The Law, is the Law, is the Law--Know Your Rights: THANKSGIVING TOAST BOX! CRACKLING WITH JOY! CACKLING WITH FUN! TURKEY TROTT. HOLIDAY PUMPKIN. JUST SOME HOUSEKEEPING ITEMS, BEFORE GOING ON TO TODAY'S BLOG: (1) A NOTE ON THE "MEN ARE LIKE HAPPY MEAL TOYS--COLLECT ALL OF THEM" . . . THIS MORNING IN THE DOWNTOWN SEATTLE MCDONALD'S FOR BREAKFAST #2, I NOTICED A NOTE ON THE AVAILABLE TOY DISPLAY, "SORRY, WE ARE ALL SOLD OUT OF TOYS!" LOL. NOW, THERE ARE FEW KIDS, TO NONE, I EVER SEE IN THIS LOCATION, SO, WHO BOUGHT ALL THE TOYS? LOL. COLLECT ALL OF THEM, GIRLS! DISCARD THE ONES YOU DON'T WANT TO KEEP, CATCH AND RELEASE SOME, THEN, HANG ON TO YOUR FAVORITES! LOL. WHY DON'T MEN IN SEATTLE FEEL THE NEED TO GET MARRIED? THINK! IN THE OLD DAYS, TO GET SEX, MEN, HAD TO MARRY, TO HAVE ACCESS TO A STEADY SUPPLY OF SEX, EXCHANGING, PROTECTION, SAFETY, AND SERVICE TO ONE WOMEN; HOWEVER WITH WOMEN'S LIBERATION, BIRTH CONTROL, ROCKIN' CAREERS, THEY GET SEX ALL THE TIME, WITHOUT COMMITMENT! THE UGLY TRUTH, MEN GIVE LOVE FOR SEX, AND WOMEN, GIVE SEX FOR LOVE! WE ARE GETTING FUCKED UNDER THE NEW SYSTEM! LOL. GO BACK HARDCORE. IF YOU LIKE IT, PUT A RING ON IT! --BEYOUNCE'. (2) WITH REGARD TO ASIANS "SAVING FACE" . . . LOOK, NOW YOU ARE HERE IN AMERICA, WE SHIT ON OUR OWN FACES ALL THE TIME--JUST LOOK AT OUR PRESIDENT, DONALD TRUMP, AND NOW, KISS ROCK LEGEND, GENE SIMMONS, BOYCOTT, HIS NEW BOOK, WOMEN, CAN'T HAVE IT ALL, A CAREER AND KIDS! WHY WOULD YOU LISTEN TO A MAN. LISTEN TO A WOMEN, WHO HAS DONE IT ALL! THERE IS TIME AND SEASON FOR EVERYTHING. THE ART OF LIVING, ESPRESSO ELEGANCE . . . 20 YEARS TO MYSELF, 20 YEARS TO CHILDBEARING AND KIDS, 20 YEARS TO THE LAW, AND 20 YEARS, FIGHTING THE MEN, WHO TRIED TO STOP THAT, DELIGHTFUL AND REWARDING LIFE OF: SUSTAINABLE, NATURAL, AND OUTRAGEOUS! YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL, BE SMART, AND PATIENT! (3) THERE IS A BRONZE STATUE, OF TWO ELK, IN KIRKLAND, ONE A BUCK, WITH LARGE ANTLERS, AND THE OTHER, A FEMALE ELK . . . MY SIGN FOR ELLIOT, EL, ELK . . . MOST WOULD THINK OF THAT AS, COUPLE ELK, BUT, I LOOK AT IT AS A PROTECTIVE SON, BLOCKING THE WAY, TAKING SOME HITS, AND DOING WHAT REAL MEN DO, PROTECTING, NOT ONLY THEIR MOTHERS, BUT THE WOMEN IN THEIR LIVES! FIRST THING THIS MORNING, I SAW, THE BUS AD WITH A BLONDE AND A BRUNETTE KISSING BOTH SIDES OF A YOUNG BOYS FACE--THE TITAN FRIEGHT SYSTEMS, WORKING FOR SHELLEY, RACHEL, AND THE FRAUD BROADS, GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE SON! KNOW, THAT HIS BANK ALONE IS ENOUGH, IN THIS NEW ORDER OF EXCHANGING THE OLD GOLDEN RULE, OF DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE DONE TO YOU, AND FLIPPING IT ON ITS HEAD, TO SAY, THAT, HE OR SHE WHO HAS THE GOLD, RULES! KNOW, WHAT I HAVE BEEN PROTECTING YOU FROM, SON, FOR AT LEAST THE LAST 12 YEARS, SINCE I SAW--RUNNIN' DOWN THE DREAM--IT NEVER WOULD COME TO YOU--WORKING ON A MIRACLE: (1) THAT SHELLEY RELISHED IN THE DEATH OF BLAKE DONNER, LEAD SIGNER OF YOUR BAND PARALLAX, WITH FOUR, WHO, WAS TO INCLUDE YOU AND CHRIS, IN THE PROVO DEATH CAVE, ALLEGED ACCIDENT, OR STAGED, MURDER SCENE, TRYING TO NIRVANA, KURT COBAIN, JIMMY HENDRIX, JANIS JOPLIN, AND JIM MORRISON, YOUR BAND, TO MAKE MORE BANK, AND SENSATIONALIZE THE DEATHS! (2) SHELLEY, JESSE, TIFFANY HIS WIFE, AND ISAAC, STARTED, MAKING "BANDIT" CD'S OF YOUR GOD'S REVOLVER "LITTLE BLACK HORSE WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH YOUR DEAD RIDER" ALBUM, WESTERN EPICK AND HARD ROCK BAND OF 2008, BEFORE, YOU EVEN GOT A CHANCE TO PROMOTE THE CD YOURSELVES, USING THE COP SYSTEM, MORMON SYSTEM, AND MAFIA SYSTEMS TO MARKET YOUR MUSIC, UNDERGROUND IN THE NEW GRUNGE, HEAVY METAL MARKET, THROUGH THE BLACK MARKET, GIVING THEM THE BASE FOR ALL THEIR POLITICAL BULL SHIT AND BANK CLOUT, TO BUY, INTO WHERE THEY ARE NOW! STILL STEALING YOUR MUSIC! AND YOUR BEAUTY TO SELL THE MUSIC . . . ONE POSTER OF YOU, COPPER LOCKS, NAVY BLUE T-SHIRT, COLORFUL SLEEVE TATTOO, YELLOW ELECTRIC GUITAR, HAIR OVER FACE, OF COURSE, HANDSOME DEVIL, YOU ARE, DIDN'T FIND THE STUD LIFE, IT FOUND YOU, I SAW, POINT 1 FONT PRINT, BACK IN 2008, CHANGING SO FAST, IN THE MILLIONS IF NOT BILLIONS OF PURCHASES, CHANGING RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE! (3) AT THAT SAME TIME, THERE WAS A CONCERT IN SOUTH KOREA, BEING MARKETED THROUGH, "EXIGENT RECORDS" BEFORE, I KNEW THAT WAS YOUR NEWLY SIGNED, RECORD LABEL, THAT THE TICKET GOERS WERE IN SUCH A FRENZY TO BUY, THAT COPS WERE SPRAYING DOWN THE TICKET GOERS, WITH HOSES, MUCH, LIKE THOSE IN THE CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT, IN AMERICA DURING THE 60'S PROTESTS . . . THAT WAS ON THE NEWS, AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 SECONDS! I THOUGHT, THAT IS ELLIOT'S MUSIC, AT THE SAME TIME, YOU TOLD ME YOU HAD YOUR FIRST NATIONWIDE TOUR, WITH THREE WORLDWIDE MUSIC INTERVIEWS, KILLED ONCE I TOLD, THE BAD GRANDPA, AND SIGNIFICANT OTHER TO BIG SIS! (A) EXIGENT RECORDS WAS BASED OUT OF "KAYSVILLE, UTAH" . . . THINK, COMMUNICATING WITHOUT COMMUNICATING, CIA, FBI STYLE, TO OTHER AGENTS OR THOSE IN THE INSIDERS CREWS OF MOTHERFUCKING THIEVES! (B) THE "ONLY" PLACE, I HAVE EVER HEARD OF THE WORD, "EXIGENT" IS WITHIN THE CONTEXT OF LAW ENFORCEMENT, AS IN AN EXCEPTION TO THE 4TH AMENDMENT, GENERAL RULE, PROTECTING PERSONS, PLACES, PAPERS, AND AFFECTS, FROM UNREASONABLE, SEARCHES & SEIZURES! WHEN THERE ARE "EXIGENT" CIRCUMSTANCES, LIKE IN A DRUG, RAID, OR SEEING A CRIME BEING COMMITTED ON THE STREETS, A COP, CAN CIRCUMVENT THE TRADITIONAL GET A WARRANT, AND JUST GO TO PRESERVE THE EVIDENCE OF A CRIME! NOW, BRETT, MET YOU AND CHRIS, BOTH TARGETS, COMING TO SEE ME, WHILE MARRIED TO HIM, LIVING IN MT. STERLING, UTAH, REMEMBER, YOU TOOK UP, BRETT'S GUITAR, ACOUSTICAL, GUITAR AND STARTED TO PLAY, JUST JAMMING, AND HAVING FUN . . . WITHIN DAYS AFTER, THAT, SOME KID WAS RECORDED IN HIS BEDROOM, JAMMING ON HIS ELECTRIC GUITAR, AND WAS PUT ON YOUTUBE, HAD 350,000 HITS THE FIRST DAY OR WEEK! GIVING BRETT IDEAS? PSYCHOPATHS . . . SHELLEY, JESSE, TIFFANY, ISAAC, WERE BAD ENOUGH, BUT ADD, BRETT, KAY AND THE CIA . . . FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO FIGHT, YOU ARE FIGHTING, F.O.G.! LITERALLY. ADD CHRIS' ELECTRONIC RAP AND HIP HOP, AND YOU ARE GETTING THE PICTURE! (C) NEWPORT SKI SWAP . . . RICE KRISPY BAR EXCHANGE . . . MOMMY GETS UNFETTERED RIGHTS TO SON'S MUSIC AND FORTUNE? (D) THE VISION STARTS TO EXPAND, AS THE MONEY GROWS, TO INCLUDE, WHERE EVERY RICH PERSON, GOES, TO POLITICS! (E) MY BANK, STAYING ALIVE, AND YOUR BANK, PROTECT EACH OTHER FROM THEM! (F) MOMMA KODIAK, COMES BACK TO LIFE, SETS THE LEGAL WORLD ON FIRE, AGAIN, RIGHT AT THE TIME, YOUR FIRST RECORD DEAL, CD WITH SONY, IS DUE OUT . . . TAKE MOM OUT AGAIN, WITH BONUS, HER MULIT-MILLION DOLLAR CASES, HOUSE, LAW PRACTICE, GOOD NAME, THAT HAS BEEN OFF THE LEGAL MARKET, FRESH AND CLEAN, NOW #2 IN THE NATION, WHAT COULD BE BETTER! THE MOTHER-LODE, NEXT BABY LODE, MOVING ON TO DAUGHTER'S BOOK, AND HOT GEEKGIRLS, MILITARY CAREERS, MASTER'S DEGREES, ROCKIN' CRIDENTIALS, IN THE MILITARY, LIKE NAVY HALL OF FAME, BOTH BEING ASKED TO BE MEMBERS OF THE WORLD'S LARGEST HONOR SOCIETY, GOLDEN KEY, BEING SWORN IN NEXT TO THE WHITE HOUSE, CONSTITUTION HALL, MOMS AND MASTERS, ONE IN NATURAL RESOURCE MANAGEMENT, OTHER IN INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS, ONE 23 COUNTRIES, ONE 19 COUNTRIES, SPECIAL MISSIONS IN WASHINGTON, D.C., BAHRAIN, SAUDI ARABIA, MILITARY LINGUIST, MARRIED TO NAME SEAL, AND ARMY MAN, WITH A MASTERS DEGREE IN COUNTER-INTELLIGENCE AND TERRORISM, SPEAKS ARABIC! PERFECT POLITICALLY CORRECT FAMILY, MOTHER WITH SUPREME COURT BAR LICENSE, 4 BAR ASSOCIATONS, LARGEST CIVIL RIGHTS CASE IN THE NATIONS HISTORY, AND KIDS, THAT ARE GOING TO OUTSHINE MOM! WOW, MOM, TAKE DOWN, #2, LEAVE BABY GENIUSES, UNATTENDED, AGAIN, TRY TO KILL MOM, LEAVES, MOB, KEEPS, ALL, FOLLOWING MOM TO MONTANA, GOBBLES UP, SPEECHES TO REPUBLICAN FEDERATION OF WOMEN, THE WATER COMPACT, THE HOBBY LOBBY, THE BILLION DOLLAR BLOG, WHILE BABIES CONTINUE TO PRODUCE FROM MUSIC TO BOOKS, AND BEYOND, WRITING FOR UTAH ADVENTURE MAGAZINE AND SETTING POLICY, FOR LAND MANAGEMENT AND WILDLANDS FIREFIGHTING! THE COUSINS EXCHANGE, LACK LUSTER, BUT BIG ASS BOOBS, MERE, IMAGES OF SUCESS, THAT THEIR, SECRIST COUNTERPARTS ARE! QUALITY MUSEUM FRAMING! ARE STARTING TO GET THE PICTURE, AS TO WHY, YOU CONTINUE TO CHASE THE DREAM? WHY IT NEVER LANDS ON YOU? WHY IT CONTINUES TO BE A MYSTERY? MY TOP HITS, UNTIL RECENTLY, THE MCDONALD'S TOY COLLECTION, AND A FEW EXCEPTIONS, ARE WRITING OUT YOU, JAMES KENNEDY AND JESUS CHRIST . . SO WITH THAT INCREASED, EXPOSURE, YOU ARE ROCKIN; THE CD PURCHASES, BUT LIKE THE LITTLE BROKEN, HEART, CAMPIAGN, THE MONEY GRUBBERS, THE GOLD DIGGERS, AND THE FUCKING CUNTS AND COPS, ARE INTERCEPTING YOU EARNINGS, AS THEY NICOLE'S BOOKS, CHRIS' MUSIC, TAKING GRETA'S PICTURES OF HER ROCK CLIMBING, WRITING ABOUT, EXCHANGING TOE SHOES IN BALLET, TO TOE SHOES AS A ROCK CLIMBER, AND OTHER FUN, UTAH ADVENTURE STORIES, WITH, COUNSINS, WITH BIG BOOBS, GETTING THE CREDIT . . . KEVIN CAN NOT ONLY WAIT, THAT LOSER CAN FUCK HIMSELF, MUCH MORE FUN THAT SUE, I AM SURE! KEEP YOUR BIG ASS BITCHES HANDS OFF MY SON-IN-LAWS, AND MY DAUGHTERS, ACHIEVEMENTS! WHORES AT BEST! (4) OH, AND TO THE ASIAN CHICK, IN THE LA FITNESS, NOT WANTING SEX, REMEMBER, THAT RAPE IS ABOUT POWER AND CONTROL OVER WOMEN, HAS LITTLE TO DO WITH SEX! AMERICAN MEN, OF YOUR GENERATION ARE NOT LIKE ASIAN MEN, THE ONES I SEE IN SWIMMING, THAT DONT' WIEGH MORE THAN YOU DO, RAISED, IN RICE PADDIES, THINK, BEEFY AMERICAN MEN, SNEAKING IN THE SUANA, OUTWIEGHING YOU, BY 50 TO 100 POUNDS, AT LEAST WITH A SWIMMING SUIT ON . . SHIT, NAKED, YOU ARE HALF WAY TO RAPE, HALF THE JOB IS DONE, YOU ARE LAYING THERE, LUCKY IF YOU ARE AWAKE WHEN SOME FUCK, PROBABLY, CIA, PLAYING THE DARE GAME, PROBABLY THE SAME, ASSASSIN, INVOLVED, IN ONE OF THE SWIM RAIDS, THAT FAILED, GETTING BOLDER? I HAVE ADDED THE SUANA ROUTINE, TO MY SWIM WORKOUT, JUST IN THE LAST WEEK, WHEN, YOU SAID, THIS MAN, STARTED TO SHOW UP . . . 45 YEARS OLD, I THINK, SALT AND PEPPER, CREW CUT, AVERAGE BUILD AND WEIGHT, WAS COMING IN THE BOTTOM DOOR, TO THE EXIT, WITHOUT ALARMS, DRESSING IN THE POOL RESTROOM, NEAR THE HOT TUB, LEAVING HIS CLOTHES, IN THE CORNER, ALONG WITH BAGS, THAT THE ASIAN, LADY SAID, HE BROUGHT WITH HIM, INTO THE SAUNA, HOPING TO CATCH ME, IN THE NEARLY EMPTY, FITNESS CENTER, RIGHT AFTER LUNCH, BEST TIME TO GET A SWIM LANE? I HAVE ADDED, THE SAUNA ROUTINE, WHICH, I AM SURE IS BEING FACTORED INTO THE KILL ZONE . . . EASY IN, EASY OUT, WITH CIA OR FBI, GIVING ENTRANCE AND EXIT WITHOUT ALARMS GONIG OFF! EASY, MERELY, WHAT 50 STEPS, FROM THE POOL DOOR, THROUGH THE WOMEN'S SIDE, DOOR OFF THE SHOWER AREA, STRAIGHT INTO THE SUANA . . . WITH A DARING, AGENT, THOSE CATS, TRAINED SO SNEAK, UNNOTICED, EASY . . FUCK, I COULD PULL THAT ONE OFF, EASY! BURN MY FACE ON THE SAUNA COALS? MAKE ME UNRECOGNIZABLE? OR JUST A DEAD KILL? I COULD NOT HAVE CONVINCED, THIS UPSET WOMAN, BARELY, COULD UNDERSTAND, THAT A MAN, WAS ACTUALLY, COMING IN THE SAUNA, LET ALONE, TRYING TO CONVINCE HER, SAVING FACE WAS THE LAST OF MY WORRIES, OR HERS! SHE WOULD NOT HAVE UNDERSTOOD, WHAT MIGHT BE GOING ON, WITH ME, NOR COULD STAFF, AND I DON'T WANT THEM, CANCELLING MY MEMBERSHIP, DUE TO COMPLICATIONS DUE TO LAW ENFOREMENT, FUCKING WITH ME, NOR FINDING A DEAD WOMAN, FLOATING IN THE SWIM POOL, HOT TUB, OR A BODY IN THE SAUNA, THAT COULD LITERALLY, GO FOR HOURS, UNNOTICED! I HAVE COME INTO NAKED WOMEN, ASLEEP IN A CORNER, THAT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WERE THERE, UNTIL THEY MOVED! ANYWAY, JUST AN IDEA, FOR THE TITAN FRIEGHT SYSTEM, HERE IN BELLEVUE AND KIRKLAND! AT BEST, THEY JUST WANT ME DEAD, SECOND, MAIMED, THIRD, JAILED, AND FRAMED, BUT, BEST WITHOUT A TRACE . . . AFTERNOONS, IS WHEN,, I GENERALLY HIT THE GYM, AFTER LEAVING, SOPHIA'S PLACE, RIGHT DOWN THE ROAD FROM LA FITNESS BELLEVUE . . . NOT HARD TO FIGURE OUT THE TIME TO SHOW UP! NOW FOR TODAY'S BLOG!