS COLLECTED, PROBABLY ABOUT $500,000 BY NOW! IN ADDITION TO THE BILLIONS FROM CASES, BLOGS AND MUSIC, BOOKS OF KIDS! MOBBING, SCHEMING, DREAMING OF TAKING OVER THE WORLD! LITERALLY, WITH THE MORMON CHURCH, CONTROL OVER THE INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY, THE LANGUAGE SCHOOL FOR THE MILITARY, AND PUTTING A MOBSTER IN OFFICE, ALL CONNECTED TO MY CASES, AND MONEY, THAT BOUGHT, THEM A CHANCE TO PLAY IN THE GAME OF THRONES, TAKING IT AWAY FROM ME, TO BECOME PART OF THE ELITE, IN AMERICA . . . STAY AMERICA! SO, WITH ME TAKING DOWN THE ONE WORLD ORDER, THAT FUCKED UP THEIR PLANS, SO THEY, JUST STOLE MY FACE, MY RESUME, KIDS, MONEY, CREDENTIALS, TO PUT THEMSELVES, IN THE POSITION, I EARNED BEING IN, EVEN AFTER BEING, POISONED, AND PLAYING THE COME BACK KID, SHOCKING THE WORLD WITH, THE LARGEST TWO CIVIL RIGHT CASES, 1983, BY ABOUT 300%, THAT THE UNITED STATES HAD EVER SEEN, WITH THE NEW YORK INVESTMENT NEWS, BLASTING THE CASE TO 100,000 FINANCIAL PLANNERS AND THEIR ATTORNEYS, PUTTING ME, TOP DOG OF THE SECURITIES WORLD, AND CIVIL RIGHT DEFENSE! VERIFY, VERIFY, VERIFY . . . SECOND TO LAST LINE, JANUARY 17, 2010, "NO BIG LOVE IN UTAH!" WORD PLAY, ON POLYCLINIC, OF BRETT AND KAY, REWARD FOR COPS, CHRISTAN, MORMON, MUSLIM, IS ALL THOSE VIRGINS! RIGHT! WRONG . . . EQUAL PROTECTION, TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME! PROFESSIONALS. IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE. DIDN'T FOOL ME PASSED, HELLO! LOL. INTERESTING, LOCAL WRECKS ON THE NEWS TODAY . . . JEEP (RACHEL USED TO DRIVE ONE, OR HER DAUGHTER STEPHANIE) RAN INTO GAS PUMP AND OTHER CAR, ON FEDERAL WAY! LOL. BMW, THE CAR OF WASHINGTON, DC, AND FEDS, CONNECTED TO A DEADLY HIT & RUN. CIA CLUSTERFUCK! REDHAWK. I HAVE MODIFIED, MY TRAINING, ON THE CONSTITUTION . . . COPS DON'T DESERVE ME OR MY TIME, BUT THE TAX PAYERS, THEY JUST COST, $15 MILLION IN SEATTLE, SWAT, FOOPAH, DO . . . BRING IT ON! HOW LONG DO YOU THINK, THAT, CITIES, CAN CONTINUE TO PAY FOR YOUR FUCK UPS? FUCK, $15 MILLION WOULD HAVE BOUGHT, A SHIT LOAD OF SCHOOL IMPROVEMENTS, CITY STREETS IMPROVEMENTS, AND GENERAL PUBLIC WORKS DEVELOPMENTS! IF THERE IS ONE GROUP, WHO CAN COUNTER, THE POWER OF THE UNIFIED, POLICE FORCE, OR THE FRATERNAL ORDER OF THE POLICE, ALL ABOUT POLITICS, FOLKS, IS THE 4TH BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT, WE THE PEOPLE . . . I WILL TELL YOU HOW LAW ENFORCEMENT, UNDER THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION, SHOULD HAVE CONDUCTED BUSINESS, COMPARED TO WHAT THEY DID, UNDER WHAT AUTHORITY, THE PATRIOT ACT, WHERE, THEY ARE LETTING RUSSIANS, RIGHT IN THE OVAL OFFICE, FIRING FBI DIRECTORS, SCREAMING FOR MORE MONEY FOR TERRORISM PREVENTION, WHILE ALLOWING ALL THE TERRORIST, TO DO THEIR DIRTY DEEDS, EVEN WITH ALL OF THEM ON THE "TO WATCH LIST" WHILE THEY ARE WATCHING ME . . . NOT A HOMEGROWN TERRORIST, ENEMY COMBATANT, NOR ENEMY OF THE STATE, BUT, JUST A BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK, WITH A HUGE ASS STICK TO STICK COPS, WHO VIOLATE CITIZENS' RIGHT WITH . . . WHEN THE STUDENTS ARE READY, THE TEACHER WILL APPEAR! YESTERDAY WOULD INDICATE THAT, THE COPS, ARE NOT WILLING, NOR READY TO GIVE UP, THEIR FANTASY DOUBLE, THE TALL BITCH, THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT . . . THEY DON'T WANT SOME ONE SMARTER THAN THEY ARE! SAD. YOU WANT SOMEONE FROM THE PEANUT GALLERAY, OR SOMEONE WHO SERVED, PEANUTS AND COKE IN THE SKY TO TRAIN YOU? THAT EXPLAINS, EVERYTHING . . . THERE WAS ALSO, A WOMAN, PREGNANT, NONETHELESS, WHO WAS GUNNED DOWN, 7 BULLETS, KILLING HER, THE WOMAN WHO WAS WORRIED ABOUT, A ROBBER, FOUND PANICKED AND HOLDING A KNIFE, SO THE OFFICERS, SHOT HER, WITH, KIDS IN THE OTHER ROOM? WHAT THE FUCK . . . SORRY, BOYZ AND GIRLZ, OF LAW ENFORCEMENT, I WASN'T GONIG TO MENTION THAT, BUT, FUCK, YOU WANNA TOUCH THE DRIVER OF THIS BLOG, YOU ARE GOING TO GET THE IRE, OF FUCKING WITH ME, FOR 20 GOD DAMNED, YEARS! FANTASIES BELONG IN THE BEDROOM BOYZ, NOT IN THE BOARDROOM OR TRAINING ROOM, AND THESE TWO INCIDENTS, THE $15 MILLION PAYMENT FOR WRONGUF

I GOT IT BAD, GOT IT BAD, GOT IN BAD . . . I'M HOT FOR TEACHER!  BAD MEDICINE IS WHAT I NEED!  FRIENDS TELL FRIENDS, WHAT THEY NEED TO HEAR, NOT WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR!  LEARN TO DISTINGUISH BETWEEN WHAT, IS A WANT, FANTASY, AND WHAT IS A NEED, BAD ASS TEACHER!

Last week when, I left, Missouala, Montana, after, almost being assassinated, in Kalispell, Montana, there was a, presentation, sponsored by someone, at the Missoula Children's Theater entitled something like, Law Enforcement After the Ferguson Effect.  I believe this was, held on Thursday night, the 6th, of July, and I wanted to attend . . . possible reason for the amped up heat on me, leaving, sooner, than I wanted to, on the 3rd, only to resurface, in Seattle, just in time, to catch the news, on the pregnant mom, shooting, and the $15 million dollar award for damages, based on a SWAT killing, all three blacks, with not a thought, of Black Lives Matter, often seen by cops, councils, politicians, as a hindrance against cops, preventing them from doing their jobs?  I recall, in the last 6 months, hearing the Chicago cops, lamenting, the fact that the Ferguson Effect was creating problems for them, doing their jobs, and a female cop, stopped, from shooting, someone who attacked her, worried about what the media or social media might do, had she shot, the dude that attacked her. 

I think this sentiment, shows, where the mindset of law enforcement now days, has, gone to, and I believe, that it is a direct result of the Patriot Act Effect . . . taking away, citizens constitutional and civil rights, all for national security, allowing cops, to be kings and queens of the streets, using self-protection, of the system and cops, cop rules and justice, rather than, finding, pride, in serving and protecting their communities, and their citizens, treating, WE THE PEOPLE as the enemy, while, terrorists, on to watch lists, or cyber spies, Russians, who have been long time enemies, are walking and cavorting, freely, among, top leaders in the country, who vowed to protect, us through, national security, and cyberwarfare!  The freedoms for law enforcement, and a loosening of constitutional rights, and prohibitions on cops, were taken off for terrorists in our midst, not, for citizens, yet we have, somehow, reversed, that, freedom, to go after particularly, blacks, and using, traditional, self-defense, mantras, justifying, the use of lethal force, of citizens, by saying, that officers were in in fear of eminent death or serious bodily injury! 

This excuse for force and execution, of blacks, has reached almost comical, and irrational, use, when, some, cop, or cops, with badges, guns drawn, protected by law, and firepower, turn their guns, on victims, who are simply asking for help with a broken down, car, or have a standard traffic ticket, or, give cops a call for help, to protect their homes! who are unarmed, not threatening, and scared shitless, in fear of the cops!  Fuck, I have PTSD, so, what is the average, black man, in particular, thinking, wondering, and now in fear of their lives, just seeing cop, but being reliant on law enforcement to protect them against, thieves, and predators, that, threaten their own safety . . . if cops are afraid of blacks, who the fuck is to protect them?  Someone, asked me, how I thought, we could fix the country . . . my answer, is simply, to start, to follow, your oaths of office, prioritizing, rights, freedoms, liberties, protections, privileges, that have made this country great, for 240 years, plus!  Believe me, it is not, just law enforcement, that needs this training, but, now, Silicone Valley, Uber, Fox News, and our President, because of sexual discrimination, harassment, violations of due process, and equal protections, it is all related, and has foundation in constitutional principles!

I am a hands on teacher, relevancy, is what, makes people learn, and so this is the perfect timing, for Seattle, just a day or two after, the huge ass damages, came out in the paper.  I am going to take the title, the facts, and, the one paragraph, that, the news reporters, used to summarize, what SWAT did wrong, and what the money was based on . . . my guess, is that, almost everything on the list, starting with, unreasonable search and seizure, has some connection with the Bill of Rights, or some statutory, law, that, is based on, those rights, found in the Constitution, that every, cop, prosecutor, judge, elected official, military member, and almost anyone, serving in the public arena, takes and oath, to, to, and this will vary, but only slightly, from profession to profession, to preserve, protect and defend, the United States Constitution, to the best of your ability!  That does not suggest PERFECTION . . . we are all human, we all make mistakes, but we can all do better, and if we know more, we can do more and we can do better!

BRING IT ON!

Jury awards more than $15M to family of unarmed black man killed by SWAT sniper in Fife

The Seattle Times--July 14, 2017

A federal jury found police violated the rights of 30-year-old Leonard Thomas when a family argument escalated into a siege that ended when, Thomas was shot by a sniper in front of his 4 year old son.

RAISING THE BAR

Pierce County SWAT leader, said, that the shot that killed Thomas on the front porch of his Fife home, with his 4-year-old son, clasp in his arms, as a "frickin' million dollar shot."

A unanimous federal jury, for the Thomas family and estate on EVERY COUNT: unreasonable seizure, excessive force, deprivation of family relationship, using explosives to breach the home, unreasonable killing of the family dog, false arrest, negligent investigation and causing server emotional distress.

This is ANY CITY U.S.A., and Many have Paid Out, multi-million dollar settlements . . . The question for tax payers, is how long, can we afford, to let our police departments, play these dangerous games?  How long will we allow, citizens' right, constitutional, civil, and human, rights to be violated?

HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT

Dare to Do: Know More. Do More. Do Better!

Take the list of counts, the federal jury found, against the cop shot, go either in book form, or online, find a copy of the Bill of Rights, and see if you can, match, the violation of rights, with a amendment that was violated . . . the Bill of Rights is found in the Constitution, but, it is probably online, or the web, Internet, listed, alone!

GROWING PAINS . . . YOU WON'T LEARN AS MUCH, IF I DO ALL THE WORK!

P.S., second news story of the day, on newsfeed . . . MINNEAPOLIS POLICE OFFICERS FATALLY SHOOT BRIDE-TO-BE UNDER MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES --Washington Post, Monday, July 17, 2017 (Australian white woman) allegedly made a phone call, to cops, that she thought someone was breaking in her home . . . as friends, say, the woman, approached the officers in their car, and she was shot through the window?