SWINK! FORTHEWIN. HURRY! THE GAME IS AFOOT! DELICIOUS + NUTRITIOUS = APPLE SLICES. AN APPLE A DAY . . . MCPLAY + HAPPY MEAL = AWSOME! HIT A HIGH NOTE. SUPERSTAR. HOW ABOUT THEM APPLES? SING. POPCOP. LOVE IS ONLY AS STRONG AS THE WEAKEST PARTNER. WHAT FANS ARE TALKING ABOUT? 10 REASONS RONDA ROUSEY WILL REDEEM HERSELF? UFC CHAMPION, RONDA, SHOWS OFF HER SHREDDED PHYSIQUE, AHEAD OF FIGHT WITH AMANDA NUNES--HITS SCALES, MAKES WEIGHT, ABRUPTLY LEAVES. BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMEN, IS HERSELF! FAT IS A FEMINIST ISSUE! SLIMMED DOWN CHAMP, LOSES HER COMPETITIVE EDGE! PLAYING MAN'S GAME'S, MEN'S WAYS! GOTTA LOOK MORE GLAMOUS TO BE THE CHAMPION OF WOMEN'S ULTIMATE FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP? REALLY? WHY. TO MAKE THE MALE SPONSORS FEEL BETTER, A SEXIER IMAGE, BETTER PHOTO SHOOTS? COME THE FUCK ON? MEN, BULKED UP, FEEL MORE POWERFUL, SO DO WOMEN. YOU ARE STRONG. NO SHIT! DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT? SOMETIMES, PSYCHOLOGICALLY, WINNING AND SIZE CAN GO HAND IN HAND! ROUSEY, ONCE SHE GOT ALL PRETTY, JUST UP AND DECIDED SHE DIDN'T WANT TO GET HIT ANYMORE, OR FIGHT ANY MORE. HER PEROGATIVE, AS LONG AS IT WAS HER IDEA? THE ISSUE OF CYBERCYPRONETICS OR PSYCHOCYBRONETICS! WHAT MAKES A CHAMPION? THAT DEPENDS ON THE PSYCHOLOGICAL MAKE UP, OF THE WOMEN, PROBABLY, MORE THAN THE MALE CHAMPION! ALL MY LIFE, ANY WIN WAS DISCOUNTED BY, WELL, IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE PRETTY, OR YOU GOT THE BEST GRADE IN CLASS BECAUSE, THE MALE PROFESSOR WAS ATTRACTED TO YOU, OR YOU WON THAT DEBATE, BECAUSE, IT WAS A MALE JUDGE! YEAH, YOU BET THAT, SUCKS THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ANY CHAMPION, ALWAYS TYING A WIN, TO YOUR LOOKS, AND A LOSE TO YOUR WEIGHT GAIN, YOU FUCKING SHMUCKS, WHO DID THIS TO ROUSEY, BEST FIGHTER FOR SURE, NOW, PROBABLY UNSURE OF HERSELF! SIZE IS POWER, BULK IS POWER, FAT IS A FEMINIST ISSUE! I DON'T WANT TO BE SOME FUCKING SEX SYMBOL, DISCOUNTED FOR MY CONTRIBUITONS, FOR MY BRAINS, INTELLECT, AND ABILITY TO OUT THINK, ANY MAN, AT ABOUT ANY ISSUE! THE FEAR IS, THAT, IF, I PLAY THE GAME THEIR WAY, I GO BY THEIR RULES, MEN, THAT IS . . . WON'T DO IT! A CHAMPION IS A CHAMPION, DON'T CHANGE YOUR GAME, ROUSEY, STAY YOU, STAY THE WAY YOU WON, BEFORE . . . THIS IS NOT A BEAUTY CONTEST, THIS IS AN "ULTIMATE BOXING OR FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP" AND IN MY CASE, IN THE LEGAL ARENA, I HAVE TO BEAT THE "NUNES" OF THE LEGAL WORLD, OR THOSE THE MEN HAVE RECRUITED, TO BE ME, FIGHTING MY OWN, RESUME, HISTORY, CREDENTIALS, CONTRIBUTIONS, MY OWN, OFFSPRING, AND THEIR STELLAR PERFORMANCES, ALL BEING ATTRIBUTED TO THE OTHER, BITCHES, THAT POPCOPS, PLUS THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD OF COPS FROM BEAT COPS TO TOP COPS, TO POP COPS AND ABOVE, AND BEYOND, TO ACTUALLY, HAVE THE UNFETTERED RIGHT TO BE "MYSELF?" YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME? YOU HAVE TO TAKE ABOUT 10 WOMEN, THAT IT EVEN TAKES TO MAKE UP ME, WHO ARE NOT EVEN ATTORNEYS, OR IF THEY ARE, SHITTY ONES, BAD MOMS, AND WITH SMALL TIME RESUMES, IF RESUMES AT ALL, AND LET THEM STEAL MY LIFE, LIKE THEY DID MY BLOG, EXCEPTIONAL I MIGHT SAY, AND YOU ARE PROBABLY READING IT UNDER, A DIFFERENT TITLE, BLOGSPOT, OR NAME, BUT IT IS SURE AS SHIT MINE, STOLEN, RIGHT OFF IN ITS ENTIRITY, THIS MORNING ABOUT THE TIME I WAS GOING TO PUBLISH! GET THE FUCK REAL! SAME WITH THE MYSTERIES, OF 2016, LIKE HOW DID A CHAMPION, BY ANYONE'S STANDARDS, WHO PREPARED HER WHOLE LIFE, TO BECOME THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICAN, BEYOND PREPARED, MORE PREPARED THAN HER HUSBAND, HER PREDECESSOR, AND ANY MALE CANDIDATE, EVER, AND GET BEAT BY LAME ASS TRUMP? BECAUSE, THE BOYZ CLUBZ, CHEATED, FROM PUTIN, TO TRUMP, TO THE BRIBES TO THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE, TO THE MORMON CONTROLLED, TRUMPKINS AND TRUMPLAND AT THE F.B.I., TO THE C.I.A., WORKING WITH RUSSIAN, FSI, TOP INTELLIGENCE AGENCY, TO TEAM TO TAKE DOWN CLINTON, WHOM THE MEN ALL FEAR, INCLUDING PRESIDENT OF RUSSIA, VLADIMIR PUTIN! WOW! YOU CAN TELL THE CHARACTER OF THE PERSON, ESPECIALLY WOMEN, LIKE HILLARY, BY THE SIZE AND SCOPE OF THEIR ENEMIES! SHIT! LIKE I SAID, HEAD TO HEAD, TOE TO TOE, I CAN BEAT ANY MALE ATTORNEY, FEMALE ATTORNEY, I HAVE EVER COME IN CONTACT WITH, BOTH IN RESUME, SCOPE, AND COMPREHESION OF THE LEGAL INTRICACIES, OF WHATEVER THE TOPIC WAS . . . AND I AM FUCKING REPLACED BY TITS & ASS? GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE PENIS? "THE FIGHT NEVER STOPS" . . . FOR THOSE WHO ARE INJURED . . . DO NOT EVER, EVER, NEVER, UNDERESTIMATE THE EGO OF A MAN, FROM PUTIN TO TRUMP, TO COMEY, TO MATTIS! GOOD GOD? COULD THEY ALL BE ANYMORE INSECURE? SHIT, IF GOD IS NOT RESPECTORS OF PERSONS, WHY SHOULD MAN BE? OR WOMEN BE, BEING THEIR OWN WORST ENEMIES? GET OVER, THIS MALE FEMALE THING, AS WOMEN, CONTINUE TO PROVE THEIR MENTAL AND PHYSICAL ACUMEN! STOP TRYING TO HARNESS OR CONTROL, WOMEN, LIKE ME, OR HILLARY, OR ROUSEY! YOU DON'T HAVE TO WANT TO FUCK US, TO RESPECT US? GET YOUR HEAD, OUT OF YOUR PANTS, AND INTO YOUR SKULL! SHIT, WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF IT, AND I WOULD THINK YOU WOULD BE TOO! THIS IS SHOCKING AND DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR! FUCK, I DON'T BLAME A MAN, AT ALL, FOR WANTING TO FUCK MY FAKE ASS, THREE BOOB JOB, TUMMY TUCK, SUCK AND FUCK, SISTER! SHE PLAYS YOUR GAMES AND HER AND ALL HER SISTERS, NO LONGER MINE, ARE, WHAT YOU MADE THEM, WHAT YOU CREATED, WHAT YOU WANTED, FUCKING HOT MESSES! WHEN I STARTED OUT IN THE LAW, I WAS, THIN AND BEAUTIFUL, NOW I AM FAT, BEAUTIFUL & SASSY, TEN TIMES COOLER, MORE FUN, LESS UPTIGHT, OUT RIGHT OUT OF SIGHT, DICHEADS! ENJOY ME, HANG OUT WITH ME, LEARN FROM ME, YOU DON'T NEED TO FUCK ME? GOD? SHIT? FUCK? GROW THE HELL UP! SONS' YOU DON'T HAVE TO EITHER, SO GET OVER IT, YOUR AUNTS, MY BE NICER, BUT, I RAISED YOUR SORRY UNGRATEFUL ASSES, AND YOU WOULD BE GEAR HEADS, DEAD BEAT FATHERS, DRUGGIES, ASSASSINS, LOSERS, LIKE YOUR COUNSINS, TOTALLY DEPENDENT ON MOMMY, TO GET YOUR ASS A JOB! FUCK! YOU TRADE THE WHOLE PACKAGE, NOT JUST MOMMIES! MEN GET THICKER WITH AGE, WOMEN GET THICKER WITH AGE, MY CLASS OF WOMEN, ARE LOOKING MORE LIKE, U.S. ATTORNEY GENERAL LYNCH, OR SUPREME COURT JUSTICES, SOTOMAYOR AND EGAN! SO MUCH OF IT IS GENES, AND I HAVE A BODY, THAT MATCHES MY CAREER, SITTING ON MY ASS, NOT ONLY AS AN ENGLISH MAJOR, BUT AS AN ATTORNEY, NOT A FLIGHT ATTENDANT, WAITRESS IN THE SKY, OR A P.E. MAJOR, THERE IS A HUGE ASS DIFFERENCE, AND YOU DON'T GET TO MIX THE TWO . . . MOMS THAT FIT, CAREERS THAT FIT, BODIES THAT FIT! AND HAD MEN, NOT BEEN THREATENED BY ME, BEFORE, THEY STILL WOULD HAVE DREAM LEGAL BARBIE, BEING AN EXERCISER FOR LIFE! BUT, NO THEY EVEN FUCK THAT UP, OR ANY ATTEMPT, BECAUSE, THEY KNOW, GOD DAMNED WELL, THAT THEY WOULD ALL BE FIGHTING OVER ME AGAIN, IF I LOST WEIGHT! NOW THAT I HAVE WON, I AM GOING BACK TO MONTANA, AND YOU CAN "FEAR THIS" . . . I AM GOING TO REDEEM MYSELF, MY WAY, MY TIME, MY PACE, AND AT MY RATE AND EFFORTS! SO GO GET FUCKED! STAY OUT OF MY LIFE, MY NAME, MY FAMILY, MY BLOG, MY CREDENTIALS, AND WHO I AM, EVEN MY PIG TALES! GROW THE FUCK UP, YOU MALE SLUTS! I AGREE WITH THE SISTERS AT ANGELINE'S, MALES ARE BORN SLUTS, DON'T TURN US INTO YOUR PLAYTHINGS YOU ARE RUINING, WOMEN'S LIVES, AND THEIR MEN TOO! HAPPY MEAL, HAPPY NEW YEAR! BE A NEW YOU! GROW UP! OR GET FUCKED!