The Law, is the Law, is the Law--Know Your Rights: SARCASM LEVEL "EXPERT." DRY BOX. FLATBED. SHELLFISH SHOWCASE. SPOKANE. WE SPEAK BBQ. GRUBHUB NOW DELIVERS IT! BLOODWORKS. LAKE UNION SEA RAY. EUGENE. SCREAM. NOT! THEN OUT CAME THE SUN. WILD GINGER. ALASKAN COPPER. BABY, YOUR ALL THAT I WANT. LOVE IS ALL THAT I NEED. ANGELS OF THE WIND. SPARKLING WATER IN SECONDS. SECONDUSE. LIVIN' IN AMERICA. --JAMES BROWN. DAVE'S BREAD. LEAVITT. PUGET SOUND STEEL. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACT MY AGE--I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS AGE BEFORE! LOL. SHORT JUMPER NOT GUNS. HOTHEADS EXTREME HEAT. NOT EVEN IN YOUR DREAMS! GIVE THE GIFT OF RIDE! ORCA CARD. SHELBY HALLIDAY. MONTHLY REGIONAL PASS TODAY! INEVITABLY ME. LOL. DUDES ALL GETTING EMPLOYEE SUBSIDIZED BUS PASSES! THEY ALL SEEMED, GENUINELY HAPPY ABOUT IT! ME TOO! I LOVE MY BUS PASS. LOVE JUST CHILLIN' TO MY MUSIC WHILE I LEAVE THE DRIVING TO THE BUS DRIVER! DON'T TOUCH THE BUS DRIVER! LOL. WHILE ALL OF YOU ARE FIGHTING MORNING TRAFFIC--BUS RIDERS FOR THE MOST PART ARE IN THE HOV LANE, OR THE BUS LANE AND CRUISE PASSED THE REST OF YOU! EMPLOYEE OF TACO DEL MAR, THE OTHER DAY, SAID, HE IS SITTING IN TRAFFIC, WHILE HE SEES THE BUS, PASS HIM, EVERY DAY . . . WHY DON'T YOU GET A BUS PASS? NOVEL THOUGHT TO HIM! DON'T THINK HE EVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT! SAVES MONEY, TIME, AND STRSS, THAT WHITE KNUCKLE DRIVING IN SEATTLE TRAFFIC! A VIRTUAL AGENT, JUST POPPED UP ON MY COMPUTER SCREAM! NO THANKS, SICK OF YOU ASSHOLES! GET OFF MY LAWN! MY MORNING WAS EXTREMELY INTERESTING: (1) AT MCDONALD'S SOME 50 YEAR OLD BLACK DUDE STRUCK UP A CONVERSATION WITH ME . . . I MENTIONED I WAS TESTING MY SON, AND TOLD HIM ABOUT MY GRAND-DAUGHTER, OF SPLITTING HER LIP, JUMPING FROM ONE BED IN HER ROOM TO THE OTHER ONE, AFTER, HER CAT ATTACKED HER! NOT LOL. BUT SHE IS DOING FINE, AND YESTERDAY, WHEN, I SPRUNG, MY MOVE TO UTAH, ON MY SON, WHO LIVES IN PROVO, HE STARTED TO COME UP WITH EVERY LAME ASS EXCUSE, THAT, I MIGHT NOT WANT TO MOVE, SO FAST! YIKES! LOL. "Y" WHO IS 3 YEARS OLD, AND SMART LIKE HER GRANDMA, GOT ON THE PHONE AND SAID, "GRANDMA, YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO MY DADDY." DO YOU KNOW, THAT I AM YOU DADDY'S MOTHER? I DON'T THINK SHE GETS THE RELATIONSHIP! LOL. HE HAS TO LISTEN TO ME! HONOR YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, REGARDLESS OF THE FACT, MOVING TO THE SAME TOWN, IS JUST TOO DAMNED CLOSE! I SAW AND SIGN LATER, THAT SAID: NICOLE JUN1, OR GOD INTEL, THAT IT IS GOING TO TAKE NICOLE, ALSO MOVING BACK FROM WASHINGTON, D.C. AREA, IS GOING TO TAKE SOME TIME TO ADJUST TO BEING AROUND MOM AGAIN . . . ONCE A CHILD, ALWAYS A CHILD! NO MATTER HOW, SMART, SUCCESSFUL, AND SAVVY! "Y" WILL LEARN THAT WITH HER DAD SOME DAY TOO! MY DREAM, DIDN'T SPECIFY, WHEN TO MOVE TO PROVO, BUT, IT DID INDICATE, THROUGH THE TOWN CLOCK, AT THE EMPORIUM, THAT, THE TIME HAD COME, TO, AS MY SON, WARNED ME, TO DEAL WITH WHATEVER IS WAITING FOR ME IN UTAH . . . HE TRIED TO GO BACK TO 2001, WONDERING IF THE PERSON WHO STOLE MY $160.00 THIS WEEK FROM MY BANK ACCOUNT, MUST HAVE GOTTEN SOME OF MY MAIL, DUE TO THE FACT, THAT, I DIDN'T BOTHER TO CHANGE MY ADDRESS, WHEN, I WAS POISONED, OR LATER, WHEN, MY TRUCK WAS TAKEN, OR MY CAR BLOWN UP, AND IRON COUNTY, COPS WERE FRAMING ME FOR, THEM, BLOWING UP, MY CLIENTS' BEATER CAR, THAT I BORROWED, AFTER THE FOUR SHERIFFS, TOOK MY TRUCK, ILLEGALLY, ULAWFULLY, UNCONSTITUTIONALLY, AND CRIMINALLY, BY A JUDGE, WHO, HAD ALREADY EXTORTED, $500 FROM ME FOR MISSING OR REFUSING TO COME, TO HIS JURISDICTION AND THE 7TH JUDICIAL DISTRICT, AFTER, MIND YOU, AFTER, I HAD APPEALED HIS CASE TO THE UTAH COURT OF APPEALS, FOR HIS ERRANT, "ARBITRARY AND CAPRICIOUS" DISSING OF MY CLIENT, A FORMER, PLAYBOY BUNNY CENTER FOLD! NO, AFTER BEING ROBBED BY THE SHERIFFS, MY HOUSE STRIPPED, OF WHATEVER THE COPS WANTED, AND MY TRUCK WAS HAULED OFF . . . AND I WAS GETTING OUT OF JAIL FOR, BEING ARRESTED FOR AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT, FOR TELLING TWO COPS, TO TAKE THE WARNING ON MY CLIENTS' CAR, FOR MIRACULOUSLY, HAVING BOTH, HEADLIGHTS BURN OUT SIMULTANEOUSLY, LIKE FUSES, WERE FRIED, SO THE COULD STOP ME FROM LEAVING THE FUCKING STATE, THAT I AM CRAZY, TO THINK, I WILL LIKE MORE, THAN, WHEN, I LEFT! LOL. CHRIS' ARGUMENT! LOL. WE'LL SEE, IF MY KIDS, CAN PERSUADE ME, THAT, UTAH IS NOT THE PLACE FOR ME, EVEN THOUGHT, MORMON PROFIT AND GOVERNOR, SAID, THIS IS THE PLACE! WHEN HE ENTERED THE DESOLATE SALT LAKE VALLEY, BACK IN 1847! LOL. OH, YEAH, BEAUTIFUL STATE, BUT, THE MORMONS LIVE THERE! LOL. VICTORIA'S SECRET, THEY LIVE HERE TOO! BLACK DUDE GAVE UP, TRYING TO HIT ON ME. SMILE. HE STARTED TO TALK TO OFFICER LOPEZ, WHO, IS TRYING TO KISS AND MAKE UP, FOR SETTING ME UP, EVERY MORNING, DURING THE HOLIDAYS, FOR TWO WEEKS, WITH COP STING OPS! LOL. HE TOLD ME TO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE . . . I SEEM TO ATTRACT IT FOR SOME REASON. LOL. (2) NEXT, WAS, THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD, LOOKING AT LOPEZ, AND I THINK THE FIRST BLACK DUDE, WAS WITH THE OTHERS, BECAUSE HE WAS THE POINT MAN, TO KEEP LOPEZ BUSY, TALKING, WHILE THE OTHER BROS. SAT ON BOTH SIDES OF ME, AND THREATENED ME . . . THERE ARE ABOUT, 5 SMALL HIGH TABLES AND CHAIRS ON BOTH SIDES, ALL VERY CLOSE TOGETHER. I WAS IN THE MIDDLE, EATHING, ROCKING OUT, AND TEXTING. JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, WHEN, THIS DUDE, SITTING DIRECTLY ACROSS, FROM ME ON THE NEXT TABLE, SAID TO THE OTHER BRO. LEAVING . . . HEY, YOU KNOW, I WOULD KILL FOR YOU, RIGHT? THEY BUMP KNUCKLES. THE ONE, LOOKING DIRECTLY AT ME AND THE OTHER, BEHIND ME AND LEAVING, SAID, I WOULD KILL ANYONE FOR YOU! HEY, DON'T LOOK AT ME--I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WORTHY OF DEATH, AT LEAST TODAY! LOL. I THOUGHT, THESE ARE PROBABLY, MILES AND OTHER HOT CHOCOLATE, SWIM, BUDDY FREINDS, AND I THINK ABOUT A STATEMENT THAT, MILES SAID, THAT HE IS ONE THING, AT 40 SOMETHING, BUT THESE YOUNG DUDES, THEY, ARE A VERY, VERY DIFFERENT STORY . . . FOLLOWERS OF THE AMERICAN, NELSON MANDELA? COME ON. I HAVE EVERY RIGHT, TO LIVE WHERE I WANT TO LIVE, TO BREAK UP WITH OLD BOYFRIENDS, TO SEE NEW ONES, AND A CITY OF 7 TO 8 MILLION, IS BIG ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US! JUST KEEP YOUR DUDES OUT OF MY HOOD, AND MY TERRITORY, AT MCDONALD'S! LOL. NOW IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH . . . (3) THIS DUDE, NAMED, JEFF, A FORMER GREENWOOD, BOY, A FRIEND OF A FRIEND, WORKS FOR SOME ATTORNEY, WHO IS REPRESENTING, 60 ATTORNEYS, WHO, HAD THEIR LAW LICENSES, YANKED, BY A FORMER ATTORNEY GENERAL . . . HE WANTS ME TO WORK WITH THEM ON THE CASE, LIKE I AM JUST FEELING HUMAN, AFTER MY OWN, TWO CIVIL RIGHTS CASES IN UTAH, OR HELPING WITH THE MONTANA SALISH-KOOTENAI WATER COMPACT, HAVING MY LIFE THREATNED FOR THE LAST 5 YEARS, SINCE LEAVING, UTAH, WHERE IT WAS IN JEOPARDY TOO! LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK! IS IT THE FEMALE THING? THAT I AM CUTE? COME ON! THIS GUY OFFERED, ME A FREE, OFFICE SHARE AND TO PAY ME, FOR WORKING ON THE CASE . . . I WAS, INTRIGUED, BEING RIGHT UP MY LINE OF, MY EXPERTISE AS, FORMERLY #2 IN THE NATION FOR CIVIL RIGHTS, REPRESENTING, FINANCIAL PLANNERS, CFP'S, SECURITIES DEALERS, ETC., WHO, GOT THEIR SECURITIES LICENSES, PULLED, WITH THE S.E.C. REGULATORS, TELLING WEALTH MANAGERS, THAT, SURE, THEY HAD CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS, BUT IF THEY EXERCISED THEM, THEY WOULD LOSE THEIR, SECURITIES LICENSE! NO! NO! NO! GOVERNMENT AGENCIES, HAVE TO GIVE, PHYSICIANS, FINANCIAL PLANNERS, AND ATTORNEYS, THEIR, CONSTITUTIONAL AND CIVIL RIGHTS, BEFORE TAKING THEIR LICENSES OR FREEZING THEIR BANK ACCOUNTS, PROHIBITING, THEM FROM OBTAINING THEIR ATTORNEY, OR HAVING ACCESS TO LIVE, WHILE, INVESTIGATION IS GOING ON! THIS IS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF, AFTER THE ACTION, WHICH IS NOT, DUE PROCESS, NOR EQUAL PROTECTION, UNDER THE LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERE IS THE HITCH . . . JEFF, THE FIRST TIME I MET HIM, SAID, AND, AFTER OFFERING ME, A MUCH NEEDED JOB, SAID, I THINK YOUR CUTE! FUCK THIS. THERE ARE GOING TO BE STRINGS ATTACHED, OR, SEXUAL HARASSMENT, IS GOING TO BE PART OF THE JOB. MY BETTER, ANGEL, THAT IS NOT, MATERIALISTIC, HAS REFUSED TO CONTACT THIS MAN, USING, THE HOLIDAYS, TO DISTANCE MYSELF, FROM THIS GUY, WHO, SEEMS, INTENT ON USING, A CASE TO DIE FOR, IN MY LINE OF WORK, THE CARROT, AND COVER, FOR, I WANT TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT! NO THANKS. NOT EVEN IN YOUR DREAMS! EVEN THOUGH, I AM, 63, I HAVE, HOTTIES, LIKE THE ONE, AT KEN'S MARKET, THE OTHER DAY, WHO OVERHEARD ME AND MY SON, GOING AT IT, AND, FOLLOWED ME OUT OF THE MARKET, ASKING ME, IF HE COULD HAVE MY BLOG SITE, SO HE COULD READ, AFTER BEING INTRIGUED, BY, MY CONVERSATION WITH, MY DOUBTING THOMAS SON, WHEN, I SAID, IT IS ABOUT TIME FOR YOU, AND YOUR SIBS, TO LEARN WHO YOUR MOTHER, REALLY IS! ME AND YOUNG HOT, TALKED, FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES, AND, WHEN, I HAVE, INTERESTS LIKE THAT, WHY THE FUCK, WOULD I EVEN BE INTERESTED IN SOMEONE, THAT NO TIME IN MY LIFE, WOULD I EVER, BE INTERESTED IN? LOL. I AM USED TO AND HAVE BECOME ACCUSTOMED TO VERY GOOD LOOKING MEN, FROM MY EX-HUSBANDS, TO ALL THE VIRTUAL AGENTS, TO LOVERS AND BOYFRIENDS, AND I USE THOSE TERMS, LIBERALLY. I HAVE BEEN CLASSIFIED AS SOMEONE WITH, ENERGY, OFF THE CHARTS, STILL, FIGURE, THAT WOULD BE TRUE, AND WITH THE PERSONALITY OF A HOOKER, BUT FOR MY RELIGIOUS BELIEFS, AND HAVE GAINED A REPUTATION, LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT! LOL. I AM A CHALLENGE FOR ANY MAN, REGARDLESS OF THE AGE DIFFERENCE . . . A MODERN RELATIONSHIP! AGE IS NOT BARRIER. SMILE. SO, THIS GUY, WHO IS WORKING WITH THE ATTORNEY, LIKELY SENT BY SHELLEY, OR KAY OR BRETT, PRETENDING TO BE ME, THE FAMOUS ATTORNEY, FORMER, ATTORNEY GENERAL, LIKELY DIRECTED THIS FUCKER TO ME, TO GET ME, ONCE AGAIN, TO DO THE CASE, AND WIN, WITH THE VULTURES, WAITING IN THE WINGS, FIRST TO LEARN FROM ME, AND SECOND, TO STEAL, THE BOUNTY, AFTER, I WIN . . . I DON'T TAKE CASES, I CAN'T WIN, OR THE LAW IS NOT ON THEIR SIDE! I DON'T KNOW THE FACTS OF THE CASE, YET, BUT, SEEING THE FUCKED UP DIRECTION, OF THE GOVERNMENT, WITH THIS, "AFTER THE ACTION" CHEAP SHITTING, CITIZENS OF ALL THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS, PARTICULARLY, THEIR DUE PROCESS, OR RIGHT TO NOTICE AND A HEARING 'BEFORE" TAKING A LICENSE . . . INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY! THAT IS OUR SYSTEM, WE, NEVER CHANGED, AND THE U.S. CONSTITUTION, IS STILL, THE "SUPREME LAW OF THE LAND" AND FUCK THE PATRIOT ACT, SHIT,T HAT SEEMED TO START THE DOWNFALLS OF THE RIGHTS, FREEDOMS, LIBERTIES, PRIVILEGES, PROPERTY RIGHTS, AND PROTECTIONS, GUARANTEED, IN THE CONSTITUTION! BATTLE FIELD, LINES OF DEMARCATION BETWEEN, ME AND MY ENEMIES OF THE LAST 25 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM STILL RIGHT! FUCK YOU! SO, I HAVE RUN INTO, THIS MAN, ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS AND HE HAS BEEN PLEASANT, AND I HAVE, GIVEN SOME LAME ASS EXCUSE, THAT I WILL CONTACT HIM, AND HIS ATTORNEY, BUDDY, AFTER CHRISTMAS, THEN, THE NEW YEAR, AND SO, HERE WE ARE! I DIDN'T EVEN BRING UP THE THOUGHT . . . I DID HOWEVER, ASK, DO YOU COME, TO MCDONALD'S EVERYDAY? JUST CHECKING, SO I CAN START GOING SOMEWHERE ELSE. SMILE. BUT SERIOUS. THIS IS WHERE, HOTHEAD, PROBABLY EXTREME HEAT, GETS PISSED, FOR NOTHING . . . YES, AFTER, I GO TO THE GYM, EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH, GOOD FOR YOU, AS I AM FINISHING MY COMBO MEAL OF EGGS, CHEESE, AND BACON, ON A BISQUIT, WITH HASH BROWNS AND ON MY THIRD DIET COKE! HE SAID, GETTING MORE AND MORE PISSED, FOR WHATEVER IN THE FUCK REASON . . . WHEN, I CONGRATULATED HIM AND ASKED HIM WHERE HE GOES! ALMOST LIKE I WAS SOME WIFE, HE, TELLS, THE SAME THING, DAY AFTER DAY . . . THE,YMCA. OH, THE YMCA! I TOLD YOU THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO YOU DIDN'T. I DID. I DID. RACHEL'S DUDE, HE IS PISSED, THAT, I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT, BEING THE CHICK,,WHO IS UNASHAMED, THAT, EVEN AN XL OR EXTRA LARGE CAMBODIAN, FRENCH CUT, SWIMMING SUIT, DOESN'T FIT OVER MY AMERICAN THIGHS! LOL. HE SAID, I TOLD YOU, I COULD GET YOU, A FREE, FREE, FREE . . . AND HE COMES OVER, TO MY TABLE AND WRITES ON THE TABLE WITH HIS FINGER, ALL ANGRY AND PISSED, "FREE" MEMBERSHIP. I GO TO LA FITNESS . . . OKAY, THE NSA, OR THE MT. HOOD, CREW, WHO HAS ACCESS TO THIS BLOG, AND THE INTERNET USING, THE NSA, "RENT-A-TOOL" SERVICE TO FUCK WITH MY BLOG, HAVE POPPED UP, AND EXTRA PAGE, FOR THE 10TH TIME TRYING TO STOP ME FROM WRITING . . . TOO REVEALING, THAT I AM NOT THE SKINNY MINI'S! AND UNABASHEDLY, PROUD OF THAT FACT! THEY ARE PROBABLY, SKIING, ON MY MONEY, AND FAME! WHATEVER. I DIG THE SHIT OUT OF MY NOT SO BORING LIFE! NOW, THE PROBLEM WITH ME, IS THAT, I HAVE A "10" FACE, AND ABOUT A "5" BODY, THAT IS STARTING TO MOVE TO A 6 TO 10, IF, EVERYONE WILL JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! I LOVE TO EXERCISE, DIG THE HELL OUT OF IT, BUT FUCKING WITH MY BUS, MY BANK, MY MEMBERSHIP, MY HOUSING, MY GRANDKIDS . . . BET, THEY DID THIS TO THREATEN, CHRIS AND KAT, TO OBEY THEM, OR ELSE! YOU SEE, THE MOB, OR MOBLIKE COPS, HAVE THEIR WAYS OF MAKING SURE, THAT PEOPLE, MY KIDS, COMPLY WITH THEIR WISHES, LIKE "CALLING THEM, BY MY NAME!" BUT, THIS MAN, AND ALL MEN, SEEM, TO, GO APE SHIT, WHEN, THERE IS THE SLIGHTEST, FORM OF REJECTION, OR NOT INTERESTED, LIKE, I AM THE ONLY WOMAN, ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET AND IF THEY DON'T GET ME, I DIE! LOL. THIS GUY, HAS DONE NOTHING, BUT, TALK TO ME, ON RELATIVELY, FEW OCCASIONS AND LIKE I SAID, AT MY WORST, I WOULDN'T BE WITH THIS DUDE! HE MAY HAVE BEEN A LOOKER, AT ONE TIME IN LIFE, BUT, FUCK, NOW, HE HAS, ONE CRAZY EYE, THAT, IS JUST NOT IN MY LEAGUE, AS, MEAN AS THAT SOUNDS! LOL. I AM A COP TROPHY. EVEN NOW. I AM LIKE THE PRIZE, ELK, BUT, I AM FEMALE! THAT SONG, SHE DOESN'T KNOW SHE BEAUTIFUL, KIND OF FITS ME; HOWEVER, I DO KNOW, I AM BEAUTIFUL, BUT, THAT HAS, "NEVER" BEEN MY FOCUS IN LIFE, NOR WAS IT WITH MY FOUR, VERY BEAUTIFUL KIDS . . . THEY WERE FUCKING BORN WITH THAT, WHAT DO THEY GET TO CLAIM? ON THEIR OWN? THAT IS WHAT I AM INTERESTED IN . . .