VOLCANIC VALENTINE! SMASHVILLE. ZOOM + CARE. DRAMAMINE. COUNT ALL HER BONES. COCKTAIL POP. HEISER. MOZART'S COMEDY ON SEX. CODE PHONE #: 0700. THE LAST KNIGHT: "THE WOUNDS OF HONOR ARE SELF-INFLICTED." --MORGAN FREEMAN. THE ROADS TO DISHONOR ARE "BRIBERY AND EXTORTION!" SMARTBAR TIME-OUT. SMARTBAR POSITION. SMARTBAR POP-UP TAB. MONEY. MONEY. MONEY. FARMER OWNED DARIGOLD! DEA. SEED. CHANGING THE LIVES OF CHILDREN IN FOSTER CARE! FOSTER GRANT. BROOK SHIELDS. BELLETINI. FRANK'S DOODLES. THE WIFE WE ALL SHARE. MAGGIANO'S LITTLE ITALY. SIR MIXALOT. CHANGED MY PASSWORD TO MY CELL PHONE . . . SOMEONE CHANGED MY PREVIOUS ONE! YESTERDAY, I HAD 10 VOICEMAILS, TODAY ONLY 6, EITHER FAMILY, OR NOT IMPORTANT CALL BACKS OR MISTAKES . . . WHERE ARE THE OTHER 4? TRYING TO GET ME DISQUALIFIED ON SOCIAL SECURITY DISABILITY, WITH MEDICAL REVIEW, DOUBLE DOCKET, PROTECT SHELLEY OR BROOK SHIELDS, COP CUNT, PRETENDING TO BE ME AND MUCH LIKE THE DECEMBER 2017 ATTEMPT AT FINANCIAL TERRORISM, MY INFORMATION WILL GO TO SHELLEY, SO SHE CAN FILL IT OUT TO FIT HER SHIT, AND I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET A HOLD OF THE PERSON! NOW, I TOLD THE CHICK, I TALKED TO, WHO WAS GOING TO SET UP A PHYSICIANS REVIEW, WHICH IS FINE, THAT I MIGHT BE MOVING BACK TO UTAH; HOWEVER, I GOT MY HOUSING IN SEATTLE . . . WHEN I TRIED TO CALL BACK THE NUMBER THE CHICK HAD CALLED ON, IT SAID THAT, STATE OF WASHINGTON, NUMBER WAS NO LONGER IN USE? WHAT, MEDICARE IS A FEDERAL PROGRAM, AND SHOULD BE CONNECTED TO FEDERAL SOCIAL SECURITY DISABILITY, NOT THE STATE OF WASHINGTON! SHELLEY, NOR KAY, NOR RACHEL, NOR THE DUMB ASS BASTARDS THEY FUCK, HAVE WORKED, IN GOVERNMENT, AS FAR AS GETTING A BIG PICTURE . . . DID SOMEONE, CATCH THE ERROR, BEFORE I DID????????? TOOK, THE NUMBER, OFF, AFTER REALIZING THAT, WHILE, MEDICAID, IS ADMINISTERED BY THE STATE, AND SOME, MEDICARE, OPTIONS FOR DRUGS AND SHIT THAT SHELLEY AND KAY ARE ON, OR FOR COVERING KIDS THROUGH THE CHIP PROGRAM, SOCIAL SECURITY, AND MEDICAL REVIEWS ARE NOT CONNECTED TO EITHER FEDERALLY CONNECTED PROGRAM, A WHOLE DIFFERENT SYSTEM, BUT CONNECTED. THESE DUMB ASSES, DON'T KNOW JACK SHIT AND THEY BUMBLE THEIR, WAY, THROUGH THE SYSTEMS, USING, WHAT THEY, KNOW, BUT HAVING THE MONEY TO BRIBE, EXTORT OR THREATEN, THOSE THEY NEED TO COVER UP THEIR MESSES! THAT PERSON, AND IT SOUNDED SO UNOFFICIAL IT WAS A JOKE, PROBABLY SOME, LAME ASS, MORMON BITCH, FBI AGENT, WHO DOESN'T KNOW JACK SHIT EITHER AND I AM GUESSING, THAT, WHEN, I SAID, I WAS FINE WITH, HAVING A MEDICAL REVIEW, AND TO SEND ME THE TIMES, PLACE AND DATE, SHE FREAKED AND SAID SHE COULD ASK ME, THE QUESTIONS OVER THE PHONE?????????? NO, I REMEMBER THE MEDICAL REVIEW, WITH THE DOCTOR, WHEN, I FIRST, HAD TO GET ON SOCIAL SECURITY DISABILITY, LIKELY, AS FUCKED, BUT REAL, AS, MY FATHER AND SHELLEY COULD CONCOCT, THINKING THEY WOULD KILL ME WITHIN 2 YEARS, SO NO WORRIES AND ABSCOND WITH THE $3,000 PLUS THE SOCIAL SECURITY, THAT SHELLEY EVEN FILED FOR GUARDIANSHIP WITH THE 1ST DISTRICT COURT, BACK IN LIKE 2004 OR 5, BUT THEN WITHDREW, WHEN, I WAS STILL SMART ENOUGH, AND MANY JUDGES KNEW ME, FORMER, PROSECUTORS, JENKINS, MAYBE, THAT SHELLEY CHICKEN SHITTED OUT, BUT SHE HAS TRIED DESPERATELY FOR 18 YEARS TO GET IT, BECAUSE, SHE CAN'T BE ME WITHOUT IT! PLUS MY KIDS SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS, ARE ALL CONNECTED TO ME, CASH FOR KIDS, SO COZZIN REPLACEMENTS, ARE FUCKED WITHOUT, THOSE TOO . . . THAT IS WHY, I RAN! AS LONG AS I AM ALIVE, THEY CAN'T STEAL MY KIDS IDENTITIES, AT LEAST, OFFICIALLY, AND ALL THE WAY! THESE GUYS ARE A PIECE OF WORK, THE GYM GUYZ. THE ALLEGED, PRODUCE GUYZ, ALL MAKING MONEY HAND OVER FIST, ON ME AND MINE, FOR, A LONG, LONG, LONG TIME! IF YOU CAN'T TAKE CAPONE DOWN, ON MURDER, MOB SHIT, TAKE THEM DOWN, ON COMMUNICATIONS FRAUD AND THE HUNDREDS OF FEDERAL FELONIES, THAT ARE COMMITTED, DAILY, OVER THE LAST, 17 YEARS! YMCA IS ON A MISSION! YOU HELP ME, I WILL HELP YOU WITH YOUR MISSION! THAT IS THE REASON, I PICKED UP A COPY OF THE WASHINGTON STATE CONSTITUTION, AND I ALREADY FOUND SOME GOOD STUFF! AFTER WRITING MOZART'S COMEDY ON SEX, AND TALKING ABOUT MISSING THE FIRST, ALMOST 3 QUARTERS OF THE SUPER BOWL, WITH A TOASTY WARM ROOM, HOT PIZZA, AND CUDDLING UP WITH THE WASHINGTON STATE CONSTITUTION . . . IMPLYING THAT, THE CONSTITUTION PUT ME TO SLEEP! LOL. THE SIZE OF THE DOCUMENT AND BOOKLET IS A BIT, PROHIBITIVE! LOL. IT IS THE SIZE OF THE BELLEVUE PHONE BOOK! LOL. NOW, THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION, IN PAPERBACK, POCKET SIZE, AND ON PAGES, THAT ARE ABOUT, 1/4TH, THE SIZE OF A FULL PAGE IN A BOOK OR PHONE BOOK, OR IN THIS CASE, IN THE WASHINGTON STATE CONSTITUTION, THAT SHOCKED ME, WHEN, THE DUDE, OLDER DISTINGUISHED LOOKING GENTLEMAN, WHO GAVE ME THE CONSTITUTION, THAT SHOCKED ME, SEEING THAT I HAVE NOT ONLY READ, BUT, MADE MY OWN, HELPFUL VERSION OF THE UTAH STATE CONSTITUTION, WHICH IF I RECALL, AGAIN, IN POCKET SIZE, IS BASICALLY, ROUGHLY 32 PAGES, AS I RECALL, WITH, MONTANA'S AND ARIZONA'S CONSTITUTIONS, BEING, 25 TO 30 PAGES, NEVADA'S CONSTITUTION, SIMILAR IN LENGTH, SO WHEN, I GOT THIS MASSIVE BOOK, I WAS LIKE, WHAT THE HELL IS IN THIS, A HISTORY OF THE STATE TOO? I'M NOT MUCH OF A READER, BUT FOR ASSIGNED, LAW SCHOOL, READING OR CASE RELATED, OR RESEARCH TO HELP SOMEONE WITH A PROJECT . . . NOVELS PUT ME TO SLEEP AFTER WORKING OUT AT LA FITNESS, 5 OF THE LAST 7 DAYS, SO, DON'T BE EASILY OFFENDED, STATE OF WASHINGTON, NOR EAGLES . . . MOVIES PUT ME TO SLEEP TOO, FRIENDS, WOULD INVITE ME OVER FOR A VIDEO, AND I WOULD BE ASLEEP, BEFORE THE PREVIEWS WERE OVER, AND MY FRIENDS, WOULD WAKE ME AFTER THE MOVIE AND SAY, IT'S BEEN REAL HAVING YOU FOR A MOVIE, JOANN! NEEDLESS TO SAY, I LEFT THE COPY OF THE CONSTITUTION, FOR THE HOUSEKEEPER, WHO MIGHT PASS IT ON TO THE FRONT DESK LADY, I AM ESTABLISHING A RELATIONSHIP WITH, KIND OF LIKE SLEEP INN, IN MISSOULA, AND SUPER 8, LATER, ECONOLODGE, IN KALISPELL, MONTANA . . . I AM GOING TO HAVE TO BE SITTING UPRIGHT AND HAVE A PURPOSE BEFORE I READ THAT BEAUTY! PLUS I DIDN'T WANT TO CARRY IT FOR THE NEXT 6 MONTHS IN MY BACKPACK, TOO HEAVY! LOL. THE POOR MAN, SEEMED, APOLOGETIC AS IF HE HAD, GOTTEN THIS RESPONSE BEFORE, AND HE SAID, WELL, ALL OUR STATE OFFICIALS ARE ELECTED . . . I THOUGHT, IS THERE A DESCRIPTION OF EACH, OFFICE, AND A DIFFERENT, ELECTORAL PROCESS WITH ALL OF THEM, THAT NEED TO BE SPELL OUT????? LOL. I ASKED ABOUT, THEIR WASHINGTON SUPREME COURT, SEEING THAT ATTORNEYS ARE PART OF THE JUDICIARY, AND ARE SWORN IS AS OFFICERS OF THE COURT, AND ALL YOU, FUCKING DARIGOLD, DEA BASTARDS, OR PORT AUTHORITY, ASSHOLES . . . I AM THE CHECK AND BALANCE FOR YOU CLOWNS, ON ASSET FORFEITURE, OR ANY OTHER, SHIT YOU DUMB ASSES DO! JUST LIKE CONGRESS AND THE FEDERAL JUDICIARY, KEEPS, THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH, FROM THE PRESIDENT, TO THE CIA, TO THE FBI, IN CHECK AND BALANCE, I AS, AN OFFICER OF THE COURT, PLAY A ROLE IN THAT TOO, WITH, TOTAL, LEGITIMACY, TO SUE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, LAME FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SORRY. I AM JUST A BIT PISSED, THAT THESE, STUPID LUNATICS, THINK THEY ARE ABOVE THE LAW, AND ARE ENTITLED TO STEAL, WHATEVER, WHENEVER, AS EXTORTION, OR PAYBACK FOR ME, KILLING, THEIR FEDERAL, JUNKYARD, BULL SHIT, ALLEGED, LEGALIZED, THEFT OF, CITIZENS PROPERTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE IN CHECK MATE! ALL I NEED IS BUD! SMILE. GREENWOOD IS MY VALENTINE! KISS. PHINNEYWOOD THAT IS! ANYWAY, JUST LIKE, COPS TELL CITIZENS, "I'M JUST DOING MY JOB" . . . WHEN, I KICK YOUR ASSES, I AM ACTING AS AN OFFICER OF THE COURT, TRAINED IN THE LAW, AND KEEPING YOU IN CHECK! YOU SHOULD THANK ME FOR IT, NOT, PICK SOME, LAME ASS, MORGAN FREEMAN, TO PRETEND HE IS ME, THEN, ASSIGN MY TRILLIONS, TO PEOPLE WHO PLAY THE GAMES, AND GET PIN NUMBERS TO FREELY ROB ME, DAILY! THERE IS A GREAT, COVER ON "THE STRANGER" ON VALENTINE'S . . . IT SHOWS, WHAT, I IMAGINE, RACHEL, AKA, ME, AND JAMES, AKA, A COP, BEING A KENNEDY, ARE DOING . . . MS. BOOBY PRIZE, AND HAIRY, ARE LAYING, INSIDE A HEART SHAPED, BOX OF VALENTINE'S CANDY, WITH SOME EATEN, OTHERS, NOT, BOTH, SHIRTLESS, HIM, FEEDING HER, CHOCOLATE TRUFFLES, OR SOMETHING WITH WRAPPERS . . . ON A BEACH SOMEWHERE, WARMER THAN, SEATTLE! LOL! PERFECT. SO, NOT ME! MOZART'S COMEDY ON SEX! NO SEX. NO SHOW! GREAT! NOW I CAN HAVE THE SUPER BOWL PARTY, I PLANNED FOR MYSELF! LOL! OH, WHAT FUN! THERE IS A PICTURE, AND I AM NOT GOING TO STATE WHERE IT IS, OR IT MIGHT REVEAL, MY CRUSH . . . BUT, THERE IS A WOMAN AND MAN, SITTING, TALKING, TOUCHING HANDS, SOMETIMES, MORE IS LESS, AND LESS IS MORE . . . BOTH ARE WEARING WHITE, SYMBOLIC OF PURITY, CLEANLINESS, AND INNOCENCE! THAT IS THE WAY, I GUESS I SEE ME AND HIM. I COULD BE WRONG, BUT, THE CARTOON, CHARACTERS, INDICATIVE OF THE BEACH FROLICKING COUPLE, MAKING THE FRONT PAGE OF THE STRANGER, IS JUST NOT ME!!!!!!!!!!! HUGGY, HUGGY, KISSY, KISSY, SMOOCHY SMOOCHY! BLAH! LOL. WHEN, MR. DEA., SAID THE LAST ATTORNEY HE SLEPT WITH, HE DID, THAT SHIT, UNDER A BLANKET . . . I RESPONDED BY SAYING . . . I'M NOT THAT EASY! HE MOVED TO EASIER PREY OR YOU CAN'T RAPE THE WILLING? LOL! THE CREATURES GET WHAT THEY DESERVE, BUT FOR THEIR PRISON CELLS! THE FEDS ARE NOT ABOVE THE LAW. THEY CAN'T SELL ME, PUT UP NATIONAL BARRICADES, TO BLOCK ME FROM MY LIFE, MY FAMILY, MY MONEY, JUSTLY AND HONESTLY EARNED!!!!!!!!!!! UNLIKE THE COPS AND CUNTS! I JUST NEED ONE GOOD COP, LIKE ME . . . MARRIED, SINGLE, WHATEVER, ROMANCE IS JUST A FANTASY, I AM LONELY . . . IN THE MOVIE, THE LAST KNIGHT, WHO HAD TO CUT, MORGAN FREEMAN'S HEAD OFF, WAS MARRIED, BUT, ACTED THE DRUNK, THE LOSER HUSBAND, THE DEGENERATE, SO HE COULD PULL OFF, GETTING REVENGE FOR THE 7TH CODE, THAT ALL, HIS MEN, ADHERED TO AND WERE FAITHFUL TOO, MUCH LIKE TAKING THE OATH, THROUGH, AFFIRMATION, TO THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION, THAT I HAVE TAKEN, AT LEAST 4 TIMES! WE ARE ONLY AS GOOD AS OUR WORD! I ALMOST TOOK OFF FOR UTAH TODAY . . . COPS, GOING TO HAMMOND HOUSE, MADE ME JUMPY, AS DID, ACTIONS, SURROUNDING ME, MENTIONING, MY $9.99 WALMART RADIO, THAT ONE OF THE STAFF, ASKED ME IF I LEFT, MINE AT THE FRONT DESK . . . NO, I HAVE MINE . . . OH, THERE IS ONE JUST LIKE YOURS, THAT, WE FOUND, WHERE YOU WERE ON THE STATIONARY BIKE? SET UP FOR, COVERGIRL, LEAVING ONE LIKE MINE????? ALWAYS THIS TYPE OF BULL SHIT! WHEN, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM AND YOU HAVE, MY MONOPOLY MONEY, TO BRIBE SOMEONE, TO MAKE BELIEVE, OR MAKE IT LOOK, LIKE, RACHEL, SUPER JOCK'N JILL, LEFT IT AT THE GYM, WHEN, THEY ARE IN TEXAS LOUNGING AROUND ON THE BEACHES, NEAR BROWNSVILLE OR SOMEWHERE IN THE CARIBBEAN, RATHER, THAN, WORKING OUT AT THE GYM, LIKE, ME . . . THERE IS ONLY ONE! SORRY MEN, ONLY ONE OF ME! SORRY COUNTRY . . . THERE IS ONLY ONE! VERY EASILY, THE LAST KNIGHT, BACK IN THE EARLY, 1990'S! MORMONS ARE TAUGHT, THAT, THE CONSTITUTION WOULD HANG BY A THREAD . . . IT WAS! SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT! MORMON FOLKLORE, HAS THE ELDERS OF ISRAEL, ACTUALLY, SAVING THE PRECIOUS, INSPIRED DOCUMENT, BUT, THEY ARE THE WORST OFFENDERS, CASE IN POINT . . . GOING AFTER, NOT DRUG DEALERS, TERRORISTS, BUT, ME, A BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK??????? WE ALL TOOK, VERY SIMILAR OATHS, BUT SPECIFIC TO OUR, BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT AND OUR INDIVIDUAL MANDATES AND JOBS, SO WHY, ARE ME AND COPS ENEMIES? I HAVE NEVER, EVER, FAILED, TO PROTECT, DEFEND AND PRESERVE THE CONSTITUTION, EVER, STATE OR FEDERAL. CAN THEY ANSWER THE SAME QUESTION IN THE AFFIRMATIVE????????????????????????????????????????????????????

YES, THE WOUNDS OF HONOR ARE SELF-INFLICTED, AND I WOULD, DO IT ALL AGAIN . . . MUCH LIKE OUR VETS, AND THOSE WHO, TRULY, LOVE THIS COUNTRY!  GLAD TO SEE, SOME OF MY FELLOW ATTORNEYS, IN WASHINGTON, D.C., CALLING IT LIKE IT IS, WITH, TRUMP, RUSSIA, AND SOME COMING TO THEIR SENSES, TRUMP IS AN "EMPTY VESSEL" WHEN IT COMES TO THE CONSTITUTION AND THE LAW! --EPA DIRECTOR, PRUITT!  FORMER, ATTORNEY GENERAL, FOR OKLAHOMA OR SOMEWHERE, I BELIEVE!  I AGREE!

LATELY, REFERENCES TO, SERIOUS SENATORS AND CONGRESSMEN!

IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE!

I DIG, EVERY, PRECIOUS, MINUTE OF IT!

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

I WILL READ THE WASHINGTON STATE CONSTITUTION, NOW THAT I AM GOING TO BE A RESIDENT FOR AWHILE!

LOL.

SIP INTO A GREAT BREAKFAST!  STARTING AT 3:30 AM, NORTH STAR, GREENWOOD, AMAZING, FOOD, BUT, SO CALM, I FELT OUT OF PLACE, SO I HIT, MCDONALD'S FOR THE MORNING, EXCITEMENT, AND LAUGHS!  SOME DUDE, CAME AND SAT BY ME, FACING ME AND ASKED IF HE COULD STARE AT ME.  NO.  DON'T TALK TO ME EITHER!  PRETTY TOUGH CHARACTERS!  ON THE GOOD SIDE OF THE MORNING, WE HAD A GREAT DISCUSSION ON, THE SUPER BOWL, MR. MAGIC, TOILET COP, WAS PISSED THAT, THE SIMPSONS, OR SOME CARTOON CHARACTERS, PICKED THE WINNING SCORE, ONCE AGAIN . . . 41 EAGLES, 33 PATS!  WE ALL GATHERED AROUND, DUDES, CELL PHONE, TO RE-LEARN OUR ROMAN NUMERALS!  SUPER BOWL IS THE ONLY TIME EACH YEAR, THAT, WE NEED TO KNOW THEM!  LOL.  COUNTER HELP, WAS SHOCKED, THAT I DIDN'T ORDER MORE THAN, A DRINK . . . OH, I AM STILL FULL FROM MY FIRST BREAKFAST!  LOL.  I JUST NEEDED SOME ENTERTAINMENT!  LOL.  AND I GOT IT!  LOL.

 MY BUDDIES, THE MCDONALD'S, BATHROOM COPS OR SECURITY GUARDS ARE BACK ON DUTY . . . WE ARE BACK TO NORMAL, AT THE WILDEST, CORNER, IN SEATTLE, WITH THE CRAZIEST PEOPLE, WHO, ROCKIN' TO THE BUMP'N GRIND MUSIC, OF PAST ERAS, THE COLORFUL, OF THE 7 TO 8 MILLION, HANGING AROUND, ON THE CORNER, OF PINE AND 3RD . . . BEFORE 8:00 AM, THE COPS HAD BEEN CALLED, MAYBE TWICE! WITH SECURITY, CHASING, TWO CHICKS OUT OF THE PLACE, ONE IN BARE FEET, FINDING A CONDOM--THAT APPEARED TO BE USED, ON THE FLOOR IN THE ENTRY WAY OF MCDONALD'S . . . MAKING FEMALE EMPLOYEES, SQUEAMISH, LEAVING THE SCENE OF THE CRIME FOR THE TOTO COPS TO PICK UP, LOL, OH, THAT IS NOT USED, PROBABLY USED TO, RIP A TAG OFF, I THINK, SOME SHOPLIFTED OR PURCHASED CLOTHES?  WHAT?  MAGIC, HAD, ALREADY, CONFISCATED, A EYEGLASS BOX WITH, NEEDLES AND DRUG PARAPHERNALIA, IN IT, AND THE ENTERTAINMENT IS FREE!  LOL.

ONE OF THE CHICKS, CHASED OUT, SAT DOWN, OUTSIDE, TO LISTEN TO THE MUSIC, BUT WAS REALLY LOUD, YELLING, SO, MAGIC DUDE, TOLD HER, SHE HAD TO GET OFF MCDONALD'S PROPERTY, JUST A FEW FEET AWAY, OUTSIDE THE PILLAR.  I HAD TO LAUGH, AS SOME, CUSTOMER, STOPPED, MAGIC AND ASKED, WHY HE HAD TO BE SO MEAN??????  LOL.  WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU . . . IT IS NOT EVEN 10:00 AM!  HELL, IT WASN'T 8:00 AM!  LOL.  THE REGULARS, LIKE MYSELF, ADDED THEIR TWO CENTS, AS TO WHAT, THEY WOULD DO!  WE ARE ALL FAMILY HERE!  LOL.

LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL!

OUR FATHER, WHICH ART IN HEAVEN, BLESS THE COLORFUL, THE WILD, THE CRAZY, THAT MAKE THIS WORLD, SO FUN!  LOL.  OH, AND DON'T FORGET THE SECURITY GUARDS, WHO ARE JUST AS WILD!  LOL!

MADE MY DAY!
LOL.