Friday, January 22, 2016

LOVE SCAM. LOVE BAIT. BEAR CAT. KILLER MEET HER. TAKING CHANCES . . . LEAVING MISSOULA, MOVING TO WOODSBAY RESORT, BIGFORK, MONTANA! WOO WHOO! FUN, FUN, FUN . . . MY MALE ROOMMATE, HAS A SEXY VOICE, SOUNDS ACCOMMODATING, COOL, EVEN ASKED ME WHAT COLOR, I WANTED THE WALLS PAINTED: GREEN OR YELLOW. AND IN TYPICAL MALE FASHION, WHEN I TOLD HIM, I THOUGHT YELLOW WOULD LOOK BETTER, BRIGHTER, HE SAID, HE WAS GOING TO PAINT IT GREEN! LOL! SO WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ASKING? LOL! I GUESS, IT WAS JUST A FORMALITY. HOPEFULLY, HE DOESN'T READ MY BLOG, SO I CAN WRITE, ROOMMATE SHIT! WHO KNOWS, I THINK WITH A MALE ROOMMATE, IT WILL MOTIVATE ME TO GET IN SHAPE FASTER! 6 MONTHS 'TIL SWIMSUIT WEATHER, AS IF I WOULD EVER WEAR ONE AROUND HIM ANYWAY . . . LESSER WAYS TO MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF! THE FLATHEAD LAKE IS SO, FUCKING BEAUTIFUL, FUN LITTLE AREA, ATE DINNER AT THE MARINA GRILL, A FEW MONTHS AGO, WHEN SAM FARMER, GAVE ME A TOUR OF THE AREA, TAKING ME TO THE COOLEST BAR AND GRILL, I THINK, CALLED "SAM'S PLACE" . . . OR, THERE IS A SIGN, AS YOU LEAVE THE ENCLOSED STAGE, HOPEFULLY, BRINGING IN ROCKIN' BANDS. I HOPE THIS GUY LIKES TO DANCE? NEW ERA. I TOYED WITH THE IDEA OF BEING A "BLANK SLATE" OR LA TABULA ROSA MEANING, JUST THAT, HAVING NOTHING ON THE TABLE, NO PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS OR IDEAS ABOUT A PERSON, NOT SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM, GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY STUFF, OR HE WILL CHANGE HIS MIND, AND RENT TO A LESS THREATENING AND MENACING FEMALE,WHICH HE MAY WANT TO ANYWAY. I TOLD HIM, LET'S JUST GIVE IT A TRY, SEE WHAT HAPPENS? AS LONG AS HE IS FUN, THAT WILL BE GREAT! I USED TO WALK THE SWAN RIVER TRAIL, AND THAT WHOLE FUCKING AREA, IS GORGEOUS . . . DOWNTOWN BIGFORK IS CUTE, QUAINT, WITH SOME FUN LOOKING SHOPS, THAT EVEN DRAW THE ATTENTION OF THIS, TOTAL, NON-SHOPPER . . . FUN, SWISS INN WHEN YOU COME TO TOWN, WANT TO GET INVOLVED POLITICALLY, DRAG MY ROOMMATE WITH ME, IF HE IS SO INCLINED, AND OVERALL, I AM VERY EXCITED TO GO, TRY SOMETHING NEW, HAVE TO DEAL WITH SOMEONE, WHICH IS NOT A PROBLEM, GENERALLY . . . SO, TIME TO STAY AWAY FROM MCDONALD'S AND DIET COKE, GET OUT, WALK THE LAKE, MAYBE WRITE A BOOK? EXERCISE AT HOME, GET A SCHEDULE, THAT I HAVE NOT HAD FOR YEARS . . . LOVE THE AREA . . . LOVE LIFE, AND UNLESS HE IS SOME PSYCHOPATH, OR SERIAL KILLER, AND EVEN THOSE, HAD A HARD TIME NOT LIKING ME, WE SHOULD GET ALONG FINE! I THINK I HAVE TO WALK, 5 MILES TO TOWN, SO, I WILL HAVE TO ACTUALLY COOK AT HOME, OR STARVE, WHICH WILL FORCE ME TO EAT BETTER DUE TO PLANNING AND CIRCUMSTANCES. HOPEFULLY, HE KNOWS HOW TO COOK A BIT, OR DOESN'T EXPECT ME TO . . . PROBABLY NOT, BUT THIS PSYCHIC VAMPIRE, UP FOR TWO NIGHTS STRAIGHT, THROUGH QUANTUM PHYSICS AND UNSEEN CONNECTORS, TENDS TO GRAVITATE TO MEN WHO LIKE TO COOK . . . HELL, I LOVE TO DO YARD WORK--MIGHT BE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN, OR HELL, BUT FUN TRYING TO REACH HEAVEN, SINCE WE ARE ALREADY LIVING IN IT! THE FLATHEAD IS BEAUTIFUL IN EVERY SEASON, WINTER, SPRING, SUMMER, FALL, ESPECIALLY FALL! DAN THE MAN, HERE I COME, READY OR NOT! TOO MUCH TO HOPE FOR A VALENTINE, FOR ONCE . . . GENERALLY NOT ON MY LIST OF THINGS TO DO! LOL! I CAN MAKE YOU FAMOUS BABY! ANYWAY, SHOULD BE INTERESTING, WILL KEEP YOU POSTED, ALL YOU BOYS AT POST, THAT PROBABLY HAVE THE PLACE WIRED ALREADY! LOL! TIME FOR A CHANGE, SOME FUN, SOME GOOD CONVERSATION, BUT THAT WOULD LEAD TO REVELATION, THE BLANK SLATE, FILLED FAST. I COULD ASSUME A SISTER'S I.D., AND LIFE, BUT THEY ARE ALL TOO BORING, AND GIVEN MY HISTORY, I WOULD GET STUCK BEING THEM, AND THEM ME . . . NO THANKS. I JUST SAW AN AUSTRALIAN TV PROGRAM, CALLED "INSIGHT" AND THERE WAS THIS EPISODE CALLED, TWO FOR ONE, ON IDENTICAL TWINS, LIKE, I AM 7 FUCKING YEARS OLDER AND WE COULD NOT BE, MORE DIFFERENT, BUT THE COPS WANT HER TO BE ME, MY OLD LOVERS AND BOYFRIENDS, HUSBANDS AND SUCH, WOULD PREFER, NOW THAT I AM FAT OR A BIT FLUFFY, SO BE ACCUSED OF BEING ABUSED BY HER, NOT ME . . . A BOOB THING I GUESS! BUT, I AM MUCH, MUCH, MORE INTERESTING AND PRETTIER, WHEN THIN, AND EVERYBODY, THINKS I AM YOUNGER, WHICH I LOVE! GOVERNMENT IS FUCKING WITH MY TYPING RIGHT NOW, BUT, THEY TOOK 10 YEARS OF MY LIFE, AND I AM GOING TO TAKE 25 BACK! I FEEL YOUNGER THAN MY KIDS! LOL! I AM TOTALLY IRRESPONSIBLE, AND CAN AFFORD TO BE, SINCE THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE! BACK TO THE FLATHEAD VALLEY, SECOND CHANCES! MAYBE DAN, WILL WANT TO GO DANCING AT THE BLUE MOON COWBOY SALOON! KISSSSSSSSSESSSSSSS!

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