PUPPET ASSASSINS--DANGEROUS LIASONS! THE PUPPET MASTER, DIALS A DEATH! MASTER/SLAVE RELATIONSHIPS . . . MEN WHO NEED TO CONTROL EVERY ASPECT OF A WOMAN'S LIFE; WOMEN WHO SURRENDER THEIR WILL TO A BRUTISH MAN--SHE NEEDS A MAN TO TELL HER WHAT TO DO . . . SOME FIND THE PERFECT MONSTERS! SOME WOMEN ARE TAUGHT THAT THEY NEED A MAN--IN THE MORMON CHURCH, YOU NEED A MAN TO GET INTO THE HIGHEST DEGREE OF THE CELESTIAL KINGDOM, TO BECOME A GOD AND GODDESS. THESE MEN ARE NOT ATTRACTED TO STRONG WOMEN . . . BUT THERE IS A NEED TO TRY TO CONTROL THEM, DOMINATE THEM, AND USE OTHER WEAKER WOMEN, AS PUPPETS ON A STRING, DOING THEIR BIDDING, TO HURT THE STRONGER WOMAN . . . OR BETTER YET, MAKING THE STRONG WOMEN DISAPPEAR, BY INCORPORATING HER LIFE AND HISTORY, INTO THE EXPANSION WOMEN'S LIVES . . . ANNIHILATE THE WILLFUL WOMEN WHO DOESN'T NEED A MAN, DISPERSE HER HOLDINGS, ASSETS, TRAITS, LIFE, RESUME, CAREER, CHILDREN, GRAND CHILDREN, AND DIVIDE IT UP TO THE WOMEN WHO NEED THESE MEN, MAKING THEM EVEN MORE BRUTISH AND CRUEL, THAN THESE MONSTERS ALREADY ARE!!!!!! FINDING MR. WRONG . . . SYMBOLIC NAMES IN "DEADLY WOMEN" EPISODES--DEE WARRICK, CHRISTINE WORMUTH OR WORM MOUTH, BOYD HARTWIG . . . HUMBLE CHURCH MICE WOMEN, TEAMED WITH WARRIOR MEN, USING WIGS TO APPEAR TO BE ME! I AM A LEGAL FICTION, AND THEY HAVE BECOME PARTS OF THE WHOLE ME, ALL WEARING MY TITLES, NAMES, EVEN THAT OF MOTHER, MOTHER-IN-LAW, WHEN UNSUSPECTING FAMILY MEMBERS HAVE BECOME PART OF THE POWER, CONTROL AND ABUSE OF THE LESS COMPLIANT WOMEN, WHO DOESN'T NEED A MAN FOR ANYTHING. IN FACT, MANY MEN, USING NATURE, ANIMALS, AS AN EXCUSE FOR POLYGAMY AND MULTIPLE MATING PARTNERS, WILL BE SAD TO FIND OUT THAT IN THE "MISSOULIAN" NEWSPAPER, JUST THIS MORNING, 9/17/15, THERE IS AN ARTICLE OF A SNAKE IN CAPTIVITY FOR 8 YEARS, WHO HAS JUST GIVEN BIRTH TO HER SECOND PREGNANCY WITHOUT ANY MALE SNAKE CONTACT . . . THERE IS SOME WAY, THAT PARTICULAR CELLS START DIVIDING WITH THEMSELVES, AND THOSE CELLS DIVIDING SOMEHOW, START MAKING NEW LIFE, AND A NEW SNAKE BABY! LOL! TO SOME WOMEN, MEN HAVE ALMOST BECOME OBSOLETE! WHAT WAS THAT JOKE I SAW ON THE BATHROOM STALL DOOR, AT THE GREEN PIG PUB, APPROPRIATE NAME, THAT WENT, WHY DID GOD CREATE MEN . . . BECAUSE A VIBRATOR CAN'T MOW THE LAWN! AND TODAY, FRENCH SCIENTISTS CAME UP WITH A NEW THING TO HELP WITH INFERTILITY! NO WONDER THEY HATE ME! LOL! TWO SHERIFFS CAME TO THE EVERGREEN SHUTTLE STOP, BEING WARNED BY SAM FARMER, WHOM I TOLD, THAT I WAS ESCAPING KALISPELL, MONTANA, HAVING DITCHED OR BEEN PICKED UP BY THE BUS, IN THE NICK OF TIME, JUST AS THREE CITY COPS, PULLED INTO THE HOSPITAL PARKING LOT, WHERE I HAD EARLIER EATEN A YUMMY WAFFLE, BACON, SAUSAGE, AND HAD A DIET COKE, WHILE WATCHING, CANDICE DELONG, THE FBI PROFILER, WHO IS THE MC AND BRAINS BEHIND THE ANALYSIS OF "DEADLY WOMEN" . . . THE KIND, THAT I HAVE BEEN DEALING WITH FOR YEARS, IN THE SLAVE/MASTER RELATIONSHIPS, WITH SUPER COOPERATORS, WOMEN, WHO WILL DO WHATEVER THESE POWERFUL MEN TELL THEM TO DO . . . INCLUDING POLYGAMY! YUCK, I CAN'T FIND ONE MAN WHO SATISFIES ME!!! LOL! THAT PISSES THESE GUYS OFF TO NO END! GET A LIFE WOMEN!!!!! HOW DO YOU BECOME A LEGEND? BEAT A LEGEND! FAMED ATTORNEY, WYOMING COWBOY, GERRY SPENCE, JACKSON HOLE, IN HIS BOOK, "HOW TO WIN AN ARGUMENT EVERY TIME", SAID, THE PROBLEM WITH BEING THE BEST, IS THAT EVERY OTHER YOUNG ATTORNEY IS GUNNING FOR YOU! I WAS LISTED AS #2, AFTER SPENCE, JUST ONE YEAR AFTER DOING TRIAL WORK! I'M NOT GUNNING FOR THE COWBOY, I DIG COWBOYS! THERE IN LAYS THE PROBLEM . . . THESE BITCHES, WANT TO MAKE ME DISAPPEAR, BECAUSE, EVEN THOUGH, SOME OF THEM, ONE OF THE ATTORNEYS, KAY, BURNASS, STARTED 10 TO 15 YEARS BEFORE ME, SHE IS A DIRT BAG, AMBULANCE CHASER . . . MONEY CHANGER . . . I STAND AT THE PINNACLE OF THE TEMPLE, BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK . . . HIGHEST LAW IN THE LAND, SUPREME LAW OF THE LAND . . . CAN'T TOP IT! DIG? GET IT

Tiffany Lynn "Goldsmith" Southwick Harris . . . Dream?

You see, as I lose weight, and look 10 years to 20 years, younger, than the older Southwick hags, I have now been doubled with Tiffany, my sister who is 14 years my junior . . . NICE!  I dig the way this is going! Tiffany is actually, closer to my height, and probably my age now, if not psychologically older, she is the mother of 6 children!  Scream, but I am sure, she is now, according to my Intel Man, God, looking at the credits at the end of a Grand Funk Railroad song, I don't need a whole lot of money, don't need a big car . . . that's on, right now, but the credits on a song, was at the end of the Funk's, Footstompin' Music, the end of a 50+ song mix, I listened to, while I was writing this blog . . . I came back, after the credits, and I remembered the dream I had last night . . . very strange, short, and plain, in its message!  In the dream, Tiffany, and I were talking, and she had indicated that, yes, she was into polygamy, but it was not the style of say, Warren Jeffs, who leads the polygs in Hildale and Colorado City, who just had 16 people washed away in a raging, Monsoon, freak rain storm, and as in the article today in the newspaper, the leaders of the sect, will not allow the town to honor these people who died in the flood, just some low key, recognition, by some who dared, take notice of the sisters, and a kid, who died from a particular family . . . interesting, symbolic name, Josephine Jessop . . . my father used to call me Josephine, but the last name, would indicate, the Shelley version of me, since her oldest son, Jesse, would show, that the name is now, connected to Jesse, or his mother, who is playing me, or Josephine, as my father would now, attribute to big sis, by 13 months, Shelley.  (I am writing this blog . . . I don't brag about Shelley, she can do that on her own time!)

The producer of the Funk song, indicating, El's band's concerts, was Lynn Goldsmith . . . after I left Brett, right at the time that GOD'S REVOLVER, Little Black Horse, CD, was coming out, and Brett was doing Shelley, I referred to them as Mr. and Mrs. Smith . . . so Goldsmith, also a professor of mine, at BYU, in criminal law, and international law, on the Warren Commission who investigated the Kennedy assassination, and was one of the U.S. assistant attorney generals, who was involved in the John Goitti, mob investigations and prosecutions!  MOB, MOB, MOB!  

Damn, my Intel Man, GOD, is GOOD!!!!!  Very informative!!!!!!! (P.S., just posted again . . . God sent a truck with a RED shell, symbolic of Shelley, being the famed one, writing this . . . NO, just little old me!  Better insert a pic . . . NO MAKE UP, Was going swimming . . . bad face day, but better than a bad life, like Shelley!  LOL!  BREAK CAFE' IN BACKGROUND!

But, Tiffany, was just like explaining to me, how this open polygamy thing worked, and telling me about this guy, and the dream was in a desert setting, much like surrounds, St. George, Utah, where I used to live, and where Tiffany lives with David, her first husband, and I am not sure who, her new spiritual husband would be?  Hey, this crew, are swingers, wife and husband swapping, free sex, but, within a marital context, making it okay to commit, ah, yeah, Adultery!!!!!!  SHHHHHH, the Mo's don't want to admit to that, so the "spiritual spouse" is the cover for the SIN!!!!!!  But, it was a very interesting dream, at least Tiffany was letting me know that they were not sexist and if a woman found another man, she like, she was also free to partake of sex with him . . . so much for the  limits, controls, and perimeters God, puts on the marriage bed, which is completely open, to the couple who is married, but he sees, polygamy as an abomination to God . . . and the New Testament, said that a bishop, was to be the husband of ONE WIFE!!!!  But, hey, Mormons don't believe in the Bible, and yes, Christians are right, they are not Christians, or they would follow that admonition!  And the abomination, comes from the Book of Mormon, Jacob 2 . . . God hears the cries of the women and children, rising up, because of the wickedness of the men, who are taking additional wives!!!!!!  Dream on MO's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Mormons want to deal in the EXCEPTIONS, rather than the general RULES!!!!!!!!  Not the way it works, and Lt. Gov., Something J. Cox, again, that connection with me, J., and living at Cox Landing in St. George, being friends with Rita Cox, before all this shit started with the family . . . yeah, stealing MY SON'S MUSIC!!!!!

Tiffany's kids are: (1) Glenn--on a Mo mission; (2) Jennifer; (3) Jessie; (4) Bridgette; (5) Jedediah; and (6) Lucy Harris . . . No, Elliot T. Secrist, vocalist and guitarist for The DITCH and the DELTA!  Sorry Tiff, get a new man, not my men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Am The Type of Women, Men LOVE To HATE!

Top government agencies, got news of me, starting in 1997, a new female attorney, who just kicked the shit out of cop and prosecutors' legislation, taking away their cash cows, surplus sales, boy toy money, D.A.R.E. Programs, and hot stolen vehicles, now with those letters on the sides, and used in school presentations, and made the cops, look, not only to the legislature, but to the public at large, as having their hands in the cookie jar, with violated constitutional rights, but filled with monetary incentives to cop shops, the prosecutors, cities, and judges, who also benefited from the illegals and unconstitutional money and property grabs, that went undetected for at least 10 years, until the Utah Attorney General, assigned me to a judicial committee meeting and hearing on asset forfeiture, later being challenged and questioned for complimenting a new rookie cop, for having the guts, to say as a personal witness, that cops violate the 4th amendment to the U.S. Constitution, on a continued basis!  

Little did this little, mom of 40, turned attorney, know, that within minutes of complimenting the young man, knowing the two men, lobbyists, for the sheriffs and police associations, working in conjunction with the prosecutors, and judges, associations, that I had sat in meetings with, over the year or so before, that I had worked as staff attorney, for the Utah Prosecution Council, Criminal Enforcement Division, Utah Attorney Generals Office, and being fully aware of what might be the fate of this young, constitutionally minded rookie, about to get his gun and badge taken by more powerful leaders in the organization taken away, that I too, would lay my oath and affirmation, to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution on the line, and challenge, these same men, whom I had sat not months earlier in meetings with.  Remembering, a case that I had briefed and put in the Utah Prosecutors, a monthly newsletter, that I prepared for over 350 assistant attorneys, and prosecutors, under the direction of elected county attorneys, and appointed city attorneys, always being shocked that a man, entrapped, for that was the outcome of the courts, into buying $400 worth of marijuana, in a wired buy, being watched by the cops, who were willing to drop the charges against the alleged, small fish, getting the alleged bigger fish, the alleged dealer, who turned the offer down, multiple times, only to purchase, as a plea based on friendship, having his $110,000 home seized by cops!  NO, FUCK NO!!!!!!!

I have been on the NSA, TO WATCH LIST, for almost 20 years, if I wasn't already on that list, going back to getting the highest grade in my constitutional law class of 180 law students, being asked personally by the professor to be his research and writing assistant.  And here we are, almost 20 years after that fateful, yet, proudest moment of my life, day, that I stood in the Utah State Capitol, in the Rotunda, breaking into a circle of giants, not only physically, but professionally, and telling them, that, I was fighting them on this piece of legislation, seeing it violated, due process and other constitutional rights, but I would do in on my own time!  I have built my career on men underestimating my abilities . . . don't think they do anymore, but they just try to nullify them, by redirecting my writings, giving credit to other females, generally the ones who need them, the ones that the men are fucking, and then there are dangerous liasons, between the masters, the men of course, and the slaves, the women who think they can't succeed without the men . . . sure, they are going to have one hell of a time catching my level of expertise, after spending their time at spas, playing cards, and traveling with their husbands around the world, while my ass was sitting in law school, taking the bar exam, or practicing law . . . playing catch up, is just not going to happen!!!!  LOL!  This is where the men come in . . . still not going to help, but a systemic abuse by thousands, using power, control, and influence, does, at times put a crimp in my plans for them!  LOL!

Devil's Teeth Rapid . . . Rise and Shine, Missoula Cop Shops . . . I'm Back!

LOL!  The song, after by break to refresh my Diet Coke cravings, is Born to be WILD!  Do you think! Really, looking for adventure, in whatever comes our way!  We were born, born, born to be wild, we can climb so high, I never want to die!  Now, do I look like the type of women, who would tolerate, being tied up to a pole, having some man, throw grapefruit at me, or who jumps, when the man says, if you just obey me, I will get you out of this . . . why in the fuck should I follow you, look at my credentials:

RESUME OF JOANN S. SECRIST, J.D.

Constitutional Law Attorney

406.309.0011

jobessco.aka.joann.s.secrist@gmail.com

PROFESSIONAL LICENSES:  Former Utah State Bar Association, U.S. Federal District Court of the District of Utah Bar, and current 10th Circuit Court of Appeals, and United States Supreme Court Bar, Utah Secondary Teaching Certificate

EDUCATION:  B.S., English/Communications/Teaching, Weber State University, 1986; Juris Doctorate, J. Reuben Clark Law School, Brigham Young University

EMPLOYMENT & EXPERIENCE:  Former staff attorney, Utah Prosecution Council, Criminal Enforcement Division, Utah Attorney General’s Office; assistant attorney general, administration, Utah Attorney General’s Office, over three statewide programs: constituent service, victim assistance and community programs, 13 staff and 1800 volunteers; assistant attorney general, Driver License and Health Divisions, Utah Attorney General’s Office; staff attorney, Utah Division of Aging, state of Utah; general counsel, Utah Medical Association; Louisell Intern, Americans United for Life, Chicago, Illinois; high school teacher, graphic artist, state of Utah; teaching, substitute teaching, landscaping, housekeeping,  and waitressing (high school & college employment)

UNIVERSITY ADJUNCT & PROFESSOR EMPLOYMENT & EXPERIENCE:  adjunct professor of argumentation and research, English Department, Utah Valley University (4 yrs); professor of family law, Family Studies Department, Brigham Young University; and family law professor, Family & Consumer Studies Department, University of Utah (7 yrs combined); director of satellite tutoring in the dorms, Weber State University

TEACHING & LEGAL WRITING EXPERIENCE:  two years legal writing instructor for small sections torts, research assistant: tort, water law, weather modification, family law and constitutional law.  Published 8 articles on GoArticles, and Bad Ass Con Law Chick Blog, 155 million hit on Google

PROFESSIONAL PUBLICATIONS:  DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 101: A User Friendly Manual for Prosecutors & Law Enforcement on Domestic Violence & Sexual Assault, award for national model, under the Violence Against Women Act, given in Washington, D.C., by President Clinton, graphic being used and adapted for Human Body Trafficking, by Department of Justice and states attorney generals; POWERS & DUTIES OF COUNTY ATTORNEYS, a training manual for newly elected and current county attorneys in Utah; A HOLISTIC APPROACH TO DOMESTIC VIOLENCE FOR HEALTH CARE PROVIDERS, published in the University of Utah Medical School, Annual Review; 8 articles published on GoArticles, various political comments

PERSONAL INTERESTS & FAMILY:  politics, writing, public speaking, hiking, camping, golfing.  Widow, I Corp. Marine; 4 children: oldest daughter, Intelligence, U.S. Navy, Navy Hall of Fame, master degree, natural resource management, married, Navy SEAL, 3 children; second daughter, Air Force, military linguist, Spanish, #1 in class, almost masters degree, International Relations, married, Army, linguist in Arabic, 2 children; oldest son, manager for national computer company, cover 300 magazines, newspapers, and professional journals, create files for movie stars, politicians and companies, wife too, 1 child; and youngest son, student at U of U, rock star, 3 CD deal with Sony, subsidiary, Translation Lost, accepted Berkeley School of Music, Boston, waiter, Blue Plate, SLC, Utah.

Come on boys, which one if you cops are going to take me on, without the thousands of cops of all flavors backing you? I know you want to take all my property, I just made a typo, with an "e", my symbol for my son, Elliot . . . yeah, I can see that my sons would be the only ones tough enough to take me on . . . that is because, they were trained by the best, raised by the best, and educated by the best, ME! LOL! There is always some type of competition between a mother and her children, and rightly so, I made them that way, created a life, that was not too comfy, and not too tough, and that has made all the difference! You were created by ME!!!!

GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT, DARLINGS! LOL! KISSES AND HUGS! AMP UP YOUR GAME! YOUR DEALING WITH YOUR LEGEND MAMA! FAKES NEED TO KISS YOUR ASSES! YOU WILL CONTROL THEM, NOT ME! LOL! LOVE YA, MADE YOU, KNOW YOUR GAME! WINK, SMILE, HUGS, KISSES!!!!! PROUD MA, BRAGGING RIGHTS!

The NSA, Small as they are, are now controlling my font size . . . babies, chicken shits, losers!!!! POOR, Dangerous, Deadly Baby Kay . . . Doesn't Get the Cool Boys, She Gets Her OWN shit! LOL!

Give me back my fucking font and computer control!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

NSA is playing their little shit games, so I can't finish this blog . . . give them a call by the fucking thousands, if not MILIONS, this is AMERICA, I HAVE MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS TO FEE SPEECH! Not one bit of this is unconstitutional . . . YOU ARE THE TERRORISTS!!!!!!!!!!!

You guys picked a loser queen . . . one of the dangerous liasons, in the DEADLY Women series, had a murder that took place in Queensland, Australia, but, blame the NSA if you don't get to hear about my little ILLUMINATI friends, and her conversation with me this morning, TOO BAD, SO SAD, NO LESSONS TODAY!

Just one more thought, these m e, monsters, in my book, controlling, can't have me, because I don't need them, so they take inferior women, weaker women, mousy women, ones who want to be controlled, manipulated by you, they dig abuse, and NO, THEY ARE NOT ME . . . I am sitting here at the Break Cafe' Expresso, at the top of Higgins Street, Missoula, Montana, and have been here since, 5:30 A.M., with a cop, parked down the street, watching me, having been called, I am sure, by the staff at the Poverello Palace, where me and Kassy, probably not her real name, but the Illuminati chick, stopped to see if there was any fresh fruit, since I can't get back in the Pov. until the 23rd, on some game, I need to follow, but hey, I am a gamer too, so I can't fault them for putting persons over policies, when it makes sense and one of their staff told me, that I could come back on the 17th, so I relied on that . . .whatever, they are hoping if I am on the street they can accomplish two purposes: (1) make me waste the little money I have on a hotel room; or (2) they can kill me before I get in the system, or many people know I am in town . . . defeating the purpose for the $5 million building, whom you would think, any red blooded American, male, other than the males, that want me dead and the ones afraid to oppose them, would be more worried about rape, murder, assaults, but not these guys, that is precisely what the mob, Mo's, MIB, and Illuminati, with the CIA, in bed with all of them, want! But, I am tough!

YOU LOSS, DON'T GET TO HEAR COOL STORIES AND CONVERSATIONS . . . THAT IS WHY I AM SMARTER THEN YOURSELVES . . . I DIG LEARNING! THIS CHICK ASKED ME IF I WAS AFRAID OF HER, AS A 33 DEGREE MASON and MEMBER OF THE ILLUMINATI, and ONE OF THEIR SEX SLAVES, SINCE SHE WAS 19! NO, YOUR MY FRIEND, AND I HAVE NO REASON TO FEAR HER!

IS THERE SOMETHING YOU NEED TO RELAY TO ME? FROM SHELLEY? THE MOB?

LOL!

GUESS I WILL GO SWIMMING!!!!! ANOTHER HIT, YOU SAY! FUCK YOU!