FANFICTION. NO. CROWN COURT. WHIZPOPS . . . NO, RANGER RICK'S TRAIL MIX. A FOUR YEAR OLD CHILD FELL IN THE ZOO HABITAT OF A 400 POUND GORILLA, AND THE GORILLA, GRABBED THE CHILD BY THE ARM AND DRAGGED IT . . . ANIMAL INCIDENT CONTROL, BELIEVING THE CHILD TO BE IN DANGER, DECIDED, THAT GIVEN THE FACT THAT A TRANQUILIZER WOULD TAKE SOME TIME TO TAKE EFFECT, THEY SHOT AND KILLED THE GORILLA. EVIL UP CLOSE: THE DISHONOR KILLERS--IFTICKHAR & FARZANA AHMED: (1) THE PARENTS OF FIVE CHILDREN WERE PAKISTANI, BUT MOVED FROM PAKISTAN TO ENGLAND, WHERE THEIR OLDEST DAUGHTER, STARTED TO ADOPT SOME OF THE CULTURAL DIFFERENCES, OF THE WESTERN CULTURE SHE WAS GROWING UP IN AND ATTENDING SCHOOL, LIKE WEARING MAKE-UP, MODERN CLOTHES, DOING WELL IN SCHOOL, AND WANTING TO BE AN ATTORNEY WHEN SHE GOT OLDER, NOT JUST GETTING MARRIED OFF TO HER COUSIN, TO WHOM SHE HAD BEEN PROMISED; (2) THE PARENTS WERE VERY TRADITIONAL, IN THEIR RELIGION AND CULTURE, AND THEY HAD A FIRM HAND, STRONG IN DISCIPLINE, IN THIS LOVELESS FAMILY AND HOME; (3) AS THE OLDEST DAUGHTER, TRIED TO EXERT SOME FREEDOM, AND BE HER OWN PERSON, SEPARATE FROM HER FAMILY, A HUSBAND, OR HER PARENTS, HER PARENTS WOULD HOLD HER DOWN, EACH TAKING TURNS BEATING HER, AND GENERALLY IN FRONT OF THE OTHER CHILDREN, SO THEY COULD SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO THEM, IF THEY GOT REBELLIOUS AND WESTERNIZED; (4) THE DAUGHTER, USED TO PACK HER WESTERN CLOTHING, SHE BOUGHT ON THE SIDE, WHEN SHE HAD A JOB, AND LEAVE THEM AT HER BRITISH FRIEND'S HOUSES, WITH HER PARENTS LIMITING THE NUMBER OF FRIENDS SHE COULD HAVE, AND THEN, SHE WOULD CHANGE HER CLOTHES TO GO TO SCHOOL OR WORK; (5) AT THE AGE OF 15 THE DAUGHTER WAS DRUGGED AND PUT ON A PLANE WITH HER FATHER, WHO FLEW WITH HER OVER TO PAKISTAN TO MARRY HER MUCH OLDER COUSIN, SHE HAD NEVER MET OR WAS UNFAMILIAR WITH . . . ON THE TRIP OVER, SOME RELATIVES WERE CONCERNED, BECAUSE, THE DRUGS, THAT THE FATHER CRUSHED AND PUT IN HIS DAUGHTER'S FOOD, FOUND OUT THAT DRUGS HAD HURT HER LARANYX AND SO FROM THAT POINT ON, HE LOOKED AT HER AS DAMAGED GOODS, SO THE FATHER BROUGHT HER BACK HOME AND SHE STARTED SCHOOL AND WORK AGAIN, BUT HER EARNINGS FROM WORK, WERE MOSTLY TAKEN BY HER PARENTS (6) ONE TIME, HER MOTHER EITHER DROPPED BY WORK OR SCHOOL, AND FOUND HER DAUGHTER, WEARING A WHITE T-SHIRT, LEVIS AND KEDS . . . (7) WHEN SHE GOT HOME, HER MOTHER AND FATHER BEAT HER, AND THEN HER MOTHER, GAVE THE ORDER TO KILL HER; (8) SO ONE PARENT HELD HER DOWN, AND THE OTHER PARENTS, PUT A PLASTIC BAG OVER THEIR DAUGHTER'S FACE, AND IN FRONT OF THE OTHER 4 CHILDREN, THEY KILLED THEIR DAUGHTER . . . AN ACT CALLED, FILICIDE, THE ACT OF A PARENT, AND IN THIS CASE, BOTH PARENTS, KILLING A CHILD; (9) I BELIEVE IT WAS THAT NIGHT, OR MAYBE 8 DAYS LATER, THE SISTER NOTICED, THAT ONE NIGHT HER FATHER LOADED A BLACK BAG, LIKE A BODY BAG, INTO THE FAMILY VEHICLE AND LEFT; (10) THE FATHER DROVE 60 MILES TO A LAKE, DISMEMBERED HIS DAUGHTER'S BODY, AND THEN, LEFT HER THERE IS A SHALLOW GRAVE, AND WENT HOME; (11) IN AN INCIDENT, NOT RELATED TO THE DEATH, BUT SOME YEARS LATER, WHEN ANOTHER DAUGHTER, HITTING HER TEENS, ARRANGED FOR HER FRIENDS TO ROB HER PARENTS' HOME, AND AFTER SHE WAS CAUGHT, SHE TOOK THIS OPPORTUNITY, TO TELL AUTHORITIES WHAT HAPPENED TO HER OLDER SISTER, AND THEY TOOK HER INTO PROTECTIVE CUSTODY, UNTIL SHE COULD TESTIFY, WORRIED THAT HER PARENTS WOULD DO THE SAME THING TO HER . . . (12) THE AUTHORITIES, PUT SURVEILLANCE ON THE PHONES AND IN THE HOUSE AND CARS, RECORDING SECRET CONVERSATIONS, AND FINALLY THEY GOT ENOUGH TO CONVICT THE PARENTS OF MURDERING THEIR DAUGHTER; (13) THE DAUGHTER TESTIFIED AGAINST HER PARENTS WANTING JUSTICE FOR HER SISTER AND TO SAVE HER OTHER SIBLINGS; (14) BOTH PARENTS WERE SENTENCED TO 25 YEARS TO LIFE, IN PRISON! I THOUGHT IT WAS INTERESTING, THAT THE COMMENTATOR'S NAME WAS "HELEN MORRIS" BECAUSE THAT IS MY MOTHER'S NAME; SORORICIDE , IS THE ACT OF KILLING ONE'S SISTER . . . I BELIEVE THAT AS MY SISTERS, HAVE USED MY NAME, RESUME, CREDENTIALS, EDUCATION AND LAW DEGREE, NOT TO MENTION, TAKING CREDIT FOR THE STUFF I DO ON A DAILY BASIS, LIKE THIS BLOG . . . MY MOTHER, INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, IS MUCH LIKE THE MOTHER IN THE STORY, WOULD LOOK AT THE AMOUNT OF TIME, SISTERS HAVE BEEN, PRETENDING TO BE ME, AND USING MY NAME . . . AND DECIDING, THAT, THEY HAVE BECOME MORE THAN ME, BEING ME, OR THAT KAY BABY HAS, THEY KEEP IT SO JUMBLED THAT COPS CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT IS GOING ON, MIXING, SISTERS, WEAVING LIVES, CHANGING HUSBANDS, NAMES, DIVIDING, MY CHILDREN, GIVING ELLIOT FUCKING 6 FATHERS! LOL! I STRONGLY FEEL THAT, EVEN MAKING A SHIT LOAD OF MONEY, AND THEM STEALING IT, EVEN WHAT IS SUSPECT GIVEN THE MATH AND NUMBERS, ABOUT $5 MILLION A DAY, NOT TO MENTION WHAT THEY GET OFF MY KIDS, FAMILY DOLLAR, GIVING CREDIT TO OTHER SIBLINGS, MORE MORMONY, WHICH FLIES BETTER WITH THE FAMILY, THE CHURCH, THE GOVERNMENT, WHICH IS THE CHURCH, THE ESTABLISHED RELIGION, PEOPLE JUST DON'T KNOW IT, AND LAW ENFORCEMENT, AND COVERING THEIR ASSES, USING COPS, CYBER COPS, AND EVERYONE ELSE, THAT, EVEN THOUGH, I CLEARLY KNOW MORE, MAKE MORE MONEY, CAN CONTINUE TO MAKE MORE MONEY, NOBODY KNOWS, THAT IT IS ME, WHO IS ACTUALLY DOING ALL THE WORK AND HAS THE BRAINS, TO KEEP WRITING FOREVER, WITH THE SISTER'S GETTING CREDIT--I HAVE BEEN CINDERELLA SINCE I WAS YOUNG . . . AFTER, I WROTE THIS MORNINGS BLOG, AN OLDER, RED GMC SUBURBAN OR YUKON, SUV, MY SIGN FOR FAME, POWER, ENERGY, BEING ON FIRE OR HOT, DROVE DOWN THE STREET REMINDING ME THAT RACHEL, IS THE WOMEN HELD OUT OT THE PUBLIC, AS ME, LOOKING THE MOST LIKE ME, IS THE ONE WHO PEOPLE KNOW AS ME, HAVING BEEN BURIED, COVERED, LIED ABOUT, CHASED, STOLEN FROM, AND BEATEN DOWN BY ABOUT EVERYONE FOR THE LAST 16 YEARS, MINUS THE 3 I PRACTICED LAW, BUT EVEN THEN, I BELIEVE, I WAS WORKING IN A CLOSE AND CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT, SO PEOPLE DIDN'T KNOW, ME, EVEN THOUGHT MANY OF THE STATE OFFICIALS, KNEW DAMNED GOOD AND WELL, WHO I WAS AND AM, AND ALSO ALLOWING RACHEL OR ONE OF MY SISTERS, DISTRIBUTING "ME" FUCKING ALL OVER THE PLACE, AND HAVING HER, SEEN OR HAVING GAINED THE "GENERAL REPUTATION" OVER THE "YEARS" OF BEING THE HOT SHOT ATTORNEY, #2 IN THE NATION FOR CIVIL RIGHTS, ETC., THE "COOL" MOTHER WHO RAISED "ROCK STAR" ELLIOT, THE SON WHO HAS MADE THE MOST MONEY AND IS FAMOUS, ESPECIALLY SINCE I STARTED PUTTING HIM ON MY BLOG, BEFORE THE FUCKING FEDS, MO SHIT NSA, STARTED TRYING TO CONTROL MY NUMBERS, BY DIVIDING AND CONQUERING, SPLITTING THE SHIT OUT OF MY BLOG, WITH AT LEAST, 8 VERSIONS, STEALING IT, FROM TWO WEEKS AFTER I STARTED WRITING, AND I STARTED WRITING ABOUT ELLIOT AND GOD'S REVOLVER AND OTHER BANDS, RIGHT AT CHRISTMAS, 2013, WHILE IN SEATTLE, BEING RUN OUT OF KALISPELL AND STAYING WITH ONE OF MILES THORTON III, FRIENDS, STAR OR KAREN, CONNECTED WITH A BEAD SHOP AT PIKE'S MARKET, ANOTHER "WEAVING" POINT WITH RACHEL, SHE LIVED IN BELLEVIEW, WASHINGTON, FUCK, SHELLEY LIVED THEIR TOO, I AM SO WEAVED IN, TO THE LIVES OF 6+ THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN CONNECT ANY OF MY LIFE, STORY, CHILDREN, TO ME! SHIT! . . . CHRIS WAS MUCH MORE QUIET AND CREATED HIS MUSIC IN HIS ROOM, ON THE COMPUTER, KEYBOARD AND TURN TABLE, DIDN'T SHARE IT MUCH, BUT WHEN HE DID, SHIT, HIS STUFF WAS AMAZING ALSO, AND THE FACT THAT CHRIS, DIDN'T PLAY IN BANDS, OR HAVE OTHER PLAYERS INVOLVED, SO MUCH EASIER STEAL, RECORDINGS RIGHT OFF THE COMPUTER FILES, AND ONCE I STARTED TO WRITE MY BLOG, INCLUDING ALL OF MY CHILDREN, AND POST PICTURES OF ELLIOT AND WRITE ABOUT HIS BAND'S, ALL THESE FUCKS DID, IS AMP UP THE COVERAGE AND SAY HE WAS RACHEL'S SON, AND SHE WAS AND IS THE ONE WRITING THE BLOG OR WHATEVER ELSE I DO! RACHEL'S FAT ASS SONS, COULD BARELY GRADUATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL, SHIT MATT TOOK UNTIL HE WAS 23! ELLIOT AND CHRIS WERE MORE MATURE THAN MATT AND SCOTTY, RACHEL'S SHIT, BY THE AGES OF 5 AND 8, WHEN ZEKE OR RICHARD SECRIST AND I GOT A DIVORCE! RACHEL WAS STILL CUTTING HER KIDS' MEAT AND MEALS FOR THEM, WHEN MATT WAS FUCKING 17 YEARS OLD! GOD? LOL! THAT DUMB BITCH, LAST I SAW HER, COULD NOT EVEN WRITE HER OWN EMAIL, OR A RESUME! LOL! BUT THE FATHER'S NAME IN THIS "TRUE CRIME" STORY, IS ALSO SYMBOLIC . . . "IFTICKHAR" . . . "IF TICKED HAIR!" OR IF I TICK HAIR, OR RACHEL OFF, DADDY AND MOMMY DEAREST PUT OUT THE HITS ON ME, BECAUSE I THREATEN THEIR PRECIOUS, JOANN! GO FIGURE--WHO WANTS TO BE NO NAME, NO BRAND, SHITTY MOTHER, FLIGHT ATTENDANT, RACHEL? NOBODY IS FIGHTING OVER THAT NAME; HOWEVER, JUST AS I WAS WRITING THIS, THE COUNTER HELP AT MCD'S, YELLED, "RACHEL" OR YEAH, RACHEL IS FUCKING ME! SCREAM--INFERIOR BITCH! CHECK OUT THE DUMB HAG, ON THE MOVIE, "KILLING ME SOFTLY" OR "I DIDN'T KILL MY SISTER" ABOUT A COMPETENT PRETTY TOUGH NEWS ANCHOR, WHO WAS ALL ABOUT BUSINESS, AND EVEN HER KID STARTED TO TURN TO THE LESS PRETTY, LESS SUCCESSFUL, YOUNGER SISTER, WHO WAS ALSO A JOURNALISM OR COMMUNICATIONS MAJOR--NOT--RACHEL IS P.E., TOUGHT MAJOR, BUT MY SISTERS HAVE TAKEN CLASSES UNDER MY NAME, COMMUNICATIONS AND WRITING CLASSES, TO TRY TO CATCH UP AND COVER THEIR INADEQUACIES! BUT, YEAH, RACHEL, WHOM, HAS BEEN CODDLE AND BABIED, AND WITH THOSE HONKIN' FAKE TITS, EVEN HER OWN FATHER, MUCH LIKE IVANKA, WITH FAKE TITS TOO, WANTS TO BANG HER! SICK FUCKS--ALTHOUGH BEFORE, I GOT POISONED, MY FATHER HAD BRAGGING RIGHTS HE USED, TO BOLSTER HIS IMAGE, SO WHEN I BECAME DAMAGED, AND PUT ON WEIGHT, HE STILL WANTED THE GLORY OF MY SHINE AND LIFE, BUT, NOW RACHEL HAD TO STEP IN AS THE NEW "BEAUTY" SINCE I HAD ALWAYS BEEN THE NATURAL BEAUTY--RACH IS ALL ABOUT BODY AND HAIR, FACE IS NOTHING TO BRAG ABOUT, BUT MEN, DUE TO THE BOOBS, ALONG WITH EVERYONE, HAVE PROTECTED, ME AS RACHEL, OR RACHEL AS ME, THE GOLDEN GIRL, FOR YEARS. EVEN, PATRIOT, SARAH PALIN, WAS PATTERNED AFTER ME! DUMB ASS AS BOTH RACHEL, BEING TRAINED TO BE SARAH, BUT, NOW ME, JOANN S. SECRIST, J.D., TOUTED AND PARADED AROUND THE NATION AND WORLD AS ME, THAT GIVEN THE CHOICE, OF THE TWO OF US, THEY WOULD CHOSE RACHEL . . . NOT A HARD ONE, BECAUSE, THEY WILL ALL FUCKING GO TO PRISON, IF I AM ME, LOSE THEIR CELEBRITY STATUS, NOT BE ELITE, NOT CONTROL ME OR MY KIDS, NOR OUR MONEY, AND ALL OF WHOM, ARE BRAGGING RIGHT WORTHY, AND BRAND NAMES IN THEIR FIELDS AND STUDY, PLUS THE FBI, CIA, COPS, NSA, ATF, DIA AND OTHERS, WILL LOOK THE "BOOB CRAZED IDIOTS" AND "SHALLOW HAL'S" THEY ARE! GOD ALMIGHTY, CAN YOU BELIEVE, IF I GET PEOPLE CONVINCED OF THIS HUGE ASS "LIE," THAT, IN THE WORDS OF HITLER, HAS NOW BECOME THE NEW "TRUTH", SHIT, THERE ARE TONS OF PEOPLE GOING TO PRISON, AGENCIES, TRASHED, THE MORMON CHURCH, AND THE GOVERNMENT, GOING DOWN, IF NOT THE WHITE HOUSE; THEREFORE, IT IS "MUCH EASIER TO KILL ME," THAN FACE THE EMBARRASSMENT OF BEING TOTALLY CORRUPT, MAFIA, DIRTY, ASSHOLES, UNLAWFUL, ILLEGAL AND UNCONSTITUTIONAL AND 100% CRIMINALS . . . WHEN PEOPLE FIND OUT, RACHEL, WAS SUBSTITUTED IN, WEAVED IN AS ME . . . IF THESE GOVERNMENT AND FAMILY HOOKERS, PROSTITUTED OUT AS WHORES, WITH DADDY THEIR PIMP, WERE SO GREAT, COOL, FUN, SMART, SUCH GOOD PARENTS, OR MOTHERS, THEN WHY IN THE FUCK, DON'T THEY GO BY THEIR NAMES, TAKE CREDIT FOR THEIR OWN LOSER CHILDREN, AND WHY DON'T THE MEN LOVE THEM ENOUGH TO, BE MARRIED TO THERE WOMEN, WITHOUT THE GLOW AND GLORY OF WHAT I HAVE DONE AND MADE OF "MY" NAME . . . WHY SHOULD I GET SHIT ON, WHEN I AM THE ONE WHO DID EVERYTHING, MAKE SENSE OF THAT ONE, IF YOU CAN . . . DEFENDING THE INDEFENSIBLE! WHAT A JOKE! IT WOULD HAVE TAKEN ME, 6 FUCKING MONTHS TO GET MY WEIGHT OFF, AND THE MONEY, EFFORT, TIME, COVERAGE, CLASSES, TRAINING, TO GET THESE NAGS UP TO NOT EVEN CLOSE TO MY SPEED, BUT ENOUGH TO FOOL PEOPLE, 61 YEARS TO ACHIEVE WHAT I HAVE DONE, IF THEY EVER COULD? A WHITE CAR, LIKE RACHEL'S HUSBAND'S OLD CAR, A NISSAN, JUST PULLED IN, "WHITE" AND PURE . . . HARDLY, FIRST MURDER IS THE WORST SIN, AND THERE ARE MORE THAN ONE WAYS TO "MURDER" YOUR SISTER, BY TAKING HER PLACE IS A GOOD ONE, CLAIMING TO BE HER, HAVING BIRTHED AND RAISED HER CHILDREN, PAID TO BE WITH, KENNEDY, BUYING HIM OVER TO THE ENEMIES SIDE? SERIOUSLY? AND ADULTERY, LIKE, I HAVE EVEN COME CLOSE TO EITHER ONE OF THOSE . . . GOD IS RIGHT WITH MY ABORTION, MAYBE WITH HER ADULTERY, AND IF THE ABORTION WAS SO WRONG, LEGAL AND ALL, AND A FORGIVABLE SIN EVEN IN MORMON TERMS, IF I AM SO BAD, WHY WOULD RACHEL WANT TO BE ME? FAME, POWER, NEW LIFE, SECOND CHANCE, ELITISM, PROFESSIONAL, STATUS, MONEY, ADMIRED AND ADORED BY ALL MY FANS, MAYBE EVEN HAS A TALK SHOW ON MY WRITINGS? BOOK SALES ON MY EMAILS? LOVE RACHEL FOR RACHEL, NOT FOR BEING ME, OR IN PAYBACK, FOR WHAT INJURIES YOU THINK I HAVE DONE TO THE FUCKING COPS, OR FOR THE ABORTION, RACHEL IS SO WILLING TO TAKE CREDIT FOR? AT LEAST BE CONSISTENT . . . CHARGE THE HANG, TAKE YOUR FUCKING DICKS OUT OF THE EQUATION, AND GIVE JUSTICE A TRY . . . DOING THE RIGHT THING, IS ALWAYS, DOING THE RIGHT THING! MORMONS DEAL IN THE EXCEPTIONS AND SO DO COPS, BAD COMBO! ON THAT NOTE, GO REPENT AND GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, I HAVE TONS MORE TO GIVE THE WORLD, AND LET RACHEL, START AT THE BOTTOM JUST LIKE I DID, CLAWING AND SCRATCHING HER WAY TO THE TOP, JUST LIKE I DID AND STILL DO, WITH THE MOST POPULAR BLOG IN THE HSITORY OF THE INTERNET, THE NEW FRONTIER . . . LET HER STAND ON HER OWN MERITS, SHELLEY TOO, KAY BABY, SUE, MARCIE, TIFFANY, RACHEL AND ALL, THE REST OF THE CHICKS IT TOOK FOR YOU TO MAKE UP "RICK'S TRAIL MIX" OF WHIZKIDS . . .THE SECRIST FAMILY IS A "BRANCH ABOVE THE REST" SO GO FOR THE BEST! HAVE A GREAT SUNDAY AND MEMORIAL DAY . . . AND DON'T KILL YOUR SISTER OR YOUR CHILD! I LOVE MINE, BUT YOUR SHITS HAVE MADE IT TOUGH ON ME AND THEM, FIRST POISONING ME, THEN TAKING AWAY MY HOMES AND GATHERING PLACES FOR MY FAMILY, THEN TAKING ALL THE MONEY, CARS, ETC. AND TRYING TO KILL ME! SHIT, IT SHOWS THE CHARACTER OF MY CHILDREN AND THE NATURE OF OUR RELATIONSHIP . . . ARE YOU DEEP ENOUGH TO SEE THAT? PUT RACHEL AND SHELLEY ON THE STREETS, SEE HOW LONG THEIR CHILDREN STICK AROUND? MATERIALISTIC BRATZ! GOOD LUCK . . . GET IT RIGHT, JUSTICE IS CALLING! SCREAMING, YELLING AND BEGGING!