HUMP! SAVAGE LOVE. NASTY JACK'S CANDY. IF RUGBY WAS EASY, IT WOULD BE CALLED FOOTBALL. BUY BUY BABY. KISS. IT'S TIME TO SELL IT ON--LET GO. "HOSTILE" TAKEOVER OF MY BLOG! YESTERDAY, AT THE SEATTLE CENTER, I HAD TO RESET MY COMPUTER TO CONNECT TO THE INTERNET. "THEY" NSA OR HACKERS, TRIED TO BLOCK ME, BUT, I FIGURED OUT HOW TO OUT FOX THEM, LIKE I GENERALLY DO. PICKING UP WHERE I LEFT OFF, WHEN, I WAS SO, BRAZENLY, INTERRUPTED WITH A SHERIFF, STOPPING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, TAKING OUT A CELL PHONE, LEAVING THE BUILDING, BUT REMAINING CLOSE, THEN, STAYING ON THE LINE . . . BAD SIGN FOR ME, SINCE THERE WERE NO DISTURBANCES, FIGHTS, LOST KIDS, SO THE LOGICAL CONCLUSION, IS THEY ARE AFTER ME, BECAUSE, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WEEK, I HAD MY CELL PHONE BATTERY IN MY PHONE, ACTUALLY, TO GET A CALL OR TEXT, THAT NEVER CAME. SO, I FINISHED, THE BLOG, MUCH SOONER THAN PLANNED, AND PUT A HAT ON, LEFT THE BUILDING, SMALL CHANGES, ALWAYS WORK! WHO SHOULD I RUN INTO, BUT SOMEONE FED LOOKING DUDE WITH, THE WHIRLY TWIRLY, EAR PIECE, LOOKING AROUND AS I WAS LEAVING THE BUILDING. I STOPPED TO ZIP MY BACKPACK AND LOW AND BEHOLD, THERE WERE TWO SEATTLE CITY COPS, WHO JOINED THE OTHER GUY DRESSED IN BLACK, MORE, U.S. MARSHALL, LOOKING OR, SWAT, BUT WITHOUT THE HAT OR MARKINGS ON HIS UNIFORM, BUT UNIFORM IT WAS. I TOOK OFF THROUGH THE GARDENS, PASSED THE GIANT, RED FLOWERS AT THE BASE OF THE SPACE NEEDLE, AND CAME TO REST, ON THE CORNER OF DENNY AND THE SEATTLE CENTER, TO GET A BREATHER, AND SURE ENOUGH, ALL THESE COP VEHICLES, STARTED CRUISING UP AND DOWN THE STREETS! I WONDER WHO THEY ARE LOOKING FOR? LITTLE OLD ME? I TOOK MY BATTERY OUT OF THE PHONE AGAIN, AND THE PEACE WAS RESTORED! TOOK A GREAT NAP, AT THE BASE OF THE SPACE NEEDLE, SUNSHINE ON MY SHOULDERS, WARM, NICE, FRESH AND CLEAN, AFTER ALL THE RAIN, AND IT WAS EASY LIKE SUNDAY MORNING! HOWEVER TODAY, I WENT TO MARY'S PLACE, ONLY TO FIND OUT, THAT, MY TRICKS, TO GET ACCESS TO "MY" COMPUTER AND ACCOUNTS, BLOG AND WHATNOT, HAD BEEN BLOCKED! I PUT IN MY PASSWORD, THAT I HAVE USED FOR MONTHS, AND IT KEPT SAYING WRONG PASSWORD, AND ONE TIME IT GAVE ME THE CHANCE TO RESET MY PASSWORD, BUT, I NEEDED A USB DEVICE . . . SHIT, ONLY HAVE 6 MINUTES ON THE SEATTLE LIBRARY COMPUTERS! SCREAM! TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, I WENT TO THE SOCIAL SECURITY OFFICE, TO CHANGE MY DIRECT DEPOSIT TO MY NEW SEATTLE BANK ACCOUNT, AND TO SEE WHY, I HAD $275 OR SO DOLLARS TAKEN OUT OF MY MONEY, LAST TIME . . . SINCE I NEVER USE A DIME, BUT, I BET BIG SISTER, OR KAY, USED IT, THEY ARE NOT ONLY PHYSICALLY SICK, BUT FUCKING SICK IN THE HEAD AND NEED TO BE INSTITUTIONALIZED, AT BEST, GIVEN LOBOTOMY OR MORE EXTREME, AT WORST, KILLING THEM IS PREFERABLE! BUT, SUDDENLY, ONCE I WAS UP ON THE 9TH FLOOR, ALL THE SECURITY CAMERAS WENT ON THE BLINK, IMAGINE THAT, A PICTURE OF THE "REAL" JOANN! BUT, NEVER FEAR, AFTER GETTING ALL MY BUSINESS HANDLED, I TOOK A DETOUR TO THE BASEMENT, THAT LETS OUT OUT ON 1ST AVENUE, ONLY TO HAVE TO HIKE BACK UP TO 2ND, WHERE, I CAME IN! SO, I WENT BACK THROUGH SECURITY CAMERAS, SO EVEN IF THE ONES WERE BLOCKED, WHILE I WAITED, THERE ARE MORE OF ME, SEEN THROUGH THE BUILDING! BUT, EVEN AT THE MORE SECURE SITE OF THE LIBRARY, I CAN'T GET ON MY COMPUTER, NOR MY BLOG, SO, BEING MY NORMAL RESOURCEFUL SELF, I AM ON THIS COMPUTER, BUT IT IS ABOUT TO EXPIRE, SO, I BETTER GET OFF! GOING TO THE PUBLIC MARKET, TRY TO FIND ME THERE FUCKERS! CELL PHONE WILL BE OFF! LOL!