HO. HO. HO. GIDDY, UP, GIDDY UP, IT'S GRAND, JUST HOLDING YOUR HAND . . . UP ON THE ROOF TOP, RAINDEER PAWS. I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUSE! ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU! LOL! GIVE CHEER! WE'RE ROLLING OUT SOMETHING BIG. ENDLESS AWESOME. FAMILIARITY BREEDS CONTEMPT. SOMETIMES LESS IS MORE. THE BRAIN IN THE LARGEST SEX ORGAN. A BRAIN IS A TRAGIC THING TO WASTE. HOT, SMART AND WITH POTENTIAL. SMILE. SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE. LOL! BUSTED OUT OF THE GREYHOUND BUS STATION! AGAINST ALL ODDS, COPS, MEAN ASS RUSSIAN, CUSTOMER SERVICE THAT SUCKS--BUT A LOVER WHO ROCKS! ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU! LONGORIA CRIME FAMILY--SHE LOOKS LIKE A GRANDMA, BUT SHE IS CAPABLE OF MURDER AT ANYTIME, LIKE A PRO. SHE IS A COLD BLOODED KILLER, WEARING GRANDMA YOGA PANTS! EVER SINCE, I SAID, I WOULD BE YOUR NEWS SOURCE, I HAVE BEEN BLOCKED FROM MY MAIN, NEWS SOURCES, NOT ONLY ON MY MSN NEWS FEED, BUT FROM ROCKIN' ROOSTER MSNBC LIVE STREAM POLITICS, CNN AND EVEN READING, NEWS STORIES, THT POP UP, EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE AS AN ALERT! I AM ONE, LEVEL BETTER THAN A NEWS SOURCE, IF I GET A GOOD ONE--I HAVE THE CAPABILITY OF ASSIMILATING, MANY NEWS SOURCES, ALL, ON THE SAME SUBJECT, THAT, LETTING MY BRAIN COOK ON IT FOR A WHILE, THEN, WITHIN, A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME, SPIT OUT, ALL THAT, I REMEMBER, KEEPING IN MIND, THE CREAM ALWAYS RISES TO THE TOP. THEN, I LIKE TO ADD, IF POSSIBLE, SOME HISTORIC PERSPECTIVE, ALONG WITH, ANY CONSTITUTIONAL ISSUES, THAT SHOW, JUST HOW RELEVANT AND TIMELY, THIS 240 YEARS OLD DOCUMENT, STILL IS, WHICH SIMPLY AMAZES ME, EVERY FUCKING DAY, AND THEN SOME! SURE, YOU HAVE TO EXTRAPOLATE THE BASICS, FROM THE ORIGINAL LANGUAGE, AND LOOK AT IT IN LIGHT OF THE MODERN TIMES WE LIVE IN, KEEPING IN MIND, WHERE THE FOUNDERS WERE, AT THE TIME THEY DRAFTED IT, AND ADDRESSED THE ISSUES OF THE DAY, WHICH ARE NOT THAT DIFFERENT FROM, A PATRIOT ACT WORLD OF TODAY, SO YOU KNOW THEIR INTENT, AND THEN, APPLY, THE BASICS OF RIGHTS, FREEDOMS, LIBERTIES, PRIVILEGES, PROTECTIONS, AND WHATEVER, TO THE FACTS OF THAT PARTICULAR ISSUE, TOPIC, OR PROBLEM AT HAND! IT REALLY IS THAT EASY. ALTHOUGH, I DO, HAVE TO REMIND MYSELF, THAT, IT REALLY IS NOT THAT EASY, IF YOU HAVEN'T HAD 3 YEARS OF LAW SCHOOL, 20 YEARS OF GOVERNMENT, PRIVATE SECTOR, SOLO LAW PRACTICE, TEACHING FAMILY LAW, AND GOING UP THROUGH THE RANKS AND FILES OF THE COURT SYSTEM, FROM JUVENILE, TO DISTRICT, TO STATE APPELLATE COURTS, TO FEDERAL DISTRICT COURTS, TO CIRCUIT COURTS, AND ON TO THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT, WITH ALL KINDS OF CASES, ISSUES, LEGISALATION, BLOGGING, AND LEARNING UNDER MY BELT! LOL! YEAH, CONSTITUTIONAL LAW, IS PRETTY HEADY STUFF, AND REQUIRES YOU TO ALSO, CONSIDER, PRIORTY OR AUTHORITATIVE LAW, FEDERAL VS. STATES, STATES VS. LOCAL, SEPARATION OF GOVERNMENTAL POWERS, AND ALL THE ARITICLES AND AMENDMENTS IN THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION AS THE "SUPREME LAW OF THE LAND" AND WHO, THAT INTERACTS WITH STATE CONSTITUTIONS, THE "SUPREME LAW IN THE STATES" AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T CONFLICT WITH THE FEDERAL CONSTITUTION, THEN OVERLAY THAT WITH, REGULATORY LAWS, RULES, AND ORDERS, GOING DOWN TO COVENANTS AND ODRINANCES! THERE YOU GO, IT IS THAT SIMPLE! LOL! YOU HAVE TO BE SIMPLE SMART TO FIGURE THAT ALL OUT! THAT IS WHY, WE HAVE A HIGH COURT, THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT, THE ONLY COURT OF ORIGINAL JURISDICTION, WITH ALL OTHER COURTS OF INFERIOR JURISDICTION! WE SIMPLE NEED TO GET ON THAT, 9TH MEMBER OF THE SUPREMES, AND KEEP THAT, THIRD BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT GOING--8 JUSTICES, JUST DON'T CUT IT, ESPECIALLY, WHEN THEY, HAVE BECOME, POLITICAL FODDER, AND APPOINTEES, RATHER THAN, BEING, NEUTRAL, NON-PARTISAN, FAIR & BALANCED, UNLIKE FOX OPINION! WE CAN'T CONTINUE TO HAVE, CASES OF MERIT AND HUGE ASS IMPACT, WITH SPLITS, IN CIRCUIT COURT RULINGS, BE DIVIDED, INTO THE CONSERVATIVE FOUR JUSTICES AND THE LIBERAL FOUR JUSTICES, WHICH ACCOMPLISHES JACK SHIT NOTHING, AND BOUNCES THE DECISION, TO THE CIRCUIT COURT, FOR AN INFERIOR RULING ON VERY HOT TOPIC ISSUES . . . NOT THAT THESE JUDGES ARE NOT SMART, INSIGHTFUL, POWERFUL IN THEIR OWN RIGHT, THEY JUST DON'T HAVE THE JURISDICTION TO MAKE DECISIONS FOR THEH WHOLE DAMNED COUNTRY! NOR DO THEY HAVE THE RESOURCES AND LEGAL BRAIN POWER, OF A TON OF SUPREME COURT CLERKS, THAT I HAVE HEARD, CAN BE UP TO 40 CLERKS PER JUSTICE? NOT SURE, BUT THAT IS WHAT I HEARD, AND THAT IS ENDLESSLY AMAZING, AND THE DEPTH, BREADTH, AND SCOPE, THAT CAN BE DISCOVERED IN THIS LABERYNTH, WE CALL LAW! MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR, GETTING ME OUT OF THE BUS STATION, TO THE JOY OF MYSELF, AND THE SECFURITY GUARDS, ALIKE, NOT TO MENTION THE TICKET TAKERS AND MANAGERS WHO ARE SICK OF SEEING MY SWEET ANGELIC FACE, CONTORT INTO PISSED OFF RAGE, DEALING WITH CORPORATE AND CUSTOMER SERVICE, BUT LAST NIGHT IN TEXTS, I SAID, BOYFRIEND, WHO TELLS ME HE IS C.I.A., OR CULINARY INSTITUTE OF ARTS, WINK, CAN TEACH ME HOW TO COOK, AND HE APPEARS TO HAVE A GOOD COVER GOING ON THAT ONE, KNOWS WINES, ALL THE CUTS OF MEAT, WHAT TO SERVE WITH WHAT--RELAX, I EVEN SUSPECT MY OWN, KIDS OF BEING, CIA AND FBI AGENTS! LOL! BUT, I WANT HIM TO TEACH ME HOW TO COOK, IN EXCHANGE FOR ME TEACHING HIM, THE LAW! LOL! COOKING IS MORE MYSTERIOUS TO ME, THAN THE LAW, AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE, HAVING NOT COOKED, SINCE, 1989, THE YEAR BEFORE, I DECIDED TO GO TO LAW SCHOOL! I BOUGHT A $10,000 COMMERCIAL STOVE, AS A NICE PIECE OF FURNITURE ONCE, AND ONLY COOKED ONE EGG, AS I RECALL! IT WAS THE ENVY OF ANY COOK, CHEF, OR ASPIRING, HELL'S KITCHEN APPRENTICE! IT FILLED A HOLE, WHERE, THE PREVIOUS OWNERS, HAD A FRENCH IMPORT STOVE! I BELIEVE, HOT IN SEATTLE, HAS A LEG UP ON THIS EXCHANGE, HE HAS MORE POTENTIAL OF BEING A NATURAL AT THE LAW, THAN I DO WITH COOKING. I TOLD HIM, IN A TEXT, THAT HE, AS MY SPARRING PARTNER, OVER THE YEARS, AT LEAST WHEN WE SEE EACH OTHER, HE GAVE ME MORE OF A CHALLENGE, THAN ALL THE ATTORNEYS, I WENT AGAINST IN COURT, AND HE PISSED ME OFF EVEN MORE! LOL! THE ONLY OTHER PERSON WHO CAN GET UNDER MY SKIN, LIKE THAT, MAKING ME HANG UP THE PHONE, IS MY OWN, SON, CHRIS, WHO PURPOSEFULLY, PLAYS, HIS MOTHER LIKE A FIDDLE! LOL! WHEN I DIVORCED ALL MY KIDS, LAST WEEK, CHRIS WISHED ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND REFERRED TO ME AS "JO" RATHER THAN MOM, AND WHEN I TOLD HIM, AFTER HE QUESTIONED ME LAST ELECTIONS, TO GET ANOTHER MOTHER, HE TOLD ME HE WAS LOOKING IN THE WANT ADS FOR A NEW ONE--MOTHER THAT IS! LOL! HE WAS, ALSO, VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE A LAWYER, IN SCHOOL! BUT, HE AND MILES, ARE RIGHT THERE, IN ABILITY TO PISS THE SHIT OUT OF ME--HOW DARE THEY QUESTION ME, IN FUCKING ANYTHING? LOL! BUT, MILES EVEN, FOUGHT WITH ME, WHEN, I DROPPED BY, SEVERAL CHRISTMAS'S AGO, TO SEE HOW HE WAS FEELING, HE HAD BEEN UNDER THE WEATHER, AND HE, SAID, HOW DARE I COME BY, WHILE HE WAS SICK, IN ALL MY SELF-RIGHTEOUS WELLNESS! LOL! I COULD NOT BELIEVE, THIS SAINTLY GESTURE, WAS RETURNED WITH SUCH, ANIMOSITY! HE DID, HOWEVER, SEEM TO GET WELL, PRETTY DARN FAST--WITH THE HEATED ARGUMENT AND THE PASSION BEHIND THE DEBATE! LOL! IN CLOSING, I WALKED BY THE CLOSING PART OF THE DRIVE TO RAISE MONEY, OR THE FUNDRAISER, FOR, THE SALT LAKE RESCUE MISSION AND THE CATHOLIC COMMUNITY SERVICES AND OTHERS, WITH THE HELP OF LOCAL MEDIA AND A TON OF VOLUNTEERS, AND IT LOOKED LIKE THE DRIVE-BY DONATIONS WORKED, WITH CARS, BACKED UP, TO DROP OFF, GOODS, FOOD, AND CLOTHING! THANK YOU FOR ALL WHO, HELPED . . . JUST TWO NIGHTS AGO, SOME MAN, SITTING ON A BENCH DIED, DUE TO EXPOSURE TO THE COLD, SO THE PROBLEM IS REAL AND PARTICULARLY, THIS TIME OF YEAR, IN SUB ZERO TEMPERATURES--I THINK THIS WAS THE ULTIMATE END THE BUS MANAGER HOPED FOR ME. A SPECIAL THANKS TO THE NICE MAN, WHO TOOK ME INSIDE THE DONATION HEADQUARTERS, TO FIND ME ANOTHER SUBWAY POINT CARD, THAT I ENJOYED THE DAY BEFORE, COMING OUT WITH, ABOUT 5 PROMOTIONALS FOR CHICK-FIL-A (OR CHICK-FIL-LAY! LOL!) PUN INTENDED! I TRIED THE "BREAKFAST EGG WHITE GRILL" THIS MORNING, AND IT WAS A CLUCKING GOOD SUPRISE . . . THERE WAS THIS GREAT PIECE OF GRILLED CHICKEN, WITH CHEESE, AND EGG WHITES ON AN ENGLISH MUFFIN! YUMMY! THANKS TO ALL THE VENDORS, SPONSORS, MEDIA, COPS, SECURITY AND DONATORS, GOOD HEARTED PEOPLE EVERYWHERE . . . THE SAME GUY WHO TOOK ME IN THE TENT OF DONATIONS, AND RADIO AND TV, PERSONALITIES, WHO DONATED THEIR TIME AND FUN PERSONALITIES, CAME UP TO ME, GOING UP THE STREET TO CATCH TRAX BACK INTO TOWN, TO GET DINNER, AND GAVE ME, A $10 BILL, HE SAID WAS EXTRA! THAT IS THE FIRST DONATION, OR HAND OUT, THAT I HAVE HAD AS A HOMELESS PERSON, ON THE STREETS, FOR FOUR YEARS, COP DRIVEN VACATION PLANS--MY SON, CHRIS, SAID, MOM, MOST PEOPLE GET AN APARTMENT AND TAKE VACATIONS--LOL! I HAD TWO GREAT HOMES, STOLEN FROM ME, UNCONSTITUTIOALLY, SO, ANYTHING IS A STOP DOWN. . . BUT, THIS NICE MAN, TOOK MERCY ON ME, I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS SPENDING A WEEK IN THE BUS STATION, OR LEAVING MY MAKE-UP IN MY PAROWAN HOUSE, WHEN THE COPS, KICKED ME OUT, OR, THAT I WAS HANGING NEAR THE SOUP KITCHEN THAT GAVE ME AWAY, GENRALLY, PEOPLE THINK I AM STAFF, OR A VISITOR TO SHELTERS, MISSIONS AND RESUE CENTERS! LOL! BUT, I DO APPRECIATE THE MONEY AND THE PROMO CARDS, AND IT WAS FUN, TO ACTUALLY, LEGITIMATELY SIT IN THE, MALL FOOD COURT, NOT USING SOMEONE ELSE'S USED CUP, AS A PROP! LOL! I AM REALLY NOT AS DESTITUTE AS I SOUND, BUT CLOSE! LOL! THANK YOU, TO THE GOOD SAMS OF THE WORLD, WHO HAVE A HEART, SEE A NEED, AND FILL IT! THERE WAS A GREAT STORY ABOUT A PREGNANT WOMAN, A WAITRESS, WHO WAITED ON A LADY, WHO WAS ALSO, PREGNANT, WHO HAD TALKED TO THE PRETTY WAITRESS ABOUT HER FIRST BABY, AND HER HUSBAND OR BOYFRIEND BEING OUT OF WORK, AND WHEN SHE GOT HER, TIP, IT WAS, FOR $900 TO HELP WITH THE NEW BABY! YOU WOULD BE SURPRISED, HOW DESPERATE I GET FOR A DIET COKE AT TIMES! SO EVEN A DOLLAR, A FIVE OR A TEN, ARE MUCH APPRECIATED. I REALLY, ALMOST EAT, BETTER, HEALTHIER, WHEN, I AM BROKE, BUT THERE IS REALLY SOMETHING, ABOUT THE FREEDOM TO GO IN A PLACE, AND CHOOSE WHAT YOU WANT TO EAT OR DRINK! THAT OLD AGENCY THING, THAT THE WAR IN HEAVEN WAS FOUGHT OVER! EVEN GOD, WILL NOT TAKE AWAY THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE, TO BE GOOD OR EVIL, NAUGHTY OR NICE, KIND OR MEAN! THANK YOU! KISSES, HUGS, LOVES! BE NICE THIS CHRISTMAS!