BALANCE THE FUN!
WHAT IF YOU WERE MADE FOR ME, AND I WAS MADE FOR YOU?
DON'T BLOW IT!
SHAKESPEARE'S, "DOUBLE-BACKED BEAST!
FIRST, ONE LAST STORY ABOUT, ANAL SEX OR BUTT-FUCKING! SHIT ON A STICK! KNOW YOURSELF. KNOW YOUR PARTNER! PREMARITAL COMMUNICATIONS AND SEX ED, IS A MUST!
Ray, was a friend of mine from high school. Back in the day, he was from a broken home, had issues, none of the rest of us had to deal with, family-wise. But, later in life, this shy, somewhat, backward, guy with the women, grew into his good looks, and due to that delay, he, got an educations, and the stud life found, Ray! He was about, 6'4", and very good looking, a gentleman in every way, and, a big catch, in the Salt Lake City, dating scene that I was just, going back into, after, law school; however, just the few years of reintroduction, into the wild, my reputation proceeded me, and Ray had been warned by another, high school chum, Bart, that I was not joke and a man-eater, so, I was automatically, crossed off his "most wanted" list, but, we did have our, time together. First and foremost, we were still friends, and he confided in me.
Again, remember, the shy, Ray, not one of the DATING KINGS OF SALT LAKE, with a great job, and a rockin' home, up near the ski resorts, and a half front room view of the valley, back in the day, Ray was, a one-lady man, and while in high school, working summers, at Lagoon, Amusement Park, he hooked up with a shy, girl, that summer, and he told me, once a summer, while messing around, high school stuff, petting and kissing, he and her had sex, whooooops in, Mormondum, and, so, after high school, like all good Mormon boys, he went to his bishop and repented, just in time to leave on his mission, somewhere in the world, while, this girl, stayed home, like all good little Mormon girls, got married and had a few kids. Now, Ray is a real man, and when, she called him, later in life and told, him, that her husband was abusive, he was there for her, and he felt somewhat responsible for her downfall, the sex they had, and he would do whatever, it took to make that up to her.
Eventually, she got a divorce, and, Ray, as promised, and probably with tons of other options, made good on his promise, out of guilt, or just being a good guy, married this woman, he saw as the paragon of virtue, but for him! LOL. They got married in the Mormon Temple, a sacred, church, ceremony and marriage, or so he thought. They went, to Cancun, or somewhere down, in Mexico, for their long awaited, reunion, and, he, had not had sex with anyone, since, high school, and I believe he was, about, 26 by this time, so, basically, still a virgin. That night, at dinner, they hooked up with another couple, and to his surprise, remember, Mormons, allegedly, don't drink or smoke, no sex before marriage, so, he was shocked when, his new bridge, right out the temple ordered, Tequila, and slammed about, 6 shots, and wanted him to drink with her, thinking he was, being a bore, not to drink and he was, quite alarmed by her actions, wondering what he had gotten himself into?
CARRYING THE NEW BRIDE, OVER THE THRESHOLD IS EXPECTED, BUT, DRAGGING HER, OUT OF THE TAXI, AND THROWING HER OVER HIS SHOULDERS, FLOPPING HER ON THE HOTEL BED, IS ANOTHER!
Needless to say, the night, the honeymoon, so far had not gone well, for Ray, to this point. However, the thought of long awaited sex, after years of, I am sure, fantasizing, and dreaming of his dearly beloved, for years, was, worth the wait, or so he thought. Ray disappeared into the bathroom, leaving honey, on the bed. When he came out, probably, knowing Ray, he was dressed in his, new pajamas, with the anticipation, that he, would have the joy of disrobing her and she him, slow, and steady, getting hotter by the second! That is not what he was greeted with, and he got the surprise of his life, when, he entered the room, and low and behold, there was his new bride, laying butt ass naked, face down on the bed, asking him to do anal sex, on her!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol.
Now, I know, from living in, Montana, and being around, Catholics, that, there is, when, it comes to religion, and expectations, of an active, male or female, not much difference, and, the Catholics, might be even more, resilient, and determined to be virgins, some, before marriage, and the one, hottie that I worked with, all Catholics, in Chicago, the summer of 1992, when, I worked at Americans United For Life, had NEVER, even KISSED a woman, and he, 30 at the time, now, I think the director, was saving himself for MARRIAGE! So, this is not unique just to Mormons, but probably, pretty, applicable to most, girls and guys, who are raised, in a religious home, and who have not rebelled against their parents and their religion . . . some faiths, take, virginity oaths! I was a virgin when I got married, so, I know the type! Too bad someone didn't have me sign and oath, to not have sex, after, I got divorced, before the next succor, married me! LOL!
MASTER NURSERY. EBAR. SOCKEYE. SOMEBODY'S GONNA LOVE YOUR STUFF!
I was, about, ready to pop, with my first baby, when, my sister, Sue and her, husband, Kevin, were getting married, and going to live below me and Zeke or Richard . . . she, and Kevin, had been to her doctor, and he gave them, a premarital, booklet about sex, anatomy, and childbirth or something like that, which, they had gone over with each other, and Sue wondered if me and Zeke, what I called, Richard, since, I was, about, 5, growing up with him, in the same neighborhood, in Bountiful, Utah, would like to borrow the booklet and read it together. Sue gave me the booklet before, Zeke got home from work and school, after looking through, the material, I decided, that, I would be too, embarrassed, to discuss this with my husband of almost a year! and pregnant to boot! LOL. Know your victim, and partner! LOL.
The other day, I walked passed, Diva Espresso, in Greenwood, and there were three, very handsome, I assumed, bachelors, all drinking coffee and reading the scriptures together. Ladies if you are lucky enough to land some of these studs, and your former, boyfriend, got you convinced, that anal sex was the balm, you may want to think twice, not only about, your, sex life, and partner, if you are into that stuff, and it is your body, and I am all about, rights; therefore, keep that in mind, this is a health issue for me, and, a PAIN issue! But, perhaps if I finish the story about, Ray, and his, honey, they, eventually, divorced, because, she had an affair, got a dude who did her like, her old abusive boyfriend, did . . . .later she fucked, Ray's attorney, too! The un-examined life, is, not worth living, in some people's book . . . know thyself, and to thy, own-self, be true!
HOLLYWOOD. HOLLY. ROUGH SEX!
I suggested to Holly, that she needs to write a blog, for single women, because, she has found, herself in every type situation, a SEATTLE SLUT, can find herself in . . . she is battling, her ex-husbands, for kids, has, ex-boyfriends, dating her, friends, from, her social media pages, and sending her nude pictures of, their lastest, friend conquests, and she has been lured into, sex and a relationship with a married man . . . this morning she said, good advice . . . if he has an imprint of a wedding ring on his finger and no ring, he is likely married, and it is not just jewelry! LOL. Holly could teach me a few things . . . I talk from, other people's experience and she talks from, FIRST HAND experience! LOL. So, about, Christmas time, Holly met, some dude at work, they both had kids, similar values, or so she thought, they waited to have sex, decided that living together, was easier than, trying to raise kids and work, alone, and the plan was to move in together.
The couple, looked good together, he was helpful and generous, did Christmas shopping, etc., and he, was willing to put two pay checks, into this joint venture, and, so, they set a date, at a nice hotel, and they were going to consummate the relationship, to see how that part of their relationship was. Holly got new clothes, he made good on his promise to buy her new boots she wanted, and all seemed perfect, and I was excited, that, maybe, this would, be a great thing for her and she could, get her kids back, with some added financial assistance and he, get his daughters, back, with someone to help him too. I couldn't wait, to see, what, happened on the sort of honeymoon, weekend, to see if, sex was good, and to her liking. She came back and didn't say much? Well? Okay, so, she doesn't want to share, and that is cool, no kiss and tell. But, I wanna know, like all good girlfriends? LOL.
Now, from, that, weekend on, she basically, said, no dice, and she did tell me that she didn't think it would work out. OK. She never went into details, but, the guy, started, to harass her, do this and that, to the point, of criminal activity, and social media terrorism, using her, and abusing her, pictures from, by gone eras, even taking pictures she sent her, then, husband, and putting them out, for everyone, including the cops, to see! But her boobs looked good! LOL. Finally, today, we were talking and I was telling her, what I had been writing about, on my blog, anal sex, etc. Finally, she opened up, and said, dude, did, big time ROUGH SEX, ON HER, PULLED HER HAIR, didn't chock her out, but, he twisted her head, and she kind of left, the rest to my imagination! GUYS . . . THERE ARE GIRLS OUT THERE, WHO, GET PAID TO DO THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T BREAK YOUR, WANNA BE MAYBE WIFE, IN ON THIS! And for the most part, Holly is experienced, but even, she, shied away, from this guy after that! THINK, THINK, THINK . . . THIS CUTS, BOTH WAYS! KNOW, YOUR PARTNER, EVEN A CASUAL ONE!
GAME GURUS! ME INCLUDED! THEIR VOCATION. MY AVOCATION . . . FIGURING THEM OUT! LOL.
MY, CLOAK AND DAGGER LIFE, IS A LITTLE MORE COMPLICATED THAN, THAT . . . GOVERNMENT DOUBLES, DOUBLE TROUBLE, AND IDENTICAL TWINS . . . MY TAKE . . . ONE LOVES ME AND ONE HATES ME! THE SEX, ATTITUDE, TELLS THE STORY!
The basic story line is . . . I met one of the twins, on the way to Washington, D.C., and, kind of fell, in love, over the phone and internet, after, spending, three days on the Amtrak train with the guy. I GOT WHIP-LASHED! Atlantic base, on one coast, in one Washington, and the other, twin, on the west coast, Pacific based. Crossing paths, and crossing phones, but curious enough, to see, what the fuck is going on . . . how do the fucking feds, do their shit, and what the hell are they up to? Cher, says it is all in their kiss . . . no, one kisses, the other doesn't, love, kisses, hate, fucks, doesn't want me to even talk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! One sport fucks, the other, makes love, big ass difference! WHO AM I WITH, THIS TIME????????????????????????????????????? Now, there seemed to be a drastic change in my, former lover, who I had not seen for, four years, but, there was still, that old chemistry, and it is in the kiss! LOVE THE WELCOMES! SWOOP ME, BY THE ASS, INTO, OPEN, WANTING LIPS, AND ALMOST SWALLOW ME WHOLE! ALL IT TAKES IS A NOD!