CLOVERFIELD! BOMB SHELL . . . SHELLEY, EMPTY AS A BUSINESS SHELL, CAN TAKE ON ANY FORM, FOR HAVING NO LIFE OF HER OWN, JUST TRIED TO STEAL THIS BLOG, TWICE! TOP OF THE TAP. MOOSJAW. CRBBY JO. OLD. BEAUTIFUL. DELUSIONAL. MAY CO. WINK. FOR FREEDOM--I HANG ON THE WINGS OF EAGLES, AND THEY ARE WATCHING US AS WE FLY AWAY! HE WAS BRUTALLY HANDSOME, SHE WAS TERMINALLY PRETTY; THEY HAD ONE THING IN COMMON, THEY WERE GOOD IN BED; LIFE IN THE FAST LANE! LOL! UPTOWN GIRL. DOWNTOWN BOY. SMILE. WHAT IS THE CIA UP TO? CATTLE MUTILATION. CROP CIRCLES. REMOTE VIEWING. PSYCHIC ESPIONAGE. ANTI-GRAVITY PURPULSION. MAKING THE UNBELIEVABLE, BELIEVABLE. ALIENS. UFO'S OR HIGH TECH WAR GEAR? AREA 51 DOESN'T EXIST. THE WORKERS OF AREA 51, SWORN TO SECRECY--THE MILITARY HAS THE VA, BUT THE MEN AND WOMEN WHO WORK AT AREA 51 DIE! THE WIDOW MAKER. EXTRATERRESTRIAL HIGHWAY. RACHEL. ALIEN CAFE'. GROOM LAKE. DISINFORMATION PART OF THE TOOL SET. MARSHALL SPACE FLIGHT PROGRAM. THE SALT PIT. ACT OF MAGIC: ATOMIC BOMB. MAGNET FOR ALL KINDS OF STRANGE PHENOMENA. FORMER DEVELOPER OF WEAPONS, ASKED TO BUILD AN AIRCRAFT, THAT LOOKED LIKE A SAUCER. NEW MEXICO. SOUTHERN COLORADO. IN THE GLORY DAYS OF THE CIA, THEY HAD AN UNBELIEABLY TERRIBLE RESTRICTION ON THE PEOPLE WHO WORKED AT AREA 51, WHICH WAS FINE DURING THE COLD WAR; HOWEVER, IT WAS NOT GOOD OVER THE LONG HAUL. IT WAS COUNTER TO EVERYTHING THAT ONE WOULD CONSIDER HUMAN. THE DEGREE OF SECRECY WAS FRIGHTENING. WIDOWS WHO SUED ON BEHALF OF THEIR AREA 51 HUSBANDS, WHO SUFFERED, TERRIBLY, WITH HALF OF HIS FACE EATEN, IN ONE CASE, WAS TURNED DOWN, FOR CERT OR HEARING AT THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT, BECAUSE, AREA 51 DOES NOT EXIST. I HAVE SEEN IN, TIRED TO GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO SEE, IF WHAT I HAD HEARD, WAS REAL . . . BUT, THERE IS SURVEILLANCE ALL OVER YOU, IF NOT TRUCKS FULL OF SECURITY, THAT WILL ARREST YOU, AND MAKE YOU TAKE OATHS OR SWEAR THAT YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING. WE TOOK OFF WHEN WE SAW THE SECURITY, DUST FLYING, OVER THE DIRT ROADS, IN THE DESERT LANDSCAPE. THERE ARE TWO WORLDS IN AMERICA--THE ONE THAT IS OPEN, TRANSPARENT, HAS SUNSINE ON IT, CALLED THE "WHITE" WORLD OF MILITARY, THEN THERE IS THE SECRET, SCARY, WORLD OF THE "BLACK" WORLD, WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SEE, FUTURE TECHNOLOGY FOR THE MILITARY, WITH FEW GENERALS AND GOVERNMENT LEADERS, CONGRESS WHO APPROPRIATES, $250 BILLION TO THE "WHITE" WORLD OF THE WORLD, YOU AND I KNOW, WITH THE CONSTITUTION AT THE BASE OF IT, THE FOUNDATIONS, AND OF THE AMOUNT, THERRE IS A $33 BILLION, THAT GOES UNACCOUNTED FOR, TO THE BLACK WORLD OF DEVELOPMENT, DISCOVERY, AND SECRET WEAPONS. AIRCRAFTS, LIKE FISH, A CIA SPY PLANE, THE SUPER HUSTLER, WITH GOVERNMENT CONTRACTORS, VYING FOR THE LASTEST AND GREATEST STEALTH TECHNOLOGY, SPY GEAR AND WEAPONRY, THAT YOU AND I WILL NEVER BE PRIVY TO. MANY WHO HAVE WONDERED AND STUDIED, SEEN EVIDENCE AND TALKED TO PEOPLE, WHO SHOULD KNOW ABOUT AREA 51, THE MOST SECRET PLACE IN AMERICA, IF NOT THE WORLD, SEEM TO KNOW LITTLE, SO ONE WONDERS, WHO DOES KNOW? WHO IS IN CONTROL? DOES THE PRESIDENT KNOW? SHOULD WE KNOW, NOW THE COLD WAR IS OVER? SHOULD THE COUNTRY OPERATE IN SECRET, WITH A DIFFERENT SET OF RULES, LOYALITES, REQUIREMENTS AND OATH? ISCREAM! WE ALL SCREAM FOR ISCREAM! MY QUESTION IS, WHY CAN'T WE KNOW? BECAUSE WE MIGHT LEAK IT TO THE ENEMY? OR ARE WE BEING CONTROLLED THROUGH FEAR, INTIMIDATION, AND MISINFORMATION, IN A WORLD WHERE WE BELIEVE IN THE FREEDOM OF INFORMATION, ENOUGH TO PASS LEGISLATION, TO PROTECT OUR RIGHT TO KNOW? WE UNDERSTAND, SECRECY ON TECHNOLOGY, PROTECTING AMERICAN INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY; HOWEVER, THE CIA HAS NO PROBLEM DENYING ME MINE! I THINK I AM LIKE AREA 51, A SECRET OPERATION, THAT INVOLVES ME AND ALL I HAVE DONE, BUT ALSO THAT TREATS ME LIKE A WORKER AT AREA 51, HAVING NO CONCERN WHEHTER I LIVE OR DIE AND OF WHAT I DIE OF, A LAB RAT, MUCH LIKE AN ALIEN, TO BE POKED, PROBED, EXAMINED, DISCUSSED, SURVEILLED, TESTED, BUT, DOING IT ALL IN SECRECY. I HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW, IT IS MY LIFE, MY WORK, MY CAREER, MY FAMILY, MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY, MY BODY, MY PROPERTY RIGHTS, AND THE GOVERNMENT CAN'T HAVE TWO SETS OF RULES FOR SOMEONE, WHO NEVER TOOK THE OATH OF SILENCE, NOR OF SECRECY, AND WHO FULLY BELIEVES IN THE OATH I TOOK, TO THE "WHITE" WORLD, WE CAN SEE, THE WORLD WHERE THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION IS THE SUPREME LAW OF THE LAND, REFUSING TO PARTICIPATE, IN THE "BLACK" WORLD THAT I CAN'T SEE, THAT I NEVER AGREED TO, THAT I NEVER TOOK AN OATH TO DEFEND, PROTECT AND PRESERVE . . . THIS IS AGAINST MY WIL, WITH NO FUCKING AUTHORIZATION, AND DECIDING TO SELL ME, MY NAME, MY VIRTUE, MY GAME, MY MIND, AND ASSIGN THAT TO SOME OTHER FUCKING CIA CUNT SISTER, FRIEND, WHO ARE INFERIOR IN EVERYWAY FROM CAREERS TO MOTHERHOOD? OH, FUCK NO! I REFUES. I AM NOT OWNED AND OPERATED BY THE GOVERNMENT, NOT A SPECIMEN TO BE STUDIED . . . I WILL TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT TO KNOW, ANSWER QUESTIONS, ALLOW TESTING, BUT WITH MY APPROVAL AND SUPERVISION, NOT YOU, BIG BROTHER, DECIDING WHAT MY FATE WILL BE, OR THE FATE OF MY FAMILY. YOU BREAKING ME, THEN REMAKING ME, HAS FAILED, AND I HAVE CONTINUED TO BEAT YOUR ASSES, SO WHAT THE FUCK, YOUR GAME IS MOOT, YOUR BITCHES, CHEAP AND STUPID, WHILE COMPLIANT, OBEDIENT, AND WILLING IN EVERY WAY, TO BE CO-ME'S! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT, NO LEGAL STANDING, NO AGREEMENT, NO CONTRACT, AND YOU HAVE NOT ONLY, NEVER COMPENSATED ME FOR TAKING MY LIFE, LIBERTY AND PROPERTY, AS THE FIFTH AMENDMENT DEMANDS. THAT IS WHY YOU HATE ME AND THE U.S. CONSTITUITON, IT IS A CHECK AN BALANCE FOR THE CIA, PUTS THE SHACKLES AND CHAINS, ON YOUR THORNY ASSES, AND PROTECTS THIS COUNTRY, FROM YOUR BAFOONARY, THINKING YOU ARE SMARTER, COOLER, AND KNOW WHAT IS BEST FOR THE GENERAL POPULATION, THAT YOU TRY TO KEEP QUIET AND NULLIFY WITH HELICOPTERS WITHOUT SOUND, SURGICALLY MUTILATED CATTLE, AND CROP CIRCLES, TO CREATE AN ATMOSTPHER OF FEAR, OF US VS. THEM, MAKING PEOPLE INTO SHEEP OR SHEEPLE, USING BIZARRE GAMES, TRICKS, SMOKE ON THE WATER TO DUMB US DOWN, RATHER THAN ENLIGHTEN US, SO WE CAN ALSO, PARTICIPATE IF YOUR ACTIONS, ARE COMPATIBLE WITH THE AMERICA WE KNOW, LOVE AND CHERISH! WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO TOUR AREA 51, KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON, PROTECT THE WORKS, CREATE HEALTHY WORKING ENVIRONMENTS AND PROTECT, NEGLIGENCE AND INURY FROM HAPPENING, JUST LIKE WITH PEOPL;E IN THE REAL, OPEN AND GLORIOUS WORLD OF "WHITE" WHERE THERE IS OVERSIGHT TO THE BUDGET, INCREASES OR CUTS, DEPENDING ON OUR REPRESENTATIVE STATE AND FEDERAL OFFICIALS, BEING THE FIINAL SAY, IN WHETHER TO CONTINUE A PROGRAM THAT IS NOT A PET PROJECT OF THE CIA, LIKE SECRET WARS, NEW ORDERS, OR PUTTING THE CONSTITUTION, PRESIDENT, PENTAGON, CONGRESS, AND THE FBI, ALL UNDER YOU, CIA AND THE MILITARY COUPE . . . A CHEAP SHOT AT DOING EXACTLY WHAT, THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES TO, TO TOPPLE A GOVERNMENT OR LEADER THEY DON'T LIKE . . . TO HAVE A WELL ORDERED SOCIETY, THERE MUST BE A SET OF LAWS, THAT ALL AGREE ON, THAT ALL ARE LOYAL TO, THAT ALL SEE AS COMMON GROUND, THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON A BALANCE OF POWER, CHECKS AND BALANCES, AND INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS, PRIVILEGES, PROTECTIONS, LIBERTIES AND FREEDOMS, AND SOME JACK OFFS, DECIDING WHAT IS GOOD FOR ME, WHEN HE OR SHE IS INFERIOR TO ME, WILL NOT FLY, NO MATTER HOW MUCH SECRATIVE SHIT YOU DO, OR DECIDE WITHOUT INCLUDING ME THE SUBJECT, INTO THE EQUATION, AND IF I DO NOT WANT TO PLAY, THEN FUCK YOU! IF I DO, YOU COMPENSATE ME! I AM NOT SHELLEY, SUE, MARCIE, RACHEL, TIFFANY, JARED, FRANK, BRETT, JOHM, MIKE, KENNEDY, TONY, ANNIE, KELLY ANN, KAY, NONE OF YOUR CIA CLOWN SHIP! YOU COME TO ME, UP FRONT AND IN PERSON, THEN, IF I DECIDE TO PLAY YOUR GAME, BY YOUR RULES, YOU WILL HAVE MY FULL COOPERATION, IF NOT, LIKE I SAID, FUCK YOU!

I Can Just See Myself, Standing In Front of the United States Supreme Court, After Suing the CIA, FBI, Mormon Church, United States Government, the Southwick Crime Syndicate for Fraudulent Conveyance of my Identity to 10 Other Women!

• Your honor, may it please the Court, these people, collectively, in a conspiracy to defraud me and my family, for the last 16 years, have completely stolen my identity, in a fraudulent conveyance of, not only my name, my children, their children, my law license, all my notable, honorable, and noteworthy contributions to the field of law, through programs, manuals, cases, legislation, training, in many aspects of the law, as well as other areas related to the law; they have stolen, every dime I made from, my cases, totaling roughly, $700 million and waiting, they have claimed credit for all my work on legislation, from asset forfeiture, starting in 1997, going all the way, to the Salish-Kootenai Water Compact, having worked on that, from 2012 to 2016, going up to an including, a blog, worth a billion dollars, making at least $5 to $10 million per day, at a penny to five cents per hit, with 8 different versions of the same blog and bio, in all 193 languages of the earth, for the last three years, taking all my real, personal and intellectual property, and feloniously, and fraudulently, knowingly, and intentionally, in a collusive, collective, and black op, government taking, collected, intercepted, and distributed, all proceeds, profits, attorney's fees, royalties, benefits, acknowledgements, honors, entitlements, and awards, for my complete career as an attorney, professor, blogger and mother. 
• I am sorry Ms. Secrist, to inform you, but, we, the United States of America and all its branches, agencies, officials, departments, entities, do not recognize that you have ever existed.  Therefore, seeing we have 10 JoAnn clones, all in possession of what you claim to be yours, from your birth, to your marriage, to your children, your career, your stories, writings, and everything, for which, you now, lay claim and credit, are now, in the possession and control, using, exercising rights, options, priorities, and interest, over that of your own, even though it is clear and plain to see, that it was, and always has been, initially work you did, we have, in the interest of the penis, sex, the contributions of boobs, tits and anus, all in the furtherance of national security, assigned, all rights, obligations, intentions, assigns, contracts, monetary enrichment, advancements, and all things, in connection with your name, brand, integrity, virtue, and have reassigned that to these other women, for an undisclosed amount.
• Your honor, it is clear to see, that I do exist, have existed, exist now, and there is a body of evidence standing right in front of your face, in living, breathing color, giving me the right, therefore, to claim, maintain, entertain, and possess, all that is associated with me, mine and ours, as a family, both individually and collectively, and with all due respect, want all of their accounts frozen, and in the interest of justice, liberty, right, freedom, and just deserve, demand that this Court, recognize, this person, myself, JoAnn S. Secrist, J.D., who is now standing, before your very eyes, that can be, further identified, and proven beyond a reasonable doubt, through science, DNA, forensic evidence, dental and medical charts, that said, JoAnn S. Secrist, is standing right before, you at the present time, and be it so ordered, that all real, personal, intellectual property and all monetary interests, be forwarded and reassigned to a selected bank account, going into receivership, with a conservator, to oversee all transactions, transfers and reconveyances, until, all interest, in fairness, equity, and justice are fulfilled.
• I am sorry, Ms. Secrist, we do not recognize your existence.  Case dismissed.

DOES THIS MAKE FUCKING SENSE TO YOU?  ME NEITHER!

The United States Constitution Reigns Supreme, and the Oath of Secrecy, Secret Societies, and Deception, No Longer Stand . . . All Involved, Ordered to 5 years in Prison, and Total Restitution Will Be Granted!

CASE DISMISSED!

The One, the Only, JoAnn S. Secrist, J.D., Attorney for the Outraged, Oppressed, Mistreated, Lied To and About, Is Reporting From, the Community Hospital, after Going to the Missoula Food Bank, and the Division of Aging, for Food Assistance!  VERIFY, DIP SHITS!

THIS IS NO JOKE, I EVEN THINK I SAW SHELLEY DRIVE BY IN A SILVER TAHOE OR BIG ASS SUV--MY DOLLAR, OF COURSE, WHILE I WAS WAITING FOR BUS #7, THAT I TOOK BOTH, TO AND FROM, THE DIVISION OF AGING ON ORANGE OR STEPHENS!

THIS IS NOT, AREA 51 SCIENCE, NOT ROCKET SCIENCE . . . THESE PEOPLE ARE ILL, PERVERTED, SICK, DERANGED, JEALOUS AS HELL, AND INSANELY, ENVIOUS . . . THE GREEN MONSTER, PLUS AMERICAN GREED, WITH EASY PREY, IS TOO TEMPTING FOR CRIMINAL MINDS!

GIT-R-DONE!