UNMASK! FLASH MOB! . . . SILLY, SEXY, SMART, ADULT . . . WET HOT AMURICAN CABARET, SHOWING EVERY MONDAY NIGHT THROUGH AUG. 31--CHICAGO, RING OF FIRE, BIG FISH . . . WHITEFISH THEATER COMPANY! YOUNG HEARTS STAY FREE! WHITEFISH HOSTEL . . . YOU WILL BE SLEEPING WITH MEN--I'M MORE USED TO SLEEPING WITH MEN THAN WOMEN! LOL! NICE PLACE, GREAT PRICES, FUNKY COOL CITY! HUGE SOCK & DUFFLE BAG BLOWOUT! JACK THE RIPPER, SCOTT THE DOOMSDAY PROPHET, FEELING A MORAL DUTY TO STRAIGHTEN OUT ALL THE "CRAZIES" THE TRUMPSTER IS BRINGING OUT THE CLOSETS! LOL! THE CONSTITUTIONAL GENIUS WHO THINKS THAT HE HAS A RIGHT TO CRIMINALLY CHARGE THE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH, WITH TREASON, AND IS PERMITED UNDER THE CONSTITUTION TO KILL ALL HIS BLOODLINE! IT DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER, AFTER TELLING HIM HE WAS READING THE TREASON CLAUSE WRONG . . . OH, HELL HE WAS! LOL! WACKO! THE BUS DRIVER OF THE WHITEFISH TO KALISPELL ROUTE, TURNING IN HIS RESIGNATION, DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS . . . HE IS TALKING ABOUT ME, CROSSING THE LINE BETWEEN MY DUTY TO PROTECT, DEFEND AND PRESERVE THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES, TO ARGUING WITH A MADMAN, WHO BASICALLY IS GIVING PRESIDENT OBAMA GODHOOD STATUS, AS BEING THE SOLE PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD! LOL! QUITE THE HONOR THERE!

Mob Flash!  Jack the Ripper and Scott the Sodom & Gamorah Prophet!

I have travelled far and wide, in the last few months, and who do I see, just seconds after getting off the shuttle in Whitefish, Montana?  Jack the Ripper, whom I have been avoiding for the last two years, being the first person I met, upon arriving in the Flathead Valley and Kalispell, Montana, back in the fall of 2012, just days before the presidential elections between Mitt Romney, he being a staunch Republican, and President Obama, me hating Mitt Romney!  I didn't know Jack at the time, so I am to be excused . . . he claims that his ex-wives, are a former Ambassador to Ireland, and heir to Pennsylvania water money, and their three children are worth, about $50 million a piece--to lend some credit to his claims, his son, was one of CNN's Top Ten People in the World--mommy's money, perhaps; and his second wife, a psychologist, mother of his last child, and a good one by his standards, which is not saying much, reminded him of me . . . and now that I know him, that is not saying much either.  

Jack or John, officially, comes across as rather polished, and a gentleman, until it comes to tits and ass, and then he behaves much like the typical 9th grader, as a common friend and associate said, as he commented on every woman's anatomy as they walked passed him!  Screammmmmmmm!  I finally broke him of the habit, by telling him that the only reason he didn't talk like most adults do, is because, he had nothing worthy of saying or listening to, he is now reading the Economist or so he claims, and seems to have avoided female body parts, for the most part, since that fateful day, back a few years ago . . . with my very blunt statement, coming as a shock to this 74, now, year old man, while he was in the hospital, back in 2013, at the Brennen House, up at the Kalispell Regional Medical Center, then later moved, for sexually harassing the nursing staff so bad, that they moved him out to some rehabilitation center out in Whitefish, and I am sure the female staff has never been the same since!  LOL!

Jack is a Gambling Man

Last election cycle, he said, just minutes before President Obama was re-elected, and we got in a huge ass political debate, while outside the Historical School Museum where there was suppose to be wine and cheese tasting, and a bipartisan viewing of election results; however, he and Jack never made it in, and sat in the parking lot, in front of the party, arguing.  Finally, Jack was so mad, and said he was afraid, that I would make a seen, if Obama lost; therefore, he would wait in the car, as I ventured in, after telling him, if Mitt Romney won, I was taking up arms, riding with the Montana militia, the First Responders, and going to war with the United States, with six-shooters blazing!  LOL!  His last words, were, on that fateful night for him and the Republicans, was . . . sure that Romney would win . . . JoAnn, what are you going to do, when the electorate has spoken and they have elected Mitt Romney?  

By that time, I was so sick of him, that I said, what are you going to do, when the opposite happens?  He didn't respond, thinking that chance of that happening, were neal to none!  LOL . . . oh, these smug Republicans!  Jack, who has his $1400 per month Social Security monthly allotment gone to the local casinos, within 3 days, if he is lucky to hold onto it that long, wages a bet with me . . . in fact, that is how me met, he jumped into a political debate with me and a former friend, who knew me from Salt Lake City, Utah, actually, I had not only been her apartment manager in Holiday, Utah, but she had interviewed me, when I was an assistant attorney general, working in the Criminal Enforcement Division of the Utah Attorney Generals Office!

Doing the Victory Dance

Right as I got out of the car . . . yes, I have owned many cars and a truck in the past, before I sued the government, and walked up the stairs, that led to a landing, with a single old fashioned light bulb hanging from the overhang, a woman, with her head hung, said, you may as well not go in, it is over . . . what is over?  The election, and I am not sure if she was happy or sad, but I waited with baited breath, to see who was going to win the bet, between me and Jack the Ripper?  She said, Obama won again . . . GREAT!  And I knew that Jack was watching me from the car, on that cool, November night, because he had also asked me to marry him and was obsessed with me, and he still is--and for good reason, that I will refrain from telling you about at this time, not on topic, think title, lol, just like then, yesterday, he said, he saw the sheriff driving around and I can protect you--he is either mob or a very connected fed to make that offer and claim, in the past, that has appeared to be true . . . his son-in-law, is a 6'7" Romainian, with a Russian mafia name, Dimetri, and he didn't recognize him, when he mysteriously came to town, right after we met!

So, as this lady, head bowed, gave me the news, I started dancing, singing, making over exaggerated smiles and arm movement under that sole hanging light!  LOL!  I jumped in the car, and as obnoxiously as I am known to be, I said, well, the electorate has spoken and President Obama has been re-elected . . . that announcement came as a shock, that both Jack and the whole entire state of Utah, and the worldwide Mormon Church, couldn't accept, if it ever has, for about an entire three months, with a hushed silence falling on all believers!  LOL!  As I rounded the corner, to go onto Main Street in downtown Kalispell, my car, suddenly ran out of gas, and died.  I was so happy, about the elections, I didn't care.  Jack offered to go get gas . . . and he was so pissed that he never came back, left me sitting with a cop, who shared the news and excitement with me, and took the opportunity to sit behind me for an hour, waiting for Jack to return, making sure that a car didn't hit me from behind . . . nice guy, never got to thank him, even thanked him for calling the tow truck, costing Jack and by this time, Dimetri, $150, because, in addition to Jack leaving me stranded with a cop behind me . . . he had papers he needed to give Dimetri that were in my car!

Yesterday . . . Same Bull Shit, Different Elections!  Not Bothering with the Gambling Man!

After Jack told me he could protect me, and I said, I didn't want him or his protection, a black BNSF railroad SUV, came driving by very slowly, and I realized that this was likely as set up, with Jack being brought into be the indentifier, so the hit men would know who I am . . . on the first Thanksgiving I met Jack, just weeks after the elections, the twining with Shelley started to take place, or had already, from even before I met Jack, or he was brought in specifically to meet me, and cover Shelley's fat, fake ass . . . taking credit for my work, that I mentioned yesterday, going to the meeting on the documentary, Code of the West, on the history of medidal marijuana raids and legislative fights in Montana, starting in Whitefish . . . maybe the reason, Jack went to convalesce in Whitefish, in the early days . . . mob, stole my son's music, couldn't have another JoAnn S. Secrist, so he covered for Shelley then, and now!  Hacker queen is trying to get on, or has, there are dotted boxes, smaller than the "publish" and "save" boxes, so she is trying to protect her and Jack's asses, mob, married . . . I believe, and she is claiming to be me, has since day one in Whitefish, UNMASKING the bitch!  LOL!

God's Revolver money, back in the day, now, The DITCH & the DELTA, "WE RUST" money now!  How in the hell do you think, Jack's kids, got $50 million each?  How did Rachel's daughter, Emily, get a HOUSE?  That dumb little elfin bitch couldn't hold down a job for even a day, she was fired the first day on a job, back the last time I visited with Rachel and Kay, in Cove, Utah!  Come on . . . Shelley has not had a viable job for years!  That is until she morphed into me, with the help of the Mormons, the Mob and the Men in Black, all benefactors of my son, Elliot's music, my cases, or my blog!  On the way up to Kali, the shuttle bus driver . . . just mistakenly wrote, BUSH!and that about says it all, but, we passed a cool gas station called, and symbolic, JOE BLOGZ . . . and so I do, this is all about cover, Shelley or Jelley aka Me, has been being me, since I was poisoned back in 2000!  She is a biology major, and worked for a pharmecutical company . . . connect the dots!  And if the music is not enough to convince you, maybe my $357 million securities lawsuit will . . . Mitt and crew, used Shelley, Kay, and Rachel, all playing me at various times to get the money for Mitt's campaign!  Girlz, Girlz, Girlz and Talking TOYS for the BOYZ!

The First Thanksgiving . . . The Intended Hit!

In 2012, after the case had been stolen, in March, with Kay and Mitt, meeting, the day after, U.S. Magistrate, now if you can call him that, Justice or Judge, Clark Waddoups, just up and closed a case, that I had won, every which way but Sunday, back dated March 26, 2012, while I was up in Helena, Montana, picking out a house and a small ranch, on the banks of Houser Lake, going to do Hobby Lobbying up at the Montana Legislature, and raise bulls, to compete, as my new avocation, until I returned to Utah, March 28, 2012, to find that just out of the blue, when the judge could not convince me that I needed to start the Brock securities case over, which I sued under federal civil rights statutes and constitutional law violations, not under the state civil rights, needing to give the state of Utah notice, and file a claim, plus start in a state court, rather than a federal court . . . nice try judge, but not listening to him, knowing full well, that this type of case had to be filed in federal court, dealing with a federal question, so in the jurisdiction of that level of court, not a state court issue, and having written several briefs, addressing all the judge's issues . . . not the other side or the government's issues, who had by this time defaulted, and should have lost the whole thing under the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure . . . but he wore the robe, they had already cut the deals, thought the case was over, and I was proving them wrong, so the judge just up and terminated the case without cause, rule of law to back him, nor a legal leg to stand on!

And to top that off, Ms. Kay Burningham, another double, was to meet Mitt Romney in the UK, symbolic, to say the least, showing a documentary, on a Mormon President for the WORLD!  BBC Special . . . getting the picture?  So, the following Thanksgiving, just weeks after the elections, I was sitting outside the casino, on Idaho, next to the Chinese Buffet or Asian Buffet, waiting for Jack to blow all his money.  And I happened to call, Elliot, sure that Greta and Dallas, had planned Thanksgiving Dinner, without me, since they had cooked it, since I had been struck down and poisoned, back in 2000, about the time the two met, and I was not calling my kids much, worried, that the Mormons, mob or Men in Black would start going after my family, as they all have been known to do, and had done to Chris!  But, Elliot, told me that he wasn't going to Greta's for Thanksgiving dinner, so, I promptly hung up the phone, left Jack in the casino, and headed to Utah, to have dinner with my son, guitarist and vocalist, for the DITCH & the DELTA, now, but, God's Revolver and Maraloka, back then!  I didn't even tell Jack I was going . . . I may appear to be an errant mother, non-involved . . . that is only when I see a child in need, and that is rare, for my four fabulous children, who seem to be doing such a great job, that I rarely set in, even suggesting anything . . . back when I got a divorce, before that, I called them the no maintainence kids, they were so self sufficient, so good, so solid, and so smart, as they are now . . . don't fix something that is not broken!  I had dinner with Elliot, stopped and ate with Chris and Kat, and later travelled to St. George and eat with Greta and Dallas . . . three Thanksgivings are better than one, and so are three kids better than one . . . Nicole was in Virginia, so she was out of the question.

The Bogus Train Ticket and Trip . . . Shelley?

Before Thanksgiving, Jack kept asking me to go back east with him for  Thanksgiving, to meet his family . . . I just blew it off, and he never pushed the trip much, and we were still in Kalipsell, the night before Thanksgiving, so?  Several months later, after Jack, had allegedly gone back east the day after Thanksgiving, he started to talk about how he had purchased me a ticket to go with him, and I refuted that, by telling him, no, he had mentioned it, but had never bought the tickets, and never made final plans . . . he, to my shock insisted that he bought me tickets, now this is where I could have been framed and that was brought back to me, as both a white and black SUV, with orange train stripes on the back, kept cruising by, slowly, but surely, both last night and also, this morning, as I did what I always do, error on the side of safety, there were things that gave me reason to worry, last night, after checking into the Whitefish Hostel.

On, my second trip back up to Kalispell, I believe, before I met Jack, but after I attended the October showing of "Code of the West" at the Whitefish Library, I remember pulling into the Kalispell Walmart, up near where the campers and trailers are, and I was going to take an hour or two to sleep, having driven all night, and getting there about 2:00 A.M., but as I got ready to settle down to sleep a few winks, I noticed, 4 cops cars, screaming through the parking lot of Walmart!  As is generally the case, there is nothing of note going on, but, I am there, and their activities, appear to have something to do with me, eventhough, I am not doing anything wrong!  But, I took note, and slowly pulled out of the top part of the parking lot, without them noticing me, and headed for Whitefish, where I was somewhat familiar, thinking I could ditch the heat, that appeared to be on my tail!

Big Ass SUV, White, Same One . . . T-Boned Me In Gas Station Parking Lot! Followed Me to Library!

For a long time, I have wondered, if I had been framed for something, and that something seemed to maybe connected to the train?  I know that on one occasion, I tried to call the AMTRAK Station in Whitefish, and once I accidentially, or maybe an NSA fuck up, got the AMTRAK cops!  I didn't even kniow they had train cops!  LOL!  But, this particular night, was at least 8 months before I ever took the train!  Jack had always told me how cool it was, and so, after my Taurus was blown up by a pipebomb in Salt Lake City, on New Years Day, or in January of 2013, and being about May of 2013, I tried to buy a new car, and was stopped at about 4 dealers, and what was strange, is that Eisengers, where I started, actually pulled into the parking lot and ran in while I was about to sign the final paperwork for a little red Focus, but was, after the person from Eisengers, stopped the transaction and pulled the sales guy aside, the loan was then denied, but was going through with flying colors up to that point, I finally got on a train, for the first time and went to Washington, D.C., to visit Nicole, George and family!

That is when I met, Miles Thorton III, one of my black lovers, told me he was above the CIA, and wanted me to go to a safe house, seeing about 7 agents on the train, as I also had noticed . . . I was going back after threatening to Senator Hatch, a player, on the Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act!

But, jumping back to my second visit, now November, meeting Jack on the bus, again, after seeing cops, cruising through the Walmart parking lot, with me sitting in the car with no money and no gas, being a sitting target, noticing the Eagle Transit Bus . . . that, luckily for this chick who didn't read the wrap still on the bus, I noticed the FREE word on the bus, not the FREE checking to Glacier Bank!  I avoided the cops and jumped on the bus for the first time, to get the hell out of dodge!  Just like the second trip . . . that could have been after the elections, but the same time and trip, but a few days later!  But, back to the strange behavior of the white train SUV, not AMTRAK, but BNFS, or whatever, that pulled up, to my Navy blue Taurus . . . my Ford Ranger, had been taken back in June, and I got this car from a guy in Great Falls, Mike Hall, but I think I talked to him and the cops purchased the car, and they showed up, instead of him, so they could keep control of the car, and put a GPS tracking system on the car, after the U.S. Supreme Court, in USA v. Jones, the case that Justice Scalia read the day I was sworn into the bar and court, January 23, 2012, so earlier that year . . . connecting dots, cases, $357 million, houses, vehicles, but anyway, after being chased in the Walmart parking lot, I went to the first gas station in Whitefish or as you come to Whitefish, that is on the right hand side, and open all night . . . got a Diet Coke and a Wall Street Journal . . . actually, running out of gas, and going to  Whitefish, was before I met Jack, making the appearance and slow driving of both these vehicles very strange yesterday and this morning . . . but, when I came out of the store, I was shocked to see the white SUV, same one, pulled right up to my car, T-Boning me, and with its brights on, shining right into the car . . . I just got in the car, and DROVE off, but it followed me, ditched him, behind some bushes, symbolic too, at the library, that I had been to, just a few days or weeks before . . . I had been chased in Montana, since the day I told the Whitefish Library crew, ACLU, and medical marijuana people . . . and it has never stopped!

Gotta Go . . . Time is Up at Kali Library . . . INTERESTING CONNECTIONS!   

WHAT IS WORSE THAN A ROTTEN OR BAD EGGS? BOILED EGGS! RAT'S NEST IN HAIR + HARD BOILED EGGS = GETTING THE HELL TO WHITEFISH, OUT OF DODGE, MISSOULA! LOL! WHITEFISH LIBRARY FIRST POLITICAL SPLASH I MADE IN THE TREASURE STATE . . . OCTOBER 2012, DOCUMENTARY ON MEDICAL MARIJUANA RAIDS, LEGISLATION, PTA MOMS, STATISTICS, GUNS . . . "CODE OF THE WEST" WITH ACLU DIRECTOR OVERSEEING THE PRESENTATION OF THE FILM, DISCUSSION, AND CONNECTING CONCERNED CITIZENS! SEVERAL PEOPLE IN THE CROWD, WERE MARIJUANA GROWERS WHO HAD BEEN RAIDED, CHARGED, TRIED OR PLED OUT, AND WERE AWAITING SENTENCING! I HAD NO IDEA WHO WAS IN THE CROWD, BUT I OFFERED SOME OFTHE THINGS THAT I HAD DONE IN UTAH, LIKE CONTACTING THE U.S. ATTORNEY GENERAL'S OFFICE, ABOUT COPS ACTUALLY GROWING MARIJUANA, IN THREE UTAH COUNTIES: (1) WASHINGTON COUNTY, PINE MOUTAIN; (2) IRON COUNTY, SHIRT'S CANYON; AND (3) GARFIELD COUNTY . . . ALWAYS, ALLEGEDLY DISCOVERED BY A HUNTER OR HIKER, WITHOUT EVER ANY SUSPECTS--THAT IS BECAUSE THE COPS WERE GROWING IT AND SELLING IT TO MEDICAL MARIJUANA STATES, WHO COULDN'T KEEP IT IN SUPPLY; HOWEVER, JUST ONE PROBLEM--IT IS NOT LEGAL IN UTAH, NEITHER FOR MEDICAL OR RECREATIONAL PURPOSES! AFTER THAT, I WAS STALKED, TRACKED, AND ALLEGEDLY DIED, JUST OUTSIDE OF MISSOULA, WHERE I ALLEGEDLY DIED! LOL! STILL ALIVE AND KICKING, TO THE CONSTERNATION OF EVERY COP IN THE NATION! . . . FULL CIRCLE OF FUN--UP TO AND INCLUDING TODAY! I COULD FEEL THE HEAT, LIKE I ALWAYS CAN, AND THE COPS DON'T DO WELL TO HIDE THEIR PURSUIT OF ME, ILLEGAL AS IT IS! AFTER A STING OP AT THE FRESH MARKET, ON SATURDAY, TWO DREAMS, BOTH ABOUT THE SHERIFFS EITHER WAITING FOR ME AT THE THREE EXITS AT THE POVERELLO PALACE, OR STOPPING ME ON THE STREET TO QUESTION ME, WITHOUT PROBABLE CAUSE, WHICH IS NECESSARY UNDER THE 4TH AMENDMENT FOR THE COPS TO STOP, DETAIN AND QUESTION ME . . . THE DREAM ENDED PROMPTLY, NO PC! I WAS GLAD TO SEE A RECENT ARREST IN MISSOULA, WHERE THE COPS ACTUALLY MENTIONED THAT THEIR WAS PROBABLE CAUSE TO DO WHAT THEY DID! GOOD JOB! SEE YOU CAN TEACH OLD DOGS NEW TRICKS! LOL! THE RAT'S NEST IN MY HAIR, WAS INDICATIVE OF WHAT WOULD HAPPEN AT BREAKFAST . . . 4 RATS FROM THE POV CAME TO MCDONALD'S FOR BREAKFAST TOO! SURPRISE, SURPRISE, SURPRISE! NOT! I SAW WHAT WAS GONIG ON, LIKE I ALWAYS DO, NOTICED A MOTORCYCLE COP, SNEAKING BEHIND MCD'S, IN THE APARTMENT COMPLEX PARKING LOT, BEHIND MCD'S . . . GUESS I WAS NOT SUPPOSE TO NOTICE! LOL! I MADE SURE THAT I WENT OUT THE BACK DOOR, SO THE RATS WOULDN'T THINK I WAS DITCHING OUT OF TOWN ON THE SHUTTLE OR THE GREYHOUND BUS, WITH THE TERMINAL JUST ACROSS THE STREET. I WALKED UP TO THE CORNER, LIKE I WAS GOING BACK TO THE POV, CUT ACROSS THE STREET, AS THE COP NOTICED AND DROVE AWAY, KNOWING THE STING OP FAILED, BUT MAYBE THEY HAD ANOTHER CHANCE AT GETTING ME, BEFORE I DECIDED TO LEAVE TOWN AGAIN! I CIRCLED UP THROUGH THE BACK ALLEYS AND BUSINESSES, PURCHASED A TICKET UNDER MY MONTANA COWGIRL NAME--WHICH IS A LEGAL NAME THROUGH MY FOURTH MARRIAGE; I PAID WITH CASH, SO THERE WAS NO ELECTRONIC RECORD OF THE TRANSACTION . . . THE CHICK WHO HAS SOLD ME TICKETS BEFORE, WENT TO SAY HI, JOANN, RIGHT AS I TOLD THE OTHER ATTENDANT THAT MY NAME WAS "JO BESS" . . . WHICH LEFT HER WITH A PUZZLED LOOK ON HER FACE, SO I JUST ACTED LIKE I DIDN'T KNOW HER, AND I DON'T WELL--SHE EITHER HAS A VERY GOOD MEMORY, OR THE COPS STOPPED BY TO TELL HER TO ALERT THEM IF I CAME INTO PURCHASE A TICKET, AS JOANN S. SECRIST, WHICH IS WHAT I USUALLY DO, WANTING SOMEONE TO BE ABLE TO TRACE MY LAST STEPS, IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO MY BODY IN ROUTE, TO MY NEXT DESTINATION--NOT THIS TIME--NO BODIES WOULD BE LET! LOL! THE CHICK I KNOW, AND HAVE DEALT WITH FOR AT LEAST TWO YEARS, SINCE MY CAR GOT BLOWN UP WITH A PIPEBOMB, LATER SHOWING UP AROUND KALISPELL AND WHITEFISH, WITH SISTER SHELLEY MORPHING INTO ME, DRIVING MY, IDENTIFYABLE NAVY BLUE FORD TAURUS, WITH CHROME OVER THE WHEELS, HAVING BOUGHT IT FROM A COLLECTOR OF TAURUS', MIKE HALL OF GREAT FALLS! SINCE SO FEW PEOPLE KNEW WHO JOANN WAS, AT THE TIME "CODE OF THE WEST" WAS SHOWING, SHELLEY, BIG SISTER, ALONG WITH BIG BROTHER, THE GOVERNMENT DUDES, SAME ONES TRYING TO TAKE ME DOWN, TO THIS DAY, HAVING FAILED MISERABLY FOR AT LEAST THREE AND A HALF YEARS, HELP HER BE ME, JUMPED RIGHT ON THINGS, BACK IN THE EARLY DAYS OF MY VENTURE TO MONTANA, WITH THE MORMON MAFIA, AND 70% OF THE CIA, FBI, NSA, DIA, AND OTHER FEDERAL COPS, MAKING SURE THAT SHE GETS TO KEEP MY IDENTITY, THAT SHE HAD WORKED SO HARD TO STEAL IN UTAH! CONNECTING MY LIFE FULL CIRCLE, BRINGING IT FROM MY REALY PIONEER DAYS IN MONTANA, TO THE CURRENT DATE, WITH ME SITTING RIGHT HERE IN THE WHITEFISH LIBRARY, AS WE SPEAK, WELL, I WRITE AND YOU READ . . . THE CREATOR AND OWNER OF "HURRAW" LIP BALM, ONE OF THE PRESENTERS AT SENATOR TESTER'S, SMALL BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY WORKSHOP, THAT I WROTE ABOUT, TWO BLOGS AGO, IS FROM NEW YORK ORIGINALLY, BUT LIVES AND WORKS OUT OF WHITEFISH--AND I MUST SAY--THERE IS NOTHING PRETTIER, THAN FLATHEAD LAKE, FLATHEAD VALLEY, AND THE WHITEFISH AREA, I ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT THE FIRST TIME I SAW IT, AND I STILL DO, NICE TO BE HOME! OR IN THE VACINITY! DIG THE HELL OUT OF THIS PLACE, NEED TO GET UP TO GLACIER, MINUS THE INDIAN TRACKERS, THE BLOOD HOUNDS, AND THE FEDS CRAWLING UP MY ASS, BLOCKING MY ATTEMPTS TO DROP OFF A KEY TO A CABIN UP AT SWIFTCURRENT LODGE, WHERE I WAS GONIG TO WORK, BUT GOT PULLED BACK TO HELL BY SOME CLIENTS IN UTAH, WHO I WAS HOPING TO DITCH, BEING UP AT THE MOST REMOTE AREA OF THE PARK, WITHOUT INTERNET AND CELL PHONE SERVICE! WHEN I CAME DOWN TO MY TRAINING AND MY CELL PHONE WORKED AGAIN, SEVERAL OF THEM, CAUGHT ME, AND FLEW ME BACK TO THAT SCORCHING DESERT WITH THE MO MAFIA, COPS, PROSECUTORS, JUDGES, AND THEIR POSSE, THAT TRIED TO KILL ME, AND STILL USE HIGHWAY PATROL, TO TRY TO INTIMIDATE ME AND RUN ME DOWN IN SUBWAY, LIKE IN CEDAR CITY, TWO YEARS AGO, AND U.S. MARSHALS, SHERIFFS AND LOCAL CITY COPS, WHO LAND LIKE FLIES ON SHIT, THE SECOND MY BODY APPEARS ANYWHERE CLOSE TO MY HOUSE AND CABIN, I HAVEN'T SEEN FOR ALMOST THREE YEARS, OR HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GET CLOSE TO AND CHECK UP ON . . . I DID, HOWEVER, WALK BY LAST AUGUST, AND IT BREAKS MY HEART WHAT THEY DID TO THAT DARLING HOUSE, BUILT IN 1864, AS AN OLD FORT TO FIGHT THE INDIANS, AND PROTECT THE SETTLERS, REMODELED A FEW TIMES OF COURSE, WITH ME, JUST SINKING $60K INTO IN THE YEAR AND A HALF, I ACTUALLY LIVED THERE, IN THE HEART OF THE COUNTY I USED FOR $56.7 MILLION, DUE TO CORRUPTION . . . LISTED AS THE "MOST CORRUPT COUNTY IN THE NATION" BACK IN 2010 OR 2011, WHEN I WROTE THE LAWSUIT, REPRESENTING THREE LOCAL KIDS, HAYLEE, THE HOMECOMING QUEEN, SHANE, THE FOOTBALL STAR, AND TRAVIS THE TOWN REBEL, GOING TO LEGALIZE MARIJUANA BY HIMSELF, ALL GETTING SET UP, TRASHED, AND KICKED AROUND BY THE COPS, TRYING TO FIGHT THEM, THEIRSELVES . . . UNTIL I STEPPED IN TO EVEN THE SCORE! AND MY BLOG TELLS THE REST OF THE STORY, ALL CONNECTED TO MY SON, ELLIOT TAYLOR SECRIST'S, BAND, GOD'S REVOLVER, FORMERLY MARALOKA, OLD SCHOOL PARALLAX, AND NOW NEW BAND, "THE DITCH AND THE DELTA" ROCKIN' THE NATION AND WORLD! ALL ABOUT STEALING MONEY, MUSIC, CASES, IDENTITIES, PROMOTING THE FRAUDS, AND TRYING TO KILL THE REAL CREATORS, THE MUSICIANS, THE ATTORNEY, THE WRITERS, THE BRAINS BEHIND THE MONEY, THE PROMOTERS OF THE CONCEPTS AND PRINCIPLES OF THE THINGS THEY LOVE . . . TAKE THAT MONEY AND WATCH IT BURN, THE LESSONS THEY HAVE LEARNED! THERE IS A SIGN ON ONE OF THE BUSES IN MISSOULA, THAT READS . . . "5 DAYS AND DONE" AND I THINK THIS CREW OF LIARS, CHEATERS, COP LOVERS, COP PROMOTERS, WHO HELP STEAL, KILL AND DESTROY, TO GET ILLEGAL AND ILL GOTTEN GAIN, WILL BE AFTER MY ASS AGAIN . . . WITH MO NSA ACCESS, ACCESS, ACCESS TO, EVEN THIS COMPUTER RIGHT HERE, ALREADY SHUTTING IT DOWN ONCE, TELLING ME I HAD 2 MINUTES LEFT, WHEN I HAD ONLY BEEN ON ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF THE ALLOTTED HOUR, THEN TRYING TO ASK IF I WOULD ALLOW THE LIBRARY ADMINISTRATOR ACCESS TO CHANGE THIS BLOG . . . FUCK YOU NSA, SHELLEY, AKA, JOANN, FROM THE SECOND I STEPPED FOOT IN WHITEFISH, PROBABLY UNTIL THIS DAY, YOU WILL THINK SHE IS THE CHICK WHO CAME TO THE SHOWING OF "CODE OF THE WEST"! BUT, NO, IT IS ME, JOANN S. SECRIST, ALIVE AND KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF THESE FUCKERS DAILY! AND LOVING THE HELL OUT OF DOING IT . . . TAKE THAT MONEY AND WATCH IT BURN YOUR SORRY FUCKING ASSES! PRISON, PRISON, PRISON . . . YOU'LL BE HAVING A NEW GIRLFRIEND OR BOYFRIEND GIVING YOU A CHARGE UP YOUR ASS, INSTEAD OF ME! BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKERS!

HOT-TIP--TOO MUCH SOUL TO CONTROL! . . . ROCK THE HOOD, FAIRYTALE AND SUPER HERO FESTIVAL VS. MINIONS, USEFUL IDIOTS, AND TALKING TOYS! MCDRAMA . . . BECAUSE YOU DON'T WIN ANYONE WITH SALAD! LOL! WORLD BLOCK PARTY . . . FIGHT OR FLIGHT--FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT: ME VS. UNIFIED POLICE FORCE, REALITY, DREAM; MISSING FEMALE, POLITICAL AND SOCIAL ACTIVIST IN TEXAS--ALLEGEDLY HUNG HERSELF OVER A TRAFFIC TICKET? FRIENDS AND FAMILY--NEW DREAM JOB, LARGE VOICE ON SOCIAL MEDIA, NO SIGNS OF DEPRESSION OR SUICIDAL TENDENCIES--HAPPY SINCE BIRTH! YEAH, MISSOULIAN JOURNALISTS AND NEWSPAPER--REFUSE TO BOW DOWN TO SHERIFFS CONTROL OVER INTERVIEWS AND PRESS--UNI-COP SHOPS . . . ON THE GOOD SIDE--COP SHOPS SAVING LIVES BY ALLOWING CRAIGSLIST SELLERS, MEETING BUYERS IN COP DEPARTMENT PARKING LOTS; FIRST TIME COPS HANDLING LOCAL TRAFFIC IN BILLINGS FOR MOTLEY CREW CONCERT--COOL COPS. CHINA ROUNDS UP RIGHTS LAWYERS IN LATEST CRACKDOWN, 215 RIGHTS ATTORNEYS AND SOCIAL ACTIVISTS ARRESTED--U.S.A., RIGHT THERE TOO, JUST SNEAKIER--HEY SOUL "RIGHTS DEFENDERS" FROM ACROSS THE WORLD--SENDING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOUR WAY, KEEP IT UP--THE LAW IS, THE LAW, IS THE LAW--THAT GOES FOR OUR GOVERNMENTS TOO! . . . TEACH THE PEOPLE THEIR RIGHTS, TAKE IT TO THE STREETS--WHAT THIS BLOG IS ALL ABOUT! POPE FRANCIS, RIGHT GUY FOR THE JOB, TAKING 1.2 BILLION CATHOLICS INTO NEW ERA OF TOLERANCE, LOVE, ACCEPTANCE AND CHANGE . . . 80 TO 90% OF CATHOLIC WOMEN USE BIRTH CONTROL--HELL OF A LOT BETTER THAN AN ABORTION! ISLAMIC LEADERS ON BOTH SIDES OF THE PONDS, MOVING AWAY FROM EXTREMIST THEOLOGY AND DOGMA . . . MUSLIMS IN CHATTANOOGA, TENNESSEE, MOURN, ANXIOUS ABOUT SHOOTINGS OF MARINES AND RECRUITS . . . COMMUNITY OPENS ARMS, MUSLIMS SPEAK OF LOVE FOR AMERICA, RIGHTS, FREEDOMS . . . EVERY RACE, CREED, COLOR AND RELIGION HAS THEIR CRAZIES! MCCAIN THINKS THE TRUMPSTER, NOW LEADING IN THE GOP POLLS, BRINGS OUT THE CRAZIES TOO! LOL! REFRESHING TO HEAR A CANDIDATE GET IT RIGHT . . . IN CLARIFICATION ABOUT HERO STATEMENTS, TRUMP SAID, MCCAIN, NOT DOING IT RIGHT BY VETS AND MILITARY ON VOTING RECORD--U.S. OFFICE OF VETERANS AFFAIRS, STUDY BACK IN 2008 WOULD AGREE . . . DECIDING VOTE FOR ME IN 2008, CAME DOWN TO GRADE BY VA BASED ON SENATE VOTING RECORD: OBAMA RATED A "B" AND MCCAIN RATED AN "F" . . . DEPLORABLE RECORD ON CIVIL RIGHTS DENIER ON PATRIOT ACT, NSA SURVEILLANCE AND CONSTITUTIONAL LAW ISSUES TOO! WAR HERO STATUS CAN'T COVER TRUE COLORS . . . 2008 CONSESSION SPEECH GIVE AT THE BILTEBURGER MANSION IN ARIZONA . . . WORLD BANKER CONNECTIONS, RIGHT UP THERE WITH ROTHCHILDS AND ROCKERFELLAS! TWO VISIONS OF AMERICA, CRAFTY, SCAREY, SECRET . . . GOTTA WATCH THEM! BEST CITY, BEST STATE, BEST COUNTRY? IT IS LOOKING LIKE IT: MISSOULA ROCKIN' THE STATE AND NATION: PERFECT RATING IN LGBT; RIGHT UP THERE ON "LET'S MOVE"; #1 IN NEW START UP BUSINESSES AND ENTERPRENUERIAL ENDEAVORS, LEADING OUT IN AREA OF HOMELESS--ENGEN AND MISSOULA TOP LISTS OF 350 MAYORS COMMITTED TO HELPING, LEADING OUT IN EMMISONS CONTROLS, LOWERING CARBON FOOTPRINT OF THE CITY; MISSOULA'S ROCKEY MOUNTAIN STATION, FIRE STATION ECOLOGIST, ENVOLVED IN STUDY, REPORT AND DOCUMENTARY ON CLIMATE CHANGE EFFECT ON FIRE SEASON AROUND THE GLOBE--U.S. SPENDS 1.7 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR ON FIGHTING FIRES, CANADA SPENDS 1 BILLION . . . 864 MILLION ACRES BURN YEARLY! FIRE STATION TRYING TO LEARN EVERYTHING ABOUT FIRE, TO PROTECT CLIMATE, FIREFIGHTERS--SAVING MY LITTLE "HOT-SHOT" FROM SUFFERING THE SAME FATE AS THE 19 "HOT-SHOT" FIREFIGHTERS WHO DIED IN ARIZONA A FEW YEARS AGO--BABY SAVERS, FOREST AND HOME SAVERS--KNOWLEDGE IS POWER! BOTH EFFORTS TO STAVE OFF CLIMATE CHANGE, SAVES LIVES, TAX PAYERS MONEY, PROTECTS CLEAN AIR AND WATER! ON THE MORE HUMAN SIDE: GET ONLINE, CHECK OUT THE "MISSOULIAN, SECTION B, SUNDAY, JULY 19, 2015, COVER STORY--ROCK THE HOOD--7 YEAR OLD, PEGGY STRACHAN, MY VISION OF EVERY YOUNG GIRL IN THE WORLD--HUGE SMILE ON HER FACE, WEARING HER DAD'S COOL SUNGLASSES, ROCKIN' TO DAD'S BAND, DOING THE HOOLAHOOP AT THE SAME TIME, BOTH ARMS IN THE AIR, IN A VICTORY POSE, HANG-LOOSE HAND SIGNS, SUN-DRESS COVERED IN HEARTS AND HAVING THE TIME OF HER LIFE, AT ZOOTOWN'S ARTS COMMUNITY CENTER BLOCK PARTY! WAY COOL! SENIOR SPEED DATING COMES TO TOWN WITH "AGE OF LOVE" . . . MY ADULT KIDS DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW I EVER HAD SEX! JUST BECAUSE WE AGE, DOESN'T MEAN WE DON'T HAVE THE SAME NEEDS AS YOUNGER PEOPLE! MY GRANDMOTHER FOUND THE LOVE OF HER LIFE AT AGE 78! HEY, I STILL HAVE 18 YEARS TO FIND HIM, IF HE EXISTS! LOL! PRESIDENT OBAMA, IS BOUND AND DETERMINED, TO KEEP A CLOSE RELATIONSHIP WITH SASHA AND MALIA, PAINTS THE TOWN RED ALL NIGHT, EARLY MORNING IN NEW YORK--COOL DAD, COOL PRESIDENT! AFTER IRANIAN NUK DEAL SIGNED, RELIGIOUS LEADERS IN IRAN, REFERRED TO U.S. ADMINISTRATION AS ARROGANT . . . LIKE TELLING A LAWYER JOKE TO AN ATTORNEY, WE DIG THEM, AND DESERVE THEM! LOL!

BREAKFAST LIKE A BOSS!

Butt Hurt; You Don't Just Stop Loving; So We Suck at Our Job; Soon, You'll Have to Get Up for School Anyway! . . . Love Colorful, Rowdy Crew--Missoula, McDrama at McD's . . . Can't Just Fire All of Them!  Lol!

Business Bites . . . there is a reason, old standards, like McDonald's and KOA's stay in business, taking camping to a new level--wi fi at camp grounds!, but the crew at McDonald's in Missoula, is pushing boss, Ronald McDonald and McNuggets, a bit and to my total delight!  LOL!  Last week, on a Saturday, I believe, I headed over to McD's, to sit and listen to my favorite crew of teens, and teen managers . . . bosses don't act any older, nor refrain from McDrama, any better than the rest of the crew, lol, to get breakfast, listen to the work station, get a laugh or two, and watch, as employee after employee shows up with colorful bandana's on their heads, either coordinating with their t-shirts, or clashing big time, too!  LOL!  I asked one of the female employees, with a bright purple bandana and purple shirt, if that was a new McDonald's promotional stunt . . . no, so and so, just showed up at work with all these bandana's, so we all wear them!  LOL!  They are still wearing them, like standard uniforms, still after a week!  I'm Lovin' It!  Fuckin' love colorful people, fresh ideas, independence, the can do it spirit, supportive team work, and a great business atmosphere!  In fact . . . those are the components that make Montana the number one state for new business start ups and enterprenueral enterprises . . . they start young, and everyone who has read studies and reports on successful people, most of them start at fast food restaurants! 

Anyway, last week some management looking guy, walked around with a clip board, making out lists of ways the local McD's could improve, and writing check lists of what needed to be cleaned!  The store manager, laid back, and casual, kept interacting with his staff and crew, while they crawled around on the floor, cleaning floor boards, with me, thinking some kid had escaped Playplace Land!  No, it was just Ms. Purple pretending to be doing what the big guy said . . . until he left, and I saw her rubbing a fellow employees back, while three of the youngsters were on break!  LOL!  I don't know if this McDonald's just gets such a huge drive thru business, and few customers in the actual fast food restaurant, or if the crew, their laughter, swearing, clowning around, planning their next night's activities, drives the customers out!  LOL!  But, I asked the Lady in Purple if is was fun to work at McDonald's, because, it appeared to me, that they didn't give a rat's ass about much, but had a shit load of fun.  She responded . . . it's okay, but there is too much McDrama!  I'm Lovin' It!  LOL!

She did tell me, however, that the area supervisor, told the crew, that someone in the community reported that they were too rowdy!  No, not these guys!  LOL!  I can tell, it fell on deaf ears, because this morning, while I read the newspaper, the bandana's were here to stay, the boys and girls clubs, were trying to figure out which movie the crew should go to this weekend or today . . . no compromises had been met . . . the girls would go to one, and the boys would go to another!  One chick reported that she found a spider crawling on her, so she knowed in on the desk . . . at least she didn't say counter . . . although, I heard that the average person swallows at least or on average 8 spiders a year while they are sleeping, so this is just added protein, but she very satisfied and where the insect landed, said . . . well, at least it is not on me!  LOL . . . customer won't know!  LOL!  If you ever want a laugh, just get something to eat, and sit, in the booths, next to the counter, they are absolutely hilarious and totally oblivious to who, what, when, where or how, something else is going on in the restaurant!  I'm Lovin' It!  The kids are always cool, and they come to me with legal questions, and don't bug me a bit, while I am reading the newspaper, writing my blog, or just hanging around, getting a laugh at their antics . . . because they don't even notice I am there!  LOL!  I'm Lovin' It . . . what can the boss do with them . . . fire all of them?  LOL!  They are a gang, but with different color shirts and bandana's on!  LOL!

Hot Tips!  Independent Spirit, Supportive Business Climate and Customers Help New Business Start-Ups Succeed!

New business bite . . . I was wondering what the Internet Travel Cafe' was about?  Ms. Ruff, out of Billings, I believe, a former travel consultant, has taken what she does best, like we learned at the great, Small Business Opportunity Workshop, I attended, Friday, sponsored by Senator Tester and hhis crew, that you need to stir with what you have . . . create a business around what you do better than anyone else!  Maybe, Ms. Ruff, went to the workshop last year, Senator Tester has sponsored 15 of them around the state, but she took the internet cafe' shop to the next level, and you can drop into the cafe', get some food, use their computers, and book a trip to Hawaii!  I am going to check out the new shop, on Orange Street, between Broadway and Front!

FIGHT OR FLIGHT--FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT--RIGHTS DEFENDERS!

Gotta dig the news staff at the Missoulian, won't bend and be crushed under pressure from new sheriff and sheriff's department!  It is not just bad ass con law chicks like me, who are pressured and challenged, fighting for yours, mine and our rights under the United States Constitution . . . the press gets tremendous pressure, to not write this or that, or to only paint cops in the light they want to be seen in, or a county attorney, judge, elected official, local, state and national officials, but that is not their job.  Reporters have been jailed for not revealing their sources, for writing stories that reflect badly on someone of power and influence, and who knows how many heart attacks, accidents, and other incidents, have taken the lives of reporters, journalists, investigative reporters . . . new movie out, can't remember the name of the guy or the movie, but I remember the story, this guy reported on the activities of the CIA and their involvement in the drug trade both overseas and in here in America . . . I got a $60,000 hit out on me for telling in my blog, that CIA, was running drugs into the Kalispell airport, via private jet, parked near firefighter planes, not where the rest of the private plans and jets were, and then running drugs up over the boarder into Canada!

 

I love what the rights attorneys in China are doing: (1) they are supporting one another!  The Missoulian reporters and this letter to the editor, changed my mind, after being set up on a cop sting last night, by and some of you locals will recognize the guy, the name and the M.O., or modus operenti, because you were also victimized by him . . . I will call him, the judge, the film producer, the cowboy, and the tax evader!  CIA actor, stand in for Judge Robert Allison of Kalispell, documentary film producer, Michael Willis, and tax evader, Michael McClintoch!  A month or so ago, there was an article in the Missoulian, warning citizens in the town, to be wary of this scammer and fraudster, protected, I believe by the feds, or used by the local cops, who are minions, useful idiots, and toy talkers for the feds!  But he showed up at the new, Fresh Market . . . out of the blue, not seeing him, since last summer, when he offered me $200 to have sex with him . . . sting op again, only I would be the one arrested for prostitution, not the fucker begging me for sex and so desperate that he would pay for it!  Of course, being the good lawyer I am . . . I rejected his offer, knowing it was a set up, and cops would be in the wings, but also, wanting to vomit, due to the offeree!  LOL!

 

I should have known that something was up, with dip shit, showing up at the local store, near me, and the Pov, not near Rattlesnake Canyon, where he lives, and hangs out . . . the front page article, on Run-in with a Rattler . . . has a double meaning for me . . . oh, and if we want to get young male readers of the newspaper, keep writing articles like the warning signs and what to watch for and do if you encounter a rattler!  Every young man, who saw that front page article in the Missoulian picked up the newspaper and read the article!  So, good job!  But, within just minutes of acknowledging Mike's presence . . . a city cop pulled up in front of the market, with no disturbance, no altercation or annoyance, so?  And, as I have said in this blog a million times, I always error on the side of safety!  This clown ass cowboy, set me up more than a few times in the past, and of couse the cops failed to do their sting op right, playing the same cook book game, time and time again, but hey, I am not complaining!  Right after I took off, sliding in the shadows back to the safety and security of the Poverello Center, not intending to have dinner, nor necessarily go there, but glad I did, I noticed two girls walking down the street together, and some bike cop came riding up to them on a bike, very close and was checking them out, body, butt, and trying, it appeared to me, to be seeing if they matched my description, having just done what I do best, escaped the sting ops of the cops, for the millionth time!  LOL!  But, he got closer to them and seemed satisfied that they were not me, but the watched was watching the watcher and tracker!  LOL!

Dreamland . . . Three Cops Surrounding the Pov, Then a Sheriff in a Truck!

The boyz yesterday, were city cops, driving the white, red and blue cop cars, or a bike cop with florescent green shirt and black biker pants, the kind the Montana Legislature might have banned in its sweeping ban on yoga type pants, or those that are tight fitting and revealing, like those worn by bikers, in races, like the Tour of Missoula won by the women's team, sponsored by Visit Dallas and the men's team, winning the race, sponsored by Harley Davidson, sidebar here, for new business options and hot tips . . . bikers love beautiful Montana, bring dollars into small rural towns, stay longer as tourists, and spend more money than the average tourist!, but, the yoga pants ban, might have changed the landscape for what many wear, including male ballerinas and swim teams . . .gotta watch exposing that genital area, to the point of rediculous!  LOL, cops included, bike cops that is, like the one looking for me, or so it seemed, doing a fast U turn, hoping to catch me before I got away, for the millionth time!  LOL!  I was safe inside the Pov, with the whole table looking at YOU, look for ME!  LOL!  Or so it seemed . . .

 

But, last night, after getting into it with a chick here at the Pov, who has followed me and seems to turn up all over the place, in Montana, shelters, missions, soup kitchens and what not, out of the blue, seemingly connected with the cops escape, with me thinking she is, due to her presence, her lack of knowledge of her own, alleged, case claiming injury against the Forest Service,and showing up on the eve and on the heels of me writing in my blog about my own, Hot Shot Firefighter Daughter, Greta!  Guess I am just too dumb to see the connection!  LOL!  Who's playing who?  LOL!  But, me and some guy were talking politics and this chick, who just came back from somewhere, was sitting at our table, eating a late dinner, a sack lunch, having missed dinner, because she and Sandra allegedly were having dinner with Rhonda's friend . . . being called back on the job?  But, me and this other guy, who strikes me as undercover also, too well dressed, clean, and very curious about what I think, and even siding with me, when talking about cops being attracted to my sister with the size 44 DDD fake boobs, because, he said, they are just as dumb as she is . . . useful idiots, talking toys!  Like is attracted to like!  LOL!  I told the guy, that it was too soon for me to predict, or even decide myself, I study, watch, read, think and don't side with a party or platform, very independent in my thoughts, positions and picking presidential candidates, like I said in the title, didn't decide on 2008 vote, until I heard that the VA scored McCain, and alleged war hero, giving him an F and then Senator Barack Obama, rating on the grading scale of votes a B! 

 

But I mentioned that I like the candor of Donald Trump, good, bad or ugly, and if I had to vote on experience and resume alone, I would vote for Hillary, as by far, the best and most qualified of the whole bunch, and on a first name bases with foreign leaders of state, having served so well as Secretary of State, and being married to Bill, was a huge plus also, and I trashed the trashy Monika, who while 23, was plenty old enough to know better, as was President Clinton, but relating to ambitious Hillary, being smart enough to know, that with her own ambitions, it was much more in her favor to hang onto the President of the United States, and, like many older couples, the pluses outweigh the minues and advanced age, brings with it, longevities own rewards.  All of the sudden, with mouth full, Rhonda, starts going off on Hillary, screaming for socialist, Bernie Sanders, and raising her hands in the air, and saying that that what that attorney bitch who brought us, Obamacare, ah, really, I said, that was Mitt Romney, excuse me, patterned after Massechusetts Health Care System, and I reminded her that she needed to know the history and get the bigger picture . . . she went on a rampage, yelling, and making a fool of herself, and saying that Hillary needed a good piece of ass . . . and that is when I went ape shit, this is a woman, who has served her country, almost her whole life, either as a spouse or the office holder and appointed person herself, and I am not going to let you say that! 

 

Rhonda said, if Hillary gets elected, she is going to Russia . . . and I said, GOOD RIDANCE!  Then she said, all anyone is going for now days is a piece of ass and pussy, WHAT?  And I corrected her again . . . that may be an insight into whom she works for, these fuckers, my enemies, friends, family, foes, ex-husbands, are wife swappers, polygamists, whoremongers, and bi-sexuals . . . and I asked her if she wasn't talking about herself, becuase3 that clearly doesn't describe ME, never did, never has, never will, that I am ruled by my head, not my pussy or some penis!  By that time, we had everyone's attention that was lining up in line to check in . . . after Rhonda, thankfully left, while I took off to do my chore, after speaking my mind . . . sick of people being trashed that are givers, and that bitch, I asked her, what did you do today to serve your country, what did you do yesterday to serve your country, then shut the fucking hell up and move to RUSSIA!  When I came back to the table, I just sat down as if nothing happened, and Rhonda, whom I could tell wasn't up to tangling with me, being meaner than a rattler, when provoked, had her earphones in and was acting like she wasn't embarrassed and then got up and left, some chick at the table, under her voice, as if to not be heard by the majority of Montanans, who think it a travesty to have a woman, most qualified as she is, be the president of the United States, softly and smartly said, I like Hillary . . . so do I!  I saw Rhonda, suffling down the street, and she was in bed when I got to the dorm!  Can't stand that bitch and she is probably suppose to get me pissed off, and get me kicked out of the Poverello . . . court has taught me, to be extremely cutting, while being in complete control!  LOL!

EXPERIENCE COUNTS, GODDAMN IT!  COPS, DUMB ASSES, BOOB LOVERS, HEELS OVER HEAD . . . KEEP WHOM YOU WANT TO FUCK, SEPARATED FROM WHO IS MOST QUALIFIED TO BE AN ATTORNEY, OR ME, IN THIS CASE, ME--NOBODY IS MORE QUALIFIED TO BE ME, THAN ME . . . AND PRESIDENT IN HILLARY'S CASE!

I am going to mention this here, because, I think it is worth mentioning, and noted . . . I met another, whom I would classify as one of the cop babes, if you could call her that, but she came to the Durango Shelter, and I met her outside, the check in office, and she tried hard to make friends, much like Rhonda . . . but, like is attracted to like and generally, I can't stand these chicks anymore than I can my sisters and alleged friends, whom have joined forces against me, much like Hillary's many enemies, whom are green with jealousy and envy, as women, whom have not taken advantage of their options in today's modern world, where women can be whatever and whomever they want to be, including President of the United States!  But, in a moment of honesty, revelation, resolve, or depression, Jennifer, probably not her real name, Rhonda too, or story not her story, or after a year of bugging the shit out of me on her case, and wanting me to help her blog, she can't even write out a fucking timeline, my bottomline test to see how serious some bitch is abou her own case . . . oh, no, I don't think I can do that, WHAT?  Then why in the hell would I want to help you . . . I only work as hard as my clients work, and fuck you!

 

But, this chick, looked great, but went on a total roughage diet of fruits and veggies, and kept telling me, they . . . sound familiar, told her she needed to lose weight, too heavy, and she would slip into some inferences of sexual abuse, capture, being used, etc., but she would never elaborate!  This chick would spend her whole day, either trying to figure out what, where, I was going and whom I was going to be with, following me at times, getting up at that crack of dawn, not natural for her, but very natural for me, and trying to either get me in trouble, or find out what I was up to for the day . . . but, she spent the days, I ditched her sorry, pathetic ass, day in and day out, and the rest of the day, she spent, going up and down that damned hill, going up to the Manna Soup Kitchen and the Durango Community Shelther . . . I made sure, I only had to do it once a day, that was planned!  This chick looked really good, dressed, but naked, probably didn't cut mustard, and she was shell shocked, and driven to the point of hurting her body, to be the size they wanted her to be!  Rhonda is bone ass thin also . . . one size doesn't fit all, GROW THE FUCK UP!  Michael McClintoch has put on a shit load of weight, are you riding his ass just as hard?  Shit, men have half the body fat, and twice the muscle to burn the fat, so grow the fuck up and learn a bit about female anatomy, they fucking stop their periods if they get under a certain percentage of body fat!  Ths chick had constant diarriah . . . sorry, NSA fuckers turned spell check off, probably will delete this blog, or change it to be more suitable and favorable, control the press at all costs!  Which gets me back to my dream . . .

Dead Tired, Took Two Dreams to Get Me Out of Bed and Out the Door By 5:30 A.M. and Down the Street to Have "Breakfast Like a Boss!"

In the first dream, I had what I would call and aerial view of the Poverello Center from above, and I could see the entire yard, building and all, and there were three, black and white sheriff's, squad cars, sitting and waiting at the three exists from the building.  I thought, please, God, don't tell me that, and at this point, I don't fucking care, I am tired and rolled over and went back to sleep.  In the next dream, I was walking down the street and just one black and white, pulled over and started to harass me, stopping to ask me something . . . it was a truck, the sheriff himself?  I asked him if he had any probable cause to stop me, detain me, and ask me anything?  That was the end of that dream . . . I was a bit more responsive, but not anymore inclined to get out of bed, rationalizing that, I didn't get caught in the first dream, and in the second dream, it just stopped . . . but, then, I heard a locker slam, and that reminded me of what a jail cell door sounds like . . . and I packed up all my shit and was going to head up to Kalispell and out of town, as I have been going to do, on several occassions since coming less than a month ago . . .

 

But as I read the newspaper, about the rights attorneys from China, and the reporters and the Missoulian . . . and the chick who, may have been murdered, with the Texas cops claiming she hung herself . . . cracking down in America on FEMALE civil rights and social activists, with this chick writing on social media about cop killings and police brutality . . . stopping a potential problem before it starts?  But, I decided, not only did I have fodder to fight the fuckers with, but I was, getting some street help and fellow freedom fighters in the press, making it seem more possible to stay at least until my three month swimming pass at the Aquatic Center is done . . . digging the hell out of the swimming . . . stopped at all gyms, health clubs, and swimming, over the last three years . . . last thing these fuckers want, is me thin . . . look like I did when everyone knew me, and Rachel would look like the big moose cow, she is!  LOL, boobs or not, I am better looking and the boyz club knows it!  LOL . . . dread of dread, beat her on their own standards!

 MISSOULIAN . . . THANKS FOR THE GREAT NEWS REPORTING, ENTIRE NEWSPAPER IS UNDERLINED, STARRED AND NOTES ALL OVER THE MARGINS!  AND THANKS FOR STANDING UP TO THE SHERIFF . . . WHO MADE HIM GOD OF THE PRESS?  I TOOK AN OATH, TO DEFEND, PROTECT AND PRESERVE THE U.S. AND STATE CONSTITUTIONS, NOT BOW DOWN TO SOME FUCKING COP!

McDrama at McD's

GUNS & BOOZE, MONTANA . . . "HITTING YOUR STRIDE" FOUR-O-SIX, BRAND PROMOTING THE MONTANA LIFESTYLE . . . MONTANA IS #1 IN THE NATION FOR SMALL BUSINESS START-UPS AND ENTREPRENEURSHIP! FROM HURRAW LIP BALM, BEQUET CONFECTIONS, TO VINTAGE SIGNS, U.S. SENATOR, JON TESTER, PUT ON THE "SMALL BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY WORKSHOP" AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MONTANA, UNIVERSITY THEATER, HOOKING WANNA BE SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS, CURRENT SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS, AND VERY SUCCESSFUL SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS, THE BACKBONE OF THE AMERICAN ECONOMY, WITH PRIVATE, PUBLIC PARTNERSHIP AGENCIES AND ORGANIZATIONS THAT WILL HELP CREATE, PROMOTE, MARKET, GROW, ANALYZE, COLLECT DATA, HELP WITH BUSINESS PLANS, SOCIAL AND DIGITAL MEDIA MARKETS, INTERNATIONAL TRADE AND MARKETS, EXPORTING, AND CONNECTING MONTANA TO THE U.S. FEDERAL AGENCIES, AND THE WORLD MARKET! I AM A GREAT ATTORNEY, BUT A TERRIBLE BUSINESS WOMAN! SO, I AM UP FOR A NEW CHALLENGE, AFTER CONQUERING THE LEGAL ARENA, GOING ALL THE WAY TO THE U.S. SUUPREME COURT, LIKE CLIMBING MOUNT EVEREST, WITH NOWHERE ELSE TO GO BUT DOWNHILL . . . SO, I AM GOING TO MAKE MY STUMBLING BLOCKS, STEPPING STONES, AND VENTURE INTO THE WORLD OF BUSINESS! DURING THE CONFERENCE, I ASKED TWO QUESTIONS: (1) HOW DO YOU PROTECT YOUR INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY, IDEAS, BUSINESS SECRETS, CREATIVE NOTIONS, BRAINSTORMING WITH POTENTIAL ENTITIES WHO CAN HELP, WITHOUT FEARING THEY WILL STEAL YOUR IDEAS, AND TRANSLATE YOUR BUSIESS MODEL, PLAN, CUSTOMER BASE, MARKETING TOOLS, AND EDUCATIONAL COMPONENTS AND STRATEGIES, WITHOUT GETTING THEM HI-JACKED AND PIRATED BY YOUR COMPETITORS; AND (2) IN BUILDING LOYALTY WITH CUSTOMERS, WHO ARE BASICALLY THE SAME AS CLIENTS IN A LAW PRACTICE, WHICH IS, REALLY A BUSINESS, AND YOUR ARE A VERY STRONG "TYPE A PERSONALITY", YOU CAN PROMISE THAT YOU WILL WIN EVERY CASE, IF THE JUDICIARY FOLLOWS THE LAW, ACTUALLY, NOVEL THROUGHT, BUT IN THE END, ALL YOUR CLIENTS HATE YOU! SARCASTIC ANSWER . . . HIRE SOMEONE THE CUSTOMER LIKES BETTER! THE GOVERNMENT DID THAT, BROUGHT IN 6 FRAUD BROADS TO TAKE MY PLACE, MY NAME, MY PRACTICE, MY CASES, CLAIM AUTHORSHIP OF THIS BLOG . . . DID THEY ATTEND THIS SEMINAR, SAY, SIX YEARS AGO? LOL! NICE ANSWER, HOWEVER! WARNING: I AM GOING TO RECYCLE MY NOTES, SLAUGHTERING NAMES, SPELLING--NSA HATES ME TOO, TURNS OFF SPELL CHECK--BUT I WILL TRY TO GIVE YOU THE NUTS AND BOLTS OF OWNING A SMALL BUSINESS, STARTING ONE, MAINTAINING ONE, AND MAKING IT THROUGH THE FIRST YEAR OF BUSINESS, THE 5TH YEAR, TO THE 10TH YEAR OF BUSINESS, AND CREATING A WONDERFUL ECONOMY, THAT WILL BRING A MORE PERFECT STATE, UNION, NATION AND WORLD, GIVING PROSPERITY TO YOU AND YOUR POSTERITY! AS SENATOR TESTOR SAID: "WE LIVE IN THE BEST STATE, IN THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!" LET'S MARKET THE MONTANA LIFESTYLE, SO EVERYONE CAN EXPERIENCE LIVING IN MONTANA, WITHOUT MOVING HERE! LOCALS ONLY, NOW THAT I AM HERE! LOL! SOME LOCAL ANNOUNCEMENTS AND PUBLIC SERVICE PROMOTING THE MONTANA LIFESTYLE, WHICH ENCAPSULATES THE WORLD: (1) THE GREEK FESTIVAL IS GOING ON TONIGHT, THROUGH TOMORROW, I BELIEVE AT THE GREEK ORTHODOX CHURCH--GREEK COSTUMES, DANCING, FOOD--YUM--GYROS, BAKLAVA, SOUVLOKI, GRAPE LEAVES!; (2) JUL19TH, STREET SUNDAY IS GOING ON--LARGE SECTIONS OF DOWNTOWN MISSOULA, BLOCKED OFF TO TRAFFIC, SO DON'T GET PISSED IF YOU CAN'T PARK CLOSE, TOWED VEHICLES WILL BE WITHOUT FINES, BUT JUST AVOID THAT ISSUE--STREET VENDORS, MUSIC, FOOD, LAPALALOOZA BIKE RACE (?), PROMOTING BIKE FRIENDLY MISSOULA, BUT THE WHOLE FAMILY CAN PARTICIPATE--WALK, BIKE, WHEELCHAIR, SKATEBOARD, SURF ON THE RIVER, REALLY GET AROUND THE COURSE ON ANYTHING YOU WANT, 8,500 PARTICIPANTS AND FUN GOERS LAST YEAR, SHOOTING FOR BREAKING THE RECORD FOR "STREET SUNDAY" THIS YEAR--COME ON OUT, JOIN THE FUN!; AND (3) CELTIC FESTIVAL NEXT WEEKEND, JULY, I AM SAYING 24TH, 25TH, OR 25TH AND 26TH--GUYS WEARING KILTS, BLOWING BAGPIPES, CELEBRATING A FUN CULTURE TOO . . . SHEPARD'S PIE, DUMPLINGS, PASTIES . . . NOT ON POLE DANCERS, SILLY, BUT A FOOD THAT GOES WITH IRISH/CELTIC FESTIVALS, GONNA TRY THEM! I AM JUST GUESSING ON THE FOOD, EVEN THOUGH MY SON-IN-LAW IS OF CELTIC ORIGIN, HE DOESN'T COOK MUCH, SO GOOD OLD MEAT AND POTATO AMERICAN FOOD IS WHAT HE LIKES, BUT HE LOVES HIS ROOTS! GOOD FOOD, GOOD DANCING, GOOD PEOPLE, GOOD TIMES! LIVING THAT MONTANA LIFESTYLE . . . MY SON, CHRIS, THINKS I OUGHT TO BE A TOUR GUIDE, PROMOTING MONTANA, THE LAST BEST PLACE . . . DAMN RIGHT! OH, THE ANSWER TO PROTECTING YOUR INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY, ALL THE COMPETITION CAN DO IS COPY, IMIMITATE . . . WHICH IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF FALTERY, BUT DOESN'T DO MUCH FOR THE POCKET BOOK . . . RECREATE YOURSELF, LAUGH ABOUT IT, AH, ADVICE TO THE LAWYER IN THE ROOM--TRADEMARK, COPYRIGHT, PATENT, REGISTER WITH THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS . . . GREAT SMALL BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY WORKSHOP; I WAS SHOCKED BY THE AMOUNT OF AMAZING INFORMATION, THE AMOUNT OF HELP AVAILABLE, BOTH ON A LOCAL, STATE AND NATIONAL LEVEL, TO HELP YOU EVEN MARKET AROUND THE WORLD . . . WITH ONLY A MILLION PEOPLE IN MONTANA, YOU NEED TO KNOW HOW TO JUMP BOUNDARIES, STATES, CROSS THE POND ON BOTH SIDE, AND GO INTERNATIONAL . . . ONLY 5% OF THE MARKET IS IN THE UNITED STATES, WITH 95% WORLDWIDE . . . MANY OF THESE SERVICES ARE FREE, THERE ARE GRANTS, SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, TRAVEL MONEY, GOLD KEY MATCH MAKING WITH POTENTIAL CUSTOMERS, MARKETS, AND PARTNERS OVERSEAS! WONDERFUL INFO . . .

GREAT ATTORNEY, TERRIBLE BUSINESS WOMAN . . . LET THE EXPERTS HELP!

"The definition of insanity . . . is to do the same thing over and over again, and expect to get different results!"  Einstein

Yesterday on my three Diet Coke cans, that have names of things and people you should share a Coke with, I got the names or words, Trendsetter, Showstopper, and Super Star . . . I love this marketing idea, because, while I will never share a Diet Coke with anyone, I want them all to myself, and have been trying to quit, while I still have teeth and don't actually gain weight while I am trying to lose weight, shows you how good the product and marketing is . . . but I dig being surprised at the names I get, with symbolic meaning, generally, or I take them as encouragement, and positive signs, for what, who, the Universe thinks I am, or might be.  So, I was totally excited when I pulled these three cans with messages to me on them . . . one at St. Patrick's Medical Hospital, during lunch, and the last two, last night, outside the Missoula Aquatic Center, Currents, where I have a 3 month pass, and found tables, chairs, pizza, Diet Coke, and a party atmosphere, so I joined, finding out that the pizza party and soda bash, was to get recruits and people to volunteer for the Street Sunday Party, adding cool light blue t-shirts, colorful Street Sunday logo, as an incentive to help direct the rowdy party goers, on Sunday, while we all keep the Sabbath Holy . . . dig what Christ did!  LOL!

However, when I started out to the Small Business Opportunity Workshop, and stopped at none other than, Einstein's Bagel Shop, on the corner of Broadway and Ryman Streets, I got a bottle of Diet Coke, that had the disappointing and very symbolic name of Diego, leading my brain back to the words on the cans yesterday, but taking me forward or to the present, to San Diego, where one of my government doubles, former friend, and attorney colleague, Kay Burningham, aka, JoAnn S. Secrist, married as a spiritual polygamist wife, to my former husband, who would not divorce my name, my law practice, my kids, my son's music, my blog, my cases, blah, blah, blah, fodder for the question about protecting my intellectual property!  Sometimes I want to fire my Intel guy, God, for being so damned brutal, making me think that I actually might get credit for once, say, for attending this workshop, taking notes, and taking the time to share the knowledge I gained with over a billion people a day, on my blog . . . that I have, after the seminar, hearing Jake, small business owner of Tadpole Digital, that I am going to . . . don't want to spread the secret sauce of my business plans, but take back what is mine; however, feeling much better, hearing other small business owners, state that all the other competitors, can do is copy; however, my story, goes far beyond mere copyright infringement, to actual identity theft and beyond, but the owner of Vintage Signs of BigFork, made me feel better when she said that there were actually 5 other sign companies, who she said, she might as well, send them out a press release, telling them exactly what their new business plans are, because, inevitably, they will copy everything they do!  But, that is as far as they go, they are not creators, inventors, originals . . . therefore, she has learned to laugh at them, as I have at times!  LOL!

Apple vs. Samsung . . . Not Cool Enough . . . Judge Drops Lawsuit!  LOL!

Case in point: less than a year ago, in a ruling on a case, involving a patent infringement, or rather a copycat of an Apple product and technology, by Samsung, either a Japanese or Chinese company, and I apologize the the country that didn't do it, but the judge, dismissed a lawsuit by Apple, stating in his ruling, that the copy product, was not cool enough, to be considered competition for the technology giant; therefore, I believe he dismissed the case against the imitators!  LOL!  We learned in the workshop, that a brand name is more than your product, more than the name, the colors, your marketing, more than the individual parts of your company, it is the sum total of everything that makes your product, business what it is!  If you have a great brand, loyal customer base . . . your copycats, can't do much to you!  Quality products are just that . . . I love the motto for, the construction company, building the new campus building on the U of M campus, near, Author and Eddy Streets, and in front of the business school, with an appropriate name, Quality Construction . . . Doing it Right from the Start!  There is always room at the top, and business begets business, so let's get started, while I recycle the notes . . . consider the source, terrible business woman, but at least you can get some of the resources, ideas, lists, that may help you either know these entities and agencies exist, or you will now there names, and you can go to their websites!

First Panel . . . Three Very Successful Montana Small Business Owners

• Vintage Signs: Big Fork, MT.; wife part of the business, started by understanding that many people love, Big Mountain . . . Ski Resort?  I am connecting the dots, but this woman, wanted to make something to commemorate or mark that fact, and possibly market it, so her husband was a horder and a graphic artist, and he loved collecting art, sign, and emblems from the 40's.  So, the husband and wife team, designed a Big Mountain sign or poster, and sold 74 of them right off the bat.  Now, that have clients, like Harley Davidson, Disney, and others, coming to them to make business signs, and such, using the 40's style art, and the company of 2, operating out of a basement in Big Fork, has grown to 47 employees and a 40,000 sq. ft., building!  They said, they have a problem with China, but she turned that problem over to the Elk Association . . . she did a sign for that association, and it said, something like, Don't Bugle After Dark . . . the Chinese, just going to guess that it is them, since America is always worrying about them stealing our tech secrets, but there version was, Don't Buggle After Dark!  LOL!  The company didn't have to do anything, but the Elk Association did!  Loyal customers can fight your battles for you!
• a really great point owner made, was that the American consumer, is putting pressure on large companies to purchase and buy Made in the U.S.A. Products . . . so Thank You!
• owner mentioned that her breakthrough moment for their business came when they set up a show room to display their products . . . now they have several displays in a few states! 
• these owners, I believe formed a good relationship with a local bank, Flathead Bank, took out loans, always paid them back on time, built a lasting friendship and relationship, and they have a line of credit or ability, based on a history of trust, and can take out loans, literally on the spur of the moment!  Trust is key to any business success! 
• Hurraw Lip Balm: Whitefish, MT; a New York couple, working killer hours, came to Montana, and once they experienced the lifestyle, the beauty of the state, the laid back atmosphere, compared to where they were living and what they were doing, started a side business, with the wife making lip balm at home, while husband kept his day job.  Eventually, their Hurraw Lip Balm took off, and it is selling around the globe, tiny product, easy to ship around the world, selling, and I hope I am getting this right, 12,000 per year. Hurraw Lip Balm, also had Chinese imitations, called, Hurrah, with identical containers and marketing colors!  Just part of the territory!  Relax. He said, the way you start your own business is, work your day job, 40 hours a week, and work your business 50 hours per week, see your kids in the spar time, mortgage your home to fund it, and go for it.  He made two points about running your own business: 
• brand . . . is everything you think and feel about your company!
• demographics are not magic, make the best product you can, and it will sell
• Bequet Confections: Bozeman, MT., this owner was laid off at a high tech company, and one of her co-workers who wasn't, actually, closed the door, and said she had always enjoyed working with this woman, and she wanted to start a business with her, and start their own company.  The presenter and owner, made caramel candy, that many co-workers and family loved, a big hit during the holidays, so they made some samples, did a challenge or taste test with other brands of caramels, and 17 out of 18 tasters, chose Bequet's Caramels . . . game on!  The owner said that her big break came, when she walked in a Natural Food and Grocery Store, her biggest market share, and now, her candy is selling and marketed in 700 stores!  Her goal was to make the best caramel anyone has ever had!  I am a person, who likes to buy three caramels at a check out stand in a gas station or truck stop, so I like her marketing model, of selling small pieces . . . I will eat whatever is in my hand, so I know, that if I buy a whole bag of caramels, I will eat the whole damned bag!  Here is her Business Model:
• high end gourmet confections
• small pieces
• gift bags
• larger packages with corporate clients in mind . . . Christmas gifts to clients!
• big break came when Fancy Food Show picked them up . . . Free PR
• what business should I start: (1) find an unserved or underserved niche; and (2) do what I can do better than anyone else in my field or service industry
• look at who is re-ordering your client, and why . . . serve to them
• she now has 27 employees, and 20 holiday seasonal employees!  
• someone said, that is smart to have 20 seasonal workers, so you can see who the best ones are, then hire the full time!  Good idea!
• focus on keeping great employee . . . now give insurance and 401(k) plans!  Nice . . .

Developing New Businesses . . . Jane, Fortune 500 Company, Business to Business Consumer Products

• know your customers . . . envision your customers . . . more important than your brand, logo, colors, etc., they PAY your bills!  Take care of them!  Value them!  Love them . . . Mine!
• how do you know who your customers are?  why do customers want to purchase your products?
• ask & listen
• market research
• demographics
• voice of the customer
• interview, lead users, early users, adopters, focus groups, online survey, survey monkey
• analyze data
• who are they, what do they want, how do they buy today
• how are they similar . . . how are they different?
• how many of them are there?
• know: Why would I want to know your product or service?  Tell them in 50 words or less!
• loyalty: make hard to get customers . . . the ones who would never think of buying competitor's products, remember your customers, measure it . . .
• compelling value proposition . . . give them the BEST!
• The best way to predict the future, is to plan it!
• focus on a world business . . . Montana to the world . . . make sure you have the infrastructure to handle the growth and market first; determine where you are on that growth structure, and can you meet that demand?
• balancing business ownership with family: stories from the panel above; no perfect time to start a business; know how much work it can take; it is a very rewarding way to make a living! plan it out, how much time to launch?

Jake Cook, Professor of Digital Marketing, Owner of Tadpole Digital Marketing

• learned a valuable lesson when young, that applies to owning your own business: once he found a really cool rock, and his friend liked it and wanted to buy it . . . the kid has just been given $5 from his parents, so he offered to buy the rock from Jake for $5.  The kid took the rock home, but the parent, learning of the exchange and sell, came over a got the money back . . . Jake, however, never got the rock back!
• he learned that if you have something of value . . . people will determine the value of the product themselves, but make sure that the person with the final say, also sees the value in what you have to offer . . . value is in the eyes of the beholder!
• big break came when he and his wife, started a 3D map making job, made to scale, using Google maps, and posted picture of the map on their blog
• Google is always interested when their name is sited and what for
• Jake and wife got a call from Google, and they thought they were getting sued
• Google liked what they did and hired them to work for them!  NICE#
• using the web to get leverage, like from Google . . . best advertising in Montana, is still social media . . . facebook, instagram, twitter . . . they reinvented themselves through Tadpole Digital!
• bootstrapping it: get a plan together, get on an airplane, knock on doors . . . out educate, not out spending your competitors
• show up with the value and the education!
• use search engines, WORDPRESS on digital marketing
• vault forward: share knowledge online; website; resume website; quick resume on Wordpress, website or apps--hosting it as well, Quickbooks--simplify, outsource
• get 3X5 cards, ask yourself 10 times: (1) why buy? (2) who will buy? (3) have conversations, what do they want, what digital experience?
• market with weird key words, nobody else wants, is bidding on, using, or competing with
• get an online presence . . . write an article on the subject; sharing secret sauces; look for Google alerts; photos, videos, resume, websites, reserve domain.com
• sometimes you can get more from a 14 year old girl on instagram, than being mentioned in a trade magazine!
• maintain your own property, control self, value what you are trying to do
• Wordpress Consulting: educational component, large government clients, don't market bad products!
• NOTE: one of the reasons I never used Adsense to get money for my blog, is there was no way to control the quality of the products advertised, people seen as lacking credibility, not knowing the law, or the Constitution, selling flags, calendars, less than worthy books and products, didn't want my name associated with radical groups, extremists, on either side of the political spectrum, trash anyone who tried to hook up with me!  
• Made in the U.S.A., is always a big seller!  

TRANSPORTING YOUR PRODUCTS

• SBA, Small Business Administration: grant money to help with all kinds of expenses, setting up businesses
• UPS Shipping: they have everything from advice on packaging and mailing, delivery, to knowing if your product handler needs a limited power of attorney, legal documentation to send your products
• BNFS, Best Northern Freight Systems: tons of reasons why to ship products by train, rather than truck . . . number one, is it is cheaper!  I can see it being faster and safer, also.
• U.S. Postal Service--THE POWER OF MAIL!  Surprise to me . . . help marketing and building your small business, and best of all, it is FREE! Sometimes there are actually times when the best way is, government entities, this appears to be one . . . regional team centers to help grow small businesses!
• help with digital, marketing, test--music world, 158,000 hits; listen to business owners, implicit and explicit expressions, goals, and desires
• Souix Falls: Sturgis Logo on all boxes, expecting 1.2 million Harley Davidson motorcycle riders showing up at Sturgis, South Dakota, Hog Rally this year!  Help build business!   
• to help you grow business: (1) start digital; (2) go to mail; (3) marketing mix
• understand the value of direct marketing mail . . . instead of people putting fliers in mail boxes and under door mats, U.S. Postal Service can sent ever door, direct mail, fliers, nicely designed and professional, and legal!  LOL!
• Simple Ideas, Big Marketing!  South Dakota Marketing Team . . . 151 college courses between the team in S.D., regional center for marketing ideas!
• hire good people--that is what makes a good business!
• creativity, so BIG!
• RFM analysis
• Maintaining customer relations: test, measure, review, make decisions!

List of Resources, Government Public/Private Partnerships!

• I am getting sick of writing, so look up their websites and home pages for entire list of their services . . . AMAZING, especially, the overseas, trade, export, international help!
• local, state and federal collaborations to help you get your business up and running!
• Montana Governor's Office of ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT
• VOICES OF MONTANA TOURISM: Jobs, Community, Economy
• Montana Manufacturing Extension Center: growth, innovation, efficiency, compliance, managment
• GUNS & BOOZE, MONTANA  . . . RENAME THE STATE!  LOL!
• 4 WAYS TO GROW:
• (1) change message; (2) count cost; (3) find new markets; (4) develop new products . . . reinvent your business, don't be afraid to change directions, count successes and failures!
• Montana Department of Commerce . . . the The White Hat Department!  People actually like them . . . in Utah, on the Brock et al, v. Herbert et al, civil rights case, the Department of Commerce, did regulatory inspections, compliance, rule making, etc., and took 110 financial planners securities licenses away, without providing proper due process, equal protection, and Constitutional standards, rights and protections!  So it is nice that Montana took those regulatory activities out of the department, and just focus on developing commerce, business growth, and helping connect you to other government agencies!
• SBA/SBDC: U.S. Small Business Administration, Helena, focusing on the 3C's: Capital, Counseling--Women Business Owners, SCORE, and Contracting!
• private lending, guarantees loans, insured policy for lenders: help start up companies . . . 1 in 2 fail in the first year, 1 in 5 barely survive, and 1 in 10 make it to the ten year mark, so lenders get a guarantee loan pay off . . . very NICE!    
• regional Veterans Business Center, 6 states in Helena!
• SCORE: 12,000 counselors, business owners, administrators offer their services and advice for FREE!
• SBDC: where local business meets economic development!
• ASK, ASK, ASK for help!
• Montana World Trade Center: 320 around the world, build out or customize international trade,extension of sales, marketing, research teams, export strategies, trade education, long term trade education
• U.S. Export Assistance Center: global networking, trade consulting, manage risk of trade, interpreting marketing reports abroad, business matching, commercial diplomacy, U.S. Ambassadors help, match making with products, international partner search, new markets
• Economic Development Administration, EDA: grants based, unemployment, based on per capita of community under income levels in community, 80% below
• funding based on population, public works, economic development . . . building a new business, need water, roads, sewers to service your business building!
• applicant match
• economic adjustments and funding: (1) collaborate; (2) public/private partnership; (3) national strategies priority; (4) globally competitive; and (5) environmentally sustainable developments

Keynote Speaker: Alex Papu--fourOsix brand!  Helena . . . Promoting Montana Lifestyle!

More Resources: Montana Women Business Center; Prospera Business Network; Rural Development Contracting Opportunities; The Business Development Center; Mission Mountain Food Enterprise Center; Montana Procurement Technical Assistance Center; Ravalli County Enterprise and Opportunity; USDA Rural Development; the State of Montana Manufacturing

TRUE CRIME: DOWNLOADING THE DEVIL; THE BOY WITH THE HEMP TATTOO--2 DECADE OBSESSION WITH MY BOYS AND THEIR MUSIC--TO GET TO THE SONS, NEED TO CONTROL THE MOTHER--JUST HAPPENED TO BE AN ATTORNEY, KODIAK BEAR MOM, PROTECTING HER CUBS! . . . THE RECORD EXCHANGE . . . THE DITCH AND THE DELTA, "MY RUST" CD, IMITATION WEBPAGE, FAKE HEART PLEAS FOR SUPPORTING THE BAND THAT GOT FUCKED, BY THE FUCKERS, TRYING TO CUT IN ON THE NEW BAND AND CD! EXTREMELY SOPHISTICATED CONSPIRACY . . . BOYLOVE, BISEXUAL AGENTS, QUEENSLAND, PUTTING AN AGENDA ON THE AGENDA, SECRET HI-TECH IT PERSONNEL, ENCRYPTED CODES, DEEP WEB, DARK INTERNET, SUPER SECRET INTERNET GROUP . . . OPERATING ON A "NEED TO KNOW ONLY" BASES, ALIAS INTERNET NAMES FOR COVER, LIKE MINDED MEN AND WOMEN, ORGANIZED GLOBAL MUSIC RING, UNDERGROUND REVOLVER, CANADA, OLD SITE FOR STEALING GOD'S REVOLVER MUSIC, MARKETING SECRET MARKETS, FAKE BAND WITH NEW NAME, SAME MUSIC, DIFFERENT MIX, TOURS, RUN BY HIGHLY SKILLED INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY CONNECTED INTO THE CIA, DIA, FBI, NSA, HACKERS, PORT OF COMPANY (CIA) . . . HE IS A SMART MAN, AND HE MAY BE SMARTER THAN ME, BUT HE IS NOT SMARTER THAN ALL OF US! GEORGIE, PORGIE, PUDDING IN PIE, KISSED THE GIRLS AND MADE THEM CRY . . . GEORGIE PORGIE RAN AWAY! PLATINUM . . . RICO, OR RACKETEERING, MONEY LAUNDERING, OFF SHORE BANKING, PATTERNS OF CRIMINAL ACTIVITY, MURDER FOR HIRE, HIGHLY SECURE DATA CENTER, SURVIELLANCE CAMERAS OVERSEAS . . . $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ . . . POWER, PRESTIGE, STATUS, CELEBRITY STATUS, FANTASY OF IT, GETTING AWAY WITH IT! BACK IN 2007, WHEN I WAS FIRST ABSOLUTELY SURE THAT THE MUSIC THEFT WAS GOING ON, AS IT IS NOW . . . I TOLD MY OWN MOTHER, GRANDMOTHER OF ELLIOT AND CHRIS SECRIST, BOTH MUSICIANS, EL HEAVY METAL, ROCK, CHRIS RAP, ELECTRONIC, DJ, RECORD SCRATCHING, THAT SHELLEY, BRET, KAY, AND OTHERS WERE STEALING ELLIOT'S MUSIC--DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT CHRIS AT THE TIME, AND HER RESPONSE WAS--YOU WILL HAVE TO PROVE IT! NOT, SURPRISE, SHOCK, DISBELIEF, BUT, JUST, WELL, ACTUALLY YES, BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO PROVE IT! WE HAVE ALL THE SMART GUYS ON OUR SIDE, SO GOOD LUCK! NO, GRANDMA, FUCK YOU!

 GROOMING PAR EXCELLENCE



HOTSPURS . . . CANDY LOVES CRUSHER! FRUIT LOOP BLOOPERS! MO CIA, PROTECTING PDQ NIP & TUCK QUEEN, BLOCKED ME FROM ENROLLING ON MY OWN NEW COMPUTER! BLOCKED ME ON QUEST BROWSER, BLOCKED MY BLOG WEBPAGE! DIAGNOSIC FIREWALLS COMPROMISED, PORT 80 OK, THE DOUBLE CONTROLLING--ACCESS, ACCESS, ACCESS; INTERNET TRAFFIC APPEARS BLOCKED ON PORT 443--MY ACCESS ON THE ACER CHROMEBOOK I BOUGHT YESTERDAY AT TARGET! NICE--COULDN'T GET INTO SET PERSONALIZED INFO, CAN'T FIX IT, NEW OR OLD ACCOUNTS BLOCKED! SERIOUSLY FOLKS, DO YOU WANT A GOVERNMENT WHO CAN: (1) TAKE THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY I HAVE ACCUMULATED OVER 60 YEARS, STEAL IT AND GIVE IT TO MY FAKE TIT, FAKE ASS, FAKE THIGHS, FAKE PEC MUSCLES, FAKE HAIR, FLLIGHT ATTENDANT FUCKING PHYSICAL EDUCATION DEGREE SISTER, AND GIVER HER NOT ONLY MY LAW DEGREE, BUT MY STELLAR KIDS, MY GRAND KIDS, MY CASES, MY MONEY, MY BLOG, MY LEGISLATION, MY PRESENTATIONS TO THE FEDERATION OF REPUBLICAN WOMEN, PRESENTATIONS ON SURVIVAL GRAMMAR, ON MY VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, DOMESTIC & DATING VIOLENCE, POLYGAMY AND OTHER FUCK3ED UP RELATIONSHIPS, MY MANUALS, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH! (2) USE ALL INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY, IN-LAWS WHO INFILTRATED MY FAMILY ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO AFTER I GOT 9 FEDERAL AGENTS AND INVESTIGATORS FIRED, FOR THE UTAH MEDICAL ASSOCIATION; (3) HAVE 24/7 WATCH ON MY COMPUTERS, MY CELL PHONE COMMUNICATIONS, THROUGH THE DIA, SCANNING ALL I WRITE, COMMUNICATE, AND REDIRECT IT TO ANOTHER IP OR SEVERAL OTHER IP NUMBERS AROUND THE NATION OR WORLD; (4) ALLOW SOMEONE OTHER THAN MYSELF, THE OWNER AND CREATOR OF MY GMAIL ACCOUNT, RUNNING MY EMAILS AND MY BLOG, AND LET SOMEONE ELSE HAVE ACCESS, CONTROL, COMMUNICATE, LOOKING FOR FAKE DEGREES--PROBABLY TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK, LIKE THE FRAUD BROADS WHO ARE NOT EVEN ATTORNEYS, AND THE ONES WHO ARE, ARE DUMB ASS ATTORNEYS, KAY STARTING 15 YEARS IN THE LAW BEFORE ME, AND BEING $10,000 PER MONTH IN DEBT, WITH BRETT, MY ALLEGED HUSBAND, REFUSING TO DIVORCE ME, AND GIVING KAY, EVERYTHING THAT IS NOT FUCKING HIS TO GIVE!; (6) BRINGING IN A TIGHT KNIT CIRCLE OF FRIENDS, FAMILY, CLIENTS, AND OTHERS, FROM FAKE BITCH ASS NIECES, PRETENDING TO BE MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS, AND ALLOWING FUCKING POLYGAMY! AND (7) GOOD GOD, THINK IF YOU THIS HAPPENED TO YOU . . . WE ARE TALKING THE MONARCH PROJECT, A SYSTEM OF KINGS AND QUEENS, PRINCES AND PRINESSES, SELF APPOINTED! (8) THE MIRANDA PROJECT--THAT IS WHERE THIS BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK COMES IN . . . THEY ARE TRYING TO GET RID OF ALL YOUR RIGHTS UNDER THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION AND I AM HERE TO BLOCK THEM, SO THEY WANT TO USE MY NAME, SYNANOMOUS WITH THE CONSTITUTION, BRING IN THE OBEDIENT BRITISH LOYALIST CHICKS OF THE MORMON CHURCH, AND US MY GOOD NAME, NOT THEIR NO NAME FUCKED UP LOSER NAMES, TO LEAD THE NATION ASTRAY AND DOWN THE PRIMROSE PATH TO HELL, SUBJEGATION, SLAVERY, SERVITUDE, POLYGAMY, BARBARISM, FINANCIAL DESPAIR--YEAH, GREECE, THEY, THE WORLD BANKERS, THE EUROZONE, ARE DOING TO YOU, WHAT THEY TRIED TO DO TO AMERICA, THOSE LITTLE BUSHIES, ONE WORLD ORDER FUCKS, BREAK YOU, MAKE YOU A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY, THE FIRST SHALL BE LAST AND THE LAST SHALL BE FIRST, MAKING EVERYONE EQUAL, UNDER A MONARCHY, PEOPLE WITH NO RIGHTS . . . AGAIN THIS IS SELF APPOINTED MONARCHY! MY ANCESTORY CONNECTS INTO THE KINGS AND QUEENS OF ENGLAND, TRACING THEIR GENEOLOGY BACK TO ADAM AND EVE, OR IN BRETT AND KAY'S CASE, INTO THE GRAND APES OF THE WORLD, UNDER DARWIN, WHICH TRULY HAS A PLACE IN THE ANIMAL WORLD, BUT NOT IN THE HUMAN WORLD, OTHER THAN TO LIST AND SHOW AN ORDER, SAME ORDER AT THE BOOK OF GENISIS, IN THE BIBLE, AMAZING, MAN AS WE KNOW HIM, STARTED ABOUT THE SAME TIME, THAT ADAM AND EVE WERE ALLEGEDLY PLACED IN THE GARDEN AND TECHNOLOGY STARTED! THIS GROUP OF COPS, ROBBERS, WHO WANT TO RULE THE WORLD, THROUGH THE BRITISH MONARCHY AND THE MORMON INTELLIGENCE OR IN MY WORDS, COUNTER-INTELLIGENCE WORLD, ARE TOTALLY FUCKED, TOTALLY CONTRARY TO ANY SEMBLENCE OF REASON, THOUGHT, MODERN WESTERN THINKING, AND CRITICAL ANALYSIS, THEY WANT TO TAKE US BACK CENTURIES, WITH REGARD TO WOMEN . . . I AM EVERYTHING THEY HATE, THEY HAVE TO THINK TO DEAL WITH ME, I DON'T OBEY, HEAD OVER HEELS, WHEN THEIR PROGRAM IS HEELS OVER HEAD . . . THE NEW SAUVE FOR HAVING A HUSBAND DIE IN ALL THE MILITARY ENGAGEMENTS OVERSEAS, IS TO SEND THE WIDOWS FUCKING SHOPPING! I HATE TO SHOP . . . THEY WILL TAKE YOU SHOPPING, WHILE THE BIG BOYS HANDLED THE DETAILS OF DEALING WITH JOANN S. SECRIST, THE BRASSY BITCH, BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK ATTORNEY! DEAL WITH IT FUCKERS, YOU DON'T GET AMERICA, OR GREECE, OR HONG KONG, THE UKRAINE, EGYPT, AND ANY RATIONALLY, SOVERIEGN THINKING COUNTRY, WITH PRIDE IN THEIR NATION . . . WE DON'T WANT ONE SIZE FITS ALL, WITH THE AMERICAN HOMELAND SECURITY POLICING THE WORLD, AND THE BRITS, WHO MAYBE ONCE RULED THE WORLD, AS DID THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE, TURKISH EMPIRE, ALEXANDER THE GREAT OF RUSSIA, THE ROMANS . . . ANTHONY AND CLEOPATRA! LET'S GROW SMART! YAWN LESS, SMILE MORE . . . SOVERIEGN NATIONS WORKING TOGETHER FOR WORLD PEACE, JUST LIKE THE IRANIAN NUK DEAL THAT WAS SIGNED THIS WEEK, WITH 5 WORLD POWERS JOINING IN, LIFTING ECONOMIC SANCTIONS, TRADE EMBARGOS, WORKING WITH VERIFICATION, AND IRANIAN LEADERS PROMISING TO BE TRUSTED! LET'S GIVE PEACE A CHANCE! TYRANNY, DESPOTISM, IMPERIALISM, FASCISM . . . WE HATE . . . JUSTICE AND FREEDOM FOR ALL MAN KIND! NOW THAT IS EVOLUTION, REVOLUTION, AND LOVE IT THE KEY!

CAT & MOUSE (JAMES "KENNEDY" PATTERSON) ABIDING LOVE TO STRANGE LOVE! LOL! . . . FRESH NEVER GROWS OLD! YOUR THRONE AWAITS YOU! LOL! EPIC GAME PLAY . . . FOOLPROOF STEEL? DEATH ROW STORIES . . . WHO IS THE CAT AND WHO IS THE MOUSE? AGENTS NOT VERY SMART, NEED TRAINING AT ALL LEVELS AND FLAVORS OF UNIFIED POLICE FORCE . . . BETTER HAVE FACTS, STORIES, TIMELINES ON ALLEGED CASES YOU SEND SOMEONE SMART LIKE MYSELF, OR I WILL CUT THEIR HEADS OFF . . . LOOTERS BEHEADED! NEW DAY, NEW ERA . . . BY WAY OF EXAMPLE, CARTOON IN SUNDAY'S NEWSPAPER . . . YOUNG SON, SOCCER PLAYER, WALKING WITH HIS FATHER . . . DAD, THE COACH SAYS I KICK LIKE A GIRL . . . THAT'S GREAT SON! REFERRING, OF COURSE TO U.S. WOMEN'S WORLD CUP SOCCER WIN, AND CARLI LLOYD'S 54 YARD FIELD GOAL . . . RUMOR HAS IT, THAT THERE IS PRESSURE ON THE U.S. MEN'S SOCCER TEAM TO PERFORM EQUALLY AS WELL AS THE WOMEN'S TEAM, GOOD LUCK ON THAT ONE! BUT GOOD LUCK ANYWAY, BANNER YEAR IF BOTH FEMALES AND MALES TOO BOTH SERIES OF THE WORLD CUP . . . LET'S DO IT, OR AS FIRST LADY, MICHELLE OBAMA WOULD SAY, "LET'S MOVE!" WHATEVER YOU WANT TO SAY ABOUT THE TRUMPSTER, WHO IS LEADING THE HERD OF GOP CANDIDATES FOR PRESIDENT, GOOD, BAD OR UGLY, WE KNOW WHAT HE IS THINKING, AND THAT IN AND OF ITSELF, AGREE OR DISAGREE, IS NOVEL AND REFRESHING COMING FROM A POLITICAL CANDIDATE, WITH MOST JUST LICKING THEIR FINGER, TESTING THE POLITICAL WINDS, AND VOTING OR TAKING A STAND, ACCORDING TO THE WIND! HILLARY, START FIGHTING LIKE A GIRL, FOR GOD SAKES . . . BALLS OUT, JUST GO FOR IT! CHECK OUT YOUR CONSESSION SPEECH, AT THE 2008, DEMOCRATIC CONVENSION . . . I THINK EVERYONE WAS WONDERING, WHY THE CROWD AND DELEGATES HAD SELECTED BARACK OBAMA! YOU WILL BRING SOMETHING DIFFERENT TO THIS COUNTRY, IF YOU STOP TRYING TO BE BILL, OR NOT OFFEND ANYONE, LIKE GIRLS ARE TAUGHT FROM BIRTH TO DO . . . ONE THING THAT IMPRESSED ME AND STILL DOES ABOUT PRESIDENT OBAMA, IS THAT HE HAD A PLAN, AND HE IS CONSISTENTLY WORKING THAT PLAN AND GONIG FOR HIS GOALS . . . AND GRATEFULLY SO, ESPECIALLY, NOW ON PRISON REFORM, GRANTING CLEMENCY TO WHAT ABOUT 45 INMATES, NON-VIOLENT OFFENDERS, AND LOOKING AT DOING MORE OF THE SAME, GETTING RID OF MINIMUM MANDATORY SENTENCES . . . ONE JUDGE COMMITTED SUICIDE, WHEN HIS SON COMMITTED SOME CRIME WITH A MANDATORY SENTENCE, WITH PUNISHMENT FAR BEYOND WHAT WAS CALLED FOR TO REHABILITATE, REFORM THE KID, RATHER THAN PUNISH . . . WE NEED TO MAKE INMATES PRODUCTIVE MEMBERS OF SOCIETY, GIVE THEM BACK THEIR VOTING RIGHTS, THEIR GUN RIGHTS, IF THEY ARE NOT IN THE CLASS OF CRIMINALS, WHO WE FEAR, IF THEY HAVE A GUN, LET THEM HUNT, FISH, DRIVE AGAIN, ONCE THEY HAVE PAID THEIR REASONABLE DEBT TO SOCIETY, CUT DOWN ON THE PERCENTAGE OF THE ADULT POPULATION WHO HAVE BEEN INCARCERATED . . . THERE WAS AND IS THIS MENTALITY, ESPEICALLY, IN PRIVATELY OWNED PRISONS, WHICH IS TOTAL BULL SHIT, THAT THE CAPITALIST SYSTEM SHOULD BE EXTENDED TO MAKING MONEY OFF ANOTHER PERSON'S MISERY . . . AND TO ALLEGEDLY STOP, CONSTITUTIONAL LAW ATTORNEYS, LIKE MYSELF, FROM SUING FOR THE CIVIL RIGHTS OF INMATES WHO ARE MISTREATED WITHIN THE PRISON SYSTEM! GOOD STUFF IS HAPPENING, KEEP IT UP . . . GOOD FOR GREECE (MY DAUGHTER SERVED IN THE U.S. MILITARY, NAVY INTEL, IN CRETE), WHO REFERRED TO GERMANY AS BEING "FINANCIAL ASSASSINS" . . . LOVE IT! DON'T FALL PREY TO THE EUROZONE, BANKERS, DEBT, AND BE CONTROLLED BY PEOPLE WHO DON'T REPRESENT YOUR POLITICS, LIFESTYLE, OR PREFERENCES . . . YOU ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES TO ACTUALLY REPRESENT YOUR POINT OF VIEW, GO FOR FREEDOM FROM FORIEGN OPPRESSORS, RATHER THAN FISCAL SAFETY . . . WORLD BANKERS, BUSH, AND OTHERS TRIED TO BRING AMERICA TO ITS KNEES TOO . . . AUSTERITY DOESN'T WORK--EAT, WORK AND BE MERRY, FOR TOMORROW YOUR ECONOMY WILL RECOVER! YOUR LEADERS, PEOPLE, POLITICS ARE SMART ENOUGH TO FIGURE THIS OUT!

Mom, That's Like Telling You To Watch a Movie About a Mansion, and Expecting You to Live in On!

 

The other day, when I was talking to my son, who was born an attorney, and is always telling me to get things like real property assignments or conversions put in writing, like the Uniform Commercial Code demands you do for real estate and real property, and me being the attorney, and the mother, blowing off his very legal and good advice, because I trust people, who have over the years totally ripped me off, being the absolute optimist that I am, and my son, being the total realist that he is, to the point of pessimism, and I have threatened for at least a year now, seeing how negative or realistic, my son's attitude is, going to purchase the movie, with Jim Carey in it, called, Yes Man!  He said, mom, telling me to watch that movie, and thinking I am going to change is like telling you to watch a movie about living in a mansion, and then expecting you to be in one . . . attorney, attorney, attorney . . . my son, is one of the few people, who will actually argue against me, and it pisses the living hell out of me!  A little respect son, and I remind him, that the only thing that is domestic about me, is I USED TO LIVE IN A HOUSE!  How quickly they forget, as I have spent the last year in homeless shelters, missions, and practicing law on the streets, serving the down trodden, the poor, the disenfranchised, and the less fortunate, being a huge projection on myself!  LOL!  The other statement, that my son doesn't know, that might shed some light on this subject is . . . Don't Steal, the government HATES COMPETITION!  Those two bumperstickers, are the only ones that I would ever consider putting on my car . . . IF I HAD ONE!  Two houses, a cabin, and 5 vehicles later, one would think my very brilliant, probably future attorney son, would connect the dots, put two and two together, and realize that his mother is a very exceptional woman, who has owned three homes, doing all by HERSELF!  LOL! 

 

I am sure that thought will come to him eventurally . . . this is how they learn!  LOL!  I think as parents we assume that our children get the bigger picture of things, when in reality, they may actually be working with the ENEMIES!  But, yesterday as I was laying in my bunkbed, at the Poverello Palace, it dawned on me, that I was actually living in a 5 million dollar mansion, with 167 servants, a full time staff, grounds keepers, chefs, in addition to the same number of new friends and acquaintances, as housekeeper, gardeners, cooks, dishwashers, and a full time office staff!  LOL!  So, son, you can forgo the mansion movie!  I am already there . . . now work on your attitude adjustment!  LOL!  The other day at the swimming pool, a mother came out of the pool area, with two young sons, both wearing batman or super hero capes, and both of them stopped in front of the candy machine.  The good mother, firmly and fairly informed her sons, that she left her purse in the car . . . nice move mom, so she didn't have any money, and they didn't need snacks anyway, they were just going home to eat lunch.  And on the way out, she said, And, I would like an attitude adjustment out of you two!  LOL!  Sometimes it doesn't how old a son gets, they need to be reminded, I am your MAMA!  LOL! 

THE PART OF ME THAT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE . . . MY SPIRIT! 

I didn't lose my brain, my resume, my credentials, my four bar memberships, my work history, which includes, 5 statewide jobs, top jobs, three colleges, honors and awards, that most attorneys, only dream of, publications which are still being used by the Department of Justice, adopted to human body trafficking, being #2 in the nation . . . not Salt Lake City, Utah, but the nation, on civil rights defense, as relayed to me by a very tech savvy client from Las Vegas, who waited a year and a half to be represented by your mother, as did many clients, having the two biggest civil rights cases in the nations, top blog in the world, before the fuckers in the government, hacker, NSA, DIA scanners, fucked with it . . . and enough honors and awards, accolades, and whatnot, to give 6 other women, kick ass resumes and honors--AND YOUR MOTHER DID IT ALL!  Nothing disappears just because people stole credit and money for my work . . . learn, that you are who you are, wherever you go, so be proud of it!  You see, my enemies, thought that if they took my houses, my law practice, my vehicles, said that even my children and grand children were someone elses, that, that made it true . . . what the fuck were they thinking?  Dumb asses . . . I am still me, always will be me, did exactly what I claimed to do, and did all the great things that I have done and continue to do . . . SO FUCK OFF, STOP TRYING TO LIVE MY LIFE, WHILE I AM LIVING IT!

REMINDER OF JUST HOW EASY IT IS TO KILL SOMEONE ON THE ROADS OR IN A VEHICLE . . . NO THANKS!

P.S., yesterday, I looked at a gold, hatchback or stationwagon, cute, probably a VW Jetta, out in Bonner, somewhere near the big ass truck stop, and thought I would try to get that, so I could avoid staying in one place and do what I intended to do, and did for the first year and a half I was in Montana, GET LOST IN MONTANA!  Sandra and I were just taking a bus ride out of town, to see the mountains and the river, and while I was thinking of having a car again, after 2 years, a white Rodeo SUV, was not paying attention, while going around a curve and almost ran into the front of the bus, almost had a head on, until it swurved in time for the bus, who would have definitely come out a head on that one, and got back into its lane . . . but, that struck me as Intel, from my guy, God, reminding me, just how easy it is to be killed, murdered, assassinated, or have an accident staged, when in a car, like the pipebomb, or the Ford Taurus, that was mistaken for me, three years ago, just outside of Missoula . . . and I was reported as dead . . . Cops, you are so unlucky, but they said I died anyway, and they have been trying to cover their asses ever since with fucking government hookers and doubles, liars, agents, bull shit like that!  The need and urge for a car, quickly passed . . . the bus is fine, better than death!  That episode yesterday, also reminded me of my friend and collegue, Patricia Bartholemew, the head clerk of the court of  Appeals and the Utah Supreme Court, my her and her husband, so brutally murdered in a head on collision, them on a motorcycle and the other driver, driving a solid vehicle . . . first responders, in on the assassinations and deaths, can state or say the alleged accident happened anyway they wanted to . . . she was just too damned honest to let you steal my three cases up on appeal in her office and courts! 

Abiding Love, Exchanged for, Strange Love?

Okay, it's been a while since I have written about James Kennedy, a fascination for most women, curiousity for most men . . . sometimes love interest, sometimes mystery, sometimes ghost, sometimes good memories . . . but, a sort of friend, up until last night, when she reminded me, that she is most likely an undercover agent, or paid to fuck with me, or just a pain in the ass, showed up last night, unexpectedly, at least to me, but not surprising either, seeing I had just written about my daughter, being up in Oregon, with the Hotshot Firefighters, and Rhonda, allegedly a former firefighter, who wanted me to help her with a case, against the Forest Service, where she allegedly worked, and got injured, back in 2001, just magically, or rather predicably, showed up, just out of the blue, like she has for the last year or so, at various shelters or soup kitchens, either to see what I am up to, or see if I can help her set up a blog or help her with her neverending case against the Forest Service.  But, last time I saw her, I had just left James in Butte, Montana, without telling him I was leaving, actually right after he had told me he loved me, knowing that he would be hurt, leaving to protect him, but leaving him in the dark, and not knowing exactly why I left, with my departure a mystery to him, for at least a month and a half.  I don't know how much that hurt him, or left him wondering, what the hell was going on, the timing, and wondering if he had offended me by telling me he loved me . . . he is much more sweet and tender than I ever would have imagined . . . or never expected to be dumpt and left!  LOL!  I would imagine a little of both!  LOL!

 

So, like most females, and the total opposite of most males, the women want to know about what really matters . . . what's up girlfriend, catch me up on your love life!  LOL!  Rhonda, whom, I consider a friend, but always suspect, given the timing of her appearances over the last year, and the circumstances, surrounding our interactions, and of course, with my history, and my activities and the nature of my life, past, present and future, everyone is suspect, and I don't trust anyone, but she, imparticular, as others, as of late, don't have a real good record with me, but as always, I abide by the principles and concepts I hold, near and dear, like that of being presumed innocent, until proven guilty or an enemy, which happened in a big way last night.  But for a while, things were cool, and she asked me if I had seen Kennedy?  Well, that is an interesting question, and no, I have not actually seen him in person, but there are strange occurances, events, signs and symbols, that might lead me to believe that he is in the shadows, watching where I am and what I am up to . . . my blog is an excellent way, to know, where, why, what, and with whom, I am doing whatever with, for or against!  LOL!  However, with modern technology, what I am actually writing, may actually appear, to be coming from baby sister, Rachel, Shelley, big sis, Kay, ex-friend/attorney average, Sue . . . Relief Society Sister from Hell, Tiffany, praiseworthy, until teaming up with Daddy Dearest . . . the alleged, unexpendables, who are nothing without the alleged, Expendables . . . attorney, rock star, hot shot firefighter, military, compiler of the stars . . . STELLAR FAMILY misfits, due to brilliance and production . . . replaced by exactly WHAT?

NSA just tuned in, lol . . . protecting Rachel, fake ass bitch!  LOL!   Could you be more obvious?  LOL!  I can't move the cursor, bet "they" are cursing ME!  LOL!  FUN, FUN, FUN . . . I love this Blog!  BAD ASS . . . Bad to the bone!  LOL!

BODY, EXCHANGED FOR, BRAIN?  LOL?

You know, I was thinking, after swimming, that James has a body, better than I deserve, but I have a brain, better than he deserves!  LOL!  So, maybe it is a wash . . . tit for tat, baby!  Rachel, actually goes much better in some ways, look wise; however, if I am not projecting my brilliance onto him, he might actually go better with me, and get very, very, very bored with Rachel.  The other day, I was eating, and somehow, my desert ended up, being placed by me, on top of the main entre' and so I got a piece of onion with my mouthful of sweets.  That combination, reminded me of a statement, made by Rachel, who is much, much sweeter than I am, another plus for sweet Kennedy, I am Queen of Mean, until I trust a man, which is basically NEVER . . . but, Rachel made a comment on her ex-husband, and she had made in on many occassions while she was married . . . she compared Christian Hickey, to an onion . . . she said, you peel off one layer, after another layer, looking to find something of depth and meaning, but you never find it . . . projection, projection, projection!  LOL!  That's okay, James, I realize the challenges and difficulty men have, competing between one head ruling and the other head, below the waist ruling!  LOL!  I have often thought, while up in Heaven, with God, before birth, that if God, gave me a choice of being male or female, I would surely have chosen to be FEMALE . . . I am a control freak, don't want an unruley member of my body, and prefer to be a rationalist, rather than driven by more base desires!  LOL!  Pro-Choice I am!  LOL!

 

There is hope for Mr. Kennedy, however, he told me that he had a Ph.D. in numerology, or something to do with numbers, or is that epistomology . . . see, I can dumb down a notch or two, but just can't bring myself to go as low as Rachel . . . lol!  But, again, I have always chosen the higher pleasures, that of the brain, not dumpster dived, into the bodily desires!  That is why I chose my husband, whom is and was, extremely smart, bright, and intellectual, never ever disappointed me in that area, rather than my four year, football playing boyfriend, who ended up, the football captain of the Running Utes, at the University of Utah, where I ended up teaching family law, undergrad, for 7 years!  Demonstration of my committment to the brain over the brawn!  No, Kennedy, was not much of a conversationalist, but, hey, we were sitting in a mess hall, with about 40 other people, and we never got alone, because, I was sure James was either a bounty hunter or assassin, still not sure, but do think he is a cop of some flavor!  Bird of a feather, flock together!  Good guns, good people, good times . . . if you call dining with thieves, robbers, liars, murderers, and fakes, good?  Sorry, I was not born yesterday, nor can a bunch of guys and girls, with brains the size of a walnut and bodies of apes, Kay and Brett's preferred lienage--impress me much!  Once when Brett and I . . . oh, when Kay was me, and I was, who?, Brett and I got into a discussion on evolution, and I asked Brett, if we desended from apes . . . why are there still apes hanging around, why didn't all of the species evolve?  Where are our tails?  And who would he prefer to descend from . . . God, Adam and Eve, or a fucking ape?  Think Planet of the Apes . . . no thanks!  I love my divine brain . . . see why I hate these guys being me so much!  Dumb asses, who think they are cooler, smarter, when in reality . . . the best thing about them, is US, meaning my family, which they all want to claim, plus my accomlishments, so go figure?  Sorry, forgot to tell the story about the books . . .

The Book Exchange . . . Abiding Love, Strange Love?

I am definitely not a novel reader, strange for an English major . . . not P.E., Rachy, but, one night, I was tired, being homeless is exhausting at times, with nowhere to lay your weary head, and not TV to watch, and down time, all the time!  LOL!  But, I was standing in line for dinner, and noticed a book, called, Abiding Love . . . nice, I like that, and the picture on the cover, reminded me, of the statement I once said about James and Me, retiring, holding hands, looking at a sunset, over the corn or wheat fields on a Kansas farm . . . where he allegedly grew up.  If Kennedy is sitting on the front porch in Kansas, it is not with bad ass . . . she is sitting typing this blog, at St. Patrick's Hospital in Missoula, Montana . . . imposter, especially if she has a good body, and is as dumb as a door nail . . . nice, however, friendly, good homemaker, fun . . . will give credit where credit is due, very much into shopping and decorating, even though I am a much better decorater than she is!  LOL! 

 

I generally like to read magazines and newspapers, something that doesn't take long, doesn't involve reading over a column or two, page or two, because, I get bored easily, and will never, never finish a book!  I read to my kids, and they all assumed because I put them into reading programs, that I was a reader--only when forced to, by assignments in school, or doing legal research, or staying up on current affairs, or seeing something interesting, but other than that, hell no, I would always rather be living MY life, than reading about other people's lives . . . perhaps that is why, all these reader sisters and ex-friends, love my life . . . LIFE IS A JOURNEY . . . LIVE IT!  And I have!  But, while a bit elementary for me, it appeared short enough for me to read, at least a page or two before, I got completely bored and fell asleep . . . it worked.  In fact, that second I started reading this very sappy story, I was completely gone, to la la land, sleepville!  Finally, even boredom couldn't make me pick up the book, so I put it in the window, until one night, I left it on my bed. 

 

In an extreme need of something totally boring to overcome the Diet Coke in my system, I reached for the book, Abiding Love, but it was gone . . . who would take that stupid book, and where in the hell did it go?  I didn't think much of it, just that someone saw it and decided to read it themselves, which didn't upset me much.  I was a bit bugged, that my sleeping elixir was gone, so I stared at the bottom of the upper bunk to go to sleep.  Okay, so one night, I go to get into bed, about three days later, long enough to left me know, the book was gone, and something was amiss, or that it was apparent that it had not just been misplaced, but, low and behold, there it was on my pillow, or so I thought.  The lights were off, so I just took the annoying book and placed it in the window with several other books, like the Blind Assassin which caught my attention, but it was far too long for my liking, so I glanced through the table of content one night, but after than had little interest.  So, not having looked at the cover of the book I thought was Abiding Love, in a fit of boredom, the following night, I picked up the book in the window, that was the same size, same sort of cover design, but different and what I thought was the one book, was actually a different book, called, STRANGE LOVE?  I don't believe it was by the same author, but I am not sure . . . I looked through the chapters, and it was about a single woman, looking on dating sites for some new romance . . . was that a hint, or was there some message in the new book, that was closer to reality than the previous, rather sappy, perfect, husband and wife, lovers, who had met in high school, and had entertained and kept each other's interest, through thick and thin, better or worse. 

Was STRANGE LOVE a Manipulation or a Message?

If I were to look through all 40 or so women at the Pov. Palace, I would say, the two, who just ended up in the bunkbeds next to me, to be undercover agents.  One is actually the Bathroom Troll, the chick who snarled at me the first time I got up and tried to have a peaceful morning in the bathroom to be shared by that number of women . . . this chick, like some undercover chick, who didn't know the rules of the jungle, and thought she was entitled to privacy, in this very not private bathroom, early as it was, actually, after I put her down a time or two, became very timid, but fun and kind of entertaining, while still appearing to be, doing a personality profile of me, having allegedly an advanced degree or several of them, in the field of psychology; however, then I said I wanted her to analyze the Poverello population and let me know what her assessment of them was, she declined or pretending not to hear me, and I said it several times . . . allegedly she is this or that!  Story of my life!  So, her and the lower bunk, which is now occupied by an Indian chick from India, very cute, married to a white guy, and pretending to be missionaries of some sort.  Again, unlike there cover, they were assigned to do the floors in the dining area, and two nights in a row, their Christain values went right out the window, when trying to clean the floor, not starting until 9:30 P.M., with staff, kicking us out, into the yard, and then ordering us, really, they are very nice, telling us to go back in, and this allegedly righteous couple . . . lol . . . went ape shit, yelling at the first victims who came through the door!  LOL!  We were all shocked, and taken back by the Holy Rollers!  Hub and Wife team, with Jesus shirt on everyday!  LOL!  Hypotrics . . . but good for a few laughs!  LOL!  She is really nice, but I believe, faked a torn muscle, so she could get in the bunk next to Me!  Appears so . . .

 

I was shocked, but right around the time the Abiding Love book was replaced by the Strange Love book, these two, being right next to me, having started way across the room, being suspect in the first place, were now, right next to me, being just as suspicious as the exchanged books!  What the fuck, I don't like change, and I sure as hell, don't like to be manipulated!  The book was written by someone with the first name, Lisa . . . that is Kay's little sister's name, so symbolic of her . . . the heart CD, that replaced the Grand Funk Railroad, Bad Time to Fall in Love . . . might have been a manipulation also, with Kennedy, or the real guy I met, liked him before I knew his last name, so Kennedy was just a plus, and he is probably some Kennedy double, and he looks very much like one, and probably a Honey Trap, seeing I met him in December and wrote a shit load on the Kennedy assassinations and deaths, just a few weeks earlier . . . or he could be a real Kennedy, and just wanted to see who was writing the blog, but most people would think that the other, alleged, Fancy Ladies . . . to steal a line from a historic plaque on the Animus River Walk, in Durango, wrote the blog, so he had to be an insider, because, I have to fight daily, just to post this blog, and have had to since 9 days after I started it, September 21, 2013 . . . or actually, it was redirected as early as October 9, 2013, when I hit 13 million hits in less than 34 seconds . . . and that not close to the 155 million in about 54 seconds . . . but let's say in about a three week period of time, fuckin' scanned and redirected to make it appear that MY WRITING, copyrighted, as blogs and writings are protected under the U.S. Constitution and the beginning of patent and copyright laws, appears to be coming from another location or IP address, when in reality, it is just me, little old me, funny old me, cool old me . . . FRESH NEVER GETS OLD!  But, the new loving CD, replacing, the hunk, Mark Farner, who reminds me of James, was written or produced by Leigh Productions . . . lay, yeah, that is what the chicks are, nothing but lays . . . Brett was with a Leighla or Layla or lay la, after me, or Kayla . . . so, most likely, the EPIC GamePlay . . . good try, fun thought, but always weary of your stupid waste of time and interference in my life . . . think they are pulling a Jim Carey . . . that movie where everything was a set up, and on a production set, until he realized that everything was fake . . . NO I am the REAL, KAY, YOU are the fucking fake ass twitch bitch . . . asphalt equipment called . . . DITCH THE WITCH!  JUST MADE A TYPO, "TY" symbolic of Tyrone Southwick, Shelley . . . big sister, fitting, government hag . . . rat ass bitch's, youngest bastard's name is Ty!  Shelley, neither you nor Kay, Rachel or Sue Pooh, get to be my kid's, mothers!  You get your SHIT!

TWISTED FAMILY ROOTS!

I saw this very interesting t-shirt picture the other day . . . it showed a tree, and as the roots of the tree, symbolic of kids, family connections, family roots, lienage, parentage, etc., when down into what was to be considered the ground, the trunk of the tree, was depicted going around and around and around, in a circle of confusion, covering the trail, the road if you will, to the roots, that came after the many, many circles . . . this is basically, how these fools, tried to bury the roots of my children's parentage, so as to make me disappear, and I got intel, that either a fake James Kennedy, met Rachel, allegedly me, the mother of my four children, ditching her own, trashy brood, hooking up with Kennedy, in Durango, cruising around Montana on the back of a biker's bike, being his biker bitch, which I said I refused to be . . . bikers treat their bitches, their old ladies like shit, like they own them, disgusting, but both or all, Kay, Shelley and Rachel have all been abused wives . . . which I have not, and they dig being dominated, told what to do, and think it is cool to have to obey, test of loyalty to their fucked up men!  Kennedy told me a few stories, like a biker bitch, being told to obey, go into a bar and let all the biker friends of her man, fuck and rape her . . .real turn on, huh?  Or the biker who didn't like seeing his bitch sell her body, pole dancing, so the old man shot and killed her, throwing her in a dog kennel . . . oh, totally awesome . . . you've been dealing with the wrong type of chick, Honey, amp it up a notch, go for something better than some chick that is willing to sit topless on the back of your hog, boucing up and down, trying to catch hot dogs on a string, entertaining the men in the biker pack . . . fucking disqusting, only I could see why you would want Rachel's or
Shelley's fake tits, or Sue's, or Kay's . . . I mean, I would never, humiliate myself doing that shit and I told you that, so getter choose them!  I am too classy to do that fucked up shit!

 

Can you see why I can't stand these fuckers, having anything to do with my kids, with my grandkids, with my name, blah, blah, blah . . . I can't stand stupid ass men and women who play fucked up games like this with my FUCKING DAMNED GOOD NAME!  Take your lame ass dominatrix bull shit, your obedient chick shit, tying them to the pole in the back yard, throwing them grapefruit shit, like a dog, so they loose weight shit!  I am sure, to get at billions of billions of dollars, from both son's music . . . Intel, yesterday, kids who looked like Chris, who did rap, electronic music, had a gold shirt with a music symbol on it, and the kid who got on the bus with him, looked like Chris now, handsome stud, had a black shirt, with about 12 rappers, either singing or listening to music . . . money signs, stolen through surveillance in his room and stealing through cyber space or just when he was gone, but there is equipment to scan music, and see if it was pirated, just like Elliot's music . . . genius runs in the family!  And we are the Expendables in the Fucked up Southwick clan, that I choose not to be a part of . . . famous ones are out, fuckers, you are left with what your lame ass kids can produce!  I think George, at least from my Intel, is smart enough to chose Nicole, my beautiful daughter . . . not the hippy, Schmidt chicks whon are going to be big ass battle axes and asses just like Sue . . . this boyz club, cops, plays to the boyz . . . not going for what makes them happy . . . brains of walnuts, bodies of apes!  LOL!  Dallas, don't think he is as smart as George, or hasn't been in the past, hopefully, Greta, is getting her flames lite up in Oregon!  GO For it BABY . . . YOU DESERVE A REAL Man!

HOPE YOU HAVE A FUCKING GOOD TIME!  RUMOR HAS IT, HE'S THE ONE, SHE'S LEAVING YOU FOR!