TIME TO TURN THE DIRT: U.S. ATTORNEY "PUR"DON, MIKE COTTER--SYMBOLIC MESSAGES, THROUGH NEWSPRINT; CIA CLOWNS: THE JUDGE, THE COWBOY, THE TAX EVADER! A HOUSE & $45,000 NEW TRUCK, NICE PAYMENT TO FUCK ME OVER! LET VIRTUE GARNISH YOUR THOUGHTS CONTINUOUSLY--BIBLE THOUGHT FOR TODAY--MINUS THE SWEAR WORDS, BUT IF THIS HAPPENED TO YOU, YOU WOULD SCREAM BLOODY MURDER TOO!

CIA, Paid Liars, Paid Actors, Pure Bull Shit

Note: bottom of the screen will advise--what is going on with this blog site, imitators and thieves--caught, red handed, again . . . LOL, for the real title, spell checked, and the rest of the story, check out the original site, that I always type on, while these guys, poach the material, see bad ass con law chick blog, not bad con law chick blog, the one that pops up, with the "ass" lightened to fool you!  Same author, get the unedited version, the right one . . . girls or boys checked out when I started to slam the assholes, stealing my good name and good reputation . . . 20 years of easy virtue!

NOW, THEY FUCKING REPLACED THIS ONE TWO WITH THE CHANGES, SO YOU COULDN'T COMPARE THE TWO--THE REAL AND THE FAKE, NOW THEY ARE BOTH FAKE!  THIS IS FUCKING BULL SHIT, ISN'T THERE ONE HONEST COP, AMONG THE CIA, FBI, NSA, SECRET SERVICE?  SORRY, HAD THEY ROPED AND STRAPPED DOWN--SO YOU KNOW WHO IS BEHIND THIS . . . THE MUCH LONGER VERSION, CHANGED TITLE, SPELL CHECKED I GONE!!  THIS IS HOW THEY GET AWAY WITH IT--THOUSANDS AGAINST ONE PERSON!!!!!

Last fall, I met a guy named, Michael Willis--you know, kind of like actor, Bruce Willis, who often plays a wild ass cop, like in the Die Hard, movie series, so the name was suspicious right off the bat.  Now in my 5 years of cloak & dagger life, being resurrected from the tomb, of government poisoning, aided identity theft, years of waiting to die, gaining over 100 pounds, then realizing I was not going to die, taking an obscure case, that nobody would touch, and turning it and myself into a civil rights superstar, only to have that honor, stolen, subverted, diluted, and substituted with government doubles, while I was allegedly dead, AGAIN!

This is not my first rodeo with federal agents, who have been a dime a dozen in the last 10 years, when they showed up on the scene, when I didn't die in the allotted two year period, with identity theft issues, with other women claiming my resume and numerous awards, accolades, and what not, so problems in river city--the real woman is back, now what--the typical government, James Bond affair--shadow, double, ride tantum, have someone live their lives some of the time, and other times, when needed, step in and be JoAnn S. Secrist, a very powerful name in constitutional law, that can be twisted and turned, just like it was recently in the Clive Bundy situation, in Bunkerville, Nevada--the round up of the cattle, with protesters over 10th amendment rights vs. the federal government, crazy ass shit!

Forget rounding up the 600 head of cattle, and arrest the man, the law breaker; we cannot have a well ordered society, without a set of accepted laws, that people agree to follow.  Federal agents, like in any other crime should swoop down and arrest the asshole, who has been grazing on our public lands, with the tax payers, footing the bill for this guy, of course, Mormon, so they are above the law, in their minds . . . so that is what this constitutional law attorney would do . . .back to the task at hand, dismantle this little rat ass CIA, dumbass . . . Michael Willis, aka, Matthew Cody McClintoch, of Missoula . . . allegedly of Bozeman!

Judge, Cowboy Film Producer, Tax Evader

I had a client in Kalispell, Georgiana Darrow Hartung, In the Matter of Dorothy Darrow, who I was coaching and writing briefs for, to help her get guardianship of her mother, back, as was the desire of her aged mother in her will that was made over 10 years ago, while mom was still competent and still basically is, but slipping, or just tired.  I was her attorney--coach, behind the scenes, having not taken the Montana State Bar Exam, nor writing a letter requesting admittance to the state bar, from the Montana Supreme Court, already having 4 bar memberships, former Utah State Bar, Federal District of Utah, 10th Circuit Court of Appeals, and finally, the United States Supreme Court bar.

At the last minute, Georgiana begged me to come from Helena to Kalispell for her court hearing; so her daughter, who lives in Fort Benton, met me in Helena, and took me to Kalispell for court.  Surprise, surprise, surprise, the judge, Lympus, who was on the case, was, at the last minute, substituted out for another alleged judge in the district, a Judge Robert Allison.  My first reaction is, the CIA, has brought in their own judge, so they can keep my name suppressed and off the record, and make the decision, the CIA, wants, because they now had my sister, Shelley, or Kay, already up in the Kalispell area, claiming credit for my work with medical marijuana, that the people loved, having seen many of their neighbors, taken down by the feds.

Judge's Decision Didn't Reflect the Record, Nor What Happened in Court--Pre-Determined

And when the judge's decisions was rendered so fast, had no connection with the case and what happened in court, I was sure that the outcome was predetermined, the CIA, just didn't count on me coming to court, last minute, and thought they could pull the wool over on Georgiana's eyes, but they couldn't on mine.  I had Georgiana, order a transcript of the trial or hearing, so we could compare the order with what was agreed to and argued in court . . . totally different, illegal, unlawful, and totally against the wishes of Dorothy, the mother, who knew which child she could and couldn't trust.

I immediately came home, got out the living will and will documents and wrote a scathing rule 60(b) motion, showing the court had just granted guardianship, through spurious means, outside the courtroom to the daughter, who the mother never wanted as a guardian, and was about last on the list of 5 children, and who we had proof had stolen about $35,000, demanding an accounting for.  This 28 or so page brief, was not allowed on the record!  And the clerk's name was "Allison."  Any relation to the judge?  I always wanted to stop in court, and check out what the real Judge Allison looked like, but 24/7 surveillance would have stopped that, so, just let it go . . .

Judge Meets Cowboy Film Producer

Six months later, I drop in Missoula, at the Pov, and immediately, a nice looking, distinguished gentleman, dressed like a rhinestone cowboy, basically, hits on me . . . but that is a pattern for the feds--I don't ever initiate the contact, but they do, so suspicious, again right off the bat.  You see these men, all of them have played a key role, as have my clients, and their children, landlords, and other contact people--I am sequestered to a very controlled environment, but if someone happens to slip in, easy money always persuades them to change sides, as it did with Georgiana, David Russo, and Tabitha, her daughter from Fort Benton--all agree, to say that Shelley, Kay, Rachel, or whomever is the Cover-Girl for this particular case, or issues, is me, and I them!

So there is a 350 degree cover on me, no matter what I do . . . but, my experience is catching up to them. As I had already assumed, this was a fed, undercover, in a cowboy get up, and he is in the Poverello Homeless Shelter, to do a documentary on why people are there--sounds plausible, but?  But some guy in the Pov happened to say, doesn't Mike look like a judge?  He sure as hell does, and he looks like Judge Robert Allison of Kalispell, fame . . . substantiating my already cautious interactions with this man.

Cowboy Meets Tax Evader

The second I took of with a Canadian truck driver, to escape my CIA undercover operative, who is surely there to say that it is the government chick, at the Pov, rather than me, keeping the 360 cover going, without a seam, cowboy checks out of the Pov and magically has the money to stay at at motel, below his normal taste and living conditions.  As soon as I mentioned that to someone on my phone and my suspicions, Mike all of the sudden doesn't have money to stay in a motel anymore--they don't even use time delay to make me questions.  It is totally cause and effect reaction . . . I catch them, they change immediately!

Mike had mentioned some issue with the Montana Department of Revenue, before I left.  He also accused me of not being an attorney--no that would be my sister Shelley, or Rachel, or who the hell else the CIA actors are, but, I am really an attorney, who according to many judges can practice with my U.S. Supreme Court Bar License, anywhere.  Yes, I told Utah State Bar Association, who is playing the same games, being paid, to lie, like all the others, to keep the CIA secret doubles, or me secret, since I disappeared from the legal world for 9 years, and then worked online, through e-filing in the federal courts, which is where I mostly practiced, other than in the 5th Judicial District, who are all on the payroll too, except for Judge . . . can't remember his name, used to be chief judge in the district, until I complimented him and slammed all the other judges in the district for actually abiding, protecting, and promoting the constitutions, soon was retired, and replaced with a company man!

A Little Bit of Knowledge Can Make A Big Ass Fool of You--Especially if You Don't Listen

So this guy, if I ever reject him, like most men of this caliber, who are used to cutting favors for women, and are rejected, start this immediate attack against you, which is standard fare for these guys, REDS--Retired & Extremely Dangerous . . . fading glory, hits a man hard, lower T levels, Viagra and the likes, are hard on these former men who ruled the world, but are just grumpy old men now . . . you know the type, James Bond, now just collateral damage to their former jobs, and selves!

Now, I have explained the situation, that I told the Utah State Bar Association, through Billy Walker, a former boss at the Utah Attorney Generals Office, that I wanted my name taken off the bar rolls, because I knew all the entities had colluded against me, and were letting my non-attorney sister, who had long ago stolen my name and bar license, stupid as she still is, but tarnishing my name and I would sue them if my name ever appeared on another court docket in Utah!  

That was in January, at the time I was going to the United States Supreme Court, and at the same time, Judge Lyle Anderson, in the 7th Judicial District was teaming with the sheriffs of Iron County, and my government double husband, and the Delta Force Marines to take me out of commission, and replace me with non-attorney, actor, sister, whom I had trained, and one of my client's girlfriends had even seen her show up in court in the 5th district as ME!  Once I escaped to Montana to save my life!

Too Stupid to Get It . . . Just Leave Alone to My Own Detriment!

This old dog, CIA, former lady's man, is slipping, still nice looking, but the mind is shot, and it he just doesn't get what happened in Utah, a government man, even in on the charade, can't grasp what was going on, so I gave up trying to convince him--EVERY STEP OF THE WAY TO THE U.S. SUPREME COURT, YOU HAVE TO BE IN GOOD STANDING WITH THE UTAH SUPREME COURT, THREE TIMES I HAD TO OBTAIN "CERTIFICATES OF GOOD STANDING" TO GET INTO THE NEXT LEVEL OF BAR LICENSES--AS I AM GOING TO WASHINGTON, D.C., UTAH PULLS OUT OLD STUFF,  SHELLEY'S TESTIMONY, AS A CLIENT, NOT A DRAG SISTER I HAD SUPPORTED AND TRAINED, AND BRING UP THE PIX DISEASE--WHILE I AM BEING SWORN INTO THE HIGHEST COURT IN THE LAND--ABOUT .000001% OF THE ATTORNEYS IN THE U.S. WILL EVER MAKE IT TO THAT LEVEL, AND THEY, CIA, UTAH, SYNONOMOUS, ARE TRYING TO BRING UP A BAR COMPLAINT--PROFESSIONAL JEALOUSY ANYONE? 

This guy can't find his way around Missoula, let alone get the complexities of the court system, the requirements, what it takes to get their, what was going on in Utah, illegal, unlawful, unconsititutional, and blantantly criminal!  But how could all these people be against you?  $$$ and a BILLION REASONS OR MORE, THEY WERE VESTED IN TAKING ME OUT, AND SUBSTITUTING ME, FROM MY CASES TO MY SON'S MUSIC!  PLUS, PRISON TIME FOR THEM!  GET IT!  Don't you get it, whistle blowers are not treated kindly by their government, or Edward Snowden, NSA, CIA & FBI exposer, is not liked--and I have been screaming about this for 6 years!

The Alleged Test Mike Is To Administer To See If I Am The Attorney, Or Shelley Is

With take background, Mike approaches me a week or so ago, tells me he will pay me $100 if I get the Montana Revenue Service off his back.  I look over his paperwork, and there is another name on the notice . . . a Matthew Cody McClintoch, with a different address, than, Mike's alleged address in Bozeman, when I met him last fall . . . the mail was marked for November 16, 2013, clearly during the time he told me he lived in Bozeman.  

He didn't get his new house, or really wasn't even in it, or just in it, allegedly, he just drove me by the house, but didn't take me in the house . . . suspicious red flag!  So heads up, something is up, substantiates my belief that this is a CIA actor, judge, cowboy, but the real guy, or the one the government knocked off, like my client from Parowan, is not who he is claiming to be, alleged adoption . . . really Mormon boy from Utah, claiming to be adopted to a family, who lives on a ranch in California, where he learned to pay Mormon songs on the organ--a trait that is desired among Mormon boys so they can play the organ or piano on their Mormon missions!

Whistling Wind, LLC., Alleged Tax of Roughly $4,000

Mike gives me his paperwork, I demand the $100 and he gets pissed and says that he will pay me when he can, and don't work on it, until he can pay me--a deal is a deal, and I am saving him about $4000.  That was a week or so ago, so Friday, Mike comes back in after another alleged attempt at rectifying the tax problem on his own, but with no resolution.  He says it needs immediate attention.  Stupid me, I think that his has the money, the agreed cheap ass amount of $100, which is not even one half an hour of the standard $250 per hour.

I dig right in and start doing research of all the laws that are in the notice letters, but I don't see any due process, just the government pulling some number out of their asses, and claiming he owes them that . . . no facts, etc.  I do further research and find that the whole due process provision has been conveniently left out of the whole unfair process.  I show Mike the due process laws, related to what should have happened in this whole thing, plus clarify some facts, nailing the issues . . . should be so fucking obvious, I know my stuff, plus tell him about the Digital Millennium Act, for the threats of Internet exposure and a warrant for his arrest!  

By this time, I have skin in the game, and I am going to get them, but, again, I am not going to do it for free--I found out that the people who were most willing to screw me, where the people I did the most free legal work for! Shocking but true!  Clean hands and pure heart--but my virtue is being given to other money grubbing, gold digger chicks--KAY, SHELLEY, RACHEL, KELLY ANN, SUE, TIFFANY AND THE CREW!  So, I am not going to do one more charitable act, and have it assigned to another bitch!!  FUCK THAT GAME!

Like Most Cops, Mike Is Cheap as Cheap--And a Thief--See Him Take Stuff From Breakfront all the Time!  Cops Entitlements!

I tell Mike that when he pays me the $100, I will start the legal work, the letter, and get this off his chest, easy, for violation of due process rights, line verse right out of the Montana Code Annotated. Modern day government agencies have gotten lazy, they are so used to pushing around heavy handed government tactics, especially in the field of taxes, that people, don't question, and just pay up, without asking any questions--not this gal, that is what the Brock et al, v. Herbert et al, securities case was about, constitutional violations!  And the same heavy handed government pressure and threats--well, power is given, not taken!

So anyway, and easy win for me, after I get paid, not like I don't need the money, hell, I am staying at the Poverello Homeless Shelter for hell sake!  I am standing strong on this, wanted the money for the weekend, told Mike he needed to pay me, then I will kick out the letter in record time and we can get it in the mail today, Friday.  Mike begs to just pay $50 now, and then $50 when the issue is resolved.  Okay--he does an no show!  What the hell, this is not my ass that is going to get put in a sling, but his--although, like is the way of this double government bitch thing--the CIA, NSA, FBI, who are all in on this and have a billion dollar investment, or their heads into keeping me a secret, can watch my searches on the computer, enough to give little, Kay Baby, who is an attorney, enough information to take the statutes and run--having no clue they even existed prior to me finding them!

This Urgent Tax Issue is Not So Urgent Once I Found the Solution!

He sends me a text from Big Fork City, up around the Flathead Lake, a place I told him I was looking into getting on a waiting list to move into--got to get the girls, the doubles a place now; Mike had never, never been up to that area of Montana, and right in the town I had showed him the paperwork for!  Go figure . . . now the fuckers, who can steal my research for the letters, can't track abc, right down the line, these guys are not even cleaver; therefore, one could assume, if you are not part of the solution, you are par to of the problem!

So, while I am waiting for my money, Mike is up, where I am thinking about moving, in a cabin.  He writes me a lame ass email, requesting a copy of the letter to the Montana Department of Revenue!  This cheap ass butt fucker, is really, demanding a copy of my letter?  Can't even pay $50!  So, I politely declined and told him to get Susan--my sister's name, but allegedly an attorney in Missoula, who somehow, knows me, with Mike claiming after I improved his promotional letter for his film by 100%, that he was embarassed, with my name on his work, because I had gone in this woman's office--WHAT?

My Blog Getting More Hits Than People Watching the Super Bowl!  111 Million, as Opposed to My Blog Getting 155 Million, Twice in One Day on Two Different Articles!

Now I am a pro-writer, before the government fucked with this blog, and stole 100,000,000 million hits from and month ago, and diluted, if not erased, imitated, and but up the fraudulent blog site, that gets 7 hits for every one I get, but both have the same writing on it . . . from Bad Ass Con Law Chick Blog to Bad Con Law Chick Blog . . . close, just like the songs that substituted and stole my son, Elliot Secrist, bass guitarist of God's Revolver song titles, Cantina Poetry Blues, to Cantina Blues--we are just changing one word!  

Just like they changed three bank accounts one number--my money goes into someone else's fucking account--three times, three times had to close, when I was actually planning on getting the money from my Brock, Cheek and Thomas Vail cases!!!!!!!  SILLY ME!  I grow it, they mow it!  Typical, and here too, I am suppose to serve fucking dumb ass, Mike, do the great work, and someone else gets the money and the credit!  Because Shelley, Rachel and Kay have been promoted as me--the work horse, the smart one, and the show horses--fuck you Mike . . . only I did it very nicely, but I thought, this is just his way of getting me pissed off, and getting out of the letter, because, they already got how to do the letter!

Same Old Worn Out Patterns, Our Secret Service, CIA, FBI, & NSA, Just Can't Get A Grasp On!

Since the NSA, Mormon run as it is, watches everything I write, to the second, blacking out screens, deleting sentences and paragraphs, can't find out what the problem is, and my blog is so popular, here we go again, the theft . . . we just steal it and pretend that you are who you are writing against, you sisters or Kay. You are the one stealing, creating bogus blogs, hijacking blogs, and numbers--no, I missed 10 fucking years of technology!  I am barely operable on this and my cell phones, a sitting duck for fraud, easy prey, easy target . . . easy pickins.  Now Shelley, Kay, and Sue or whoever, except Rachel, who can't write an email or a resume on her own--

LET ME REDIRECT YOU TO THE "REAL" BLOG--THIS IS ONE THAT RIDES ON THE ORIGINAL, STEALS 7 OUT OF TEN HITS, IF NOT ALL OVER A BILLION HITS; REAL BLOG IS BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK BLOG--NOT BAD ASS CON LAW CHICK BLOG--IMITATION & THIEF BLOG!

Both blogs run on my articles, and writing, JoAnn S. Secrist, not to be confused with any other spelling of the name, like the fake, Joann or Joanne, or Johanna, or whatever, fucked up misleading name they are using. This blog was cut short, when I started writing about poor little baby sister, Rachel, with the fucking huge fake tits, fake teeth, fake ass, a fake tummy, or is was Kay, Shelley and crew, Sue, or pooh, the Southwick sisters, and Kay, Kelly or whomever . . . as I started to slam the government hookers, the computer stopped me, and a note came on the screen: 

You have logged off from another location.  Do you want to log in again?  Yes, I want to log in again.  Close . . . guess the eyes or spies on my computer, didn't like me trashing the alleged beautiful girls that are in the penis class of affirmative action.  LOL!  You know the penis factor I have talked about.

The real blog will not pop up, you have to write in the whole long name, used to pop up, until it his 155 million, twice in the same day, when I wrote two articles . . . and then you still have to hit the search engine, the fake just pops up on typing two words, bad con . . . for the rest of the real article, see Google, bad ass con law chick blog--I always write on that site, regardless of the substantially lower hit numbers--1,570,000 as opposed to 35 million attached to the fake site--gov must have tried to divide and conquer!  LOL.  good luck,