COMEDY DEATH CAMP! BEAR SCAR. PISTOL. BEAR SPRAY. HUSGVARNA CHAIN SAW. VFW LOUNGE. KARAOKE. WARNING TO LEAVE WHITEFISH COPS ALONE. THAT IS A TWO WAY STREET! SAFEWAY. "LEAVE ME ALONE." "KNOCKVILLE, IOWA" PINK SWEATSHIRT. MARCUS MARKET. CRAIGSLIST LEGAL SERVICES. "NO SERVICE" OR "UNAVAILABLE SERVICE" ON CELL PHONE. CAMPING BUDDY, RICK, HAS BEEN HOMELESS FOR MONTHS . . . OUT OF THE BLUE, HIS BUDDY, COMES AND OFFERS HIM A PLACE TO LIVE? NO PROBLEM, CAMPING HERE, NOBODY, WILL BOTHER US. CHRIS, FISH AND GAME, COP, WARDEN, WHATEVER, DNRC, SNEAKING UP ON RICK, TELLING HIM, WE HAD TO BE OFF THE FOREST SERVICE OR STATE LAND THE NEXT NIGHT? RICK'S TWO HOUR MAX, LAWN CUTTING JOB, 5 HOURS LATER? SAME DAY, I WRITE ABOUT WHITEFISH, COPS, AND RAILROAD COPS, CHASING ME OUT OF WHITEFISH, SECOND TRIP, AFTER, ELECTIONS, AND ATTENDING A "CODE OF THE WEST" DOCUMENTARY, AT THE LOCAL LIBRARY WITH MEDICAL MARIJUANA, GROWERS, CAUGHT UP IN THE POLITICS OF STATE, FEDERAL, LAWS ON MARIJUANA, SEVERAL IN ATTENDANCE, AWAITING SENTENCING, PRESIDENT OF THE MONTANA, ACLU, MC'S THE MEETING, SMILING WHILE I AM TELLING ABOUT ME GETTING COPS FIRED IN UTAH FOR GROWING MARIJUANA AND SELLING IT, TO MEDICAL MARIJUANA STATES, WITH COPS ON THE WARPATH WITH ME, SINCE THAT NIGHT, IN LATE OCTOBER, 2012, JUST DAYS BEFORE THE MITT ROMNEY, PRESIDENT OBAMA SHOW DOWN! EVERY COPS FROM REZ COPS, TO SHERIFFS, HIGHWAY PATROL, LOCAL COPS, TO SHERIFFS, OUT ON ROAD, SOUTH, FROM THAT POINT ON . . . REPORTING THAT, I DIED, SOMETIME BETWEEN, THE END OF OCTOBER, TO THE ELECTIONS, OUTSIDE, FLORENCE, MONTANA, BEING WARNED BY A COP, IN HAMILTON, THE NIGHT BEFORE, WITH 5 HIGHWAY PATROL, LINED UP, READY TO T-BONE MY CAR, LATER, BLOWN UP WITH A PIPE BOMB, IN SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH, JANUARY 1, 2013, ONLY TO HAVE THE CAR, REVAMPED AND SEEN UP AT THE OUTLAW INN, IN KALISPELL, MONTANA, A MONTH OR TWO LATER! HISTORY! COPS PLAY NICE, I PLAY NICE! OH, RECENT, SLAUGHTER, OF 88 PEOPLE IN, NICE, FRANCE . . . BOOBY PRIZE SISTER, RACHEL, AKA, ONE OF MY GOVERNMENT DOUBLES, GOT ENGAGED IN PARIS, FRANCE, ALSO CONCEIVED, HER DAUGHTER, STEPHANIE, NOT MY DAUGHTER, GRETA, IN FRANCE! TALKING WITHOUT TALKING, THROUGH SYMBOLS . . . I WOULD GUESS THERE IS SOME CONNECTION TO THE LOCATION AND A STATEMENT, THAT RACHEL, OR THE BOOBY, ME, COP VERSION, NON-THREATENING, HOLLOW FOX, IS "NICE" SO WE LIKE HER BETTER, IN THIS GAME OF THRONES! YEAH, SHE'LL BEND OVER FOR YOU, SUCK YOUR COCK, LET YOU DO HER IN THE ASS . . . I WON'T! AND BETTER YET, SHE WAS A UNITED AIRLINES, REP TO BUSH'S FUND RAISER IN WASHINGTON, D.C., HER PRO BUSH, LOYALTY, GOP GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD! DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK, MY ASS WAS THERE? FUCK, I HAD BEEN POISONED EARLIER, IN LATE 1999, WHILE TAKING OUT 9 FEDERAL AGENTS AND ATTORNEYS, FOR THE UTAH MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, THAT DADDY DEAREST HAS ASSIGNED RACHEL, ME, TO HAVE DONE! FUCK! TRANSPARENT, LIKE TRUMP, MY DAD WOULD USE AND DO ANY DAUGHTER, WHO LOOKED GOOD AT THE TIME! LOL! HE GREW ACCUSTOMED TO BRAGGING RIGHTS WITH ME, SO, LIKE DIVING UP MY ASSETS, ON MY RESUME, INCLUDING MY KIDS, THEY ALL JUST PRETENDED I WAS DEAD, BACK IN 2000! BRING IN THE SISTA CLUB, OF LOSERS, "FUCKING ALWAYS" IN MY SHADOW! LOL! LIKE THEY ARE NOT NOW? LOL! INTERESTING, VIEWING AT THE WHITEFISH, MONTANA, VFW, KARAOKE . . . SYMBOLIC AS HELL! SO THIS, VERY TRIM, SHORT, GAL, WITH A CUTE, STRIPPED DRESS COMES IN, LONG BROWN HAIR, WITH A LARGER SET, BLONDE CHICK! NOW, LOGIC WOULD SAY, THAT ALL THE GUYS WOULD BE AFTER THE THIN, DARK HAIRED CHICK . . . BUT TO MY SURPRISE, ONE OF THE PARTY BOY, SINGERS, HANDSOME, WALKS OVER AND HUGS, THE SYMBOLIC ME, BIGGER GAL, AND WE ARE IN THE DARK, BASICALLY, BUT I COULD SEE EVERYTHING . . . WHAT STARTED AS A FRIEND HUG, TURNED INTO, RUBBING ON THE ARMS, HAND GOING UP THE DRESS, LOVING STROKES ON THE LONG BLONDE HAIR, LATER, FULL BLOWN, MAKE-OUT SESSION, SMILING, DIGGING, LOVING! LOL! HEY, THERE IS NO JOB TOO BIG FOR THESE MONTANA, BOYS, THEY DIG, CURVES, SOMETHING TO HUG, NOT JUST A BAG OF BONES! LOL! LIKE I SAID, WHAT, A FEDERAL COP, WILL LOVE IN PRIVATE, IS A WHOLE FUCKING LOT DIFFERENT THAN, WHAT HE WILL LOVE IN FRONT OF HIS COPS FRIENDS, ALL "SHALLOW HAL'S" SEE MOVIE WITH JACK BLACK, AS SHALLOW HAL, AND GWENETH PLOWTROW, OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT! SHE FLUCTUATES FROM THE WAY WE ALL KNOW HER TO LOOK, AND A 400 POUND CHICK THAT BLACK REALLY FALLS IN LOVE WITH! LOL! WITH HER CARRYING, HIM OVER THE MARRIAGE ALTER! LOL! ANYWAY, EVERY INTERESTING!

LEAVE ME ALONE!

Okay, so I am sitting in, Safeway, in Whitefish, Montana, writing my blog, and I had referred to several of my, ex's, being federal cops, GOP, Bush, cops, who probably, fell in love with me, way back, before, October, 1999, starting back as far, as me scoring the highest, on my constitutional law exam, in first year, law school, out of 180 students, at the Mormon Church, law school, BYU, the breeding ground for federal agents, FBI and CIA, mainly, with 70%+ being Mormon, so well on the radar screen, for the feds, wanting to get rid of the United States Constitution, so they could usher in the Patriot Act, with many, such acts, in Congress taking up to 60 years, in some cases, to pass!  So, I believe, I had eyes, on me, then, and maybe as far back as my undergraduate years, in Ogden, Utah, with a former, Green Beret, and chair of the Department of Child and Family Studies, calling me in to his office, after doing a guest speaking lecture to my final education class, where I was not listening worth shit!  What was his name, Craig, something, called me and asked me to come see me . . . he, knew fucking everything about me, from my grade point average, to who my kids were, always winning awards way back, at Polk Elementary School, where both of our children, attended!  He said he watched me, running in the mornings, and eventually, made an offer, that if I would go get my master's degree, in marriage and family counseling, he would hire me in his private practice and I could also, teach at Weber State University . . . now, looking back, this male favor thing, that we are seeing with Roger Ailes, of Fox, was alive and well in my case too . . . if we have sex, I get good and better, and you get good and better!  

After meeting with Craig, for months, working on a master's degree, in human and family development at Utah State University, a summer course, when, I told Craig, I was moving to Provo, where my husband has just accepted a job, as a city planner for Provo City, Utah, and out of the fucking blue, he, turned to me and said, why have you always, kept this such a professional relationship?  BECAUSE, that is what I thought, IT WAS!  Then he proceeded to try to push his legs, between my legs, and said, I always, wondered what it was like to kiss you?  I was shocked, but curious and moving, so?  I kind of brushed him off!  LOL!  or so I thought.  But, when I got up to leave, he grabbed me, and landed this big, open mouthed, french kiss on me!  I decided to go with it, and enjoy it . . . he didn't know who he was dealing with either! LOL!  Queen of Diamonds, boy, she'll beat you if she is able!  LOL!  Game on!  I have shit, on this dude, in a Mormon Stake Presidency, with a wife, accountant and 6 kids!  LOL!  Craig, asked me to work with one of his clients, who actually had a crush on him, and we had become more friends, than, me the therapist, I was not, anyway.  I started to compare notes, being disgusted that this fuck, would use his patients, and I was not a patient, but he had used the same lines on her, but she fell for it, and was going through a divorce!  I laughed and said, did he say, I always wanted to know what it was like to kiss you?  LOL!  She was so pissed to find out that, I kissed him!  I told her, I was actually a bit turned on, but I told my husband, what this fucker did, he laughed . . . not the first guy, hot on his hot wife!  LOL!  I weighed about 125 at that time!  NO, I am not that COP CUNT, Shelley, either, fuck I have to beat down, 6+ fucking jealous, females, shit, no, it is me, sitting right her in McD's, eating a bacon, Clubhouse burger, fries and drinking Diet Coke!  VERIFY, DUMB ASSES, Wally's World, money card, VISA, ending in #8599!

Girl Sting Op!  I Love It!  Going to Stake Conference, Me and Craig's Client! Annie!  Fuck the Bastard!  See Him Squirm on the Hot Seat!

Me and Annie, had a great time, planning, to get this fuck, who was using women, but, I was not one of his fucking clients, and every wit as smart as that shit . . . he was book, learned, I was, woman smart!  Annie was learning more from me, about being assertive and going after some shit guy, like her asshole husband, who would make her jerk him off each morning, grabbing her boobs, in public, because he paid for the fake tits!  She finally, called Craig and confronted him, so maybe they did a whole lot more than he led on, but this is in total violation of his codes, ethics, and professional responsibility for a therapist, but Mormons are above the law, especially in the state of Mormon, where theology and a theocracy rules, just like the fucking Republican Platform is trying to do, for CLEAVELAND!  LOL!  But, Craig was so obsessed, he actually, followed me to Provo!  He magically, got transferred to BYU, to teach, amazing how, insiders, in the Mo church, can get anywhere, unless, now that I think about it, he may have been an agent, back in the day! just going after some hot little number, like me, back, before, I would tear his juggler out! LOL!  But, one time, when I wasn't playing nice, he called, and in true, Mormon, male, condenscending, (fucking NSA, even underlying words, spelled right, after turning off, spell check!  LOL, MO BABIES!) male patriarchal, priesthood, over lording, he tried to, shame me into, repenting and being with him!  LOL! How could I put his career in jeopardy, and I said, why would YOU put your career in jeopardy, by trusting me with doing shit you should not be doing?  And the dialogue went much like that, until, I was laughing, but, decided, against, continuing in in the area of family and marriage counseling, knowing this guy would arrange to be on my committee, for my master's thesis, and trash me after all my hard work, so, I went to law school instead, with the same asshole male response to me, in that field, not being one of the OBEDIENT girls, dependent on these fuckers, they just plainly don't like an INDEPENDENT WOMAN!

Then, hubby, number two, three and four, all fucking feds, all going after the Ice Queen, that Rick, is by now, learning about!  LOL!  He kept, ringing me last night, with the full plans for the murder, wanting to know where I am, finally, texting me, "are you alive?"  Response, "IN MISSOULA."

No, further discussion!  LOL!  YOU FUCK ME, I FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!  I will say, the cops are getting trickier, and trickier, poison to bear attacks, setting it up with the experienced, fish and game cop, long time hikers, attacked in Yellowstone and around the Flathead, or Glacier, where, I had already been setting up a trip with my kids, and have a long time love interest, who I found out, moved to Washington, state, taking some of my interest in being in the Flathead away!  LOL!  Want one, don't NEED ONE!  LOL! So, no, when I saw, this chick, yesterday, in Safeway, wearing a Leave Me Alone on her grey shirt, right across her chest, I knew this was a sign, to communicate without communicating, that the tall, thinner sister, is who all the guys went ape shit, on . . . makes sense, unless, you know this history, setting up for the kill, later, on, really, Rachel, the sis with the huge ass, three boob job tits, not the natural ones I have!  But, these me, are conditioned and told my media, other men, pin up girls, Playboy, Trump, Hef, that these blonde busty bombshells are the woman, obviously, they will like, and go nuts over, no some older, frumpy, hot and cold, face, is awesome, body, not, but can get there, but, these men, all fell in love with me back in the days, before, THEY RUINED ME, then they were pissed when, they cheated, on me, left, or I left, and they realized, that the hot looks of the booby monsters, hot messes, moody, poutty, fake bitches, were really not that smart, fun, witty, even though they did all they could to make they that way!  LOL!  And I had their hearts, claws, fangs, hand been buried deep in their psyche, so much so, they felt betrayed, lonely, and more angry, lashing out at me, not the cheater, and projecting more venom and deadly hatred for me?  Makes no sense to me?  Whatever . . . 

Pink, My Color For, Like Marry Kay, Rachel, All the What Women Want Gals, the Shoppers, the Consumers, the Cop Cunts, With the Word, "Knocksville" followed by IOWA . . . Sign and symbol, of the big knockers, owe, us men, Therefore, this Blog, is assigned to Rachel!  Shallow Hal Cops, Will Get It . . . How Could We Be Attracted To JoAnn, 100 Pounds Overweight?  It Goes Way Back, and Like the Dude at the Karaoke Night, he was Hot on the Blonde Fat Chick . . . No One Paid No Heed to Skinny Bitch!  LOL!  I Can Read These Fucks Like A Book, and they Will Say, I am a Book or Shelley!  LOL!  NOT!

Just like that kids game, Hungry Hippos, I hit one head down, of the doubles, and four more pop up for me, to slam down with my blog, hippos of all colors, sizes and shapes, but all cops, Southwick, sista or sub sista, chicks, a close circle of family and friends, all taking credit for ALL I CREATED AND DID, kids included, hot career, hotter than hot kids, only getting hotter with time, dream of one being president some day, hot blog, hot water compact, hot legislation, hot stories, hot fun, hot adventures!  But, cops, just can't see me as their muse?  They need, their courtly love to go, to what men, think, men ought to love, Rachel, or Kay, who looked and is shaped much like the chick, small, petite, thin, long dark hair, who no guy, paid, one second of attention, to . . . all the guys seemed friends with the heavy set blonde, fun to watch.  LOL! Hearts and minds, go way deeper, that, beauty that is ONLY SKIN DEEP!  Learn that men, make your love choices, based on happiness, not ego!  Don't marry who you buddies think you ought to like, because, you are the one, who has to live with them!  I hate these, Viagra commercials, with some blonde, chick, with some 40 something guy, going into a hotel, and at the end, she is seen, laying on the bed, trying to look sexy, like she is just waiting for her man, to get a hard on for her, and have sex, even if he needs help to do, it, and all these fucking commercials, with alleged, hot chicks, just there, for the man, are causing men, to shrivel up and die, with no dicks anymore!  That is not how, love, works!  And sex without any woman, no matter how hot, without love and commitment, is just sex!  I feel for the guys, because they are sold a bill of goods, and guy it hook line and sinker, go for what, billboards, magazines, and other men think are hot, and then they get stuck with someone that after a few months, they can't even get it up for with or without help!  Fuck, I have never had any guy, not get a fucking rock hard on for me! fat or thin!  LOL!

If You Are Single, And Not Having Fun . . . You Are Not Doing It Right!  Tag Line for New Movie, with Fun Fat Blonde Chick from "Pitch Perfect!"  LOL!  Learn Dumb Asses!