The Law, is the Law, is the Law--Know Your Rights: THE SANTA ANALOGY TO THE TAX REFORM. YOU TAKE YOUR KIDS TO VISIT SANTA. KIDS ARE MAKING A LIST AND CHICKING IT TWICE. KIDS WRITE A LETTER TO THE NORTH POLE! THE KIDS ARE GOOD, THE NAUGHTY LIST, IS NOT AN OPTION. THE KIDS RUN DOWN, CHRISTMAS MORNING, AND FIND, A NICE BIG, PACKAGE, DRESSED UP, IN SHINY CHRISTMAS PAPER, A HUGE ASS BOW, AND YOUR KIDS NAME IS ON THE PRESENT! HE SCREAMS WHEN, HE SEES, WHAT HE ASKED FOR UNDER THE TREE, GLISTENING IN THE BRIGHT LIGHTS OF THE CHRISTMAS TREE. WHEN, HE RUNS TO THE PRESENT, TO HIS SURPRISE, IT IS NOT HIS NAME ON THE PRESENT, BUT, SANTA IS THE GIVER, BUT SANTA IS THE RECEIVER TOO! THE KID LOOKS PUZZLED, BUT SANTA SAID? WELL, THE PARENTS, SADLY TELL THE BRIGHT AND SHINY BOY, THAT, SURE, SANTA PROMISED, TO BRING HIM, A BIG PRESENT FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD BOY, BUT, THAT IS JUST NOT WHAT HAPPENED IN THE LONG RUN, EVEN THOUGH, ON HIS LAP HE SAID, HE WOULD BRING THE SPECIAL PRESENT, THE LETTER FROM THE NORTH POLE, AFFIRMED, THAT, YEP, THAT WAS THE PRESENT, SANTA AND ALL THE ELVES, WERE GOING TO BRING TO THE GOOD LITTLE BOY. SO, WHY, ON CHRISTMA MORNING, DID, SANTA LEAVE A PRESENT UNDER THE TREE, FOR HIMSELF? THE PARENTS, HAD NO ANSWER FOR THEIR VERY GOOD, VERY SAD, LITTLE BOY. WE ARE NOT SURE, WHY, SANTA WOULD TELL YOU ONE THING, AND THEN DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE, LEAVING HIMSELF THAT, WONDERFUL BIG PRESENT, UNDER, THEIR CHRISTMAS TREE . . . BUT, I AM SURE, THAT THERE IS A GOOD REASON, RIGHT SON? ALL THE SUDDEN, THE BOY, TO HIS SURPRISE, TURNED TO SEE, SANTA, COME INTO THE ROOM, NOT DOWN THE CHIMNEY, BUT, RIGHT THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR! SANTA SAID, HO, HO, HO, MERRY CHRISTMAS! OH, I SEE, THAT, THE BIG PRESENT UNDER THE TREE, IS, FOR ME!!!!!!!! WELL, WHAT A GOOD BOY, YOU WORRIED ABOUT SANTA, AND NOT YOURSELF! GOOD BOY. SANTA SAT, TOOK THE LITTLE BOY, WITH TEARS STREAMING DOWN, HIS CHEEKS, AND TOLD HIM, THAT, THIS IS JUST THE WAY, SANTA'S WORKPLACE WORKS! YOU SEE THE ELVES, MRS. CLAUSE, AND THE REINDEER, INCLUDING, RUDOLPH, DECIDED, THAT, IT WAS, ALL OF THE PEOPLE, AT SANTA'S WORKSHOP, NOT THE GOOD GIRLS AND BOYS, WHO, DESERVE, TO GET, A NICE, CHRISTMAS PRESENT, THIS YEAR. SANTA, OPENED HIS PRESENT, AND LEFT, WITH THE LITTLE BOY, CRYING HIS EYES, OUT, WITH THE PARENTS, NOT KNOWING, WHAT TO TELL, THEIR SWEET SON . . . WHILE, SANTA, FLASHED, A WICKED SMILE, AND, HE JUMPED IN HIS SLEIGH, LOADED WITH ALL THE GOODIES, IN THE BIG BOX PRESENT, AND, HE, HIS ELVE HELPERS, WHO GET SOME OF THE TOYS AND YUMMY DOLLS, AGREEING TO SHARE WITH THE REINDEER, LEAVING NOTHING FOR THE GOOD GIRLS AND BOYS! WHEN THE CHILDREN CRY.