The Law, is the Law, is the Law--Know Your Rights: GOT A RAT? 100% OUTRAGEOUS! THE CRUCIBLE. SALEM. THE EXCORSIST. SCREAM. THERE IS A MOUSE IN THE DRYER! LOL. HOT HAMMOND HOUSE TRAPS, HAVE BEEN THREATENED BY STAFF THAT, WE WILL BE KICKED OUT, IF WE PLAY A TRICK ON STAFF. THE SAGA OF THE PLASTIC RAT, CONTINUES! LOL. NOW BLACKS BY NATURE ARE SUPERSTITIOUS, SO, THE MOUSE OR RAT IN THE DRYER IS EVEN MORE FUNNY! I WAS CUDDLED IN MY BLANKET, COZY, RELAXED AND WARM. MOST OF THE GALS HAD TURNED IN FOR THE NIGHT, EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES YOU, HOPEFULLY, HEALTHY, WEALTHY, AND WISE, BUT NO NECESSARILY! SMILE. SO THERE WERE JUST A FEW OF US, IN THE ROOM, WATCHING TV, THE LIGHTS DOWN LOW, A QUIET HUSH, FOR ONCE, LEAVING ME TO WONDER WHERE ALL THE ENERGY OF THE SUMMER WENT? SO, THIS CHICK, RARELY IN THE ROOM AT NIGHT, CAME IN, AND IN THE GLOW OF THE TV, SAW A MOUSE, AND WENT SCREAMING, RUNNING OUT OF THE ROOM! IT IS THE LITTLE THINGS IN LIFE THAT REALLY GET TO ME, SO, THE RAT, FOR SOME REASON, DOES'T BOTTER ME LIKE A MOUSE. RATS BY NATURE ARE LARGER RODENTS, AND THEY RUN, IN A MORE PREDICTABLE WAY. MICE ON THE OTHER HAND, ARE IRRATIC, AND UNPREDICTABLE, LEAVING YOU ALWAYS, VULNERABLE, THAT THEY MIGHT RUN UP YOUR PANT LEG! THAT FREAKS ME OUT! LOL. SO, I LOOKED AT MY BLANKET, WRAPPED UNDER MY FEET, OFF THE GROUND, AND I THOUGHT, IF THERE REALLY IS A MOUSE, FIRST, IT IS CONTAINED IN THE DRYER! NO FEAR, UNLESS SOMEONE OPENS THE DRYER AND LETS THE BEAST OUT! I AM SAFE, AND I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT THE REST OF YOU! LOL. EACH GIRL FOR HERSELF, NOW QUIET DOWN, SO I CAN FINISH THE SHOW! LOL. EVERYONE IS YELLING, GO GET STAFF TO OPEN THE DRYER, AND GET THE MOUSE OUT! NO, THAT IS THE DUMBEST THING TO DO, DON'T LET IT OUT OR OPEN THE DOOR! LOL. WELL THE STAFF, ARE MORE AFRAID OF THE RAT OR MOUSE, THAN WE ARE, OR THEY WOULD NOT BE THREATENING TO KICK US OUT OF THE HAMMOND HOUSE! LOL. IT'S NOT MY JOB. ABOVE MY PAY GRADE TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS FUCKING LITTLE VARMINT! YOU GUYS DEAL WITH IT! PANDEMONIUM, HAS SET IN, AND THE ENTERTAINMENT IS FREE! LOL. I'M LAUGHING SO BAD, TEARS ARE RUNNING DOWN MY CHEEKS! LOL. NO ONE IS WILLING TO LOOK INSIDE THE DRYER. BUT ONE CHICK IS WILLING TO TAKE A LOOK TO SEE IF IT REALLY IS ALIVE, AFTER THE "FAKE" RAT SCARE THE NIGHT BEFORE. STAFF CAN TELL THAT IT IS FAKE, BUT SHE IS NOT GOING TO OPEN THE DRYER, JUST IN CASE SHE IS WRONG! LOL. SO FINALLY, THIS FRENCH CHICK, I THINK, CAN'T TELL WHAT SHE IS SAYING, BUT I THINK THE LANGUAGE IS FRENCH? SHE GOES, ACTING PUT OUT AT THESE STUPID, AMERICANS, AND SHE OPENS THE DRYER, WITH ALL OF US, WAITING FOR THE MOUSE OR THE RAT TO JUMP IN HER FACE! LOL. OH, IT IS THAT STUPID FUCKING RAT, FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE! DIDN'T THE BLACK PLAGUE START IN FRANCE? LOL. SOMEONE FOUND, THE PLASTIC RAT THAT, MARY KICKED, FIRST IN THE AIR, THEN, DROP KICKED IT UNDER THE TABLE, AFTER SHE, FIGURED IT WAS A PRANK . . . SHE MAY HAVE STAMPED ON ITS HEAD TOO! LOL. SO, WHO IS THE HAMMOND HOUSE, PRANKSTER? THE MYSTERY CONTINUES, BUT THE RAT IS NO MORE. EVEN WITH A KNOWLEDGE OF THE "FRUAD" WE WERE ALL, AFRAID OF THE PLASTIC RAT, TOO! THE FRENCH CHICK WAS HOLDING IT BY THE TAIL, AND BROUGHT IT OVER FOR US ALL TO EXAMINE, BUT WE JUST LEANED FORWARD, WINCING, AND TOLD HER TO PUT IT IN THE GARBAGE, TO GET RID OF IT, AND THE PRANSTER ONCE AND FOR ALL! THE BLACK CHICK WHO FOUND IT, AFTER SHE CALMED DOWN, NOW, PLAYING ALL BRAVE, SAID, YOU ALL KNOW, WHO PUT THAT RAT IN A PLACE TO SCARE MARY, AND NOW YOU KNOW WHO DID THIS TOO! IT IS ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS, YOU JUST WON'T ADMIT YOU KNOW WHO THEY ARE, BECAUSE THEY WILL GET KICKED OUT, BUT YOU KNOW WHO IT IS . . . PROBABLY TRUE, FOR SOME OF THE HOT TRAMPS, BUT NOT THIS ONE. I DON'T NEED TO PLEAD THE 5TH, BECAUSE, I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CLUE, WHO REALLY DID IT, AND MY LEGAL TRAINING, DOESN'T ALLOW ME TO FALSELY ACCUSE SOMEONE, WITHOUT THE FACTS, EVIDENCE, AND SOME SUPPORT FOR THE ALLEGATIONS! I HAVE MY SUSPICIONS, BUT, I LOVED THE FUN, WITH HALLOWEEN AND ALL, COMING, I AM ALL ABOUT THIS SHIT! LOL. HEY, WHAT CAN I COMPLAIN ABOUT, THE ENTERTAINMENT IS FREE! THE HAMMOND HOUSE, HAUNTED REALITY TV SHOW! LOL. OH, WHAT FUN. I CAN'T HAVE THIS MUCH FUN, IF I AM SITTING, IN SOME SENIOR CITIZENS HOUSING, IN KIRKLAND, NOW CAN I? HALF OF THEM, WOULD HAVE A HEART ATTACK BY NOW! LOL. FLEX FITNESS. I'M LOVING LIFE RIGHT NOW! IT IS LIKE GIVING A MONKEY THE KEY TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK! LOL. THE STAFF THAT HAD THE CLIP BOARD AND THREATENED TO KICK US ALL OUT, IF THE PRANKS DIDN'T STOP, ALSO, SAID THERE WAS A LIST OF THE WOMEN, WHO NEEDED TO HAVE A HOUSING MEETING WITH MELISSA. OH, MY NAME IS ON IT! YEAH, THAT PROBABLY MEANS THAT, I AM NOT GOING TO KIRKLAND! HOT DUDE AT THE LOCAL MARKET, HAS MY INTEREST. I WANT TO BE IN GREENWOOD FOR HALLOWEEN, BECAUSE, IT FITS THE HALLMARK, VISIONS OF GOBBLINS, GHOULS, GHOSTS, AND WITCHES, WHIRLING AROUND, LIKE THE FALL LEAVES, DID LAST NIGHT! PROCTORS GRILL IS DECKED OUT, SO COOL, SPOOKY AND FUN! IF WE, CHICKS ON THE LIST ON THE DAY ROOM DOOR, DIDN'T HAVE A MEETING WITH MELISSA, WE COULD BE KICKED OUT TOO! I SIGNED UP THAT MORNING, THINKING I WAS JUST ON A WAITING LIST, PROBABLY, NOW FOR THE REST OF MY NATURAL BORN LIFE, IF SEATTLE HOUSING IS TRUE TO FORM! SOME WOMAN TOLD ME THE ATHENE WAS TOTALLY FULL, AND SHE WAS 80TH ON THE LIST? OH, WELL. I AM SURE THAT MELISSA WAS GOING TO GIVE ME THE ALLEGED, BAD NEWS, THAT THE KIRKLAND SENIOR HOUSING IS OUT! SHHHHHH. GOOD. SMILE. I FUCKING LOVE GREENWOOD, AND THINK THAT, IT FITS, THIS, PROFESSOR, STREET LAWYER, BLOGGER, BETTER THAN THE MORE MANICURED, PERFECT, CONTROLLED, KIRKLAND, AND I SAW THE MORMON TEMPLE SOMEWHERE ON ONE OF THE BUS ROUTES I WAS ON, LOOKING FOR THE LA FITNESS CENTER IN KIRKLAND. OH, NO. NOT AGAIN. SO, I RUSHED BACK HOME TO HAMMOND HOUSE THE OTHER NIGHT FOR MY APPOINTMENT, AND MELISSA LOOKED AT ME AND SAID, DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT? I THOUGHT I DID? THAT IS FOR NEXT WEEK. OH. I TOOK THE THREAT SERIOUS, SO I ASSUMED FROM WHAT STAFF SAID, THAT WE HAD 5 DAYS TO GET OUR ASSES INTO TO MEET WITH YOU, OR WE WERE BACK ON THE STREETS! ME AND THE RAT, SHIT CANNED! LOL. MELISSA HAD THE FLU, SO, SHE WASN'T IN THE MOOD TO MEET, BUT I TOLD HER, THAT I WAS PERFECTLY FINE WITH THINGS JUST THE WAY THEY ARE, JUST TAKE YOUR TIME. HOT DUDE IS PROBABLY MARRIED! WHATEVER. I WAS SITTING IN WING DOME, WAITING FOR PARRIS, WHO IS AS FLAKEY AS I AM, WHEN IT COMES TO COMMITTING TO FUCKING ANYTHING, SO, IF SHE SHOWS, I WILL BE SHOCKED, AND IF SHE DOESN'T, I WILL NOT BE OFFENDED, BECAUSE I STOOD HER UP LAST TIME, TOO! LOL. WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING, HER AND ME. I WAS WAITING OUTSIDE, BUT IT WAS TOO COLD. I THOUGHT IF SHE DOESN'T SHOW, I AM GOING OVER TO TACO DEL MAR, BECAUSE I AM WORKING ON A 10 PUNCH CARD, SOON TO GET, $5 OFF MY MEAL--GLADLY SPENDING $200 DOLLARS FOR THAT $5 DISCOUNT. LOL. I WANTED TO SAVE, WING DOME FOR THE GAME ON SUNDAY, GO HAWKS! SO, I WAS KIND OF HOPING SHE DIDN'T SHOW, AND SHE DIDN'T, BUT,, I DECIDED TO SEE WHY THIS PLACE IS SO BUSY ALL THE TIME? GREAT BLT! GREAT SERVICE! FUN ATMOSTPHERE! TALKING HOT GUYS, SHIT, SOME, HOT BLONDE, BALL CAP, BEDROOM, HAIR, LONG, SOME IN THE CAP AND SOME OUT, WALKED BY, AND CAUGHT ME CHECKING HIM OUT. DIRTY OLD LADY STYLE! LOL. I LOOKED AWAY, WHEN HE SAW ME. TO MY SURPRISE, WHEN I LOOKED UP, HE HAD COME OVER TO THE DOOR, STOOD THERE, WITH HIS HAND ON THE DOOR, LIKE, OKAY, I'M GAME . . . I LOOKED DOWN, A, SHIT, TWO GOOD LOOKING GUYS IN THE SAME NEIGHBORHOOD, WOULD NOT BE GOOD . . . JUST KEEP ON WALKING DOWN THE STREET DUDE! LOL. TEMPTING! SHIT, TOO MANY GOOD LOOKING GUYS IN THE SEATTLE AREA! THIS IS WHY, I DON'T LOSE WEIGHT, AND FAT IS A FEMINIST ISSUE FOR ME, OR RATHER A FUCKING CHASITY BELT, BIRTH CONTROL, ALL WRAPPED UP IN ONE LITTLE NASTY PACKAGE! HUNGRY HEN, MIGHT EXPLAIN THE PROBLEM! LOL. THIS MORNING, I DECIDED, THAT I AM ADDICTED TO LOVE. WHEN, I SAW HOT, COWBOY, FARM BOY, AT THE MARKET, I WAS LIKE, OKAY, I AM WIPING ALL THE OTHER, LOVE INTERESTS OFF THE LIST, AT LEAST THAT IS THE WAY, I FELT, FOR A WHILE! LOL. THESE POSSIBLE LOVERS, SOME CURRENT LOVERS, SORT OF, AS MUCH AS CAN BE EXPECTED OF ME, ARE SMART, THEY JUST, PUT THEIR PICTURES OR LOOK-ALIKE SURROGATES ON THE BUSES OR ON ROUTES THAT IT TRAVEL, SO I HAVE TO SEE THEM ALL THE TIME! THEY KNOW, I DON'T NEED A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM, I JUST HAVE TO KNOW, THEY ARE STILL THERE, AND INTERESTED, AS THEIR MUGS ON THE BUSES, SHOW! OR ON THE BILLBOARDS, I HAVE TO PASS, BOTH OF THEM! TUXTON! I KNOW THEY WERE BOTH BOUGHT! I KNOW THEY BOTH LOVE ME, AND THEY KNOW I LOVE THEM TOO! SMILE. I THINK, IT GOING TO BOIL DOWN, TO WHO HAPPENS TO BE AROUND, WHEN, I GET FIT, SO, THEY HAVE A FEW MONTHS! LOL. IF THEY LIKE ME FAT, THEY WILL SURELY LIKE ME THIN. IF THEY ARE WHO I THINK THEY ARE, THEY HAVE SEEN ME THIN, WAY, WAY BACK! TOMBALL. PRO SPORTS CLUB. HUB GROUP. LOL. MODERN LOVE. NOT MUCH DIFFERENT TO ME, THAN, THE PLASTIC RAT IN THE HAMMOND HOUSE! IT IS LIKE GIVING A MONKEY THE KEYS TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK! LOL. REFRESHING SMOOTIES. SAVOR A SPICE THAT TASTES SO NICE. GATOR BAIT. BRAWL. I AM GUESSING THE TOP CONTENDERS, INCLUDING THE NEW ONES, KNOW EACH OTHER OR OF EACH OTHER. WE ARE ALL COMPETATIVE BY NATURE. MORE FUN THAT WAY. MILES IS NOT THE FIRST ONE, TO HAVE MY HAIR SLAUGHTERED! MUST BE A COP THING! SOMEONE PAID SOMEONE TO BUTCHER ME, BACK IN DECEMBER, WHEN, I WAS GOING TO SEE MILES AFTER A FOUR YEAR HIATUS! REMEMBER THAT SHOW WITH REES WEATHERSPOON, AND THE TWO CIA DUDES, WHO BOTH MET HER THE SAME DAY, THEN, COMPETED, FOR HER, ONCE THEY FOUND OUT, THEY LIKED THE SAME WOMAN? THEY USED ALL THEIR SPY GEAR TO SABOTAGE THE OTHER GUY'S RELATIONSHIP OR DATE WITH HER. PARTNERS BEFORE, SABATOGEERS, IN HOT PURSUIT! THE PROBLEM IS, I HAVE SHIT HAIR, AFTER TAKING 8 MONTHS TO GROW OUT THE LAST SHIT HAIR CUT! ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR, BUT, SPY SHIT, SHOULD BE OUT OF BOUNDS! IT'S BACON SEASON. WE HAVE TO KEEP THEM SEPARATED! IT'S THE SWEET ONE. FROGS. WHEELS UP. YOU KNOW YOUR TAILGATING STUFF. DIVE IN. HEADGEAR. FACE VALUE. CHICK-FIL-A. LINK UP. HEAL UP. TEAM UP. HANDS DOWN DELICIOUS. JACKKNIFE. MEN WHO USED TO RULE THE WORLD, OLD BULLS, STILL, EXERT POWER AND CONTROL. LEGENDS, BOSSES, RIVALS? STILL GOING. IT'S NOT OVER YET. IF ALL FAILS, THEY WILL JUST KILL ME! TO TAKE ME OUT OF ALL THEIR MISERY. LOL. TWENTY YEARS OF COMPETING? ROCK-IN-ROLL NEVER FORGETS. THEY ALL KNOW WHAT I CAN STILL LOOK LIKE! SIX DAYS AT THE GYM, LAST WEEK . . . MISSED 4 DAYS THIS WEEK! THEY KNOW I LOSE FAST, BUT NOT THIS FAST! LEAVE ME BE, LET ME SHOW YOU, WHAT, I CAN LOOK LIKE. HELEN OF TROY, THE FACE THAT LAUNCHED 10,000 SHIPS! I'M OKAY WITH THAT. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE WINNER. GET READY TO GET TOGETHER. LUCKY CHARMS. PURE HIP HOP. SERIOUSLY GOOD SCENT. EVERY GREAT WHY, NEEDS A GREAT HOW? FLEX FITNESS. SEXUAL HEALTH. SEXUAL HEALING. HE CLEANSED ME. GOODFELLOW & CO. THE STORY OF US. HELPFULNESS INSURED. WOW OF THE WEEK. MUSCLE MEMORY. GAMEDAY GUIDE. OLE MISS. THE JINGLE SESSIONS. TRY SO CLEAN. DEEP THOUGHTS. I'LL COME HELP. HEAD COACHING RECORD. THE UGLY TRUTH. IT'S STILL A BIG RIVALRY. GARLIC CRUSH. 100% OUTRAGEOUS. BALANCE WHAT YOU SAY, WITH WHAT YOU EAT AND WHAT YOU DO! HUNGRY HEN. THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS. ADDICTED TO LOVE. ALL OF YOU COULD DO, OR SOMEONE NEW. LOVE. KISSES. HUGS.