DEVIL'S CALL. BIG LITTLE MAN. 86% SURE I WAS AT WOODSTOCK. LOL. EMERALD CITY KARATE: MARTIAL ARTS. LIFE SKILLS. SELF-DEFENSE. KICKBOXING! THE CUNNING COW APOTHECARY. ARMADILLO CONSIGNMENT: NEW & EXPERIENCED . . . BROADVIEW BRANCH LIBRARY. THE BITTER LAKE VIEW. PRAY. THEN DO SOMETHING! GET IT BEFORE IT'S GONE! SIP INTO A GREAT MORNING. WHY? WHO ME? SWINK. UNMUFFLED. GARDENING GO GO. CLEAN CRAWLS. STOW IT! STOW IT! STOW IT! BURNING DOWN THE AMTRAK HOUSE! FIGHTING FIRE WITH FIRE! THE THRILL OF HORROR & GORE. ADRENALINE RUSH. GREEN IS THE NEW BLACK. SCOTTY'S GUTTERS 4 U. COZY SHOULD NEVER BE COSTLY. YOU'RE IN HARM'S WAY. I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. STAGED LAS VEGAS SHOOTING? LIVE & DIE BY TIMELINES, GENIUSES. COVER FOR THE ABORTION VOTE IN THE HOUSE--NO ABORTIONS AFTER 20 WEEKS! CONTRARY TO ROE & CASEY, SCOTUS VOTES. WORK SMARTER. SENATE MORE THOUGHTFUL. SENATOR TIM MURPHY, SELF-RIGHTEOUS PRO-LIFER'S MISTRESS IS PREGNANT, TOLD HER TO GET AN ABORTION, THEN VOTED TO LIMIT FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS? FUCK YOU! TOO BAD MEN, DON'T HAVE TO CARRY UNWANTED BABIES! GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN TOO! DON'T MAKE US PAY FOR A LIFETIME FOR WHAT, 8 MINUTES OF PLEASURE, FOR THE AVERAGE MAN! LOL. SEE THROUGH YOU! STUMBLE YOU MIGHT FALL. YOU TERRIFY. NOT GONNA GO BLIND. OPEN UP YOUR EYES, THE GAPPING HOLE IN REALITY! SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT. AND I WANT. AND I NEED. FEEL THE MOUTH TO MOUTH, LIKE THE MOLDING HEART BEAT. I GOT A FEELING IN MY BLOOD. THE FRENCH BAKERY. GREEN E JUICE. SKYJACK. I'M HOOKED. CAN'T WAIT FOR MORE. LOVERS. FOLLOW ME TO THE LOVERS. APPLEBEE'S DOLLARITA. HAPPY HOURS. YOUR BODY YOUR WORKOUT. 5 TYPES OF FITNESS NUTS: (1) THE GRUNTER; (2) THE SOCIAL MEDIA BUFF; (3) THE FINGER EXERCISER; (4) THE STRUTTER; AND (5) THE HOVERER! GOTTA LOVE THE GYM! LOL. MOLLY'S. TRUGREEN. PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY. PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC 'TIL YOU DIE, 'TIL YOU DIE. KLIEMANN BROS. I'M FUNKING OUT IN EVERYWAY! SMILE. AH, HA! I FOUND MY NOTES FROM, FUNKY TOWN, U.S.A., FAIRHAVEN, A SUBURB OR NIEGHBORHOOD IN THE CITY OF BELLINGHAM: CURRENTS & FURBISH: THERE WAS AN OLD WITCH WHO LIVED IN A SHOE WITH BLACK CATS AND GOBLINS AND THINGS THAT GO BOO! EL AGAVE MEXICAN RESTAURANT. LOVITT. PICTURE POST CARD PERFECT! FINNEGAN'S ALLEY. FAIRHAVEN POKE' A BOUTIQUE FOR CHICKS. THREE FRENCH HENS. TON'S COFFEE. FAT PIE PIZZA. FAIRHAVEN VILLAGE DINNER, DOUBLE DECKER RED BUS, SO COOL! DIRTY DAN HARRIS' PRIME RIB & SEAFOOD. VILLAGE BOOKS. DRIZZLE TASTING R' OM. COLOPHON CAFE. ROCKET BUILDING. KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS MASONIC HALL. ACME ICECREAM & DONUTS, SO YUMMY! THE SILVER MAN. GOOD EARTH POTTERY. RENAISSANCE CELEBRATION--VERY COLORFUL POTS, GLASS BLOWS, AND OTHER COOL STUFF! RENAISSANCE MEANS "REBIRTH!" DIG THAT. THE CHIMNEY SWEEP WOOD & GAS STOVES. WONDERFUL OLD LIBRARY! CRAZY ASS HOURS, SO CHECK! 15 MINUTE BLOG, CLOSED AT 2:00 PM. SMALL TOWNS, LITTLE HOURS. OK. SMILE. FRIENDS OF THE SEATTLE PUBLIC LIBRARY: THE FRIENDS OF SEATTLE MAINTAIN A WORLD CLASS, INCLUSIVE LIBRARY SYSTEM. JOIN US IN SUPPORTING OUR LIBRARIES! YOU CAN: BECOME A MEMER, VOLUNTEER, DONATE YOUR BOOKS, SHOP OUR BOOK SALES, AND MORE. BECME A FRIEND. MAKE A DIFFERENCE! HAD TO PUT IN A PLUG, FOR THE GREAT LIBRARY SYSTEM IN SEATTLE, ALONG WITH BRAGGING AND LOVING ON THE FAIRHARBOR FUNKY COOL ONE! AFTER WRITING MY SHORTEST BLOG EVER, I WENT ACROSS THE STREET TO THE "FILLING STATION BURGER JOINT" . . . BETWEEN THE COFFEE JUNCTION, LOOKING EXACTLY, LIKE MY HOME IN PAROWAN, COLORS, FEEL, HAPPY PRIMARY COLORS, AND ALL, AND THE FILLING STATION, I WAS, LIKE, I AM MOVING UP HERE, ASAP! I ALMOST DIDN'T GO BACK TO GREENWOOD! LOL. YOU STILL MIGHT GET ME! SMILE. QUAINT FISHING TOWN? NO. I CAN'T REMEMBER, WHAT THE DUDE AT THE FRONT DESK OF THE FAIRHARBOR VILLAGE INN, TOLD ME? THE TOWN, WAS STARTED FOR SOME BIZARRE REASON, BUT I CAN'T REMEMBR. I DID, SPEND SOME TIME IN THE AMAZINGLY COOL, INN LIBRARY, FLIPPING THROUGH, THE "SALISH SEA" BOOK ON DISPLAY. SO BEAUTIFUL, WITH A GREEN LEATHER CHAIR, THAT, GOES TO THE CEILING, LIKE A KING'S THRONE! HISTORIC PRESERVATION TO PERFECTION! SO, WHILE I WAS TAKING RECOMMENDATIONS, FROM THE PRETTY BLONDE WAITRESS AT THE FILLING STATION, SHE ADVISED ME, I MIGHT WANT TO LOOK AT THE MENU, SINCE, I TOOK HER FIRST, BURGER CHOICE, LOVING BLUE CHEESE AND BACON, BURGERS, WITH MARMOLADE SAUCE, DRIPPING ONTO MY NAPKIN AND BASKET, WANTING TO LICK EVERY LAST DROP OF JUICY DELIGHT . . . BUT, WHILE I WAITED FOR MY BURGER, THE CREATIVITY OF THE MENU, TOTALLY CAUGHT MY ATTENTION, A CAR LOVER'S DREAM! DRIVING MATTERS! I WANTED TO JUST LIST SOME OF THE FUN THINGS ON THE MENU, SINCE I LOVE VINTAGE CARS, AND OTHER COOL CARS THAT SHOW UP IN CAR SHOWS AROUND THE U.S.A., OH, IN FACT, THAT SIGN JUST OUTSIDE, MY BRIGHT, SUNNY WINDOW, SAID, FILLING STATION, U.S.A.! I WILL PROBABLY NOT DO THIS MENU JUSTICE, BECAUSE, I COULDN'T WRITE DOWN, EVERYTHING BEFORE MY BURGER GOT TO MY TABLE. SO, HERE WE GO, USE YOUR IMAGINATION, DRIVING ONE OF THESE BEAUTIES, TO FAIRHARBOR, ON A CRISP, LUCIOUS, FALL DAY, LIKE THE ONE, I TOOK THE TRAIN ON! RUMBLE STRIP: JUMP YARD. THE GROOVEE DUB. HARLEYS. GREAT MOTORCYCLE TRIIP FOR A DAY, TOO. GASSED UP. CARBURETOR. HUB CAPS. GOING GREEN: TESLA. VOLT. DIP STICK. SCHWINN. PRIUS. LONGBOARD. KAYAK! LOL. THE CLASSICS: THUNDERBIRD. MUSTANG. WRANGLER. CHEVY PICKUP. EL CAMINO. FOREIGN BEAUTIES: FERRARI. JAGUAR--NAME OF THE BURGER I HAD, ONLY CHALLENGER, IS THE BACON, BLUE CHEESE BURGER, MCDONALD'S LODGE, GLACIER NATION PARK, ON MCDONALD LAKE, MONTANA. LAMBORGHINI. DELOREAN. THE WET NELLIE. THE CHUCKWAGON. NOW FOR SOME CHICKEN FUN FROM THE CLICK & CLACK CLUCKS PORTION OFTHE MENU. NOW FOR DRINKS: UNLEADED. VINTAGE BOTTLED SODAS. LEADED. BOOZY FRAPPES. SELF-SERVICE BLOODY MARY STATION: VODKA. JALAPENO INFUSED VODKA. JALAPENO INFUSED TEQUILA. BACON INFUSED VODKA. FILL'ER UP TAP BEER. WINE LIST. REVVED-UP RIFFS: PINK CADILLAC. THE GTO. THE JALOPY. CLOCK N' MULE. DRIVING DAISY. SEATTLE SLEW. FRENCH 76'. THE CADILLAC KRAK A TOA PUNCH! CHEERS. ON ODIN TAP-HIBISCUS MINTED ICED TEA. HOUSE MADE STRAWBERG LEMONADE. VINTAGE SIGNS: SINCLAIR FARM PRODUCTS. HAPPY ENDINGS! HANCOCK SUPERIOR GASOLINE. AS I WAS LEAVING TOWN, WALKING TO THE TRAIN STATION, I NOTICED, WHAT LOOKED, LIKE, CEMETERY, STONES, EMBEDDED IN THE PARKING AREA OF THE GRASS, ALONG THE SIDEWALK, TO THE STATION . . . I WISH, I HAD, WRITTEN ALL THE SIGNS ENGRAVED ON THE STONES, ABOUT, 6 OR SO . . . "DROWNING POOL, DOGS ONLY, NO HUMANS!" 1890. LANDMARKS WHERE SALOONS AND JAILS WERE. POLICE PHILIP SHOT 23 TIMES! I AM GUESSING HE DIED? BUT FUN, FUN, TASTE OF THE TOWNS, HUMOR, BASED ON YESTERDAY'S HISTORY. I SWEAR, I COULD WRITE SEVERAL BLOGS A DAY, BUT, ONCE I GET STARTED, DOWN A MINDSET, MANY NOTES, GO DOWN THE TOILET, AND I JUST HIT A ZONE, LOSE SOME OF THE GOOD STUFF. THERE IS A NEW PROGRAM, THAT IS CALLED, "THE LOL SOMETHING." BUT THEY LISTED AMERICA'S FUNNIEST CITIES TO LIVE IN: NEW YORK, CHICAGO, MIAMI, WASHINGTON, D.C., AND A FEW MORE ON THE EAST COAST. I BELIEVE THE ONLY CITY NAMED ON THE WEST COAST, WAS PORTLAND! LOL. I THOUGHT, NOW, WHY ISN'T SEATTLE ON THAT LIST? WE HAVE SMARTER, MORE EDUCATED, HIGH TECH PEOPLE, AND A CITY OF STARS? DO WE TAKE OURSELVES TOO SERIOUS? NO, I EVEN PUT A QUOTE ON SARCASM, IN THIS BLOG, A BUMPER STICKER, THAT I SAW, IN MISSOULA, MONTANA . . . IT WAS SOMETHING LIKE, SARCASM, IS A HIGHER FORM OF HUMOR . . . WE MUST BE JUST TOO SMART, HERE IN SEATTLE, FOR YOU LOSERS IN PORTLAND TO CATCH ONTO THE FUN! LOL. PORTLAND AND SEATTLE ARE ALWAYS, COMPETING FOR SUPREMACY OVER THE OTHER CITY! THE WHOLE FUCKING CITY, IN MY VERY FEBBLE MIND, IS A MEMBER OF THE NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY, THE REST OF THE COUNTRY, JUST CAN'T CATCH THE HUMOR, RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR FACES! TOTAL BRILLIANCE IS HARD TO SPOT! LOL. SARCASM IS ALSO, ONE OF THE HARDEST THINGS TO CONVEY, IN WRITING, ON SOCIAL MEDIA! WHATEVER. WHAT THE FUCK EVER . . . THEY JUST DON'T GET US, SMARTIES! OH, I WANTED TO PROVE WHERE MY TRAILS, LED, ME YESTERDAY, STARTING IN FAIRHARBOR, LEAVING AROUND, 9:00 AM, CHECK, DIET COKE AND SKITTLES ON SOUND COMMUNITY BANK CARD, MATCH THAT TO THE HOTEL AND LUNCH . . . SECOND THOUGHT, I PAID CASH FOR THE LUNCH, AND FOR THE TWO DONUTS I GOT, SO THE DOUBLE, COULDN'T STEAL, MY PATH AND THUNDER, ON MY ZIP TRIP, UP AND BACK TO FAIRHARBOR, OR BELLINGHAM! THIS IS HOW I GET FAT, I SWEAR, MARKING MY TERRITORY, WITH MY DEBIT CARD: (1) WITH COPS, LOOKING FOR ME, OR SO IT SEEMED, WANTING TO FRAME ME, FOR, TRYING TO PAY, THE TRAIN TICKET TO A FAULT, AT LEAST 8 ATTEMPTS, WITH THEM DIRECTING THE STING OP, BUT FUCKING IT UP, ROYAL! THEY SPOTTED MY TICKET, THEY OWE ME ABOUT, SEVERAL HUNDRED DOLLARS, DUE TO FUCKING WITH ME OVER THE LAST 5 YEARS, SAME DUDES! ADDING UNUSED TICKETS, TO SHUTTLES, AND BUSES TO MAKE UP, FOR THEIR, TRYING TO STOP ME FROM, LEAVING BEFORE THE FUCKED UP COP DOUBLES, ALL FRIENDS, GETTING TO SOME LOCATIONS, OFF THEIR, CONSTANT CONTACT ROUTES, DELAYING ME, SO THE DOUBLE CAN HAUL ER LAZY ASS OUT OF BED! I KNOW THE COPS, THINK, AS A WITCH OR BITCH, TIS THE SEASON, I FLEW TO FAIRHARBOR, BUT, NO, THEY GAVE ME THE RIDE THREE, HELPING ME RECOUPE, $43 OF THE HUNDREDS THEY OWE ME OR HAVE COST ME IN REROUTES, INCLUDING, OVERNIGHT STAYS IN MOTELS, AT A COOL $100 OR MORE PER NIGHT! CHECK THE MANIFEST, DUDE ADDED MY NAME, AFTER ASKING ME IF I COULD, ORDER A TICKET OVER THE PHONE--NO, BOTH PHONES, SUPPOSE TO BE GOOD STILL, OR ONE OF THEM, OUT OCTOBER 1, THE OTHER GOOD UNTIL LIKE THE 10TH, SO? BUT, I HAVE EVIDENCE OF PURCHASING TWO PHONE CARDS TO ADD AIRTIME--SAFEWAY--$60.19 FOR TRACFONE AND VERIZON! PURCHASE TIME 16:09 OR 4:30 PM . . . I ARRIVED IN SEATTLE, WHAT, ABOUT 11:00 AM? PROOF MY PHONES WERE BOTH OUT! OR RATHER TAKEN OUT! LOL, BUT, AT ABOUT 7:30 AM, I PURCHASED A TRAIN TICKET, FOR $31 ON BANK CARD, #4045, AS ARE ALL PURCHASES, ON THE TRIP. RES# 4FCC34-041017. TKT# 2770462531381 . . . WOW! I JUST NOTICED, THAT THE NAME OF THE PURCHASER, IS WASHINGTON, DC!!!!!!!!!!!!! WELL, WELL, WELL . . . THE FED SECRIST/JOANN . . . NOPE, I PURCHASED IT, AND I AM SURE THAT MY CARD WILL SHOW THE AMOUNT, SUBTRACTED OFF MY CARD. . . DC. JUST WANT YOU TO THINK, THAT IT WAS, RACHEL, OR SHELLEY, OR KAY, ALL MY UGLY TWINS! LOL. ON THE TRIP BACK, THE DUDE, THAT, PUT MY NAME ON THE TICKET TAKER, WITHOUT, TAKING ANY MONEY, APPROACHED ME, ON THE TRIP BACK, AND SAID THE BLACK DUDE WAS TRYING TO SAY HE WAS NOT DOING HIS JOB! HE ASKED ME TO WRITE A STATEMENT OF WHAT HAPPENED, SO, I THOUGHT, IS THIS ANOTHER TRICK? PROBABLY. BUT I GIVE PEOPLE THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT, AND IF ANYONE IS GOING TO LOSE THEIR JOB, IT WILL BE THAT BLACK FUCKER, WHO HAS CHASED ME OUT OF THE TRAIN STATIONS, SO MY WASHINGTON DC, DOUBLE GETS TO USE MY CARD AND TICKET! ALWAYS, FUCKING ON MY DIME! THEY HAVE BILLIONS OF MY MONEY, AND THEY STEAL, TRAIN TICKETS? IF YOU SET A TRAP FOR SOMEONE, YOU ARE GOING TO FALL IN IT YOURSELF, THAT IS A BIBLICAL PROMISE, DUMB ASSES! AND IT ALWAYS WORKS! FUCK THE TICKET TAKER, AND THIS DIP SHIT, THE BLACK ASS, HUGE ASS, WHO, I TRIED TO PAY, AT LEAST 6 OR MORE TIMES, BEFORE EVEN LEAVING THE STATION, NOT TO MENTION, AT LEAST ONE MORE TIME, BEFORE, THE TRAIN TOOK OFF, ARE THE ONES WHO NEED TO BE FIRED! AS FAR AS CUSTOMER SERVICE, THE GUY HAVING ME WRITE THE NOTE, WAS COOL, AND TOOK SOME OF THE STING OUT OF HUNDREDS IN BOTCHED, TRAIN TICKETS, SHUTTLE AND BUS TICKETS, THAT COST ME DOUBLE, THE TRAIN TICKET, BECAUSE I HAD TO GO THE LONG WAY, BETWEEN SEATTLE AND WHITEFISH OR KALISPELL, AND SPEND THE NIGHT, AT LIKE CHEAP SLEEP, TO ACCOMMODATE, CATCHING THE SHUTTLE . . . THERE WERE TWO TIMES, ONE, LEAVING SEATTLE ON FEBRUARY 1, 2017, PAID, TOLD TO COME BACK IN THE MORNING, SENT ME TO THE YOUTH HOSTILE IN CHINA TOWN, OR THE INTERNATIONAL DISTRICT, PAID WITH CASH, BECAUSE, I KNEW, DEATH IS ALWAYS AT MY DOORSTEP, NO MATTER WHERE I AM AT . . . I SHARED A ROOM WITH TWO ALLEGED, NANNIES, FROM GERMANY AND AUSTRIA, CAME BACK IN THE ROOM, TO FIND, ONE JUMP IN BED WITH THE OTHER . . . I RESPECT PEOPLE AND THEIR SEXUALITY, SO, NO BIGGY, TURNED AND WENT TO SLEEP, BUIT THERE WAS THIS NAGGING FEELING, THAT, THEY GOT IN MY BACKPACK, AND TOOK SOMETHING, BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO FALSELY ACCUSE ANYONE WITHOUT PROOF! THE ATTORNEY IN ME! DUE PROCESS! SO, THE NEXT MORNING, ALMOST FORGETTING WHAT HAPPENED, READY TO GO TO THE TRAIN STATION, THE CHICK AT THE FRONT DESK, ASKED ME IF MY NAME WAS JOANN SECRIST? YES, WHY. BECAUSE YOUR DEBIT CARD, WAS ON THE FLOOR, THIS MORNING. THEN, I KNEW THESE BITCHES, WERE PROBABLY UNDERCOVER, FBI AGENTS, NOT NANNIES, WHICH, I SUSEPCTED, ALREADY, BUT, AFTER CHECKING, ONCE OUT OF THE HOSTILE, I REALIZED, THAT, I WAS IN A HOSTILE TOWN, AND GOING BY TRAIN, WAS NOT GOING TO BE PLEASANT, NOR SAFE, BUT I CHECKED AND SURE ENOUGH, THEY, DOUBLED, MY BILL, I PAID IN CASH, BUT I ALSO, PAID, FOR TWO, OR ANOTHER, PERSON, ON MY DEBIT CARD! SO, I TOOK THE BUS TO MISSOULA, WENT TO KALISPELL, BY SHUTTLE, AND TRIED TO RETURN TO SEATTLE BY TRAIN, THE STRAIGHT SHOT, CHEAPEST TOO, BUT AND I MIGHT BE CONFUSING TWO TRIP FUCK UPS, BUT, ONE TIME, MY DEBIT CARD WAS BLOCKED, ALL MONEY, THE NEXT TIME WITH 6 AMTRAK COPS FOLLOWING ME, ALL DAY, I PURCHASED A TICKET, BUT, I NOTICED, THE WASHINGTON DC, NAME, AS THE PURCHASER, NOT ME, BUT UINDER MY NAME, AS IF, SOME SECRETARY OR TRAVEL AGENT BOOKED THE TRIP, BUT THE DATES, WERE THE SAME, BOTH ON FEBRUARY 1, AND IT WAS THE 9TH, I HAD SPENT 8 DAYS IN MONTANA, TO WATCH THE SUPER BOWL AT MOOSE'S SALOON, TRADITION! AND FUN! GREAT FOOD! SO, I ALLEGEDLY, LEFT SEATTLE, ON THE SAME DAY, I WAS RETURNING? WITH AN 8 DAY GAP, IN THE MIDDLE? NOT POSSIBLE! BUT, I WROTE SOME OF THESE THINGS, IN MY HANDWRITTEN, SUPPORT OF THE ONLY DUDE, NOT ON THE MOB'S PAYROLL! IT IS OBVIOUS, THAT THE DUDE YESTERDAY MORNING, MUST HAVE BEEN, ON THE PAYROLL, AND THE DUDE THAT WAIVED MY TICKET, AFTER THE OTHER FUCK FACED SHIT HEAD, PROBABLY, MILES BEST FRIEND, OR WAS THAT THE RUSSIAN HAIR DRESSER THAT FUCKED MY HAIR? I THOUGHT, LEAVING, EARLY, I MIGHT, AVOID, HAVING THEIR FUCKERS, PAID AND ON STAFF, FUCKING MY TICKET! GUESS NOT! BUT MY GOAL IS TO GET THE ORIGINAL TICKET TAKER, AND THE BLACK DUDE FIRED! 5 YEARS OF FUCKING ME OVER ON THE TRAIN? YOU SEE, THEY WANT TO MAKE IT LOOK, LIKE, SHELLEY, IS THE ORIGINAL PURCHASER, AND I AM THE DOUBLE! NO, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, FAMOUS, ATTORNEY, PROFFESSOR, LOBBYISTAND BLOGGER! MOTHER SHOULD BE A GIVEN, BUT THAT IS FUCKED ALL THE TIME TOO! PUNISHED FOR BEING EXTRAORDINARY, EXCELLENT AND BRILLIANT, WITH 4 BABY GENIUS KIDS! THE GOVERNMENT ONLY DIGS, THE MEDIOCURE. I AM AFRAID TO GO BELOW AND SPELL CHECK, THEY WILL STEAL THIS BLOG, BETTER, PUBLISH, SHIT, SCAN AND STEAL! BUT, ONCE BACK IN SEATTLE, GOING TO CATCH THE BUS, THERE WERE COPS, LOOKING FOR ME, GUT FEELING, WATCHING WHERE I WAS COMING OUT, OF THE TRAIN STATION, LUCKY FOR ME, I HAD TO PURCHASE A NEW BUS PASS FOR METRO, $54.00 CASH, I TRIED TO PAY WITH A CREDIT OR DEBIT CARD, DENIED, THREE TIMES? COPS DIDN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW, I WAS BACK IN TOWN! LAZY, DAZY, STILL IN BED? COFFEE,. PANCAKES. PAJAMAS? LOL! I HAD BEEN UP WATCHING THE NEWS, FROM 1:30 AM, TIL LEFT THE ROOM, 208, ON THAT SAME DEBIT CARD, ONLY ONE I HAVE! THEY HAVE CLONES! OH, BEFORE I FORGET, THIS WAS, WHAT I DID . . . WHEN, I CHECKED IN, I HAD 2 HOURS, BEFORE, I COULD GET IN MY ROOM, STANDARD, READ THE GUEST BOOK, EVIDENCE . . . BUT WHEN, I GOT BACK FROM TOWN, THERE WERE HOT COOKIES WAITING, AND AS I CHECKED IN, SIGNED THE BILL, THE DUDE, CIA, OR COP, WORKING FAR TOO LONG OF HOURS, STILL AT THE DESK, WHEN, I PICKED UP MY ITALIAN, PANNINI . . . BUT HE GAVE ME THIS ORNATE OLD FASHIONED KEY, SOMETHING, SHELLEY OR KAY WOULD COME UP WITH, BUT, IF I USED THIS KEY, AT GALLOWAY'S BAR & GRILL, VERY COOL ATOMOSTPHERE, IF I SHOWED THEM THE KEY, I WOULD GET A 30% DISCOUNT. MY FIRST THOUGHT, IS, THIS KEY, IS TO BE THE IDENTIFIER, BECAUSE, WHY COULDN'T SOMEONE JUST TELL THE WAITRESS THEIR ROOM NUMBER, TO VERIFY, AND THE DESK IS LIKE FEET AWAY FROM THE GRILL, OR THROUGH A CUTE, SMALL BREAKFAST AREA. BUT, I CHOSE TO SPEND THE EXTRA 30% RATHER THAN, HAVE ME CARD OR PURCHASE, BE, CONSIDERED PER DIEM, FOR, MY DC DOUBLE! SO THAT CHARGE, SHOULD BE VERY, CLEAN AND ME! THAT WAS LIKE $14.00 AND SOME CENTS! GAMES, GAMES AND MORE GAMES. BUT, WHEN, I GOT BACK TO GREENWOOD AND OFF THE BUS, NEAR, VALL WHATEVER SANDWICHES, THE VIKING, WITH A SPEAR THROUGH, THE SANDWICH AND A MEAN ASS LOOK ON HIS FACE . . . THE THOUGHT CAME TO MIND, THAT, RACHEL AND KENNEDY, WERE NOTIFIED, WHEN, I HIT THE TRAIN STATION, BUT, LUCKY FOR ME, THE TRAIN, WAS GETTING READY TO LEAVE AND THE CAPTAIN OR CONDUCTOR JOKED WITH ME, BLACK DUDE NOT AMUSED, TRYING TO DETAIN ME, COLLUDING WITH THE TICKET TAKER, BUT THE CONDUCTOR LAUGHED AND SAID, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME LEAVING YOU, THE TRAIN CAN'T LEAVE UNTIL I DO! LOL. FORCED BY THE CONDUCTOR, FROM NOT BLOCKING ME FROM GETTING ON THE TRAIN! LOL. BUT THE VIKING, LOOKS, LIKE THE WAY, KENNEDY OR THE JAMES KENNEDY LOOK-A-LIKE, WOULD LOOK, SEEING THAT I DIDN'T USE THE GOLDEN KEY, AND MY PANNINI SANDWICH, SHOWED UP, WITHOUT, BEING FILTERED BY DC! LOL. GREAT SIGN! LOVE TO PISS THEM OFF! BUT, COPS, COPS, AND MORE COPS, ALL WATCHING ME, CALLING ON THEIR CELL PHONES, THE SHERIFFS DUDES DOWN IN THE TUNNEL, NOT THE NORMAL ROUTE, I USUALLY TAKE THE BUSES ABOVE GROUND, OVER BY BARTELLS, BUT, DUE TO THE ONES, LOOKING FOR ME, I WENT THE LOWER ROUTE, BUT, THERE WERE COPS, RATTING ME OUT THERE! I BOOKED IT OUT TO THE KIRKLAND PARK & RIDE, AND WAS GOING TO SOPHIA'S PLACE, BUT, I GOT THE FEELING, I NEEDED TO USE MY DEBIT CARD, LUNCH AND NOT HUNGRY, WAFFLES IN THE MORNING, $5 TIP FOR FREE BREAKFAST . . . MAYBE SHE COULD TELL THE TRUTH, WHO WAS THERE? MAYBE. ALL PEOPLE CAN'T BE ON THEIR PAYROLL! THE DUDE DIDN'T DARE, STAY FOR MORNING, BECAUSE, I ASKED HIM, WHY HE WAS WORKING SO LONG? ONTO YOUR ASS, ASSHOLE! BUT, THERE WAS A SHERIFFAT THE CROSSING BELOW THE KIRKLAND P & R, I ASKED HER WHO TO GET TO BURGERMASTER? SHE SAID, I DON'T KNOW, THAT IS BELLEVUE? LIKE ACROSS THE STREET? WHATEVER. I DITCHED THROUGH, A HIDDEN, STAIRWAY TO THE BURGER JOINT, NOT GOING THE LONG WAY SHE SUGGESTED. NOT SURPRISING, THERE WERE TWO, BIKE COPS, SAME GET UP, LOOKING FOR MY ASS, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HIGHWAY, NEAR THE FREEWAY! THE ART OF DELAY! I WATCHED THEM, GO BY TWICE! I CUT THROUGH THE OFFICE BUILDING, DOWN THROUGH THE TREES AND LANDSCAPING TO THE BUS STOP, HEADING TOWARD THE FREEWAY! SO, COPS, COPS, COPS! THEY LOST MY TRAIL, GOING BACK TO SEATTLE, THAT QUICK! COP DREAMS!

DRIVING MATTERS!  NOW, THE NSA, HACKERS, SISTER BISQUIT BITCHES ARE, LEAVING THE YELLOW, SPELL CHECK LIGHT ON?  THEY HATE MY DREAMS!  LOL.  I MARRIED THE GREAT FATHER OF MY FOUR, BABY GENIUSES, BECAUSE OF A DREAM, BECAME A LAWYER, BECAUSE OF A DREAM, AND DIVORCED BECAUSE OF A DREAM . . . WHY THEY MOCKED, BITCHED, MOANED AND SHOPPED, UNTIL, I BECAME SOMETHING GREAT, AND THEY WERE PATHETIC HOUSEWIVES, WHO RELIED ON THEIR HUSBANDS OR FUCK BUDDIES TO GET THEM WHERE THEY WANTED TO BE IN LIFE . . . ALL ATTORNEYS, LIKE ME!  LOL!  GO FIGURE!  THEY HAVE TRIED THIS TRICK BEFORE, I JUST POST AND IT GOES AWAY, NO WORRIES!

NOW, THEY LIFTED IT!  LOL!

THREE SHERIFFS FROM LAS VEGAS, CHASING ME IN "HIGH SCHOOL" TO SERVE ME PAPERS, FOR WHAT, SLANDER AND LIBEL, FOR, SAYING THE COPS, FAKED THE BIGGEST SHOOTING IN U.S. HISTORY?  POINTING OUT, THAT, THE TIMELINE, OF THE BODY CAMS, DOESN'T MATCH THE DATE OF THE SHOOTING?  SILLY ATTORNEY, SHAME ON YOU, FORMER CRIMINAL DEFENSE ATTORNEY, #2 IN THE NATION FOR CIVIL RIGHTS, HOW DARE YOU EDUCATE THE BLUE BROTHERHOOD, OF THE NECESSITY OF TIMELINES AND SELF-AUTHENTICATING EVIDENCE OR THE RULES OF CRIMINAL PROCEDURE!  WHOOOPS, GUESS THE LITTLE SHITTY BALD, TORTS ATTORNEY, KAY, THE BEST THEY HAVE, AND SHELLEY, WHO WATCHED EVERY ESPISODE OF TRUE CRIME SHOWS TO GET  HER KNOWLEDGE AND LAW DEGREE!  LOL! WHAT, THEY DIDN'T TEACH YOU EVIDENCE GATHERING 101? 

 IMAGINE THAT?  LOL!

SO, IN THE SIMPLE, SHORT DREAM, THEY ACTUALLY, DID CATCH ME FOR ONCE . . . CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, I WAS BOOKING IT OUT OF THE HAMMOND HOUSE, FIRST TO GO BACK TO BELLINGHAM, THEN, I PUT MY PANTS ON BACKWARDS, AND DECIDED BY 3:00 AM TO GO TO TACOMA, FOOL THEM AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN!  LOL.

IN THE DREAM I WAS IN THIS CHEAP, NEW, GRAY AND BROWN, BRICK, HIGH SCHOOL, WITH A TON OF INS AND OUTS IN THE BUILDING DESIGNS, THESE GUYS ARE THE CONSTRUCTION, REAL ESTATE CREW, NOT ATTORNEY MATERIAL!  LEAVE THAT TO ME AND STEAL, THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY AND THE MONEY, BUT I STILL HAVE THE POWER, DID YOU NOTICE THAT TOM PRICE, OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES, QUIT THE DAY, I TRASHED HIM?  YEAH!  OH, THE POWER OF THIS BLOG!  BLACK DUDE, MUST HAVE READ WHAT I SAID ABOUT HIM, AND TRIED TO BLAME IT ON THE NICE GUY, WHOM, I WANT PROMOTED!  AMTRAK!  I AM SURE THAT THE ADMINSTRATION, EITHER HAS TO PLAY FOOTSIE WITH THE FEDS, OR, THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEIR LOWER MANAGEMENT IS DOING ON THE SIDE!  BUT SCHOOL, REMINDED ME OF A CHEAP ASS, HOME, IN A DEVELOPMENT, LIKE, VULCAN CONSTRUCTION WOULD DO, SLAPPING UP, MONOPOLY HOUSES, USING MY MONOPOLY MONEY . . . SCHOOLS ARE ALWAYS, APPRECIATED AND A GOOD MONEY LAUNDERING MECHANISM, CITIES LIKE AND ENDEARS THE MOBSTERS TO CITY FATHERS AND MOTHERS!

BUT, THE ONLY THING, LAS VEGAS COPS COULD DO, IS TRY TO FUCK ME FOR EXPRESSING MY VERY EDUDATED, VIEWS ON THEIR SHITTY, DRAMA SHOW, THE DAY AFTER THE ALLEGED, SLAUGHTER!  REMEMBER, CHEAP SHIT THRILLS AND PULLING THE WOOL OVER STUPID PEOPLE'S FACES, ARE THE ONLY WINS, THESE BITCHES CAN GET!  I AM A STRAIGHT SHOOTER, YOU GET REAL WINS . . . THEY SHOP, I SAVE!  BUT INTERESTINGLY, THE MEN, SHERIFFS, SERVING ME THE PAPERS, NOT ARRESTING ME, WERE NORMAL SIZE, WEARING THE LV SHERIFF'S UNIFORMS, I SAW, FOR 6 HOURS OR SO, WATCHING TV THAT MORNING, BEFORE LEAVING FOR THE TRAIN!  THE SAME ONS, SEEN IN THE THREE SHERIFF, CANDLELIGHT VIGIL!  LOL.  SOME OF US, KNOW OUR LAW ENFORCEMENT UNIFORMS!  LOL.  BUT IT WAS THE CHICK, SMALL BLONDE, OFFICER, WITH THE MEN, AND SYMBOLICALLY, THAT IS WHO, YOU GUYS ARE WITH, THE LITTLE GIRLS, THE WANNA BE, BIG SHOTS, THE THIEVES AND THE PRETTY LITTLE LIARS!  THEY ARE LITTLE WOMEN!  BUT THE DEVIL CALLS . . . LITTLE BIG MAN, FRANK OF INTERPOL, EX, I NEVER WOULD TOUCH, RAW, SICK BASTARD, ABSOLUTE BASTARD, LOOTING AND FUCKING MY SISTER, BIG SHELLEY, LITTLE, NOTHING, CABBAGE PATCH DOLL SHOE SALESWOMAN, PSYCHIC PALM READER, WHITE WITCH, HAG ASS BITCH!  HAVE HIM, HAVE HER!  I WOULDN'T TOUCH THAT FUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER WITH A TEN BILLION FOOT POOL!

AT 3:00 AM, AFTER PUTTING ON MY MAKE-UP, HEADING OUT THE DOOR, BUT REMEMBERING, MY RCA, NIFTY, CLIP ON RADIO, I LOVE, I WOKE STAFF TO SEE IF THEY COULD GET IT OUT OF THE DAYROOM, WHERE I WAS CHARGING IT THE NIGHT BEFORE?  JOANN, YOU CAN'T LEAVE, UNTIL 5:00 AM!  OH, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT, AND I HAVE LEFT ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS BEFORE . . . I WENT BACK TO BED AND HAD ANOTHER, BLUE COP UNIFORM DREAM!  I HEARD SIRENS, SCREAMING UP GREENWOOD, THE FIRST DREAM, BUT, I DIDN'T FEEL ALARMED, BY THE SECOND DREAM, LIGHT WOULD COME, AND THEY WOULD READ MY BLOG ABOUT THE LV SHERIFFS FUCK UP, OCTOBER 2, 2017!

I HAVEN'T SEEN A COP ALL DAY!  LOL.  OH, THE POWER OF THIS BLOG!  LOVE IT.  THERE MAY BE AN UNDERCOVER COP, AT KEN'S MARKET WHERE I HAD, BREAKFAST WITH GIRLFRIEND!

KISS!  WHO ME?  WRITE THIS BLOG?  MAYBE, SMILE.

GOTTA GET YOU INTO MY LIFE! FIRST SONG, LEAVING, KEN'S!  SWINK.