A FOOT FIST WAY! RELENTLESS. TRICK & CLOUD COMPETITION. E-CIGS. JOANN REACHER OR JOANN BOURNE IDENTITY! LOL! FRANK OCEAN RELEASES LONG AWAITED ALBUM 'BLONDE' AFTER 4 YEARS HIATUS (SYMBOLIC TRANSLATION: ALLAN REX BESS, AKA, FRANK, INTERPOL, OF OCEANS 11 OR THE MOB, HAS LONG AWAITED THE CAPTURE OF THE 'BLONDE' OR ME, BECAUSE HE HATES I US!) ONE OF MY EX'S LIVES IN TEXAS! X & O'S, I'M THE BEST BABY THEY EVER SEEN! LOL! SORRY, ME AND HILLARY ARE THE SMART 'BLONDES' PUTTING YOU BRUNETTES TO SHAME, SEEING YOU ARE SHAMELESS! LOL! ALLUDED ANOTHER STING OP, INVOLVING, ABOUT 10 GUYS FROM THE POVERELLO CENTER FOR THE HOMELESS, ONE BIKE COP, DRIVING ME OFF THE WALKING PATH BY THE RIVER BETWEEN THE CURRENTS AQUATIC CENTER, PUTTING ME ON NOTICE THAT THERE WAS POSSIBLY A LITTLE COPS SURPIRSE WAITING FOR ME, RATHER THAN, THE INTENDED DINNER! THERE WERE GUYS WHO WOULD RECOGNIZE ME, STREWN ALONG THE PATH, LIKE TONS OF THEM, ALL PRETENDING NOT TO NOTICE ME . . . THEY SAY IF SOMEONE PRETENDS NOT TO NOTICE YOU OR LOOK AT YOU, THEY ARE COPS! LOOKS LIKE IT IS TRUE! STREET DUDES TO THE RIGHT OF ME, STREET DUDES BRINGING UP THE REAR, A GANG OF THEM, WAITING AT THE END OF CALIFORNIA BRIDGE, RIDING AROUND ON BIKES, AND ON THE PHONE . . . i DITCHED DOWN THE ALLEY, RATHER THAN, WALKING EITHER WAY ON THE BIKE PATH, FOR GOING ALONG THE BLVD., WHERE I GENERALLY GO, BUT A LITTLE SURPRISE OR NOT SO LITTLE, THAT FUCKING DAVE, WHO IS AT THE OXFORD, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, AT THE SLEEPY INN, WHERE HE WAS WAITING IN THE ALLEY, SO SOMEONE ALERTED HIM, THAT I WAS COMING, BUT, DAVE, SEEMS TO SHOW UP FUCKING EVERYWHERE, LIKE I DON'T KNOW, HE IS AN UNDERCOVER COPS OR WORKING WITH THEM, FOR FUCKING SURE! SO DAVE, REARS HIS UGLY HEAD, OUT OF ONE OF THE SECRET WALKWAYS, GOING BETWEEN THE ALLEY AND THE MAIN PARKING LOT OF THE MOTEL--HE BRIEFLY WAVES, AND DARTS RAPIDLY INTO THE FIRST WALKWAY; HE MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN THERE WAS A SECOND SECRET WALKWAY, BUT I DID NOT, I HAD A ROOM THERE THE OTHER NIGHT, IN ROOM 125, SO I KNEW EXACTLY WHERE THE WALKWAY WENT, SO AS DAVE DITCHED, PROBABLY IN A ROOM, I DITCHED, FROM THE ALLEY, INTO THE MAIN PARKING LOT, AND ONTO BROADWAY BLVD., AND STARTED TO CROSS THE STREET TO MCDONALD'S, BUT, TO MY SURPRISE, THERE WERE TWO SHERIFF'S VEHICLES AND CON COP CAR, WAITING, RIGHT WHERE I WOULD HAVE COME OUT, HAD I CONTINUED DOWN THE ALLEY WAY! SHIT, SO I WALKED RAPIDLY TO THE MUSIC OF "LOVE SHACK" AND BOOGIED OVER TO THE SHADOWS AT THE STRIP MALL WHERE TACO DEL SOLE IS, WITHOUT THE COPS SEEING ME . . . THEY ARE BUSY, ACTING, OR INTERACTING WITH A GROUP OF CITIZENS, MAYBE DOING SOME COMMUNITY POLICING, SEEING THERE WAS NOTHING OF NOTE GOING ON, SO I SAT, AT THE SIDE OF THE TACO SHOP, GREAT FOOD, LISTENED TO MY MUSIC, AND WATCHED THE COPS, WATCH FOR ME! NOW, SHORT OF LETTING THEM CATCH ME, I REALLY NEVER KNOW FOR SURE, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, BUT, THE FEMALE IN THE CITY POLICE CAR, GAVE ME ALL THE AMMMO, I NEEDED TO SAY, FOR SURE, THEY ARE WAITING FOR ME TO COME OUT OF THE SLEEPY INN ALLEY WAY, TO DO WHAT? THE CHICK COP, GOT IN HER SQUAD CAR, WHILE THE TWO SHERIFFS STAYED, SHE PULLED UP TO THE STOP SIGN, ON RUSSELL, THEN, CHANGED HER MIND, AND BACKED, OUT, GOING ALONG, IN FRONT OF MCDONALD'S, PROBABLY WONDERING IF I GOT PASSED THEM SOMEHOW? LIKE MY ANCESTOR ACCUSED OF BEING A WITCH, ME A BITCH, I FLEW, UP OVER YOUR HEADS, AND LANDED, BEHIND YOU AT THE TACO JOINT WHERE I SAT AND WATCHED ALL THE COMMOTION! SOME CHICK, WHOM I SAW, STANDING WITH THE COPS AND GROUP OF VERY LOW KEYED CITIZENS, CAME AWAY, CLOSE TO WHERE I WAS, AND GOT IN HER NEW CAR, SILVER, SMALLER SUV, BUT SHE WAS SCRATCHING HER HEAD, LIKE WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? I SMILED, KNOWING THE HUNTED, IS ALWAYS FUCKING WATCHING THE HUNTERS. DOWN THE STREET, CAME A SILVER TRUCK, PULLING A BLACK AND WHITE, TOY HAULER, AND IT REMINDED ME OF MY SYMBOL FOR PHIL, A DUDE, THAT CAME LAST END OF JULY, FIRST OF AUGUST, WEARING A STURGIS BIKERS SHIRT AND HEAD BAND, WHO STAYED AT THE POV., UNDERCOVER COP OF SOME LEVEL, PROBABLY DIRECTING THE OPERATIONS! TELL PHIL HI, HE COULD NEVER CATCH ME LAST SUMMER EITHER, SHOWING UP, ON HIS BIKE, FOLLOWING ME, AT THE BUS STOP, EARLY MORNING AFTER I HAD GONE TO THE OXFORD TO BREAKFAST, ESCAPING A STING OP AT THE POV. KNOWING FUCKING DAMNED WELL, HE ALLEGEDL WORKED AT THE OTHER END OF TOWN, AND SO HE HAD NO NEED TO BE UP WHERE I WAS! ONE SUNDAY, AFTER AN EARLY MORNING STING OP, THAT CARRIED OVER TO THE RIVER, I HEARD RIVER CREATURE CAT CALLS, ALERTING, OTHERS ALONG THE BANKS, AND HIDING UNDER BRIDGES, THAT I WAS COMING . . . I GOT SAFELY ACROSS THE BRIDGE, AND SHIT, WHO COMES UP, BEHIND ME, PHIL! ON HIS BIKE . . . I HAD DEBATED WHETHER TO GO, ALONG THE BIKE PATH, ON THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER, OR TO WALK ACROSS THE BRIDGE AND TAKE THAT ONE, WRONG CHOICE, I MADE A FAST "U" TURN, AND WENT THE OTHER WAY, BACK AS FAST AS I COULD, WHILE HE WAS PRETENDING NOT TO LOOK BACK AS ME! DITCHED HIS ASS! LOL! ANYWAY, WHEN THE COPS CHICK, LET MCDONDALD'S STREET, AND ONTO THE BLVD., SURE ENOUGH, SHE SIGNALED AND WENT INTO THE SLEEPY INN, PROBABLY TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED, AND CHECK ALL THE MOTEL ROOMS, SEEING THAT HALF MY HOMELESS FRIENDS, INCLUDING MYSELF, TREAT OURSELVES TO A NIGHT AWAY FROM THE POV. OR THE STREETS, AND STAY AT THE SLEEPY INN, SO THEY MIGHT HAVE FIGURED THAT I DITCHED INTO A ROOM OF A FRIEND, OR SOMEONE I KNOW, OR EVEN THE OFFICE, WHICH HAS HAPPENED BEFORE! THE SHERIFFS WERE WAITING AROUND FOR SOMETHING, OVER AT THE SOLSTICE AND THE EQUINOX, WHERE THEY WERE ALL PARKED . . . THAT CHICK, WHO WAS SITTING IN HER SUV, AFTER SCRATCHING HER HEAD, BACKED OUT, AND I FIGURED THAT, IT MAY BE WISE FOR ME TO BACK OUT TOO, BECAUSE, I WAS LUCKY, THE FEMALE COP, DIDN'T SEE ME, AND I MIGHT NOT BE AS LUCKY WITH BOTH MALE COPS, ALTHOUGH, I THINK AS A GENERAL RULE, FEMALE COPS ARE MORE OBSERVANT AND NOT AS WILLING TO FACTOR IN SEX APPEAL, IN THEIR VICTIMS! LOL! IT HURTS SO BAD TO BE BIG AND BEAUTIFUL! LOL! THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING, THE FUN THAT NEVER ENDS! SHIT! EVERY FUCKING DAY, BUT AT LEAST I HAD A GREAT, PEACEFUL MORNING, PROBABLY THE COPS, SCHEMING AND PLANNING, PUTTING ME IN A SENSE OF "FALSE SECURITY!" IT WORKED, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, IF I SEE, ONE COP, I AM NOT STAYING AT THE POV. TONIGHT . . . I NEVER PLANNED ON ONE, ALMOST RIDING UP MY ASS, ON THE BIKE TRAIL! LOL! I WAS LISTENING TO MY MUSIC, AND NOT PAYING MUCH ATTENTION, THINKING ABOUT DINNER, THAT, NOW I HAVE TO FORGO! SEE, THEY "ENTRAP" ME, AT THE POV.; THEY SET UP, A STING OP, THAT FUCKS UP, ME DOING MY JOB, THEREFORE, WHEN I HAVE TO STAY ON THE STREETS,, FOR THE NIGHT, TO AVOID, BEING FALSELY ARRESTED, WITH MARY AND BOBBY, OR BOBBY, LAST NIGHT, WEARING A SHIRT, THAT SAID, "JUST DO IT" WITH A BRONCO, ON IT, SIGN FOR COWBOY COPS! LOL! BUT, I AM SCHEDULED TO SWEEP AND MOP THE WOMEN'S DORMS, AT 7:00 PM, BUT, NOW THAT THEY SCARED ME OFF, THAT PREVENTS ME FROM DOING MY JOB, OR STAYING IN THE POV. PUTTING ME ON THE STREETS, AGAIN, GIVING THE COPS, MORE SHOTS, OR THE HIT MEN, MORE CHANCES OF GETTING ME, A VICIOUS CYCLE FOR SURE, AND A CYCLE THAT HAS GONE ON AND ON FOR YEARS, AT ALL THE SHELTERS, MOVING ME, OR DRIVING ME FROM ONE SPOT TO THE NEXT, ONE CITY TO THE NEXT, MAKING IT LOOK, LIKE THERE ARE MORE THAN ONE JOANNS! NO, SORRY, THERE IS ONLY ONE, ME, BLOGGING AT MCDONALD'S, AT LEAST UNTIL I SEE, SOME COPS PULL IN THE PARKING LOT! LOL! NOW, THAT I LAID THE LAW OUT FOR THE COPS ON VAGRANCY, IN LIVING BREATHING, MONTANA ANNOTATED CODE FORM, THEY CAN'T DISPUTE, I FEEL MUCH SAFER, EVEN THOUGHT, I NOTIFIED THEM BEFORE, THEY DIDN'T LISTEN, BUT, THEY BETTER NOW! I LOVED SEEING, SLEEPING BAGS, HERE AND THERE ON THE RIVER, HIDDEN, HERE AND THERE, LETTING ME KNOW THAT THE WORD IS OUT, THAT I TRIED TO PROTECT THEM FROM BEING ARRESTED FOR VAGRANCY OR GETTTING A TICKET, OR GETTING THE ONLY SHIT IN THEIR LIVES, TAKEN BY THE COPS, AND THROWN AWAY! THERE SEEMED TO BE A MORE RELAXED ATMOSPHERE, ON THE RIVER . . . ALTHOUGH, THAT STATEMENT, SLOGAN, "KILL THE MESSENGER" IS ALWAYS TRUE, EVEN WITH MY CLIENTS, THE HATE SHIFTS FROM THE HOMELESS, COLLECTIVELY, ALL ON MY INDIVIDUALLY, AND I GENERALLY PAY FOR WHATEVER, LAWS, I TRY TO RIGHT, OR WRONGS I TRY TO FIX . . . JUST REMEMBER, BUDDING, CIVIL RIGHTS ACTIVITS, OR CRUSADER RABBITS, "NO GOOD DEED, GOES UNPUNISHED!" I AM SICK OF WRITING, MORE FBI FILES . . . I DO ENJOY YOUR REAL COP WORK, TOO BAD, YOU NEVER USE YOUR SKILLS TO CATCH MY ENEMIES, LIKELY BECAUSE YOU ARE WORKING WITH THEM, THINKING i AM THE FRAUD . . . NOT SO! IN THE FBI FILES, EPISODE, CALLED "A STRANGER CAME TO TOWN" ABOUT A SERIAL KILLER TRUCK DRIVER, THERE WERE TWO FBI AGENTS, WITH VERY SYMPOLIC NAMES, "MADDEN" i CALL THE MOB, A DEN OF THEIVES, OR DEN OF WOLVES! THE OTHER NAME WAS SOMETHING LIKE, "COHICK" SYMBOLIC OF "CO" "HICKEY" RACHEL'S LAST NAME, WAS HICKEY AND STILL IS THE LAST NAME OF HER CHILDREN, STEPHANIE, MATT, EMILY AND SCOTT! THE FEDS, WHETHER FBI OR CIA, HAVE ALLOWED RACHEL, AND ALL THE GIRLS, TO CO-EXIST, AS ME, AND HAVE DONE THEIR BEST, TO TRY TO GET RID OF THIS "BODY OF EVIDENCE" THE SMART, FAMOUS ATTORNEY, BRINGING IN THE TITS & ASS GIRLS, TO REPLACE ME, THE MORE I DO, THE MORE WOMEN, THEY HAVE TO REPLACE ME WITH, 6+ RIGHT NOW! THEY FUCKED OVER, LEGAL BARBIE, ME, WHEN I WEIGHED 140, WAS ROCKING UTAH, AND KICKING THE FBI'S ASS, ALONG WITH THE NEWLY FORMED, MEDICARE/MEDICAID, FRAUD UNIITS, GOING AFTER DOCTORS, GETTING 9 FIRE, RETIRED, OR TRANSFERED FROM THE UNIT, FOR VIOLATING DOCTORS' CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS IN THEIR INVESTIGATIONS AND PHISHING EXPEDITIONS! FUCK THEY WERE VIOLATING THEIR OWN POLICY AND PROCEDURES, UNDER THE FEDERAL RULES THAT CREATED THEM! THEY WERE SUPPOSE TO GIVE THE DOCTORS, 24 HOURS NOTICE THEY WERE GOING TO LOOK AT THIER BOOKS, YOU KNOW THAT KNARLY, LITTLE "DUE PROCESS" THAT THE 5TH AND 14TH AMENDMENTS SAY, PHYSICIANS ARE ENTITLED TO, ALONG WITH ALL THE 4TH AMENDMENT PROTECTIONS, FROM UNREASONABLE SEARCHES AND SEIZURES--OH, I FORGOT, I NEVER DID THAT, NOR DID I PUT TOGETHER A MANUAL THAT THE FEDS HAD TO FOLLOW, IN THEIR INVESTIGATIONS OF MY DOCS! LOL! SHELLEY DID THAT, WHEN SHE WAS ME, AND I AM NOT SURE WHERE THE HELL I WAS, A CO-JOANN! FUCK, SHELLEY WAS LIVING WITH MY PARENTS, SELLING CABBAGE PATCH DOLL SHOES, FOR GOD SAKES! RACHEL WAS A FLIGHT ATTENTANT FOR UNTIED AIRLINES, SUE A MORMON MOUSE WIFE, AND THE REST OF THE GALS, EVEN KAY, WHO WAS MARRIED, LIVING IN COLORADO WITH DAVE BUTTARS, WAS NOT PRACTICING LAW AT THE TIME! SHIT, I CAN'T GET NO RESPECT, FUCKING BASTARDS AND THEIR COCKS, FULL OF THEIR GALS SHIT! THEY LIKE THAT "BACKDOOR MAN SHIT!" LOL, THE GREATEST LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY IN THE WORLD, FOLLOWING IN HOOVER'S FOOTSTEPS, CROSS DRESSING AND DOING ALL THE FUN SHIT THAT GOES WITH THAT! FUCK! AM I THE ONLY ONE SERIOUS ABOUT, LAW ENFORCEMENT? EVEN IF IT IS AGAINST COPS? HAVE A FUCKING GREAT NIGHT! I WILL LET YOU KNOW, HOW, BEING ON THE STREETS GOES, TONIGHT! NO ROOM AT THE INN? NO, ENTRAPMENT AT THE POVERELLO CENTER. CHRIST CAN RELATE TO ME, SAVING THE WE THE PEOPLE, HIM FROM SIN, ME FROM LOSING THEIR RIGHTS, AND THEY SHIT ON BOTH OF US! GOD FORBID . . .