ALTERNATIVE FACTS. UNLEASH. FLIRT. LOVE LIES HERE. SPARTA: WAR OF EMPIRES. DARTH VADAR TO THE MELANIA TRUMP FROWN. POWER CIVIL RIGHTS & CONSTITUTIONAL LAW FIRM--THIS IS A QUIZ, THINK OF FOUR POWER PUNCHERS IN THE LAW WHO JUST RETIRED FROM PUBIC SERVICE, WHO COULD MORE THAN HANDLE TRUMP'S INSURENCY! ME + FOUR OTHER BAD ASS CON LAW ATTORNEYS! THINK, THINK, THINK. SEEDS OF RESISTANCE! MUSLIMS & LATINOS OVER TRUMP'S IMMIGRATION BORDER PLAN. BORDER CHIEF, MORGAN, PUT OUT TO PASTURE? NATIONALIST VISION FOR AMERICA, WORKING CLASS HOBBITS & DEPLORABLES, FEELING EMPOWERED? AS THE BILLIONAIRE CABINET, OF SLIM BAGS, TAKES CONTROL OF THE DEATH STAR, WE USED TO CALL AMERICA! BANNON, WHO VOTED IN TWO STATES, TOLD THE PRESS, THEY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THIS COUNTRY. THEY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY DONALD TRUMP IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. HE GOT THAT RIGHT? HOW DO YOU, WIN TRUMP BY 3 MILLION, POINTS, HAVE MILLIONS OF WOMEN AROUND THE WORLD, MARCH IN YOUR INAUGURAL, HAVE 331 ELECTORAL COLLEGE VOTES, SURED UP BY OCTOBER, AND HAVE A HUMILIATING DEFEAT, THAT WILL NEVER WASH AWAY, THAT WILL ALWAYS BE THERE . . . OR IS THE CONVERSE OF THAT TRUE, HOW DO YOU, RUN THE DIRTIEST CAMPAIGN IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THINK YOU WON FUCKING ANYTHING? BANNON IS ONE OF THE STRONGEST FORCES IN A WHITE HOUSE WITH COMPETING POWER CENTERS? NEW YORK TIMES. WHO ARE THE COMPETING POWER CENTERS? THE "SHADOW GOVERNMENT" I HAVE BEEN WARNING ABOUT? PUTIN? COMEY AND THE TRUMPLAND MORMONS? THE SUTHERLAND AND BROOKINGS INSTITUTES OF CONSERVATIVE THOUGHT? TRUMP THREW OUT ONE DECISION, WITHDREW IT BY EVENING? WHO'S IN CHARGE? WE NEED TO KNOW? WHERE IS TRUMP GETTING HIS STATISTICS, POLICIES, PROCEDURES, ETHICS? I WAS EXCITED, THE OTHER DAY, TO HEAR WHITE HOUSE SPOKESMAN, SAY THAT TRUMP HAD HIRED OR APPOINTED, A BUNCH OF TOP NOTCH ETHICS LAWYERS, AND MENTIONED THAT THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION WAS GOING TO FOLLOW THE CONSTITUTION! I THOUGHT, GOD LIVES, THERE IS A PRAYER OF A CHANCE THAT, SOMEHOW, WE STOPPED THE "HOSTILE" TAKEOVER OF AMERICA! THEN, I HEARD, THAT, TRUMP HAD OKAYED THE DEBUNKED AND FUNKED, KEYSTONE PIPELINE AND THE DAKOTA ACCESS PIPELINE, USING SECRETARY OF INTERIOR, ZINKE, WHOM, I KNEW WOULD DO THIS, HE GETS TO HUNT WITH DONALD JUNIOR, A KEY INFLUENCE IN HIS APPOINTMENT, AND EPA DIRECTOR, PRUITT WHO SHOULD BE SUPPORTING, THE ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT STATEMENTS, THAT WERE THE POLICY AND PROCEDURE OF NOT, JUST THE OBAMA ADMINSTRATION, BUT EVERY ADMINSTRATION SINCE THESE DEPARTMENTS AND OFFICES WERE CREATED! THE THOUGHT CAME TO MIND, THAT, THIS IS A HUGE FUCKING ASS, "CONFLICT OF INTEREST" WITH EXXON, BEING THE OIL COMPANY BEHIND, THE KEYSTONE XL PIPELINE, SO A BENEFICIARY, OR HIS COMPANY HE QUIT, JUST DECEMBER 31, 2016, LESS THAN A MONTH AGO, AND ALSO THE DONALD, HAS STOCK IN THE DAKOTA PIPELINE! THESE IS WHERE THE U.S. CONSTITUTION COMES SCREAMING BACK AT THESE FUCKERS--YOU CAN'T DO THIS! THE CONSTITUTION, EMPOWERS, GOVERNMENT DEPARTMENTS AND AGENCIES, TO BE CREATED, TO PROTECT THE LANDS OF THE UNITED STATES, THE PROPERTY OF WE THE PEOPLE, INCLUDING, INDIGENOUS, PEOPLES, THE NATIVE AMERICAN INDIANS, WHO ARE BEING HURT BY THESE PIPELINES, ONE GOING THROUGH MONTANA, AND THE BLACKFEET INDIAN RESERVATION, NOT FAR FROM THE CROWN JEWEL OF THE CONTINENT, GLACIER NATIONAL PARK, AND THE OTHER ONE GOING THROUGH THE SIOUX INDIAN RESERVATION, OR DAMN NEAR RIGHT ON TOP OF IT, OR UNDER IT, WITH REQUESTS TO DIG, UNDER A LAKE, NEAR THE RESERVATION AND THE DRINKING SOURCE FOR THE TRIBE, THE "ONLY" DRINKING SOURCE, WITH THE PIPELINE, LEAKING, 193,000 GALLONS OF, BLACK, SLUGE, FILTH AND OIL, INTO THE LANDS, AND CLOSE TO WATER SUPPLIES, NOT, A WEEK AFTER THE PROTESTERS, WON, AND STOPPED CONSTRUCTION ON THE PIPELINE, THAT WAS NOT SUPPOSE TO LEAK OR WAS TOO WELL MONITORED TO LEAK? THEY ALL LEAK! HERE IS WHERE TREATIES, AND THE 14TH AMENDMENT COME IN . . . UP STREAM, ON THE MISSOULI RIVER, I THINK, THERE IS A WHITE MAN SETTLEMENT, THAT PROTESTED THE CONSTRUCTION ROUTE, FOR THE SAME REASONS, THE POSSIBILITY OF POLLUTING, THEIR LAKE, STREAM AND ONLY WATER SUPPLY, AND THEY WON, THAT BATTLE IN COURT! SO, WHAT MAKES IT ANY LESS IMPORTANT, FOR THE FIRST AMERICANS, TO HAVE THEIR WATER SOURCE AND SACRED BURIAL GROUNDS, PROTECTED, UNDER "DUE PROCESS AND EQUAL PROTECTION OF THE LAWS?" WE DON'T DISCRIMINATE IN AMERICA, ESPECIALLY, AGAINST THE "ONLY" ORIGINAL PEOPLES! GOD DAMN IT! THEN, BANNON, GOES ON TO PRAISE, SEAN SPICER, WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY, WHO EVEN STOOD AT THE BULLY PULPIT, AND LIED, MAKING FALSE CLAIMS ABOUT TRUMP'S CROWDS . . . JUST LOOK AT SNL, OR SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, THE NIGHT OF THE WOMEN'S MARCH ON WASHINGTON! LOL! SIDE BY SIDE COMPARISONS, AND THAT WAS ONLY WATCHING THE CROWDS IN WASHINGTON, NOT COUNTING, ALL THE CITIES, 670, IN 70 COUNTRIES AROUND THE WORLD, FOR FUCK SAKE! BANNON, WITH HIS RED, ALCOHOL, BLOTCHED FACE, IN TRUE DRUNKEN STUPOR, WENT ON TO CALL, REPORTERS DISHONEST AND LECTURING THEM ABOUT THE STORIES TO WRITE! THEY DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM YOU, SHIT HEAD, NOR THE PRESIDENT, THE BEAUTY OF A FREE AND INDEPENDENT PRESS! WHEN THE PRESS TOOK SEAN TO TASK FOR NOT DISAVOWING, TRUMP'S LIE ABOUT ALLEGED, WIDE SPREAD, VOTER FRAUD, IN THE ELECTION, HE TOLD THE PRESS THEY LACKED CREDIBILITY--NO, MR. BANNON, HAD THEY WRITTEN THAT, THEY WOULD HAVE, LACKED CREDIBILITY, BECAUSE IT WAS NOT TRUE, EXCEPT FOR THE PERSON, DRESSING DOWN THE PRESS, BANNON HIMSELF, WHO VOTED, IN TWO STATES! HE SAID THAT SPICER'S LIES, AND FAILURE TO DISAVOW, TRUMP, WERE BADGES OF HONOR? THAT THE MEDIA HAD ZERO INTEGRITY, ZERO INTELLIGENCE, AND NO HARD WORK? READ MORE THAN, YOUR SHIT, IN BREITBART! FUCK! EXPAND BEYOND, FOX OPINION AND YOUR OWN, BULL SHIT, WHITE SUPREMACY, SHIT! MASS DEPARTATION . . . ALL FAMILIES, UNITED, TO PROTECT AN ATTACK ON ONE SEGMENT OF SOCIETY, AS AN ATTACK ON ALL, AS MUSLIMS AND LATINOS, WHO DIDN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP, NOT BEING ABLE TO WIN WITHOUT THEM EITHER, WITH MAGICAL, WHITE, REDNECKS, COMING OUT FROM UNDER ROCKS, OUT OF SWAMPS, AND TRACKING BEAR SCAT, TO GIVE TRUMP THE WIN? NOW WE HAVE THE "DEAL OF THE CENTURY" WITH, THE NEPOTISM, ON STERIODS, A REAL ESTATE CLOWN, LIKE TRUMP, SON-IN-LAW, JARED KUSHER, WHO HAS BEEN GIVEN THE TASK OF CUTTING A DEAL FOR "PALESTINIAN-ISRAELI" PEACE AGREEMENTS? THIS IS NOT LIKE A REAL ESTATE DEAL, JARED, TRUMP, WRONG BUSINESS! MORMON CLOWN SHIT BEHIND THE SCENES FOR SURE, MORMON CHURCH, BYU, CENTER, AND A MIRACLE, THAT NO OTHER PRESIDENT SINCE, 1967, WHEN THE U.N., GAVE PALISTINIANS, THE WEST BANK AND GAZA STRIP, HAVE BEEN ABLE TO CEMENT THE DEAL . . . MAYBE, CEMENT SHOES, AND A FEW PEOPLE, THROWN OF THE BRIDGE WILL DO IT! WHAT AREA OF EXPERTISE, DOES THAT LITTLE SHIT FACE HAVE? GOOD GRIEF! THE ONLY TIME, ANTI-NEPOTISM LAWS, CAN BE VIOLATED, WITH A CLOSE FAMILY MEMBER, BEING APPOINTED, IS WHEN, "NO ONE ELSE" CAN FILL THE POSITION AS WELL? JARED'S RESUME PLEASE! BIBI NETANYAHU, ISRAELI PRIME MINISTER, SAYS TO ONE GROUP, LEARNING FROM TRUMP, THE STRONG MAN THEORY, TELL THIS GROUP, PRO-TWO STATE SOLUTION, WE WILL HAVE TWO STATES, AND IN THE AFTERNOON, TELL THE ONE STATE PROPONENTS, WE WELL NEVER HAVE A TWO STATE SOLUTION! NOW, BIBI, WANTS A "STATE MINUS" AND NOBODY, EVEN HIS CLOSEST, ADMINSTRATORS, HAVE BEEN ABLE TO FIGURE THAT ONE OUT? HE HAS THE WORLD ORDER FUCKS, USING MY BLOG MONEY, SONS' MUSIC MONEY, AND FEELING CONFIDENT AS SHIT, THAT THEY KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE DOING! LORD HAVE MERCY, HELP US, I KNOW THESE DUMB ASSES, SEX, DRUGS, AND ROCKIN' ROLL, DON'T RUN A WORLD, ASSHOLES! I DID LIKE WHAT, ONE ISRAELI, SAID OF TRUMP, AND IT LOOKS, OF BIBI TOO, WHERE'S PUTIN HIDING? THAT WE SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT DONALD TRUMP, "BUT THE GOOD THING IS THAT HE IS NOT, COMMITTED TO ANYTHING, ESPECIALLY THE POSITIONS OF THE PREVIOUS ADMINSTRATION! BUT MUCH LIKE THE REPUBLICANS AND THE HEALTH CARE LACK OF REPLACEMENT PLANS, ALL THEY WANT TO DO IS BITCH AND MOAN, AND ERASE, PRESIDENT OBAMA'S POLICIES, PROGRAMS, AND ACTS, AGREEMENTS, TREATIES, ETC., AND THEY DON'T HAVE JACK SHIT TO REPLACE THEM WITH! THE SOOTHSAYERS, CARD READERS, SHELLEY, MAGICIANS, AND STAR GAZERS, OF THE REAGAN, ERA, NOW TRUMPLAND, ARE HIDING UNDER THE DESK, WHILE, REINCE PREIUS, CONWAY, AND SEVERAL OTHER GOP CLOWNS, AND MOCK ADMINSTRATION, MEMBERS, STAGED FRO THE PHOTOS, AS IS TRUMP, TRYING TO LOOK PRESIDENTIAL, ALL FAKE, WHILE THE REAL, PEOPLE WE DIDN'T ELECT, ARE HIDING UNDER THE PRESIDENTIAL DESK, AND COUNTING THE 10 LITTLE INDIANS, THEY CAN FUCK OVER, AND THIS LITTLE PIGGY AND THAT LITTLE PIGGY! GOD!

NSA, HACKERS, ACCESS TROLLS, BLANKED OUT THIS BLOG, TITLE, SO THEY COULD STEAL IT . . . THE CLOWN ASS BITCHES, THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE ARE ME, CAN'T WRITE, ARE NOT FUN, CLEVER, SMART, OR COOL, SO THEY WAIT UNTIL I WRITE, THEN, STEAL THE TITLE AND FILL IN THE BLANKS, WITH PROPAGANDA, FROM HELL!  ONE WORLD ORDER SHIT!

NOW, WHY WOULD, I HAVE HITS ON ME, USING INFRA RED CAMERAS, OR COPS BE ON MY ASS, ALREADY IN SEATTLE, IF, I AM TAKING CARE OF THE BOGUS, UTAH, WARRANT, WITHOUT A HEARING DATE, UNTIL, FEBRUARY 6, 2017, THAT HAS NOT COME YET?  I HAVE SOME HYPOTHESIS, IDEAS, AND SURMISING ON WHAT THEY DID, LOOKING IN RETROSPECT, TRYING TO SEPARTE ME, THE REAL, JOANN S. SECRIST, SITTING A "MARY'S PLACE" IN SEATTLE, WASHINGTON, WRITING THIS BLOG, AT APPROXIMATELY, 10:39 AM, 1/27/2017 . . . FINALLY, IN SYNC, WITH PACIFIC TIME, AFTER 3.5 YEARS OF BEING IN MOUNTAIN TIME, WHILE MY BLOG, RECORDED, PACIFIC, WHERE KAY BABY, CRY BABY, WA BABY, BALD BITCH, CAT LADY, IS ALLEGEDLY PRACITICING LAW, IN SANTA BARBARA, CALIFORNIA, OR "SIX ARMS" WITH MY BLOG, AUTHORIZED PORTALS, SHOWING, AFTER THE STEAL, SCANNING, AND REAPPROPRIATATION TO ANOTHER IP NUMBER, AFTER DUNKING MY WORK, IN THE DARK WEB, OR DEEP INTERNET!  NO, I AM HERE . . . PROOF, JAMES M. PEDERSON, OF "PARTNERS IN GIVING" PRESENTED A $5,000 CHECK TO "MARY'S PLACE" AND THE CHECK IS ON DISPLAY HERE THIS MORNING, OR THE MOCK UP!  TAKE THAT, BITCHES!  THANK YOU TO ALL THE DONORS, THE FIRST MONEY, I GET, TO BE A BENEFICIARY, FROM! WELL AND OTHER HOMELESS SHELTERS, SOUP KITCHENS, AND RESCUE MISSIONS!  I DON'T MIND, I HAVE MORE POWER IN THIS BLOG, AND THESE TWO HANDS, THAT, ALL THE PIGS IN THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT, WITH MY NAME AND MY MONEY!  LOL!  I LOVE IT!  FUCK YOU!

What these Dick Heads, Literally, and Figuratively--Daddy is Playing Big Shot, Running Loose and Wild, On His ONLY, Daughter, who Focused on Education, Credentials, Jobs, Service, Rather than GOLD-DIGGING, stealing MY FAMILY DOLLAR! are doing, GAMES, GAMES, GAMES . . . local, state and federal cops, don't fall for the CLOWN SHIT!

• arrested, November 16, 2016, incarcerated on a warrant, with no violation date, and no charges!
• GOAL TO SEPARATE ME FROM MY COMPUTER, TAKE ME OUT, SO THE FAKE SISTERS, COULD BE ME, TAKE CREDIT FOR THE BILLIONS STOLEN, FROM THE SECRIST FAMILY!
• I was given paperwork, at the jail, with a date, of February 6, 2017, for a status conference hearing, while having my arraignment; however, looking at the prosecutor's paperwork, probably put together, while I was in jail, with evidence of the rush job, and the bull shit timeline, for charges, with no arrest date, no violation, no mention, of the type of car, and all the sudden, I get charges on a headlight, the officers, NEVER cited me for, and the prosecutors added, in retrospect, 6 months after the alleged, date I was put in jail for an ATTITUDE adjustment, charges for the headlight . . . two that went out, while I was standing talking to the cop!  Go figure!  The cop never asked to see, license, insurance, nor registration, he was just stopping me to tell me there was an electrical cord, hanging out of the beater car of my clients, after the sheriff's office took my truck, on a warrant, by a judge who LACKED JURISDICTION OF A CASE I APPEALED!
• the second set of alleged, headlight, violations, three, now in the county, I SUED for $56.7 million, got officers fired, and made the county look, like shit for the last 4 years, as the most corrupt county in the nation, that, was from a news report, not me!  But, from that NON-INCIDENT, came, a failure to appear in court, and later, a suspension or driving on a suspended license?  There were a total of 7 charges, with NO CITATIONS and NO CHARGES, until, NOVEMEMBER 18, 2016!  4 years after the fact, is the first time, I was notified of any charges, other than through, the cop who pulled me over, NOVEMBER 24, 2012, or whenever THANKSGIVING WAS, back 4 years ago, and told me I had a warrant, but he DIDN'T KNOW WHAT FOR?
• Thanksgiving Day, was, IN and OUT Turkey shoot, I was out of the state of Mormon, by 10:00 PM, if memory serves, and when, I checked my alleged, headlight that was suppose to be out, not on December 8, 2016, two days, AFTER, the prosecutors, charged me!, there was NO HEADLIGHT OUT, but the headlight was dirty, when, checked by Les Schwab, in Kalispell, Montana, when, I bought, headlight, CLEANER, not, a new light!  So FUCK YOU, WRONG DAY, WRONG CHARGES, WRONG, TAKING OR SUSPEDING MY LICENSE, WRONG SAYING I WAS DRIVING ON A SUSPENDED LICENSE, SO FUCK YOU AGAIN, FAGGOT COURT!

ON TOP OF BULL SHIT CHARGES, A "NO" CITATIONS, THE "NOTICE" PART OF "DUE PROCESS!"  IDIOTS!  THIS IS A PROBLEM, WITH NON-ATTORNEY, DUMB ASSES, PRETENDING THEY ARE ME! A BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK, WHO CAN EAT THEIR FUCKING FACES OF, ANY TIME, ANY WHERE, BUT FOR THEIR ARMY OF CUNT SUCKING COPS!  GOD!

• I would guess, that there is a warrant out, for, fleeing prosecution, or some lame ass charge, putting it out, like the charges, that this bull shit is based on, and acting like, I ran from the state . . . NO!  LIES, LIES, LIES!
• okay, I was arraigned, November 18, 2016, me and Judge Miller got into, because, I thought, I could just tell her, I was never cited, on anything, in Iron county, NEVER! not even the warning!  No headlights . . . GUESS WHAT FOLKS, THERE HAS TO BE LEGITIMATE CRIMES, COMMITTED, BEFORE, YOUR ASS CAN BE HAULED INTO COURT, OR A WARRANT IS RELEASED, WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A CRIME, NO CITATION, NO ARREST DATE, NO VIOLATION DATE!  FUCK, I WASN'T EVEN IN THE STATE, ON THE ALLEGED, HEADLIGHT VIOLATION, THAT LED TO 4 MORE CHARGES!  LOL!  But, I decided, that, rather than, go all the way back up to Montana, and back again, I would just stay in jail, and exercise, I wanted to read the Bible from cover to cover, and to get off Diet Coke!  I saw many a client, of mine, leave jail, looking better than they came in!  I even had a full, exercise chart, that the sheriff's deputies, saw on top of my junk, in plain sight, and I know they looked at it, because, several times, my anal retentive, placement of the chart, hand drawn with jail pencils, had been moved!  I figured, I had been trying to get off Diet Coke for 16 years, perhaps this was a blessing in disguise!  LOL!  So, that is the total opposite, from fleeing prosecution, I WAS THEIRS FOR THE NEXT 5 MONTHS, my chart went to APRIL!  I know how long these things can take, and I figured that I got my ONE ARRAIGNMENT, and I was stuck, so I might as well be happy about it!  LOL!
• no, the guards were on good behavior for about 3 of the 5 nights, I was in jail, and I am sure, when they saw, this bad ass con law chick was staying, they petitioned the judge for another arraignment, to kick my ass, out of their jurisdiction and worry!  LOL!  I knew I was bugging the shit out the them, and they got less and less, vigilant, as the nights rolled, on, from, coming around, very obnoxiously, counting us every hour, to, every other, then, kicking me out!  LOL!
• suddenly, without warning, some chick, got called, who they thought was me, out in the yard, nice, she was half my age!  LOL, but she came and got me, and I couldn't figure out what was going on, planning, looking forward, to going to court, against all my enemies, looking like me, not the me, they saw, back in 2010, to 2012, when I was in court, every fucking day! after, coming off an 8 year, death sentence, then coming back to the living . . . walking in, half my size, and I was psyched, exercising, every day, and walking the yard.  So, I was pissed, when, I walked in, and there were 3 extra sheriffs, who didn't look like they were going to let me, protest, about, leaving the jail!  LOL!  I decided I better be a good, humble, girl, what I am SO NOT, and apologize to the judge, so I didn't get arrested for resisting, being thrown out of jail, on my ass!  LOL!  Hardly fleeing the jurisdiction, the only reason, I ever did, was that stupid, highway patrol man, who told me there was a warrant, and as hard core as the Montana, Nevada, Washington, Idaho, and Colorado cops, chased me, I figured I had been FRAMED FOR KILLING A COP!  SHIT, ANYONE WOULD RUN, ESPECIALLY WITH MY BAD REP FOR HATING COPS, SUING COPS, THE NEXT LOGICAL STEP, WAS ME KILLING ONE . . . RIGHT?  NO, I DON'T LIKE GUNS!  I sure as hell, never thought, headlights?  shit, the last thought on my mind!
• the judge told me, that, I needed to wait for paperwork, CORRECTIONS ON THE COPIES I HAD, that had charges, 2 DAYS, BEFORE THE ALLEGED INCIDENT, like NOW, I am not due in court, until, FEBRUARY 6TH, 2017 . . . ARE WE THERE MOM, ARE WE THERE?  FUCK, WHAT THE HELL!  NON-ATTORNEYS YOU ARE LISTENING TO, AND COMPLETE, JACK ASS IDIOTS!

LET THE IRON COUNTY GAMES BEGIN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• I am released from jail, November 21, 2016 . . . CHECK THAT DATE, BECAUSE, THAT IS WHAT THEY TRIED TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE, BACK IN JUNE, THAT I WAS RELEASED, JUNE 10, 2012, RATHER THAN JUNE 11, 2012, WHEN THE BAR HELD THEIR KANGAROO COURT, THAT IS PROBABLY NOT ON THE RECORD . . . HOW DO YOU FUCK THE REAL JOANN S. SECRIST, J.D., AND NOT FUCK THE "FAKE" JOANNS, WHO ARE USING "MY" LAW LICENSE?  DOUBLE DOCKET, SAME WAY, YOU WIN, THE $357 MILLION SECURITIES CASE, AND LOSE IT IN UTAH!
• I was released, AFTER LUNCH!  I didn't take off, before, getting the paperwork, but I have ISSUES WITH THE PAPERWORK, there was a nicely, prepared, loose leaf, brown, folder like, but a cut above that, and it had a mug shot of me, and I still have my jail, mug shot, because, RACHEL's face is wider than, my beautiful face, and I thought it strange that, my face was distorted, to look WIDER, than it is, and, Washington County, my mugshot is actually pretty cute, I still had make up on, my hair looked decent, but by, Iron County, I was hammered, but, MY FACE, WAS STRETCHED, WHICH MAY BE, AN INDICATION OF TRYING TO LOOK, LIKE MY EVIL TWIN, RACHEL, WHO, I HAVE, NOTED, HAS A WIDER FACE THAN I DO!  DOCTORING THE EVIDENCE TO SET ME UP!  I HAVE THE PROOF!  So, the sheriff, the no-nonsense, dude, who seemed in charge of the other two, who really did seem like Iron County sheriffs, but this dude seemed fed, in charge, not messing around, over the gig at the jail . . . so he gives me this, very nicely prepared hard, cover, metal paper, holders, and my fucked up face, for what PREPLANNED WARRANTS?  I am a god damned attorney, when a prisoner is released from jail, you are just given, loose paperwork, white, no cover, and released!  I don't remember, having to sign, paperwork before, either, but this, booklet, I grabbed thinking that this was the paperwork, with the new prosecutor's name, from the county, on it and contact, shit, but I AM PRETTY SURE, THAT ALL THE SHIT, MESS UP ON THE RUSH JOB, GOT FIXED!  LIKE THE DATES, ONE 4 MONTHS, BEFORE THE ACTUAL CHARGES!  WHTIE OUT, TO CHANGE DECEMBER TO MARCH!
• the deputy, had be sign several things, I assumed, were, just, acknowledgements, that I had received the paperwork, due to the fact that, I was the bad ass con law chick who sued this same county! precautions!  NO, he had me sign, and as I went to take the folder, as if it was for ME, like the judge said, SILLY ME, he grabbed it out of my hand and said, THAT IS NOT FOR YOU!  So, who the fuck was the paperwork for, the CONTRACT ON ME?  PROBABLY!  THE FED, TOLD ME TO GO CHANGE INTO MY STREET CLOTHES, I DID, AND WHEN I CAME OUT, THERE WAS NOT PAPERWORK, SO I FIGURED, THAT WHAT I GOT NOVEMBER 18, WAS, WHAT I HAD TO DEAL WITH, I HAD THE CHARGES AND THE PROSECUTORS' NAMES, MARY ANN, AND I THINK, THE NEW DUDE, NAME WAS LIKE CHAD . . . THE OLD ONE, NEW, MY CLIENTS HAD INSURANCE, BACK THREE YEARS AGO, WHEN MY CLIENT, HAPPENED TO MENTION, SHE THOUGHT, SHE SAW A WARRANT FOR MY ARREST, NEVER CITED, NEVER SERVED, AND I WAS COVERED, UNTIL SEPTEMBER OR OCTOBER, NOW THAT HAS BEEN CHANGED, CHECK WHAT, AMY PETERSON-CARTER, HAS SITTING IN MY P.O. BOX, MORE EVIDENCE, NOT FLEEING!  BOUGHT A 3 MONTH P.O. BOX!
• Well, I fooled the cops and prosecutors again . . . MY HOUSE was empty, as I have noticed over the 4 years coming and going, with my grand kids pictures and all my shit, that was stolen, by Shelley, the cops, the judge, or Allan Rex Bess's daughter, who wanted, my washer and dryer, the china cabinet, and a few other things, with me already taking, stuff when, I was arrested, when the cops, took my shit when I was trying, to GET THE FUCK OUT OF UTAH, WHEN, MY TRUCK WAS TAKEN, ILLEGALLY, UNLAWFULLY, UNCONSTITUTIONALLY AND CRIMINALLY, BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT!  So, I decided that I would camp out, in MY HOUSE, IN PAROWAN, UTAH, until, whenever the court proceedings were over!  MAKING THE COPS JUMPY IN TOWN!  So, fleeing the jurisdiction is the biggest joke in the fucking universe . . . I was in town, and everyone kept freaking out, and acting, like they had seen a ghost, wasn't that, Max's house . . . NOT IF YOU FOLLOW THE LAW!  YOU DON'T BRING A FAKE ASS CUNT PRETENDING TO BE ME, AND A FAKE AS FUCKER LIKE, FRANK, MURDER ALLAN, WHO GAVE ME THE HOUSE AND I MARRIED, HIM, OR WHO WAS PRETENDING TO BE HIM, SO, YOU CAN'T BRING IN LIE, AND ANOTHER LIE, AND GIVE A HOUSE, TO SOME FUCK LIKE  MAX, WHO DIDN'T WANT IT, UNTIL I SUNK $60,000 INTO IT AND HE CAME TO SEE IT AROUND CHRISTMAS, COULDN'T BELIEVE THE CHANGE, AND HE KEPT SAYING HOW WONDERFUL THE HOUSE, JOANN FIXED, LOOKED, AND THT GAVE FUCKER FRANK THE FED, THE IDEA OF CHEATING ME OUT OF THE HOUSE . . . SORRY, I TAUGHT FUCKING FAMILY LAW, AND HAD REAL ESTATE LAW, SO FUCK YOU, WIVES, OF ONE DAY, OR ONE FUCK GET MILLIIONS AND HOUSES TOO, ESPECIALLY, WHEN, SOMEONE KILLED, THE HUSBAND, AND REAL, OWNER!
• KEYMASTER . . . MAX HADN'T CHANGED A THING, SINCE I LEFT, OR SINCE STACY, TOOK WHAT SHE WANTED, AND I GOT LEFT WITH THE MESS!  THE TRUE OWNER, HAD THE GUTS TO CHANGE THE LOCKS, PAID, SOME DUDE ALMOST A HUNDRED DOLLARS . . . DOES THAT SOUND LIKE SOMEONE, WHO, WAS RUNNING FROM THE LAW?  NO THAT FAT FUCK, LITTLE PAROWN, COP STOOGE, PAUL, THE FORMER DOG CATCHER, CAME TO THE LIBRARY ONE NIGHT, AND SAID "IF YOU DON'T LEAVE JOANN, WE ARE GOING TO CITE YOU WITH TRESPASSING?"  FUCKERS, WONDER HOW IRON COUNTY GOT CROWNED THE "MOST CORRUPT COUNTY IN THE NATION IN 2010?"  HERE YOU SEE IT . . . I WALKED OUT OF TOWN, TO THE BUS, AT TA!

THE GREYHOUND MYSTERY TICKET, ST. GEORGE OR CEDAR CITY TO KALISPELL, MONTANA . . . PURCHASED, SEPTEMBER 9, 2016.  NOW, I ALWAYS, TRY TO DITCH THE DOUBLE, SO, I COME AND GO, LIKE I PLANNED ON DOING THIS TIME!  YOU USED TO BE ABLE TO GO TO MCDONALD'S ON BLUFF AND PURCHASE A TICKET AND GET OUT OF TOWN, TWO TIMES A DAY, AT 1 PM, AND 11 AM!  I USED IT ALL THE TIME, TO DITCH THE FUCKING WASHINGTON COUNTY COPS!  SO, I BELIEVE, LIKE, THE BUS SERVICE, RIMROCK UP IN KALISPELL, MONTANA, ALSO, COULD GET OUT OF TOWN, TWO TIMES A DAY, 11 AM AND 6:30 PM, WERE ALSO CANCELLED, IN THIS ATTEMPT TO CONTROL MY FREE MOVEMENT AND LIBERTY, AFTER TAKING MY TRUCK AND BLOWING UP MY CAR WITH A PIPEBOMB!  AT LEAST THEY ARE CONSISTENT!  BUT, I COULD NOT EVEN BUY A TICKET, AT THE TEXACO, WHERE THE BUS, NOW, PICKS UP, NEXT TO JACK IN THE BOX, ST. GEORGE . . . AND LIKE AIRLINE TICKETS, BUS TICKETS, GO UP BY THE MINUTE, ACCORDING TO PURCHASES . . . COMING DOWN, MY TICKET FROM MISSOULA TO ST. GEORGE, WAS $214, ORDERING, EARLY ON THE PHONE, ONLY COST ME, $96.50!  ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2016, THERE IS NOT HISTORY OF MY TICKET PURCHASE, NOR E-TICKET ON MY EMAIL, BUT MY MONEY HAD BEEN TAKEN OFF MY WALMART MONEY CARD! #8599!  I SEEMED TO HAVE A FAKE CONFIRMATION NUMBER, AND NOT TICKET, BUT PROOF, THAT GREYHOUND TOOK THE MONEY . . . I HAD TO PURCHASE ANOTHER TICKET, OCTOBER 3, 4, 2016, BECAUSE, CEDAR, COULDN'T FIND THE TICKET, SALT LAKE COULDN'T FIND IT, NOTHING ON THE GREYHOUND, COMPUTERS, FBI, INTERCEPT, SET UP, NOT SMART ENOUGH, TO ERASE, PROOF, THE EVIDENCE, THAT YES, A TICKET WAS IN FACT, PURCHASED, BUT I HAD TO SPEND ANOTHER, $200 OR SO TO GO, TO SEE, MILES UP HERE IN SEATTLE, BECAUSE HE NEEDED SOME LEGAL HELP, AND OTHER THINGS, AND BECAUSE, I COULDN'T USE, THE TICKET TO MISSOULA, I GOT ONE TO SEATTLE, SAW, WHAT APPEARED TO BE, POSSIBLE THREATS, WITH MY COMPUTER STILL SHOWING, I WAS IN ST. GEORGE, WHILE I WAS IN WASHINGTON STATE, HITS, FEDS, COPS?  I TURNED RIGHT AROUND, AND LEFT SEATTLE, OCTOBER 4, BACK TO MISSOULA!  WHOLE TRIP, COSTS ME WHAT, $500!  SO, I WAS GOING TO USE THE TICKET, I PURCHASED IN SEPTEMBER, AND NEVER GOT TO USE, TO GET BACK UP TO MISSOULA, TO WAIT UNTIL FEBRUARY, WITH TWO MONTHS TO WAIT, AND NO PLACE TO LIVE IN UTAH!  RUNNING, YOU FUCKERS, RUNNING . . . JUST LIKE WHEN, I LEFT IN 2012, YOU WERE TYRING TO FUCKING KILL ME!

• I SPENT MY BIRTHDAY, AND ALMOST CHRISTMAS, IN THE SALT LAKE BUS TEMRINAL, WITH NO MONEY, COLD AS SHIT, USING A UHAUL BLANKET, TO STAY WARM, FIGHTING WITH GREYHOUND AND WALMART, HEADQUARTERS, FOR 8 FUCKING DAYS, TWO AGENTS EVEN TALKED TO GREYHOUND, SAID THE TICKET WAS PAID FOR, STILL, NOTHING . . . MILES, FINALLY, BOUGHT ME A TICKET OUT, DECEMBER 23, BUT IT WAS PURCHASED FOR THE 24TH, SO I WOULD HAVE BEEN ON THE BUS, FOR CHRISTMAS EVE, BUT, THE WORKER GIRLS, GOT ME ON A DAY EARLY . . . POSSIBLY A SET UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
• I SPENT CHRISTMAS DAY WITH MILES IN SEATTLE!  WE FOUGHT, BECAUSE HE VOTED FOR TRUMP, LEFT AND CHECKED IN "ANGELINE'S WOMEN'S RESCUE CENTER" CHRISTMAS NIGHT!

IT TOOK ME A MONTH, BUT, YESTERDAY, GREYHOUND, FINALLY, FOUND, THE MYSTERY TICKET, AND THEY ARE RECREDITING MY WALMART ACCOUNT BACK, FOR A TICKET, I FUCKING PURCHASED IN SEPTEMBER . . . YOU THINK THESE FUCKS, DON'T FUCK CONSTANTLY WITH ME, DIDN'T FUCK THE DATES OF THE HEARING, KEEP, THE FOLDER, PROBABLY CHANGED THE HEARING DATE, SO THEY COULD PUT ANOTHER WARRANT OR JUSTIFY, HAVING COPS, CHASE ME IN ALL 50 STATES AGAIN, ON PURE FUCKING HOGWASH!  HERE IS MY BUS REFUND TRACKING NUMBER--IF YOU CAN KEEP IT FROM THE THIEVES: 323274!  SO FUCK, IRON COUNTY, SHELLEY, RACHEL, FRANK, JAMES, AND ALL THE FUCKS, AND YOU CALL THIS "DUE PROCESS AND EQUAL PROTECTION OF THE LAW?"  I NEVER GOT THE PAPERWORK, BECAUSE, THEY HAD ME SIGN IT, AND THEN, USHERED ME OUT OF THE JAIL, AND OUT OF MY HOUSE . . . JUST LIKE THEY DID, BACK IN 2012, BEFORE THEY MADE UP ALL THESE BULL SHIT CHARGES!  WE HAVE A CONSTITUTION, FOLKS, IF WE CAN KEEP IT!