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THE CASE OF THE KINKY VALENTINE'S GIFTS
I swear, through some magical power, or serendipity, I end up seeing just the right free movies, on YouTube, ID Network, this time, that leads me to write about, a particular subject, this time about sex, and a very fun, sexy, dangerous part of it, when fun goes too far, and involves other people, city resources, and cops! But still so funny. Okay, so this couple had been seeing each other for about a year. They had actually met at some kinky club in Portland, that was into that kind of sex, and not particularly with anyone you knew. But, monogamy happened the second their lips touched, and that was it. The woman, who had never experienced this type of relationship, was actually enamoured with being dominated by her boyfriend, and they played fantasy games all the time. But this particular Valentine's Day, he had a fun day planned for this dominatrix and came into the bathroom, while she was putting on her make-up, and with a pillowcase over his head, and an air gun in his hand, he took her to the hallway, and told her to take off all her clothes . . . she still had a black bra and underwear on. He took her, put her in the back seat of their car, duct taped her mouth, and put, what are those things called, the little, plastic things you use to close your garbage sack or bags with, and tied her hands and feet together, laying her outright on the back seat of the car.
Then he proceeded to drive around the city, picking up Valentine's Day presents he had previously picked out, and paid for, but he was doing it in a harsh and abusive fashion. He would get a large pick stuffed teddy bear, from some street vendor, and when he threw it on top of his girlfriend, telling her to stay still, and be quiet, the clerk, yelled, hey what are you doing to her? He said, in a hurry to get to the next gift shop, don't worry about it! And rushed away in his car. The clerk did worry about it, and called the cops on him, stating that she thought there was a kidnapping in progress and who knows what comes next. The police took it serious, and had 4 squad cars out looking for him, and one helicopter! LOL! He had no idea that this was going on, and was just going about his business, shop to shop, dominating his helpless girlfriend, dropping presents on her half naked body. He got a dozen long stem roses, and yelled as he threw them on top of her! LOL! She said, she had the rush and turn on of the adventure, but really didn't know what was going on, so a mixed bag of trix, was also causing her some concern, as to where and what he was up to!
Finally, he gets pulled over by one cop car, and then three other's block him in, and the helicopter is hovering over head! The cop ordered the man out of the car, and then he took the tape off the girlfriend's mouth, and she just looked at him a bit embarrassed, Happy Valentine's Officer . . . and in true cop fashion, he did not find this incident very funny! But I do! LOL! The cops were pissed, and they were not going to let these guys off so easy. So, the cop, not smiling and in a sarcastic tone, said, after hand-cuffing both of them--Since it is Valentine's Day, I will let you ride in the back of my cop car together! They were cited with disorderly conduct, misusing the cities resources, and alarming the public! They were both ordered to do as much time as, the officers spent looking for them. They showed both of them laughing, while they were out with bright orange city works vests, picking up garbage! She said, that the combination, of the thrill, but the scare was unforgetable, and she doesn't even regret, getting arrested; so funny, that she laughs, years later and finds it as funny today as the day it happened! LOL!
THE PREACHER'S DAUGHTER, TOO HOT TO HANDLE FOR AN EX-CON!
The young lady in this episode, was a rather large, sexy, beautiful college student, who had lived a very sheltered life, as a small town, U.S.A., preacher's daughter. She went away to the city, to college, and really wanted to taste, try, feel the world, and see what she was and had been missing. She and her friends, got into drinking and partying big time. But, sexaully, she was still a bit innocent, so when she was walking down the street one day, and she catches the eye of this black stud, leaning up against the wall, smiling at her, she takes note of the muscular build, bright white teeth, and he seems as attracted to her as she is to him--gotta love those black dudes, they just love women, all sizes all shapes! He gets her phone number, they get together and have great sex, he meets all her fantasies, and desires, and she digs this bad boy, big time. But, after they have sex, she notices his ankle monitor. He tells her what he did time for, and she simply dismisses it . . . amazing what sexual partners will overlook! LOL!
So, she is happy as happy with her man, but when she introduces, her friends to him, they are not so sure, and they think that he is controlling her, and notice, what they think are signs of isolation, that might lead to abuse, because he always want to be with her. Every month, the preacher's daughter, these two other friends, sponsored crazy parties at their apartments, and invited friends. They would wear wigs and role play, just college, stupid, fun stuff. As one of these parties started, the ex-con, called her and wanted her to be with him that night. She was torn between her friends who were giving her dirty looks and saying that she needed to stay at the party. Eventually, after the party started, the preacher's kids, gives the friends and party a slip, and ditches out to be with boyfriend. They have hot sex, and afterwards, boyfriends is asleep and worn out, when her friend's call her, and she is whispering, so she doesn't wake him up, like her friends just woke her up.
Suspicious Girlfriends Call the COPS!
They keep asking her why she is whispering, and she just keeps trying to get rid of them on the phone, being tired and sleepy herself. They take this, that she is being held against her will, and call the cops, telling them, that this guy is an ex-con, and they are sure that something bad is happening. This is starting to make me more sensitive to the cops! LOL! So, they go sneaking up the apartment stairwell, SWAT style, ready for action, and yell, to the couple to open the door! They had gone back to sleep, so this was a rude awakening, and the cops, when there was not an immediate response, kicked the door open, guns drawn! The boyfriend, jumped up, shocked and pissed, having done nothing wrong, and worried about the ankle monitor, and probation and parole violations, so he was yelling, what did I do wrong? The preacher's daughter, wakes up with all this excitement going on, and she wonders what in the hell the cops are doing in her apartment, at that time of the night! LOL!
When the cops, ask her is she is okay, she says, Yeah, that is my baby, what are you doing? They realise that nothing is going on, worth their time, give each other a look, like, let's get the hell out of here. So, nothing happens and the cops leave. About a week, later, boyfriend is taking the preacher's daughter to his friends house, they arrive early and there is nobody home. So, he decides, to do something fun, romantic, and out of the ordinary. He grabs her hand, while she is laughing and takes her up to the roof of the building, strips off his shirt, thinking nobody is watching, gently lays her down, clothes on and all, but he is between her legs, holding her hands down, while he is kissing and loving her. Some nosey lady, in what looks like a high rise office building, calls the cops, again, thinking there is a rape or something funny going on, at the building next door, on the roof, a rape or something in the progress. They are just playing around, laughing, having a great time, killing a few minutes, waiting for the friend! Been there done that, a million times! LOL!
Preacher's Daughter Too Hot to Handle for this Ex-Con, 2 Close Calls with the COPS! LOL!
The cops show up, again, weapons drawn, and ready for anything to happen . . . and the poor boyfriend, shirtless, is saying, come on, what is going on. The cops order him off the top of her, and she is shocked too, but totally enjoying every second of the sexual encounter and surprise, and wonders what the cops are doing up there too? They order her to stand up, to see if she is okay, and she is fine, totally dressed, heels and all, and they, the cops, realise what is going on, and just shake their heads, and leave, but order them off the roof, warning them that it will be trespassing next time. In true cop fashion. LOL! It is tough to get some sneak and peek time, kissing and hugging in the city, way easier on those back country roads! Fun, fun, fun! The ex-con is just shaking his head too, and thinking this chick is not worth this . . . she reports that after those two incidents, he never called her again, but she, smiling, said, she will never forget, her bad boy, loves him, and digs the fact that she had that experience! LOL! All in the fun girl fashion . . . life is for experiencing things, enjoy it!
My Brush With the Law In a Similar Story--Blindfolded! LOL!
I had been dating this nice, fifty-something guy, good straight, basically, Mormon guy, from LaVerkin, Utah, a retired railroad employee, amazing artist, and antique collector, handy-man, and a good catch, for someone, who is dying . . . this was early on, about 2002, the time I was predicted to die. He had plenty of money, and just wanted to get married and drive around the country, in a trailer, he already had, with me, and go to beautiful spots and paint scenery shots of the various states. I liked him, but wasn't sure about him. My family, thought it was a great idea, wanting me off their hands, and here was a responsible, willing man, who was more than willing to take me and travel, what could be better. However, the very fact that my family was pushing this guy on me, make me leery, that something foul, even way back then was in the works, so I was hesitant. I was very attracted to him, helped, or watched him building his own home, made out, in between breaks, and he said, his dick grew an inch, just knowing me! Fun, and we didn't have sex, just a ton of foreplay and kissing, especially, out in nature, we both loved it.
So, finally, he lays down the ultimatum, he wants to get married, and soon. I am not so sure and very uncommitted. So, finally he suggests that we head down to Las Vegas, and I can think about getting married on the way, and then we will do what we think, when we get there. I am always game for fun, and dinner, and going anywhere . . . that was really my motive, the marriage thing, nah! I didn't want to let him know that, so I played along. We cruised down through the gorge between St. George, Utah and Mesquite, and I started feeling creepy, about leading him down to Vegas under false intents, and with his high expectations, decided, not to go, we could go eat in St. George and I would tell him my concerns. He, being the gentleman, he was, turned around, and took me to dinner up there. He was just so nice, and I was attracted, not only to him, but the lifestyle he could give me, dying and such. So, again, I said, okay, let's go, I will marry you . . . again, about hitting the Arizona Strip, I changed my mind again. We turned back again!
Finally, he said, and I was really into my signs and symbols, back then, that is when it started, me and God, working out this system of communicating with each other, and I was actually trying to read the messages from on high, to make sure I was making the right decisions, and I was getting conflicting feelings; therefore, he suggested, that he blindfold me, and that I lay back in the seat, so I can't get any messages, and we can at least make it to Las Vegas, and then we can decide if we are going to get a wedding license. That sounded good. So, he blindfolded me, and laid the passenger's seat back, and I relaxed for the hour and a half trip. But, first, we had to go get some Diet Coke and snacks for the trip . . . Okay! He was willing to do anything, the fun side of not putting out, and making out, the guy is mere putty in your hands! LOL! Right as he gets out of the truck, and it was a smaller truck, good on gas, a cop pulls up--I could see him, looking in the truck, because I was peeking out of the side of the bandana he had put over my eyes. The cop did look puzzled, and a bit suspicious, but he was able to get a few more facts that his cohorts in the other two stories . . . my hands were not tied, nor were my feet, and I was alone in the truck, and the door was unlocked. I am sure, he wondered what the hell was going on, but, stood back and did some observations, and decided that I was not being kidnapped! But it was scary there for a minute, as the cop looked in the truck!
Blindfolded, He Did Get Me To Vegas, But That Was Only Half the Battle! LOL!
To make a long story short, we made it to Vegas, he drug me through the Clark County recorders office, with a ton of couples at midnight, lining up for wedding licenses--still a good public policy, if the groom can get the bride to the alter. As we got up to the counter, the clerk said, she doesn't look too willing to get married, are you sure you are okay with this, she asked? I didn't want to embarrass him, can't even remember his name now, oh, Fred, but I went along with it, and we left. Seeing I was still hesitent, he suggested we go through the drive-thru wedding. I told him, no, I would not feel married, if we just drove through and got married. That was the straw that broke this patient man's back, and he said, okay, then we are going home . . . he rarely called me again! DO YOU BLAME HIM? LOL!
Everyday is an adventure, roll with it. My second husband, before I would marry him, only agreeing after I had been diagnosed to die, said, when I was in may late, 30's, and we had dated for years, that I would be 46 years old and single . . . well, I have had a few husbands between him and them, and I still don't know if I feel, threatened by being alone, yet. I told him, back then, like forever ago, that if I was 72 and he was still alive at 80, and the last man on earth, I would get married . . . that is about, how much I dig being single and how much, I am not necessarily opposed to getting married, and this is more of a statement about, being happy, right now, just the way I am, but concerned that there are things worse than being single, and that is being unhappily married!
Compromises are necessary, whether in a loving relationship, or between world powers . . . each party gives up something and each party gets something, in a good compromise, which is political in and of itself, even in marriage. If someone is doing all the giving, and the other is doing all the taking or getting, something is wrong, that is not a good compromise, marriage, or loving relationships! The very word, marriage, means, a coming together, or a meeting of the minds, coming from two different backgrounds, countries, or sexes!
Why Do We Fall in Love So Easy; Even When It is Not Right? (Lady Gaga)
Relationships are about learning, they are not failures, even if they don't work out, they just help us to crystalize and learn who we are, what we like, what makes us happy, what floats our boat. Sure we make mistakes, but some of my boyfriends, and husbands, are my favorite mistakes! LOL! Do, I want them back, not necessarily, I believe, that you can never step in the same water, be in the same part of life again, things change, and if you don't work out them, you most likely will not work out, the next time. Some men are better memories, but oh, how sweet those memories are!
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