KEYARENA. REPULBLICAN STREET. NO SAFE HOUSE. SEAMLESS BRA. FIRE & RAIN. RED HOOK. ON THE BIG STAGE AGAIN. VERTICAL DIMENSIONS. THREE JAMES KENNEDYS. FARM HOUSE KING. ROLLING ROCK TALL BOYS. BLENDING ALL TOGETHER? JAMES KENNEDY: (1) THE BILLIONAIRE WHO LIVES ON A RANCH NEAR BOZEMAN, MONTANA; (2) HE IF HER. LIL' JOHN? 4 SEATS IN THE PLANE, ONE EJECTED. JFK JR. SUITCASES FLOAT UP ON THE BEACH AT MARTHA'S VINEYARD TO LET JACKIE KNOW HE IS FINE? NATURE BOY? (3) THE DAIRY FARMER WHO OWNS HALF OF KANSAS? CIA? CATHOLICS VS. CONVICTS? HOOLIGANS. SMILE. NO MISTAKING YOUR SON! LAST WEEK, WHERE HAVE I SEEN, THAT, ALL STUD, UNAPOLOGETIC, MALE PRESENCE? KENNEDY! WHAT THE FUCK? BUTTE BUS TERMINAL, STRETCHED OUT, ASLEEP, OR SO IT SEEMED . . . I GOT CLOSER, TRIED TO WAKE YOU, SMELL YOUR BREATH . . . MONSTER OR MAN, IF AWAKENED. AKISS. JUST TODAY, I DECIDED, I WAS GOING TO GET IN SHAPE, WORKING ON IT, AND IN THE SPRING, GO TO SHERIDAN, WYOMING, AND TRACK YOU DOWN, AT SOME SALOON! SO HOT, YOU COULDN'T RESIST! BUTCHERED HAIR GROWN, HALF THIS SIZE, WEARING COWGIRL BOOTS, WIND IN MY HAIR! STEELY. JUDGE ON THE PAIN ON YOUR FACE, IT WAS YOU. ME TOO. GLAD THE MACHINE WAS IN THE WAY . . . NOT QUITE THE WAY, I ENVISIONED SEEING YOU AGAIN, BUT SEE YOU AGAIN, I ALWAYS KNEW I WOULD. SMILE. UNFINISHED BUSINESS. UNABASHED, MALE . . . SEE IT IN YOUR SON! MUST HAVE BEEN BORN OF ONE OF THE SQUAWS YOU SAID YOU WERE MARRIED TO! LOL. HE IS DARKER THAN YOU, YOU KNOW. SMILE. IT'S THE LEGS, AND CASUAL STYLE. WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE. SMILE. I HAD A WHOLE BLOG, PLANNED, TO WRITE, BUT, I AM NOT IN THE MOOD. YOU WERE MORE GAUNT, LAST TIME I SAW YOU. I GUESS, CARRYING AROUND, 150 POUNDS OF TRAMP CAMP, OVER HILL AND DALE, KEEPS THAT CHISELED, LOOK, OF THE MARABORO MAN. PARTS UNKNOWN. THE LONG HAIR? I SAW ONE OF YOU, ON THE BUS TO SEATTLE, PICKED YOU, UP, IN COER D' ALENE, IDAHO. YOU SURE GOT OFF FAST. NEXT EXIT! LOL. MY FRIEND, KASSIE MOCK, WHOM, I TRADED COATS WITH, GAVE HER MY PRIMARY COLORS, FOREST GREEN, YELLOW, RED, AND BLUE, JACKET, AND GREEN VEST, FOR A LONG, BLACK TRENCH COAT . . . SHE WAS DROPPED OFF RIGHT WHERE WE PICKED YOU UP, ON JULY 4TH, I BELIEVE. THAT WAS AFTER THERE WAS A BOMB IN MY MOTEL ROOM AT THE ECONO LODGE. I AM JUST STARTING TO FEEL HUMAN, AGAIN, SO, I NEED SOME TIME. I DID SEE THE SILVER WEDDING RING ON YOUR HAND? THE SECRET ROOM? TOM CLANCY. LOVE MURDER. I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME. SORRY, I DIDN'T TELL YOU, I WOULD MEET YOU IN DURANGO, COLORADO . . . I THOUGHT, THAT I WOULD TAKE THAT JOB, LEGAL, AT THE MONTANA STATE UNIVERSITY, GET AN APARTMENT OR HOUSE FOR BOTH OF US, GET A VAN, SO WE COULD GO ON ADVENTURES, LIKE WE TALKED. THAT NIGHT, AFTER TELLING YOU, I WASN'T GOING, I THOUGHT, ARE YOU CRAZY . . . SO, I FIGURED, THAT YOU WOULD, AT LEAST STAY, FOR AWHILE, IN DURANGO, LIKE YOU DID IN BUTTE . . . GOT POISONED, SURE, SOMEONE DIDN'T WANT US TOGETHER . . . TWO WEEKS LATER, YOU WERE GONE AND NOBODY WOULD TELL ME IF YOU HAD BEEN THERE. I SAW A BLUE TARP, ON THE MOUNTAINS, ACROSS FROM THE LIBRARY, OVER THE ANIMUS RIVER, ACROSS THE HOMES AND FIELDS, AND STRAIGHT UP . . . ONLY MAN, I KNOW WHO COULD CLIMB THAT MOTHERFUCKER, IS KENNEDY. SIGNS. RINGS ON MY BED. SHOES HERE AND THERE. ENDURING LOVE, EXCHANGED FOR STRANGE LOVE! LOL. YES. I AGREE. DID I SEE YOU ON THE CALIFORNIA BRIDGE? OCTOBER TWO YEARS AGO? DID YOU SAVE MY LIFE, IN THE MISSOULA SWIMMING POOL? LOCKED IN THE SHOWER, DOOR POUNDED SHUT, SWIMSUIT RINGER, GOING FULL BLAST, DOOR LOCKED OUT THE ASSASSIN . . . WAS THAT YOU? I WANTED IT TO BE. THANK YOU. SOB . . . I SAVED YOUR LIFE, BY LEAVING YOU. TURN ABOUT IS FAIR PLAY. LOVE HURTS. CAROLINE MADISON. THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE!

MIKE'S CHILI! 

GREAT FOOD, FUN PLACE, GREAT TO WATCH THE SEAHAWKS!  LOCATED, ON THE CORNER NEAR, LA FITNESS AND TRADER JOE'S IN BALLARD!  I WAS GOING TO WATCH THE GAME ON SUNDAY, BUT, DUE TO EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES, BEYOND MY CONTROL, I WAS IN MISSOULA, MONTANA, WITH IGOR THE 7 FOOT, RUSSIAN, HOUSEKEEPER, ASSASSIN!

NOT LOL!

HELP WANTED . . . I'M TEMPTED!

I AM TOO LUCKY TO LIVE!  I THINK, IGOR, WAS SO SHOCKED, WHEN, I YELLED AT HIM, FOR THE MANAGER, NOT, GETTING MY CALLS ABOUT STAYING ANOTHER DAY, THAT HE GAVE UP ON KILLING ME!

 

INSIDE MAN.  ADRENALINE!

 

WHITE LIES.  OH, HOW, DAMAGING.

GOD LOVES A HAPPY ENDING!

 

P.S., MURPHY'S LAW . . . IF ANYTHING CAN GO WRONG, IT WILL GO WRONG!  LOL.  I MUST HAVE LOST ENOUGH WEIGHT, TO FOOL, ALL THE MISSOULA COWBOY COPS, LED BY PHIL AND THE BUS DRIVERS, WHO RAT ME OUT!  MY FRIEND, SAID, SHE THOUGHT, I LOOKED, LIKE I WAS ABOUT HALF THE SIZE--I DON'T THINK SO, BUT, AT LEAST, THE COWBOY COPS DIDN'T RECOGNIZE ME!  LOL.  IGOR, THOUGHT I WAS 30 YEARS OLD!  LOOKING FOR GREY HAIRED GRANNY!  LOL.  6 MONTHS, SHE USED TO LOOK GOOD, BUT NOW, SHE'S, SIMPLY IRRESISTABLE!  AT LEAST A GOAL!

NEWSFLASH PHIL AND BOYS, I HAD BREAKFAST, AT ST. PAT'S HOSPITAL, AND IN THE FRONT OF THE BUILDING, THERE WAS A BEATER, OLD TRUCK, WITH A STRANGE, SHELL, ON THE CAB, WITH TWO RABID GERMAN SHEPARDS!  GOD INTEL WAS TELLING ME, THAT, WAS, THE WAY, THE COPS WERE FEELING, KNOWING I WAS IN TOWN!  LOL.  I HIT TACO DEL SOL, THE BREAK, COPS UP AND DOWN THE STREETS, EVEN A PHOTOGRAPHER, TAKING MY PICTURE, WHILE I WAS SITTING IN THE BREAK ESPRESSO CAFE . . . GETTING THE RIGHT, FAMED, BLOGGER?  I WALKED RIGHT PASSED, ONE COP, IN FRONT OF THOMAS MEAGHAN, ON THE WAY TO THE BUS, 6:45 PM #1 BUS, TO THE GREYHOUND STATION!  FUCK, YOU GUYS EVEN HAD, ONE OF YOUR, DETECTIVES HUSBAND, WORKING THE FRONT DESK, WHEN, I PURCHASED MY TICKET!  HE KNEW MY FIRST NAME, SORT OF KNEW MY LAST, MOST SPELL IT LIKE, RYAN SEACRIST.  I'M MORE FAMOUS, BUT PEOPLE, DON'T KNOW MY FACE!  BILLION DOLLAR BLOG!

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE, MUCH, HARDER TO GET OUT OF TOWN!  SHIT, BACK IN THE DAY, THERE WERE COPS WATCHING ME AT THE CAR WASH, SOME EVEN SHOWING UP, AT THE STATION, AND MANY A TIME, I HAVE HAD TO SNEAK, BEHIND, VEHICLES, ACROSS THE STREET, OR EVEN SIT IN SUBWAY, TO DITCH AND DODGE YOUR STING OPS!

YOU ARE SLIPPING BOYZ AND GIRLZ . . . ARE YOU STILL PISSED, THAT I SAID YOU FUCKED, CHICKENS AND SHEEP? OR WAS THAT JACK ASSES?  LOL!  COME ON, I FORGIVE YOU GUYS FOR TRYING TO JAIL, ENTRAP, DETAIN, ARREST, PUT ME IN PRISON AND KILL ME!  TO ERROR IS HUMAN, TO FORGIVE IS GODLY.  HIGH WAY POINT!

BETTER LUCK, NEXT TIME . . . SHIT, I DO HAVE TO HAND IT TO YOU, FOR TENACITY, EVEN THOUGH, I AM, FUCKING, SQUEAKY CLEAN, WITH NO CHARGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!